Rule breaking cocktail recipes.

by | Apr 11, 2022 | Cocktails, Drugs, LifeSkills, Recipes | 155 comments

It’s back, time for more runs out into the world of cocktails.  Today, I bring to you one that had me searching for ingredients, and two that break the standard rules of cocktails.  The first is something that we’ve touched on before, but with a twist.  A couple weeks back, a news story popped up in my newsfeed talking about the dangers of the Moscow Mule (you can tell it was a while back, because it wasn’t renamed).  The concern was that if you’re drinking the cocktail out of a pure copper mug (not clad in stainless inside as most are), the acidity of the drink will leach copper into the drink, and you would consume it.  In order to reach toxic levels, you would need to consume an extraordinary amount of warm drinks over a day.

Due to clicking on that link, my newsfeed was stuffed with articles, recipes, stories and the like about Moscow Mules for the next week.  Among them, I learned of an interesting ingredient: Butterfly Pea Flowers.  These flowers make a tea that has a mild flavor, is bright blue, and will change color when it comes in contact with an acid (purple to pink depending on the pH).  With this in mind, you can make the tea, and then freeze it into ice cubes.

Then you build a drink (for this recipe they referred to it as the Galaxy Magic Mule):

Fill a clear glass (preferably double walled) about 2/3rds full with crushed clear ice.  Top with crushed butterfly pea flower ice.  Add juice of half a lime, add 2 ounces vodka, top with ginger beer.  After that, gently stir, and top with more of the butterfly pea flower ice.

You can swap out the vodka for gin, or Irish whiskey, or pretty much anything that works well with ginger beer and lime.

To more traditional, but still no less shocking cocktails, we’ll move on to one that is surprisingly tasty even with the ingredients used

The Trinidad Sour

This drink takes Angostura bitters, and uses that as the base alcohol.  Instead of a dash or two of bitters, this drink makes it the star.  The base recipe is:

  • 1.5 ounce Angostura bitters
  • 0.5 ounce rye whiskey
  • 0.75 ounce lemon juice
  • 1 ounce orgeat

Take all of that, add to a shaker with ice, and shake until chilled and combined.  Strain (if you want to be really fancy, you can double strain it) into a cocktail glass (or a Nick and Nora glass).  Garnish with a lemon twist to complete the illusion of sophistication.

The lemon and the orgeat round out the bitters, and produce a very dark red, herbaceous drink.  The hardest part in making it for me was getting the little plug out of the top of the bitters bottle to be able to pour out 1.5 ounces of bitters.  I haven’t tested this with other bitter manufacturers, but would be very interested in hearing of others experiments with bitters as a base alcohol.

This next one popped up in my news feed around St. Patrick’s Day, and introduced me to a cocktail that makes Irish Whisky and Scotch play together well:

Cameron’s Kick

The base recipe for this is:

  • 1 ounce Irish Whiskey (I tested this with Quiet Man)
  • 1 ounce Scotch Whisky (I tested this with Laphroig, go big or go home for a rule breaking cocktail, right?)
  • 0.5 ounce lemon juice
  • 0.5 ounce orgeat

Take these ingredients, put them into a shaker filled with ice.  Then shake until chilled and mixed, strain into a chilled cocktail glass.

The Laphroig came through still, but the drink as a whole played well together.  When I make this in the future, I’ll try to have a blended scotch or more neutral one on hand to make this (such as Dewar’s or Glenlivet).

From a story I read, this drink was overlooked for many years, as the cocktail was first in print in 1922.  However, it appears that there was a transcription error when it was added to the 1935 Mr. Boston Bartender’s Guide, where the orgeat got changed over to orange bitters, removing any sweetness from the drink at all.  Mr. Boston didn’t correct the recipe for this drink until after the year 2000.

So I hope this encourages you to try something new this coming weekend.  Based on conversations amongst some people chattering away on one of the Zoom meetings, it appears that there is also some interest in me putting together a piece on the history of Irish and Scotch whisk(e)y.  If that interest holds up amongst you, the commentariat, I’ll see what I can find with some sources and do the history some justice.

About The Author

Nephilium

Nephilium

Nephilium is a geek of multiple types living in the vast suburban forests of Cleveland.

155 Comments

  1. DEG

    That Trinidad Sour looks good.

    I had a Moscow Mule or two one night out with some former coworkers. I could get to like them.

    it appears that there is also some interest in me putting together a piece on the history of Irish and Scotch whisk(e)y. If that interest holds up amongst you, the commentariat, I’ll see what I can find with some sources and do the history some justice.

    Yes.

    • Nephilium

      I was very pleasantly surprised by the Trinidad Sour. I may attempt to order one if we hit up a good cocktail bar in Vegas.

      When I get home, I may test it with some other bitters I’ve had sitting around for a while.

  2. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Sorry for the OT, but I had to share this bit of trivia I just discovered about jazz/rock fusion guitarist John Goodsall (Brand X and Atomic Rooster).

    “ Goodsall also played on several film scores including No Small Affair, The Doorman, Can’t Buy Me Love, North Shore, Anal Intruder 9, Wave Warriors 2, Wave Warriors 3, and Point Break.”

    I wondered why I enjoyed that soundtrack so much.

    • Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

      “On a Wave of Constipation…”

  3. The Hyperbole

    I’m out of bitters and so is Kroger’s, and my amazon order is stuck in Twinsburg. Guess it’s straight whisky tonight.

    • Nephilium

      If you had planned ahead, you could have started making your own.

      • The Hyperbole

        If I had planned ahead I wouldn’t have run out.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s hard to imagine you running out of bitter.

      • rhywun

        lol-zing

      • Tulip

        Lol

      • Chafed

        Looks like we are done for tonight.

  4. rhywun

    LOL the feds are putting out “long covid” propaganda now.

    I REALLY need to cut the cord.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Their credibility is gone.

      • rhywun

        At first it was just NYS which wasn’t surprising because they’re also still pushing the violently disgusting “kids want to be vaccine heroes” propaganda bit (saw that one tonight) in addition to their “long covid” horseshit I first saw a couple days ago.

        Kind of surprised to see the feds join in.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Desperation

        A large portion of the country has now tuned them out and will never listen to them again. That’s got to sting their fragile egos.

      • creech

        Unfortunately, the asshole politicians (pardon, I repeat myself) of Philly have reinstituted the indoor mask mandate because there are 44 people hospitalized with Chicomvirus out of a population of more than 1 million.

      • Chafed

        I assume Randi Weingarten is somehow involved.

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      Last I glanced at a commercial they were still running the “Stay at home! Cower in fear!” campaign on the teevee.

  5. Mustang

    I do enjoy a good Moscow Mule but the ginger better burn when I drink it, otherwise it’s just sweetened vodka.

    • pistoffnick

      I found out a couple of weeks ago that Gosling’s makes a Diet Ginger Beer that burns as good as Reed’s Extra but without the sugar or the calorie hit.

      • Mustang

        I’ll have to look it up. Thanks!

      • MikeS

        Yup. Gosling’s diet (and regular) have a decent bite.

    • Nephilium

      The girlfriend tried the ginger beer I prefer to purchase once.

      Only once…

    • Chafed

      Hey Mustang. I gave you very belated response to your question about stress last night. Don’t know if you saw it.

  6. Chafed

    Sort of on topic, who brews Trader Joe’s Stockard Oatmeal Stout? I tried it again. It was quite good especially for the price.

    • Nephilium

      Quite a few of the contract brews for Trader Joe’s have been said to have been brewed by Gordon Biersch. The Belgian style ones have usually been traced back to Unibroue (the cage and cork on the bottles are a dead giveaway).

      • Chafed

        Thanks Neph.

  7. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    I wonder if Campari would substitute for the bitters

    • Nephilium

      Campari, while bitter, doesn’t have the punch of Angostura, nor the ABV. But you could make a very nice Negroni, or you could use the Liquor.com What the #$@! Do I Do with This? section for those random spirits.

  8. Gustave Lytton

    That fucking dementia patient is issuing regulations to require background checks and serialization of uppers now. And requiring dealers to maintain records indefinitely and turn them over to the ATF when they close up shop. No more twenty year sunset.

    How the fuck does a final rule get issued without public comment or notice of proposed rule making?

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      Starts with “F”. . .

      Buckle down, comrade, we’re entering a Brave New World where “The Rules are what We say they are”. They’re not even pretending anymore.

    • creech

      ” No more twenty year sunset.” Maybe the records are maintained indefinitely, but I hear there is quite a danger of boating accidents around sunset.

      • Gustave Lytton

        As if the jackboots would accept that as a valid excuse rather than admission of felonious failing to report a transfer (to the bottom of a body of water).

    • Chafed

      I suspect the lawsuits will be filed soon.

    • Ownbestenemy

      If I were to take a stab they will fall back on the ’emergency rule making’ like they tried with COVID

  9. slumbrew

    Welp, I just ran across ‘The Accountant’ starting.

    There goes the next couple of hours.

    • Chafed

      Ben Affleck is dreamy.

      • slumbrew

        An autistic Ben Affleck killing the fuck out of people who need killing is pretty great. Oddly.

      • Nephilium

        If you like that, you may also like Nobody.

      • slumbrew

        Ah, yes. Saw the Drinker’s review, need to watch that.

      • slumbrew

        Was it you, Chafed, who said he knows the big bearded guy who plays one of the thugs that show up at the farm?

      • Chafed

        Sadly, no. I have had very few brushes with fame. But if you are interested I can tell you about using a restaurant mens room at the same time as Mark Gastineau or seeing Paul Giamatti in the MOMA cafeteria.

      • slumbrew

        I’m surprised Giamatti had his cock out in the cafeteria! Or am I misunderstanding this story?

        (Gastineau lived near me when I was growing up, along with a variety of Islanders as well)

      • Chafed

        Two different stories, at two different times, in two different places.

    • Plinker762

      I thought of this Accountant

      • slumbrew

        Huh, new to me.

        Fichtner is just great.

      • Plinker762

        I don’t think I’ve seen the whole movie, just his scenes in it.

  10. kinnath

    Just filed my taxes. Pleasantly surprises that I am not cutting a big check the feds this year, but the state got me for some reason. Usually it’s the other way around.

  11. dbleagle

    The planets failed yesterday to cause sailors grief. The racing went well with no untoward incidents.

    • MikeS

      Sounds like you didn’t science hard enough! Or something.

  12. The Bearded Hobbit

    I just discovered that I made a bonehead error on my Schedule E when I didn’t copy one line from the spreadsheet to the form. I am still fighting over a minor mistake that I made in 2019.

    I’m stuck in (self-inflicted) Amended Return hell.

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      That was supposed to be a reply to kinnath.

      Also, NM just repealed the income tax on Social Security earnings saving me close to $2k per year from now on out.

    • Sean

      You should fire your accountant.

  13. Brochettaward

    Damn it feels good to be a Firster.

  14. Ownbestenemy

    So Gustave asked about rulemaking. ATF had this out for public comment since May of 2021. Such is the Levithan and a willing press to not report, it is what it is.

    https://www.regulations.gov/document/ATF-2021-0001-0001

    Definition of “Frame or Receiver” and Identification of Firearms

    Today’s rule: https://www.atf.gov/firearms/docs/rulemaking/final-rule-2021r-05f-definition-frame-or-receiver-and-identification/download

    Definition of “Frame or Receiver” and Identification of Firearms

    What I want to know, and the site doesn’t say, is the resolution of those comments. However, only 250k people engaged in commenting and given the process is the punishment, I don’t blame most not commenting.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Which makes me wonder, why aren’t there watchdogs or say an association that is scouring the Federal Register and public comment period of these and getting it out to their members? Or do they?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Oh answered my own question

      The Director, however, reserves the right to determine, in light of all circumstances, whether a public hearing is necessary

      I am sorry, but if even one comment is received on a proposed regulation, there should be a hearing and that person allowed to speak to the whole body.

      • Gustave Lytton

        The rule making is mostly bullshit. The agencies are not actually interested in comments or feedback, but implementing whatever policy they’ve decided upon. The comments only real purpose is to provide a possible foundation for suing to overturn a regulation because the agency failed to explain away a contention.

      • Ownbestenemy

        100% agreed. In an age where people want internet voting and start up change.org petitions ignore rule making comments. The story would be different if it were 6 million comments, either for or against.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Tell me about it. In a blind-screaming panic LANL put up guard gates on the main roads passing by the facility after 9/11. When there was grumbling from the locals the DOE promised a review with public comments. Several alternatives were offered up by the locals including one from the local paper that had maps and diagrams.

        It went something like this:

        DOE: “This is what we are doing.”
        Concerned Citizens: “Have you looked at any of the alternatives? Some are pretty good and don’t require destroying one of the busiest intersections in town.”
        DOE: “This is what we are doing. Any more questions?”
        CC: “What about. ..”
        DOE; “No. If there are no further questions then we will adjourn.”

    • Gustave Lytton

      Prior to passage of the GCA, the Federal Firearms Act of 1938 (“FFA”) regulated all firearm parts.

      Yes, the 1968 GCA lifted gun control regulations. ?‍♂️

      The Omnibus Crime Control and Safe Streets Act of 1968 repealed the FFA, replacing it with the GCA.

      Wait, so I don’t need to buy a tax stamp for a suppressor or sbr?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Aint living in a bureaucracy grand?

    • Tres Cool

      + summer teeth

      • Ownbestenemy

        Dont you disparage my Jewel. You shut your whore mouth Tres.

      • Tres Cool

        That jagged chiclet of hers will likely give you a 2nd circumcision.

      • Ownbestenemy

        If she saves my soul and doesn’t play foolish games…who am I to complain.

      • Tres Cool

        Folk music is crap and died with Peter, Paul, and Mary.

      • Tres Cool

        Im not sure how it happened, but that shitty “Puff the Magic Dragon” song led me to this.

      • Tres Cool

        Harry Shearer has done his best work on The SImpsons

      • Festus

        I have always been fond of that tune and she is “normal pretty”. Fuck you, Baby-Head!

  15. Ted S.

    I’m not winning today. 🙁

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    • Tres Cool

      I still dont know what that is.

      Battleship ?

      • Sean

        #waffle81 1/5

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      • Tres Cool

        Avoid the Blue Waffle.

      • TARDis

        #waffle81 3/5

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      • Raven Nation

        Well that was kind of cool.

        Thanks Sean- I needed another distraction.

    • TARDis

      Too early for quordle.

      Instead… eazy-peazy.

      #Worldle #81 1/6 (100%)
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      https://worldle.teuteuf.fr

      • rhywun

        Worldle is a repeat from last week.

      • TARDis

        Meh. Wasn’t playing it yet.

    • The Hyperbole

      I wouldn’t be so sure. Did you see yesterday’s scores? These people stink on ice, anythings possible.

      • TARDis

        Hey it’s just ’cause I didn’t want to use the word “queer”.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

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      At least my score doesn’t start with a number in the hundreds spot.

  16. Sean

    Morning y’all.

  17. Tres Cool

    GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

    I was just in the kitchen and thinking about Lucinda Williams.

  18. Tres Cool

    I need a nap.

    • TARDis

      Morning UnC, and Tres, Sean, and Rhy.

      • TARDis

        Great! Slow morning, and a free doughnut. After we all ate, the kid that bought them showed us the store’s health inspection score. It was 57.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, U, Tres, Sean, TARDy, rhy, and Ted’S!

      I overslept this morning – not enough to risk being late to work, but enough to cut into my morning Glibbie time. ? Note to self: Do NOT tell yourself you’re going to lie in bed for “just a minute” when you turned the alarm off instead of hitting the snooze!

      • UnCivilServant

        “Just A Minute” is risky enough on telecommute days.

      • Gender Traitor

        The good news is that I got payroll submitted AND approved yesterday, and there’s usually very little mail on Tuesday, so I won’t have much by way of “gotta-do’s” unless my boss wants me to proofread his monthly memo to the Board.

      • UnCivilServant

        That reminds me, I’m only up to page 21 of reviewing edits.

        I disagree on a lot of commas.

      • Gender Traitor

        I admit – this did have me wishing I could refresh my memory on all the rules for same. Do you have a preferred guide/reference we could consult for a “final ruling”?

      • UnCivilServant

        nope. It’s just “does the sentence sound right with those pauses?” and “are the clauses properly separated?”

      • Ghostpatzer

        Mornin’, GT and all you wonderful reprobates. Nothing wrong with a little extra beauty rest. Not that you need it.

      • Gender Traitor

        Good save! ? Good morning, ‘patzie!

  19. Stinky Wizzleteats

    What in the hell is going on with the covidism I see popping up again? Ukraine didn’t take?

    • Ghostpatzer

      We are at war with Eastasia Covid. We have always been at war with Covid.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        The easily manipulated are going to be the death of us all, they’ll always buy into the latest thing whatever that may be.

      • l0b0t

        Sigh… can’t those folk go back to wearing oversized JNCO pants, or swooning over flash-in-the-pan pop stars, or doing 30 second dance videos for Chinese spymasters? I can happily disregard all of their usual fads, but war and plague lockdowns impact me as well and that is a bridge too far.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Back in the ‘90s/early 2000s I used to lament the fact that so many Americans were politically ignorant and uninvolved but now I yearn for those days. I’m with you, please bring back the frivolous stuff.

      • rhywun

        The nineties are looking like a golden age we might not see again in our lifetimes.

  20. l0b0t

    Neph, the tiki bar down the street uses those pea flowers to craft some of their fancy cocktails. They also have ‘tiki’ bitters that are very flowery and aromatic. I love a Moscow Mule and as humans have been using copper as food surfaces for 1000s of years, I think the fears of leaching are overblown.

    • l0b0t

      Who doesn’t love schlepping down to the marina to fill up the lawn mower and string trimmers on the last remaining source of real gas in the area.

    • rhywun

      He’ll find the right placement of the knobs and the levers this time for sure.

  21. l0b0t

    Stop it with these repeating letters in words already!

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      I am not having a good week.

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  22. robodruid

    Never thought I would see democratic underground pro war.

    Morning everyone.

  23. Ghostpatzer

    Telling the truth has consequences.

    https://www.nj.com/hudson/2022/04/jersey-city-teacher-suspended-after-profane-tirade-aimed-at-black-students.html

    “Your neighborhood is filled with violence. Who is perpetrating the violence? Black on Black,” the teacher told the students. “The whites aren’t coming here shooting you all down. Are they? Are they? How many white people came and shot you today?”

    Fernandez said Monday she is “appalled at the comments made by the individual in that recording. Parts of the message may have been well intended. However, the language that was used and the references that were made did not really portray a positive message.”

    Possible the teacher was black? The article does not provide any details.

    • UnCivilServant

      From the phrasing of the select few snippets quoted, it does not sound like the teacher was white.

      From the fact that it’s not being paraded as the headline fact of the article, I know the teacher wasn’t white.

      Reading between the lines, it sounds more like the teacher was fed up at the students living down the the stereotypes.

      • Fourscore

        Was it the profanity or the stereotyping? If the kids were up to date on their rap music maybe they wouldn’t have noticed

        /Stereotyping with no real knowledge of rap

    • rhywun

      If that was a white teacher it would be international headlines and a name and picture would have been provided.

      • slumbrew

        Correct. This is how we know the teacher wasn’t white.

  24. Fourscore

    Morning All,

    Grassley had an orgasm over the ethanol news. Wasting ethanol when it it has better uses. The corn could be put to better use as well.

    I accidentally put in premium yesterday, didn’t pay attention. I will from now on. Lessons learned, the economics way.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Mornin’, 4×20. 15% ethanol? That should do wonders for hoses and other assorted engine components.

  25. Festus

    Mornin’ fellow Glibbies! Can’t hang around, gotta get sleep for the next Dr’s appointment today. There wont be any answers, just referrals to specialists. Maybe we’ll find something out in six months or so. Might have to start Quordling. Perhaps it’ll give me a reason to get up of a morn. Hope that you have a great one!

    • Ghostpatzer

      “Might have to start Quordling.”

      Finally, some competition for my ineptitude! Hope all goes well, Festy.

    • UnCivilServant

      But won’t the bottle fall off the counter then?

      • EvilSheldon

        You sick bastard…

    • Festus

      Gah! Who doesn’t know that one cool trick?

      • Festus

        I’ll bet that the morons have never even heard of a zester.

      • UnCivilServant

        Will this microplaner work?

      • Fourscore

        Microplanner? Sounds techie and stuff

      • UnCivilServant

        People who typically use bottled juice?

  26. Sean

    🙁

    It is literally easier for me to order guns & ammo through the internet than ordering contact lenses.

    It shouldn’t be this hard to try to save a couple bucks.

    • UnCivilServant

      I save on contact lenses by wearing glasses.

    • Sean

      Put me on that jury.

      “The jury awards the plaintiff one container of balm.”

    • Fourscore

      So the clod’s carelessness causes discomfort to himself and he sues DD? WTF is up with that?

      I should have sued Gaia, the TV weather man, etc last year when the grass was slippery

    • EvilSheldon

      Alright, here’s some contrary shit for y’all – Liebeck vs. McDonalds was correctly decided, and was a huge win for McDonalds overall. Come at be, bro!

      • UnCivilServant

        Instead of bluster over a lawsuit none of us were a party to, I ask what led you to that conclusion?

        I paid it so little attention that I have no real opinion on the suit.

  27. Sean

    ? 9️⃣
    5️⃣ 4️⃣

    Whelp…it’s gonna be that kind of day…

    • The Hyperbole

      7X
      34

      You people are a bad influence on me.

  28. The Gunslinger

    Last