Saturday Morning Links

by | Apr 16, 2022 | Daily Links | 226 comments

Here we are on Saturday morning again. It’s the day before Easter, and I haven’t seen a single damn Cadbury egg yet. I’m sure my teeth and gut thank me, but that’s my guilty pleasure and I miss them. Starting tomorrow’s brisket today. Two hours on the smoker, and then into the sous vide for 26-30 hours depending on when I get it all done today and when we want to eat tomorrow. I’ll also do a couple of slabs of pork ribs, some borracho beans and mac’n’cheese, because it’s been too long since I had stuff like that. What’s everyone else cooking up this weekend?

Florida Mom dropped her kids at the Dollar Store and forgot the part where you have to give them each a fiver to spend if you want to go get drunk without them.

PBR hiding Easter Kegs around Tampa. First prize is two kegs of PBR, second prize is four.

Well this explains so much about the last 8 years.

Shoot straight you bastards, don’t make a mess of it!” I also would pick firing squad over electric chair.

Thank goodness we still have these two

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Brett L

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

226 Comments

  1. Fourscore

    Hell, my kids used to drop me off at a bar, “Be back in an hour”, then they’d show up an hour late.

    “Oh, I forgot you were waiting”

    Usually I didn’t mind.

  2. Tres Cool

    Cadbury AIGS are teh bomb. If Id allow myself Id be like a junkie fresh out of rehab and eat those things until I went into a hyperglycemic shock.

    whaddup doh’

    • Sean

      I swore off them pre keto. But, yes, back in the day…

    • rhywun

      I’m not sure I’ve ever had one. The concept is kind of repellant.

      • Tres Cool

        Oh, they’re good. Likely my favorite Easter candy. But like Sean, Im not gonna despite having a couple here in the house (for Jugsy of course).
        My next biggest temptation is loaded potato skins, followed closely by Mrs. Fields cookies.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Mm, potato skins.

        Mrs. Fields was a MILF. Did she innovate the oatmeal-chocolate chip hybrid?

        Great, now I’m nostalgic for the ’80s again.

      • Gender Traitor

        Did you catch this episode?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        No! Good call.

        Toll House cookies kinda suck.

      • Gender Traitor

        What?? Bite your tongue!! (Or, you know, your typing fingers!) Homemade chocolate chip cookies made with Nestle’s Toll House morsels were a vital part of my (mostly) idyllic childhood!

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Repellant? You’re thinking of peeps.

      • Ted S.

        I liked them when I was younger, but the last time I had one it was too damn sweet.

  3. Tres Cool

    “Correction officials have maintained they are unable to obtain the drugs needed for lethal injection, the state’s third method.”

    If needed (which I hope is a couple years off) I could take my sick/aged/injured doge to the vet this morning and have it euthanized with IV drugs. How fuckin’ hard is it for people?

    • Tonio

      It’s a complicated situation. Doctors don’t participate in lethal injections because they fear retaliation from their professional associations. Participate means prescribing or recommending drugs.

      I have read the State of Maryland’s execution manual (we had a copy at work, because reasons). It’s a shitshow. Maryland had to pass a special law allowing pharmacists to sell the drugs to the DOC. The cocktail mixture is determined by DOC.

      Trust me, you want the firing squad.

      • Tonio

        And speaking to the Vet thing — while those people certainly have the expertise for this, and their training is equivalent to that of an MD, imagine the outrage: State Treats Prisoners Like Dogs, Vet to Execute….

      • Tres Cool

        Given the way cops shoot (or don’t) I’m not sure Id trust them to do it right the 1st time. Unless of course I was “resisting” arrest someplace or pulled over for excessive window tint, Im sure I could count on them to put a round to the head.

      • Tulip

        My vet wears a t-shirt that says “Real doctors treat multiple species”.

      • Ted S.

        In death by noble gas, does the decedent pass out before beginning to suffocate?

      • DOOMco

        Yes

      • DOOMco

        At least that was always my understanding when someone brought it up

      • Ghostpatzer

        “Doctors don’t participate in lethal injections because they fear retaliation from their professional associations. Participate means prescribing or recommending drugs.”

        Maryland? Who needs doctors? According to the media, Baltimore is lousy with professionals administering lethal fentanyl cocktails. Why not leverage this underutilized resource?

      • Tonio

        Dispense vs administer.

      • Fourscore

        Seems bizarre, 100K of death by overdose of fentanyl but yet there’s a scarcity of lethal drugs?

        Kid on spring break, “How do I do these things?”

        Salesman on the corner, “Take X before bedtime, call me in the morning if there’s a problem”

      • Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

        It’s artificial scarcity. The drugs are all available, but getting someone to sign off on it knowing the purpose is the hard part.

        Sadly, this leads to the use of them being pretty amateur, with all the disfunction that implies.

      • Brawndo

        I thought doctors were prohibited because of the Hippocratic Oath, meaning you had a, possibly poorly, trained prison guard mix and administer the injection which could lead to a painful and horrific death for the prisoner if done wrong.

    • MikeS

      It’s right there, two paragraphs down:

      “The Department’s efforts have included contacting manufacturers, all of which have refused to sell the drugs to the Department. The Department has also contacted various compounding pharmacists regarding compounding the drugs for the Department, but those eff0rts also have been unsuccessful. Additionally, the Department has attempted to purchase the bulk components for the drugs and have them compounded, and those efforts have likewise proven unsuccessful. As a result, lethal injection is not available to the Department as a method of execution.”

  4. SDF-7

    Tomorrow is the usual ham, green bean casserole and rolls. Might bake some broccoli and cauliflower since my son hates green bean casserole (the heathen!). Traditional for holidays in my house (and I love green bean casserole, so any excuse… 😉 )

    So you’re saying SMOD is going to be calling on us from beyond the Oort Cloud? Or that it takes 8 years for our space tracking system to figure out the where space rocks are coming from, so we’re probably screwed if we need them to figure something out quickly?

  5. SDF-7

    In today’s old computer panel saga — I thought I got lucky… and then it chumpified me again. I’d rant about the upper right, but my rant would probably give hints, so y’all are spared.

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    • Ted S.

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      Bad luck on guess #3. But at least I’m not a chump. (I would have guessed the top right on #3 if I hadn’t gone for the bottom right, but it only would have improved my score by 1.)

    • Grumbletarian

      Daily Quordle 82
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      Meh, 25.

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      #waffle85 2/5

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      • Sean

        #waffle85 2/5

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      • Ghostpatzer

        #waffle85 3/5

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    • rhywun

      The usual meh.

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    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Bottom right just hurt. I had it, it was all the right letters, there were no conflicts, but no…

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    • Ghostpatzer

      Chumped again…

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    • Translucent Chum

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    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 82
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      Double chump! Fuck you, upper right!

      • MikeS

        Interesting. For the last two days I’ve used your starting words and I kicked you ass today. Did you switch strategy today?

      • Tundra

        Nope. Sometimes the words just appear and sometimes you gotta grind it out. That’s what makes this game interesting.

      • Tundra

        Also I took 4 guesses to get a word I had 4 letters for.

      • MikeS

        Ouchie

      • MikeS

        Yeah, there is definitely luck involved. Will the correct word jump to your mind right away, or will it take you four guesses to get it? Usually it takes me four guesses.

    • JG43

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    • Grummun

      5 X
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    • Raven Nation

      Daily Quordle 82
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      The miss was just sloppiness on my part.

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    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Daily Quordle 82
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    • TARDis

      Wasted too much effort on UR.
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    • Not Adahn

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    • kinnath

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    • Dr. Fronkensteen

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    • MikeS

      Pretty sure this is a new personal best

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    • whiz

      49
      63

      Such a good start, but there were several possibilities for the upper right and I chose the wrong ones 🙂

    • Gustave Lytton

      That’s Queensrÿche. And its not the same without Geoff Tate or Chris DeGarmo.

      Why is there no Unicode for the triryche?

      https://youtu.be/i0_THrxYs1w

      The top comment saddens me.

    • Ted S.

      You didn’t know because they announced it in silent lucidity.

      • Tres Cool

        They’re not really much of a metal empire these days.

  6. Sean

    That standing rib roast is going in the oven today. ??

    Probably gonna grill some steaks tomorrow.

    I’ll be neck deep in beef all week.

    • Tonio

      That sounds appealing on so many levels.

    • The Gunslinger

      I’ll be neck deep in beef all week.

      That’s what she said.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        “…as the actress said to the bishop.”

    • juris imprudent

      Picked up a full brisket labeled prime, at Costco yesterday, $3.99/lb! Local market had chuck roasts 2 for 1 last week, so I have a load of shredded beef in the freezer now.

  7. Gustave Lytton

    Plenty of Cadbury at the stores and has been for weeks.

  8. Sean

    5 3
    9 6

    Almost got me.

  9. Tres Cool

    From the SC firing squad procedure letter:

    “The department spent about $53,600 on supplies and materials to make these changes, comply with the
    law and add safety precautions. The construction and design work was done in-house.”

    I wonder if they used inmate labor to construct the death room?

    • DOOMco

      This is a good point

    • Ted S.

      Because fuck you, that’s how.

    • juris imprudent

      4473 pertains to purchase of a firearm from a federally licensed dealer. It doesn’t reach to private transaction or simple possession (which fall under the general police power of the states).

      • Count Potato

        Don’t most police buy their own guns?

      • Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

        No, most are issued by dept. This, among other reasons, keeps liability down.

      • Count Potato

        Are you sure? As far I know, federal law enforcement are issued guns, but most local police have to buy them. It could be different in NJ. I remember reading uniformed NYPD are issued guns with ridiculously heavy trigger pulls. I know that cops who buy guns and ammo for work can deduct them from their taxes.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I’m pretty sure most departments issue them. I’ve bought a couple off of local departments. My brother was also issued one when he got his cop job.

        Granted, they can buy a duty weapon and they get a pretty good discount. A friend of mine showed me his price sheet for ammo during the peak of the price insanity, and I almost bought 10 cases off of him on the spot.

      • DOOMco

        Yeah Leo rates are bonkers.

      • Not Adahn

        At the blue gun shop I go to, baby cops bring in a voucher from their department and then apply it towards whatever gun they want (I assume there are some restrictions).

      • DOOMco

        There’s a short list of approved guns by department. Most are probably the same list

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Outrageous government overreach

    A weeklong protest by Texas Gov. Greg Abbott against President Biden’s recent immigration policy reached a resolution on Friday, but the gridlock it created has resulted in hundreds of millions of lost dollars and delays in shipments of everything from avocados to automobile parts that will have a longer-term impact.

    On Friday, Abbott reversed course on an order he put in place last week that required lengthier “enhanced safety inspections” of commercial vehicles entering Texas. The efforts, he said, were to help stop the flow of illegal contraband and human trafficking.
    Abbott’s move, which Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller criticized as “political theater,” ultimately created a logjam of trucks between the US and its largest goods trading partner. Vegetable producers say their produce is spoiling in idling trucks and they are losing hundreds of millions of dollars.

    If there is anything they can’t abide at CNN, it’s political grandstanding and malicious enforcement of petty rules.

    • Fourscore

      Canadian truckers did it first

    • DrOtto

      Of course the press mischaracterizes these. And while yes, every truck was stopped and it absolutely was intended to be punitive, the real goal was to reach agreements with the individual Mexican states that border TX to get them to help stem the flow of illegal immigrants into TX similar to what the rule was the fed gov just relaxed. Those agreements are now in place. Short term pain for long term gain is not a bad play, but they only dedicate one pgh to even mentioning the agreements without even saying what they are about other than to end the stops. Good reporting CNN.

    • Grummun

      The kid with the toy grill is missing a toy beer.

    • Not an Economist

      One of those pictures led me to this Hot Chicks With Guns (SFW)

  11. DOOMco

    Still a sucker for the Reese’s eggs

    • Gender Traitor

      Reese’s eggs > Cadbury Creme eggs. It. Is. Known.

      • DOOMco

        The kiddo doesn’t need that many, right?

  12. Gender Traitor

    What’s everyone else cooking up this weekend?

    Probably just our usual Sunday brunch of turkey sausage patties and blueberry waffles. In a feeble attempt to cut down a little on the carbs, I’ve been dosing my waffles with this stuff. They also have a maple peanut butter syrup, but that’s too weird even for a peanut butter lover like me.

    (Note: last night I became a Boynton bear in solidarity with our multiple Glibbears, but for today and tomorrow, I think I’ll be a Boynton bunny, ’cause Easter and ’cause Boynton is da bomb!)

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      I love your Boynton avatars. Did you have a birthday recently? If not I’ll have to find the hippo birdies for you.

      • Gender Traitor

        My birthday was in November. Fun fact: I’m the proud owner of a vintage (but cracked and therefore no longer beverage-friendly) “Wee Fish Ewe a Mare Egrets Moose Panda Hippo Gnu Deer” mug!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I have a Don’t Let the Turkeys Get You Down mug, also no longer used. (Gah, can I go back to the eighties for just a week?)

        Happy half-birdie, anyway!

      • Gender Traitor

        I had an Am Lit prof at Miami/OH who was finishing up her Ph.D at UNC Chapel Hill. She specialized in early Colonial diarists and constantly raved about how “erudite” they were. At the end of the semester, I found a graduation card for her that featured a Boynton turkey in cap & gown saying “I am eruditer than you!”

      • Gender Traitor

        Ooh! Thanks for that link! One of the last times I flew commercially (’83,) she was the featured cover story of the airline’s onboard magazine. Hung on to that article for years, but of course it’s long gone now.

  13. juris imprudent

    So, I really like Zeihan – maybe he’s a good salesman – and this is a pretty interesting (if lengthy) presentation.

    • juris imprudent

      Alright, no one is investing the time so I’ll summarize.

      China and Russia are demographically doomed. The demographics drive the economics and there is nothing that can be done politically to undo that damage. The danger in both comes as they destabilize.

      We ourselves are undergoing a big party re-alignment that will take another 2-5 years to complete – making everything a mess here politically, but by every other measure we’re pretty damn good for the future.

      He has some very interesting things to say about Mexico.

      • Brawndo

        I haven’t read the article (yet), but your summary reminds me of a point I heard someone make regarding China. The right is so obsessed with China exerting it’s influence and taking over the world but also points out (correctly) that free market capitalism is superior to the communist/fascist fusion you see in China. So why are we worried about China? Their ability to exert themselves beyond their borders should be thwarted by their own flawed economic model.

        Ok I’ll go read the article now.

      • Brawndo

        Oh it’s a video. Eff.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    Champagne fascism

    Environmentalists immediately blasted the leasing announcement.

    “Not only does it devastate our planet, it’s a handout to Big Oil at the expense of average Americans, who will bear the brunt of its societal, health and financial ramifications,” said Dan Ritzman, Lands Water Wildlife director at the Sierra Club, in a statement. “We urge the Biden administration to take advantage of this historic opportunity to make good on campaign promises, fulfill a global commitment to acting on climate, and serve American communities by phasing out oil and gas production on public lands and oceans.”

    Fuck the plebs. My laptop is working just fine, and Uber is just a text message away.

    • juris imprudent

      I wonder how much support environmentalists would generate if they had the conditions they wish upon us immediately forced upon them first.

      • Q Continuum

        You silly billy, they’re going to be Inner Party members, not slaves like the rabble!

      • juris imprudent

        I really don’t think they think that, though it would be the most likely outcome.

      • Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

        As far as taking it seriously, all the leftists I know (and that is a lot) take it as the most important thing. But, once you dial down a bit with them, it really isn’t about the environment per se, but about man and his place in the environment. It is just a variation on Malthusianism.

    • Fourscore

      ” Joe Biden seeks new ways to help lower gas prices.”

      New to him maybe but to the rest of humanity it’s turning the clocks back 16 months. How do we learn from history?

      I don’t know if he is dementic, stupid or just passed his best used by date. It’s like he has discovered something never known before.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Is there an additive for E15? I think my car is only rated for E10. Great, now I miss Oklahoma.

      • Fourscore

        It really is strange. Growing corn, then using additional energy to convert the corn into a lesser quality energy.
        Help me on this.

        Grassley et al really are not our friends.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    “Today, we begin to reset how and what we consider to be the highest and best use of Americans’ resources for the benefit of all current and future generations,” Interior Secretary Deb Haaland said in a statement.

    Now quit your squawking.

  16. Tundra

    Good morning, Brett!

    Rib roast on the rotisserie for us. Sous vide salmon for my son’s girlfriend.

    Kids are each bringing their significant others, so we are in for a fun time.

    Have a great day, peeps!

  17. Timeloose

    I have two big porterhouse steaks and a #of shrimps I’m grilling tomorrow.

    This is MIL and wife’s Easter. Then off to my moms for ham and potato salad.

    I have a great memory of my first Easter away from my family. I was very homesick as holidays with my big family are huge.

    My now good friend invited me to his Tio’s house. I learned how Mexican American’s celebrated in south TX. BBQ, beans, and confetti eggs.

    His Mom and Aunt both met me at the door with a big hug and kiss on the cheek and said we are your family today. Still makes me get a little misty thinking about it.

    • DOOMco

      Well 6 years of propaganda will probably have some impact

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        ^^ this plus JI’s point below.

        How much you want to bet that the teacher looks exactly like you think and how much do you want to bet that the kid has had an iPhone for a couple years?

    • Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

      The teacher gives her a Cadbury Egg every time she repeats the correct phases.

    • juris imprudent

      Social media.

    • rhywun

      I don’t even know WTF “genderqueer” means. The “queer” part would seem to indicate some sort of leftist political activist asshole but I don’t know how that applies to an 11-year-old.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        In my understanding, it’s the superposition of all genders at once. IOW, a plea for attention.

      • Count Potato

        “I don’t even know WTF “genderqueer” means.”

        Exactly, you’re a middle-age gay dude, and she hasn’t even hit puberty.

      • Q Continuum

        A middle-age *cis white* gay dude.

        IOW: a Nazi.

        Cis white gay men are the white men of gay men.

      • Sean

        Great tune.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        er, take one of those. Aw heck.

      • Tundra

        Sting is a pretentious douche, but did manage some terrific music.

        And he is excellent in Only Murders In the Building.

    • Yusef rides a Bike

      Earl Grey, Hot.

    • rhywun

      I remember when the celebrity set was all into Tibet. I wonder what happened to that.

      • Hank

        Wasn’t it liberated? After all that positive energy in its direction?

  18. Count Potato

    I’m roasting a duck tomorrow. Still looking into it. Not sure if I should do the salting and drying thing today. Seems unnecessary .

    • DOOMco

      I vote yes

      • Tundra

        Doom! Nice to see you back!

        Wow, is DOOMette a cutie!

        Time is going by too fast.

      • DOOMco

        It is. This year is already flying.
        Good to be back!

    • Tundra

      I always dry brine.

      • Count Potato

        OK, so what is the benefit? Doesn’t it make it the meat dryer? Also, I don’t want it to be salty. I’m cooking for someone who watches her salt.

      • Tundra

        It reduces the amount of moisture lost during cooking and helps promote a crispier skin. You only need a small amount (1/2 tsp per pound of meat), so it should be fairly meaningless for your guest and definitely won’t taste salty.

        I’ve got a rib roast in the fridge salting for two days. It definitely makes a difference in the tenderness of the finished product.

      • Sean

        *Don’t dry brine hamburgers.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    I wonder how much support environmentalists would generate if they had the conditions they wish upon us immediately forced upon them first.

    i think many of them honestly believe there would be no costs associated with the transition to a “carbon free” energy supply. Nothing would change. The world would just be magically better.

    • juris imprudent

      So, in Sowell’s formulation they are all politicians.

    • Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

      Look at what is going on with the supply chain right now. A bunch the issues are tied up around “environmental” ideas, and once those ideas were put into actual practice we all got to see how stupid they are. This is the result of the long march through the institutions. When there is no one around to point out the idiocy of your ideas…

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Food comes from the store. Electricity comes from the outlet. Money comes from the bank.

      The sad thing is that these people’s “ideas” spread like wildfire. Lazy thinking appeals to lazy thinkers.

      • Q Continuum

        something something strong men good times good times weak men weak men bad times something

      • Count Potato

        Soft women make men hard.

  20. Q Continuum

    So I’ve started the long road toward getting my fucked up prognathic jaw fixed. My surgeon ordered a bunch of hormone tests to rule out acromegaly; it was always known that, due to a lack of any family history, the condition was extremely likely to be related to high GH levels. It just wasn’t known if that was isolated to puberty (my jaw just kept growing at age 18) or if it’s an enduring thing.

    Welp, results: Testosterone 4.5X normal, 2X upper limit; HGH 4X normal, 2X upper limit, elevated prolactin. Now I’ve gotta go in for a pituitary MRI dammit. Sucks.

    There’s zero chance that if indeed there is something there that it’s cancer since I would have long since been dead in the intervening 20 years since the condition manifested. But I just don’t want to add yet another surgery on top of the two I’m already having on my jaw.

    • Count Potato

      “Testosterone 4.5X normal”

      Damn. You ever fuck a Coke machine?

      • Q Continuum

        Does it have big tits? (obligatory answer)

    • Tundra

      What’s your test number?

      • Tundra

        Nice!

        That’s high, but ‘normal’ has been driven down over the years. Good luck – I hope all works out.

      • Q Continuum

        The test concerns me less than the HGH. The endocrinologist explained to me that the only real risk with high test in men is getting sludgy blood from too many RBCs; which I don’t have. High HGH though, in addition to causing physical deformation (oversized and continued growth of various body parts), has a tendency to cause hypertrophic cardiomyopathy. People with bad acromegaly have reduced life expectancy of about 30% without treatment. My next visit after the MRI is to a cardiologist to make sure things are ok (I have no reason to believe they’re not).

      • Count Potato

        “continued growth of various body parts”

        /humblebrag

  21. Fourscore

    Mrs F cooks, I eat. There are no questions and no complaints. Tough to lose weight.

    She recently discovered we have a freezer and pantry full of stuff that have been hidden. She’s cleaning up a lot of things that haven’t been seen for quite some time.

    • rhywun

      This long article that someone posted the other day is pretty astonishing if it’s all true.

      TL;DR: The US does not come out smelling very sweet.

      • Yusef rides a Bike

        I read that, it seems we have a few irons in that dumpster fire, but no one told us plebes,
        And the Ukes are just as bad an actor as anyone in this,

      • Tundra

        I tend to think it’s accurate. It sure jibes with what the anti-war folks have reported.

      • TARDis

        That’s an understatement even if it’s only half true. Is NATO the new NAZI?

      • Tundra

        New?

        The fucking Nazis never went away.

        See this?

      • TARDis

        Good Lord. These people are evil.

      • TARDis

        Yeah ok, but now we are NAZIs too.

      • R C Dean

        Of course, Putin and the Russian nationalists also don’t think Russians are European, so there’s that.

      • DOOMco

        We definitely had a hand or two in the cookie jar

      • Not an Economist

        His view of the conduct of the war is a little too pro-Russian for me. He is basically saying things are going according to plan for the Russians. He claims those lines of Russian trucks stuck on the road were actually proof the Russians had achieved their objectives and not had logistical problems. That is just unbelievable. There are too many pictures of bad tires and the way the trucks are lined up on the road do not make any sort of logistical sense at all.

        Everything he says is favorable to Russia. Just because you don’t believe everything US/NATO/Ukraine is saying doesn’t mean you have to believe everything Russia is saying either. The truth is somewhere in-between.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Absolutely

        But the point I’ve been continually trying to make is that the West, led by the USA and Britain, wanted this to happen. They’ve intentionally sabotaged efforts at peace and created an intolerable situation on Russia’s border while simultaneously dangling NATO membership to Ukraine. And let’s be real here, why in the fuck would we want one of the most corrupt nations on earth in NATO? It would only be a liability to American and European security. So the only reason for refusing to put in writing that Ukraine would never join NATO was to provoke Russia. The same reason we encouraged Kiev to attack Donbass and armed them for the effort.

        Russia invaded and that’s on them, but we’re pretending like this isn’t our proxy war and that Ukraine is fighting the good fight as a noble David against Goliath. In reality, we’re just using them as cannon fodder in an attempt to destabilize Moscow. It’s evil and insane.

      • rhywun

        Putin Derangement Syndrome? It is unbelievable what the west is willing to do to try to get rid of him.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The neoconservatives and neoliberals are doing everything they can to prevent a peer competitor to the US from arising. And they definitely intend to keep Europe under their thumb. Destabilization is our game and we play it well.

    • Urthona

      I can see their logic though because Russians are unaware of what is going on.

    • Q Continuum

      “But some military and technology analysts worry that the strategy could backfire, inflaming anger over a shock campaign directed at mothers who may be thousands of miles from the drivers of the Kremlin’s war machine.”

      Like, no shit. What’s more likely to happen: “Oh those poor selfless Ukrainian heroes just tortured and taunted me over the death of my *involuntarily conscripted* son! We must pressure Putin to stop the war!” or: “I was having doubts about Putin’s justifications for this war, but those evil Ukrainian bastards just proved him right! KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!”

      Seems like an enormous strategic error.

      • Urthona

        I’m sure they’ll be pissed at their own government, though, as well. I would be.

      • Ted S.

        Assuming the Russian government/Russian military isn’t telling the mothers what happened, yeah I’d expect them to be pissed. Kind of like the article from yesterday about the kid at Fort Bragg who was left to die for five days.

        But because the Ukrainian government has the moral support of people in the west we don’t like, everything they do has to be spun as wicked and subhuman, while everything the Russians do should be handwaved away.

      • Urthona

        I mean I gotta be honest. If my country is being invaded anything goes. I wouldn’t hesitate to do what they’re doing. Or use chemical weapons. Or torture. Or whatever I think works.

        The arbitrary morality of modern war goes away the instant my sovereignty is threatened.

      • Q Continuum

        Not arguing with either one of you. In fact I agree with both of you.

        I just think it’s illustrative of how pointless it is to try and take some kind of moral high ground in any war. People in general (not just the left) are desperate to frame the world into a struggle of good vs. evil in which they are the good guys. Russia is waging a war of aggression on extremely thin justification so I hope they lose, but wars don’t fit nice little narratives just because modern social media-driven life wants them to.

        Of course, the optimum outcome would be that it had never happened in the first place.

      • Not Adahn

        You don’t think the Vodka Karens will blame Putin for drafting their boys?

  22. Yusef rides a Bike

    This is getting old, it’s fucking snowing again, 35 degrees out, can I get some sunshine!?
    Anyone?

    • Tundra

      Sorry, dude.

      The sunshine is probably my favorite part of living here. I didn’t realize how much of an effect it has on my melon.

      • Yusef rides a Bike

        CO was nice for that, I lived in Canon City down south of you, nice place.
        Cheers anyway Tundra!

    • MikeS

      It’s sunny here…and 20 degrees and a foot of fresh snow. ? Sure would be nice to get some spring since it the fucking middle of April.

  23. Q Continuum

    If only we could have seen something like this coming from about a million light-years away.

    https://bariweiss.substack.com/p/how-feminism-got-hijacked?s=r

    Funny how consequences that are glaringly obvious to a typical 10 year old somehow elude our brilliant betters in academia. Consequences like: if you let biological males compete in sports against biological women, for the most part, the biological males will win (depending on the sport of course). And: if you divorce the concept of womanhood from physical reality, it no longer means anything.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Funny how Bari can see the goalpost moving in feminism, but is totally and willfully blind to it in foreign policy.

    • Count Potato

      Christina Hoff Sommers wrote Who Stole Feminism? 28 years ago.

    • rhywun

      I never expected in my lifetime to see fringe trans activism render the participants of nearly every elite institution completely unable to formulate a coherent thought for fear of “offending” the activists. I blame the internet. It would have taken much longer otherwise.

  24. l0b0t

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  25. UnCivilServant

    Among the meats I picked up from the butcher was 2/3 lb of ‘dry-aged ground beef’. I am unsure if it was dry-aged before or after being ground. Anyway, it’s actually worse than regular ground beef, flavor-wise. I think I’ll sink it in tomato sauce.

    • Tundra

      Or make tacos.

    • Count Potato

      Before.

    • Urthona

      I’ve never heard of aging ground beef.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        It makes no sense. Dry-aging is a tenderizing and flavour-altering mechanism. Ground beef is already mechanically tenderized, and very few people use ground beef directly for its flavour properties without drowning it in sauce or condiments.

        Seems like a very expensive method of gaining no real culinary advantage.

      • UnCivilServant

        I suspect it’s a case of dry-aged cuts that don’t move get ground. The price tag was in-line with the fresh ground, so I’m guessing it’s a case of “get this off our shelves before we’re forced to throw it out”.

      • Count Potato

        Meat that’s been cut can’t be dry aged. Ground beef turns grey and spoils rather quickly if it isn’t frozen.

    • rhywun

      That doesn’t sound tempting.

      I mentioned it before but I had “tenderloin burgers” recently. Vile.

      • UnCivilServant

        It was one of those curiousities where the desire to know for sure was worth risking $6 and a wasted meal.

        I’d still go for fresh ground beef instead of aged.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Now, see, if the tenderloin had simply been pummeled into rounds (like they do with pork tenderloin sandwiches) and then grilled, that might have been interesting and different, particularly if you didn’t then drown it in additional flavours.

        Grinding it is a waste of time and money.

      • Not Adahn

        Chicken fried steak sammiches are delish.

      • DOOMco

        With an egg.

  26. Not Adahn

    Grocery store had a top round for $3.99/lb. It’s in the sous vide now to be roasted tomorrow.

    Mountain hike cancelled on account of dog limping. I’d rather not get four or five miles in and have to carry 80 pounds of adorable back.

    • UnCivilServant

      What about Adorable front?

    • Ted S.

      Not on account of weather?

      • Not Adahn

        we would have been done before the next rain started.

    • Tundra

      Yikes! I hope she’s ok.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        This is where she hopefully learns that she’s made out of flesh and bone and can’t just “give ‘er!” all the freakin’ time. It took a while, but my previous dogs finally learned that. Okay, well, the super-smart female learned that. The goofy, lovable male, not so much…

      • Not Adahn

        Her rabies vaccine is due anyway, so I’ll make a vet appointment. No visible damage, no licking her paws.

      • Tundra

        Have the vet check for parvo.

    • DOOMco

      Feel better, doggo

  27. Ozymandias

    This is what lurking gets me. I demand a refund!

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    • Tundra

      Hyp jinxed me yesterday by reporting my lack of chumpness. I fucking doubled today!

      • Ozymandias

        That’s my first attempt. My wife and I enjoy wordle, and she just said that now I’ve ruined what was an enjoyable, relaxing puzzle.

      • Tundra

        I have a system that usually got me 22. It failed me today and I was too stubborn and wasted too many guesses on the upper right.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        What were your words again?

        Trade spoil and I can’t remember the third

      • l0b0t

        I have decent luck starting with FRUIT and BEACH.

      • Tundra

        MUNCH

      • whiz

        MUNCH, I use it sometimes.

      • whiz

        whoops, refresh fail.

  28. Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

    **HEAVY SIGH**

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    • Tundra

      Excellent. Thanks for the link.

      Blinken came right out yesterday and said the war will last the rest of the year. Fucking monsters, all of them.

      • Hank

        “We might be able to work out a peace deal after the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November.”

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        This war has been in the works for years. I doubt they even care about its impact on the election. Besides which, it’s not the the GOP is going to put an end to it.

      • Gustave Lytton

        You’d think these warmongers would have a dim light in the back of their head after calling for war crimes trials for Putin and Russians… nah, they’ve fully drunk the it can never happen to us koolaid.

      • db

        Why should they worry? The US has been able to use its power as leverage to prevent being called to account by the international community for bad behavior. They don’t, of course, recognize that the US is in a more precarious position, internationally, than it has been in well over a century.

      • Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

        I really think that these idiots truly believed that everyone hated Trump, that all the issues he brought to the for were just right wing talking points, and that they really were the adults in the room. And, lo and behold, Trump was actually bringing up valid points (no matter how ham fisted he may have been), and because the left has so insulated itself from any counter opinion, whether by shouting dissenters down or be attempting to delegitimize any opposition, they have no feedback mechanism.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Testosterone 4.5X normal, 2X upper limit; HGH 4X normal, 2X upper limit, elevated prolactin.

    Sounds iike a case of toxic masculinity.

  30. db

    6 5
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    • grrizzly

      3️⃣9️⃣
      6️⃣4️⃣

    • one true athena

      I’ll stack mine here, too, though I know it’s a dedthread.

      Daily Quordle 82
      6️⃣3️⃣
      7️⃣5️⃣

  31. Ownbestenemy

    Fried potatoes with jalapeños, chives and onion…homemade bacon and scrambled eggs. The day is ready to commence

  32. Rebel Scum

    The USG has no intention on having a functioning military.

    The Department of Defense issued an equity report, aiming to equalize outcomes for employees and partners across racial, sexual and gender lines.

    The DOD released its equity report alongside all other departments of President Biden’s administration this week. In the text, the DOD explained a series of procedural changes to better align with the White House’s demands for “equity.”

    “While the Department has historically focused on increasing equity within the DOD community, the collective actions described in this plan represent a shift in the Department’s approach and focus to better ensure that we leverage our capabilities to create opportunities for all Americans,” the Department of Defense wrote in its report.

    The DOD report offers a series of plans moving forward that “will identify potential barriers that underserved communities and individuals face regarding Federal programs.”

    I guess having the best badasses available in order to fight and win wars is no longer the purview of the military.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    The DOD report offers a series of plans moving forward that “will identify potential barriers that underserved communities and individuals face regarding Federal programs.”

    “Underserved”?

    Gibberish in, gibberish out.