Sunday Morning Links

by | Apr 17, 2022 | Daily Links | 215 comments

Happy Easter for those who celebrate. Ours is more cultural than religious. Eggs will be hidden. An 18 month old will wander around within the faintest fucking clue what he is doing. I WILL find Cadbury Eggs to buy on sale.

Party girls start early in Michigan.

Well this guy is a bad person. Luckily, he turned himself in.

It turns out civilization is based on theft.

I’m shocked there are environmental cancer factors in New Jersey.

And some music for the season.

About The Author

Brett L

Brett L

Brett set out to find America, the real America, the America of strip malls and serial killers, of butthole waxing and kelp smoothies, of cocaine and maggots. He sought it in the most American part of America—Florida: swamp gas and fever dreams, where love arrives on a rickety boat and leaves when it doesn't have the money for its fourth abortion. Oh, where has Brett gone? He’s drinking at the neck of America’s wang, chewing its foreskin and working its shaft. Brett is becoming legend. Brett can never die. Brett can never die. Brett is America, facedown in his own patriotic puke: the red his blood, the white his stomach lining, and the cold, cold blue his gas station slushie, spiked with coconut rum and tetracycline.

215 Comments

  1. l0b0t

    “Our empirical investigation, utilizing multiple data sets spanning several millennia…”

    Sure, Jan.

    • WTF

      Our models indicate our hypothesis is correct!

  2. SDF-7

    Morning, Brett! Love the mental image of your teeming horde running across the lawn looking for eggs. 😉 My solo offspring has almost timed out of it (I thought he had, actually — but then he mentioned doing it a week or so ago so I had to scramble to put something together). Won’t tell you to enjoy it while you can, because I think it is obvious you do.

    Happy Easter to all of y’all snarky glibs. Not Thanksgiving — but know that you all help make this place an oasis in the sewers of the current Internet. (Well, maybe not the “First” schtick from Bro… but his other posts are fine.. 😉 )

    Love this quote in the civilization story:

    If these farmers didn’t protect the elite, the elite wouldn’t protect their food stockpiles from bandits. Stealing grains is, after all, much more valuable than stealing perishable foods.

    “The first group of bandits to persuade the farmers ‘Nice grain field you got there’ were expected to keep the other groups of bandits from shrinking their cut….”

    • Rat on a train

      We don’t let other gangs operate on our turf!

  3. Yusef rides a Bike

    Happy Pagan Fertility ritual day!
    /which has nothing to do with Easter

      • Yusef rides a Bike

        BunZilla!!!!1

  4. SDF-7

    Re: the music link — maybe it was used too regularly as a recessional hymn — but this one is always my go-to Easter song in my head.

  5. Scruffy Nerfherder

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      I was holding off for the 30 minute mark. 😉

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    • Not Adahn

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    • whiz

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    • MikeS

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    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      As usual I wait for the last guess to complete
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    • one true athena

      I did it at midnight when it flipped over. Bad idea.

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  6. Tonio

    The relative ease of confiscating stored cereals, their high energy density, and their durability enhances their appropriability, thereby facilitating the emergence of tax-levying elites…

    Why is the food always kept under lock and key? -White Indian

    Happy Easter to all those who observe the holiday.

    • R.J.

      Happy Easter! For the adults I have hidden special eggs with sample liquor bottles and silver coins. It was a hit last year.

  7. Ghostpatzer

    Mornin’ all, and happy whatever you are celebrating today.

    “There is one well documented cause of brain tumors – radiation exposure,”

    My HS was about 6 miles from Colonia. We visited them once a year for a soccer match. Explains a lot.

    • Sensei

      Yes, I mentioned that when this got brought up earlier. There is a significant population around where that facility was.

      Makes me wonder if there was fill or some kind of dumping at the high school.

      I’d also like somebody with a better knowledge of statistics to let me know just how extreme those odds are.

  8. Ted S.

    And some music for the season.

    Bagpipes are a crime against humanity.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    “Thus,” the authors of the new hypothesis write, “we concur with conventional productivity theory that farmers in hierarchical societies produce surplus, but our contention is that rather than surplus generating the elite, the elite generate the food surplus on which it can flourish, once the opportunity to appropriate rises.”

    “You didn’t grow that.”

    • Fourscore

      Sometimes the protection racket breaks down.
      / Looks at Ukraine

      “All we ever wanted was to be left alone”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      They completely miss the obvious.

      The surplus of food allowed the division of labor and created units of value that could be bartered with.

      The elites are just the parasites that have always been with us.

    • SDF-7

      Or of links, apparently. 😉

    • Yusef rides a Bike

      Nice link Bro…..

      • cavalier973

        That doesn’t work, either. The gubmint is trying to keep the people from knowing.

      • Sean

        *X-Files music*

      • SDF-7

        On Friday, April 8, 2022, Union Pacific informed CF Industries without advance notice that it was mandating certain shippers to reduce the volume of private cars on its railroad effective immediately. The Company was told to reduce its shipments by nearly 20%

        Wish the author of the article dug a little deeper and got some sort of reasoning from UP on just *why* they’re doing this. Within the company higher cargo needs? Or some sort of batshit Fed mandate to “reduce the likelihood of domestic terrorism” or paranoia about spills / enviro-weenie?

        Because in the spirit of “Yesterday’s conspiracy theory is today’s spoilers” we’ve had lately — if this was at all driven by Fed guidelines, this falls squarely back in this bucket “If you were trying to destroy this country — what would you do differently…” I mean, combined with the rumbling that the Ukraine / Russia situation is going to impact wheat production globally (and I thought fertilizer issues in Eurasia as well because of Ukraine) — this seems awfully in the “set up to starve your populace” side of things… Bill Gates and the other Malthusians decide things were taking too long?

        Ok.. enough giving vent to the very paranoid side of my brain..

      • Fourscore

        Good questions

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        This really is a WTF is going on moment.

        UP needs to answer some questions.

    • Tulip

      It doesn’t say why UP is doing it.

      • cavalier973

        Cause they’re lazy

      • Tulip

        Vision Times gives more info. To reduce congestion. but it doesn’t let me post full link. https://www.visiontimes.com
        Look for 4/16 Article

      • rhywun

        I just thought I wasn’t skimming hard enough.

        Quality journalisming.

      • one true athena

        Yep. Article written solely off the press release i bet

      • MikeS

        According to the article at the site Tulip linked, that’s exactly what it was:

        The story has largely been downplayed and ignored in mainstream media, with only a meager 270-word Associated Press rewrite of CF’s press release repeated ad nauseum.

  10. cavalier973

    “CINCINNATI – Philosophy professor Dr. Nick Meriwether’s three-year quest to vindicate his First Amendment rights has concluded with a settlement in his favor. The U.S. Court of Appeals for the 6th Circuit ruled in March 2021 that the university violated Meriwether’s free speech rights when it punished him because he declined a male student’s demand to be referred to as a woman, with feminine titles and pronouns.”

    “As part of the settlement in Meriwether v. The Trustees of Shawnee State University, the university agreed to pay $400,000 in damages and Meriwether’s attorneys’ fees.”

    • Fourscore

      But did he refer the male student to a psychiatrist?

    • SDF-7

      You have to stop putting extra ” in your links. 😉 At least this one is close…

      First thought

      Second thought — just a Circuit court so may not be applied widely, but at least in government funded institutions, that might seriously clamp down on the Thought Police. Yet another reason I’m glad we’re not Canada (no offense to our Canuck Glibs) — the parallels to Dr. Peterson leap to mind and all.

    • rhywun

      “EXCUSE ME, IT’S MA’AM!”

      • 61North (south of Animal, though)

        Dude was angry!

      • cavalier973

        *laughs non-binarily*

    • Fourscore

      I have an 8 foot siphon hose and a 2 gallon red can, recharge almost anywhere. About $15.

      • Sensei

        That’s messy and stinks.

        Plus we’ve added food into it to make it worse.

      • R.J.

        I think it was ‘The Great Race’ movie where the Snidely Whiplash character stole natural gas from street lights to power his jalopy. He was seen as a sleazy villain for doing so.

    • cavalier973

      “In the name of equity, during Barack Obama’s second presidential term, the Department of Justice sent a letter to every school district telling them they will “be investigated unless your discipline rates were the same for all races,” said Rosiak. As a consequence, discipline was severely limited, and learning in classrooms was impacted.”

      Discipline should have been severely increased. That was their mistake. Punish everybody.

    • rhywun

      each student cost the NYC taxpayers, $29,000 per year

      It’s over $40K now.

      Rosiak urges parents and any taxpayer who cares

      I think I see the problem.

      • 61North (south of Animal, though)

        The goddamn teachers here always whinge and moan about pay. Yet they always omit the cost of benefits and NEVER talk about legacy pension costs. Fuck that. Fuck them.

      • cavalier973

        Sounds like someone is hot for teacher

      • 61North (south of Animal, though)

        Now they’re trying to go back to the defined benefit system that caused this mess in the first place. Madness.

  11. Ghostpatzer

    https://nypost.com/2022/04/16/penn-sues-big-biz-alumnus-over-3-3k-in-unpaid-tuition/

    “Morgan Griff, 33, graduated from Penn in 2011, but still owes an amount that would barely pay a semester meal plan these days, according to the Ivy League institution’s Manhattan Supreme Court lawsuit.

    The sum is small potatoes to Penn, whose endowment totaled $20.5 billion as of 2021.

    But it shouldn’t be an issue for Griff either, since he’s an executive director at Japanese financial conglomerate Nomura, according to LinkedIn. It’s a job that pays an average of about $235,000 per year — plus another $150,000 in bonuses and stock, according to workplace reviewer Glassdoor.”

    C’mon, man. There’s a moratorium on student loan debt, he’ll pay up as soon as the moratorium is lifted. Unless all student loans are forgiven.

    • cavalier973

      Maybe he never ate at the school cafeteria

    • Sensei

      Interesting. Usually you couldn’t graduate without a fully paid account.

      There is more to this. Obviously the guy can pay it. And it is odd UP wants the news.

      • rhywun

        It is an odd story. My first thought was what about student loans but I guess he didn’t have any, and somehow he just “didn’t pay”.

      • Sensei

        I want to know if it is really tuition.

        For example parking fines at many universities flow through your student account.

      • DOOMco

        Yeah all the schools I’ve worked at charge their accounts for damages and lost keys and whatnot

      • 61North (south of Animal, though)

        I never had to give a tran script at any job. I wouldn’t even know how to get one anymore.

      • The Last American Hero

        I’ve given one at every job and needed them for state certifications as well. Ymmv.

      • 61North (south of Animal, though)

        I think state gov’t jobs here require it but I haven’t looked at any in a few years.

    • juris imprudent

      That’s a typo on his name right? Second ‘f’ should be a ‘t’.

    • cavalier973

      “The suspects, residents of Jerusalem and Jewish settlements in the West Bank, were detained and taken in for questioning after police found a goat in one of the suspects’ homes.”

    • Ted S.

      Nice quote mark at the end of the link.

      I listen to the English language podacst from !כאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאאן, the Israeli public broadcaster, and like most mainstream media they have an intense hatred of certain extremely religious groups. There are two running stories, one involving it being obvious that the Muslims should control who gets to pray on the Temple Mount and how dare those wicked Haredi want to pray there, and the other requiring it to be obvious that the Haredi should have no right to control who prays at the Western Wall, and they should just let Deform Jewish women do things the Haredi would find sacrilegious.

      • SDF-7

        Ok, completely off topic of the article — but since we have a wealth of (((glib))) knowledge around here — why is the Temple Mount (according to the article anyway) “Judaism’s most holy site”? Yeah, I get the biblical temples, the real-politik nature of it being adjacent to Jerusalem back in the days of the Kingdom and all — but why there and not Mount Sinai, where Moses got the actual tablets of the Commandments and was stated as “God’s most holy place” at the time and all?

      • Hank

        The Temple had the Holy of Holies which used to have the Ark of the Covenant.*

        The High Priest only went in there once a year – nobody else could do so, so IIRC they tied a string to his leg so they could drag his body out if he died.

        It was the center of Hebrew worship, with the nation’s sacrificial life centered there. Not surprisingly, since God’s presence was particularly manifest there.

        *Now in a Washington, D. C. warehouse

      • cavalier973

        1 Kings 9

        “And it came to pass, when Solomon had finished building the house of the LORD and the king’s house, and all Solomon’s desire which he wanted to do,
        that the LORD appeared to Solomon the second time, as He had appeared to him at Gibeon. And the LORD said to him: “I have heard your prayer and your supplication that you have made before Me; I have consecrated this house which you have built to put My name there forever, and My eyes and My heart will be there perpetually.”

        It was where God said He would reside. There were conditions, which were not met, and He left after a few centuries (as recounted in Ezekiel).

        As an aside, if you want to read some Bible porn, check out Ezekiel chapter 16.

      • CPRM

        The place where the temple was built is canonically where Abraham was tested with the whole murder your son for God thing.

        According to the rabbinic sages whose debates produced the Talmud, it was from here the world expanded into its present form and where God gathered the dust used to create the first human, Adam.[29] 2 Chronicles 3:1[30] refers to the Temple Mount in the time before the construction of the temple as Mount Moriah (Hebrew: הַר הַמֹּורִיָּה, har ha-Môriyyāh). The “land of Moriah” (אֶרֶץ הַמֹּרִיָּה, {{transl|he|eretṣ ha-Môriyyāh) is the name given by Genesis to the location of Abraham’s binding of Isaac.[29] Since at least the first century CE, the two sites have been identified with one another in Judaism, this identification being subsequently perpetuated by Jewish and Christian tradition. Modern scholarship tends to regard them as distinct

      • cavalier973

        God didn’t ask Abram to do anything that God Himself wasn’t willing to do.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Who killed the dream?

    NBC News spoke to more than a dozen people involved with the legislation, and conflicting theories emerged about who is responsible for President Joe Biden’s lost legislative agenda. The enduring tension looms over quiet discussions between the White House and congressional Democrats on a dramatically scaled-back bill, with finger-pointing about who’s to blame for the failure of the larger bill amid uncertainty about what, if anything, might actually pass ahead of November’s midterm elections.

    The White House blames it on the difficulties of uniting the slimmest of Democratic majorities, including a 50-50 Senate, and media framing of the initial legislation. Moderate Democrats blame progressives for fueling unrealistic expectations. Progressives blame moderates for working against Biden. Some blame Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer or Sen. Joe Manchin of West Virginia. Other Democrats say leadership made a tactical error by splitting off the infrastructure bill.

    And still others fault Biden and his team, saying they erred in branding Build Back Better as a big, bold, once-in-a-generation — read: expensive — piece of legislation and by trying to, as one Democrat put it, “placate everybody.”

    Another Democrat placed fault with the current polarized political climate, saying: “It’s the process.”

    It should have been Joe’s permanent mark on history and society. But just because we have to get votes and pass it those big meanie Republicans and moderates were able to stop it from happening. What about our Mandate For Change?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      He’s going to leave a mark, that’s for certain.

      • SDF-7

        “A skidmark on the underwear of American history…”

      • Tulip

        A shit stain?

    • rhywun

      Like they care – they’re working the long game. They’ll get every fantasy passed next time they’re in power and with a larger majority.

    • juris imprudent

      and media framing of the initial legislation.

      It was overly fawned upon?

  13. The Late P Brooks

    There is now a quiet effort underway to pass some version of the president’s agenda under a legislative process known as reconciliation, which allows Democrats to circumvent Republican opposition and pass a bill along party lines.

    DEMOCRACY!

    • juris imprudent

      Democracy is the bypassing of democratic process in the service of Democrat goals.

  14. Evan from Evansville

    Hi. Things are mostly good. I am brain-damaged, homeless and cannot be employed, but I have plenty of offers in the US. Right now I have my ex’s apt to myself for the next day. Trailer Park Boys is my escape for the evening. Love it. I’m gonna have my second smoke of the night and a beer. Lady comes back tomorrow and we’ll have that 420 love.

    Sorry to be OT/Off-Links, but I think you can gather what’s up. I have an article that I asked my parents to give me as a project. Will involve both baseball, Jackie Robinson, and the hatefulness of the Woke Culture Racism. (They don’t know about the latter.) Probably will be a submission. Should be. Further Escapism is needed, but I’m going to be safe/smart about it.

    My ex lives in the building that I lived in for 4 years. It’s so nice to be back here. Just on the 6th floor instead of the 3rd or 16th. I know the neighborhood better than nearly everyone. I am OK. Just a rough stretch. Tough being brain-damaged, unemployed and homeless, while also being investigated by the police for bullshit “crimes.” It will be fine. At most a fine. I don’t need a pot nor pan, but I’m happy that Lady will be able to provide a Bowl. Need my brain to get away from it all.

    • DOOMco

      Smokes, let’s go!

      Sorry to hear, but I’m glad you have the best outlook on the situation.
      We’re here for you man.

      Fuck Lahey.

      • Hank

        “The true man is revealed in difficult times. So when trouble comes, think of yourself as a wrestler whom God, like a trainer, has paired with a tough young buck. For what purpose? To turn you into Olympic-class material.”

        /Epictetus: Discourses and Selected Writings (Robert Dobbin, tr.) New York: Penguin Classics, 2008, p. 56

    • Fourscore

      We’re expecting you for Honey Harvest, Evan

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Democrats also expect to pass the CHIPS Act and an election security measure in coming weeks. And officials are quick to argue that even without Build Back Better, the president’s legislative accomplishments are significant — from $1.9 trillion in Covid relief to $1 trillion infrastructure bill.

    The money is the metric. The measure of a President’s greatness is how much money he can spend.

    • Ted S.

      Democrats also expect to pass the CHIPS Act

      Erik Estrada hardest hit.

      and an election security measure in coming weeks

      “Security” needs to be in sneer quotes.

      • SDF-7

        Yeah, “stop ‘helping'” leaps screaming to mind here.

  16. Shpip

    This elicited a cynical chuckle from me today.

  17. DOOMco

    Turns out this Easter was the first real one here.

    • Gender Traitor

      Sugar + toddler = best day ever!

      Happy Easter, BabyDOOM!

      • DOOMco

        How could I say no to “I eat bunny ears?”

      • SDF-7

        Legit LOL. Very nice.

      • DOOMco

        Hahaha

        Oh we love Sandra Boynton! She has a few memorized at this point, she reads them to her stuffed animal friends

  18. robc

    Didn’t we have a recent movie night explaining the NJ cancer link?

    • juris imprudent

      Toxic Avenger was on?

      • R.J.

        Oh yeah! ‘Class of Nuke’Em High.’

    • Rat on a train

      You won’t see this in California. The warning signs provide protection.

    • Tulip

      I love the Dry Bar comedy channel

  19. SDF-7

    BTW — one of my lines in the sand for having to leave this state has shifted out at least a year. So that’s nice.

    • rhywun

      Sen. Richard Pan, D-Sacramento, said in a statement that he was holding his Senate Bill 871 out of concern too many of the state’s children remain unvaccinated.

      I thought the whole point was to jab every child, or else.

      This action just says “we don’t have the votes”.

      • cavalier973

        “We don’t have the votes”

        The Dominion machines must be on the fritz

    • cavalier973

      At what point do these snotnoggins admit that, at best, the ronajabs are ineffective, and at worst dangerous to one’s health?

      • 61North (south of Animal, though)

        Gunpoint.

      • DOOMco

        They can’t do that

      • juris imprudent

        Never. It would contradict their feelings and intentions. Reality stands no chance against that.

  20. Sean

    Wal-Mart and Lowes are still running commercials with people wearing masks.

    *facepalm*

    • DOOMco

      I am curious how long those ads last. Hilarious seeing stuff like that

      Or any show that decided to include it. How does that look after some time?

    • 61North (south of Animal, though)

      The pilot for my flight last week did the usual mask announcement and actually said he was hopeful it would be dropped soon.

      About 10% of the people waiting for their bags on Friday bothered to wear one. Granted, it was mostly blue collar dudes who DFAG about the ‘rona.

    • cavalier973

      Interesting.

      I’ve noticed that even Disney ads have stopped showing masked people.

    • l0b0t

      I once spent two weeks working on Wal-Mart commercials at a store on Long Island. It was college football themed. Each day, the section of the store we were shooting in was dressed in a different school’s livery – all SEC schools. The commercials used the exact same actors, script, and blocking but changed the wardrobe and set dressings.

  21. l0b0t

    First try at the Wafflegame; I like it.

    #waffle86 1/5

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  22. Not Adahn

    A wee bit of snow at the park this morning.

    Delicious coffee, delicious eggs, delicious sausage, delicious bagels.

    • cavalier973

      I am having trail mix and instant coffee

  23. 61North (south of Animal, though)

    Look, if those kindertgrteners can drink tequila then i have scotch at 6 am.

      • 61North (south of Animal, though)

        Laphroaig 10 year.

    • DOOMco

      What else do people have for breakfast?

      • 61North (south of Animal, though)

        Beats me.

    • DOOMco

      That’s a good album cover too.

    • 61North (south of Animal, though)

      Praise Allah that Janet Reno wasn’t the prosecutor.

    • DOOMco

      Yeah that’s insane they even got that far

    • rhywun

      To be fair, horses are assholes too.

      • TARDis

        So are some protestors.

      • rhywun

        Yup. LOL

      • 61North (south of Animal, though)

        They’re the worst. Unless you’re a real cowboy or whatever, there’s no need to have a horse.

        Or THREE of them like an ex had.

    • The Hyperbole

      Are all gooses hate birds? I was under the impression that it was just Canada Geese.

      • Grummun

        I know nobody is still reading this, but:

        It’s all fucking geese. Canadian Geese just have the extra hateful aspect of being legally protected from their due come-uppance because they are migratory.

  24. cavalier973

    “The relative ease of confiscating stored cereals, their high energy density, and their durability enhances their appropriability, thereby facilitating the emergence of tax-levying elites,” the authors of the hypothesis write.

    “Thus,” the authors of the new hypothesis write, “we concur with conventional productivity theory that farmers in hierarchical societies produce surplus, but our contention is that rather than surplus generating the elite, the elite generate the food surplus on which it can flourish, once the opportunity to appropriate rises.”

    Chicken, or egg?

  25. Q Continuum

    Slutty Sunday easter eggz.

  26. Tundra

    Happy Easter Brett!

    And Happy Easter and/or Passover to all of you.

    An 18 month old will wander around within the faintest fucking clue what he is doing.

    Lol. I miss those days. The kids are coming for easter dinner with their SOs. Life moves pretty fast!

    • DOOMco

      Surprise them with an egg hunt anyway?

      • Tundra

        Ha! We actually have a different game now. We give them a cropped photo which sends them to the next clue. At the end of the game there is cash and cocktail-themed jelly beans!

        I assume DOOMette will be suitably spoiled today?

      • DOOMco

        We had a blast finding eggs this morning. A few chocolates and a nice bunny.
        I like your new game, that sounds like it should be fun!

      • DOOMco

        She dove into that chocolate bunny “faster than fast!”

      • cavalier973

        “Pink champagne” jelly bellies were one of the top five flavors, but you can’t get them anymore.

      • DOOMco

        Margs and mimosas are better I’m guessing

    • 61North (south of Animal, though)

      Howdy, Tundra!

      • Tundra

        Howdy my Alaskan friend! How’s things?

      • 61North (south of Animal, though)

        Spent 8 days in the bush for work and went 5 days without seeing the sun. But I got home on Friday and it’s sunny here and life is good. My planned vacation was changed due to a relative having a baby and getting all paranoid about the ‘rona, but whatever. Her call, not mine, as much as I may not agree.

        Looking for a new gig but nothing on the horizon. I’m having lunch this week with two mentor types, so maybe something will come of that.

      • Tundra

        The sunshine changes everything! Good luck on the search. Are you thinking of switching professions?

      • 61North (south of Animal, though)

        Sadly, I enjoy my work and I do my best to follow through on my libertarian beliefs while providing the most cost-effective service to taxpayers. I hit the four year mark at my current job and there’s some things I cannot change with staff that’s ultimately going to drive me work elsewhere.

      • Tundra

        Gotcha. What do you do that takes you into the bush for 8 days at a time? Gold prospector?

      • 61North (south of Animal, though)

        Gov’t nonsense. Lord forgive me.

      • hayeksplosives

        Cheers to 61!! The other Alaskan bear of whom we recently spoke.

        I hear ya on the “workin for the gubmint” dilemma. On one hand, it seems wrong—we know how inefficient it is, how potentially corrupt even. On the other hand, better to have the actual useful positions filled by the likes of us, right? I mean, I work on our nation’s Nuke stockpile, and at least I understand that math is math, not a systemic racist social construct.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Hey, Tundra! We were in your neck o’ the woods last week. I tried to send you an email but must have mis-remembered the address. The follow at minnietundra was polite about it.

      • Tundra

        Hey Hobbit!

        Sorry to hear that I missed you! Don’t you have my cell number?

        I’m glad the other guy wasn’t pissed!

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        I don’t think I ever had your cell. I was trying the email. Is it minnetundra (without the i)? At the evilmail?

      • Tundra

        Yep, that’s it! Shoot me an email so I have you in my contact list.

    • Ted S.

      Yeah, I got that in one as well.

    • TARDis

      I can’t find it on a map even.

      • TARDis

        Meh. Name a random country and go from there.
        #Worldle #86 2/6 (100%)
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  27. Shpip

    You had *one* job

    Happy Easter to those who celebrate

    • hayeksplosives

      I celebrate!

      Thank you, and happy Easter to you and yours.

      Important things to remember from the Bible, even for atheists.

      Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord.

      Do unto others as you would have done unto you.

      For God so loved the world,i that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but in order that the world might be saved through him.

      And I looked, and behold, a pale horse! And its rider’s name was Death, and Hades followed him.

      • hayeksplosives

        And also, He is risen!!

        Didn’t mean to be a buzzkill with the Bible quote highlights.

  28. Mojeaux

    First time in 18 years I haven’t put out baskets for the kids to find. I’m not even sure they know it’s Easter.

    • TARDis

      Come sit next to me. First time in 20 for us.

    • hayeksplosives

      Noice.

      Can’t argue with any of it.

      ??

    • hayeksplosives

      My new t shirt says “I’m not having a glass of wine. I’m having six glasses of wine; it’s called a ‘tasting’ and it’s classy”

      • Sean

        ?

  29. Ozymandias

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    • grrizzly

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  30. Ted S.

    I guess the tarot cards predicted there wasn’t going to be a horoscope today.

    • hayeksplosives

      Maybe a bit early?

      I d k.

      I always thought Sunday was a particularly blasphemous day to post astrology but that’s just me. Kind of an Aries trait I suppose.

  31. westernsloper

    I accidentally drank tequila this weekend.

    • Grumbletarian

      Other than that, how was kindergarten?

      • hayeksplosives

        And the Oscar for comedy callbacks goes to Grumbletarian.

    • Sean

      How’s the all meat thing going?

  32. Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

    Cycling initial “seed” words sometimes helps, too:

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  33. Richard

    For those who are lost without weekly guidance from the cards, here is your 100% computer-generated future! Guaranteed interpretation free!

    Ares: King of Pentacles: Abundance, prosperity, security

    Taurus: Chariot: Direction, control, willpower

    Gemini: Ace of Swords: Breakthrough, clarity, sharp mind

    Cancer: Nine of Cups: Satisfaction, emotional stability, luxury

    Leo: King of Cups: Compassion, control, balance

    Virgo: Nine of Pentacles: Fruits of labor, rewards, luxury

    Libra: Ten of Wands: Accomplishment, responsibility, burden

    Scorpio: King of Wands: Big picture, leader, overcoming challenges

    Sagittarius: Nine of Swords: Anxiety, hopelessness, trauma

    Capricorn: Knight of Pentacles: Efficiency, hard work, responsibility

    Aquarius: Ten of Swords: Failure, collapse, defeat

    Pisces: Two of Wands: Planning, making decisions, leaving home

    • Richard

      Abort! Abort! Abort!