Tuesday Morning Links

by | Apr 12, 2022 | Daily Links | 329 comments

“We suck!”

The Lakers have fired their coach, so now all the players can start their shit-talking. I guess the hockey playoffs are about to get started. I guess I should look to see what’s up with that. The UCL second legs of the quarterfinals start today and we could be shaping up for a hell of an upset. And that, my friends, is all I’ve got for sports today.

Everything about this feels wrong. Did she do something wrong and deserve to be punished? Yes. Does she deserve this? No.  And the DA’s words, and why he didn’t excuse himself from any investigation due to his biases, says a lot about how and why the case was handles the way it was. This is not how you “unite” Americans.  This is how you further divide them by attributing characteristics to them (like racism and hate) that don’t exist.

Prosecute these guys

Yes, please please please do this again. We need more exposure of the FBI’s entrapment scheme getting out into the public.

Wait, they’re still there? Jesus, get them out of there. And pull everybody in the country out. They’ve turned the largest city in the world into a fucking prison and our government doesn’t say a word? Pathetic.

I would think this is illegal. “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds” Nevermind, I’m wrong. There’s nothing in there about cracked out hobos not stopping them. But really, there’s a simple solution: arm them and have them defend themselves if physically attacked.

I’m sure this will go over well. And their state courts will figure out a way to find it legal. Shit. This is just going to lead to more refugees fleeing that shithole for Texas, isn’t it?

This should be interesting. Well, if you like freak shows.

But this…there’s nothing wrong with this.

Lol, a “hate crime”. Y’all let bums shit in the street and it’s ok.  You don’t even go after people who break into cars and steal shit. It’s so bad people put signs on their car windows saying “there’s nothing inside, go break into a Tesla” because it’s so common.  But you’ve got time to investigate this* as a “hate crime”? GTFOH.

*Assuming it’s not as fake as the other majority of hate crimes that turn out to be hoaxes.

Thanks a lot, Putin! Oh wait, that talking point doesn’t make much sense. Well, expect to hear it a lot today as the inflation news comes out.

Going a little further back than normal today. Hope you enjoy it.

Now go have a great day, dear friends.

 

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329 Comments

  1. AlexinCT

    Wait, they’re still there? Jesus, get them out of there. And pull everybody in the country out. They’ve turned the largest city in the world into a fucking prison and our government doesn’t say a word? Pathetic.

    Our expert and leadership class is filled with credentialed morons.

    • The Last American Hero

      We had diplomats in the Soviet Union and Eastern Block countries.

      • AlexinCT

        And they knew they were on enemy territory back when….

  2. AlexinCT

    I would think this is illegal. “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds” Nevermind, I’m wrong. There’s nothing in there about cracked out hobos not stopping them. But really, there’s a simple solution: arm them and have them defend themselves if physically attacked.

    You want to arm the people responsible for the term “Going postal” so they can fight off hobos looking for bitches to rob? Damn man, that is some serious 3D chess right there….

    • sloopyinca

      It’s California. Almost everyone is crazy. This just speeds things up.

      • invisible finger

        Blue shitholes are all about victimhood, not self-defense. Don’t you even social credit score, bro? And with a 4-day work week they’ll be 20% safer anyway.

      • AlexinCT

        Will the crooks in government only tax my business for 4 days out of the week? I bet they want to change that to be able to tax and fine me for 8 days.

    • Sean

      Think of the Ring cam videos!

    • juris imprudent

      Even Trump didn’t play chess like that!

  3. R.J.

    “Hate crime.” Chances are a random bum needed toilet paper and didn’t care what he used. Can you charge a bum with a hate crime?

    • sloopyinca

      Chances are the homeowner or a friend committed this “hate crime” to raise “awareness” or something. Because that’s what the overwhelming majority of these kinds of “crimes” turn out to be.

      • Nephilium

        You’re thinking about it and you’re talking about it.

        Awareness raised.

      • UnCivilServant

        What I am aware of is the need to eliminate hate crime awareness activists.

        Too much disorder.

      • AlexinCT

        RACIALIST!

      • R.J.

        Not bad, not bad. I still vote for bum shit.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Let’s not discount the “Dude is an asshole and neighborhood kids decide to yank his chain by fucking with his flag” theory.

        Also, I can hardly wait for the explainer of why another country’s flag is sacred and it is a crime to desecrate it, but shitting on and burning a US flag is totes patriotic.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Multiculturalism is nothing more than Western self-loathing

      • whiz

        Of course the problem is that it wasn’t the shitter’s flag (unless it was a false flag situation).

        At least they are admitting that a hate crime can be perpetrated against a white person (or a symbol for predominantly white people).

      • whiz

        Oops, all I had to do was look at the post right below (sorry Drake).

      • Fourscore

        Country? Try a rainbow flag, announce it in the local college paper in advance.

        /Ups the life insurance on Jimbo

      • Gustave Lytton

        I gave up on neighborhood kids when the current generation failed to egg or water balloon the OWS encampment directly next to a busy road a decade ago.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        OWS scared the shit out of the oligarchs. And even though their solutions were generally crap, OWS identified the problems pretty well. There was a massive opportunity for OWS and the Tea Party to join forces and gut DC/Wall Street.

        Instead DC and Wall Street joined forces with the media and universities to make sure that both OWS and the Tea Party got derailed. They were massively successful at it too.

        Since then, there’s been a concerted effort to keep us divided on cultural issues (woke) while they loot the Treasury.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Identify perhaps, but their solutions were always the same socialist ones that would get at their devil and destroy the rest of us in the process.

        *spoiler alert: the elites would be just fine under the new system in their dachas and other trappings they “earned”

    • Drake

      It is cool that they’ve finally invented a “hate crime” that has a white guy as the victim. Enjoy while you can.

    • EvilSheldon

      Ukrainians are an official protected class now, huh? Who knew?

  4. AlexinCT

    I’m sure this will go over well. And their state courts will figure out a way to find it legal. Shit. This is just going to lead to more refugees fleeing that shithole for Texas, isn’t it?

    Why come is the statists idea to fix economic problems caused by their ridiculous beliefs to always double down on dumb shit that will make it worse but appeals to the lazy and the inept that have been conditioned to believe they deserve free shit from the productive just for being there?

    • Fourscore

      Work is a hate crime. Why can’t I just get my welfare check, oops I mean, guaranteed income checks/stipends direct deposit, instead of having to put in 32 hours pretending to work?

      • AlexinCT

        The people that demanded we stop the belief that there was a stigma to not being able to be self sufficient sure knew what they were doing. makes me wonder how many other things they now tell us we no longer need to be ashamed of we should really be weary to lose our shame about…

        It’s by design that we can no longer call them morons without being labeled as disinformers and deniers.

      • invisible finger

        “WILL BITCH AND MOAN FOR FOOD”

      • juris imprudent

        Yeah, it’s kind of an interesting point that people that PLAN to survive bad times are characterized as crazy.

      • SDF-7

        Summer will last forever, fellow grasshoppers!

        (He snarks as he once again makes the mental note that he’s nowhere near any level of preparedness either, really…)

      • AlexinCT

        Anyone that makes it look like they don’t believe government will show up immediately to save you from calamity is an evil and stoppid fool!

        /morons

    • Rat on a train

      Just a note: 32 hours is closer than 40 hours to the 30 hours limit of the Unaffordable Care Act.

    • Pope Jimbo

      So won’t companies just adjust wages down by 20% and then if you work that extra 8 hours of “overtime” you will get right back to what you currently make?

      • Fourscore

        Well yeah, but…

  5. Nephilium

    A Freak Show you say?

    As I stumble to the home I’ve carved out of this mess
    I think about the foolish ones who dream of happiness
    To tell the truth I’m a happy man, and happier I’ll be
    When I awake to the freak show that is put in front of me
    It’s just a freak show…

  6. Tonio

    re: Harris and Caserta, the Whitmer kidnap plotters/stooges/whatever. While the government is allowed to try them again, it’s not a good idea to encourage government to do that. People didn’t pay attention to the FBI shenanigans the first time around, and we’re unlikely for the government to try a new defense, or for the defense to be allowed new areas of questioning.

    • Tonio

      unlikely for the government to try a new prosecution strategy

      • Fourscore

        …found new witnesses…evidence…

      • db

        I was under the impression that retrials after a mistrial are generally restricted to using evidence that was presented in the original trial. Any legal Glibs able to comment?

      • db

        Guess it would depend on the rules of the court doing the retrial as well as any pertinent case law/statute?

      • Tonio

        Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure (FRCP), plus local rules for the district in which the trial takes place.

  7. Not Adahn

    The Daily Mail article oddly omits that the 32 hour week only applies to non-union shops. They did however, enclude these endorsements:

    The bill has been endorsed by unions like the AFL-CIO, the Economic Policy Institute, Service Employees International Union, the National Employment Law Project and the United Food and Commercial Workers Union.

    • WTF

      Odd, since those union workers are generally hourly workers. It would seem that fewer hours = less pay. Maybe the idiots are writing into the law something about pay must be maintained at the 40-hour rate, because FYTW.

      • AlexinCT

        They will tie this somehow to union wages just like they tied minimum wages to it…

      • Rat on a train

        There is a provision that says you must adjust their hourly pay so they make the same as they were making for 40 yours.

      • Sean

        Seriously?

      • Rat on a train

        The compensation rate of pay at 32 hours shall reflect the previous compensation rate of pay at 40 hours, and an employer shall not reduce an employee’s regular rate of pay as a result of this reduced hourly workweek requirement.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Lowering productivity and increasing expenses by fiat. That’s just effing great.

        We’re headed straight for rationing.

      • AlexinCT

        The marxist ideology says that the only thing of value is labor and all labor is equal and deserving of providing for a living regardless of the value of the labor’s final product. When you believe that you get people agreeing that turd polishers should earn the same as everyone else.

      • juris imprudent

        CA exit tax within two years.

      • juris imprudent

        misthread – that was supposed to be below Scruffy‘s comment.

      • waffles

        Calexit was originally proposed as California secession but this makes a lot more sense.

      • db

        The rest of the states need to push California off the sleigh and leave it to the wolves it has created.

        The problem is that the governors of too many other states look to California as an example of what they can accomplish, not a cautionary tale.

      • WTF

        Well, the RATE of pay would be the same for hourly workers (X/hour), so their reduced hours would still result in less pay because they are earning the same rate.

      • Not Adahn

        Not according to a different article I read about it. It said thgat total compensation could not be reduced. The bill sponsors said it was a simple matter of just jacking up the hourly rate by 25%. However some business owners were complaining that other benefit costs cot radically bungled by this (vacation rate accrual, 401k/pension contributions etc.)

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Again, if you haven’t left California already, it’s way past time.

      • Social Justice is Neither

        I read that as you have to keep their rate the same so you cannot reduce the hourly rate so the total annual compensation is the same. So $20/hr today will be $40k/yr but with the new rules the same $20/hr would be $45k/yr after the OT, but the employer is forbidden from reducing the hourly rate to say $17
        /hr so your annual compensation stays flat at $40k

      • db

        that’s insane. It’s possible to get 40 hours of work done in 30 hours, but that usually comes at the expense of other time wasting activities.

        Just retuiring employers to pay people a 40-hour rate for 30-hours of the same time-filling activity is beyond stupid.

      • sloopyinca

        So the goal is to get every business in the state to raise prices 20-25% in order to keep up with wage inflation, thus increasing their overall profit margin and therefore paying more state taxes, which will stave off the pubsec Union pensions bankrupting the state for a few more years?

      • Not Adahn

        I assumed it was to make non-union workers to be artificially expensive to increase the rate of unionization.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Should have read further down before asking this question.

        Still what is to stop employers from firing employees making the stupid 40 hr rate and hiring new employees for the 32 hour rate?

        Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’m sure that the law also says “No Firesies”. Which will be just great. Because there sure won’t be a lot of lawsuits about wrongful termination.

    • Fourscore

      Next up, union members complaining about the non-union people getting the same benefits without paying union dues.

    • invisible finger

      I’m certain the idea came from the teacher’s union.

      • Rat on a train

        They think 4-day work weeks are too long.

  8. waffles

    They’ve turned the largest city in the world into a fucking prison and our government doesn’t say a word?

    How many in our government wish they could do the same? How many opinion writers screamed for a “real lockdown”?

    Let’s be real.

    • sloopyinca

      I can’t wait for this shit to end. Even if it has to be messy.

    • Drake

      Every time I hear about possible “food shortages”, my suspicious mind assumes they want to use rationing as a firm of control.

      • AlexinCT

        After watching them cancel people with opinions and beliefs they disapprove of from the economic and social systems, you should really be weary of giving government power over healthcare and food. Heck, during the Kung Flu they already had race based medical decisions, and we now have countless examples of people that refused to comply with the mandates (not to be confused with 2 guys on a date) to get the clot shots getting medical care denied. Government wants to control these things because if I control your basic necessities and access to them, I control you.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        They already have power over healthcare. The medical system was fully captured during COVID.

        It’s one of the reasons I dropped traditional insurance and went to cost sharing. I don’t trust the SOBs to not make me take a vaccine in order to keep my insurance plan.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      How many in our government wish they could do the same are on the CCP payroll?

      Still waiting to find out who are the anonymous donors paying $500k per Biden painting.

  9. db

    Regarding Shanghai: I have reliable information that some industrial plants in the surrounding area at least out to about 2 -3 hours away will be shut down due to the CCP’s overreaction to COVID.

    I feel like it’s clearer than ever that CCP is using COVID to lock down for other than strictly public health/medical reasons. I suspect that they are getting internal intelligence on possible protests/demonstrations/dissent and are using it as an excuse to prevent dissident organizations from meeting and to monitor their communications, which, if they are dumb enough to do via internet channels, are certainly compromised.

    • rhywun

      Buckle up. It’s going to be a bumpier ride.

      • db

        I should point out that they don’t expect to be back in production until May at the earliest…

    • AlexinCT

      Assume that everything the CCP does is about making sure they minimize any challenge to their rule and its legitimacy, and you will be right 100% of the time. That’s what drives every single CCP decision. Totalitarians have to control the riff-raff so the riff-raff never gets uppity and realize the they are getting nothing but a raw deal, and decide to alter the terms of the deal in a way that would hurt the totalitarians grip on power.

    • sloopyinca

      They’re simply doing what all authoritarians do: stomp the boot on the face of people just to let them know who’s boss.

      • AlexinCT

        “WHO’S YOUR DADDY???”

      • WTF

        That’s what the Covid restrictions and lockdowns were really all about.

    • Lackadaisical

      Interesting theory, but I can’t imagine this is the best way to do it. I imagine they monitor everything heavily and could really pickup most the dissidents and send them off to Xinjiang.

  10. Yusef drives a Kia

    Howdy everybody! a Question for the gearheads. I went to start my kia yesterday, when I cranked the engine I felt the usual compression, then Bang!
    Spin spin spin goes the crank shaft with no compression. all my fuel pump and ignitionrelays are performing so it leaves me with one probability,
    a Broken timing belt, BLECH!
    Any opinions would be greatly appreciated, Timing belt on a Korean Kar can be a nightmare IME
    Covfefe!

    • AlexinCT

      Timing belt on any car made in the last decade is a nightmare to get at. Can you do a computer diagnostic check or is this an older vehicle (more than 20 years)?

      • Yusef rides a Bike

        07 Sedona, but I have no trans to even borrow an OBD right now, maybe tomorrow when I have some cash.
        Fortunately my Boss/Pastor is bringing me a nice used Road bike to get to work and back, only a few miles so not too big a deal for now.

      • Sensei

        Quick Google says negative interference engine, but valves are fairly square.

        Since it happened on start up you may be OK, but one more thing to check unfortunately.

  11. Not Adahn

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    Thank you for the people that posted hints in the previous thread.

    • SDF-7

      No hints, like the chump I evidently am. Not a good start to the day between this and all the crap in the news.

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    • Sean

      Little ashamed of this result:

      Lewdle ?? 84 2/6
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      lewdlegame.com

      I don’t usually play this one, but since i whiffed at qourdle, I was looking for a positive outcome.

      • TARDis

        I sees what you did there.

        Lewdle ?? 84 5/6
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    • Grummun

      Fucked today. Top right word is bullshit.

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      • Raven Nation

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      • rhywun

        ditto

        7 5
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        They are on to my starting words – completely useless again.

    • Rat on a train

      Daily Quordle 78
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    • Grumbletarian

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      That top right word…

    • db

      Double-chumped it today:

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      Mistakes and bad guesses

      • db

        I actually knew the top right word at try #5 but tried some other words to see if I could get more letters for the other ones before solving it.

    • MikeS

      Why the fuck are people posting hints?

      • UnCivilServant

        To make it harder for people who believe them?

      • Rat on a train

        The top right word is all vowels.

      • TARDis

        It’s a strange word.

    • Tundra

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    • MikeS

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    • Scruffy Nerfherder

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      • TARDis

        I hate when that happens.
        Took l0b0t’s hint.

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    • The Other Kevin

      5 9
      4 6

      I still feel like a beginner, some of you are really good at this.

    • Translucent Chum

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    • Bobarian LMD

      Daily Quordle 78
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    • kinnath

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      8 guesses and I and 1 letter in the bottom left.

      • Ownbestenemy

        We don’t talk about this….

        Daily Quordle 78
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    • one true athena

      offs I started out so well then couldn’t find the starting consonant on top-left and then screwed up a guess on top-right.

      *Hands Gliberina crown back in, wanders off glumly*

      Daily Quordle 78
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  12. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Tard Tuesday: I Want To Believe

    The key thing is just to take a step back and recognize how remarkable it is that a Congressional Committee now appears unanimous in concluding that Donald Trump committed federal crimes. And if 9 bipartisan members of Congress can agree on something like that, I’m pretty sure 12 of our own peers can as well.

    The very fact that you have a Judge Carter opinion means it is not politicized. He is a respected federal judge.

    The Congressional Committee itself is not politicized. Liz Cheney is on it. Liz Cheney is as far from a Democrat as you can get.

    • Sean

      Liz Cheney is as far from a Democrat as you can get.

      ROFL. I’ve got this bridge for sale…

    • Tonio

      DU, yeah, their tongues are permanently stained from Koolaid consumption.

      • db

        It is by command alone they set their minds in motion. It is by the Juice of Journolist, that the thoughts acquire correctness, the lips acquire stains. It is by command alone they set their minds in motion.

      • Lackadaisical

        Didn’t know they made brown Kool aid.

      • juris imprudent

        The DNC kool-aid fountain.

      • AlexinCT

        Gives a different meaning to water sports!

      • Bobarian LMD

        Nope, pretty much the same.

      • Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

        DroolAid, more likely.

    • Rat on a train

      Those walls are moving at a glacial pace.

  13. pistoffnick

    Good music link!

    Another Deep Purple track that gets me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wv1ij7KxWc

    The seventies were a freer time, less restrictive IYKWIM (see the lady on top of a dude’s shoulders at about 0:45). Come on! Come on!

  14. Sean
    • Yusef rides a Bike

      Pretty neat! thanks

  15. Brawndo

    Welp. After psyching myself up to take my vertical stick welding test last night at class but the shop was out of test plates. Now I have to wait two weeks before next class because of Easter break. It’s like blue balls but for my career

    • Yusef rides a Bike

      Don’t sweat vertical burning, don’t think of Your position, think of the welds position and follow what you know, it’s as easy as upside down,
      You Got This!

      • Brawndo

        Thanks for the encouragement. I just spent the class filling in angle iron vertical up, and I’m getting better every week. I was just excited to start applying to jobs with certification in hand.

    • rhywun

      Nothing’s shocking any more.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s guaranteed to be contractors working for the CIA or DOD and therefore deniable.

      Not only do we not know what our own government is doing in our name (and therefore have no say in it), they’re so incredibly large and unaccountable that we have different factions within the government working independently of and at odds with each other. There’s no controls on them at all.

      • Drake

        Supposedly a bunch of western “mercenaries” are trapped in Mariupol and trying to negotiate. If so, we’ll see Russians marching them around for the cameras in a few days.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I suspect that the accusations of chemical weapons in Mariupol are total horseshit. Russia’s got that place sewn up, there is absolutely no reason for them to compromise their efforts by using them.

        It has also been demonstrated that staging false flag chemical attacks is one of our specialties (Syria).

      • Drake

        Yep – the news this morning had “warnings of possible chemical attacks”. Translated to honest English it means – “stay tuned for a false flag that we’ll use to inch towards nuclear war”.

      • robodruid

        Especially a chemical weapon attack that does not work.

      • Urthona

        We staged the Syria one? I don’t remember the details.

      • Lackadaisical

        I think it turned out to be the local rebels we were supporting that used the stuff. Who knows if that’s true or accurate, it’s been a while.

      • Tundra

        There were three fake sarin attacks in Syria. The first one was a response to fuckwit Obama’s “red line”. Horton has some good detail in Enough Already.

        So while it may not have been us directly, we definitely incentivized the (other) baddies to stage these supposed attacks and turn us against Assad.

        Assume everything the government says is horseshit.

    • Yusef rides a Bike

      Sounds about right, sometimes I hate the US Gov.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Sometimes?

      • rhywun

        I laffed.

    • Raven Nation

      The US is apparently also active in Pakistani politics: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-19844270

      “He claimed that his political opponents were colluding with the US to bring about regime change because of his policies on Afghanistan, Russia and China. But he provided no evidence of this and Washington strongly denied any foreign interference.”

      A couple of years ago I would have thought it was just playing to his electoral base. Now? Who the hell knows. It’s probably not true, but it’s not impossible either.

      • Tundra

        I don’t know. After reading Horton, I suspect it is completely true.

  16. Rat on a train

    inflation 8.5%

    • Sean

      “We’re just warming up.”

      -Democrats

      • Rat on a train

        We can get that to 10% if we have the will!

      • juris imprudent

        “Yes we can”!

      • rhywun

        IIRC we were already at 15+% a few months ago according to the same measures that were used in the 70s/80s.

      • Rat on a train

        Nobody need food or energy.

    • The Other Kevin

      Biden’s America! So much better that Trump’s America, which I remember was just made-up stories about people being racist.

    • Lackadaisical

      -1 transitory

      Hang on to your butts, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

      • Rat on a train

        It can be “transitory” like Weimar.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      The Government admits to 8.5%.

    • Tundra

      Lol.

      The doorbell doesn’t make my dogs happy, it sends them into a frenzy!

      • Pope Jimbo

        The ducks quacking is what made me laugh/cry.

        My old mutt used to be driven nuts by ducks waddling by the back corner of our fenced yard. It was tempting to let him out one day to let him tear into those fat, pretentious little aldermen as they waddled by.

      • Tundra

        Our daily walk took us right by the baseball fields at Weaver Lake. Sometimes there were hundreds of Hate Birds in the fields, so I would often turn my sheepdog loose and he would have the best time chasing them all off.

        Good times.

      • Not Adahn

        Shouldn’t it be “eidermen?”

  17. The Late P Brooks

    The President loves you very much

    President Joe Biden on Tuesday will announce new steps his administration is taking to address rising gasoline prices across the country, including emergency measures to expand biofuel sales, countering rising energy prices amid Russia’s invasion of Ukraine.

    The President is slated to announce that the Environmental Protection Agency will issue an emergency waiver permitting year-round sales of E15 gasoline, which contains a 15% ethanol blend, on a trip to Menlo, Iowa, where he’ll visit POET Bioprocessing, a biofuels plant that specializes in the creation of bioethanol.

    The sale of E15 gasoline is usually prohibited from June to mid-September because of air quality concerns. Under former President Donald Trump, the EPA issued an order allowing permanent year-round sales of the biofuel blend in 2019, but the order was overturned last year by the US Court of Appeals for the DC Circuit.

    Biden’s announcement, a senior administration official said, “is distinct from” his predecessor’s efforts to expand ethanol sales in that it’s “based on the current circumstance, which is a fuel supply emergency.”

    Per White House estimates, E15 sales could save consumers 10 cents per gallon on average, while reducing reliance on foreign fuels. As part of Tuesday’s announcement, the EPA will also take steps to facilitate the expanded use of the biofuel, including outreach to states and modifications to E15 fuel pump labeling at gas stations across the country.

    What a fucking shitshow.

    • MikeS

      Uncle Joe is gonna drop the price of gas like a rock, from $4.10 all the way down to $4.00! Take that, Putin!

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It will be better than saving $0.16 on your July 4th hotdogs!

      • Sean

        Nostalgic for 2021. *facepalm*

    • SDF-7

      So.. desperately pandering to the greenies and the Iowa primary set by burning food when prices are shooting up across the board and we’ve screwed up the supply chain, especially in the livestock and good production sides.

      To quote the Drinker… “Nah… it’ll be fine”

    • Translucent Chum

      Wait. Won’t the court just step in again to correct this egregious overstep of executive authority?

      • Urthona

        They’re saying it could amount to up to 10 cents a gallon but that seems optimistic.

      • Sensei

        Too optimistic from the Biden administration? I’m shocked…

      • db

        The savings is negated by the reduced energy content of the ethanol.

      • Urthona

        I’m a bit surprised, however, that the Biden admin would switch to a more polluting fuel for such marginal gains. They are desperate.

      • Lackadaisical

        So how about the actual mileage you get out of it?

        What a shit show.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Ethanol is for human consumption, not vehicular.

        We need to stop burning our food.

      • Urthona

        ha

      • Sensei

        If you are a gearhead you can run more power with it because it runs cooler with less knock. Particularly in boosted applications.

        But the efficiency goes down even more here, but that isn’t the point.

        For regular usage Ethanol shouldn’t be in your fuel. What I can’t stand is the corrosive effects on the fuel system from its absorption of water.

      • AlexinCT

        Great way to then claim gas isn’t as energy efficient after you make it so….

      • Urthona

        ok so does it overall not save money? has someone done the cost benefit?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        No. Take out the subsidies and it costs more per gallon. Not to mention the increased build and maintenance costs to the engines.

      • Urthona

        was gonna ask that question next. does it increase wear and tear? i guess so.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Ethanol is hydrophilic and will absorb water from exposure to humidity. That water corrodes the fuel systems of vehicles but it also causes the gasoline to spoil more quickly.

        Additionally, ethanol is incompatible with older gaskets and fuel lines. All engines had to be redesigned so that they didn’t start springing leaks as the ethanol dissolved their seals. And that dissolved material invariably makes its way into the rest of the fuel system and gums it up.

        Even now, almost all small engines are only rated at 10% ethanol. As you increase the ethanol percentage beyond that, it starts to deteriorate the gaskets.

      • invisible finger

        Aren’t the subsidies offset by the royalty payments? Sure, the subsidies go to one entity and the royalties go to another, but I’m not seeing where the costs are reduced to any consumer.

      • B.P.

        Once the engines deteriorate, we can get those clunkers off the road and everyone into an electric car. The future is now!

      • Sensei

        Yes, the politicians in Iowa. The same place with the early primaries so Team Red and Team Blue are always on board.

        The cost / benefit has always been obvious. Like many political decisions that wasn’t part of the calculus.

        Depending on the analysis and degree of agricultural subsidies included the costs only get worse.

      • R C Dean

        ok so does it overall not save money?

        Pay 3% less, use 5% more? Doesn’t sound like it to me.

      • Bobarian LMD

        My wife’s Focus is flex fuel.

        When gas was at +$4 last time and gasohol was $2.50, it still wasn’t worth burning. You barely saved anything (31 mpg to 22 mpg) and had to refill the tank every time you got in it.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    “The President believes that the actions of a dictator half a world away should not impact what families pay at the pump here at home,” the White House said in a fact sheet announcing the action that was shared with CNN. “Today’s actions also reinforce the Biden-Harris Administration’s goal of achieving real energy independence and commitment to a long-term strategy to spur smart development and adoption of sustainable, homegrown fuels.”

    If only the world ran on gobbledygook.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The President believes that the actions of a dictator half a world away should not impact what families pay at the pump here at home

      How does he feel about the actions of a dictator right here in the good old USA? Should that have an impact?

      • db

        Yep. The benevolent dictator should always have his subjects’ welfare in mind.

        For a number of reasons.

    • db

      “Today’s actions also reinforce the Biden-Harris Administration’s goal of achieving real energy independence

      Demonstrably false; supporting facts for this claim not in evidence.

      • db

        You know that when they have to add “real” to the beginning of a concept, it’s absolutely the opposite.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Are you saying that my REAL id is not actually more secure? That it is just a ploy by the Feds to mine state databases?

      • AlexinCT

        Why do you think I didn’t do that shit?

      • db

        I get funny looks and questions at the ticket counter when I present my passport as ID. My PA DL isn’t Real ID compliant and I’d be darned if I was going to pay them for another ID before my DL expires. You’d think they’d have more experience with that by now…

    • SDF-7

      “The President believes that the actions of a dictator half a world away should not impact what families pay at the pump here at home,”

      “Because that’s OUR job to royally fuck it up!”

  19. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloop!

    Hockey playoffs start in May, so you have some time.

    I dig Deep Purple. Another favorite.

    • The Other Kevin

      How’s Fleury working out?

      • Tundra

        Tough start the other day against the Kings, but rallied for a nice win. Overall I would say he’s been a brilliant addition.

  20. Not Adahn

    One of our suppliers is named Soulbrain I wonder how their Instrumentality Project is proceeding.

    • Urthona

      I cannot control my soul’s desire for freedom.

      • Gender Traitor

        When tyrants tremble in their fear
        And hear their death knell ringing,
        When friends rejoice both far and near,
        How can I keep from singing?

        (she sang… hopefully…)

    • invisible finger

      One Meal Policy.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    The Revenge of SCIENCE!

    Health Commissioner Dr. Cheryl Bettigole said mask precautions begin Monday, but in order to provide a one-week education period for businesses, masks will be required in all indoor public spaces as of Monday, April 18.

    “If we fail to act now, knowing that every previous wave of infections has been followed by a wave of hospitalizations, and then a wave of deaths, it will be too late for many of our residents,” said Bettigole, noting about 750 Philadelphia residents died in the wintertime omicron outbreak. “This is our chance to get ahead of the pandemic, to put our masks on until we have more information about the severity of this new variant.”

    Starting April 18, masks will be required in all indoor public spaces, including schools and child care settings, businesses, restaurants, and government buildings.

    It’s already too late. Start digging the mass graves.

    • The Gunslinger

      I have an appointment for a physical in a couple of weeks. If they try to make me wear a mask I’m leaving. Even if I have to pay for the missed appointment. I’m not going to play along anymore.

      • Gustave Lytton

        CMS sez “buh bye”

        (Good luck!)

      • Gustave Lytton

        I am mistaken. I thought CMS had issued a mask rule. No, just the vaccination for healthcare workers.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Mask use is way down in Florida, and I haven’t run into any requirements to wear them lately (including my doctor’s office). Even the employees have stopped wearing them at most places, and stores have taken down those plastic shields at the registers and counters.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Today, in attention-whoring

    Charlee Disney, one of the heirs of The Walt Disney Co., came out publicly as transgender and condemned anti-LGBTQ bills in a recent interview.

    Disney, who uses gender-neutral pronouns, announced that their family would match up to $250,000 in donations to the Human Rights Campaign, the nation’s largest LGBTQ advocacy group, during the organization’s annual gala in Los Angeles last month.

    Roy P. Disney, Disney’s father and the grandson of the company’s co-founder, upped that amount to $500,000 last week.

    “Equality matters deeply to us,” Roy P. Disney said in a statement, according to the Los Angeles Times, “especially because our child, Charlee, is transgender and a proud member of the LGBTQ+ community.”

    That’s nice.

    • Urthona

      I think all of these people live in a media bubble because none of their “arguments” have anything to do whatsoever with the law.

      • AlexinCT

        When the law gets in the way of what the big government types want, then the law is a problem. That’s why the US Constitution is considered an evil document, out together by slave owners, and something they need to get rid off, these days.

      • Urthona

        I’m just talking about the new Florida law which states that instruction on sexuality or gender identity is not allowed for 5 through 8 year olds.

        There’s nothing remotely discriminatory about it.

        And contrary to the talking point, you could even mention that your significant other it the same gender (all why the fuck would you?)

      • AlexinCT

        As I pointed out yesterday: When we were kids and some adult told us they wanted to do something really fun/cool but I/we had to promise not to tell other adults or my/our parents, I/we knew I/we was/were about to be abused and was dealing with a creep. Today the bad guys are the people that immediately realize the problem is with the people doing this again telling the kids to not tell their parents..

        Think about that..

      • Urthona

        yes. be deeply suspicious of any law that allows teaching them something without having to tell their parents.

      • Gustave Lytton

        +1 creepy Diffrnt Strokes episode

    • TARDis

      I like the move to calling groomers disneys so they can’t be blocked for anti-groomer comments on social media.

    • The Last American Hero

      Woke asshole left about 5 letters off that acronym. Cue the Twitter mob in 5.4.3.2

    • rhywun

      Keep digging that hole deeper, Disney.

    • Pope Jimbo

      $750K? That is all?

      That is tip jar change for heirs to the Disney fortune. They need to pay MOAR before I am impressed.

      That paltry amount just tells me that they don’t really care about the millions and millions of trans kids that are living in a nightmare world. Like a Handmxxn’s Tale.

    • wdalasio

      Stories like this make me feel bad for parents, who’ll probably wind up with less control over the indoctrination of their kids, but not for the GOP, anymore. Sorry, but even as Disney continually spits in their faces, the Republicans bend over backwards to do favors for them. The truth is, if Disney wants to pick a side, then Republicans should start acting like they’re on the other side. And that doesn’t mean some sort of abandonment of free market principles. Try this out:

      1. All non-contractual tax breaks granted specifically to the Walt Disney Company are rescinded.
      2. The duration of all copyrights is reduced to it’s original level of 14 years. Renewals will take an act of Congress.

      Disney has gotten a lot out of being a crony capitalist. Why the Republicans want to sacrifice principle to support someone who hates them is beyond me.

      • Urthona

        Even if they didn’t do this, that should be the case.

      • wdalasio

        Well, yes. They should. That’s sort of my point. These are reasonable and appropriate policies. And they’re consistent with individual liberty. Why they should refrain from them to protect a company that is specifically making itself their enemy makes no sense.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        3. Revoke their special government entity status at the local level. Disney would then fall under the jurisdiction of two different counties with all the bureaucratic bullshit that follows.

      • Urthona

        On one hand, they never should’ve had those special
        privileges in the first place.

        On the other hand, though, I’m not a fan of dangling advantages and then revoking them when their leaders speak their minds on political issues.

        I don’t agree with them but I also hate this political punishment bullshit for them speaking their minds.

        If they repeal those now, it will look exactly like Republicans are just punishing them for having the wrong opinion on an issue. Which is exactly how the Democrat party works too. It doesn’t sit well with me.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        No special privileges or punishments. Period. It’s a fantastic opportunity to start divorcing these companies from the government even if its not necessarily for all the right reasons.

        I’m not concerned with how it looks. The Left certainly doesn’t concern itself with the perception of its conduct on the Right, or even the Center anymore.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        ^This. No special treatment for anyone. Unless the average citizen of Florida can petition to have their property or business separated from the local county as it’s own quasi-governing force, then Disney shouldn’t either.

        It shouldn’t matter how it looks. Not wanting to look like political punishment is exactly why every politician and their family skates prison for breaking the law that us regular peons get put in rape boxes for.

      • Gustave Lytton

        -1 private police forces with full police powers

        That goes for FPS as well.

      • wdalasio

        I get your point. It occurred to me, as well. The thing is, these advantages are things they should never really have been given. This isn’t saying “Do what we want or we’ll violate your rights.”. At worst, it’s “Do what we want or we’ll stop violating others’ rights on your behalf.” Well, not violating others’ rights on their behalf is a good thing.

        And the truth is, maybe, just maybe, Republicans letting it be known that they’re willing to f**k businesses that take sides against them isn’t a purely bad thing. Like you suggested, the Dems have been playing this game for a while. Only more ruthlessly. They’re the ones telling businesses that they have to pick a (their) side. Republicans responding with, “We’ll do whatever you want no matter what” sets the obvious incentive structure for businesses to side with the Democrats.

      • R C Dean

        Right thing, wrong reason. Its the best we can hope for these days.

        It has long been known that the King can revoke any deal, any privilege, any benefit, at his discretion.

      • UnCivilServant

        2. The duration of all copyrights is reduced to it’s original level of 14 years. Renewals will take an act of Congress. Not Be Issued

        FIFY

      • Pine_Tree

        Well, to sacrifice principles, they’d have to have some.

      • juris imprudent

        Oh, they’re plenty happy to sacrifice your principles.

      • db

        While they’re at it, cancel the permanent “temporary” flight restrictions over Disney World and Disneyland that are not for safety at all, but just to prevent Disney guests from being advertised to by anyone else while on the property.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      came out publicly as transgender…who uses gender-neutral pronouns

      *head explodes*

  23. db
    • db

      Oops too many links. Was a set of links about towing cars with RVs. Forgot about the link limit.

  24. AlexinCT

    The new J6 event?

    if this becomes the news cycle, assume it is a team blue big lie to help fortify the election. If it disappears form the news cycle, assume it was team blue people being asshats.

    • Urthona

      Yeah no. This one looks pretty lame. Unless they try to go with right wing terrorists.

      • Urthona

        Maybe he’s a black white man, like Clarence Thomas.

      • AlexinCT

        That was the blackface of white supremacy J6 terrorists…

      • AlexinCT

        You know they need right wing terrorists to do the gun control thing. It’s sensible cause right wing or something

    • rhywun

      Lovely. I would be passing through there every day if I listened to my HR department and commuted.

      • Tundra

        Malice just tweeted that it was his stop as well.

        I’m glad you ignored HR.

      • rhywun

        Malice lives in Sunset Park?!

        It’s not my stop, but it’s on the way. My stop is 4 stops south.

      • Tundra

        Not anymore. He moved to Austin.

      • Sensei

        Another day that ends in Y in NYC.

        Coworker going to the office noted some guy beaten, bloody and likely robbed on his way to our office this morning. This was on Park Ave in Manhattan.

      • Urthona

        I lived there in the 2000s and there was basically no crime.

      • rhywun

        Just got an amber alert to stay out of the area. I hope that fruitcake doesn’t find his way down here.

    • Pine_Tree

      Well, they got their hand slapped in the Michigan thing. And they already have Brandon front-and center on the news cycles pushing new gun control. So arranging this gets them distraction from the one and impetus/urgency for the other.

    • Drake

      The day after Biden’s gun-grab executive orders?

      • Sean

        Yes, the timing is noted.

    • Urthona

      It would help their cause if this was a ghost gun and not the corporeal variety.

  25. Sensei

    The Institute for Justice continues to do God’s work.

    When Civil Immunity Becomes Impunity

    Overall, Mr. Petty acted as both prosecutor and law clerk on more than 300 cases. The implications are staggering. Yet, even if the state overturned every conviction, none of the affected families would be made whole. There is simply no way to give people their lives back.

    In any other circumstance, victims of such misconduct would have the option of filing civil suits for monetary damages—the only remedy the law offers. But suing prosecutors when they violate the Constitution is nearly impossible, even in cases of obvious misconduct. A judge-made doctrine known as “prosecutorial immunity” gives prosecutors a near-absolute shield from civil suits.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Judge made immunity wouldn’t be as much of a problem under the Wood Chipper Doctrine.

    • Gustave Lytton

      They’re about 3 press conferences away from announcing Five Year Plans.

    • AlexinCT

      If we were using the same formulas of the 80s, which themselves had been changed to make inflation less onerously obvious than hat was used earlier, people would be fucking livid at our political class and the massive fuck you they have given us.

  26. Yusef rides a Bike

    I have a new sideline I’m working on, I plan on opening a shop within 2 weeks.
    a video example
    https://youtu.be/2IT5H2xpDm0
    Let me know if it’s worth an article,
    Cheers!

    • The Other Kevin

      You’re making ASMR videos? I would watch that.

      • Yusef rides a Bike

        you sure you clicked on the right link?

      • The Other Kevin

        I did, it’s just very satisfying to watch LOL

      • pistoffnick

        Your burl was very moist, Yusef. ;^)

  27. Sensei

    Literal LOL from here. It’s not like they are related.

    As they work to settle on a campaign strategy for November, Democrats said they need to better sell the public on what they see as Mr. Biden’s wins, chiefly pandemic stimulus and infrastructure spending, while making clear they will work to bring prices down.

    Democrats Search for Midterm Vote Strategy as Biden Poll Numbers Lag

    • AlexinCT

      I heard some democrat lament yesterday that our democracy was under assault because the inept rulership class could no longer just control the narrative the serfs were sold, because alternative outlets defied that effort, and these serfs now see that the machine no longer does anything to even pretend to try to fix things and only want to control perception.

      These people all need to be Pol-Potted.

    • Gustave Lytton

      “Hey baby, I won’t hit you again, I promise. Come back to me for November. I love you.”

      • AlexinCT

        I love you…. Beatch

      • robc

        The problem is that is the GOP’s argument too.

    • Nephilium

      We’ll stop inflation by giving people more money to cover the inflation!

      • Fatty Bolger

        This literally seems to be the plan.

      • Nephilium

        And I thought Ohio linking the state minimum wage to inflation was peak stupidity.

    • The Other Kevin

      “making clear they will work to bring prices down”

      So there’s nothing they can do now, but after November they’ll start working on it.

    • rhywun

      they will work to bring prices down

      Just not on, you know, infrastructure.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Weird. I mean, Biden has done all of this, and yet we somehow find ourselves with high inflation, high energy prices, a border crisis, supply chain problems, and shortages. It’s inconceivable!

      (BTW, that graphic was created by lefties to show how awesome Biden is.)

      • Drake

        Gilmored the link

      • The Other Kevin

        It’s a subtle way of showing that Biden didn’t do anything.

      • rhywun

        “New year-round special enrollment period for low income enrollees”

        I was wondering why the Medicare commercials are back and more numerous and annoying than ever.

        Asshole.

      • slumbrew

        It’s amazing anyone thinks that’s a list of accomplishments vs. an indictment of the administration.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      If only that had happened.

    • AlexinCT

      Did that really happen? I bet it is a spoof but that is hilarious.

  28. Certified Public Asshat

    If we let nukes prevent us from action then expect literally every country to try to get nukes in next few years— Adam Kinzinger (@AdamKinzinger) April 12, 2022

    “Moderate”

    • db

      Someone said it more succinctly than I: “Forward Deterrence”

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s what got us into this mess.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Yeah? Hey shit for brains, that’s what every tinpot has been thinking since Kadaffi got sodomized with a bayonet.

      USAF’s finest right there.

      • robc

        It worked for North Korea and Pakistan!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Even if it had been possible before for the US to engage Russia militarily without it going nuclear, Biden fucked that up royally with his little speech in Poland by not ruling out first-strikes. That makes it almost guaranteed that escalation would occur as you’re now in a guessing game of who would go for the button first.

      Kinzinger is a corrupt and compromised fuckwit that shouldn’t be anywhere near military policy.

      • Gustave Lytton

        That’s Lt Col Kinzinger!

    • Fatty Bolger

      You mean nothing will change?

      Anyway, big difference acting against a country with a nuke or two, vs. the Russians, who have almost half of the nukes in the world (we have the other almost-half).

    • The Other Kevin

      Pat Buchanan’s take is that a nuclear deterrent exists, in that Russia can do whatever it wants and other countries like the US won’t get directly involved because they don’t want to risk a nuclear war.

  29. robc

    Economics and subsidies and ethanol and unintended consequences:

    Let’s say you are a farmer and could grow either corn or barley. Barley, it turns out, has two major price points. If you have really nice barley, it is purchased for malting and making beer (and whiskey) and is expensive. If your barley is mediocre, it is used for feed and is cheap. Corn, on the other hand, is generally priced somewhere in between them.

    If you are in an area where barley is harder to grow, like Iowa, you choose corn. However, in an area like North Dakota, you have a choice to make. Do you gamble? And guess what the corn subsidy does? It makes that break even point favor corn. Which means, to still get farmers to try to grow barley, quality barley prices have to go up, which makes beer more expensive.

    So, an outsider, or a politician, would think that ethanol subsidies and suchlike would just affect corn. But they are wrong.

    As great as Adam Smith, or Hayek, or Mises, or Friedman are, the best economic piece ever written is probably Bastiat’s That Which is Seen and That Which is Not seen.

    • Sensei

      So, an outsider, or a politician, would think that ethanol subsidies and suchlike would just affect corn. But they are wrong.

      +1 Solar/Wind Subsidy

    • Nephilium

      My newsfeed has had a couple articles talking about spiking barley prices due to a bad harvest, and the Ukraine/Russia conflict (both were large exporters of barley). Again driving malt prices up.

      • robc

        And good harvests, where everyone has high quality barley, lowers the price for it, once again favoring corn.

        Barley growers are in a precarious spot, but the corn subsidies just screw them over.

      • robc

        Or, I guess, screw over the barley consumers.

  30. Sean

    https://news.yahoo.com/yorks-lieutenant-governor-indicted-federal-142139714.html

    ALBANY, N.Y. — New York Lt. Gov. Brian Benjamin was indicted in a federal bribery conspiracy case involving allegedly fraudulent donations to a campaign he ran for New York City comptroller, court documents released Tuesday show.

    Bejamin was scheduled to appear for arraignment later Tuesday in front of U.S. Magistrate Judge Ona Wang, according to the U.S. Southern District Court in Manhattan. He was arrested Tuesday morning, The New York Times reported.

    Wang. Heh heh heh.

    • Rat on a train

      Who is ona wang?

      • db

        Half-sister to Anna Prayer.

    • R C Dean

      On a Wang? Even better.

    • wdalasio

      I always hated that sculpture. The original bull statue was intended to at least symbolize the energy and vibrancy of markets. What the hell is this piece of crap supposed to represent? Snot-nosed authoritarianism standing in the way of that energy and vibrancy? I’m a guy, but if I were a woman, somehow, I don’t think that that is exactly the sort of symbolism I’d want associated with women in the market.

      • slumbrew

        It’s empty “girl power!” posturing. Reality would result in her being trampled. A perfect symbol for our age.

      • l0b0t

        Wasn’t it originally an advertisement for a hedge fund or some such?

      • rhywun

        Yes, and they wanted to make a “statement” about girls in the boardroom.

        Proto-wokesters, as it were.

        How it got to its original and current locations – both public land, by the way – is a mystery to me, given that the city doesn’t own it.

      • slumbrew

        My former employer, State Street.

        (the worst place I have ever worked)

      • wdalasio

        Yeah, but girl power to do what? Stand there with a petulant expression casting judgement on the markets? That doesn’t strike me as a good look. If I were a woman, it’d strike me even less so. Don’t get me wrong, if they did a girl as a happy cowgirl riding the bull, I’d have no objection. No reason women can’t be allowed to participate. But, if your “participation” consists of standing in the way and demanding the bull conform to your judgements, frankly I’m rooting for the trampling.

      • R C Dean

        Its a statue of a larval Karen. Prescient, no?

      • juris imprudent

        Eww, larval Karen is an almost Eldritch level visual.

  31. l0b0t

    LOL! “WINE FOREVER”

  32. l0b0t

    As an expert in marijuana intoxication symptoms, Johnny Depp is muggled as a jazzbo right now.

    • Tres Cool

      Higher than bird pussy ?