Friday Morning Links

by | May 13, 2022 | Daily Links | 470 comments

So much better than Detroit.

The Minnesoooooooda Wild are out. The Lightning, Bruins, and Oilers all pushed their series to a game 7. And this is sure as shit the wildest opening round of the hockey playoffs I’ve seen in some time. There’s basketball playoffs as well. At least that’s what I’ve been told. And this is a wild one. Also, get your shit together, ESPN. He’s not being held without bail. He’s being held until his bail hearing. The details are strange. So I ain’t gonna comment any more until the facts present themselves. Which they won’t, because she will get some money and will drop the accusation. Across the pond, Spuds thumped Arse-nal to keep their UCL hopes alive. And that’s sports.

I hope they catch this asshole. I also hope they don’t catch the other guy who undoubtedly escaped until he’s able to figure out where the one-armed man is who offed his wife. And there needs to me an oddly-located hydroelectric dam in there somewhere.

This is what Musk is wanting to know.

Twitter is in absolute chaos. Which is as it should be. And this is possibly the trump card Musk holds. (No pun intended.)  If the real numbers become public, not only will he pull out of the deal, Twitter will be absolutely fucked. Especially if they knew. Which they certainly did.  Stay tuned.

This tone-deaf asshole is even dumber than I thought. That’s 1/4 the amount you’re sending The Ukraine (once you overcome Rand Paul’s heroics)? And there’s a lot of people who consider our safety at home at least as important as theirs.  And no, I’m not saying they should spend either amount. I’m just saying the amounts, when looked at together, are pretty poor politics.

Norm, you magnificent bastard. Thank you for this. Even in death you’ll manage to make us laugh at something new.

It’s time to end the hate crimes against us.

This is justice. No wait, it doesn’t even go far enough.  It ought to be considered a hate crime. Because, in my opinion, it’s 100x worse than calling a chick with a dick “him” or “that mentally ill dude”. Which is, in fact, considered a hate crime on that island run by inbreds.

I doubt I’ll be offended. Unless they omit the Kennedy brother spit-roasting scene. Then I’ll be pissed.

It’s a common tale. One you’ve heard a thousand time. And will hear a thousand more. With as few details as this one.

Get over yourselves, weirdos. Nobody cares anymore. Apparently not even in Freakville, USA.

::shrug:: Oh well. More companies should have taken Michael Jordan’s comments about who buys shoes to heart.

Early… or late? You can’t go wrong either way, in my opinion. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this Friday and the weekend, dear friends.

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  1. AlexinCT

    Twitter is in absolute chaos. Which is as it should be. And this is possibly the trump card Musk holds. (No pun intended.) If the real numbers become public, not only will he pull out of the deal, Twitter will be absolutely fucked. Especially if they knew. Which they certainly did. Stay tuned.

    Clean house Elon. Fire the entire marketing & HR departments while you are at it.

    • sloopyinca

      He might be buying it for a lot less than the offer he made once it comes out that half the twitter stats are bullshit.

      • rhywun

        ?

      • AlexinCT

        I have told people this already: the reason everyone on the left is in a panic isn’t that Elon will let Trump-Putin Nazi back on, or even that they won’t be throttling the right’s free speech, but that Elon will own the evidence that Twatter execs actively took measures that hurt the company’s viability and ability to make money. Once that comes out, there will be grounds for legal action against the board, the senior leadership, HR, and many individuals that were allowed to act criminally and hurt the company for political reasons. That and the fact that we will find out certain elements of our government worked with these people to propagandize what was to help the most corrupt people possible remain able to keep lying to the American people.

      • cyto

        I sincerely hoe he both intends to out them and the evidence still exists to do so.

        It has been clear for several years that there is a formal back-channel connection between the DNC, big tech, the media and “establishment” government officials. They all act in coordination, simultaneously.

        If he can out the modern version of Journo-list, he might just save the republic.

        Or destroy it…. because I am pretty confident that the numbers are fairly large, the names are rather big and the crimes probably include capital T treason. I cannot even imagine a world in which dozens of top level bureaucrats and politicians are charged with crimes that include the possibility of the death penalty.

      • AlexinCT

        The Twatter leadership is caught in an untenable position. If they destroy anything, or even if all they do is try to hide it, during the discovery period that Elon and his lawyers & accountants will go through to validate the company’s viability and if their offer should stand, they are criminally liable. Remember that way too often the real punishment doesn’t come from the crime, but from the attempt to hide it. And in this case the parties involved have to try to hide it because the damage to the people still fighting to stay in the matrix will red pill too many of them.

      • rhywun

        he might just save the republic.

        Or destroy it….

        I’m OK either way, at this point.

      • SDF-7

        So… with one word of truth or treachery he will save or damn the land? Because he is mad and sane, cold and passionate, lost and found?

        (Sorry… too good of an opening to resist… For anyone who doesn’t get the ref).

      • Festus

        ^ nice

      • R.J.

        Agreed.

      • juris imprudent

        Even better he might demolish it entirely, which could cascade to other social media. Dream big, right?

      • AlexinCT

        Whatever he does to Twatter will HAVE to be copied by Faceass and Boobtube…

        If the other social media indoctrination channels stick to the agenda of programming people with crap that passes for news, but Twatter becomes a place where you can expose the programming, the result will be devastating to the people needing to control the narrative. In the time where our credentialed elite aristocratic-wannabe douches are desperate to keep the public misinformed about how they are fucking the serfs over, losing that power will leave them with only two options: watch their plans implode, or go full totalitarian and hope the people don’t revolt.

      • invisible finger

        Funny how auditing Twitter is creating the same reaction as proposing to audit the Fed.

      • R.J.

        He definitely has a well thought out plan. Whether he eventually buys them or not, the treachery of Twitter is exposed and the company will have fired a ton of people and changed culture. He doesn’t even have t go through with the sale at the end to totally expose the B.S. of Twitter. I didn’t see that part of the plan coming. It’s genius.

  2. Not Adahn

    Netflix is getting into the porn business? It’s not a terrible idea.

    • AlexinCT

      The CDC wants that data…

  3. SDF-7

    I thought we belonged to the city.

    And late is definitely one of my faves.

  4. AlexinCT

    This tone-deaf asshole is even dumber than I thought. That’s 1/4 the amount you’re sending The Ukraine (once you overcome Rand Paul’s heroics).And there’s a lot of people who consider our safety at home at least as important as theirs. And no, I’m not saying they should spend either amount. I’m just saying the amounts, when looked at together, are pretty poor politics.

    They are clearly telling us that they are more worried about losing Ukraine and the many lucrative rackets they run/ran there, than they are about fucking over lower class Americans whom are all struggling with the destructive economic condition created by insane government print & spend policies (so they can pick winners & losers, and steal even more money). But when your goal is a permanent hereditary aristocracy of the mediocre and the stupid ruling over a dumb and subservient serf class, this shit is the way.

    • cyto

      I was absolutely astonished to learn that we have already allocated more cash to this war that we are not even fighting than we did to Afghanistan in an average year.

      That is insane… and without debate. Just “here ya go! Have some defense contractor pork!”

      • cyto

        Oh, and bonus… we are approaching the entire annual military budget for all of Russia. In just a few months.

        Just, wow.

      • SDF-7

        Yeah — that strongly suggests to anyone outside of DC that there’s something seriously, seriously wrong with how things are being allocated and spent since between that and the rest of the NATO block pitching things there way, Ukraine ought to be flush with military supplies. Relatively small local theater versus nuclear stockpile maintenance, what-Russian-navy-is-left, etc…. should be plenty.

        But those bioweapon labs and CIA black ops sites won’t hide themselves… nor will whatever piggy banks and money laundering schemes these weasels set up.

        We could really use Harry Truman level oversight and spending analysis right about now (thinking about his senate committee, not his Presidency, obviously). Of course we won’t get it.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        The ship is going down and it’s better to get in while the looting is good.

      • Sean

        “There’s still checks in the checkbook!”

      • AlexinCT

        The criminals in the globalist movement, and none harder than the people now running the US, are acting as if the crew of the Titanic, after they realized the ship was doomed because it hit an iceberg (in this case of their own making), decided to have the passengers play musical chairs on the deck while the band played, and then all went about looting the valuables and loading the escape rafts they planned to lower into the water – in secret – so they could get away alive and with the loot, while the passengers drowned.

      • SDF-7

        Have to give Rand props for at least trying to get some damned oversight on the thing. And echo the common thought of “Wait… that isn’t the gorram *default* you scummy weasels?”

      • cyto

        We just spent $8 trillion without even knowing what it was spent on. Or 12. Who can even keep track.

        Why is anyone worrying about a measly $40 billion???

      • AlexinCT

        I totally get the point of paying for the military strategy that will help the Russians military machine ground their military capability and economy into the ground, but make the fucking Europeans pay for that shit since they were financing Putin by doing real dumbass shit in the name of saving Gaia (make Greta suck dick at 50 Euros a pop to help make it so). Not the American people in a time of serious pressure created by the ineptitude of the leadership that “fortified” an election to take back the reigns and steer us back onto their globalist plan.

      • SDF-7

        There might still be time for her to pick up $10k USD — optimize her time by getting that before the lowball 50 Euro gigs. I’m sure Winston’s Mom can give her pointers on efficient use of her… *cough* time and talents….

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I totally get the point of paying for the military strategy that will help the Russians military machine ground their military capability and economy into the ground,

        Can you explain this to me? Excepting the nukes, I’ve never understood why Russia is such a threat to the United States. They aren’t close to our economic or military equal, yet the MSM and the politicians devote more time to Russia than probably any other country painting them as the bogeyman under every child’s bed in America.

        How does Russia having a military and a growing economy affect the regular citizens of the United States in the slightest way?

      • juris imprudent

        Russia is the perfect bogeyman – still relates to communism for some, or is the current stand-in for fascists for others.

      • Festus

        I wear a tiny Canadian Flag pin on my lapel upside down. You’d be amazed about how many people get it.

      • AlexinCT

        Can you explain this to me? Excepting the nukes, I’ve never understood why Russia is such a threat to the United States.

        I think you answered your own question, even if you don’t want to see it.

        How does Russia having a military and a growing economy affect the regular citizens of the United States in the slightest way?

        Because as the invasion of Ukraine clearly proves, Putin is hell bent on gaining back the prestige & power of the Cold War days. The nukes today make Russia formidable, but only when it comes to ending the modern world. Putin wants the power to throw his weight around in Europe and have those fuckers do wat benefits him. Just like the CCP does in the Pacific.

        Whether you see how Putin’s current ambitions eventually pulls the US into a conventional war in Europe that can, and would, dangerously escalate to the use of nukes (a problem with the current one, I admit exists), or are crazy enough to believe we can just turn a blind eye and pretend there is no impact to us – directly in the US – if Putin had the ability to run over European nations, reality is calling.

        I don’t want the US directly involved in any conflict because our leaders constantly embroil us in these affairs for their own personal gains. But I also see the game being played now, even though I know the reason it is being done – to keep Ukraine in the western sphere of influence where our leaders can run lucrative rackets stealing tax payer money – as the least of the horribly bad choices given the fact Putin chose to roll the dice here.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Does reducing Russia’s prosperity make their nuclear capability somehow less dangerous?

        I think it’s quite a leap to go from Russia battling with Ukraine to not only attacking but actually conquering all of Europe. I don’t think this remotely possible, but even so. Let’s say Russia somehow manages to move on from Ukraine, takes on all of Europe, and succeeds in holding their newly conquered territory. I still ask why should the normal American citizen spend their blood or treasure stopping this?

        The EU hates the typical American citizen with every fiber of their institutional soul. Let Europe handle its own affairs. If they bungle their own shit badly enough to somehow let Russia take them over, I’m still not seeing how this affects the overwhelming majority of citizens in our country. Certainly not to the point of stealing taxpayers’ money or lives.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        From the US perspective, this was primarily about preventing Russian economic inroads into the EU. Yes, there is also the insane idea that they can force regime change in Russia so they can rape it again like they did in the 90’s, but primarily they want to keep Europe under US influence and control.

      • AlexinCT

        Does reducing Russia’s prosperity make their nuclear capability somehow less dangerous?

        Is this a serious question? Are you just fucking with me or does the relationship between having a strong and large military requiring a big and vibrant economy escape you? As is Russia has had to make hard choices about keeping their conventional and nuclear balance. I can guarantee you that having a less prosperous economy while someone with a penchant to restore the glory days of the Cold War is in charge – someone willing to use military force to achieve those goals, even when there is a real and obvious potential for a devastating cost – seriously limits their ability to do harm.

        The EU hates the typical American citizen with every fiber of their institutional soul. Let Europe handle its own affairs.

        We did that the last century and I recall a lot of our wealth and young boys had to go there to die because we thought if we left it up to them, they would play nice…

      • juris imprudent

        When is de-stablizing a nuclear power ever a good idea Alex?

      • SDF-7

        We did that the last century and I recall a lot of our wealth and young boys had to go there to die because we thought if we left it up to them, they would play nice…

        Sorry — I’m going to disagree strongly with you here. If fucking Wilson had left well enough alone, WW1 would have likely petered out in a stalemate and armistice that would not have had the French pushing crippling terms on the Germans, setting the stage for backlash within Germany that fed the Nazi party’s rise.

        Europe should have been left to its own stupid war, and we should have stayed the hell out of it then — and should now.

        And re: strong vs. weak economies and a nuclear stockpile — one down side to weakened economies with nuclear tech and stockpiles… increased chances of them selling some off for quick cash and neglecting maintenance on what they have (like say… Russian subs not that long back?) I’m not convinced weakening Russia is that great of a plan either.

        Getting the hell out of NATO and telling Europe to defend its own damned self (The Polish are about the only ones I would trust to do that right now… and they’d have to be really wary about the Germans using them as meat shields, because I think that’s *exactly* what the rest of the EU would want to do in a Russian invasion scenario) would have been best. Obviously we’re not there — but telling Europe it is its backyard and its problem still seems preferable given we have our own backyard to deal with.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Is this a serious question? Are you just fucking with me or does the relationship between having a strong and large military requiring a big and vibrant economy escape you? As is Russia has had to make hard choices about keeping their conventional and nuclear balance.

        I understand the relationship between a strong economy and fielding and strong and large military. That’s not what I asked. My question was does reducing Russia’s prosperity somehow make their nuclear capability less dangerous. If you accept the assumption that Russia’s nukes pose a threat to the United States, is harming their economy going to make that that nuclear threat somehow disappear? As in will Russia will be forced sell off or otherwise be able to maintain their nukes? That seems wildly unlikely.

      • AlexinCT

        When is de-stablizing a nuclear power ever a good idea Alex?

        Whose talking about destabilizing? I am talking about making sure the idiot Euros (and us) stop giving the Russians money that will be used to then build military capability.

      • AlexinCT

        Europe should have been left to its own stupid war, and we should have stayed the hell out of it then — and should now.

        Right, because then it wouldn’t have been Germany that invented the first atomic bomb and would have used it. Hindsight is 20/20. Isolationism died in the age of industrialism when ocean crossing voyages went from taking weeks to taking days. Some people still believe that we could be isolationists and somehow let others do whatever without regretting it later. I don’t think those people are being logical.

        And no. I am not calling for interventionism either. I am just pointing out that the world is a smaller place, and while I want nothing to do with the globalist movement, we have not got the luxury of pretending we don’t need to think globally when making our decisions.

      • AlexinCT

        My question was does reducing Russia’s prosperity somehow make their nuclear capability less dangerous.

        And I answered it. A less economically prosperous Russia would not be able to field a competent and viable conventional military nor maintain their nuclear force at high enough of a level if the funds were not there for it. Any leader that did that would eventually face repercussions from their people unless they adopted the Nork model of People’s Republic. The Russian people wouldn’t let that happen again, is my guess.

      • SDF-7

        Given Heisenberg was very much on the wrong track?

        Given that the very need for atomic weapons is unclear in a more generally exhausted / stalemate post-WW1 Europe?

        No, I don’t think you can make the assumption that Germany would have gotten the bomb. Or would have bothered making one in a prompt fashion. Or that the US and UK wouldn’t have cottoned on to enough of the research to be within the ballpark. (Keep in mind that without WW2, the UK might still be the British Empire minus probably India… you’d have to have the Brits stay out of WW1 to have a strong chance, granted.. but still a chance).

        You’re probably looking at a Sputnik moment (“Wait… they can do THAT and we can’t?) at worst, but it is all guesswork at this point.

      • AlexinCT

        Your assumption that if WWI had ended in a stalemate there would no longer have been any conflicts or efforts to build WMDs baffles me.

      • rhywun

        Because Russia installed Trump, duh.

        Can’t let that happen again.

      • Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

        This guy gets it.

        All joking aside, Trump showed that the cultural capital of the professional class isn’t secure enough to ensure complete capture of US society, and global society to a degree, AND THAT CAN’T HAPPEN!!!!

      • Surly Knott

        Too many politicians who “grew up” and became set in their attitudes, opinions, and operative “principle” during the Cold War.
        It really is (almost) that simple. Add in the graft gravy train they p’ve milked even through the (what-ever-happened-to-the) peace dividend and that covers it.
        It really is that simple.

      • Rebel Scum

        Ukraine should at least be buying the weapons/materials/etc. But its a war that they lost in the first two weeks anyway. Funding it will just lead to more death and destruction. But I suspect the political class must protect their racket at all costs*.

        *All costs to YOU and the Ukrainians, that is.

      • Swiss Servator

        “But its a war that they lost in the first two weeks anyway.”

        Is glorious Russian victory!!! Start the parades, Dmitry!

      • Rebel Scum

        I’m sure they will drive out the Russians and be pressing towards Moscow by winter with virtually no military infrastructure remaining.

  5. AlexinCT

    This is justice. No wait, it doesn’t even go far enough. It ought to be considered a hate crime. Because, in my opinion, it’s 100x worse than calling a chick with a dick “him” or “that mentally ill dude”. Which is, in fact, a hate crime.

    If you hurt my feelings, I want your life ruined!

    • sloopyinca

      You don’t know our struggle.The bald community has been professionally marginalized for too long.

      • AlexinCT

        Are we talking about people that shave their privates again?

      • sloopyinca

        This has nothing to do with Michael Chiklis.

      • Sean

        *insert Telly Savalas gif*

      • Nephilium

        At least since the 90’s.

      • Rat on a train

        Look what they did to Ghandi.

      • UnCivilServant

        Indira had plenty of hair when they assassinated her.

      • juris imprudent

        Patrick Stewart haz a confuse.

      • R.J.

        Bald Bryan hardest hit.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I’ve been tearing my hair out trying to think of a way to help.

      • Fourscore

        “First they came for the bald guys. Then they came for receding hairlines and then…”

        I’m going underground but it’ll be a one way trip

  6. SDF-7

    Twitter internal exec meeting leak.

  7. AlexinCT

    I doubt I’ll be offended. Unless they omit the Kennedy brother spit-roasting scene. Then I’ll be pissed.

    Yeah, but that’s because you are not woke enough Sloop to watch this, realize they didn’t cast a trans dude with a beard in the role, and immediately assume that the people that did this are homophobic and hate people with mental disorders that want to force society to pretend they are not in desperate need of psychiatric help for demanding everyone pretend they are something they are not by nature.

  8. Festus

    Fire Sloopy for releasing Duran Duran upon us. How dare you?

    • SDF-7

      He’s just telling us something we should know — it isn’t all that notorious of him.

      • AlexinCT

        Are we hungry like some animal?

      • SDF-7

        Too much information there, AlexinCT. Now if you were serious about things, you’d acknowledge the reflex to pay attention to the news and help save planet Earth before it can all come undone. But back to our ordinary world now….

      • robodruid

        You guys just want to fight, like some sort of wild boys.

      • Not Adahn

        When the sun sets down very heavy behind this pun thread, I’ll be dancing on the sand.

      • Rat on a train

        I think we need to break off this pun before election day.

  9. SDF-7

    So… the American Rescue Plan was for pandemic response…. but state and local governments get to use it to bolster Police response… and that’s all good? What?

    Isn’t this just admitting that the whole thing was a big old bailout for blue states and a slush fund to do whatever they felt like — since they had an excuse for those presses to go whirrrrrrr?

    This reaction is going to start rivaling my desire to use the Family Guy “Who the hell cares?” one.

    • AlexinCT

      That “police response” money will go to anything but having police be responsive. They need people as desperate as possible so these people can lose the ability to tell these government vampires that the answer is not to give government more power to keep abusing them…

    • rhywun

      Even better – they haven’t spent something like a third of it and Joe wants billions more.

      The whole thing is a complete sham, as expected.

      • cyto

        It is almost as if they were actually listening to the far left who have been saying “burn it all down” for years. They want to collapse society so they can remake it. This has been their declared strategy for forever.

        Occam’s razor, and all that.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Joe only wants his afternoon puddin’ cup and a little girl to sniff.

        Ron Klain is making the calls and he is masterfully staying out of the media while doing so.

    • Nephilium

      Local news had a story (now paywalled) about local communities spending millions of ‘vid stimulus money on surveillance cameras for local law enforcement. Because what better way to waste some pork?

      • juris imprudent

        Every level of govt knows – the money must be spent. On what is far less important than just simply getting it spent.

      • sloopyinca

        The key is to spend it on useless shit so when the budget rolls around, they can complain that they don’t have enough funding for their core mission. And they’ll save off the money they pissed away as “necessary upgrades to ensure the safety of the employees and residents.

      • juris imprudent

        Well, if they expand the core mission – say here by hiring more officers (that they otherwise can’t afford) – they create the automatic justification for funding renewal: you’re going to make us cut jobs.

      • Fourscore

        I long for Bill Clinton and a 100K additional cops on the street. Say, what ever happened to that proposal?

      • Pine_Tree

        Ninth paragraph: “President Obama has said that he would veto legislation to let him choose what to cut. That should tell us everything we need to know about the utter cynicism of this glib man.”

        Hey!

      • ron73440

        I was looking for that article, but thought Walter Williams wrote it.

        I always think of it when some politician threatens to furlough firemen and police as the first option in any kind of budget fight.

      • ron73440

        Just like running an ambulance service and building Benedict Arnold statues.

      • Pope Jimbo

        So our family moved to town in 1976 and every year since then the city would plow the streets and the sidewalks. With Dad’s passing, I was in charge of the house this winter.

        I got a call from a neighbor telling me that the city had gone around after the first snowfall and put a door hanger notice letting residents know that this year the city would not be plowing the sidewalks. It was the job of the resident to do that. If they failed to do so, the city would plow and charge an ungodly amount to do so. (Turns out that there was a city ordinance putting the onus for shoveling sidewalks on the book for years, but never enforced).

        I was grateful that the neighbor called because I would have never known about it otherwise. Any mail going to the house would have been forwarded to me, but a door hanger?

        The word on the street was that a new city operations manager had been hired and they had cut his budget. So the first thing he did was cancel sidewalk plowing.

        The mayor has since said in a city hall meeting that snow shoveling will come back and it was a bad idea in the first place. Of course the ops manager is still employed.

  10. rhywun

    Early. All day long.

  11. AlexinCT

    Get over yourselves, weirdos. Nobody cares anymore. Apparently not even in Freakville, USA.

    If my knee still allowed me to run, they would have to identify me as trinary cause of my 3 legs…..

  12. SDF-7

    Have to do the obligatory company survey today (been putting it off). Besides looking forward to the perpetual “Do you strongly agree that our company is doing the most to further human progress” or whatever bull crap that I can never agree to (I don’t work for SpaceX, after all… until the past couple of years I might have considered medical research companies to possibly be in that zone as well — but well, look how *that* turned out..), I’m seriously tempted if there’s a suitable open comment section to dig up some BLM corruption links and ask if they’re going to consider vetting organizations they push on their employees better from now on, as well as taking their “sensitivity training” cues from them.

    Of course, this is almost certainly Russian Roulette if an HR lackey bothers to actually read any comments (ha! and oh, no… I must be a Putin Propagandist! I said “Russian!”), but man oh man… am I tempted….

    • UnCivilServant

      This is one of many reasons I hope for a windfall of fuck you money. No one would read the epic rant, but it would be cathartic to unleash it and be impolitique with my responses to any follow-ups it might generate.

      • Festus

        I wouldn’t need a rant, just a GIF of me flipping them off double-handed.

      • Festus

        Pretty much.

      • Festus

        That’s so two weeks ago! Get with the cool kids, Man.

      • R.J.

        I would use a lot of my windfall to finish developing the ‘Conference Call Disruptor’ I built out on my old phone. It’s a sound board of toilet flushing, mumbled, garbled speech and dogs barking, etc … Then I would test it extensively on each call I attended until I was fired.

      • R.J.

        Then I would sit back and watch the app profits roll in.

    • Rat on a train

      Ah, no. I’m not filling out a survey that goes to HR unless I trust that it is anonymous. Based on the mandatory training I’ve had to take, I don’t trust them to take honest criticism.

      • AlexinCT

        HR exists to allow the company to put a real serious roadblock in the way of any employee that when abused decides to take that abuse to court for redress….

      • db

        Our company surveys are completely anonymous and untraceable.

        Except when employees compare the URLs in their survey e-mails, they’re all unique.

        hmmmm….

      • Rat on a train

        Our surveys ask for your department and level, which already narrows the possibilities. I don’t know of specific tracers, but you can only access the survey though the corporate VPN.

      • Sensei

        I always get follow up emails with “you haven’t completed your completely anonymous survey”.

        Right…

      • UnCivilServant

        Did you respond with “The fact that you know that tells me they’re not anonymous”?

    • Pope Jimbo

      I basically quit my current job because of our CTO’s asinine self-made survey. First off, he refuses to call it mandatory, but kept bugging anyone who didn’t fill it out. If it is mandatory just say so. If it isn’t, shut up.

      All the questions are very open ended and are all “How will you ensure that you work at maximum efficiency?” types of questions.

      You know what? I took this job and a pay cut because I didn’t want to do any leadership bullshit. Now you want me to document how to best run this fucking company?!? Grow some balls, tell us what is going to happen and earn that C-suite $$.

      The stupid survey and lack of leadership made me so mad that I responded to some of the emails I am always getting from recruiters. It was stunning how fast they all wanted to move and how much they were willing to pay.

      The company I am leaving will continue to roll along because they have a core group of Old Timers who have been there literally decades and will never leave. Their customers are govt. bureaucrats who really don’t care about results.

  13. cyto

    Journalism weirdness:

    The CNN headline about the prison break says “allegedly” assaulted prison guard…. the article itself does not use “allegedly”, just states it as a fact.

    Small difference, but you would think they would have some consistency.

    I notice this because the Depp V Heard trial includes the issue of authorship of a headline for an article. I know they have separate headline writers, and in the old days of print this was really important because you had to fit to the available space while simultaneously grabbing attention…

    But one would think they would have a process in place to circle back with the author just as a double check for accuracy.

    Journalism as it exists has very little in common with Journalism as I learned it.

    • Festus

      That was one of my dream jobs when I was a kid. Damn near the only thing that I’ve ever been good at was reading and putting a sentence together.

  14. Rebel Scum

    President Joe Biden will announce Friday that $10 billion from the American Rescue Plan has been committed to police departments and public safety across the U.S.

    Because the feds should be concerned with local policing.

    • Rat on a train

      People won’t shop in high-crime areas.

      • Festus

        Sure they will. That’s where the Meth is.

    • juris imprudent

      Holding them accountable for abuses because local/state govt doesn’t? Yeah, that would be a great role.

    • WTF

      I fail to find anything in the constitution that gives the feds any authority to have anything to do with policing on any level.
      Other than the magical FYTW clause, of course.
      You know, it’s just maybe possible that some of the hysteria over the leaked RvW ruling has to do with the reasoning that the constitution says nothing about abortion, so RvW is struck down. Perhaps some of the culprits are anticipating future rulings based on the actual text of the constitution as the words were understood when written.

      • juris imprudent

        anticipating future rulings based on the actual text

        Truly biblical consequences.

  15. Rebel Scum

    Hair loss is far more common among men than women, so using the term is “inherently related to sex”

    “Look at me. I’m logic-ing.”

    • Festus

      We need a Government Panel to address the scourge of MPB!

    • Tonio

      So we should call them “hair loss persons?”

      • AlexinCT

        [golf clap]

      • Gender Traitor

        “follicly divergent”

      • robodruid

        I thought it was follicly challenged.

      • Festus

        I just call it getting old but you be you.

      • Fourscore

        I thought you were my friend, Festus.

        Chronologically impaired maybe but not old

      • Rebel Scum

        Missed it by a hair.

  16. Sean

    Viva la Waffle!

    #waffle112 2/5

    ?????
    ?⭐?⬜?
    ?????
    ?⬜?⭐?
    ?????

    ? streak: 21
    ? #waffleelite
    wafflegame.net

  17. SDF-7

    “Par is 20” my butt… my par is apparently 25 — but at least I didn’t bust. Quordle threading root node here…

    Daily Quordle 109
    7️⃣6️⃣
    4️⃣8️⃣

    • rhywun

      I’m not buying that either. I’m no genius like some of you lot but I can’t 20 or under to save my skin.

      • AlexinCT

        Kim Jong Un has so far guessed the answer on the first try every time. Just like he played 18 holes and shot an 18…

    • Grumbletarian

      Daily Quordle 109
      5️⃣8️⃣
      7️⃣4️⃣

      24. Bleh.

    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 109
      4️⃣8️⃣
      7️⃣5️⃣

      Bleh.

    • ScoobaSteve

      Daily Quordle 109
      7️⃣5️⃣
      3️⃣8️⃣
      quordle.com

      23, not bad.

    • db

      There’s no way par is 20. There are only a few ways to get exactly a 20 and they involve a seed word hitting on the first guess, a second guess hitting, or at the very least a 3rd-guess hit. Without a 3rd-guess hit or better, it’s impossible to hit 20 exactly.

      • db

        6 X
        9 3

        BTW. I won’t spoil anything, but 2 50/50 guesses wrong ruins my game.

      • db

        Also btw, I did hit on guess 3 today, but it did little good for the other words.

    • MikeS

      According to Quordle’s Achievements page:

      Niner = win in 9 turns
      Par = win in 8
      Birdie = win in 7
      Eagle = win in 6
      Albatross = win in 5
      God Mode = win in 4

      • MikeS

        4️⃣6️⃣
        8️⃣5️⃣

      • UnCivilServant

        That’s odd. Do they not know the significance of an Albatross versus an Eagle?

      • kinnath

        Golf language. Double Eagle (Albatross) is 3 under par. So a 2 on a par 5 or a 1 on a par 4.

      • rhywun

        So par is as high as 26.

      • MikeS

        Yeah, seems a bit high. I think the Tundra Line is a decent Par.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, I was going to suggest 22 yesterday. I know I suck at this game and I’ve had a few under 22’s, a lot of 22’s, and an awful lot over 22.

      • one true athena

        Daily Quordle 109
        3️⃣6️⃣
        8️⃣4️⃣

        Well it’s a good score for me. So I’ll take it.

      • TARDis

        Blackjack!

    • Raven Nation

      Daily Quordle 109
      5️⃣6️⃣
      7️⃣4️⃣

    • kinnath

      Daily Quordle 109
      7️⃣6️⃣
      8️⃣4️⃣

      Mediocrity

    • TARDis

      Table for 1… in Chumptown.
      Daily Quordle 109
      4️⃣?
      8️⃣5️⃣
      quordle.com
      ⬜?⬜?? ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
      ?⬜??⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜?
      ?⬜??⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
      ????? ⬜?⬜⬜?
      ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜??
      ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ?⬜⬜⬜⬜
      ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜?⬜⬜
      ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ?⬜?⬜⬜
      ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜????

      ⬜⬜⬜⬜? ⬜?⬜?⬜
      ⬜?⬜⬜⬜ ?⬜?⬜?
      ⬜⬜⬜?⬜ ?⬜?⬜⬜
      ⬜⬜⬜?? ???⬜⬜
      ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ?????
      ??⬜?? ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
      ⬜???? ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
      ????? ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

    • whiz

      Daily Quordle 109
      4️⃣6️⃣
      7️⃣8️⃣
      quordle.com
      ⬜⬜⬜?? ⬜⬜?⬜⬜
      ??⬜⬜⬜ ??⬜⬜⬜
      ⬜???? ⬜?⬜⬜?
      ????? ⬜?⬜⬜?
      ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜????
      ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ?????

      ?⬜⬜?⬜ ⬜⬜?⬜?
      ?⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜?⬜⬜⬜
      ?⬜⬜?? ⬜??⬜⬜
      ⬜⬜⬜?? ???⬜⬜
      ⬜⬜⬜?? ⬜??⬜⬜
      ⬜⬜⬜?? ⬜??⬜⬜
      ????? ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
      ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ?????

    • grrizzly

      4️⃣6️⃣
      8️⃣5️⃣

    • Bobarian LMD

      Daily Quordle 109
      4️⃣5️⃣
      6️⃣3️⃣ == 18. Woot.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    A senior administration official said Biden wants to call on communities to use these funds “now” because “we are approaching another summer and want to stress the priority of using these dollars for public safety and violence prevention.”

    Going for the law and order vote?

    • juris imprudent

      Free law and order!

    • Festus

      Babies dying seems to be the hill that the Dems are willing to die upon.

      • WTF

        With RvW in jeopardy, Moloch needs other sources of sacrifice.

      • AlexinCT

        You forget that most leftists don’t have kids. In fact, this reaction doesn’t surprise me at all. Conservatives have babies. Leftists have a plethora of reasons to not. So when babies are starving it’s the enemy that suffers in their mind. That baby formula was not sent to help illegal immigrants that team blue intends to coopt to deal with the current loss of voting dependents the party currently faces.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Journalism as it exists has very little in common with Journalism as I learned it.

    Are you now, or have you ever been, a wisecracking, chainsmoking drunkard?

    • Festus

      Uh… Yes!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Still?

      • Festus

        You know me Bob. I ain’t never gonna stop.

    • UnCivilServant

      I’ve never smoked, and I’ve only gone as far as moderation in drink. But I have been known to crack wise.

  20. Rebel Scum

    I noticed recently that there seems to be a Brandon Branding Bureau. Wtf do these cuntes think Trump/MAGA will do with “Ultra MAGA” and “The Great MAGA King”? It will be embraced.

    • waffles

      It’s the weird evolution of first trying to never mention him/them by name. Now they have to and we get this.

    • SDF-7

      I’m holding out for the Galactic Mega MAGA Zord, myself.

      • juris imprudent

        Mega is reserved for city use – mega-cities. Trump doesn’t do well in urban markets.

      • AlexinCT

        So no Ultra-Maga-cities?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Ultra-MAGA was a gift from Heaven to Donny-Two-Scoops. He’ll adopt and weaponize that in no time.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Some of the YouTube Trumpers had Ultra MAGA merch available an hour after it passed the moron in chief’s lips.

    • Sean

      *proudly deplorable*

      • Festus

        *quietly one of you*

    • Fatty Bolger

      I’ve already seen a lot of his supporters doing that with “Ultra MAGA.” They love it.

    • MikeS

      After Absorbing All His Haters’ Powers, Trump Evolves Into Ultra MAGA Man

      Analysts say the Ultra Maga form of Trump may be completely invulnerable. Powers include the ability to trash his foes, remain as president forever, and stare directly into the sun without his eyesight being harmed. Ultra Maga Man can continue growing in power, too, as he absorbs the power of anyone he kills or dunks on via the internet.

  21. juris imprudent

    I’m betting the Army has no problem shrinking the next few years. I can’t see recruitment even getting close to targets. BTW – does anyone notice anything a bit odd about the picture?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      No rainbow flags?

    • rhywun

      Waldo ain’t there.

    • AlexinCT

      Those uniforms don’t hack it?

      • Rat on a train

        Better than the old pickle suits.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Shrink it. The less capacity the Army has, the more resistance there will be to using it.

      • AlexinCT

        Never ending wars are lucrative ways of funneling tax payer lucre to connected entities. If the Army is to small and lots of people die, the people in charge can always use that as an excuse to justify growing it so they can make bank again over time…. Fucking around with military capability, readiness and size will not solve the problem that the civilian leadership is always motivated by fucking evil reasons for never ending wars.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        We already spend as much as the rest of the world combined.

        Shrink it, bring it home. Hang most of the assholes in the State Department and CIA. We’ll be much safer.

      • AlexinCT

        That last part might actually start making a difference, but doesn’t go far enough to really stop the practice. There are several other 3 letter agencies and a several other buildings full of assholes in D.C. that should also be part of that purge.

    • Rat on a train

      The guy in the second row with no medals? He should have at least a NDSM

    • Gender Traitor

      No chicks?

      • AlexinCT

        Damn, you gave him what he wanted…

      • UnCivilServant

        Child soldiers are such a tragedy.

      • AlexinCT

        NOYCE!

      • PieInTheSky

        DO not assume their genders unless you asked each and every one their preferred pronouns

    • Rebel Scum

      Jake Gyllenhaal joined the army?

      • Rebel Scum

        Seriously…first row, third up.

    • kbolino

      The degree to which everything is transparently fake sometimes astounds me.

      Biggest geopolitical issue (allegedly): Russian aggression

      Solution: Downsize the military

      • AlexinCT

        As we develop more tech large standing armies become less viable or needed. When you needed thousands of guns, aircraft, tanks, and so on, with unguided munition to be able to achieve objectives, numbers mattered. When you have precision capabilities that allow a few to achieve what in the past took regiments to do, you can afford to shrink. Especially when that frees money for more modern hardware that requires fewer people to keep in the fight. Unfortunately, while you can shrink the size of forces that would be involved in combat, you still will need large navies, air forces, and in the coming age, space forces, to give them the cover they need to do things.

        One good thing however that comes from small armies is the problem of trying to do nation building. While I believe the cowardly evil fuckers that send young people to be killed & maimed in never ending wars, all so they can make bank, won’t go away, smaller fighting forces will make the ability to sell these wars to the public will become harder.

      • kbolino

        I beg to differ.

        Massive armies only came into being with industrialization. Before guns and factories, armies consisted of skilled men who trained regularly. Peasant levies, while not unheard of, were not considered reliable and were of little value on the battlefield, except to inflate the apparent size of an army to the enemy’s scouts.

      • AlexinCT

        Massive armies came into being because of industrialism, yes. And you needed massive armies because the weaponry was inaccurate requiring massive numbers to accomplish things and the cost of that hardware was not insanely high. You needed fleet of bombers dropping hundreds of thousands of tons of dumb bombs to hit a target in WWII and massive armies to fight the enemy’s massive armies. In Vietnam that dropped by orders of magnitude but still required insane numbers. Then came the Gulf. And so on. Technology (and not just its capabilities but its costs) have made million man armies obsolete and just cannon fodder (see North Korea).

      • SDF-7

        I think that argument is the jeune ecole flavor for land warfare. We keep hearing variants of it — strategic bombing will break civilians’ will, smart bombing will make it where we barely need to send in troops — but it always, always comes down to boots on the ground in the mud and the blood as they say.

        Discouraging nation building, no arguments — that’s all good to me. Discouraging being world police, even better. But I don’t buy into the “modern weapons make it where we don’t need as much infantry!”.

        But I never served, am a complete armchair theorist and am more of a navy history guy anyway — so just take it for what it’s worth (this opinion and $10 will get you a Starbucks these days…)

      • AlexinCT

        Discouraging being world police, even better. But I don’t buy into the “modern weapons make it where we don’t need as much infantry!”.

        You need massive number of infantry if you are trying to hold hostile ground unless you can have technology force multiply each infantry man’s capability. That large manpower need comes with nation building for sure, even when you can rely on tech to force multiply, so realizing that strategy of nation building is a loser, is behind the realization you don’t need all those troops.

        If we are going to fight wars, we need to blow everything up, killing as many people as possible in the process, to break the enemy’s morale, then go home. In today’s world we would not use the old tactics of looting the defeated and banging their women like armies did in the past.

      • R.J.

        STEVE SMITH HARDEST HIT

      • juris imprudent

        strategy of nation building is a loser

        But, but, but Germany and Japan!!!

    • Rat on a train

      They are marching in the opposite direction of a normal pass in review?

      • juris imprudent

        Close – are they marching (which would normally mean looking forward) or are they “eyes left” (which I suppose would be the opposite direction)?

      • Rat on a train

        A normal pass in review is from the left to right of the reviewing officer. The first soldier on the reviewing side looks forward to help maintain formation by seeing what is ahead. All the other soldiers look toward the reviewer. There are commands “eyes, right/left” and “ready, front”.

      • juris imprudent

        And this lot? They’re all looking all over, or so it appears to me. Military precision!

      • Gustave Lytton

        I’m guessing drill practice. It’s too slack for Old Guard in a real parade.

      • juris imprudent

        I sorta imagine some Sgt Major screaming his eyes bloody if that was practice.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    It’s the narrative, Stupid

    The White House has sought to compare its policies to those of a possible GOP administration in an effort at self-defense.

    It’s not the greatest option, but politically, it might be the best bet Biden has while the Fed raises rates and the country hopes for a break on rising household costs.

    “We’re in a period now where this is much more of a narrative battle than a policy battle,” said Bill Galston, chair of the Brookings Institution’s governance studies program and a former domestic policy aide to then-President Clinton.

    “The sad fact is that, aside from actions by the Federal Reserve board, there is relatively little that policy can do in the short term to affect the inflation numbers very much,” he added.

    ——-

    Both Biden and Powell voiced confidence last year that inflation would cool as the pandemic faded and businesses worked through labor and supply shortages. They also resisted pulling back on economic support last year as the economy improved, fearing another wave of COVID-19 could upend progress.

    While many economists agreed with Biden and Powell, other policymakers, investors and economic officials warned the combined fiscal and monetary stimulus would push the economy over the edge. Former Treasury Secretary Larry Summers, who was passed over by former President Obama to lead the Fed in 2014, was among the fiercest critics of both the White House and Fed’s patience in the face of inflation.

    Most economists now agree Summers and other critics were right to fear the impact of additional stimulus from Biden’s American Rescue Plan—the $1.9 trillion stimulus bill signed in March 2021—and the Fed’s resistance to raising interest rates sooner. But neither Biden’s critics nor supporters anticipated a year ago how long COVID-related lockdowns would snarl supply lines in China or how the outbreak of the war in Ukraine would severely restrict the supply of oil, natural gas, food and other essential commodities.

    Just keep throwing gasoline on the fire. That will put it out.

    • rhywun

      To be fair, the GOP would be spending like drunken sailors too.

      • kbolino

        The GOP has no competing theory of governance. They are just disaffected Democrats. The lifelong country club Republican is mostly a thing of the past (not that they were so great either). They fundamentally can’t offer a real alternative because they don’t see themselves as a real alternative. “We’re just normal people from 10 years ago” is both true and pathetic. The country was full of such people 10 years ago, and yet we still ended up where we are today.

    • Grumbletarian

      “Yes, our administration might be a cluster fuck in a dumpster fire, but they’d be so much worse!!!”

    • Rebel Scum

      We’re in a period now where this is much more of a narrative battle than a policy battle

      The Soviet Union had this problem.

  23. Rebel Scum

    History be muh-racisms y’all.

    The op-ed, written by a senior currently attending George Washington University, is 800 or so words of the usual-usual, shockingly ignorant moral preening we’ve come to expect from the Woke McCarthyites. So let me sum it up: This university is racist, and George Washington was racist, and while I didn’t find this offensive enough to pass up attending school here, harrumph, harrumph, harrumph, half-truth, half-truth, half-truth, I’m so virtuous, I’m so virtuous, I’m so virtuous…

    This crybaby loon also wants Winston Churchill blacklisted from the campus:

    The controversial Winston Churchill Library must go. The university’s contentious colonial moniker must go. Even the university’s name, mascot and motto — “Hail Thee George Washington”— must be replaced. The hypocrisy of GW in not addressing these issues is an example of how Black voices and Black grievances go ignored and highlights the importance of strong Black leadership.

    They keep using that word…And believe Washington had blacks under his command. But there is no need for historical nuance and context. All that matters is my ignorance and delicate sensibilities.

    • kbolino

      They are going to discover before too long that skinsuiting worked best when it was subtle and slow. Speeding it up and making it very open tends to nuke the credibility of the skinsuited institution.

    • juris imprudent

      Rescind his degree and give him his money back.

  24. Certified Public Asshat

    If you're against universal health care, are you really pro-life?— Robert Reich (@RBReich) May 12, 2022

    If you’re pro universal health care, why aren’t you a doctor?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Ask the NHS.

    • AlexinCT

      So the argument is that people that understand giving government the power of healthcare would lead to them using it as a weapon (see the Kung Flu experience for numerous examples proving this) can’t claim to be pro-life? It is really insulting that this moron is trying to make the argument that to be pro-life, you need to be stupid enough to think government can never do wrong…

      • kbolino

        There is no such thing as logical consistency here. These are the same people who will trot out 1960s talking points about abortion after spending years deconstructing all of the definitions and material conditions that underlaid those talking points.

    • kbolino

      We have had “universal health care” since 1965.

    • WTF

      We already have universal healthcare; it’s available to everyone.

      • kbolino

        Great minds, yadda yadda.

        IIRC it was Viking1865 who pointed out that, to the progressives, it is perpetually 1890. No matter how much the federal and state governments are expanded, no matter how much is spent on “social welfare”, no matter how oppressive the regulatory apparatus becomes, we never left the Gilded Age.

      • rhywun

        I’ve gone with “they think it’s always 1950” a few times.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Everywhere is Selma, Alabama.

      • juris imprudent

        Funny thing is the 1950s is their golden age of taxation and income distribution. They never associate that with the consequences of the war that had preceded it or the general social policy of the time.

    • PieInTheSky

      people try really hard to misunderstand the difference between negative and positive or act as if it is the same

      • kbolino

        Cribbing from elsewhere, “the woke are more correct than the mainstream”.

        The state cannot shirk responsibility for the foreseeable outcomes of its actions, even if those “actions” are merely allowances, without also shirking its sovereignty.

        The bigger problem here is not what Reich pretends not to understand, it’s that Reich is a liar who suffers no consequences for lying.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yeah this: he’s not so much stupid as he is lying.

      • PieInTheSky

        that is kind of what I mean by try really hard to misunderstand…

      • juris imprudent

        Any more who suffers any consequences for lying?

        Relevant.

        We need to return to the time-honored practice of dueling. If some scumbag like Adam Schiff fabricates a scheme to destroy one’s personal reputation, he can either retract his lies or defend them on the field of honor at 20 paces.

      • kbolino

        For the most part, it seems no one does. But what consequences remain are, as always, unevenly enforced.

      • R C Dean

        Back in the day, the muzzle loading pistol was fabulously inaccurate – the fancy matched dueling sets were probably the best handguns you could get. The odds of getting hit/missing were much different than today. With modern handguns, what would be an appropriate distance for a duel?

      • Animal

        We could still restrict it to the traditional dueling pistol. A single-barrel flintlock muzzleloading pistol, made with modern steels and modern machining techniques, with even half-way decent sights, would be a damn sight more accurate than a hand-made gun put together back in the day.

      • R C Dean

        It’s the accuracy that makes me wonder if we shouldn’t stretch the range. Dueling with a semi-automatic would be even more lunatic than dueling with a single shot.

      • juris imprudent

        We could combine Russian Roulette with dueling – one round, spin the chambers, walk your 20 paces.

    • Grumbletarian

      Charlie Gard was unavailable for rebuttal.

    • SDF-7

      *coughs politely — points up the page at Sloopy’s links*

      • AlexinCT

        You ever hear of the double tap?

      • R C Dean

        Well, I’ll be damned. The blue typeface is actually a link to a different website/story. Who knew?

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Meanwhile, back in the Land of Enlightenment

    After hearing hours of heated debate, the California Coastal Commission voted against a controversial plan by the company Poseidon Water to build a huge desalination plant in Huntington Beach.

    Despite worsening drought and repeated calls from Gov. Gavin Newsom to tap the Pacific Ocean as a source of drinking water, commissioners voted unanimously against the plan Thursday night. The decision, which was recommended by the commission‘s staff, may end the company’s plans for the $1.4-billion plant.

    In denying Poseidon a permit, the commission demonstrated its independence from the Newsom administration and also sent the message that high costs, vocal opposition and hazards such as sea-level rise can present major hurdles for large desalination plants on the California coast.

    ——-

    Activists, who called the proposal a boondoggle that would privatize water infrastructure for profit, said the decision was a victory for fact-based regulation over politics.

    The project was first proposed more than two decades ago, and the long-running fight has encompassed a list of contentious issues. They include the proposed plant’s effects on marine life, its vulnerability to sea-level rise and the company’s heavy political lobbying.

    Before casting her vote, Vice Chair Caryl Hart said the project raised many concerns.

    “This desal proposal is privatization of water. It provides a large private profit,” Hart said. She agreed with the agency’s staff and said the site is the wrong place to build a plant, partly because it would be atop an earthquake fault.

    No justice, no water.

    If only California would just dry up and blow away.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Got Thirst?

    • PieInTheSky

      Oh no not profit anything but profit

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      This desal proposal is privatization of water. It provides a large private profit

      God forbid people would have enough water and there’s a profit involved. Far better that they pay far more for much less and there be no profit.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Like many states Cali is ruined by its cities. If you look at an electoral map it’s blotches of blue in a lake of red.

      • juris imprudent

        Split the state lengthwise, right along I-5. Yes I know, Sacramento falls in the latter section, but eliminate all the morons there from the western slice and it might be tolerable.

      • Gustave Lytton

        The wogs start at CalaisRed Bluff.

    • WTF

      It’s hard to imagine people could be so stupid as to vote for a water shortage in the middle of a drought, but there you go

      • juris imprudent

        The Coastal Commission is so independent it can cut off its nose to spite its face.

      • Animal

        They’re getting the government they want, good and hard.

    • Rat on a train

      Proposed Southern California Desalination Plant Could Do More Harm Than Good

      The plant stands to harm low-income and tribal communities as well as communities of color by making drinking water less affordable and ultimately violating their human right to water, according to Corey Brown, an attorney at Resources Legacy Fund.

      The derp is strong.

      • WTF

        Increasing supply causes increased prices? Who knew?!

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        We will make water more affordable by restricting supply. That’s what we call fact based regulation.

    • waffles

      I’ve long thought Eurovision is the last remaining European institution of any value.

    • Rat on a train

      So bad it isn’t available in my country.

      • PieInTheSky

        WRS – Llámame if that helps

      • Rat on a train

        Is it as bad as My Lovely Horse?

    • R.J.

      Waaah! I need a VPN so I can view.

    • PieInTheSky

      WRS is pronounced Urs, bear in Romanian

    • Rat on a train

      WTF, Australia is in Eurovision?

  26. Rebel Scum

    Just gonna have to tough it out.

    Abbott warns it will take TEN WEEKS to get baby formula products on shelves when FDA finally allows its biggest factory to reopen as crisis for parents across US trying to feed their kids deepens

    Things like this lend credence to the “they want to kill the babies and reduce the population” stuff you get from AJ.

    • Rat on a train

      Going by CDC math that is 10 years.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The callousness of bureaucracy knows no bounds. You can’t feed your baby? Well, tough shit.

      • Sensei

        Safety first!

      • The Other Kevin

        I don’t care how many babies die, if it saves just one baby it’s worth it.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        It wouldn’t be a problem if you had an electric baby.

    • R C Dean

      Also of interest:

      The FDA has been destroying shipments of baby formula at border crossings. Because they don’t like the labels.

      • juris imprudent

        Thank heavens our FDA is saving us from inferior European baby formula!

    • Not Adahn

      Abbott warns it will take TEN WEEKS to get baby formula products on shelves

      Damn that TX governor!

  27. PieInTheSky

    A violent “death match” wrestling event which was staged in front of families is being investigated by police.

    The show at the Conservative Club in Seaham, County Durham, on 29 April saw blood-soaked performers attack each other with a garden strimmer and glass.

    The Colliery Championship Wrestling (CCW) event did not advertise it would be a so-called death match and had offered discounted family tickets.

    James Barrass of CCW apologised but said the audience had enjoyed it.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-tyne-61412523

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Commissioner Dayna Bochco said that she agreed with the staff’s findings and that the effects on marine life would be “an incredible amount of destruction.”

    Meagan Harmon, one of the governor’s appointees on the commission, said the project would have a “disproportionate impact on the most vulnerable.”

    “I wish that I didn’t have to take this vote. I’m not opposed to desalination,” Harmon said.

    Just not in my back yard.

  29. PieInTheSky

    YSL Faces The Music
    Young Thug, Gunna, Yak Gotti, Lil Duke, Slimelife Shawty and more get rolled up in a 56-count indictment of gang crimes, including murder.

    https://theatlantaobjective.substack.com/p/ysl-faces-the-music

    The media today will likely focus on the height of Jeffrey Lamar Williams’ fall, and will spend most of their time talking about how Young Thug co-wrote the hit song “This is America” for Donald Glover and won a Grammy for it, or his growing mainstream appeal — he was on Saturday Night Live last year! — or his multiple number one records.

    For the purposes of looking at why Atlanta’s homicide rate has exploded over the last two years, however, I’m looking at where the Fulton County gang and racketeering case places him: in the middle of the murder that set everything else off.

    The 88-page indictment of Williams and 27 other co-defendants alleged to be members of the YSL street gang alleges that Young Thug himself rented the car used in a drive-by that killed Donovan “Peanut” Thomas in front of a Castleberry Hill barbershop in 2015. That murder split the city into two camps — YFN vs. YSL — which have been waging war against one another ever since.

    It’s never been clear why Thug would have been involved. This indictment is the first public attempt at explaining it.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      At least they don’t seem to be trying to hide the fact that they’re murderous (not convicted but with nicknames like that…come on) sacks of shit.

    • Gender Traitor

      YSL Faces The Music

      Yves Saint Laurent??

    • rhywun

      It’s never been clear why Thug would have been involved.

      Um…

      They should have gone NYT style guide. “Mr. Thug”.

  30. PieInTheSky

    Well I lost 60$ in terra… oh well

    • PieInTheSky

      In Luna actually same difference

  31. The Late P Brooks

    The callousness of bureaucracy knows no bounds. You can’t feed your baby? Well, tough shit.

    How did humanity survive with no FDA to keep us safe from “inferior” yet somehow better than no-food-at-all products?

    • juris imprudent

      Why sweat the baby formula when SoCal is going to deny itself water (courtesy of a callous bureaucratic commission).

    • R.J.

      That was great and much needed. Thanks, Pope Jimbo!

    • Sensei

      Yup. Thanks.

  32. Sensei

    This is too good not to share. I’m willing to bet our Swiss friend knows more, but isn’t able to discuss it. I, OTH, am outside the P&C industry, but still have a few friends.

    You may have read that the FL condo collapse just settled for almost $1bn. I couldn’t figure out where they got such high insurance limits. I just got the answer.

    AIG, Chubb, Axa XL, Zurich among insurers in giant Securitas FL condo collapse settlement

    Partially paywalled (including me). The backstory is that global security firm Securitas AB had a $500m global cover. They provided the rent a cop for the condo. Plaintiff attorneys found this employee and asked questions. After this my best understanding is that the rent a cop heard and/or noticed signs of the impending structure collapse with enough time to have taken some kinds of action. However, Securitas AB, up to this point had not training for its security to recognize building safety issues and resident evacuations. Hence the $500m settlement. Unreal…

    I’m assuming that new rent a cops now in addition web based training for sexual harassment will be taking 30 minute lessons on when to call the fire department and how to evacuate residents. So unlike Supreme Court nominees private security can’t respond to questions like this with “I’m not a structural engineer” when asked about building safety.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      JFC

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s shit like this that makes me want to just say fuck it and walk away. You work your ass off only to get raped sideways when you’re tangentially involved in an incident.

    • kbolino

      Sympathetic plaintiff and deep-pocketed defendant strikes again.

    • db

      That’s incredible.

      In related news, that dude who took his manual transmission vehicle in for an oil change who’s being sued for the death of a mechanic when an assistant who couldn’t drive stick put it in the wrong gear and mishandled the clutch crushed him against the wall…he’s fucked.

      • Sensei

        Really it’s his carrier. It won’t go to trial and not much chance of personal loss. It’s why insurance costs what it does.

        Still if it was me I’d be both pissed and stressed until the claim settled as it isn’t 100% certain.

      • R.J.

        The car owner will still end up with higher insurance rates out of this. And he was in no way responsible for this accident.

      • Sensei

        I don’t believe that’s an “at fault” accident. But I’m much less up on personal lines. And it also varies by state.

        In the aggregate it will affect the rates the carrier charges.

      • Timeloose

        JFC, are we trying to make more Killdozers in this country. Why don’t they sue Borg Warner for making the transmission so hard to use or the OEM.

        By the way DB you sent me down a rat hole yesterday or the day before with the Inter Planet Janet mention. By the way did you ever hear MOAM’s version of the song?

        I re-discover long dormant memories of Time for Timer and the Bod Squad. Ho can I still remember all of the words to the songs of something I haven’t heard in 45 years. The young brain is something else.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJPmJaPBQaw
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb_q9B3NpOY

      • db

        I have never heard MOAM’s version, I’ll look it up!

        I always liked “Timer”

      • db

        Found a recording of it on youtube, but the vocals are pretty muddy. I’ll keep looking.

    • R C Dean

      However, Securitas AB, up to this point had not training for its security to recognize building safety issues and resident evacuations.

      They agreed to pony up $500MM on that claim? Policy limits? Even if it was a strong claim why they hell wouldn’t they go to trial – they couldn’t do any worse (literally, limits are limits). And this is not a strong claim – the idea that a security company owes a duty to identify structural issues and evacuate the entire building boggles the mind. This doesn’t make any sense at all to me, and I run a captive insurance company and work claims routinely.

      • db

        and I run a captive insurance company and work claims routinely.

        Fuck off, Slaver!

      • Sensei

        Me neither!

        Unfortunately, I’m not plugged in like I used to be, but that’s the rumor on the street best I can get at it. It could be completely off, but stepping back. Why would a security firm be responsible for a structure collapse?

      • juris imprudent

        ???

        Oh my.

  33. Rebel Scum

    Something something constitutional norms.

    Congressman David Cicilline has signed onto a bill that would expand the size of the U.S. Supreme Court, becoming the first member of Rhode Island’s congressional delegation to back the idea.

    “Faith in the court is ruined when I don’t get my way.” So sayeth the left, so sayeth we all.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      RI has been making a run for the title of “Shittiest State” as of late.

    • db

      There is a mild flaw in that plan…even if the bill became law, it likely wouldn’t happen in time for any confirmations of new Justices, even assuming the Biden admin would have them lined up ready to go (which they would), before the next Congress is seated, and likely the existing Senate wouldn’t confirm any anyway.

      • Grumbletarian

        Oh, that would be hilarious. Then in 2024 DeSantis gets to nominate four justices and you’re at a 11-3 conservative majority in SCOTUS. The shrieking would knock the moon out of orbit.

  34. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloop!

    The Wild got extremely unlucky getting the Blues in the first round. But them’s the breaks.

    I suspect that there are way more than 5% bullshit accounts. It sure is gonna be fun to watch as more layers are peeled back.

    Both great songs. Their first record still holds up nicely. Spotify helpfully told me that Rio is turning 40. Fuck I’m old.

    • The Other Kevin

      I’ve watched a few games lately, and it’s been a lot of fun.

      It will be interesting to see what Fleury does next.

    • Translucent Chum

      The Flower trade went from a 1st to a 2nd round pick. Silver lining I guess.

    • rhywun

      I hope Crosby is still injured.

      Cuz that’s the only way the Rangers are going to get out of dodge tonight. Well, that, or stop playing like shit.

  35. Festus

    Ha! Judi hung a Canadian Flag out front. It’s a symbol of hatred now, don’t you know. Flying the maple leaf is just as frowned upon as the Stars and Bars. I want the old Union Jack back.

  36. Not Adahn

    NPR had an odd segment on he death of Randy Weaver. Yes, their main points were about how horrible the event was because it lead to the creation of right-wing extremists and that he was responsible for the Murrah building bombing. But they also included details they didn’t need to (like the fact that he “skipped” his court date because he was told the incorrect date, that he was acquitted of all charges, that is son and wife were killed and they even used syntax to suggest that the illegal arms charge that he was acquitted of was because he refused to be an informant.) I wonder why they’re suggesting that the feebs might not be omniscient paragons of morality.

    • Festus

      Maybe they are coming around or more likely laying smoke for when one of the crazies snipes Kavanaugh.

    • juris imprudent

      He’s the old used-up threat, and being dead helps. NPR will be hyping up the new right-wing terrorification – suburban, white parents.

  37. Festus

    Any one notice weird side effects from the vaccines? My nose runs constantly since the second jab. Like a tap. Looking back, I should have told them to go fuck xerselves.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      “I should have told them to go fuck xerselves.”
      I told you so…..

      • Festus

        I have a pair of dead man’s Vans. Pretty comfy.

      • Timeloose

        Sounds like the name of my Lo-Fi skate punk band.

      • Gender Traitor

        skate punk

        I thought disco was always more popular at the roller rink. (I will refrain from linking anything from Xanadu. You’re welcome.)

      • Festus

        I met my first wife at the roller rink. I was smited.

      • juris imprudent

        And she brought you back from the dead?

      • Timeloose

        I was raised on Motown, disco, and Franky Valli and the four seasons in the skating rink.

    • Pope Jimbo

      My nose runs constantly since the second jab

      Wait till you get the booster right cross. That might even break your nose.

      • Festus

        I’ll starve first. Euthanasia is a real thing up here. If I want to check out, that’ll be my choice. Looking more likely lately.

      • C. Anacreon

        Perhaps you were just built upside down, and your nose runs while your feet smell.

  38. Scruffy Nerfherder

    $10 for a 1-1/2 cuft bag of potting soil at Lowes.

    • Tulip

      What? Not what I paid two months ago.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Narrative uber alles

    One tragic fact about the nearly 1 million people who died of COVID-19 in the U.S. is that a huge share of them didn’t have to.

    In Tennessee, 11,047 of the people who died could have survived if everyone in the state had gotten vaccinated. In Ohio, that number is 15,875. Nationally it’s nearly 319,000, according a new estimate.

    These figures come from an analysis released Friday by researchers at Brown University and Microsoft AI Health — shared exclusively with NPR — that estimates the portion of vaccine-preventable deaths in each state since COVID-19 vaccines became available at the start of 2021.

    According to my model, personal autonomy should be banned.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      11,0476, not 11,046 or 11,048

      How do I know you’re full of shit?

    • kbolino

      GIGO

      Also, how long were these lives supposedly prolonged? Twenty years is one thing, twenty days is another.

    • Rebel Scum

      the nearly 1 million people who died of COVID-19 in the U.S,

      Except that number is wildly inflated.

      could have survived if everyone in the state had gotten vaccinated.

      Show your work.

      • WTF

        The model that I programed to say that, said that! Q.E.D.!

    • R C Dean

      the nearly 1 million people who died of COVID-19

      Note the stolen base. There is no data on how many people died of COVID, only how many died with COVID.

  40. pistoffnick

    Talk about getting catfished!
    It turns out I was chasing a wriggling worm on a dating site.

    A few days ago I swiped right on “Diane”. She is stunningly beautiful, waaay out of my league, but what the hell – it’s all about taking chances, right? She likes going to concerts, long walks on the beach, holding hands, snuggling on the couch while watching sappy movies…you know, the usual. And that picture of her in a Hooters uniform was intriguing.

    I checked her profile again today – she updated it to say that she is 33 months into a M–>F transition.

    FML.

    Be careful out there, single fellas.

    • Sean

      Well…that might move her into your league. Just sayin.

      • juris imprudent

        Ow! That hurt even my balls.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I’m not sure what the problem is Nick?

      Given your predilection for kimchi, could it be that you don’t like new pussy smell and want it to be older and smell more broken in?

      • pistoffnick

        I prefer them just like they came from the factory. This bolting on of parts and removal of other parts, not my thing.

      • AlexinCT

        Next you are going to tell me that anyone that puts a $2K racing spoiler and buys $4k in rims and pimped tires for their 2000 Honda civic to make it bitchen are crazy….

      • AlexinCT

        Eeeuuuwwww…

      • Pope Jimbo

        You are thinking of the preferences of Montanans, Scots and Kiwis.

    • UnCivilServant

      I wager a few dates went sideways when that detail came out. Hence the new admission.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Too bad she doesn’t like Pina Coladas.

    • Festus

      Sorry, Man. The bars are open again. That’s hilarious and yet so very sad. You’ll find her eventually.

    • AlexinCT

      You are transphobic then for not wanting to bang a dude with tits…

      • Fatty Bolger

        Crazy that some idiots actually believe that.

      • R C Dean

        Crazy that some idiots actually believe there is something wrong with that.

    • The Other Kevin

      Bummer, I was looking forward to you introducing me to xer at my hockey tournament.

      • Pope Jimbo

        You would have gotten totes confused by all the high sticking in the crease.

      • juris imprudent

        Gotta love those hockey euphemisms.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Don’t gotta love that the trans-goalie only changes xer pads every three periods.

    • Sensei

      Well on the plus side…

      Elaine: Being a woman, I only really have access to the equipment, what, 30-45 minutes a week, and that’s on a good week. How can I be expected to have the same expertise as people who own this equipment and have access to it 24 hours a day their entire lives?

      • Festus

        Don’t rub it in! It’s obviously a sore spot and nobody needs to cry over a stupid game!

  41. Raven Nation

    “Spuds thumped Arse-nal”

    I know refereeing is somewhat subjective, but I’m not sure what Arteta is complaining about. Both the penalty and the red card seemed reasonable calls.

  42. Sensei

    I’m not surprised that there are military rule of thumb just like business. Similar to business I’m always interested how the rules started, but usually it isn’t completely clear. McKinsey for business and Rand for the military…

    How a Simple Ratio Came to Influence Military Strategy

    The war in Ukraine has brought renewed interest in force ratios. Other ratios in military doctrine include the numbers needed to defeat unprepared defenders, resist counterinsurgencies or counterattack flanks. Though they sound like rules of thumb for a board game like Risk, the ratios have been taught to generations of both American and Soviet and then Russian tacticians, and provide intuitive support for the idea Ukraine was extremely vulnerable.

    • juris imprudent

      It must’ve not been taught to the D-Day planners, because they didn’t have numerical or position superiority coming ashore.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Are you sure? According to what I’ve seen, the Allied forces outnumbered defenders by 3:1. Plus overwhelming naval and air support. (Obviously Germany had vastly superior defensive positioning.)

      • juris imprudent

        The forces ultimately committed, okay, but it isn’t like they all came ashore at once.

  43. Pope Jimbo

    Any Glib who has a heart condition should take their medicine and sit down before reading this story about a Minnesoda BLM grifter. The shock that their is grifting going on in this establishment might be too much for them.

    Good story about a local woman who has been peddling a story about St. Paul cops beating her boyfriend to death and then tossing him into the trash being completely full of shit. The story provides video documentation of the boyfriend being an all-round asshole who jumped into a dumpster to hide from cops and then later getting trash compacted.

    Even more interesting is how the politicians have used this liar as a prop at numerous legislative committee hearings. They all knew she was full of shit, but went ahead and let her testify unchallenged.

    • AlexinCT

      Are you demanding grifters not tell blatant lies to peddle their grifts, your holiness? Cause you are not understanding the whole grifting thing if you are demanding that…

    • R C Dean

      the boyfriend being an all-round asshole who jumped into a dumpster to hide from cops and then later getting trash compacted

      Am I a bad person because I laughed?

  44. Pope Jimbo

    Sorry, one more too local story. There is absolutely no evidence of voter fraud in the 2020 elections!!!!

    Last year Mohamed testified before a grand jury conducting in an ongoing federal investigation of Minnesota’s system of “agent delivery” of absentee ballots He was convicted this week on two counts of lying to the grand jury about his work delivering absentee ballots in Minnesota’s 2020 primary. It took the jury all of 40 minutes to reach a verdict, though they probably spent the first 30 minutes electing a foreman.

    I’m going to go out on a limb and say that Mr. Mohammed was assisting the campaign of his brother-in-law, state senator Omar Fateh. Mohammed was a volunteer for Fateh’s campaign and Fateh himself had repeatedly refused to acknowledge the family relationship until the jury found Mohammed guilty. (Mohamed is also the brother of DFL-endorsed state senate candidate Zaynab Mohamed.)

    I wonder if our Somali immigrants would have been as successful if they had come here during a period where the Swamp wasn’t running full bore? They have taken to grifting the govt pork machine like ducks to water.

    Oh yeah, the story also brings up yet another Somali being convicted of voter fraud. So definitely never ever happens.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    A lot of money and energy was invested in the logistics of the rollout – the supply side of the equation. Much less was invested in encouraging vaccine demand, she says.

    “We did not start early on with information campaigns about why vaccines are important – what do they do for us?” she says. “We underestimated dramatically the investment it would take to get people familiarized with vaccines because, by and large, we haven’t had a deadly disease like this, so people have become estranged from the important impact of vaccination.”

    Why don’t people just burst into flames when they say stuff like this?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Much less was invested in encouraging vaccine demand

      Demonstrably, completely, totally unfuckingtrue. They’re still burning through that massive pile of money, hence all the billboards, the TV ads, the constant barrage of vaccine pushers. They even weaponized the CARES Act funds to force vaccination on college students by making the promotion and requirement of them a precondition for taking the money.

      • R C Dean

        Also, ramping up demand that you can’t supply because you have no logistics seems pretty pointless.

    • Rebel Scum

      we haven’t had a deadly disease like this

      We have several that we use real vaccines for. This is not a serious person.

    • wdalasio

      I don’t know. There might actually be some truth to what she’s saying. Here’s what I remember. Vaccination rates grew pretty damned steadily for the first five months or so. Then, they realized they weren’t going to meet the silly artificial goalpost they’d set for vaccination rates by July 4. So, they decided that they were going to lay on the coercion and social pressure campaign. And that’s when rates seemed to stall. I honestly believe that if they’d kept their calm, maintained transparency and didn’t turn the whole thing into a submission totem, they probably would have continued to see steadily increasing rates.

      • R C Dean

        Maybe. I still think the plateau occurred because, after months of relentless pressure and propaganda, they had vaccinated everybody who wanted it. I don’t think moar presssure and propaganda was going to move that needle.

  46. Certified Public Asshat

    Cenk Uygur is on a hunt for trans people that he is fantasizing had sex with Joe Rogan, and urging these trans people to contact Cenk and tell him all about it: pic.twitter.com/y0ODFvVwuZ— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) May 12, 2022

    Projection?

    • R.J.

      Strange.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Cenk is pretty stupid. He probably drunk-tweeted that idiocy.

    • Count Potato

      Is that because Blaire White was on JRE?

      • one true athena

        Ooooh i bet you’re right

  47. Certified Public Asshat

    When President Biden took office, millions were unemployed and there was no vaccine available. In the last 15 months, the economy has created 8.3M jobs and the unemployment rate stands at 3.6% — the fastest decline in unemployment to start a President's term ever recorded.— The White House (@WhiteHouse) May 12, 2022

    Nina Jankowicz already asleep on the job.

    • AlexinCT

      Give it another 6 months and I am gonna bet that unemployment number will be north of 6 percent…

      • juris imprudent

        Nope, people won’t be looking for jobs – so, not unemployed.

    • juris imprudent

      Hahaha – who could’ve imagined that being tied to the dollar wouldn’t work?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The mistake was thinking that the cryptos would trade independently of the equities market.

      Gold normally takes a tumble as well when the markets crash because the big funds have to raise cash to cover their positions. It’s completely expected that there would be a run on riskier assets like crypto.

    • AlexinCT

      People that believe government should pick winners & losers never will see government as at best a necessary evil that has to be watched like you do a fox living in your henhouse.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      As big companies made massive profits

      Never mentioned is the loose monetary policy that made those big companies possible.

    • rhywun

      Big companies like Pfizer, Moderna, Johnson & Johnson…?

      • Sensei

        Let’s not forget Boeing. The lobbying company that happens to make aircraft.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Could tell where it was going when they relocated their headquarters from Seattle to Chicago to be “nearer” to their customers. Same excuse again for the current move.

    • Nephilium

      More regulations will create more competition!

      • juris imprudent

        Nothing says low barrier to entry like a huge regulatory burden!

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Nationalize the grocery stores and food distribution chains now!
      That’ll fix it.

    • Fatty Bolger

      They seem to be following the Bolivarian/Chavista playbook. Deny, blame other countries, blame greed, suppress dissent.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      To ensure competition we’ll saddle businesses with more reporting and compliance requirements that only a handful of large companies will be able to afford.

  48. The Late P Brooks

    Nina Jankowicz already asleep on the job.

    NPR alone is more than she can handle.

  49. hayeksplosives

    This story should be getting waaaay more coverage than it is. I heard about it on Mark Steyn’s segment yesterday on GBNews.

    This is Biden’s doing; shouldn’t he be touting it loudly and proudly?

    https://www.thedesertreview.com/opinion/columnists/biden-s-amendments-hand-u-s-sovereignty-to-the-who/article_efcbf104-d20b-11ec-b257-b7c86410fc43.html

    So much for national sovereignty.

    Is it really going to be voted on as a treaty or is it a pen and phone kind of thing?

    • juris imprudent

      The Biden administration is setting the stage to hand ultimate control of America’s health care system and U.S. national sovereignty over to the World Health Organization (WHO).

      Hard to take seriously an argument that starts with that kind of crazy. I don’t think even Epoch Times runs that shallow.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        What they’re doing is setting up to use the WHO as the arbiter of what constitutes an emergency. Then the administration will use that “third-party expert” justification to implement the crackdowns of their choice. All the while, they’ll be pointing at the WHO and saying “This wasn’t our decision, but we have to go with the scientific consensus.”

        It’s classic pawning off of political responsibility while still retaining all authority.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I think it will precipitate a full withdrawal from the WHO after the mid-terms. If not, the GOP will be effectively dead as a political entity and the republic with it.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        You can’t kill what’s already dead. The republic is just an animated corpse with the trappings of representation. The 40 billion for Ukraine that few want but that’ll be passed overwhelmingly has convinced me of that once and for all so welcome to the New Roman Empire.

    • db

      I’d like to see some of these treaties-but-not-a-treaty challenged at the Supreme Court level. There has to be a good way of taking it there. If there’s one thing an Originalist Court could do, it is correctly interpret the treaty making power and require that international treaties (which have the power to essentially amend the Constitution itself) be properly submitted for ratification.

      • juris imprudent

        Oh, you mean THIS Supreme Court?

        Did the treaty infringe upon rights reserved to the states by the Tenth Amendment?

        In a 7-to-2 decision authored by Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, the Court upheld the exercise of the treaty power and found no violation of the Tenth Amendment. The Court reasoned that the national interest in protecting wildlife could be protected only by national action.

        And from that opinion:

        To answer this question, it is not enough to refer to the Tenth Amendment, reserving the powers not delegated to the United States, because, by Article II, § 2, the power to make treaties is delegated expressly, and by Article VI treaties made under the authority of the United States, along with the Constitution and laws of the United States made in pursuance thereof, are declared the supreme law of the land. If the treaty is valid, there can be no dispute about the validity of the statute under Article I, § 8, as a necessary and proper means to execute the powers of the Government.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Five generations of imbecilic jurisprudence is enough.

      • R C Dean

        The Court reasoned that the national interest in protecting wildlife could be protected only by national action.

        One searches in vain for the delegated power to protect wildlife. And no, the treaty power isn’t it. The national government can’t agree to do something via treaty that it has no power to do without a treaty. This is akin to a corporation making an agreement to do something illegal. That agreement would be void ab initio, and so would a treaty obligating the national government to do something it has no authority to do. This isn ‘t that hard to figure out.

      • juris imprudent

        It was necessary and proper to do so – according to the shitstain Holmes.

    • Rebel Scum

      I’m not sure WHO is in charge here, but I recognize no such authority.

  50. UnCivilServant

    Yet another morale-crushing management meeting.

    “I know it’s work, I know we don’t have the bodies to do it, but that’s not an answer anyone at chamber will accept.”

    Then how do you expect us to actually do it if you know we haven’t got the people to do it? The only risk mitigation technique left is “Shut it off.” I think ‘the chamber’ would looove that.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      As long as failure is an option it looks like y’all are all set.

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, in this meeting, upper management didn’t whip out the ‘failure is not an option’ line before I abandoned the call.

      • juris imprudent

        blah blah blah

        What are they going to do – fire you?

    • R.J.

      I am in a similar boat. Produce, or else. There are no people to produce. I had outsourced, run the entire place by myself, done everything I can to keep moving forward. if it weren’t for the coming crash I would start looking for something else to do.

      • rhywun

        They really talk like that?

        Ugh.

      • UnCivilServant

        Yes.

        It does not leave me inclined to obey.

    • juris imprudent

      Yet another morale-crushing management meeting.

      Is there any other kind of meeting in govt?

      • Sean

        Server errors.

        🙁

      • UnCivilServant

        Usually management meetings about server errors only happen when there’s a high profile failure.

    • Rebel Scum

      gender affirming care

      …is child abuse.

      • WTF

        Absolutely, because it’s just a euphemism for sexual mutilation.

    • rhywun

      (he/they)

      That doesn’t even make sense.

      And the pink hair is so on-the-nose I want to call BS.

      • WTF

        I’m pretty sure straight white men can’t get into medical school these days.

    • Mojeaux

      The upspeak is maddening.

      I had a client, an Aussie woman life coach. We chatted via Zoom and I swear every sentence was upspeak’d. Like, lady, if you are needing assurance at the end of every sentence, you are not the right life coach for me.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        My initial reaction is that I’m being spoken down to and I want to knock it on its ass.

  51. Rebel Scum

    But how will woke soldiers handle the extra weight?

    The #Army is getting new arms for the force.

    Read the full story about these two Next Generation Squad Weapon variations (the XM5 Rifle and the XM250 Automatic Rifle) and the 6.8 Common Cartridge Family of Ammunition.

  52. db

    NIH scientists have received an estimated $350 million in royalties since 2009

    Open The Books article.

    Data from 2009 to 2014 have been released, and show that 17,000 NIH scientists have received 22,000 royalty payments totaling $134 million. NIH is fighting release of more recent data, and the records that have been released are so heavily redacted as to make it impossible to determine *which* NIH scientists received *how much.*

    In principle, I have no problem with scientists being able to profit from their academic and professional work. Government work product, however, is usually considered to be public domain. I can imagine a justification for government scientists working on research that is partially funded by the private sector to be able to receive royalties in proportion to the amount of funding from private sources.

    However, any such “royalty” payments should be fully transparent and accountable. Without public accountability for these payments, we have no way of determining potential conflicts of interest that might show that government “scientists” have recommended policy that would affect their own remuneration.

    Additionally, it appears that these payments are likely concentrated at the highest levels of the public health bureaucracy. I can see a justification for a lab manager or lower level director, as well as lab workers receiving royalties for work they actually did. I cannot see justification for higher level officials doing so. That reeks of high level officials wetting their beaks with royalties they did not earn for work they merely authorized. The fact that they may be named on a patent or as a contributing author on a critical paper is simply dishonest–it’s unlikely for them to have contributed any meaningful technical work to the effort.

    • Pope Jimbo

      To this day, Fauci continues to receive NIH-approved perks without a lot of accountability. For example, in February 2021, Fauci received a $1 million prize from the Dan David Foundation in Israel for “speaking truth to power” during the Trump administration.

      Uffda. I’m sure if anyone thinks about criticizing this they will be an anti-semite.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Given that the Israeli government went all-in on Pfizer, they’re probably just trying to create more narrative control by elevating Fauci’s credibility.

        It’s the same as the Kennedy Center circle-jerk every year.

      • juris imprudent

        I always thought Jews were smarter with their money.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I thought that (((they))) were better at manipulating things behind the scenes. A public “award”? That seems a bit too obvious.

      • Mojeaux

        Hey, Jimbo, I left a message for you on the forum.

      • db

        Talk about behind the scenes manipulation…

      • rhywun

        Stunning and brave.

      • R C Dean

        Weirdly, in my world, anything like that is either required to be politely declined, or paid to your employer (since it results from your work).

        As far as the royalties go, I suspect that in the private sector that would all be “work made for hire”, done as part of your job, and thus would belong to your employer (unless they had made some kind of deal to share it with you). Are there agreements with these employees? What do they look like?

      • db

        It depends on the company and the employment arrangement. In some industries (like the chemical industry) it’s fairly common to have all work product be the property of the employer, but the employer often (but not always) pays a significant bonus for patents granted, or, less commonly, royalties–those, as far as I know, are really rare unless a contract is involved, which is pretty rare.

      • db

        At my employer, for example, I think some of our R&D folks have a bonus structure that takes into account any patents issued (the company holds the patents) and the proceeds from sales related to that patent, similarly to how our sales folks have their compensation tied closely to their account performance.

      • R C Dean

        Any time an employee is getting paid by a third party, you have a potential conflict of interest. Company bonuses eliminate that problem, at least. The idea that government employees can accept any amount from any third party should be completely unacceptable.

    • MikeS

      The fact that they may be named on a patent or as a contributing author on a critical paper is simply dishonest

      Thomas Edison says “Let’s not get carried away.”

  53. Sensei

    New York Promises Your Employees Reproductive Freedom

    WSJ Opinion piece from Hochul.

    You’ll get “reproductive freedom”, but not other freedom over your body aka mandatory vaccines. Also let’s not forget crushing taxes, business and personal regulation and restrictions on personal freedom not found in other places of the US.

    • db

      Wait, so if I locate my business in New York, the State will allow my employees to get abortions, and then probably require me to pay for them under an employer health plan and pass on the costs for publicly subsidized “medical procedures” to my business in the form of more taxes?

      where do we sign up

      • rhywun

        Yep, you get to pay for free abortions for the illegals that Joe periodically flies in under cover of night.

    • db

      Epic trolling on Massie’s part.

    • creech

      Did Kennedy dump the spouse?

    • juris imprudent

      Leftie take-away – Massie wants to use baby-formula to swim in.

    • R C Dean

      Those glasses are a cry for help.

  54. R.J.

    Movies:
    I wanted to see where ‘2000 Mules’ landed today in box office take. Technically it was released about a week ago, and so far it made $10 million. I don’t have daily performance, but that would make it the #2 movie behind Doctor Strange, I think. It has a release day total of over $1 million. Anyone else have insights?
    Also IMDB has it ranked as 7.3/10, with 2.9K votes in the past week of release.
    Fauci in comparison, has a a 6.2/10, and in its entire run has garnered only 12K votes.

    • R.J.

      Political movies in general fare very poorly, so I am interested. In comparison, last night’s relatively unknown post of ‘Black Sheep’ has 41K votes. It has an opening weekend of only $16,102 in the U.S. and worldwide grossed only $4.9 million.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Jill Biden rolls her eyes at your silly insistence on measuring things

      Since its release a week ago, a new biography about First Lady Jill Biden has sold a paltry 250 copies in its first week, leading many to question how popular the Bidens really are.

      Not one PAC wanted to launder some money by buying a 20K copies of the book?

      • invisible finger

        They’re saving their money for the $10 annual fee Twitter is going to charge all their accounts.

      • rhywun

        leading many to question how popular the Bidens really are

        I think we had the answer to that in 2020 when Joe’s rallies couldn’t fill a Perkins parking lot.

  55. Pope Jimbo

    WHAT? Sunk Russian Frigate is not actually sunk.

    H.I. Sutton, an independent journalist focusing on naval warfare, has spotted more than a dozen of the Russian Black Sea Fleet’s remaining warships, intact and underway.

    They include Admiral Makarov, one of the fleet’s three frigates and arguably the top target for Ukraine’s drones and anti-ship missile batteries.

    Sutton’s analysis of new commercial satellite imagery seems to confirm that last week’s rumors about a successful Ukrainian attack on Admiral Makarov were just that—rumors. The frigate survives.

    But it’s worth noting where Sutton found Admiral Makarov on or before Monday: sailing near Sevastopol in the Russian-occupied Crimean Peninsula. In other words, close to home.

    Sure we shamelessly reprinted Ukraine’s propaganda about sinking a ship, but look it was at least chased away!!!!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      My confidence in the media has never been higher.

    • Tundra

      ^^Putin-lover

    • R C Dean

      Yeah, I saw that. My grain of salt is still within reach. In a sea of propaganda (hah!), I’m not sure why I should trust this report or the initial report.

      There was imagery of a ship on fire. What ship? Where? When? Until that imagery has been credibly explained, I keep this one filed under “Who the fuck knows?”. Is this “independent journalist” credible? I don’t have a clue.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Hang on while I go check the totes unbiased and professional NY Times web site to see what the “truth” is.

        I agree that the bull shit coming out of the Ukraine makes it almost impossible to know what is really going on. Sure would be nice if anyone had enough credibility to be sort of believable.

  56. Festus

    Gah. Judi is off to deliver yet another bike to “Street Boy”. He managed to hang onto the last one for about three days. Then she freaks out at me when I said that he’ll be dead in six months. Was that wrong? Should I have not said that? If I knew the rules I would never have said that! FML.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Are you trying to pedal a bullshit story about you being the victim here?

      • TARDis

        He just spoke his mind is all.

      • Pope Jimbo

        :thumbsup:

    • ron73440

      I love Zuby.

      He was really good on Tom Woods awhile back.

      • Pope Jimbo

        He was on Corolla months ago and was good.

    • R.J.

      Wasn’t me. I have a cutlass. Lots of SCA in Texas. Good people.

    • kinnath

      Fuck. It’s really old. Nevermind.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      Homeowner: I wanted to let him know that his life was mine to take, and I let him have it

      This guy’s a bit off, but good for him nonetheless.

  57. DEG

    President Joe Biden will announce Friday that $10 billion from the American Rescue Plan has been committed to police departments and public safety across the U.S.

    Hmm….

    • R C Dean

      Love the pic with his dog looking really worried.

  58. l0b0t

    I just had a single copy made of a key at the neighborhood hardware store… it cost $2.49 + tax! FUCK!!!

  59. Ted S.

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    • MikeS

      Dammit, Ted. I had a whole thing written up congratulating the two winners who got 18 today.