Monday Morning Links

by | May 16, 2022 | Daily Links | 442 comments

I opted to get up early today. You will reap the benefits of my benevolence if you’re also an early riser.

Second (Wembley) verse, same as the first.

Liverpool won the FA Cup to pull off the domestic double. Man City almost dragged them back into the EPL race, but got their shit together in the second half to manage a draw and come close to locking it up. It was a crazy game though. More craziness will ensue this week and on Sunday as the season finishes up for everybody in England…except Liverpool. Since, you know, they made the UCL finals and City didn’t. On this side of the pond, the Astros got back to their winning ways after dropping one Saturday. The Pens are out of the playoffs in round 1. Sadly, it means the Rangers get to advance.  Calgary won as well. Ans if Round 2 is anything like the opening set of matchups, we’re in for a doozy. This has been the best opening playoff round I can remember. And that’s sports.

It ain’t just pizza. (Not that that slop they sell at Dominos and Pizza Hut should count as pizza, but that’s a different topic for a different time.) It’s all entry-level positions where young people can earn a few extra bucks for their college or to buy a car or for whatever other reason they want. Well, this is the consequence of telling people they should sit on their ass for two years while the government gives them free shit. Sadly, we have to wallow in it.

Shady as fuck coup plotter

The Sussmann trial begins today. If you want to be disappointed in the system, then tune in. Because knowing what the real crimes were and how they’re not being prosecuted should get you irritated, to say the least.

Pennsylvania’s Senate race is a case study in weirdness. From head-scratching endorsements of celebrity jackasses to a meteoric rise of an unknown to a dude on the other side announcing he was recovering from a stroke (which his campaign had hidden from the public for a while). It’s a shitshow to say the least.

And speaking of strokes. You know, in a civilized country where elected officials cared about their constituents, this guy would resign so that someone capable could represent the state until the upcoming election.  But I assure you this guy will hang on, will likely get reelected, and will do a shit job of being engaged.

Thanks, teachers unions.

And here is the biggest crime of the pandemic. All those shitheads who supported lockdowns and keeping kids out of school for more than a year (yes, I’m looking at you Randi Weingarten) should be strung up for the crows.

The same fate should befall this guy. He’s desecrating the greatness that is the jamocha shake. He needs to pay.

This is the graft Chicago has been missing for a while. Sure, the alderman have managed their little kingdoms, but this is the brass ring of taxpayer money. And I can assure you those cretins are gonna steal every penny of it they can.

What a jerk. No wait…what a dick!  Or is it “what, a dick?” or “What? A dick!” How is this a misdemeanor, btw?

Good! We need to treat children with mental illness, not aid them in self-mutilation. They can do that when they’re an adult.

Here’s a nice, upbeat song. I hope you enjoy it. Same for this one. I assume some of you were expecting the follow-up.  Well, there it is.

That’s it, friends. Go get out there and have a great day.

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442 Comments

    • Count Potato

      440 or Fight!

      • Nephilium

        You want to come to the Cleveland suburbs? Bit strange… but alright.

      • Rat on a train

        No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food.

    • sloopyinca

      ::tips cap::

      • SDF-7

        Dangnabbit — relative to my time zone, I am an early riser (not as much for EST, granted). Just didn’t think to bother checking the links until the usual time. Morning anyway, Sloopy.

  1. Fourscore

    Morning Sloopy,

    The lady candidate in PA has boasted about her military experiences but a quick look at her released DD214 (Military records) indicates she had only 90 days active duty. That’s like basic training , hardly worth mentioning. I spent more time in detention in high school.

    • sloopyinca

      From what I’ve read, she had a fairly basic military training and then was a reservist or guardsman for a period of time. Touting it as extraordinary is foolish.

      She needs to just start posting Oz’s myriad tv appearances where he espouses retarded progressive views over and over and over.

      In my honest opinion, her rise has been too fast and too late in the game for her to make a coherent strategy that could be decent. So she’s got to go hard after the active base. Not sure how it will sell in a general election should she get the nomination. It will be interesting if that’s the case.

      • Rat on a train

        Yep. DD-214 is only for active duty service exceeding 30? days. I have 6 DD-214s, 1 for regular army, 5 for active duty reserves.

      • Pope Jimbo

        She only needs two DD’s for me to vote for her!

        (Q will work the phone banks for her too)

      • Not Adahn

        She seems to be generating an awful lot of hate. Not my election, but a number of people seem to be quite passionate about it.

      • Pope Jimbo

        How many of those people are from the political class?

        Nothing pisses them off so much as an outsider budding in line. They’ve spent decades kissing ass and weaseling around the System. It is their fucking turn!!!

        I have a buddy who has climbed very far up the political rungs here in Minnesoda. He’s an very personable and easy going guy, but he gets bent out of shape by the challenges to the System. The internet has changed a lot in politics too. These outsiders can do pretty well getting their messaging out and raising money. No need to join a Team and slave away for a decade before they let you run for something.

        I tease him and tell him he is just like the record industry execs who got pissed when their apple cart got tipped over.

      • Necron 99

        Former reservist can confirm, but at least it gets me a 10% discount at Home Depot.

      • Rat on a train

        Lowes is also friendly in extending discounts to non-retired veterans. It’s not like the 70s when half of all males were veterans.

      • Necron 99

        Lowes requires one to go through the “ID.ME” or something. According to the VA rules, with my 10 years as an active reservist, and 2 years IRR, I am a veteran, but it seems they cannot find my records when I try to sign up. Texas is happy to put veteran on my DL and LCH with a DD214 and that works most places.

      • Rat on a train

        I have a non-expiring Virginia veteran ID. Virginia finally added veteran status for drivers licenses. That should be enough, but like so much bureaucracy, I always end up reverifying something that another government agency has already verified.

      • l0b0t

        I love, love, love that Sally Beauty Supply gives a 15% discount for veterans or active duty.

      • Rat on a train

        He wore my reserve command’s shoulder patch upside down in that film.

  2. Scruffy Nerfherder

    All these strokes, particularly among the Dem faithful, what could possibly be causing them?

    • Fourscore

      They need a booster anti-stroke vaccine. OTOH, they may have just got gas and noticed the price.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I thought they all had electric cars

    • sloopyinca

      I’m kinda pissed at myself that I didn’t stay on theme and play this song today.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Perfect

      • Tres Cool

        I knew it before I even clicked on it.

      • pistoffnick

        That was the theme song on the Friday night bus to the Wanamingo roller skating rink.

        Fuck I’m old.

      • DrOtto

        Clarence Carter has a sad.

    • Rat on a train

      They want to be as feeble as Uncle Joe?

  3. The Late P Brooks

    Driver shortages also could become a vicious cycle, noted Cowen restaurant analyst Andrew Charles.
    “Drivers take the job because they want to make tips. If there’s less deliveries to make .. that hurts in trying to get delivery drivers,” he said. “I don’t think this is a very easy solve.”

    I wonder if they ever get around to mentioning the price of gasoline, in their “analysis” of market conditions.

    • Fourscore

      “I’m taking the summer off before I start college in the fall”

      “I’m baby-sitting my siblings so my Mom can work”

      ” Hell no, I’m not delivering in some of the neighborhoods”

      “You ever tried delivery while riding the bus?”

      There are a lot of explanations, free money, etc that can explain the problem

      • AlexinCT

        Having a broken woke entitled douchebagerry filled mind, is not the right way to go through life.

      • invisible finger

        Isn’t it more lucrative to work for DoorDash?

  4. The Late P Brooks

    All these strokes, particularly among the Dem faithful, what could possibly be causing them?

    Old age?

  5. Scruffy Nerfherder

    “ An Arby’s manager allegedly urinated in the milkshake mix at the fast-food eatery for his own “sexual gratification” on at least two occasions, cops said.”

    Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

    • sloopyinca

      Who urinates for sexual gratification, aside from Germans? And even those filthy Krauts have the decency to piss on somebody’s face.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Anybody with an enlarged prostate?

        Not really sexual, but definitely gratifying.

      • sloopyinca

        Well, where he’s going I don’t think he’ll be getting much gratification. Unless he enjoys being a pincushion.

      • AlexinCT

        DAAAANNNNGGG!

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        Happiness is an empty bladder.

      • TARDis

        As long as it’s accompanied by dry underpants.

      • Fourscore

        Well, they advertise, “We got the meats”. It’s right there, up front.

      • AlexinCT

        But why piss? I get some asshat wanking off in the chocolate shake, but piss?

      • Rat on a train

        One guy, many cups?

      • Pope Jimbo

        If pissing gives you a boner, you are sort of screwed. You can’t aim your boner pisser at the toilet, so you have to go for other targets of opportunity.

        I’m guessing that the milkshake machine was up on the counter where it was a perfect target for his parabolic stream of piss.

    • Ted S.

      It’s possible to desecrate “food” from Arby’s?

      • Tres Cool

        I hear the meat is trimmed from Rosie O’Donnell’s ballsack.

      • sloopyinca

        “I’ll have a Jamocha shake, a large order of curly fries, and a medium Hope Solo with extra cheese sauce. Thanks”

      • Gustave Lytton

        I would have thought the Hope Solo would be the drink.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I heard that the fish sandwich is good, surprisingly.

    • Sean

      Obviously, a training issue.

    • 2ndClassProle

      Was his name Tyler?

  6. Scruffy Nerfherder

    The Dr Strange movie sucked. That is all.

    • AlexinCT

      Not woke enough?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Plenty woke. Lousy writing.

    • Sean

      Not surprised.

    • R.J.

      Thank you for your service. I wanted someone else to go first.

      • Nephilium

        The girlfriend went and saw it with a small group, she liked it. But she also likes Nickleback, the Thor movies, and me, so her taste is definitely questionable.

      • R.J.

        I took the day off after a brutal camping trip. Was thinking about seeing it. I think I’ll just go peruse Duluth Trading Company and clean the garage instead.

      • CPRM

        I liked it. I also liked the Thor movies. It’s not Marvel’s best, but better than what they have put out lately. I’m a sucker for Sam Raimi movies with Bruce Campbell cameo.

  7. Not Adahn

    Early lynx catch the chipmunk!

    • Fourscore

      I could gopher the early lynxes.

    • Rat on a train

      Lynx?

    • Pope Jimbo

      That statement is nutty and cheeky

  8. The Late P Brooks

    Gibbs is hoping a tech acquisition will help improve the situation.
    Last year, the company completed its purchase of Dragontail, which has an AI-enabled platform designed to make restaurant operations more efficient, including reducing disruptions due to driver shortages. The brand is piloting the platform in more than 100 of its thousands of US stores to try to upgrade the delivery network.

    Right. You could also hire some witches to cast a spell on your business.

    • Not Adahn

      Draggin’ tail?

    • waffles

      At the end of the day the supply chain is just people taking stuff from one location to another.

      • Fourscore

        Just like ‘shopping’ at an SF Walgreen’s. Liberating the supply chain.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Anyone want to bet that the notion that $15/hour minimum wage might be a factor?

      In a previous life, I spent lots of time adding sensors to all sorts of things in QSR’s (Quick Serve Restaurants). The sensor data was collected and dashboards were created. It was pretty cool.

      When I was starting the QSR owners would tell you they didn’t need that shit. The old way of hiring a bunch of kids and hoping a few of them might actually stop grab-assing long enough to do a bit of work was doing just fine.

      Then minimum wages started rising. And rising. Every time they rose more QSR owners/managers started calling. Now they wanted to get an alert when the fryer hadn’t been filtered.

      That statement that they bought an entire company that is peddling AI snake oil is amazing. If you could hire kids for a reasonable rate that wouldn’t be necessary.

      • Pope Jimbo

        The other aspects of this are:

        1) Lots of kids won’t get that first job as teenagers and at least start learning how employment works. Show up on time, deal with moron bosses, etc.

        2) The kids who do get jobs will learn early that Big Brother is always watching. Fuckers won’t bat an eye when they discover that the spy agencies have been hoovering up their personal data.

      • Fourscore

        Even the army only needs a few good men, err people

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        1) at this point, not-insignificant portions of our culture see employment of teenagers as child abuse. They cheer this crap on.

        2) most kids have an iPhone at 10. It’s engrained in them early and often.

      • waffles

        I went to local amusement park yesterday evening and marveled at how it is one of the few remaining places that will hire an army of 16 year olds with no prior experience. It’s a shit job, but a good thing overall. Hell, I did it.

        It was the first time I had been back since the last day I worked there 16 years ago.

  9. AlexinCT

    The Sussmann trial begins today. If you want to be disappointed in the system, then tune in. Because knowing what the real crimes were and how they’re not being prosecuted should get you irritated, to say the least.

    I am surprised this even got to trial, but it looks like the judge is married to the lawyer that defended Lisa Page, so I am pretty sure Durham will be cock blocked.

    • SDF-7

      All the best swamps are incestuous, after all.

    • l0b0t

      I’m pretty sure it’s time to invoke Rule 303.

      • DEG

        Looks like a mix of Lee-Metfords and commercial Lee-Speed rifles.

      • Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

        One of the best movies to come out of Austrailia.

  10. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’

  11. Not Adahn

    NPRs coverage of the Sussman trial is, to be expected, completely lacking in ANY kind of admission that NPR had ever been pushing the RUSHA COLLUZION theory, or that said theory was not, in fact true.

    Even worse was their segment this morning bemoaning how internet censorship isn’t yet good enough to prevent people from copying badvideos. And on that,, Hokum is blaming the shooting on PA and ended her campaign memorial speech with a triumphant exhortation to ban weapons of mass destruction.

  12. Ted S.

    He said he is currently hospitalized, but he said he has been informed there are “no long-term effects or damage as a result of this incident.”

    Ask anybody who’s cared for a patient with multi-infarct/vascular dementia about that one.

    • Fourscore

      The Big Guy can’t remember if he’s had a stroke, so maybe not. OTOH, symptoms …

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Fetterman and van Hollen can just point to Barbara Boxer when anybody questions their fitness for the job.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Also the president.

    • SDF-7

      Think you mean Feinstein. Boxer retired and the CA machine gave us Harris so she could embarrass herself on the national stage instead of just in the state.

  14. Ted S.

    And here is the biggest crime of the pandemic. All those shitheads who supported lockdowns and keeping kids out of school for more than a year (yes, I’m looking at you Randi Weingarten) should be strung up for the crows.

    Didn’t the CDC try to move the milestones?

    • AlexinCT

      Do you still wonder why the left loved this idea? The left is not having many kids…. In fact, the people on the left having kids are the ones the left needs to keep dumb and under control. But the right still has kids and family, so forcing them to fall behind, especially now that everyone has realized the public school system isn’t just a failure, but an evil brainwashing/grooming racket, is a good tactic to make sure the elite don’t get to much opposition with their plan to go back to a feudal system.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I like how that story tries to shift the blame to the parents.

      Two other recent studies revealed that children born pandemic are also at a greater risk for academic failure because parents haven’t been able to engage their babies and toddlers in the types of conversations that are ‘crucial for language development’.

      I’m so surprised that the experts didn’t find any culpability of themselves.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        They aren’t wrong on blaming the parents. The experts are culpable for their actions, but ultimately the parents and no one else ultimately have accountability for their children.

        I had one child born at the start of the pandemic and another who was very young toddler. Plus two other young kids. My wife and I have done everything we can do to ensure their lives have been as minimally disrupted as possible. The pandemic and all the craziness is completely unknown to them.

        The older two do not wear masks except when required at the doctor’s office. Otherwise, we did not take them anywhere that enforced masks. We ignored masking rules in places that had mandatory signs but did not enforce (like Lowes or restaurants). Our kids have a healthy disdain for the Kabuki theater. We homeschool so none of the school ridiculousness affected them. We continued hosting large events at our home for birthdays and holidays. No masks and anyone pushing that on others would have been asked to leave immediately (but our crew is not like that). The older two continued their regular activities, like swim lessons and martial arts, when we discussed with the owners that no masks would be enforced at any time.

        Our children have gone through this completely unaffected. Parents had choices to make and every single one is accountable for what happened to their own children.

      • DEG

        You did the right thing.

  15. UnCivilServant

    Being a manager is wierd.

    We have a need to do [Very Important Thing] before the end of june, and instead of tackling it myself, I handed it off to a subordinate becuase he was working on [Item Related to Important Thing], and this is exactly what I’m expected to do…

    • Rat on a train

      Your position is micromanager?

      • UnCivilServant

        Not even close. I’m just accustomed to being the technician. So if something crosses my desk, I’d be expected to deal with it. I’ve been in charge of this group for 45 days, so I’m still adjusting to delegating. However, I can tell you that I am most satisfied when I see one of my direct reports has their task well in hand and I don’t have to do a darn thing to intervene.

      • Rat on a train

        Should have been “isn’t”. I’ve had managers who micromanage. I don’t want to be one. I like programming so it is frustrating that I get so little time to do it. Meetings and herding cats is my norm.

      • UnCivilServant

        I have never understood micromanagers. It’s like they’re admitting that their role isn’t needed, so they should just do the job themselves, and outright saying they have no faith in the direct report to do the job.

        Personally, I haven’t got the time to do my job and that of my direct reports. Just stay on task and I’m good.

      • Fourscore

        At my last job I had a lot of latitude, I was the only district manager that would brief all the store employees on the monthly P and L statements, give the store manager a copy that anyone could review. I figured that if we wanted long term employees they had a right to know how the company was doing to help them make their own career assessments. There are some that I hired over 30 years ago still with the company, some have retired after 20-25 years.

      • The Last American Hero

        Just wait until the project isn’t close to done or done properly and you spend your weekends in June catching the thing up.

        The next project will be micromanaged.

      • UnCivilServant

        Not a chance.

        There’s nothing about the circumstance that would motivate the required other groups to do weekend work for us.

    • waffles

      Does subordinate know its a [Very Important Thing]? I guess finding the right level to manage this is the real challenge. Depends on who you’re managing.

      • UnCivilServant

        Yes, I communicated the deadlines, and this employee previously worked on the reverse proxies impacted, so he’s got enough context.

      • Not Adahn

        Ah, so he just needs to switch the polarities and the tachyon pulse should fix everything.

      • UnCivilServant

        Nothing so exciting. It’s a boring SSL issue that can be corrected by changing the application setup to enterprise standard approach. It just has a depricated name and a strict deadline. Routine stuff that will break the application if not done on time.

      • juris imprudent

        Narrator: It won’t be done on time.

    • Timeloose

      It’s weird aint it. You feel like you are pushing off your work to someone else (because you are; that is the job). I had to get used to it.

      Be sure to give your people credit with your management and never even accidently take full credit for what your team did in front of them. It can be done in private with your manager, because they know it wasn’t just you, but your people might feel like you are stealing their work and promoting it as your own.

      The flip side is you should take the full blame for missed deadlines and any other mis-steps because that is your job too. You can be frank with the boss in private if you have a employee that is screwing up as long as you have a plan to address it.

  16. waffles

    Delivering pizza is a crap job. At least it was when I did it in 2006. Can’t imagine it being much better now, except now you have a smart phone to tell you where to go.

    • UnCivilServant

      I can tell when a delivery person makes the mistake of using a cell phone. Google thinks my house is a block away from where it is, so I have to talk half of them back to the right spot. (Now if they’d read the additional delivery directions, I spelled out the common issue and told them where to find the house…)

    • SDF-7

      I enjoyed it back in the day (early ’90s). In hindsight, I always had car repairs that wiped out whatever profits I made… but it paid the bills at the time.

      • waffles

        I liked it enough to stick it out. But not enough to spend another summer doing it or keep on it part-time.

    • DrOtto

      I always joke to the wife that when I go “American Beauty”, I’m going back to pizza delivery. I loved that job. Best $ for mindless work. I’d drive around listening to tunes while basically stoplight drag racing everybody. Check went into the bank, trip compensation went into my car fund (gas/repairs) and I used my tips at the bar.

      • UnCivilServant

        pizza delivery…stoplight drag racing everybody

        You fucker, no wonder all the toppings shifted

  17. The Late P Brooks

    NYT and NPR both refer to Durham as a “Trump-era prosecutor”. Why is that guy even hanging around? Why haven’t we moved on?

    • Not Adahn

      Yup. NPR said it was just a rehashing of the 2016 election.

      • juris imprudent

        RE-LITIGATING ELECTIONS IS ONLY GOOD WHEN WE DO IT.

  18. AlexinCT

    So, in case you are still hearing about how “grassroots’ all the left’s protesting is instead of noticing that the whole thing seems to be coordinated and that the protesters are actually getting paid, more proof it is all astroturfing.

    The problem the non-left has is the fact they never get that the left has given up on spending time & effort to fix anything, but has concentrated all its efforts, money, and people, on changing public opinion. Usually the change involves people thinking that the problems are in their mind, or other people’s faults, and not caused by the usual shit that the machine does (ineptitude and stupidity).

  19. Drake

    Sure seems weird that the home addresses of the Supreme Court are common knowledge among left-wing lunatics – and they manage to get themselves there.

    But a right-wing nut who wrote a long manifesto decides to go on a shooting spree in a Buffalo grocery? Was he looking for Merrick Garland’s house?

    • AlexinCT

      They are trying hard to paint that guy as right wing, but he strikes me as your average socialist in his manifesto (especially the parts that the media is hard at work not covering).

      • Urthona

        I also don’t recall many deep exposes on the black supremacist who plowed into a Wisconsin parade trying to kill as many white people as possible, except a few from very minor right wing sources.

      • juris imprudent

        Or the black gang-related mass shooting in Sacramento. Nothing to see here, move along.

      • AlexinCT

        That would be hilarious if it wasn’t so close to the truth…

      • db

        “Sure would hate to have to charge one of you nice people with domestic terrorism,” said Agent Raymond Epley to a group of women lighting baby dolls on fire.

        subtle?

    • WTF

      Is it just me, or does this sudden appearance of a violent “whit supremacist” seem a little too convenient?
      (adjusts tin foil hat)

      • AlexinCT

        Especially since some old Asian guy shot up a church in Cali and they are not talking about that…

      • Threedoor

        What kind of ‘Asian’ was he? The kind that commits crimes in Sweden, or Japan?

      • Drake

        Same day all of Hunter Biden’s emails were dumped on the internet…

      • l0b0t

        I saw a picture from the shooter’s live stream. His rifle had what appeared to be a rack number painted on it. I’m sure he just bought it from the Army as war-surplus; nothing to see or investigate.

  20. SDF-7

    Since Sloopy apparently did links early, I’ll shamelessly start the Quordle thread early as well. First “real” day of the tournament — wish it was yesterday because Hype is probably going to best me with this score. Not rotten — but not great. Ah well — I should go back to figuring out what public works projects I can force the denizens of Chumptown to do so y’all are comfortable on your brief visits…

    Daily Quordle 112
    3️⃣5️⃣
    8️⃣6️⃣

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Can you patch the hole in the wall behind the toilet? Every time I go in there, some guy sticks his dick through and starts rambling about firsting or some such shit.

    • Grummun

      5 8
      3 9

      Starter words did not serve me well today. Got lucky with a complete WAG on bottom left.

    • whiz

      Daily Quordle 112
      3️⃣7️⃣
      5️⃣6️⃣
      quordle.com
      ??⬜⬜⬜ ⬜?⬜⬜?
      ⬜⬜??⬜ ⬜⬜??⬜
      ????? ⬜⬜???
      ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
      ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜?⬜⬜
      ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜??⬜⬜
      ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ?????

      ⬜⬜⬜?⬜ ⬜?⬜?⬜
      ⬜?⬜?⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
      ⬜⬜⬜?⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜?
      ⬜⬜⬜⬜? ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
      ????? ⬜⬜⬜?⬜
      ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ?????

      Had to resort to the third starter word after getting the first one, but things fell into place after that.

      • Grumbletarian

        Well crap. I’m out in the first round. Congrats.

    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 112
      4️⃣5️⃣
      7️⃣6️⃣

      Seed words were meh, but a couple of decent guesses.

      I walk the line.

      • MikeS

        Looks like it comes down to a coin flip.

      • The Hyperbole

        you go again tomorrow, thats when the tie breakers and coin flip come into play.

      • MikeS

        I’m confused.

      • The Hyperbole

        Pounds will last one or two days, If no ties on day one we move to teh next round, Ties will carry over to day two and those scores will be subject to the tiebreakers, This give two shots at having a definite winner before resorting to arbitrary tie breakers, It’s all explained on the Championship page.

      • MikeS

        I read the Championship page a couple times. Thanks for the extra clarity. Now I get it. Thanks.

      • MikeS

        Did you do TRADE, SPOIL, MUNCH?

      • Tundra

        Yeah. They weren’t that helpful today. I’ve been thinking of trying new ones, but I’m lazy.

      • MikeS

        I often don’t use MUNCH, but -as you are well aware- the other two didn’t give much today.

    • The Other Kevin

      Funny how I got the exact same score as SDF. Although I’m happy with this one, it’s the best I’ve done in a while.

      Daily Quordle 112
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      2 over the tundra line. That will get me bounced from the bracket.

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  21. trshmnstr the terrible

    How is this a misdemeanor, btw?

    Felonies are for big ones. His was a small one.

    • AlexinCT

      Euphemism?

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Political mudslinging is political?

    Durham’s investigation has long been buffeted by the political winds of Washington. Trump and his allies have played up the probe, often suggesting it would dig up corruption and wrongdoing at the FBI that aimed to hamstring his administration.

    Democrats, in contrast, have accused Durham of conducting a politically motivated investigation and seeking to discredit the original Russia investigation.

    That Russia investigation was completely legitimate. It’s ridiculous to say it was an attempt to influence the election.

    • Not Adahn

      Listen, who are you going to believe? The straight-shooters of The Untouchables or the MOST-IMPEECHED PRESIDENT EVAH?

    • AlexinCT

      Russia never spent as much effort influencing the US elections as they did funding the green movement for the obvious reason that they make more money selling their oil/natural gas when there is less competition. But the left, which has been taking massive money from Russia to crimple our economy and destroying any semblance of energy independence, wants you to believe the real threat is that the greatest threat to democracy (note they don’t say the republic, but to democracy, which is also telling) is that the American people elected someone not selected by the mandarinate.

    • sloopyinca

      Democrats, in contrast, have accused Durham of conducting a politically motivated investigation and seeking to discredit the original Russia investigation.

      Where’s the tut-tutting about the SDNY and the NY AG literally asking for a blanket subpoena of Trump’s personal info in order to find a crime they can’t articulate in the request?

      I guess that’s fucking different.

      • Rat on a train

        It isn’t “identify crime, gather evidence, determine guilt”. It’s “determine guilt, gather evidence, identify crime”.

      • Not Adahn

        What part of ORANGE MAN BAD do you not understand? You libertarians are sooooo uneducated.

      • AlexinCT

        See my post #33 below Sloop for an explanation of why we have this shit going on..

      • juris imprudent

        a politically motivated investigation

        Wait until they find out about the Jan 6th Commission!

    • Rebel Scum

      seeking to discredit the original Russia investigation

      It discredited itself.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Think you mean Feinstein.

    Oops. Right.

    Thx

    They all blend together into mealy grey paste, in my head.

  24. Rebel Scum

    Well, this is the consequence of telling people they should sit on their ass for two years while the government gives them free shit.

    And what did the ultra MAGA people say?! Nothing!

    • AlexinCT

      They said plenty of shit… All of it was then immediately explained as being racist, sexist, homophobic, and wanting to kill other people’s grandma/grandpa…

  25. Sean

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    • Sean

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  26. Rebel Scum

    Pennsylvania’s Senate race is a case study in weirdness.

    It’s the Quaker state. It was always weird.

    • Not Adahn

      Is that why the candidates are so oily?

      • Fourscore

        Palms were greased.

    • Sean

      My gf’s phone was blowing up with political texts over the weekend. I got two.

  27. Brawndo

    I delivered pizzas when gas prices first surged to over 4/gallon back in 08 or 09. Between taxes, gas, and maintenance on my vehicle (who knew that constantly starting and stopping your car is bad for it) it would have been harder to pick a worse job.

  28. Rebel Scum

    Pandemic has made babies and toddlers MISS talking and reading milestones because overburdened parents have been too busy to devote enough time to them

    The masking might have something to do with this.

    • invisible finger

      Sounds like a union scam to require children to enroll in school K-thru-14.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Headline says, “One million plague deaths, 300,000 were preventable”

    !!!!

    All they had to do was put a different cause of death on the death certificate.

    • Not Adahn

      So if everybody triple-masked, stayed indoors, disinfected all their deliveries and remained six feet away from another human being AFTER being vaxed and booseted, only 30% of people could have been saved?

      • robc

        Assuming the vax worked somewhat well on the early strains, if the FDA had allowed it to be used in April of 2020, how many would have been saved?

  30. Rebel Scum

    As he turned around to face Ms. S, she “saw Officer Dominguez’s penis outside of his pants fully exposed,” the statement read.

    An inappropriate time to un-holster that gun.

    • Rat on a train

      What if it had discharged?

  31. AlexinCT

    If you needed any more information on/proof of why our legal system is the disaster it is today, replete with partisan leftist hacks that believe they should be allowed to do whatever the fuck they want, regardless of the law, while the other side is immediately painted in the most negative light possible (if not outright labeled criminal or insurectionisty) at every case, just take a look at this.

    The system self selects for the fucking evil shit. As long as it does that, there is no fixing it.

      • AlexinCT

        Seriously, I am starting to see a pattern where it is absolutely rare that I meet someone with degree obtained in the last 15 years from an ivy League school that isn’t completely mental.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Members of the law school’s conservative Federalist Society, first year law student Shyamala Ramakrishna said in an Instagram post, are “conspirators in the Christo-fascist political takeover we all seem to be posting frantically about.”

      posting…

      frantically…

      • WTF

        Christo-fascist political takeover

        What’s scary is that this gibberish actually seems to make sense to them.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        They’re a lost cause. Everyone they associate with thinks exactly the same way, and they compete on who can be the most emotive instead of presenting the most rational arguments.

        Even if they change their minds later, they’ll be scared shitless of losing all their friends and professional contacts. They’ll just be gutless go-alongs.

      • WTF

        They’re a lost cause.

        They’re also going to be lawyers and judges. We are so fucked.

      • juris imprudent

        Since they insist on adopting everything else from 1984, why not double-unplus-good-thinkers?

      • kbolino

        Shyamala Ramakrishna

        Isn’t it great? We have this wonderful immigration system where people can come from all over the world just to assimilate to America’s prestige culture, which teaches them to play-act racial and religious grievances they never would have had in their native countries based upon blood libels they have no connection to.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Or in this case, bring along your cultural tendencies towards a caste system and communism.

      • kbolino

        If she was spitting on every dalit she passed or was camped out in the hills with an AK47 then I’d say she brought the caste system or communism with her. If I were to hazard a guess, based upon how she writes and my own experiences, the only connections she has to India are a fleeting adherence to the diluted version of her parents’ religion and a chip on her shoulder for not being European in our “white supremacist” land even though Indian-Americans are the most successful demographic group in this country.

      • juris imprudent

        most successful demographic group

        Wahhhhhh, I want to be a victim toooooooo!!!!

      • Gustave Lytton

        “How dare someone call the place my parents escaped from and that I would never in a million years consider returning permanently (or even other than staying in a nice hotel in) a shit hole!”

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’d argue that the modern progs are inherently caste driven (even if it’s a perverted version of such based on a credentialist system that filters for belief). They believe the enlightened rulers should shepherd the deplorables when they’re not punishing them for wrongthink.

      • kbolino

        The progs are egalitarians; it is against their very fiber to embrace hierarchy or heredity, both of which are necessarily elements of a caste system.

        The only adherence to something like caste that they have is the belief that they themselves are superior to the non-believers. The friend-enemy distinction explains their behavior much better than rigid social strata. Even their apparent love of “experts” does not run that deep; an “expert” today can be an enemy tomorrow if he does not tow the lion on some issue he isn’t even an expert in. Conformity and compliance are first and foremost, expertise and accomplishment are secondary at best.

      • juris imprudent

        You are quite mistaken that they are egalitarian – that is only rhetoric to them. They want power and the only point of having power is to use it. There isn’t much more of hierarchy than those who can impose their will as a whim.

      • kbolino

        Egalitarianism is a desire to level all naturally occurring inequalities and the hierarchies which arise from them in favor of the artifice of universal equality. Chasing power is not at all anathema to egalitarianism; are Robespierre and Stalin not egalitarians? Just because the end result is inevitably one man or a small committee sitting atop the “level playing field” does not mean the actors were insincere.

        And yes, I realize this is rubbing up against Jeffersonian ideals of “all men are created equal”. I think Jefferson was wrong. I don’t think there’s a truly benign form of egalitarianism, but there are “lesser” and “worse” strains and Jefferson’s was the former. People are not created equal, and everything that has stemmed from that false claim has either been an attempt to bury the evidence (the tendency of the lesser strains) or else to reduce everyone to immiseration and poverty and even death (the tendency of the worse strains).

      • juris imprudent

        No, I would not grant Roberspierre or Stalin to egalitarians – to do so would be to strip whatever meaning there is to the word. That’s a leftist deontological trick.

      • Count Potato

        I’m pretty sure Jefferson meant equal under the law, having equal rights, not born with equal abilities or into equal circumstances.

      • R C Dean

        The progs are egalitarians; it is against their very fiber to embrace hierarchy or heredity,

        Yet, weirdly, they have created/are embedded in/benefit from/promote a hierarchical system that is rotten with nepotism of various kinds.

      • kbolino

        No True Egalitarian

        As I see it, you think there is a pure form of egalitarianism, which is noble and just, and these men are unworthy to bear its name because they sully it. I do not share that belief. These men were egalitarians, and not only that, but I believe they were purer egalitarians than Jefferson and the other founding fathers. Jefferson’s egalitarianism works well precisely because of its impurities and hypocrisies. Every attempt to purify it, that is to carry it through to its true and base form, the equality of the grave, leads to greater immiseration and impoverishment, both materially and spiritually. We are equal creations in the eyes of God, but this world is not His Kingdom and He did not create us with equal characteristics in it. Maybe there’s some deep theological purpose there, to reminds us that the afterlife is nothing like the physical world, but whatever the case may be, we cannot make a Heaven on Earth.

      • kbolino

        I’m pretty sure Jefferson meant equal under the law, having equal rights, not born with equal abilities or into equal circumstances.

        Yes. He was still wrong. He and the other founders could get away with things the peasants couldn’t, even after the Revolution, even after the Constitution. That’s the reward strong men get for winning a war and building a country.

        And because people are never born with equal abilities or into equal circumstances, and moreover never thereafter lead equal lives with equal outcomes, there can be never be equality of rights or law enforcement, except abstractly. But the rubber meets the road in reifying those abstractions. What does it mean in practice to have equal rights or to be treated equally under the law? These are the fundamental questions of liberalism in practice (meanwhile the fundamental questions of communism in practice are whom to liquidate and how).

        There is no deeper, objective truth here that we can suss out with our God-given powers of observation and discovery. These are questions of values, and de gustibus non est disputandum. A polity cannot be held between two groups with drastically different answers to them.

      • kbolino

        Yet, weirdly, they have created/are embedded in/benefit from/promote a hierarchical system that is rotten with nepotism of various kinds.

        Yes, and they resent this fact, and even more than that, they resent anyone whose existence reminds them of this fact. But hierarchy is naturally occurring and inevitable. Like all things progs do, they take something good (or at least neutral), blame it for the world’s problems, and then recreate it in inverse and make it worse than whatever came before. However, this doesn’t negate their intentions, it only reveals how those intentions are at odds with reality.

      • R C Dean

        Yes, and they resent this fact,

        Do they? I don’t pay a lot of attention to their ravings, so maybe I missed something.

      • kbolino

        Do they? I don’t pay a lot of attention to their ravings, so maybe I missed something.

        Most of their talk is about how miserable they are. The deep heart of progressivism, where the ideas that are crazy today but will be mainstream tomorrow originate, is full of people who resent their very existence.

      • Brawndo

        Even more successful than Jews?

      • kbolino

        Yes, though not by much.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I’m not particularly sympathetic to the great replacement theory, but when I hear that we import (legally) one person for every baby born here, I start to wonder.

      • kbolino

        The only problem I have with “Great Replacement” is that most people think it’s the driving factor or primary cause of our problems when in fact it’s just an accelerant for the incoherence of our political system and the chaos that’s already being sown.

        Absolutely build the border wall, but maybe wait until after sending the tanks to Harvard.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Absolutely! If it were central Americans and H1B Chinese and Indians driving the left forward right now, it would be worth focusing time and effort on. As it is, the core driver of cultural rot is single white 20-something girls.

        People can’t inspect their own actions and admit fault. Their daughter may be a raging blue hair, but it’s somehow Sanjay’s or Pedro’s fault that the blue hairs are winning.

        Not to say that we aren’t importing cultural issues, as well, but like you said, we have bigger issues.

      • R C Dean

        Absolutely build the border wall, but maybe wait until after sending the tanks to Harvard.

        Por que no los dos?

      • kbolino

        Oh, they’re definitely complementary.

      • Threedoor

        I don’t care about color. I care about character. The legal ones tend to be more entrepreneurial than those of us born here.

      • kbolino

        The problem is that the overculture cares very much about color (and other superficial and/or unproductive characteristics besides). A first-generation immigrant will be somewhat immune to that cultural toxicity. His descendants, on the other hand, won’t.

      • AlexinCT

        Forcing people to focus on meaningless characteristics they can’t control is the best way to undermine any sort of system that would stand on competency and merit.

      • Brawndo

        Great Replacement is basically CRT whereas the left cheers for it and simultaneously pretends it doesn’t exist.

      • kbolino

        Michael Anton coined the term “celebration parallax” for this. If you want it to happen and think it’s a good thing, you can speak openly about it. If you don’t want it to happen and think it’s a bad thing, you’re a conspiracy theorist.

      • Gadfly

        FYI, assuming you are talking about the US, the (legal) immigration rate isn’t that high. It’s one immigrant for every four babies, not one to one.

      • juris imprudent

        The argument, for anyone with a brain (which leaves out the white supremacists), is that immigration here is based on our values and opportunities and the assimilation of immigrants into that. The only reason the anti-immigration argument has a leg to stand on is the stupid insistence on non-assimilation from the left.

      • kbolino

        The left is at least as assimilationist as the right, but they enforce it through subtler means. It’s just that the culture they expect the immigrants to assimilate to is their own, not the right’s.

      • R C Dean

        The legs would be cut out from under the Great Replacement theory if assimilation was still the cultural expectation.

        I’m not sure that if we were strong on assimilation, the case would be closed on open borders.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        You’re right, it must’ve been legal + illegal that was being referred to.

      • Not Adahn

        Christo-fascist

        What about the Bushpigs?

  32. Rebel Scum

    We’re working together and we’re doing it every day.

    KAMALA: “We will work together, and continue to work together, to address these issues, to tackle these challenges, and to work together as we continue to work operating from the new norms, rules, and agreements, that we will convene to work together…We will work together”

    • WTF

      “…through the passage of time.”

    • juris imprudent

      Friend sent me that, but he prefaced it with…

      I made a bot watch libs speak for 1000 hours straight and here are the results

    • Ownbestenemy

      So this one confirmed…these are the words written in the speech. Now to find out if she writes her own idiotic material or if she pays some new-aged college graduate that thinks they are writing clever speeches.

  33. Rebel Scum

    Narrative. Set. Match.

    Yesterday’s attack was not a random act of violence. Black New Yorkers were attacked because of the color of their skin.

    We will do everything in our power to defeat white supremacy.

    I want to make sure Buffalo is the last place this ever happens.

    He should have donned black face and rented a red Ford Escape, I guess.

    • Fourscore

      If we had a breakdown by gender this mass murder may have been sexist a well as racist.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Mitch McConnell, stalwart defender of DEMOCRACY!

    It’s Mitch McConnell vs. MAGA when it comes to Ukraine.

    The Senate minority leader’s secret visit to Kyiv this weekend to meet with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, along with McConnell’s staunch advocacy for the $40 billion Ukraine aid bill in Congress, is putting him at odds with his party’s non-interventionist wing. A growing number of GOP lawmakers, candidates and former President Donald Trump are hitting the effort to send billions to Ukraine as misguided given domestic problems at home.

    Pennsylvania Republican Senate candidate Kathy Barnette challenged McConnell directly: “Why is Leader McConnell visiting Ukraine in the midst of the various crises right here in America?” But McConnell is unbowed.

    The GOP leader argues the United States will be there for Ukraine as long as it takes and that there’s “broad bipartisan support for helping them” despite 57 no votes in the House on the package and Sen. Rand Paul’s (R-Ky.) unilateral delay of the legislation in the Senate. Perhaps most important, McConnell is directly rejecting the notion that helping Ukraine comes at the expense of the United States.

    “It’s in America’s interest to do this. This is not a charity we’re involved in here. It’s in our interests to help Ukrainians just like it’s in the interest of NATO countries. So this is not some handout,” McConnell told reporters on Sunday in a call after his visit with Zelenskyy. “This is to prevent this ruthless thug [Vladimir Putin] from beginning a march through Europe. And the first place to stop him is in Ukraine.”

    McConnell didn’t stop there: He said the United States should be “first in line” to ratify potential new NATO members Finland and Sweden, wants President Joe Biden to designate Russia as a state sponsor of terror and said it’s his hope that “not many members of my party will choose to politicize this issue.”

    Don’t worry. I’m sure they’re keeping their special back stabbing knives in good working order.

    • rhywun

      What a venal piece of shit.

      “this is not some handout”

      I hope the cameras caught his nose growing after that whopper.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      beginning a march through Europe

      Spare me the bullshit.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Did he give his press conference for eastward expansion and forever war in German by any chance?

      • R C Dean

        I was flipping through Netflix yesterday and saw a new Ghost in the Shell series. It started by talking about how the American Empire declared a new doctrine of “sustainable war”, I think around 2024. Talk about on the nose. I would not be a bit surprised to learn that exact term is being used by our intelligence and “defense” wallahs in DC.

    • Drake

      Remember when he was Obama’s “moderate” Supreme Court nominee? (After they killed Scalia)

      • AlexinCT

        Things like that is why I think we have someone watching over us. Both Al Gore and Hillary Clinton, as a couple of interesting examples, were kept away from power (like this asshat) and I bet that was a win for the country. We got Obama after that asshat Bush, so he could ruin shit even worse than the Bush statists did, and then we got Biden to force all the still semi-sane people to realize that if they allowed the lunatics to keep running the asylum, we could kiss our asses goodbye.

  35. Rebel Scum

    Are you sure you’re a doctor?

    It’s gotten to the point where I am rapid testing myself for COVID 2-3x/week because I like to see people and most of my gatherings involve food or drink.

    How often are you testing?

    Never once, because I am not a paranoid moron.

    • Sean

      Never once

      #metoo

      • R C Dean

        Once, but only because it was required to re-enter the US after a business trip.

    • Tres Cool

      Tested myself when I felt sick and it was right- I was the sickest Id ever been but I got better.

      Didnt bother when Jugsy* tested (+), I had no symptoms.

      *She had that weak-ass pussy variant that left her with a runny nose for 3 days

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Once every other week because my continued access to my office is tied to it.

      Whatever… it’s done on company time and paid for with company money, so it’s nothing more than an inconvenience and minor indignity to me.

  36. Rebel Scum

    Virtue. Signaled.

    Ukraine’s Kalush Orchestra sweeps to victory in Eurovision

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Gentlemen, start your narratives!”

    Bored during the early days of the pandemic, Payton Gendron logged on to the 4chan message board website to browse ironic memes and infographics that spread the idea that the white race is going extinct.
    He was soon lurking on the web’s even more sinister fringes, scrolling through extremist and neo-Nazi sites that peddled conspiracy theories and anti-Black racism. It wasn’t until he spotted a GIF of a man shooting a shotgun through a dark hallway, and then tracked down a livestream of the 2019 killing of 51 people at two mosques in New Zealand, that Gendron appeared to have found his calling: as a virulently racist, copycat mass shooter with a craving for notoriety.

    The white 18-year-old from Conklin, N.Y., suspected of killing 10 people Saturday in a Buffalo, N.Y., supermarket, appears to represent a new generation of white supremacists. They are isolated and online, radicalized on internet memes and misinformation, apparently inspired by livestreams to find fame through bloodshed, much of it propelled by convoluted ideas that the white race is under threat from everything from interracial marriage to immigration.

    “Now you have this new ironic world of killers,” said J.J. MacNab, a fellow at George Washington University’s program on extremism. “It’s a different world — just a constant flow of bad statistics, bad memes, bad lies about the people they want to hate.… That’s the 4chan way: You say things that are outrageous that you don’t necessarily believe — and over time you come to believe.”

    “…a constant flow of bad statistics, bad memes, bad lies….”

    Why hasn’t 4chan been shut down? This is why we so desperately need a Ministry of Truth. One day, they’re lying about masks and vaccines, the next day there are bodies in the street.

    • Gustave Lytton

      “Worse yet, they’re snarky and make jokes about our serious stuff”

      • cyto

        Double worse yet… They made fun of us for calling everyone racist and everything a racist dog whistle by proclaiming the OK sign to be a white supremacist symbol… Which we promptly bought hook line and sinker, and then to hide our shame we doubled down and claimed that it has actually been adopted by white supremacists.

    • Brawndo

      You know how I know that article is bullshit from the get go? You don’t *log on* to 4chan. You just go there. If you want to say something, it’s said (supposedly) anonymously because there is no log in. And I’ll venture to guess that that is why it’s survived for nearly 2 decades

  38. Tres Cool

    sloopyinca on May 16, 2022 at 6:59 am
    Well, where he’s going I don’t think he’ll be getting much gratification. Unless he enjoys being a pincushion.

    “Went to prison a tight-end, but was released as a wide-receiver”

    • sloopyinca

      I don’t condone prison violence. This guy shouldn’t be subject to it.

      But he should be chucked in a woodchipper for being into child porn.

      • Tres Cool

        I didnt read the kiddie pr0n part about him. But to be fair, I haven’t read about it for the simple reason I don’t want any “media take” on the story.
        But yeah, if that was his jam- feet-first into a chipper slowly and 9-12″ at a time. Then just before you get deeply into his femoral and he bleeds out say ““I wish you had more time”.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Is it just me, or does this sudden appearance of a violent “whit supremacist” seem a little too convenient?
    (adjusts tin foil hat)

    Don’t be silly. Now go play some solitaire.

    • l0b0t

      You can’t fool me. That’s some kind of GMO bear from a Chinese super-soldier project.

      • Fourscore

        I saw a huge St Bernard sitting behind the steering wheel of a parked car, the boss came out and tried to move the dog aside. The dog was so busy licking the owner’s face and refused to move. After a 2 minute struggle he finally wrestled the dog into the back seat and the owner was able to drive away. Comedy to watch, a pain to have to deal with a friendly giant.

    • Ted S.

      I don’t see any picture.

  40. cyto

    On the Domino’s front… I can confirm the staffing shortage.

    Last week the kids demanded Domino’s Pizza. Apparently they had it at a church function and wanted the same stuff.

    So I ordered from the app and when I went to pick it up, there was only 1 employee in the store. I talked to him for a while and he said they didn’t have enough staff. So a lot of the time they only had one person. He had to buzz me in through the front door, because it is in town on the main street (which means homeless dudes are ever-present).

    I commiserated for a while about what a sucky work day that is, having worked second shift on weekends at a medical testing lab in my youth. Pulling a double shift when you are the only one around makes for a really long day when doing repetitive tasks like making pizzas or separating white cells from hundreds of blood samples.

    Dude said they would normally have 3-4 people plus 3-4 drivers on a Friday night.

    He said hires were tough, but retaining people is just as tough. They work a couple of weeks. Pull a paycheck or two…. And then start just skipping shifts. Eventually they just don’t show up any more or they decide it isn’t worth keeping somebody who is not reliable.

    • Brawndo

      That’s on corporate. A staffing issue where you can’t reach a stable number of employees before burnout causes you to lose employees faster than you can replace them *because everyone is working 2 or 3 times harder than they should be* is almost impossible to fix at the franchise level. They need to be sending their office drones to work in understaffed stores until they can stand on their own.

      • UnCivilServant

        Except, the Franchisee is, for all intents and purposes, a separate business. They’re licenced to use the corprate branding provided they follow a set of procedures, but they’re not actually a part of the company insofar as employees can be reassigned there. Only if its a corporate run location can people from corporate be dispatched to cover such shortfalls.

      • Brawndo

        Fair enough. I think many franchise style businesses have a clause in their contract that they can be bought out if they aren’t meeting metrics. Makes sense. You don’t want one franchise dragging everyone else’s reputation through the mud.

      • TARDis

        They need to be sending their office drones to work in understaffed stores until they can stand on their own.

        Yes, that’s when solutions will suddenly be developed. My son has been working at a fast food joint for over a year now. His manager is nice enough according to my kid, but he is taking advantage of my son’s reliability. I’ve told him to look for another job because he is underpaid in the current market. The light is starting brighten. I told him Burger King is hiring starters for $13/Hr. It’s right on the sign. I saw another place by the Uni offering $15.

    • The Other Kevin

      One of my kids worked at Domino’s last year. I heard the same thing. People would show up for a week or two, realized it involved being on time and working, and then just stopped showing up. No calls, no resigning, just not showing up. As many issues as my kid has, it did feel good to know it never occurred to her to just be late or not show up. She always tried to be there early.

    • Nephilium

      A couple of fast food places here are now offering next day pay. Work a day, get a paycheck the next. I can’t imagine that’s a stable place to work.

      • cyto

        It is a hustle job. All you have to do is be reliable and work hard.

        This is exactly the job the latest crop hates. They want to do bottle flip challenges or wear a thong on TikTok and get rich off of that.

    • Fourscore

      Every dog needs a kid. Thanks Jimbo

      • R C Dean

        For the Dean Beasts, I try to meet that need by being emotionally immature.

    • Tundra

      Wow, that’s beautiful.

      Thanks, Holiness!

  41. cyto

    I have been busy, so I missed a bunch of the discussion… Did anyone else notice that they were able to proclaim this Buffalo shooting a white supremacist terror attack within about two hours? Yesterday they pushed a news feature about each of the victims onto my feed. It said that it was important to know who they were. Their lives…. Mattered.

    Meanwhile, somewhere a red SUV is sad, because nobody remembers it’s 60 victims, or what, if any, motivations an inanimate object might have.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      They declare all of them white supremacist attacks within the first two hours.

      Then for the 95% of them where it turns out to be untrue, they memory-hole it shortly thereafter.

      • Urthona

        My favorite: “this guy is a right winger. As evidence of his right wing beliefs, note that he is racist”

      • Certified Public Asshat

        They tried tying him to crypto too.

        Except, he apparently hates crypto, except for crypto pegged to gold and silver.

      • UnCivilServant

        What’s the point of some derivative. Just buy gold and silver and bury them pirate-style.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        There is no point, except if you really hate crypto you try to tie a mass shooter to it.

      • UnCivilServant

        No, I mean what’s the point of crypto pegged to gold and silver.

      • Nephilium

        UCS:

        I would guess weight, storage, ability to easily break it down into specific subunits, and portability. Of course, I have no idea how they would peg it to a commodity if they didn’t own enough of the commodity to hold in reserve.

      • Rebel Scum

        He apparently watched a Tucker Carlson video once. Ergo Tucker is responsible. Or something.

    • rhywun

      I want to know if any of the folks who “radicalized” him were wearing sunglasses and khakis.

      • Sean
      • cyto

        You are not the first to note that. I have not seen it. But my brother read the manifesto and says it reads like it was written by the FBI.

      • DEG

        I’m starting to think that if there is a manifesto, it is a government op.

      • AlexinCT

        The government knew about him – he had threatened to shoot others up already – and yet, here we are today..

        Remember the people in charge are the people that thought things like sending a massive amount of firearms to Mexico’s cartels so they could then come use them in the US would help them fight the 2A people’s resistance to the government disarming the serfs. I can see them saying something like “let this kid be so we can get a good crisis to use” for sure…

    • cyto

      Also, I do reddit for space news, specifically launch information. For some reason, Reddit decided to push two articles about the Buffalo shooting into my feed. Worse. It was r/whitePeopleTwitter and r/blackPeopleTwitter.

      I couldn’t help myself… I scanned the comments.

      Similar far-left folks inhabited both.

      And, strangely. Both featured a large contingent trying to push labelling this guy the “Tucker Carlson Shooter”.

      • rhywun

        OFFS. I know they hate him with a passion but that’s just ridiculous.

  42. Rebel Scum

    As if The Great MAGA King would keep you at this point.

    “If Trump were to return to the White House as President, and COVID was still a threat or there was some other public health emergency, would you have confidence in his ability to deal with a pandemic of this nature? Would you want to stay on at your post?” Acosta asked Fauci.

    “Well, no to the second question,” Fauci added, before continuing.

    “If you look at the history of what the response was during the administration, I think, you know, at best, you can say it wasn’t optimal,” Fauci said. “History will speak for itself about that.”

    I don’t suppose you may suggest what might have been done differently, you weaselly garden gnome.

    • juris imprudent

      Are you really trying to make me vote for Trump again? Because this is how you do it.

    • cyto

      He publicly stated that Trump did everything he asked him to do.

      So… Nice retcon.

    • rhywun

      Did they share a chuckle at the preposterous thought?

  43. robc

    They answered the pizza question in the opening…driverless cars.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    Last night, I had a vivid dream about getting back together with a “lost love”.

    Not helpful, to be honest.

    • Urthona

      Go on…..

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      You’re just going to have to wait till 2024 for Donny Two Scoops.

    • rhywun

      Interesting. So did I.

      • cyto

        You two should get a room…..

  45. juris imprudent

    Unpossible – every knows that no one who voted for Trump once would not vote for him FOREVER!

    • cyto

      What I can’t understand…. Last night the news reported that Biden’s approval had dropped to 39 percent.

      39%!?!!?!!

      Who? Who I’m the hell could even in theory approve of this shit-show.

      I totally get not going republican. I even get saying “I agree with team democrat, so I am voting Democrat.”. But “I approve of the job Biden is doing?”

      On what level is this possible. He is failing on every possible measure. Including just being able to stand there and give a coherent speech that someone else wrote.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        TMITE led drones.

        If all your info comes from TMITE and its orbit, you would see a very different world than we inhabit.

  46. db

    7 6
    4 8

  47. Count Potato

    “When Mr. A returned into the kitchen, he “saw Officer Dominguez facing out of the kitchen with his erect penis in his left hand and his right hand on the counter.” Mr. A left the house; a few minutes minutes later, Dominguez allegedly left and went back to work.”

    It sounds like he should retire after having a stroke.

    • R.J.

      Heyoooo!
      *Applause*

  48. Rebel Scum

    I, for one, am glad that we are supporting the fight for democracy.

    Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has signed law No. 7172-1 on the introduction of amendments to certain legislative acts of Ukraine regarding a ban on the activity of political parties.

    That’s according to the website of the Verkhovna Rada, Ukrinform reports.

    The legislation expands the list of grounds for banning a political party through the courts. Relevant grounds are justifying, recognizing as lawful or denying armed aggression against Ukraine, including by presenting armed aggression of the Russian Federation and/or the Republic of Belarus against Ukraine as an internal conflict, civil conflict, or civil war.

    It is expected that if a party is banned by the court, its property, funds and other assets become the property of the state.

    • kbolino

      Liberal democracy is when you ban opposing ideas and parties.

    • juris imprudent

      Internal destruction of democracy isn’t as bad as external?

      • kbolino

        The democrat cries out in pain as he wipes democracy away.

      • juris imprudent

        “I’m doing this for your own good, as much as it pains me.”

    • Timeloose

      Gentlemen lets spike the punch!

  49. DEG

    In early March, Domino’s then-CEO Ritch Allison warned that a driver shortage would be a drag on business.
    “Delivery driver staffing may remain a significant challenge in the near term,” he said, pointing to a dip in deliveries in the last quarter of 2021 compared to the prior year.

    Who could possibly have foreseen that fucking with the economy for two years would cause problems?

    But when she was shown a tweet on her verified account saying, “Pedophilia is a cornerstone of Islam,” Barnette told NBC News, “I don’t think that’s me. I would never have said that. I would have never said that, because I don’t believe that.”

    Oh no. The “It Wasn’t Me” defense.

    Infants born during the pandemic aren’t hitting the speech development milestones normal for babies their age, with new studies revealing they are talking less and signaling signs of future reading challenges.

    The face diaper pushers will ignore this and continue patting themselves on the back.

  50. Pope Jimbo

    What a jerk. No wait…what a dick! Or is it “what, a dick?” or “What? A dick!” How is this a misdemeanor, btw?

    I believe the technical term is “Beat Cop”

  51. The Late P Brooks

    Experts who study extremism have made an effort to not circulate Gendron’s manifesto.

    “Each manifesto seems to lead to another attack and another manifesto and is a radicalizing force,” Beirich said. “So it’s very important that neither the video — which presents the attack like it’s a first-person shooter game — or the manifesto be circulated because it will inspire further attacks.”

    Right. It has nothing to do with not allowing anybody who may not agree with your prepackaged knee-jerk “white supremacy!” story line an opportunity to fact check you.

    • Urthona

      Experts who study extremism agree that free speech is bad.

    • Rebel Scum

      No need for the proles to learn what the mofo actually thought. You can trust the government to tell you what is in it.

    • R C Dean

      Each manifesto FBI op seems to lead to another attack and another manifesto FBI op and is a radicalizing force

      That ice cream cone isn’t going to lick itself, you know.

    • db

      I didn’t see this before. I’m not familiar with the original song but the parody’s pretty funny on its own.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Latest Disney princess-ish movie. I’ve heard the song about 1000 times in the last 6 months.

      • robc

        The movie is actually decent.

        And despite being the most popular, isn’t the best song in the movie.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I’d say it was just okay. The soundtrack carried it because the plot was weak.

      • UnCivilServant

        Last Dinseyish movie I saw… Brave. I was on a transatlantic flight and needed to fill the hours. Though honestly, I think I spent more time watching the ‘Plane’s current position’ map than any of the in-flight content options. I think it was the first trip to the UK because I was in Economy Plus (Never Again! 7+ hours => Minimum Business class)

      • db

        My employer has a policy that for all flights over 6.5 hours, we are allowed business or first (If no business is available) class. Conveniently, flights to most of our European operations from the east coast are excluded, for some stupid reason.

        I hear that some people finagle a connection through O’Hare to bump the hours up.

  52. Rebel Scum

    Jabs until it kills you you die.

    Bill Gates: For people over 50 or 60, they’ll probably have to get boosted every 6 months until we get even better vaccines; so we’re in for ongoing vaccination to stay absolutely safe…

    • Fourscore

      I like a little danger and excitement in my life so no vaccines for me. Life in the fast lane. Hell, I never even wiped off the handle of my shopping cart at Walmart.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      My dad got stuck twice so he could travel. He is…62. He had Covid this weekend so bad that he worked outside all day Saturday and then built a table on Sunday in his shop.

      • AlexinCT

        So what did the crowd that now no longer can clam that the clot shot made you immune and has resorted to peddle the argument that getting all your clot shots reduces the symptoms of the infection say? Did they say that had he taken a couple of boosters he would not have suffered or did they say he would have died a gruesome death wihout any shots? Inquiring minds that just end up rolling their eyes at these idiots want to know…

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      You first, Bill.

      Neighbor got her second booster last week. Was exposed over the weekend to COVID. She’s almost guaranteed to come down with it now. She has a bad reaction every time she gets the shot but still insists on doing it. All she’s accomplishing is trashing her immune system and increasing her risk of a stroke or cardiac event.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      And Gates knows exactly how effective these shots are (or rather not). He’s lying through his teeth, the question is why.

      Is he pushing them because he wants to save face? Because he really does want to reduce world population? Strictly for the money? Because the other entities involved have threatened him?

      Not sure it matters, but his actual motivations would shine a lot of light on this crime against humanity.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        I think he’s a true believer who thinks this has an engineering solution.

    • db

      My GF had two shots of Moderna and a booster. I had none. We both got the vid about 6 weeks ago. She had a terrible cough, headaches, and fever for several days, and her doctor prescribed a monoclonal antibody treatment, which cleared it up in about 60 hours. I had mild head congestion and headache, with some loss of smell and taste, but cleared up in about 4 days with ivermectin, zinc, vitamin D3, and quercetin.

      • db

        The vaccine didn’t seem to do much good in her case.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I Thought we are supposed say something like ‘Bill is not qualified to give medical advice…’ and then mark this as medical misinformation or is that only reserved for wrongthinkers?

      • db

        Millions ought to “report” him for misinformation

  53. The Other Kevin

    Good morning! Great song choice. It’s one of life’s little pleasures when you come across a gem like this that you’d all but forgotten about, but then you find you know almost all the words.

  54. The Late P Brooks

    The face diaper pushers will ignore this and continue patting themselves on the back.

    “Maybe we have a huge cohort of kids who verge on being functionally illiterate and incapable of communicating or interpreting the actions of others, but at least they’re not all dead.”

    • Rat on a train

      also LONG COVID!

      • AlexinCT

        That’s what I tell the ladies my long jab is named and can prevent…

  55. db

    White House Press Corps Beginning To Suspect Psaki Isn’t Ever Going To Circle Back To Their Questions

    • AlexinCT

      She will answer them when doing her female Chucky doll feature on PSMBC.

    • cyto

      Yeah,that one made me laugh.

      Speaking of… SNL did the Heard-,Depp trial for their cold open. That trial has been comedy gold.

      Only SNL could manage to make a skit about that trial bot unfunny and offensive. Oddly. They portray Depp as the DV perp, Heard’s attorney as the competent adult in the room, and the judge as some incompetent voyeur. They literally missed every possible beat.

      • AlexinCT

        That’s because SNL isn’t about doing comedy as much as it is another agent to help with the reinforcement of the programming for the lemmings primarily directed at the younger aged demographic, these days…

      • kbolino

        As far as I can tell, the remaining audience for the late-night shows is trending older not younger. The youngins have their own brain-rotting forms of degeneracy, but it ain’t SNL or Jimmy Fallon.

      • Ownbestenemy

        For good reason…you can find much funnier skits on the various video streaming services…even TikTok. TV is a relic to many

      • cyto

        TikTok had a hundred funnier takes than SNL. The ” my dog stepped on a bee” takes were hilarious….

  56. Rebel Scum

    Impeach them for disagreeing with me.

    .@SpeakerPelosi: “Who would have ever suspected that a creature like Donald Trump would become president of the United States, waiting a list of judges he would appoint, therefore, getting the support of the far right. And appointing those anti-freedom justices to the court?”

    • The Other Kevin

      “The far right” is a powerful, dangerous group we all need to fight against. But “The far left” doesn’t exist, right Nancy?

  57. MikeS

    Let’s see if Tundra can beat the score named after him

    4️⃣5️⃣
    7️⃣6️⃣

  58. juris imprudent

    I can assure you that there are people in the Pentagon (and Ft. Gordon) that still insist that cellular be a part of the tactical communications for military operations.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Thought we learned the lesson with FitBits on overseas bases but I guess not.

      • juris imprudent

        Somehow they think cell phones are different, and that we can plug into any host nation network without any issues (or that a VPN solves them).

    • Ownbestenemy

      Put out mixed messages get a mixed up person. Weird, who would have thought.

      • juris imprudent

        Cherry pick – just like he did – and it all “makes sense”.

    • Drake

      Sounds like another one that everyone knew was dangerous and was probably on the FBU watch list – and they did the usual bang-up job.

    • Not Adahn

      Anyone who needs to drive 200 miles to find black people to shoot might not connect the reality dots n the same way as I do.

      I would however assume that particular store had some meaning for him, but apparently nobody else does. I guess they think he just started driving and decided once he saw enough dark skin he went all shooty?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Supposedly looked up per capita dark skin areas…supposedly

      • Count Potato

        It’s being reported he cased that store earlier disguised as a homeless person.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      “I would prefer to call myself a populist. But you can call me an ethno-nationalist eco-fascist national socialist if you want, I wouldn’t disagree with you.”

      Okay, nutbag.

      • The Other Kevin

        That settles it for me, this guy was a clear Tucker Carlson follower.

    • cyto

      This is the entire point. I have been saying this since Ferguson. They realized that in a post racial Obama world. There was nothing to keep the black vote on the plantation. So they have been working overtime to bring racism back.

      This is the intended result. The government, the press and the nonprofits are all working on creating violent racial strife.

      With a bad economy. Super high inflation and officially approved crime and violent protests…. They are likely to get it before too much longer.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Pepperidge Farm remembers when the Japanese were war criminals (and worse, uncivilized) by conducting military operations before the declaration of war was delivered.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Declaration of war…..ahahahahahahahaha

        We aren’t even trying to say stupid shit like Kinetic Military Actions with this one.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Well for one, Russia, unlike goat herders, actually has the capacity to conduct a decapitation attack against the NMC.

      • Ted S.

        Or like “Special Military Operation”

  59. cyto

    On the Heard- Depp front…..

    My super over the top left wing crazy person acquaintance is over getting help from the wife. She is wearing a t shirt with a Uterus on it, and the text “my body, my choice, my rights”.

    They are watching the trial. She tells me that she is also a domestic violence expert.

    She is Team Depp. Thinks Heard is crazy.

    When you have lost the extreme feminist left……

    • R.J.

      I saw the news on it this morning. Hugh line of 99% women wanting to get a seat in the audience. Literally there were two guys there in line.

      • juris imprudent

        two guys there in line

        C’mon, with that much pussy around them, they’re bound to get lucky, amirite, nowatimsayin?

      • cyto

        There is some blogger who got big following the Brittney Spears saga. She has all the dish on this trial. And is getting quotes in the mainstream press.

        When Heard switched publicists. This lady started getting tips from folks in Hollywood. Apparently he has a bit of a me too style history. Accusers coming out of the woodwork.

        He sent around lawyers and threatening letters (including “we know what cars you drive and we have the license plates”)

        The alternate press is a real threat. And Amber Heard picks winners…..

  60. Scruffy Nerfherder

    In local COVID insanity, the 19 year old healthy male in the bike store was masked up when nobody else was this weekend. I actually felt bad for him, he’s been broken.

    • R.J.

      I see a lot of kids doing that! Lots of broken kids.

    • cyto

      Several of my kid’s friends are still masking full time. They chin diaper at the park.

    • Drake

      Since I actually have covid right now, I masked up to go pick up the medicine – and remembered how much I truly hated wearing them. I caught myself trying to remove it a few times while waiting for the pharmacist.

      • UnCivilServant

        Horse Dewormer?

        Or did you get Fish Tank cleaner?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I prefer Rust Remover.

      • MikeS

        Bleach or GTFO

      • rhywun

        UV lights

      • Drake

        BOTH!

  61. AlexinCT

    I was reading this and all I kept thinking about is this….

    • Ownbestenemy

      The timeline is accelerating

      • cyto

        That article… I just…. I mean……

        Yeah. That ain’t oral sex. That is dry-humping a face.

        IOW… You are doing it wrong.

    • Rat on a train

      The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.

      • AlexinCT

        GO AWAY!

        BAITIN!

      • juris imprudent

        It makes sense – what use is great hair if you can’t bring the wood?

      • AlexinCT

        That’s precisely the logic all the Big Pharma entities had when reviewing investment priorities…..

      • juris imprudent

        They like money too!

      • AlexinCT

        If the choice when the bank account is running shallow is to buy food or boner pills, I say I buy boner pills…

  62. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloop!

    First round was great, even though the Wild got bumped. One of the nice things, though, about them losing is that I feel no real need to watch. Particularly as the weather gets nicer and nicer. Hockey in June is retarded.

    Great songs from a great era.

    • slumbrew

      Yeah, always a minor sense of relief from a playoff loss “I’m going to have many more hours of my life free”

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Redacted, shredded and unable to find. Also wiped with a cloth.

      Sorry I’m not seeing a whole lot that will come out of discovery.

      • AlexinCT

        Why and how they targeted Flynn is going to show it was absolutely a political vendetta by the most ethical administration evah! And the fact that our 3 letter agencies were weaponized to serve a political party over the country and the constitution….

        I am sure many people will not care, but suspect many others will be red pilled.

      • cyto

        It is also instructive.

        A lot of the right wing media has been saying Durham has a lock for a conviction. But remember Judge Sullivan. The DOJ came with a confession that Flynn was framed, and Sullivan foght tooth and nail to keep the conviction, including trying to charge him with purjury for his guilty plea.

        An attempt the circuit court fully backed, btw.

        I have no confidence that the judiciary will help in this. There is a reason this guy went to trial instead of cooperating.

    • wdalasio

      Honestly, I hope he wins. I get that guys like Flynn or Carter Page were part and parcel of the military industrial complex. But, the part of me that still gets a little choked up at a 4th of July fireworks display still has some semblance of hope that they were operating in good, if misplaced, faith. And if they were, they got absolutely f**ked for it. In ways that, in any sane or just world, would lead to the guys doing the screwing spending many years in the future breaking big rocks into little rocks at Fort Leavenworth. And to see the government forced to pay them a big settlement, even if it isn’t as satisfying as seeing the bastards involved perp walked, would only give me satisfaction.

    • kinnath

      I read them all.

      • robc

        I figure they are for you, me, and Neph.

        I really like this one, it is both accurate-ish and sad.

    • juris imprudent

      English beer, like English cuisine, deserves the ignominy.

      • robc

        There are 3 large beer traditions: English, German, and Belgian.

        I include Vienna/Czech under the german umbrella, Scotland/Ireland under the English.

        Anything else derives from them, American brewers have done a good job of pushing those to their limits, with a variety of success.

      • juris imprudent

        Both the Scots and the Irish would see you drawn and quartered for lumping them under the English.

    • slumbrew

      *trashy runs away sobbing*

    • Tundra

      FFS. Almost as sad as the abandoned windmill farms.

      Let me help these idiots:

      The answer is nuclear. Now get busy.

      • db

        More nukes is always the answer.

        What a disaster the anti-nuke environmentalists have brought.

      • AlexinCT

        That was a disaster by design. Nuclear energy would have created cheap energy and that would have prevented a lot of people that made huge bank in the green energy grievance and producing industries to lose some insane amount of lucre. The movie and news industry torpedoed nuclear energy for a reason. As I point all the “Muh Russia stealing our election” angry asshats: If you are really angry about the news Russia spent some $100K on social media adds to influence the 2016 elections, then you should be demanding heads on pikes when you realize how many millions they poured into the green industry propaganda in order to keep us from getting energy independent while helping them make enormous amount of money selling their oil/natural gas.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Like communism solar will succeed. We just need to go through enough iterations and learn from our failures to succeed.

      • db

        heh heh. “We’ve never tried *real* solar! Not enough children clapped their hands!”

      • Count Potato

        Nuclear is only a stop gap. There is only so much uranium in the ground.

      • AlexinCT

        Fuck Uranium Thorium is the real element.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The only real usage for solar I’ve found is as a hedge against the cost of grid-power. No battery, just feed it back to the utility.

      And that is only made possible by legislation. There’s no natural market for it as the power companies don’t want to do it.

      Hence I’m getting panels, but no battery. The battery costs 23K and lasts 7 to 12 years. The panels, however, are warrantied for 30 and I’m getting a 1 for 1 credit on my electricity bill. I’m about 25% in the hole at today’s electricity prices. Give it a couple years and I’ll be ahead.

      • cyto

        Wow… $23k for a battery that lasts a decade.

        How much electricity do people use?

        Call it $300 per month. $3,600 per year. 36k per decade. But paid over a decade… So you gotta account for the cost of funds of paying upfront and the opportunity cost.

        I am not sure it is break even on just the battery. That is not what they have been selling….

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I forgot to mention: thanks to federal incentives, financing is available at 1.99% fixed for 25 years, there’s a 26% tax deduction on the cost of the system and you can roll in the cost of any other upgrades involved in the project (like a new roof)

        I would not have considered it had it not been for the multiple legislative alterations to the market that make it attractive.

    • Rat on a train

      Still, developers of the project said the venture was a success because it provided a model for future energy independent solar grids.
      You too can have a failure installed in your village!

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Reliability is never a concern for these nitwits. Complexity is a bonus.

  63. Rat on a train

    DC: Return To City Life
    People are missing out on all the city has to offer. You don’t really want to work from home.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Shootings, muggings, aggressive pan handlers, crazy homeless people.

      So much culture.

      • Rat on a train

        You don’t understand. Public transit relies on subsidies, both directly from taxpayers and indirectly through federal employee’s transit subsidies. Transit needs those federal workers back so it looks like there are more fare paying riders to justify asking for more subsidies.

      • R C Dean

        Shootings, muggings, aggressive pan handlers, crazy homeless people.

        And that’s just at the office!

  64. Certified Public Asshat

    Hot off the presses:

    President Joe Biden signed an order to deploy U.S. troops to Somalia amid heightened concerns about the country’s Islamic extremist rebels, known as al-Shabab. The move is a reversal of President Donald Trump’s decision to remove most troops.https://t.co/jGKGfGKzdT— The Associated Press (@AP) May 16, 2022

    At this rate, it will never be a libertarian paradise. Unless of course, it already is.

    • cyto

      Adults back in charge.

      • rhywun

        Party of peace.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Longest war in American history against one of the poorest countries on the planet.

      We are the Evil Empire.

      • kbolino

        Moreover, as we fight Russia in Europe, we pour our resources into cleaning up the Soviets’ mess in Africa.

      • hayeksplosives

        I reject the statement that we are the evil empire. For the most part, the United States has been a net benefit to the world, to millions, even billions of people.

        Unfortunately that attracts the leeches, the power hungry, the greedy who want to hitch a ride. If America weren’t such a success of freedom and market experimentation, it would never have survived the parasites who latched on, starting in the 1600s.

        However, now the juggernaut is slowing; the parasites have drained too much blood to go unnoticed by the host. Whether the host can shed the parasites and recover, or go weaker and collapse is what remains to be seen.

        America is not the evil empire, but evil can and does hide here.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        No?

        How many did we kill in Iraq from ’91 on? How many have died in Yemen over the last decade with our tacit approval and support? How much suffering have we visited upon the Middle East in general? How much destruction and death is necessary in Ukraine before we negotiate? How many coups have we instigated over the decades?

        That is not to say that some of those tragedies would not have occurred without us, but we have this insatiable need to be part of every war, to right every wrong by killing more, whether by drone or sanction.

        And the American people are complicit in this because we allow it to occur in our name and at the expense of our descendants.

      • kbolino

        It is precisely because of that latching-on that the Global American Empire achieves its evils tatus. The core province, that is to say the 50 states which make up what is typically considered to be the “United States”, may be more virtuous and less decadent than the elites of the empire that has built up like a shell around it, but that doesn’t change the external impact of this arrangement. We are the fuel that the empire burns to impose its will around the world, and as you say, that fuel is starting to run out. But if we ourselves who live in the heart of the beast cannot call out the evil that has been done “in our name” then it cannot be stopped until the fuel is completely gone, at which point it will probably have latched onto a new host anyway.

    • hayeksplosives

      Boy, the defense companies have this administration right where they want them.

  65. Count Potato

    “I’ll show you want the manifesto actually says (though I will not link to it).”

    Oh come on.

    • kbolino

      At this point, I’m convinced that they censor the original documents (this isn’t the first time) for two primary reasons:

      1. There’s content in there that contradicts a simple narrative
      2. The meta-analysis (style, provenance, history) of the document would reveal the involvement of other groups

      • cyto

        This is currently being handled. They are now saying that claiming to be authoritarian left is what a right wing racist would say. He is so far right that they are not extreme enough… So he claims far left.

        They are casting about hard to explain this away.

  66. one true athena

    Daily Quordle 112
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    Yikes. Could be worse i guess