Thursday Afternoon Culturally Appropriative Links

by | May 5, 2022 | Daily Links | 321 comments

This band was the soundtrack to my boyhood.

Lovely model Dolores Erickson.

 

TRUMP ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR EARTHQUAKES, METEORS, SOLAR FLARES: Continuing proof that The View is still a cesspool of hysteria and TDS.

FIRST AMENDMENT TROLL GROUP BEDEVILS BOSTON CITY GOVERNMENT: The Satanic Temple, who act as a private equal-protection enforcement arm for the First Amendment, are at it again.

THE MASQUE OF THE RED COOF: A number of individuals who attended the White House Correspondents’ Association (WHCA) dinner Saturday evening are already testing positive for COVID-19. The WHCA used to be a serious annual event for the working press, ink-stain’d wretches who reeked of cheap cigars and rye whiskey, but has now morphed into a media circus attended by celebrities. (h/t to BrettL for the link and lede)

SURELY A UNIVERSAL THIRTY-HOUR WORKWEEK AND LIVING WAGE WILL FIX THIS: Worker productivity down, labor costs up, jobless claims increase. We are so screwed.

THE LAW REMAINS AN ASS: Car owner who left Jeep at dealership gets sued after worker dies during oil change.

SNAKE HANDLING, NOT JUST FOR WEST VIRGINIANS ANYMORE: This bizarre practice is now established in Bolivia.

PERSONAL COMMENTARY: We’re seeing a lot of “if it were really about saving babies you’d give us free shit before, during and after pregnancy” rhetoric from the left. These statements all carry the stink of “pay up, or the fetus gets it,” exactly the sort of sociopathy you’d expect from those people.

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321 Comments

  1. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Who is Sunny Hostin anyway? What is she famous for?

    • Tonio

      She’s famous for being a celebrity. Sheesh.

    • Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

      She’s famous for raining on your parade.

      • R C Dean

        Isn’t it ironic?

      • Gender Traitor

        Streisand effect?

  2. Sensei

    This band was the soundtrack to my boyhood.

    Mine too, but I was probably more interested in the album cover than you were.

    But I also loved the music too.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Little known fact: Tonio grew up in a department store elevator.

      • rhywun

        #metoo

    • invisible finger

      She was pregnant during that album cover photo shoot.

      For the non-cis, search for Soul Asylum’s Clam Dip And Other Delights

      • Tundra

        *points to comment 18*

  3. Scruffy Nerfherder

    ABC News’ chief Washington correspondent, Jonathan Karl, tested positive for the virus Monday evening after shaking hands with President Joe Biden at the dinner and sitting next to Hollywood stars Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson, according to Politico.

    He should probably get checked for herpes.

    • Sean

      After touching a Biden, hell yeah.

    • rhywun

      inorite?

      • Lackadaisical

        x4.

  4. The Late P Brooks

    but declined to install UV light air cleaners that experts say could have helped curb the spread of the virus.

    Disinformation!

    • Ted S.

      It could have, but then again, it might not have.

  5. Sean

    Car owner who left Jeep at dealership gets sued after worker dies during oil change

    Well, that’s just fucking dumb.

  6. juris imprudent

    Oh, a Michigan law that protects car dealers from their own negligence. Sure, I can see that – no favoritism there whatsoever.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That’s preposterous. Car dealers have never lobbied for any special favors anywhere.

  7. JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

    It seems that Chappelle is more like Trump in that analogy rather than like the attacker. Trump was talking about beating down someone who was disrupting the show, rather than being the disruptor. But what do I know? I’m just a cishet white guy.

    • Lackadaisical

      He’s also super duper anti trans or something, just like Chappelle. Complete bizarro world on their heads over there.

    • invisible finger

      I’m old-fashioned. I still blame George Bush for everything I don’t like.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        Not Reagan? He’s still to blame for homelessness in California even though he hasn’t been governor for nearly 50 years.

      • invisible finger

        I blame Reagan for George Bush.

      • Social Justice is Neither

        That and the ACLU forced the asylums to be emptied, and at least partially rightly so but of course it went too far.

  8. Rat on a train

    We’re seeing a lot of “if it were really about saving babies you’d give us free shit before, during and after pregnancy” rhetoric from the left. These statements all carry the stink of “pay up, or the fetus gets it,” exactly the sort of sociopathy you’d expect from those people.
    I oppose police shooting people who aren’t a threat. That doesn’t mean I will pay to house and feed them. I oppose the war in Ukraine, I’m not taking in refugees.

  9. Scruffy Nerfherder

    While it’s not clear exactly what was going on here, dolphins and cetaceans more generally are well known for their playful activities, activities in which other animals might be involved, voluntarily or otherwise.

    SEA SMITH APPROVES

  10. Sensei

    THE LAW REMAINS AN ASS: Car owner who left Jeep at dealership gets sued after worker dies during oil change.

    So to get around the Workers’ Compensation “no fault” they are suing the vehicle owner. Normally you try to use the General Liability coverage of the business to get around that. Suing the customer is new one for me.

    This is a grab for the vehicle owner’s insurance, it will never see a trial IMHO. Question is will the carrier fight or fold. I’d fight, but I haven’t worked a P&C carrier for two decades and I have no idea what they do now.

    • Translucent Chum

      The carrier will fight if it’s going to set precedent. Otherwise, it’s foldtown.

      • Sensei

        And explains to everyone scratching their heads why the plaintiff “had no choice”.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    “pay up, or the fetus gets it,”

    Excellent.

    Also- there are a lot of people out there who are genuinely surprised when their actions have consequences.

    • Bobarian LMD

      New Parents?

      • Brett L

        Even with the fourth one, there were several months of: “are you sure that we’re gonna have a baby because of that 17 seconds?”

  12. Animal

    We’re seeing a lot of “if it were really about saving babies you’d give us free shit before, during and after pregnancy” rhetoric from the left.

    Which brings the question to mind, “It’s your kid. Why the hell should I pay for it?”

    • DEG

      Same reason we pay for public aka government schools.

      Fuck you, that’s why.

      • Animal

        Oh, I know that. But just think how much simpler things would be if the universal expectation was “if you’re responsible for something, you pay for it.”

        Have kids? You’re responsible for feeding, housing and educating them.
        Have a dog? You’re responsible for its vet bills, and liable if it bites someone.
        Quit your job? Better find some new way to feed yourself.
        Took a crap degree in Ethnic Underwater Dog-Polishing Studies? Sucks to be you, best start thinking how to repay those student loans.

        In education in particular (since you brought it up) I’d much rather see government out of education altogether. At any level. But nobody in the Imperial City is asking me what I think.

      • DEG

        In education in particular (since you brought it up) I’d much rather see government out of education altogether. At any level. But nobody in the Imperial City is asking me what I think.

        #metoo

        In NH, the usual suspects are lining up to attack Education Commissioner Frank Edelblut. He supports parental choice. He likes the newly passed “education freedom accounts” which have the effect of having tax money following the student. He and his wife homeschooled all of their children. I suspect if it was up to him, government schooling in NH would be abolished. As part of the attack, I’m seeing a lot of the “this is why we pay for public schooling!” bullshit. Anyone who suggests parents pay for their own kids’ education get shouted down.

    • Lackadaisical

      I’m not even against doing this, on a completely voluntary basis. They’re just saying it as a gotcha.

  13. DEG

    FOX 2: “You’re suing the owner of the car who’s getting his oil changed who did nothing in this case?”

    “I have to do that,” Femminineo said.

    That’s the law.

    This is insane. Or to put it another way, perfectly normal for the government.

    • Sensei

      See my other post he doesn’t “have” to do this. He wants more money than work comp will provide.

      • Rat on a train

        Sue Jeep. Making manual transmissions is negligent when so few people know how to use them.

      • Sensei

        That’s next.

        They really don’t want to put this claim in front of a jury. Also as part of discovery they will likely only claim damages up to the customer’s policy limits so that the jury won’t feel like they are taking money from the actual customer, just the “evil” insurer.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Just Jeep? Or do you want to stick it to anyone making a car with a manual transmission? I think you are clutching at straws.

      • DEG

        Sue anyone making a car with a manual transmission?

        You’re thinking too small.

        Since you could convert a car to a manual like the Cam Master, you need to sue anyone that makes cars.

      • Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

        “Making manual transmissions is negligent when so few people know how to use them.”

        YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!!

  14. The Late P Brooks

    But attorney David Femminineo claims that the person responsible is the owner of the car.

    He should have known better than to take his vehicle to those morons. Open and shut case.

    • Tonio

      The 18 yo auto mechanic did not apparently know how to drive a clutch. Seriously? An auto fucking mechanic.

      • Drake

        They balance cost of defense versus payout and try to negotiate.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Might not be a certified ASE Senior Master Mechanic either…

      • Sensei

        Speaking of which I just read that Motor Week’s Pat Goss died in March at 80 years old.

        YouTube is likely going to put Motor Week out of business soon.

      • Ted S.

        Isn’t Motor Week on Government TV?

      • Sensei

        Why yes, yes it is. Proud Maryland Government TV. Although in the past decade or so syndicated and edited up with commercials on other outlets. Just like Big Bird…

      • Bobarian LMD

        I see it on Motor Trend TV now days, no longer on PBS.

  15. Sean

    If indemnity is overturned, the owner of the Jeep would be fully responsible for the money awarded to the Hawkins’ family.

    And that’s when you build the killdozer.

    • Nephilium

      In Michigan? It wouldn’t get more then 10 feet.

      • Lackadaisical

        This works on multiple levels.

    • Social Justice is Neither

      Isn’t that when you start putting together the class action lawsuits against the auto companies for having dealerships and forcing their negligence onto every car owner?

  16. Lackadaisical

    “FIRST AMENDMENT TROLL GROUP BEDEVILS BOSTON CITY GOVERNMENT”

    Sorry, but didn’t the Christians already do the hard work there?

    • Rat on a train

      I bet the city is more comfortable flying the Satanist flag.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Just wait till NAMBLA wants to fly their flag.

  17. Mojeaux

    I’m not sure why a mechanic doesn’t know/isn’t trained how to drive a stick.

    • Sensei

      Probably because he/she isn’t really a mechanic, but a lot jockey.

      • Drake

        Who doesn’t have a driver’s license at all?

        My car is a manual transmission. I never bring that car anywhere with valet parking. The auto shop I expect them to be able to deal with it.

      • Sensei

        Until my Tesla all my cars were manuals.

        In the early 2000s I was forced to valet my manual Audi A4. To their credit one they had one designated guy who did the manuals.

      • Winded

        All I’ve ever owned is manuals. It’s been at least 15 years since I’ve been to a Jiffy Lube, but the last time I was there, the worker who met me outside the bay directed me to get out and head to the lobby while he pulled it in for service. As soon as he got in, he realized he couldn’t drive it and had to grab a more senior tech.

        3 years ago I went to play a somewhat swanky golf course (it has hosted the US Open) and they had to go beyond the valet list (I believe there were two or three working at the time) and have somebody who worked in the kitchen park my car.

      • Mojeaux

        Hello, Tulpa. Do I know you and forgot (Bad Mojo!) or are you new or a lurker or a prodigal?

      • whiz

        He’s a Badger, so he’s OK.

      • Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

        My brother bought a Jeep Gladiator 6-speed, and the lot jockey could not bring it out after the pre-sales service.

        Fuckin’ pathetic.

    • invisible finger

      I consider manual transmission a theft-prevention device.

    • Swiss Servator

      Mojeaux, check your email, and spam filter…

      • Mojeaux

        Yeup, found it by accident. Just replied.

  18. Tundra

    My parents had that album.

    I had this one.

    The Jeep story is infuriating.

    “When you hand your car over to anybody including the valet or the person at the service desk at your local dealership, you better be able to trust that person,” the attorney said.

    Shut up, cunt.

  19. Mojeaux

    From one of my textbooks: “electronic claims are sent electronically”. ?

    • Spartacus

      Well, I for one am glad that’s cleared up.

    • Nephilium

      Are they positive about that?

      • Spartacus

        No response–they’ve gone into a cationic state.

  20. Certified Public Asshat

    A number of individuals who attended the White House Correspondents’ Association (WHCA) dinner Saturday evening are already testing positive for COVID-19.

    President Biden notes every #WHCD attendee is vaccinated and boosted, including Fox News. "They're all here. Vaccinated and boosted." pic.twitter.com/kr0IkQxkwA— CSPAN (@cspan) May 1, 2022

    He really had to set that joke up.

    • pistoffnick

      I got a size 11 steel-toed boost for your ass rightcheer, Joe.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Every time I see “WHCD”, I think WCHA and have a sad.

      The Golden Rodents leaving the WCHA to play in the Big10 makes even less sense than that oil change story. I miss the old rivalry games.

      • Winded

        The fact that the Big 10 can make an exception for Notre Dame for hockey tells me there’s no reason they couldn’t also make exemptions for UMD, UND, St. Cloud, Minnesota State & Denver (at least.) But now that 4 of those 5 are in a stronger conference than the Big 10, would they even want to merge?

      • l0b0t

        Mumble, grumble…something about Bobby Bowden keeping FSU in the ACC to help the football team at the expense of EVERY OTHER SPORT.

  21. Lackadaisical

    ‘We’re seeing a lot of “if it were really about saving babies you’d give us free shit before, during and after pregnancy” rhetoric from the left. These statements all carry the stink of “pay up, or the fetus gets it,” exactly the sort of sociopathy you’d expect from those people.’

    I heard online contraceptive providers had a 700% jump in business the past few days. Already saving babies.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That’s pretty damning statement about how abortion is really used.

      • Lackadaisical

        That too.

      • invisible finger

        And there are probably a few thousand morons who think contraception will be outlawed.

      • Count Potato

        I already heard it on CNN.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    “electronic claims are sent electronically”.

    Otherwise, you might think they were sent via carrier pigeon.

      • Grosspatzer

        Holy shit, that is fantastic.

        “When carrying web traffic, the carriers may
        digest the spiders, leaving behind a more compact representation.
        The carriers may be confused by mirrors.”

        I need a new keyboard.

  23. rhywun

    We are so screwed.

    It’s starting, isn’t it?

    Buckle up.

    • Tundra

      Been buckled for some time. Now I just want to get it over with.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Yup. The chain noise has stopped and the front of the coaster has pitched over the hill. It’s all over but the screaming.

    • Drake

      Which will crash first – the value of the dollar or the housing market? (Sitting on cash from last house trying to decide when to buy or build)

      • Tundra

        Lol. You, me and trashy.

      • Lackadaisical

        I’m the opposite, tried to get into debt and out of cash. One of us will be proven correct soon.

      • Tundra

        That makes sense, too. It’s mostly just circumstances. I’m not sure where I want to live yet.

        As you say, we’ll find out soon.

      • Lackadaisical

        *peers at stock market*

        Yup, missed yesterday’s rally, but glad I didn’t stick around longer for today’s fun.

        It’s definitely happening. I think TOK’s anecdote below is just another sign.

        I think we’ll both be okay. You guys might really come out ahead depending where you’re headed and how it all shakes out.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        *bides time*

        Seriously though, I’m seeing signs of the market peaking in the Ozarks (where we are looking), so things may come together very nicely for us if my interview with a certain Ozarks-based megacorp go well next week.

      • slumbrew

        You’re laundering money for the cartel?

        Or, uh, re-laundering money? I’m not sure how that works, really – once you have “clean” funds, that’s it. I have some issues with the premise, is what I’m saying.

      • Ted S.

        He’s going to be a groupie in Branson.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Well, I’m getting ready to change jobs. New job is involved with real estate. Should be fun.

        I’d be far more nervous if I wasn’t a year (two tops) away from retirement.

      • whiz

        Here is a house that’s been on the market for 603 days, and it’s only $183/sq.ft. Of course it has a $1371/month HOA fee that might be a poison pill to many (including me).

    • The Other Kevin

      We have a friend whose husband sells cars. I asked her if business has changed recently. Are people buying less? Are they buying more efficient cars? Nope. They’re still buying like crazy, even trucks and Broncos. Seems like those of us buckled up are the outliers.

      • Nephilium

        As long as the interest rate is lower then the real inflation number, it makes sense to take on debt.

      • The Other Kevin

        Thanks for this. We just remodeled our kitchen, and it’s beautiful but of course way more expensive than we thought. But we did get a deal when we financed the cabinets.

      • Nephilium

        Several years back, I looked at my mortgage interest, and the returns on my investments. Comparing the two, I decided to stop paying extra on my mortgage, and put that into savings and brokerage accounts. I believe I’m still ahead overall even with the Putin downturn.

      • Drake

        Maybe putting $50 down on a $70k truck is the smart move. I can pay it off with a suitcase full of worthless 100’s in a couple years.

      • The Other Kevin

        I stand corrected, maybe people are smarter than I’m giving them credit for.

      • Lackadaisical

        Now you guys are getting it.

        And worst comes to worst, you can sell it for a billion dollars.

      • Spartacus

        And buy two loaves of bread.

      • Hyperion

        I wish that was a joke.

      • gbob

        The fact that I made the same decision, and that it appears sane, only shows how terrifying the next stage seems to me. 53% of all wealth is tied up in a generation that will be gone in a decade. What happens next? My 8 Ball seems to show nothing but blood and terror as an answer.

      • Sensei

        Better hope nothing important on it breaks on it because it they will be waiting for critical parts from disrupted supply chains for months.

        Because nothing on a modern automobile is actually switched directly. Instead it’s all commanded by various ECUs.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Being pregnant is the only thing that can get men to the doctor.

    • Lackadaisical

      Sucks when you forget the latest bullshit.

      Also interesting that, iirc, women overall make up the core of the anti abortion side.

    • rhywun

      LOL yesterday’s platitudinous talking points called

      That is perfect.

    • Pope Jimbo

      If men could get pregnant, deaths during childbirth would skyrocket. Mostly because men would pretty much stay home and attempt to have the kid on their own. And I mean on their own. Not like some sissy with a midwife.

      The most impressive thing about the child birth process to me was how many doctors/nurses/random strangers (as far as I could tell) who came into the room and jammed fingers into my wife to check how dilation was going. No way a guy would put up with that much probing.

      • rhywun

        I don’t think men have the hips for it, either.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    It’s a good thing I don’t take my cars to somebody else for service. The lawyers would have a field day when they found out I disable the “clutch safety switch” on all my cars.

    To start: Transmission in neutral. Left foot on brake, right foot on gas. Turn key.

    • Rat on a train

      It’s a dying skill.

      • Tundra

        My 22 yo son is picking up a manual Tacoma next week. He’s never driven an auto as a daily driver.

        /keeping the skill on life support

      • Rat on a train

        It save me once when I tried to get a reservation for a moving truck. I tried multiple locations until one mentioned all they had available for the time frame were manual transmissions. I said no problem, I’ve driven a deuce before.

    • juris imprudent

      Sucks to be a wrong-thinker, you can’t even be a legit victim.

    • Lackadaisical

      ….. What??

      That’s bull.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      And he had a weapon.

      WTF

    • TARDis

      The fact that evil fuck is not dead shows how corrupt our government/media/academia truly is.

    • B.P.

      So it was a contractor van that slammed into the building. I guess the guy driving the van can put in a bid for the repair work.

    • rhywun

      Then an unrelated “Famous New Original Jumbo’s” opens down the block.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Which will crash first – the value of the dollar or the housing market?

    Around here (Pocatello/ East Idaho) the housing market is already showing some signs of returning to sanity. Prices are being dropped. Houses take more than 48 hours to sell.

    As always, a desirable place will get snapped up, but people don’t seem to be throwing money at anything with a roof and a front door.

    • Tundra

      Even here it’s starting to moderate. We’re still a ways away from sanity, but it’s trending down.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      So 72 instead of 48?

      • Translucent Chum

        Whatever it takes.

    • Lackadaisical

      There’s a house 2 doors down from me that’s been on the market for over a month, basically unheard of in Tampa. But they’re asking about 120k more than they bought it for 3 months ago. They had a price drop, but only 5k.

      Wait, it just sold, but only for an extra 50k…

      • Hyperion

        “There’s a house 2 doors down from me that’s been on the market for over a month”

        I think that is unheard of anywhere. Did it burn down after they listed it?

      • Lackadaisical

        Like I said, they were asking way over even the inflated market here. Guess after 15 offers for 75k under their asking they finally agreed to something.

      • Lackadaisical

        In perspective, the cost of financing is way up(almost doubled now), so they’re really lucky to be getting anything above their asking.

    • Tulip

      It’s going completely crazy here. A house sold 4/18 for $82,000 over asking. 816 square feet.

      • Hyperion

        In the areas I was looking in, you could buy a beautiful home for under 300k 2 years ago. Now piles of junk, so bad I’m not even sure they are currently livable, sell for 500k or more. If anything decent comes on the market, there are multiple over market bids within 24 hours. I just gave up for now. Because no matter what speculators speculate, this is a bubble and it is unsustainable, so the pop happenes eventually and it’s just a matter of when, not if.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Looking at housing affordability (median house price to median household income), we never really recovered after 2008. The ratio is around 4.5-5 in normal times, and it bottomed out around 5.5 in the 2010s. From late 2005 to early 2007, it hovered around 6.8 (peak of 7.03) before the bubble popped. As of the beginning of the year this year, we’re at 7.72. (https://www.longtermtrends.net/home-price-median-annual-income-ratio/)

        It amazes me that there are lunatics out there who only see upside in the housing market. A little bit of unemployment will prove them wrong.

      • Brett L

        I’ve never gone more than 3x gross. Can’t imagine doing so. I guess if it was that or rent…

      • Sean

        We didn’t even go that far. We were under 2x.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        3x is about right. The income number is skewed down by renters.

        We’re targeting 2.5-3x, and I think that’s a bit high, to be honest. In a non-insane market, 2x would get us what we want.

      • slumbrew

        I’d be looking at least 5x around here. And that’s for a condo, not a full house. It’s nuts.

      • Fourscore

        In grade school, about 1947 or so, we were taught 2.5, someone making 5 K could afford to go 12.5, that was way more than a 2 BR subdivision Cape Cod was priced at. The Senior Fourscore didn’t make 5K and our house was proof.

      • Lackadaisical

        I’m really sad I had to move. I had it made. Rent for somewhere livable is as high as my mortgage now, and I paid ~3x gross earnings. But we’re a 1.5 income family.

      • Hyperion

        They don’t believe that, they just want to keep it going as long as possible.

  26. JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

    In this house we believe the government should stay out of the bedroom.
    But it should be in the kitchen telling me not to use a gas stove.
    And it should be in my car so I don’t use too much gas.
    Oh, and it should be in my bank account tracking my transactions.
    And it should be on my face in the form of a mask.
    And in my veins.

    • rhywun

      LOOK AT ME

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      But of course…

    • Pope Jimbo

      Malveaux and Jean-Pierre live in Washington DC with their adopted daughter Soleil.

      What a hypocrite. She should have insisted that the kid be aborted. I’m sure that poor kid is going to come across some uncomfortable quotes from Mommy praising and celebrating abortions when she gets older.

      • EvilSheldon

        Ugh, those names…

      • SDF-7

        They’re Traditionalist Punky Brewster Fans, apparently.

      • Fourscore

        What, no brother named LeNiege?

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Groundbreaking

    Karine Jean-Pierre will become the new White House press secretary when Jen Psaki departs her role next week, President Joe Biden announced in a statement Thursday, becoming the first Black and out LGBTQ person to hold the position

    Who gives a shit?

    • Hyperion

      Well, at least she can check more boxes than Strawberry, that’s what is really important.

      • robodruid

        SugarFree’s writing will only get…..better.

      • Hyperion

        Which will now make him not only sexist, but racist too, and probably transphobic, and when we learn her nationality, also a xenephobe.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Are you suggesting that an upcoming episode will feature chocolate covered strawberries?

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      Let’s keep segmenting the population into ever smaller wedges so we can always have a first.

      • Hyperion

        It’s a game in which they have to lose in the end. Why they do it is that they don’t think that end will come soon enough to matter. Because they believe that they are the future for all humanity and have already won. So they believe they will have absolute power before any harm from their insanity comes to them.

    • rhywun

      I feel like Blacking out myself.

    • l0b0t

      Psaki added, “I can’t wait to see her shine as she brings her own style, brilliance and grace to the podium.”

      Using deprecated racial slurs? Shame on you, Double Hitler!

      • Fourscore

        …and way under appreciated…

  28. Hyperion

    Boa tarde, Glibs.

    I’m so depressed. I mean what if I get pregnant like so many men are doing today and I can’t get an abortion? Besides my climate anxiety, this is all I am able to think of.

    • The Other Kevin

      With Trump and his MAGA gang roaming free, this is literally the most dangerous time to be alive in all of history.

    • slumbrew

      You can check your retirement account balance if you want other things to think about.

      • Hyperion

        I don’t even want to look, seroiusly.

      • Lackadaisical

        Still way up from March of 2020. But yes, not good if you’ve put money in during the last 6 months.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      You mean the end of Net Neutrality didn’t kill you already?

  29. Count Potato

    “Under state law, if the valet driver injures someone with your car, you are responsible.

    The law is called vicarious liability and means the owner is automatically liable for the negligence of the driver.”

    That’s retarded.

    • l0b0t

      Elvis wants them to know they are yellow-bellied cowards.

  30. kinnath

    Inflation rewards people that borrow money and punishes people that save money.

    The “smart” response to high inflation is to borrow, borrow, and borrow. Money sitting is savings becomes worthless.

    This is, of course, a terrible way to manage you personal finances. Inflation basically rewards self-destructive behavior.

    So, I bought a new-to-me pickup truck that I could have lived without because I got a 3.5 percent fixed loan, and I will be paying it back with worthless dollars in the future. And I am betting that FedGov will continue to make that vehicle more valuable as they ruin the utility of new vehicles through green regulation.

    Borrowing money to buy the truck still makes me queasy, but I think it was the right bet.

    • rhywun

      Interesting. I new a new computer soon and it never would have crossed my mind to not pay cash for it.

      • rhywun

        “need”

      • kinnath

        Credit card interest it typically tied to the prime rate. Buying stuff with credit cards will always be a bad idea.

        Fixed rate loans that are still well below the “official” CPCI (and way, way below actual inflation) the way to go, IF you plan to borrow.

        Right now I have a mortgage at 2.5%, one car loan at 3.5%, and another car loan around 4%. I would love to pay these off early, but there is little gain from making extra payments.

      • rhywun

        I was expecting something “no interest” but apparently that’s not an option where I’m looking. Yeah, I don’t do credit.

  31. Hyperion

    Cat Fight!

    I have to say, Gutfeld is absolutely right, and Rivera is full of shit up to his eyeballs. The left have been making getting an abortion some type of bragging right or prize FOR YEARS NOW. Has Rivera been hiding under a rock or is he just a disingenuous liar?

      • Hyperion

        I said about 10 years ago that the screeching harpies are going to start having tupperware parties where you get prizes for the most aborted fetuses you bring to the party. Depraved idiots.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I mean, I used to have 3 or 5 aborted fetuses stuck on coat hangers taking up all sorts of room in the closet. It was a total mess!

        Now I can simply put the aborted baby parts into a blender, puree them and then pour them into the Tupperwear Fetus Keeper. It takes up so much less room and they are guaranteed to stay fresh until the Supreme Court gains a liberal majority.

      • Fourscore

        What happens to aborted fetuses? I’m thinking there may be a business opportunity here for a creative person.

        /sort of sarc and dark

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Let me introduce you to my friend Kermit. He had a few uses for them.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Rivera is an irredeemable shitbag.

    • EvilSheldon

      Now I kinda want to see that fight. I bet it would be hilarious.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    “Buyback”? WTF?

    The Biden administration plans to seek bids this fall to buy 60 million barrels of crude oil as the first step in a years-long process aimed at replenishing America’s emergency oil reserve, an Energy Department official told CNN.

    This would mark the first time since the early 2000s that the Energy Department has acquired large quantities of oil for the US Strategic Petroleum Reserve (SPR), the largest emergency supply of oil on the planet.

    The Energy Department plans to announce the launch of the long-term buyback plan on Thursday to show officials are serious about eventually refilling the SPR, which has been drained by the war in Ukraine and sales mandated by Congress to raise revenue.

    They should just buy it from Russia.

    • rhywun

      drained by the war in Ukraine

      Please tell me we’re not just giving it to them.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        No. Biden’s blaming the war for him having to release oil in order to offset prices.

      • Hyperion

        Trumputin causes everything you know? If only they would have let Hillary have her turn, this would all be OK.

      • rhywun

        Ah.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        No, we were selling to France.

    • The Other Kevin

      The war’s been only going for a few months. And already reserves are so depleted they need to be restored? Maybe releasing reserves wasn’t such a good plan?

      • Hyperion

        Of course it was a stupid plan, it’s what hey do.

    • Hyperion

      That of course, makes no sense at all, which is what you expect from this administration.

      • Nephilium

        Buy high, give away low. That’s the plan, they’ll make up for it in volume.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Why don’t they just have a gun buyback program in Russia?

      The Biden Administration can give any Russian who turns in a assault rifle a couple hundred bucks. Pretty soon that region would be totes peaceful.

      I know, I know. You are going to say my plan is impractical. That it will cost too much. Well Mr. Smart Guy, we can save lots of money by just dropping the guns we bought over Afghanistan. That way we don’t have to pay to haul them all the way across the Pacific.

  33. Sensei

    The biggest risk in the fall, if boosting is delayed, is the potential for hospitals to fill up with those that are the most vulnerable all over again, Bancel said.

    The increased circulation from the intersection of waning immunity and a more transmissible variant, as is being observed with more Omicron subvariants in the U.S. and abroad, is the real risk, he said.

    “We have a risk in the fall — if we don’t have the booster campaign early enough —that we might not be in a great spot in the fall to meet earnings guidance.” Bancel said.

    COVID-19: ‘We might not be in a great spot in the fall’: Moderna CEO

  34. DEG

    UCS, I just read your mid-day post/story. I like it.

  35. Hyperion

    So, it’s looking less likely that the dem’s SCOTUS leak will trun around the midterms for them. So, what will it be? A stronger verion of a genetically modified bat virus, or nuclear war?

      • Hyperion

        By the left? I don’t like their chances. They’ll shoot their eye out.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      DeSantis tries to kidnap Gavin Newsom and forces him to carry a child to full term.

      • Sean

        Ugh, SF’s ears just perked up.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Of more interest is that JD Vance won the Ohio GOP primary and he ran on an explicitly populist, non-interventionist platform including opposition to Russian sanctions.

      I guarantee you that the Romneyites are freaked out about that.

      • Hyperion

        They aren’t freaked out about it. They’re just wondering and plotting how they can keep their war mongering going forever, against the will of most Americans.

      • Gustave Lytton

        As if JD Vance won’t be led down the garden path, assuming he gets elected in November. The guy has zero experience.

    • Pope Jimbo

      The next big scandal will be when an anonymous source leaks the results of the mid-term elections on October 15th.

      The report – written by George Soros – will be marked “DRAFT”.

  36. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Speaking as the parent of a child who is definitely on the spectrum and suffers mightily for it, these people can go fuck themselves. I’m willing to bet good money that they are not truly autistic but wear the condition like a cloak of acquired victimhood.

    “ “Autism is a neurodevelopmental and neurobiological disability that is not treatable or curable,” wrote the petition’s authors. “It is not an illness or disease and most importantly, it is not inherently negative. Autistic people at Harvard and globally have advocated in the face of ableism to defend ourselves from such hateful, eugenicist logic.”

    https://reason.com/2022/05/05/harvard-students-autism-violently-ableist-panel/

    • Brett L

      My oldest had a day where he couldn’t sit still and keep his mouth shut in 2nd grade and came home wanting to quit school because he doesn’t belong. I’m not sure how much to encourage this. I’m taking him for ice cream later though. I would not wish it on anyone.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Boys shouldn’t have to sit still all the time. They need to move.

        My son has been under medical treatment for almost ten years now and while he has greatly improved, he still struggles with anxiety and depression.

        Had he not been treated, he would be dead.

      • Brett L

        We’re already on that path. I hate it for him. Not the treatment, but that he’s already struggling to fit in socially at 8.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        If you’re truly concerned that he may be autistic, e-mail me at scruffyglib at ProtonMail, I can offer some resources and advice as someone who went down the wrong roads first before finding the right people to help.

      • Brett L

        Thanks. We have a really good therapist who has told us we are lucky that he is very social (aka talks to anyone without any social curing) so he’ll probably end up passing by the time he is an adult. That said, therapist is working with him and us on coping strategies. He’ll be okay. But I wish I could do more for him.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Most doctors and therapists are completely unaware there are some tests you can run that can identify specific problems which lead to neurological inflammation. Some of those problems are treatable.

        In other words some forms of autism, while not wholly curable, are manageable. However, diagnostic testing is required beforehand; genetic screening, gut biome, heavy metals, etc… Insurance typically does not cover it.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Uffda. I feel for him.

        My boys got way less time in grade school to burn off physical energy than I did. I remember getting a short recess in the morning and the afternoon (in addition to lunch). Just to go outside and run around like maniacs. My boys would get held inside at lunch if it was even slightly cold.

        My daughter is the oldest and my wife would sit her down and they’d go through all sorts of flash cards. It worked great. Then my first son started school and my wife tried to do the same thing. Unfortunately, he had to devote so many brain cells to sitting quietly, that he struggled with the flash cards. My wife being a stubborn Korean mom fought with him for weeks. I finally stepped in and took over the flash cards. Instead of making him sit still, he could run and jump as much as he could. He just had to yell the answers. And if he got one wrong, I made him do “penalties” like hopping on one foot until he could answer 5 in a row.

        He loved it and breezed through the flash cards with ease. I thought it was funny. My wife hated it because it just reinforced her suspicions about us being barely socialized apes.

      • R.J.

        I sympathize. I even look like a barely socialized ape.

    • Rat on a train

      Aspies took over when they were merged in with Kanners.

  37. Count Potato

    “The US Federal Trade Commission is reportedly reviewing Elon Musk’s $44 billion Twitter buyout for potential antitrust concerns.

    The FTC now has 30 days to consider the deal and decide whether to issue a second request to probe the matter further, although most experts believe there are no antitrust concerns that could block the takeover, according to Bloomberg.

    However, the anti-monopoly activist group Open Markets Initiative, where Democratic FTC Chair Lina Khan used to work, has urged the agency to block the deal, saying that it ‘poses immediate and direct threats to American democracy and free speech.’

    The group argued that Musk’s ownership of the Starlink satellite internet service already gives him control over a key communication platform, and that his purchase of Twitter would be a dangerous concentration of power.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10786851/Elon-Musks-Twitter-takeover-faces-FTC-antitrust-review.html

    OFFS!! How much shit does Meta and Alphabet own?

    • Hyperion

      Dumbfucks, Starlink is barel operational now as a system in beta. How worried are they about Comcast? That’s what I thought.

      • Hyperion

        Barely, damnit, Musk is right, edit button now!

      • Lackadaisical

        As much as I love our overlords here, can musk buy this site? Lol.

        I am proof reading challenged (right up until hitting post)

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      How could his purchase of Twitter violate anti-trust laws?

  38. The Late P Brooks

    Interesting take

    Elon Musk and Cathie Wood took aim at index funds in a Twitter thread, arguing that passive investments have controlled too big a percentage of the stock market.

    The CEO of Tesla responded to a post by venture capitalist Marc Andreessen, who said giant asset managers like BlackRock have outsized voting power in corporate America because of their increasingly popular index funds. Musk agreed with Andreessen, saying passive investing “has gone too far.”

    “Decisions are being made on behalf of actual shareholders that are contrary to their interests! Major problem with index/passive funds,” Musk tweeted.

    Ark Invest’s Wood joined the conversation Wednesday, saying investors in index funds like the S&P 500 ETF missed out on Tesla’s 400-fold appreciation before it was added to the equity benchmark.

    “In my view, history will deem the accelerated shift toward passive funds during the last 20 years as a massive misallocation of capital,” Wood added

    There is certainly a huge growing disparity between shareholders’ and fund managers’ interests and aims.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Give me somewhere to put my money without it getting inflated away, and I’ll happily get out of the market.

      • Hyperion

        Land, but Bildo has already bought it all, which is totes fine with lefties worried about billionaires owning too much stuff.

      • slumbrew

        Much better to have a Top Woman like Wood making her hot stock picks, and getting those fat management fees.

        When her performance reverts to the mean, it will just be Bad Luck.

      • Lackadaisical

        Lol, when?

        She’s way down below the market right now. Not sure why anyone listens to her lucky ass.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      He has a point and I say that as someone who is almost wholly in ETFs.

      • slumbrew

        The lack of market signaling from passive fund is also an issue.

        But the small investor doesn’t have better options.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      Celebrate diversified portfolios.

      • UnCivilServant

        I read that as “Celebrate Diversified Potatos.”

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        Hey, it looks like we got Dan Quayle here.

      • Ted S.

        Remember, one of the teachers misspelled it on the card he was using.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, it can join “Star Wars” and “Doctor Who” in the pile of “don’t care anymore”.

      • TARDis

        Yup. Maybe change my handle to ‘TARDwas’.

    • Hyperion

      It’s what I have been saying all along. So of course, they won’t do that.

      • R.J.

        Nope. A dude in Louisiana already proposed making it a felony to abort a fetus.

    • Not Adahn

      Didn’t you RTFA?

      is less of an erotic toy, more of a dadaist interrogation of the very concept of pleasure.

      Using the Balldo is not a good way to have a sexual relationship.

      Made me gaze into my own soul and question the very nature of sexual relationships.

      There are actually two experiences one can have with the Balldo: using it, and showing the YouTube video to other people. The latter I found much more fulfilling.

  39. R.J.

    Mmmmm…
    I want to reek of cheap cigars and rye whiskey right now.

  40. Mojeaux

    I have had a very good and productive day today. That is all.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Much better to have a Top Woman like Wood making her hot stock picks, and getting those fat management fees.

    When her performance reverts to the mean, it will just be Bad Luck.

    It already has, hasn’t it?

    • slumbrew

      Last I looked she was indeed coming back to earth

    • rhywun

      “may be”

      Or it may be ten times less.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    I have had a very good and productive day today. That is all.

    *toots horn, throws confetti*

  43. The Hyperbole

    DAILY QUORDLE ROUNDUP™©®
    (The ‘Adios, for now’ Edition)
    #101
    Champs
    SDF-7 17

    Ghostpatzer 18
    l0b0t 18
    MikeS 18
    The Hyperbole 18
    Ted S. 19
    whiz 20
    grrizzly 21
    Ownbestenemy 21
    rhywun 21
    db 22
    Grumbletarian 22
    Not Adahn 22
    Ozymandias 22
    Scruffy Nerfherder 22
    Sean 22
    The Other Kevin 22
    Tulip 22
    Tundra 22
    trshmnstr the terrible 23
    Bobarian LMD 24
    TARDis 24
    Grummun 25
    kinnath 25

    Chumps
    Rat on a train 26

    25 P, 21.44 A, 19/6 TL, 39 SSS. That’s some mighty fine Quordling there Glibs. It’s not looking like the Scrabble score is a good indicator of difficulty, today was the 2nd highest Scrabble Score of the week and by far our best day. The nerds at the nerd store haven’t fixed my laptop yet so I’m putting MikeS in charge for a few days (if he wants it), as I don’t want to do all this from my phone. Give him the same respect and admiration that you give to me.

    • Rat on a train

      SDF, you have been kicked out of office.

      • SDF-7

        Ha! You wish! I remain Dictator For Life of Chumptown — I know where the triple failure bodies are buried… mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha…..

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    • MikeS

      I’m your Huckleberry.

      • MikeS

        Give him the same respect and admiration that you give to me.

        Good thing for me they all think more of you than I do!

  44. The Late P Brooks

    Dispatch from the moral high ground

    Levi Strauss & Co said on Wednesday it will reimburse travel expenses for its full- and part-time employees who need to travel to another state for health care services, including abortions.

    The apparel company best known for its jeans is the latest U.S. company to offer the benefit as various states clamp down on access to abortions.

    And now, the U.S. Supreme Court looks set to vote to overturn the Roe v. Wade decision that legalized abortion nationwide, according to a leaked initial draft majority opinion published by Politico on Monday.

    “Given what is at stake, business leaders need to make their voices heard and act to protect the health and well-being of our employees. That means protecting reproductive rights,” the company said in a statement.

    Good news, girls! You can participate in that spring break gang bang after all. The company’s got your back.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Don’t let your baby distract you from your career!

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      If that’s what they want to do with company money, that’s fine. For that matter, it seems there are enough rich pro-abortion people that they could pretty easily create a modern abortion railroad.

    • TARDis

      “So, pay raises will be limited this year. I know inflation is bad and so are interest rates, but we have helped so many birthing people combat climate change and enjoy irresponsible sex at the same time. This is a core company value, and you should be proud of sacrificing to help those oppressed by the Patriarchy.”

    • Lackadaisical

      Damnit. I like the fit of Levi’s.

    • rhywun

      I can’t wait.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of Levis- aren’t they HQ’d in San Francisco? It’s not like California is going to ban abortion any time soon. Do they even have sweatshops factories in this country, or are all their clothes made in places like Honduras and Viet Nam?

    It’s nothing but empty vapid posturing.

    • The Hyperbole

      According to wiki they have 2800 company-run stores.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      They have Levis stores around the country. They probably have offices in places like Germany that restrict abortion after the first trimester.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        While looking up abortion laws in other countries I came across this one for Belgium in Wikipedia. “Abortion in Belgium was fully legalised on 4 April 1990.[1] Abortion is legal until 12 weeks after conception (14 weeks after the last menstrual period). The women is required to receive counselling at least six days prior to the abortion and to check in with her doctor to monitor her health in the weeks after the procedure.”

        It says it’s fully legal in Belgium, but when states in the US want to restrict it after a certain time like in Belgium, much of the media is framing it as a ban, and the counseling requirement would be an outrage here. Maybe something got lost in the translation from Flemish. Hopefully Wikipedia will make a correction.

    • TARDis

      I predict it will be a burnt shit-show. I can’t wait to ignore the reviews.

    • R.J.

      When I die, please incinerate my body on top of a pile of remakes and sequels. It will be my last gift to the world.

    • The Hyperbole

      Meh, remakes of forty year old, mostly forgotten movies are perfectly cromulent in my book. But I’m an oddball and remakes don’t bother me much anyways.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Agreed, but I don’t much care for soft reboots of beloved franchises in a way that doesn’t respect the source material.

      • rhywun

        I guess, if you’re under 40. There are a fair number of remakes I like often without even knowing the original came out before I was born.

    • Animal

      Zac Efron stars in “Firestarter” in a role that is a far cry from his High School Musical days! He plays Andy, who is married to Vicky (Sydney Lemmon from The Walking Dead) and the couple’s son Charlie (Ryan Kiera Armstrong), but they aren’t your typical family. They’ve been on the run for more than a decade, attempting to keep Charlie safe from those who want to take advantage of her abilities.

      Uhh… But…

      Oh, never mind. Not like I’m gonna watch it anyway.

      • Timeloose

        It’s not a good idea to remake a movie that was well done, had great practical effects, and great acting.

        It hasn’t stop people in the past, but my two cents.

        A remake of a movie that was not done well with the effects of the day is fertile ground for a well made remake.

    • SDF-7

      I’m sure it will have all the magic of the Carrie remake(s?).

    • Urthona

      Next they’re gonna remake Christine, but Christine is gonna be a Prius.

      Silent. Electrical. Death.

      Terrifying.

      As long as she plugs in first.

      • Timeloose

        New car smell. That’s the greatest smell in the world, except for the front hole.

      • Rat on a train

        Tesla. Prius are hybrid.

      • Urthona

        dammit

  46. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    Found a place to live over the summer. Vivian the Class C RV will be open for bidness in Hendersonville NC starting July 1!

    • R.J.

      Fantastic! I prompted people for RV suggestions on Tuesday as well. Hope that may help in the future.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        I missed that! Was it in PM linx?

      • Tundra

        Tuesday’s Car thread.

        Congrats! I’m really happy for you!

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      ?? !!!

    • Ownbestenemy

      So pfizer dumps data and FDA is like…J&J

  47. Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

    It is 26° C (79° F) and 19% R.H. on my back deck right now.

    In Edmonton. Alberta. On May the 5th.

    God Bless Global Warming.

    • rhywun

      Colder and much more humid in NYC.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        My one regret is I have nothing to grill and I’m too buzzed on cheap French brandy to safely drive to the butcher for a Hunk ‘O Meat.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Huh. I should drink brandy in the morning:

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    • The Hyperbole

      Wait you’re a Canadian? and here I’ve been letting you play in the American Quordle League.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        You already knew my nationality, based on disparaging comments you’ve made about it in response to previous posts of mine.

      • The Hyperbole

        I honestly don’t remember, but it sounds like something I would do. So, it’s a fair cop.

      • Rat on a train

        Can we also split the American League into East and West conferences?

    • Animal

      53 degrees and 37% RH here in the Great Land at the moment.

      I can handle that.

      • TARDis

        Yeah, well we have AC here.
        *mashes temperature button*

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Yeah, well we have AC here.

        The only time that I’ve ever lived in a house with A/C was when I lived in off-base housing in California. Every other house has been in cooler climes.

      • Tundra

        Everything back under control there? No more fire?

      • Rat on a train

        The mosquitos are coming.

      • hayeksplosives

        89 F here, pool is still chilly but I went for a nice swim anyway.

        Did some “plantsnap” sleuthing and found out that my two odd dark purple shrubs that recently sprouted very frizzy tips are “Royal Purple smoke trees.”

        Good for desert growing. I approve. I’m glad the prior owners were good landscapers. Except maybe for the box elder tree. That sucker might have to GO!

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        One of the few things I liked about our B.C. property was the smoke tree (which I’d never heard of before). Beautiful tree!