Wednesday Morning Links

by | May 11, 2022 | Daily Links | 406 comments

My main man Mane!

Toronto is a shock win away from knocking out the Lightning. The Minnesooooooda WIIIIIIIIIIILD fell to St Louis and also faces elimination. LA are 3-2 up in Edmonton. And Carolina thumped Boston. Across the pond, Liverpool escaped with a win to put (just a tiny bit of) pressure on Man City in the chase for the EPL. I still think they’re gonna come up short. And that’s it for sports.

Being a stupid asshole is, and always has been, bipartisan. These fuckers better learn how to read a room or people will start taking up arms. And yes, I mean that the same way that retard Lori Lightfoot meant it. The only difference is I ain’t backpedaling what I said.

PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEE!!!

Oh, come on lady. Get a fucking life. Why is it always the politically-active leftists who always find these “problems” the overwhelming majority of people never see? Maybe because they only exist in their minds.

This ain’t good. It might force a cancellation or postponement of U2’s upcoming tour date there. Or the Canadian PM’s sing-along.

This entire thing is a psyop.

Too late, dumbasses. Between this poor decision and all the wokeness, you’ve lost the game.

This ought to kill the myth of pilots being special. Sully? Nothing but a bitch.

Not sure this will cut crime. It might cut crime by “civilians”, but it won’t cut crime. Not until their union is neutered.

“I came here to eat an ice cream cone and kick ass. And I’m all out of ice cream.” This story is fucking awesome.

::Checks location:: Yep, Southwest Houston. This is not surprising.

Don’t think I’ve ever played these guys for you. Which is a sad oversight.  So sad that I’m giving you a double-dose. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Wednesday, dear friends.

BONUS SUPER-RETARDED LATE LINK. That’s gonna be an absolute pile of shit. I can’t wait.

About The Author

sloopyinca

sloopyinca

406 Comments

  1. Yusef drives a Kia

    “Being a stupid asshole is, and always has been, bipartisan. ”
    Warmongers gonna warmonger

  2. AlexinCT

    Oh, come on lady. Get a fucking life. Why is it always the politically-active leftists who always find these “problems” the overwhelming majority of people never see? Maybe because they only exist in their minds.

    Leftists tend to shirk the responsibilities of the world and be left without any sort of meaning in life. That’s why so many of them resort to the activist shit. It lets them feel they are making a difference rather than just being a drag on society. We should force these people to do meaningful work like their ideology demands.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I think it’s that leftists think that they’re more important than they actually are. Get a job, make money, employ someone, support your family, don’t be an asshole, these are basic things that don’t make you “special” but are far more important than “changing the world.”

      Colleges and primary schools are pumping out deluded activists that don’t know how to take care of their own business but want to tell everyone else how to handle theirs.

      • AlexinCT

        I think it’s that leftists think that they’re more important than they actually are.

        Actually, I suspect it is quite the opposite that causes this mental disorder. These tend to be people that find no meaning in life and are desperate to find something to give it meaning so they ca act/be important. They more often than not lack any real things that give them a feeling of value, driving them to need to do something to change that. Amongst the young, it is caused by the indoctrination that told them they were special, to boost their self esteem, without ever having accomplished anything of real importance or value, which leaves them knowing they are fake as shit. That indoctrination drives them to activism, because doing meaningful work or starting a real family is for the conformists. Amongst the older ones they might be in high paying jobs but hate the job and feel it is actually meaningless. They tend not to have families or family responsibilities. They lack religious or real community connections. And most importantly, worry that they will end up alone in their old age forgotten and realizing they made no difference.

        These are people that act the way they do out of insecurity. not out of any feeling of superiority (despite projecting that image).

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        It’s both. It attracts the narcissists AND the insecure. They each see themselves in the activism. The insecure get a semblance of personal stability. The narcissists get to play superhero.

      • Festus

        Just like 12-step programs. And now you know the rest of the story…

    • juris imprudent

      Leftists are religious zealots. And before anyone gets carried away, zealots are a small subset of believers in general, and they are fucking maniacs regardless of the religious beliefs they embrace.

  3. Shpip

    House passes $40 billion Ukraine aid bill

    I have it on good authority that $40B would end homelessness in the US forever. Why is it going to Ukraine?

    • sloopyinca

      Homelessness? Man, that would end world hunger.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Homelessness is at least another 0.

    • UnCivilServant

      It’s going there to get sent into the personal accounts of the connected people.

      • AlexinCT

        Ukraine was where western government sent money since that 2013 revolution for it to disappear into the pockets of many connected leftist entities. See the Biden family affairs.

      • UnCivilServant

        “If you just let us return to a fuedal society, we wouldn’t have to filter our vig through corrupt second-world shitholes!”

      • kbolino

        Neofeudal. Real feudal societies had clear hierarchies and visible obligations. This one will start off at feudalism’s degenerate end state.

      • AlexinCT

        All our societal problems today, especially in the US, stem from the fact that the supposed expert and leadership classes are primarily composed of idiots and assholes. And they know it too. Instead of doing things to correctly diagnose problems, so they can at least do things that attempt to fix them, they politicize problems and solutions, resulting in calamities. All of that stupid because doing real work is somehow harder than just manipulating people’s beliefs. These experts and leaders see how people are wising up, and more importantly, how fucking degenerate and stupid their offspring are, and worry about their kids and grand kids ending amongst the homeless. they want a hereditary aristocracy to block that from happening. In the process it is making the morons the system churns out even more dumb, destructive, and entitled.

      • kbolino

        When the goal is only to live a comfortable and emotionally driven life, insulated from petty concerns like finding food to put on the table or facing scrutiny for your actions or having to build something of real value, then it is absolutely easier and preferable to psychologically manipulate the population than to address their problems. If these people could guarantee, for longer than they can foresee, a gilded cage for themselves, and torment for those whose existence reminds them of their inadequacy, they would do it every day and twice on Sunday. And so they have done.

      • rhywun

        10% for the Big Guy.

        Wasn’t it only 30-something billion just a few days ago?

      • UnCivilServant

        That was before the graft subcomittees ammended it.

      • SDF-7

        Apparently the CIA needed a slush fund, and just to really thumb it in the eye of those of us who read that Davy Crockett story, some money for a congressional widow for some reason needed to be in here.

        Heaven only knows what other slop they threw in the trough for their wallowing pleasure.

    • Festus

      Ukraine has a tent city deficit. We need world-wide tent city equity. For the children!

  4. Festus

    I see you’ve watched me move dirt around the yard.

    • AlexinCT

      I love the outdoors. But I think yard work should be the top concern of the Geneva Convention’s list of abuses as well as be labeled a form of mental and physical abuse.

      • Festus

        I used to really dig it. Failing health put a kibosh on that. We were “The Garden People” in our neighborhood for twenty years. If anyone is interested I’ve got a patch of horseradish that keeps multiplying, year on year. It’s about 20×20 by now. I love that stuff but never wanted to ranch it. Triffids.

  5. Sean

    Hey ES, which DCC clips are you using? Belt or behind the belt?

    • Festus

      Bow-chicka-wow-wow! No phrasing?

    • EvilSheldon

      Oh man, I have a bunch of them on different things.

      I generally use 1.5″ belt clips for pistol holsters and other heavy things, and behind-the-belt clips for knife sheaths.

      • Sean

        I ordered a 2.2.

        Thanks.

  6. AlexinCT

    Too late, dumbasses. Between this poor decision and all the wokeness, you’ve lost the game.

    I wonder how many of the decision makers have realized that they are losing subscriptions because the woke drek they keep producing sucks so bad not even the wokesters want to pay for it. How the fuck did they figure paying some political asshats like to Obamas a shitton of money was going to attract viewers? Is that because they fell for the fact that when a liberal asshat puts out a dumbass book, libraries and connected assholes running entities with a lot of money to waste (government or donations) buy a ton of them to make it look like people want to read their shit, and thought that would also happen with their shitty service?

    Seriously. I have tried to watch shit on Netflix, and it just sucks ballz unless it is some real old content. I also happen to know that wokesters make it a point of sharing their account info, because most of them want free shit.

    • SDF-7

      I assumed it was more in the ilk of “pay big bucks to politically connected machine so their regulators don’t come after us” type shenanigans.

    • R.J.

      ^This. They all share accounts.
      So to combat this, instead of an ad supported version with no subscription fee, it will be a subscription fee with ads? Die a thousand deaths, Netflix.

      • WTF

        Exactly. Who in their right mind would pay a subscription fee to be subjected to ads? Especially since most of their content sucks ass these days.

    • Social Justice is Neither

      I just assume the Obama deal was his payment for his support of net neutrality while president. This way it’s a legit payment for a crap product and not outright bribery or corruption.

    • invisible finger

      The article makes mention of HBOMax and Hulu having ad-supported tiers, without mentioning the fact that they are owned by film studios with large libraries, an advantage Netflix does not have.

      They also seem to be completely unaware that if paying customers are walking away in droves, advertisers will walk away in droves, too.

      • Ted S.

        How much of the back catalog is actually available for streaming at any time?

  7. Not Adahn

    For the previous thread, this smacks too much of someone pretending to be the people they hate:

    First Communiqué

    This is not a declaration of war. War has been upon us for decades. A war which we did not want, and did not provoke. Too long have we been attacked for asking for basic medical care. Too long have we been shot, bombed, and forced into childbirth without consent.

    This was only a warning. We demand the disbanding of all anti-choice establishments, fake clinics, and violent anti-choice groups within the next thirty days. This is not a mere "difference of opinion" as some have framed it. We are literally fighting for our lives. We will not sit still while we are killed and forced into servitude. We have run thin on patience and mercy for those who seek to strip us of what little autonomy we have left. As you continue to bomb clinics and assassinate doctors with impunity, so too shall we adopt increasingly extreme tactics to maintain freedom over our own bodies.

    We are forced to adopt the minimum military requirement for a political struggle. Again, this was only a warning. Next time the infrastructure of the enslavers will not survive. Medical imperialism will not face a passive enemy. Wisconsin is the first flashpoint, but we are all over the US, and we will issue no further warnings.

    And we will not stop, we will not back down, nor will we hesitate to strike until the inalienable right to manage our own health is returned to us.

    We are not one group, but many. We are in your city. We are in every city. Your repression only strengthens our accomplice-ship and resolve.

    — Jane’s Revenge

    :::Edit Faerie fixed your lame html:::

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I guess Jane is over her addiction.

      • Festus

        Hope her voice changed, then.

      • Chafed

        Is she done with Sergio?

      • MikeS

        Bastard treats her like a ragdoll.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      accomplice-ship

      Legit, if only because a pro-lifer wouldn’t be creative enough to come up with a word abortion like that.

      • Tonio

        What you did there was seen…

    • Rat on a train

      We are literally fighting for our lives. We will not sit still while we are killed
      About that.

    • Shpip

      As you continue to bomb clinics and assassinate doctors with impunity,

      In my state, to my recollection, there’s been precisely one guy who shot and killed an abortion doctor.

      Government tried him, convicted him, sentenced him to death, and executed the sentence.

      Some impunity.

      • AlexinCT

        The people making all that hay about abortion clinic bombers are the same ones that love and cheer the freedom fighters of the Weather Underground and other such real criminal and evil movements. The real problem is that they hate others doing the same shit they do, not that violence happens.

    • Not Adahn

      It’s the scuffs and dings that give artisinal html its handcrafted authentic feel.

    • RBS

      Medical imperialism

      LOL

      • AlexinCT

        Anything they don’t like is labeled imperialism. Marxism 101.

    • Ted S.

      The anti-life people have always exhibited this level of hate.

    • juris imprudent

      Not one shout out at the patriarchy?

      I am disappoint.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      For the previous thread, this smacks too much of someone pretending to be the people they hate:

      I dunno, this letter sounds pretty much on par for communications previously put out by the likes of Antifa and BLM.

    • Count Potato

      “As you continue to bomb clinics and assassinate doctors with impunity”

      How often has this actually happened?

    • Grumbletarian

      the inalienable right to manage our own health

      A right which I suspect does not apply to vaccine mandates.

    • The Last American Hero

      Mostly peaceful protests.

    • MikeS

      Wisconsin is the first flashpoint, but we are all over the US, and we will issue no further warnings.

      This sounds to me like one mad(wo)man talking big.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      Wait until they find out that the original Jane regrets her role in all this.

  8. Nephilium

    Oh, come on lady. Get a fucking life. Why is it always the politically-active leftists who always find these “problems” the overwhelming majority of people never see? Maybe because they only exist in their minds.

    Is this why I’ve been seeing dodging more shitty drivers in the parks in the past couple of weeks then I have for the past several years?

  9. Drake

    Inflation report out shortly. Biden will shuffle on to a stage, blame Putin and Trump, then shuffle off without answering a real question.

    It’s supposed to look like he’s concerned but the insult is becoming more obvious.

    • Festus

      Half of both of our countries will believe it. When does that “Santa” moment happen?

  10. Festus

    I know for certain that when I go camping that I always bring my “No Chinks Allowed” neon sign to the campground. Gotta keep the girls safe from the white-slavers. It’s just common sense!

  11. AlexinCT

    This ought to kill the myth of pilots being special. Sully? Nothing but a bitch.

    Yeah, 2 things here. First off, I bet this is a newer small Cessna model that is highly automated, making landing it via ILS somewhat not that difficult if weather conditions are nice and you have one heck of an instructor walking you through it at an airport with a really long strip that was cake to land at. Second of all, this person that landed it had some serious luck. Have a difficult airport, a short strip, bad weather, or shitty instructions, and you would be talking about a crater.

    I still hope someday I get to land a big commercial jet because the cabin crew got sick myself…

    • kbolino

      I still hope someday I get to land a big commercial jet because the cabin crew got sick myself…

      Just don’t eat the fish.

      • SDF-7

        Good luck. We’re all counting on you….

      • TARDis

        Don’t forget to blow up the autopilot.

    • sloopyinca

      Oh, I’m just kidding. I’m certain it takes a ton of skill to pilot and land an airplane. I’m just being a dick.

      • Not Adahn

        From my Aviation merit badge days, landing a Skyhawk II was: get the angle of approach correct, leave everything exactly as is, turn off engine.

    • Festus

      You just like movies about gladiators, don’t you?

      • AlexinCT

        Wait wut?

      • SDF-7

        Tell us, Alex… ever been in a Turkish prison?

      • AlexinCT

        No, but I have had to be in a drunk tank with a guy swearing in Turk…

    • Shpip

      There was a certain amount of luck involved. The aircraft was a Cessna Caravan — not exactly a 152, but a very stable and forgiving platform. Second, the incident took place near Palm Beach International, which used to be a training base for Air Force heavy transport, and thus has a 10,000 foot runway. And as mentioned, the weather was clear with good visibility.

      The one time in recent memory that a passenger tried to land an airliner, it didn’t go so well.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        To be fair, he had a commercial pilot’s license. Also, to be fair, he had no fuel left in the tanks (engine flamed out less than a minute after he entered the cockpit)

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        At 11:49, flight attendant Andreas Prodromou entered the cockpit and sat down in the captain’s seat, having remained conscious by using a portable oxygen supply.[4]: 139 [6] His girlfriend, Haris Charalambous, was also seen in the cockpit helping Prodromou try to control the aircraft.[10] Prodromou held a UK Commercial Pilot Licence,[4]: 27  but was not qualified to fly the Boeing 737. Prodromou waved at the F-16s very briefly, but almost as soon as he entered the cockpit, the left engine flamed out due to fuel exhaustion,[4]: 19  and the plane left the holding pattern and started to descend.[4]: 19  Crash investigators concluded that Prodromou’s experience was insufficient for him to be able to gain control of the aircraft under the circumstances.[4]: 139  However, Prodromou succeeded in banking the plane away from Athens and towards a rural area as the engines flamed out. There were no ground casualties.[11] Ten minutes after the loss of power from the left engine, the right engine also flamed out,[4]: 19  and just before 12:04, the aircraft crashed into hills near Grammatiko, 40 km (25 mi; 22 nmi) from Athens, killing all 121 passengers and crew on board.[4]: 19 

        I’m reasonably confident I could hack my way through landing most fixed wing aircraft because the principles are consistent, it’s just the variables that change, but that’s one of those situations where you have to know exactly what the procedures are ahead of time. You’ve got no time to be figuring it out on the fly.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s the old joke about twin-engine aircraft. In the event of a failure, that second engine is there to get you to the crash site.

  12. rhywun

    This story is fucking awesome.

    Alice Kim has learned a valuable lesson about the pile of stupid who really runs her adopted city.

  13. SDF-7

    You know — I lived through almost all of the 1970’s but was too young to pay much attention…. but I don’t think the mood of the country was *this* toxic. This is like stagflation meets the Watts riots, on a global scale. Seems like every damned news story is just another “screw you, chump!” to the folks who try to keep society running, the lights on and the bills being paid.

    I’m thinking this — because I was thinking “Man, if it was even half this bad — no wonder Reagan got elected. Just someone able to go before the country and be gorram *positive* about the country, the people and the future would have a MASSIVE appeal.” Which of course led to thoughts of MAGA — which attempted to recreate that in 2016 (and had a harder time in 2020 because while I think he had some successes [and yes, JI can debate them, I know], he obviously had a lot of failures on the Swamp and personnel fronts more obviously than Reagan (GHWB was more subtle in his swampiness)). So just thinking about how easy it would be for a true demagogue to ride a populist wave by just at least pretending to care, to express that people in general don’t suck and that things can be better. And all the damned Chicken Little politicians focusing on keeping the graft going by Perpetual Crisis mode are just making that easier and easier every day.

    Probably thoughts that went through the Roman Republic senators’ minds too, I know….

    (queue Ron Perlman Fallout narrator mode)

    History… history never changes.

    (unqueue Ron Perlman mode)

    Just thinking out loud (Just a Thought, Not a Real Point?). Brought out mainly by the Stupid Party being their warmongering, money laundering selves this morning, I think.

    • rhywun

      I don’t remember anything nearly this bad in my life. What I remember from the seventies is that everyone was pretty equally miserable and especially scornful of Congress and DC in general. We did not have half the country cheering on the fall. We did not have a rising class of Marxists amplified by elite institutions and by the feedback loop of social media with a goal of turning everything to shit.

      • AlexinCT

        ^^^THIS^^^

        I spent the 70s living outside the US because of where my dad was stationed, and I remember the others there complaining about how bad things were at home and wherever we were indirectly. Everyone I recall worried about the advancements of marxsm and the evils to come from that shit. But in general it was one conversation after another of how the people in charge had given up, were just resorting to stupid platitudes and more of the same idiocy, and that everyone felt the country was doomed because of their ineptitude. That and how the populous was just fed up of that attitude and the failures.

        Today we have people actively cheering for the idiots doing things that will doom us all as a country.

      • WTF

        Agree. I was a teenager in the 70s and while things were bad, we did not have half the population cheering on the culprits and demanding that everyone must “PROG HARDER” or be destroyed.

      • Fatty Bolger

        That’s a good point, the pessimism was nearly universal by that point.

      • rhywun

        The jokes about the “idiots in DC” were in every sitcom, variety show, and game show.

        Can you imagine that today?!

      • EvilSheldon

        I don’t think we have half the country cheering on the fall now. I think we have a minority in a position of unusual power and influence, social as well as political.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        It depends on how high you set the bar. If using the language and the tactics of the deconstructionist left is enough, then 50% seems conservative. If the bar is as high as actively and knowingly tearing down traditional institutions, that number is very small.

        I had somebody get on a call with me yesterday and say “we’re going to be centering on X during the call today”. Is her use of marxist critical theory language enough?

      • Festus

        Just a paradigm shift. Not to worry!

      • EvilSheldon

        “Is her use of marxist critical theory language enough?”

        I don’t think that it is. Considering that the cultural gatekeepers and ‘tastemakers’ swing heavily neo-Marxist, it’s almost impossible to avoid using some of their jargon.

      • Zwak,The Baddest Johnny on the Apple Cart

        I think Sheldon’s right. And it is starting to show; Virginia parents revolt, Florida going full Red, SF rejection of it’s prog school board and DA, and so on. What we saw during the COVIDIOCY was how much slack there is in gov’t, how much they take for granted re gov’t largess. The people who don’t need it get the most slack. The people we have constantly been told are the most valued members (teachers) are every bit as shitty as our kids told us. And racist, to boot.

        The left told us they were creating a perpetual motion machine, but we are starting to notice that it isn’t going nearly as fast. Indeed, it is breaking down faster and faster instead.

    • Fatty Bolger

      I was a kid, but I remember it pretty well. People were pessimistic (for good reason) and the answer we heard from the people in charge was that this was the new normal, get used to it, you need to stop wanting more and start living on less for the good of your country, and oh, by the way, it looks like the commies have won and we should start making peace with that.

      • Raven Nation

        Yeah, the short version I give to students about the 1980 campaign is that Carter runs on “this is the new normal, sorry, get used to it” and Reagan runs on “we can make things much better by returning to ‘traditional’ approaches.” Even if you were resigned to things not getting better, why not vote for the guy who is at least offering solutions.

    • juris imprudent

      and yes, JI can debate them, I know

      [taps foot impatiently]

      I have noted things Trump was right about; some of those he accomplished and some he did not. I still think he’s 100% asshole. The huge difference between him and Reagan is Reagan ran on a fundamentally positive line, and Trump’s appeal was all in negation. Yet it seems ANY criticism of his Orangeness makes one a TDSer in these here precincts.

      • rhywun

        Reagan ran on a fundamentally positive line, and Trump’s appeal was all in negation

        This. The Stupids could wipe the floor with whoever’s left to run for the Dems next time if they put up someone “positive”, but if they go with Trump again… ugh.

        Yet it seems ANY criticism of his Orangeness makes one a TDSer in these here precincts.

        I don’t think that is a fair characterization at all.

      • R C Dean

        Trump was an insurgent/outsider candidate. Being oppositional/negative is baked in to some extent. But I think his campaign was more “I love America, unlike those guys, who hate you.” There was definitely a positive strain. His rallies were more upbeat than angry, is my recollection.

        And then he pussed out, once in office.

      • juris imprudent

        Yeah well Reagan didn’t accomplish all he promised – Dept of Education is bigger and worse than ever. Also Reagan ran as an outsider, and positively – even though he was negative about the DC establishment.

      • SDF-7

        I didn’t think I was accusing you of TDS, just that you’re more likely to debate his successes than anyone else by a long shot. I’m fine with that — no one really wants group think, and assumptions should be challenged. You’re just the one who seems to do it for Trump, is all. No slight on you.

        For recent example — your comments on the energy sector costs relative to the actions of the Biden administration stay in the back of my mind and challenge my mental consensus over the last few days. I’m still not entirely sure I *agree* that the energy markets were going to spiral up regardless and were on that path before Biden came in, but I definitely have to consider it. And I thank you for that. Being aware that you’re the one who seems to take point on this around here isn’t negative.

      • juris imprudent

        My sensitivity isn’t your fault.

        Most of the discussion of presidents (pro and con) is based more on the myth of the rightful ruler than on objective consideration of the role (and the person).

      • Raven Nation

        Plus Reagan rarely moaned in public about the way he was being treated by the media, etc. Trump has a pretty thin skin. And, yes, I know that some of the attacks on the media were part of his campaign schtick, but at some point just govern.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Thin skinned, yes, but also correct in his assessments.

        He wasn’t paranoid about a hostile media, they actually were out to get him, with The Fortification being Exhibit A.

      • juris imprudent

        Some of his assessments were correct – getting us out of needless foreign operations (without much success).

        Some of his assessments were wrong – building a wall was going to make this country a less attractive option than living in a Central American shit-hole. And for gawdsakes, his stated trade policy (which is not the same as what was actually negotiated) and tarrifs.

      • Homple

        A wall would certainly not “make this country a less attractive option than living in a Central American shit-hole”. But a wall, along with enforcement of immigration laws would help slow down the insupportable flow of indigent migrants.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      I don’t know. The 70s had Vietnam, regular bombings by left wing groups, Watergate, a couple assassination attempts on President Ford. In the Bay Area we had the Zodiac Killer, Patty Hearst, Peoples’ Temple. A lot of crazy shit. If we had the kind of nationwide media now that we had then it might not seem as bad as it does. Now if DeSantis farts in Florida, we hear about it in CA.

  14. Tonio

    From the Instagram post in the Copaganda Ice Cream article: “Police Officers with NO BODY CAMERAS…”

    The cop in the picture appears to very much be wearing a body camera, that flat, square thing over his sternum.

  15. SDF-7

    Past the 30 minute mark, so I feel it isn’t unreasonable to report that yes, I continue to suck. But not quite enough to move back to Chumptown. Very very close.

    Daily Quordle 107
    5️⃣7️⃣
    9️⃣8️⃣

    • TARDis

      We could speed things up for Hype and his new apprentice, by posting all quordle scores on the morning thread. Just a thought.

      • SDF-7

        Huh… didn’t notice Sloopy slipping it in… I mean, adding a late link on us.

        Yay… another unwanted sequel! I’m sure they’ll do it justice, not slop heavy doses of THE MESSAGE in there and justify not actually bothering to give a fresh writer a shot instead of shamelessly trying to farm nostalgia a try. Worked so well for so many things lately, after all. :Picard Face Palm:

      • SDF-7

        Sigh. Threading fail. That’s what I get for thinking about replying here, changing my mind and not reloading the whole thread afresh from the main page, apparently.

        To *actually* reply, I’d be fine with that (or even moving them all to a daily Forum post, which might make Swiss happier) — but I tend to post them in the morning thread anyway, so I’m an easy vote.

      • sloopyinca

        I hope they CGI in Seayze to every other scene.

        Same for Jennifer Gray’s old beak. That button nose looks ridiculous on her.

      • MikeS

        The delay isn’t due to when you post them as much as it’s when I am not WORKING and able to compile them.

        That said I will try to get them up sooner than 9pm central moving forward. Last night was beautiful outside and I lost track of time.

    • Sean

      Daily Quordle 107
      8️⃣4️⃣
      6️⃣7️⃣
      quordle.com

      Meh.

    • Sean

      Viva la Waffle!

      #waffle110 4/5

      ?????
      ?⭐?⭐?
      ?????
      ?⭐?⭐?
      ?????

      ? streak: 19
      ? #waffleelite
      wafflegame.net

    • Grumbletarian

      Daily Quordle 107
      6️⃣4️⃣
      3️⃣7️⃣

      I’ll take another 20.

    • whiz

      Daily Quordle 107
      5️⃣6️⃣
      4️⃣7️⃣
      quordle.com
      ⬜⬜⬜⬜? ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
      ?⬜??⬜ ⬜??⬜⬜
      ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜?⬜⬜⬜
      ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜?⬜⬜⬜
      ????? ⬜⬜?⬜⬜
      ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ?????

      ⬜⬜??⬜ ⬜⬜?⬜?
      ⬜?⬜⬜? ⬜??⬜⬜
      ⬜???? ⬜??⬜⬜
      ????? ⬜??⬜⬜
      ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜?⬜?
      ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ?⬜?⬜⬜
      ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ?????

      😐

    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 107
      8️⃣5️⃣
      7️⃣4️⃣

      Fuck. I gotta try some new seed words.

      • Ozymandias

        Daily Quordle 107
        8️⃣9️⃣
        6️⃣4️⃣
        quordle.com

        “You do that, you go to the box, you know… Two minutes, by yourself, you know…. and you feel shame…”

    • kinnath

      Daily Quordle 107
      8️⃣6️⃣
      3️⃣5️⃣

      22 again.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Daily Quordle 107
      5️⃣6️⃣
      4️⃣7️⃣ Bottom right is asshoe, but I had all the letters.

    • grrizzly

      7️⃣5️⃣
      4️⃣3️⃣

    • one true athena

      5 6
      8 3

    • Grummun

      This thread is deader than Seth Rich, but in the interest of consolidating Quordle scores:

      7 3
      9 5

      and I and have never seen bottom-right used without an extra vowel in front of it.

      • MikeS

        Appreciate the consolidation! ??

  16. Drake

    Inflation at 8.3%. Higher than “expected”.

    • AlexinCT

      That number is at least half of what it really is. But according to the people doing the things that cause the inflation, the problem isn’t solvable unless they get to do more of what caused the inflation in the first place.

      • Drake

        With diesel at $6 a gallon, it’s pretty obvious what is causing it. A year-and-a-half ago we were a net exporter of oil.

      • AlexinCT

        GAIA HATER!

      • juris imprudent

        This is a perfect example of mis-measuring the presidency by appeal to mythology. Who was president in 2020 when production declined? Perhaps the problem wasn’t with the president himself?

        US oil production.

        The U.S. remained the largest producer of oil and gas in the world, producing over 4 billion barrels of crude oil in 2021. This was a dip from the peak in 2019, but still remains higher than any point prior to that year.

    • UnCivilServant

      *starts out of state job search again*

    • SDF-7

      Hochul said that the money will immediately be available and does not require any reallocation from the state budget. Instead, the money will come from the health commissioner’s emergency fund.

      So either the NY state health commissioner has one hell of a slush fund (possible)… or she’s saying that keeping Margaret Sanger’s eugenics vision going is more important than any silly supposed pandemic. Yay.

    • rhywun

      Does anyone know if NY taxpayers are already paying for abortions? Or is this a new thing.

      Cuz that ain’t right.

  17. Sensei

    Tell me again why we have issues with formula.

    https://www.cato.org/blog/rock-bye-trade-restrictions-baby-formula

    “One reason retailers are struggling to recover stock levels is the multifarious trade restrictions that limit infant formula imports. The United States subjects infant formula to tariffs up to 17.5 percent and tariff‐​rate quotas (TRQs); for TRQs some level imported are subject to a tariff with the excess subject to a tariff and additional duties. A few trading partners receive “special” duty rates where some infant formula imports are duty‐​free or receive lower tariffs and TRQs. Mexico is one of the few U.S. trading partners that has some duty‐​free access for infant formula, and uncoincidentally, is the top trading partner for U.S. formula imports. Though, in comparison to total imports from Mexico (worth almost $400 billion), formula imports are extremely low.”

    • WTF

      Couldn’t this shortage be addressed by breast feeding? I understand a small percentage of mothers ay have medical reasons why they can’t, but for the vast majority it’s perfectly natural.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        It’s awfully inconvenient to the career to have to pump every couple hours while your colleagues are still being productive.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Expand employer abortion benefits up to 26 years post birth!

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        For new mothers, yes. It’s a serious problem though for mothers who previously switched to formula over the past year. Milk production can stop after just a few days of not breastfeeding.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        But I’m really surprised to hear these “adjust your expectations”. It’s like hearing the solution for meat shortages is for people to stop eating meat. Who’s business is it if a mother prefers to buy formula instead of breast feeding?

        The solution isn’t to force mothers to breast feed. It’s for the government to stop cratering the economy and creating artificial shortages.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I don’t think anybody is saying “suck it up buttercup”, but I think the prevailing culture of bitching about every little thing as some human rights issue has dulled most of our sympathy. Especially when there is a alternative viable in the aggregate that would take massive pressure off of the current situation.

        The tariffs should go to zero tomorrow. However, if you think that might happen, I have some oceanfront property in Kansas to sell you.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I mean we’ve all been complaining about shortages at the grocery store for everything from meat to ice cream to Claussen pickles. Formula is just another one of those items. There have always been alternatives for every item that is missing from shelves. Turning formula shortages into a socio-political thing sounds eerily similar to me like when the greenies said steak-eaters can just eat vegetarian to take pressure of meat shortages. Formula is just another commodity that used to be regularly available to American consumers and is now facing shortages as this country further slips.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Fair point. As a dad of 2 girls who drank a fair amount of formula, I should probably be more sympathetic.

      • WTF

        Lactation can still be stimulated, though.

      • AlexinCT

        That would force people with lactating tiddies into body slavery, brah…

    • Count Potato

      “Though, in comparison to total imports from Mexico (worth almost $400 billion), formula imports are extremely low.”

      How huge is the baby formula market?

  18. Scruffy Nerfherder

    How’s that vaccine working for ya?

    The Late Show will pause filming “until further notice” while host Stephen Colbert continues to recover from COVID-19.

    The popular talk show broke the news on Twitter Monday, sharing that Colbert, 57, was “experiencing symptoms consistent with a recurrence of COVID.”

    https://people.com/tv/stephen-colbert-late-show-suspends-filming-host-recovers-from-covid-recurrence/

    If I need to remind anyone about this abortion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSkFyNVtNh8

    • WTF

      Is it wrong that I feel great pleasure at all of these vaccine Nazis getting sick with Covid while we un-vaxxed go happily about our lives?

      • Sean

        No.

        Carry on.

    • invisible finger

      It used to be “I’ve got a bad cold or something so I’m taking a few days off to rest”.

      Now it’s basically “I’m a VICTIM of COVID!!!!” as a way to increase one’s social credit score.

  19. Rat on a train

    A Republican senator just went *there* on Joe Biden

    “Let’s be honest here. Joe Biden is unwell. He’s unfit for office. He’s incoherent, incapacitated and confused. He doesn’t know where he is half the time. He’s incapable of leading and he’s incapable of carrying out his duties. Period. Everyone knows it. No one is willing to say it. But we have to, for the sake of the country. Joe Biden can’t do the job.”

    This unproven notion — that Biden is somehow enfeebled — has been kicking around conservative media and Trump-allied circles for some time now.

    I can’t imagine why anybody would think Biden has dementia. I also can’t recall the last time any significant figure questioned the mental fitness of a president. I’m sure Chris can tell us.

    • Nephilium

      This unproven notion — that Biden is somehow enfeebled — has been kicking around conservative media and Trump-allied circles for some time now.

      He’s just pointing, with all of his fingers. Stop making fun of his stutter. He can totally kick your ass in a push up contest!

      • rhywun

        The emperor has no marbles.

      • WTF

        My wife is an occupational therapist who currently works in a hospital’s transitional care unit and previously worked in geriatric units and has 20 years of experience evaluating geriatric patients. She says Biden shows the typical signs of someone with dementia. Although you don’t really need to be a professional to know something is obviously wrong.

      • Ted S.

        Remember when the Beltway Class thought using the 25A against Trump was a salutary thing?

        Pepperidge Farms remembers.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      What are you going to believe? Your lying eyes or the Disinformation Governance Board?

    • Festus

      Ronald Reagan was failing in his second term. Joe Biden has ventured beyond the pale. I’m having some of the same physical difficulties that he has but my brain is still as dull as ever. He’s fucked. He’s neurologically messed up. He can’t walk, he can’t speak coherently. Is this some cruel joke? Someone needs to yank that choke chain before he kills us all.

    • juris imprudent

      What would the senator from Wisconsin know about that, huh?

  20. Festus

    Gah! A reboot of “Dirty Dancing”? Gangway! New “Footloose” will be next! I’ve never seen either movie but I’ve also never had the lived experience of a 12 year-old girl.

    • AlexinCT

      I want a reboot of Jaws!

      • Festus

        You’ll get “Grease” and you’ll like it, peasent!

      • Shpip

        Even better… Netflix’s remake of Casablanca, starring Gabourey Sidibe as Blaine, Eliot Page as Ilsa, and Sarah Paulson as Laszlo. In a surprising plot twist, Sidibe and Page fly away together while Paulson teams up with Police Captain Renault (played by Leslie Jones) to stay and fight the Nazis MAGA-ists.

      • juris imprudent

        Warming us up for SugarFree?

      • EvilSheldon

        If this is supposed to be a joke, it’s not funny.

      • Rat on a train

        I Laszlo fleeing MAGA country seeking an abortion?

    • Drake

      I was looking at the local theater site yesterday. Just about every movie was a sequel or a reboot. Hollywood is completely out of ideas.

      Meanwhile I’m enjoying a Larry Correia Monster Hunter book that would be a blockbuster in the theaters or as an HBO series – but he has yucky politics.

    • Rat on a train

      Remake of Footloose (1984) or Footloose (2011)?

      • Festus

        It’s worse than I imagined.

      • Rat on a train

        It had to be done. 80s technology wasn’t up to the task.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      You want a race war? This is how you get one.

      • rhywun

        NY(C?) did it too. And nothing else happened.

    • Drake

      With Utah Republicans in charge, they don’t need Democrats.

    • Festus

      Is that similar to The Michigan Rag?

    • AlexinCT

      Could it have been a “Hold my beer fruity drink and watch this” moment? People on vaycay that are intoxicated can do dumb ass shit that has nothing to do with drugs…

  21. Pope Jimbo

    Uffda. D&D Nerd

    40 year long campaign. I was a huuuuuuge D&D nerd when I was in Jr. High. So I’m not throwing shade at this guy. But still…..

    • AlexinCT

      I bet these are all virgins…

      • Nephilium

        D&D has become somewhat popular. I doubt these players are virgins.

      • UnCivilServant

        If you haven’t been playing since before I was born, you’re not a real fan and just a poseur.

      • AlexinCT

        Yeah, I get it. But this guy strikes me as someone that goes “Chicks dig painted figurines!”, and I am pretty sure from being a lesbian trapped in a man’s body, that’s not how it works…

      • AlexinCT

        I guess he has a kid. So I was wrong.

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m sorry, but how slow was the progression? I can understand having the same group for years, but the system doesn’t infinitely scale, so you cap out after a few years. And didn’t anyone want to try a different campaign? A different system?

      • Not Adahn

        Do you know how long it would take to legitimately get to Hierarch 5 twice?

      • robc

        He said they banished a demon “100 years ago” about 1989, who just came back.

        He has generational stories going on.

    • The Other Kevin

      I like this guy. Let’s recruit him.

    • DEG

      I see some 2nd edition books. Excellent.

    • WTF

      Huh, not the Bee.

    • Count Potato

      “comedian”

    • juris imprudent

      Well isn’t this just the perfect juxtaposition to Alex’s preceding abomination.

      • Fourscore

        Thanks Jimbo. Real people are really nice.

  22. Stinky Wizzleteats

    “Last year, Kawahata, an accomplished ice and alpine climber, toured Topaz and decided to go climbing in the nearby mountains.”

    Good for her, unfortunately she was hungry for another adventure just an hour later.

    • Festus

      Rice noodles are disgusting. It’s akin to eating tapeworms. No more!

  23. Count Potato

    “We didn’t understand the terms they used and what was going on,” Kim said. “If we understood better we can react better, but no one explained it to us and we don’t understand what that means. We can’t properly react.”

    That’s because “copaganda” is a made-up word.

    “SFPD did not respond to an SFGATE request for comment. Kyra Worthy, the executive director of SF SAFE, said her organization had no hand in the event aside from paying for the ice cream that was distributed to police and community members”

    You had no hand besides paying for it?

    “”We said, ‘put down the megaphone, let’s talk, we can maybe understand you better,'” Kim said. “Then they said we were white supremacists and just trying to make money and don’t care about other people’s lives.””

    Korean white supremacists.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That’s because “copaganda” is a made-up word.

      Barry Manilow haz a sad.

  24. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Paid subscription AND ads? No thanks…

      • Nephilium

        Hulu actually has a large amount of classic content, and all the FX/FXX stuff.

  25. Count Potato

    “However, Variety has reported that the “filmmakers are in conversations with Swayze’s estate to incorporate the actor’s presence in some way”, though what form this could take is anyone’s guess. ”

    Roboswayze?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Creepy uncanny valley CGI a la Grand Moff Tarkin would be my guess.

      • Gustave Lytton

        In the role of a ghost while Baby shapes pottery?

  26. Pope Jimbo

    Am I an ULTRA-MAGA because I didn’t use this story as my Ray of Sunshine?

    Who else but some wrong thinking knuckle dragger wouldn’t be shouting this totes positive headline “U.S. inflation hit 8.3% last month but slows from 40-year high”

    It is slowing!!!!!

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’s gone from catastrophic to not quite as catastrophic. Ain’t that great?

    • AlexinCT

      So is the spread of VD?

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      Yahoo’s headline said inflation was decelerating. The message must have gone out on how to spin this.

  27. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: They’re Coming For Our Periods

    Popular period tracking apps like Clue, Flo and Cycles can be useful for people trying to get pregnant and people trying to avoid pregnancy alike. But users should be aware that the information collected by these apps could be shared with third parties. And in a time when many states are looking to implement legislation that would make abortion illegal, some privacy experts are worried that the information collected could be used to build a case against a user who seeks abortion care.

    • AlexinCT

      I bet if you point out the CDC tracked people’s medical data illegally under the guise of doing Kung Flu studies, the same morons wokering about the period tracking shit will be all for it because of the science deniers and the insurrections.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Look Alex, the CDC will totes use govt power to track periods and put women back into Handmaid’s costumes. That is just a fact.

        You’d probably take it more seriously if you weren’t so busy fixating on that totally bogus conspiracy that the ATF is creating and maintaining illegal lists of gun owners for the day when they get the green light to confiscate them.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      against a user who seeks abortion care callously murders their child via starvation or dismemberment

    • Festus

      No. Some neckbeards with a predilection really dig the flow.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I had a business plan a long time ago (ragmenot.com) that was based on being a “Gentleman’s reminder service”. Basically you would start entering data on when your significant other was having her period. Our algorithm would then begin predicting the start of her next period and send you an email with a warning. (There was also talk about hooking that info into subscriptions to chocolate and flower purchases).

      That way you wouldn’t have to go through the experience of walking into a propeller at your house without proper warning. No more coming home in a good mood only to get into a giant fight with the wife. Then as you brush your teeth at night wondering how things went so wrong you’d see that wrapper in the trash and realize you should have just rope-a-doped.

      The most progress I made was a one page app that had an awesome animated gif of a tampon with flames shooting off it.

      • AlexinCT

        That way you wouldn’t have to go through the experience of walking into a propeller at your house without proper warning.

        I call bullshit. there is now ay to avoid that short of moving away for that period (see wat I did there?), and you still might have to take on the rage beast when you get back anyway…

    • EvilSheldon

      This is a second-order effect of an abortion ban, that is worth thinking about. I’m sure that the big law would have no trouble investigating pregnant women who naturally miscarry – it’s an easy felony rap.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        It strikes me as a bit fantastic to expect That there are going to be roving units of law enforcement tracking miscarriages and doing investigations. Pregnancy, especially early pregnancy, is a time when a lot of natural deaths happen. It would be akin to spinning up a department in the local PD to investigate every nursing home death. No, they don’t bother poking around there unless they have some other reason to be suspicious. I’d expect the same for abortions.

      • EvilSheldon

        You have a lot more faith in the integrity of our law enforcement agencies than I do…

      • Compelled Speechless

        It’s not about having faith in law enforcement or their intentions, it’s being realistic about their capacity for enforcement and their preferred allocation of resources. Punishing illegal abortions doesn’t have the same grift potential as drug or gun laws and their associated property seizure. I assume it would be pretty rare occurrences in only the reddest of states that you’d see task forces dedicated to this kind of thing. I just don’t see the political will for it, but I could be wrong.

      • juris imprudent

        This is a huge point – the war on drugs is not fought equally against all drug consumers. Police, exhibiting classic predator behavior, go after the easiest/weakest targets first.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Boy, that is exactly what my wife and I needed after one of our miscarriages. Having a LEO drop by to interview us about our sketchy track record for following through on our pregnancies would have been awesome.

        This makes me think about another question. What is the overlap between abortion supporters and people who think it is OK to jail mothers who have babies that test positive for drugs after they are born? Or people who think it is OK to punish pregnant women who might have a drink or a smoke while carrying a kid?

    • invisible finger

      “But users should be aware that the information collected by these apps could be shared with third parties. ”

      I can’t even understand the point of sharing this type of information with unknown second parties.

    • Mojeaux

      My OB got rid of my period and I was so okay with that. Y’all pregnant-capable people can have ’em.

  28. AlexinCT

    If you doubt that the woke movement is about dumbing down the general population so the people in charge and their offspring have less competition to worry about, just take a look at this.

    The public school system needs to go if we can’t end the death grip on it by the woketarians.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      The public school system needs to go if we can’t end the death grip on it by the woketarians.

      It was a failed system well before the blue hairs got their talons into it.

      • juris imprudent

        Yes, as kbolino likes to point out, this is just another stage in the rot. You can go back to Mann and Dewey and stop being maniacal about the latest.

      • AlexinCT

        Zinn…

      • Compelled Speechless

        Original Zinn if you will.

      • kbolino

        Yes. Though our exact form of degeneracy was not the only possible outcome, some form of degeneracy was inevitable. The public school system has been from day one a tool for the elite of the day to manipulate the masses. It is the primary and most potent mechanism used in the process of manufacturing consent. To this end, it must wipe away any values systems the children may bring with them, including those provided by family, church, civic clubs, etc. The particular values that are inserted into this created void vary from time to time and place to place but share certain common characteristics, among them: a profound and nigh-unshakeable sense of epistemic doubt concerning tradition and heredity, and a similarly immovable sense of confidence in left-coded (“the right side of history”) ideas, people, and institutions. Not coincidentally, these same ideas, people, and institutions are at the heart of this system.

    • The Other Kevin

      Something really needs to be done, for instance changing the way they rank schools by incorporating more social justice. /probably not far from the truth

  29. Scruffy Nerfherder

    SJWednesday: I Don’t Think This Comes Off The Way You Meant It To

    In the wake of news last week that the Supreme Court intends to overturn Roe v. Wade, some cis men began sharing their stories on social media of how the right to abortion has impacted their lives. It was a vitally important reminder that in addition to women, trans and non-binary people, and all pregnant-capable people, cis men have greatly benefited from Roe as well.

    So men clearly see what’s at stake for them right now: According to new data Innerbody Research shared with Jezebel, Google searches for “how much is a vasectomy” and “are vasectomies reversible” are up 250% since the Supreme Court leak last week.

    • AlexinCT

      Women can have full autonomy over their bodies and the choice to murder their babies, with not a single man (don’t worry, while I am not a biologist, I still know what a man is) being allowed to say anything about that since it can’t happen to them, when men get the right to do the same about their earnings when women decide to get pregnant and have a child without their input to trap them into economic slavery?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Being proactively responsible is a bad thing?

      • juris imprudent

        Men exist for two purposes in the feminist world – to take the blame and to donate sperm when it is desired.

      • WTF

        You forgot the “be a convenient ATM” part.

      • SDF-7

        I thought we were also there for spider squashing duty… and maybe pickle jars.

      • AlexinCT

        Euphemism? Cause when I die, my girlfriends at that time gets my pickle in a jar.. It will be a real big jar, but she can put it on her table to reminisce.

      • Pope Jimbo

        pickle in a jar

        So there really are chicks into Kermit cos-play? Good for you. Most chicks wouldn’t fool around with a guy with a green “pickle” no matter how big (or kosher) it might be.

      • Social Justice is Neither

        There is also the vitally important task of providing for the woman for years after she’s abandoned the relationship.

    • Fatty Bolger

      That doesn’t even make sense. Men can’t count on abortions as birth control. Do that, and I can 100% guarantee that you end up with a baby or three.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      It was a vitally important reminder that in addition to women, trans and non-binary people, and all pregnant-capable people, cis men have greatly benefited from Roe as well.

      So men clearly see what’s at stake for them right now

      Men can get pregnant but women cannot get vasectomies?

      • Pope Jimbo

        Lighten up Francis. No need to be so snippy about a double standard

      • juris imprudent

        He’s just trying to tie up some loose ends.

      • Fourscore

        All cut and dried?

    • RBS

      pregnant-capable

      JFC

      • AlexinCT

        Why are you attacking the Colonel? He makes great chicken…

    • The Other Kevin

      I’m pretty sure my brother got a girl pregnant in in high school. I heard just enough to figure out what was going on. In his case, the solution was to give her a few hundred bucks and send her to a clinic in Wisconsin.

      Men greatly benefit from abortion. Unfortunately it’s a way for an irresponsible man to avoid any consequences. Just send the b*tch to Planned Parenthood and you never have to deal with her again. There’s talk of abortion “empowering women” but I think this is closer to the truth.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I didn’t like it when Mike Damone did that and I don’t like it now.

      • AlexinCT

        HEY BUD! LET’S PARTY!

      • Gustave Lytton

        Ben Folds made a career out of an abortion.

  30. Festus

    Regarding Rhywun’s story about growing up in the 70’s and the stagflation therein – Everybody’s Mom went back to work about 1974 or so just to keep bologna and pimento loaf on the table. We were the first generation of latchkey kids. Rhywun knows this first hand. They didn’t want to work, they HAD to work and it fucked up two generations of children. What the fuck did you think we’d get up to in your absence? That became the new normal. Now we have another generation of jug-eared children that can’t read facial cues. Ponder the killing ditch.

    • PieInTheSky

      Look women working was essential for social progress. Why do you want women to be barefoot? they have delicate feet

      • AlexinCT

        What are they wearing on their feet????

      • tarran

        Spoken like a typical eastern european degenerate:

        Professor Edward A. Ross, author of Sin and Society, spoke out in the New York Times on May 3, 1908. In an article titled “The Price Woman Pays to Industrial Progress,” Ross warned that America’s “fine feminine form” was endangered by commercial society.

        If women were permitted to work, an evolutionary selection process would govern their reproduction to the detriment of the human race. The graceful women who would otherwise bear beautiful children would be pushed out of the gene pool and replaced by “squat, splay-footed, wide-backed, flat-breasted, broad-faced, short-necked — a type that lacks every grace that we associate with women.”

        Ross’s example: “the women of East Prussia,” who “bear a child in the morning” and “are out in the field in the afternoon.”

        The Misogynist Origins of the American Minimum Wage

  31. PieInTheSky

    Asian Americans are staking their claim to the great outdoors – wait are asians neocolonizing native lands?

    • juris imprudent

      Second wave, since all Native Americans descend from the Asian first wave(s).

      • UnCivilServant

        All of the evidence that is not below sea level (Remains of coastal settlements and movement were innundated at the end of the last glacial maximum) indicates that there was no single peopling of the Americas, but mutiple waves from both east and west. The Beringian land bridge was only responsible for one or at most two of these migration waves. More likely came on small boats following the sea mammals and fishing along the edge of the ice pack and down the coasts, though this can only be inferred from the arrival of their stone technologies further inland (see above about the sea level rise). To what extent the surviving pre-colombian population of the americas was descended from the east coast arrivals is unclear, as the remaining tribes are reluctant to engage in DNA testing, leaving the data sparce.

      • UnCivilServant

        While I’m on the subject, I’ve run out of books on stone flake technology and early agricultural practices, anyone have any recommendations?

      • UnCivilServant

        yes. I found that one facinating.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Settle down Pie.

      “Staking their claim” is just an idiom. You don’t have to worry on your trip here about asians hiding behind bushes waiting to supplies you with a take to the heart.

  32. PieInTheSky

    This ought to kill the myth of pilots being special. – landing is not difficult. landing in one piece more so

    • UnCivilServant

      For some reason, I’ve been unable to get this plane down out of the sky.

      • Dr Mossy Lawn

        We have a saying in the business, Take-offs are optional, landings are mandatory.

  33. PieInTheSky

    And in local news, inflation hit 14% for the mighty Romanian Leu

    • Drake

      Probably were the dollar is too if they were honest about it.

    • PieInTheSky

      Hope it drops over the summer as the biggest increase was natural gas, which basically doubled in price, and now heating is no longer required. But fuck me that is a ot. Also car fuel is very pricey, good for me I don’t drive much… But energy prices usually lead to everything increasing.

      • rhywun

        Yup. I don’t visit the gas pumps at all but Putin’s Price Increase sure gets passed on to me in the form of higher prices for everything else.

    • PieInTheSky

      potatoes and cooking oils also rose 50%, but I don;t much use either. Cooking oils are usually like sunflower oil, I use small quantities of either olive oil or butter, no as they say in some circles “seed oils”

    • PieInTheSky

      meat, fish, dairy are up 13%, eggs 16%, electricity 20%, vegetables 24%.

    • juris imprudent

      Meaning doesn’t matter – they will have the desired effect.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      End the filibuster before we don’t have control in 7 months is big brain thinking.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Yep, go for it. See what happens.

      • AlexinCT

        Apparently you are not as smart as they are. They believe that if they have this power they can thwart the will of the people, especially at the ballot box, as well, and they might be right if the 2020 election is evidence to go bye…

  34. PieInTheSky

    In other local news, I think there is a bubble in specialty coffee shops. You can’t chuck a brick in Bucharest without hitting one.

    That being said I had one of the weirdest ones recently. Usually, like wine or whisky, when it comes to fruit smells, you get a hint of something or other. Not here. This espresso smelled like strawberries and raspberries as if they crushed some fruit in it. I have no idea how that came to be and I don;t buy the they planted strawberries in the coffee plantation.

    • Gustave Lytton

      It’s the side effect of COVID. Will pray for your quick recovery.

      • PieInTheSky

        I had the covid in February. Ain’t no way I got it again now.

    • Sean

      How was the flavor?

      • PieInTheSky

        It tasted mostly of strawberry and banana. The raspberry was stronger in the smell.

    • Rat on a train

      I think there is a bubble in specialty coffee shops
      Is it as bad as the Starbucks scourge?

      • PieInTheSky

        It cannot be as bad as they actually make decent coffee, unlike starbucks.

        But there are places where you will basically find two different coffee shops basically in adjacent spaces

    • invisible finger

      Won’t inflation knock out most of these specialty coffee shops?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Second time in a month for him I think.

      • Jerms

        His immune system is all VAIDSed out.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        Did he take Paxlovid? Because apparently returning symptoms is a side effect.

    • WTF

      Virtually everything they’ve told us about the “vaccines” was not true. Including the idea that they are actually vaccines.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Symptom lessener doesn’t sound as good. People’d be taking NyQuil instead of the shots and Pfizer et al needed to get paid yo.

  35. PieInTheSky

    In Ukraine war news, 4 dolphins and 3 sea lions from Ukraine will become refugees in a Romanian Dolphinarium (if that is a word). the dolphins will probably need to tow the lions.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s their special porpoise.

      • SDF-7

        Keep it up and Swiss will arrive to seal our fate. Send us off to HV…. or CA or some other land.

      • Pope Jimbo

        CA will be gone because of the rising sea lion

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        All that guy does is carp about our puns.

      • juris imprudent

        See, its when you try to be fresh that he get’s really salty.

      • juris imprudent

        And I lit the Ted.S signal. Dammit.

    • Gustave Lytton

      So long and thanks for all the [Russian] caviar

  36. Gender Traitor

    Since both the Smithsonian Channel and SiriusXM have taken great pains to make me aware that this is Asian American/Pacific Islander Heritage Month, would this be a very bad way to observe the PI side? https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2l0t70

    • UnCivilServant

      So when do I get to celebrate my English heritage? I get one day for Irish, but it’s too Catholic.

      • PieInTheSky

        whenever you eat jellied eels

      • UnCivilServant

        That’s for Londoners, my people are from Devon.

      • PieInTheSky

        how do you do your scones? first clotted cream then jam,. or the other way around

      • UnCivilServant

        I have cut back on carbs, so I don’t think I’ve had any for years.

      • PieInTheSky

        make keto scones. and keto jam.

      • Gender Traitor

        I demand a Half-German/Half-British Isles (half on each side, though no, I have NOT done the 23-and-me thing and have no intention of doing so) Month or I’m DELIBERATELY being literally erased!

      • Nephilium

        Well, you could come up and visit us during the Irish Cultural fest and one of the myriad of Oktoberfest celebrations.

      • Gender Traitor

        Thank you kindly, but NOT SPECIFIC ENOUGH!!!

      • robc

        You don’t wear Orange on it?

      • UnCivilServant

        And get carbombed by the greens?

    • PieInTheSky

      Asian American/Pacific Islander Heritage – pineapple pizza? Bad tattoos ?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Spam

    • Pope Jimbo

      You people call it Asian American/Pacific Islander Month. My people call it maize American Indian Month

  37. PieInTheSky

    To see how much social attitudes have changed on 30 years, play 1980s scruples. Pro tip: sort the questions before playing with kids! Some of the dilemmas presented as ‘reasonable people may disagree’ are properly shocking*

    https://twitter.com/Helen_Barnard/status/1524088706499551232

    • EvilSheldon

      What exactly is a ‘head teacher’, and why aren’t they already gay?

  38. The Late P Brooks

    “This package, which builds on the robust support already secured by Congress, will be pivotal in helping Ukraine defend not only its nation but democracy for the world,” Speaker Nancy Pelosi said in a letter to House Democrats on Tuesday after the bill text was released.
    The House vote comes after Biden called on Congress to “immediately” pass a new Ukrainian aid bill as he warned that existing aid would soon run out.
    “Get it to my desk in the next few days,” Biden said in a statement on Monday.
    Biden had previously urged Congress to pass additional pandemic relief funding and the new assistance to Ukraine in the same bill.
    But he said on Monday that congressional leaders told him to decouple the effort in order to more quickly get the aid to Ukraine. Congressional Republicans had insisted on the two issues moving on separate legislative tracks.
    Biden initially requested $33 billion to help Ukraine as it fights Russia, but Congress has proposed billions more for food aid and military equipment.
    “We cannot afford delay in this vital war effort,” Biden said in the statement. “Hence, I am prepared to accept that these two measures move separately, so that the Ukrainian aid bill can get to my desk right away.”

    Jumping Jesus on a beryllium pogo stick.

    • PieInTheSky

      can a beryllium pogo stick support the weight of an adult Jesus?

      • SDF-7

        Of course it can — the real question is can it do it when He’s carrying you on the beach.

  39. AlexinCT

    The fact that we need to deal in seriousness with things like this in this day and age, makes me wonder how the fuck people will deal whenever some real travail comes our way. How did we end up with a society that is this fucking pussified? And why do some people think this is defensible.

    • PieInTheSky

      stronger unions might lead to working links.

      • AlexinCT
  40. The Late P Brooks

    Is there some sort of simple cognitive test which could be administered prior to any elected official being sworn in, which might weed out the most intellectually confused?

    You know, like maybe sorting a random pile of silverware into the correct slots in a drawer organizer. I swear it would be a running start to bringing back to some semblance of sanity.

    • AlexinCT

      This would disqualify practically every politician, government bureaucrat, and public sector expert…

      Do you want the world to implode?

      • Sean

        Maybe?

    • SDF-7

      POLL TEST! ABILIST! REEEE!!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      You’re aggressing against the silverware-challenged.

    • Pope Jimbo

      It is bad enough that anytime anyone in the Federal Bureaucracy gets promoted, that they start buying new drapes and furniture for their new office. Now you want us poor taxpayers to have to buy American Built, Sustainable, Solar Powered silverware from a Minority Owned business for all 535 idiots?

    • Fourscore

      I had to take a test at the doc’s office a few days ago. First 3 secret words. I still remember them but I can’t tell you ’cause they were secret. Then draw a clock (circle), then put in 3-6-9-12. Then fill in the rest of the numbers, then add hands to point at 11:20. Then repeat the secret words. I passed the test easily, she scratched my name off the potential candidates for running for governor.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I hope you put roman numerals in the clock and told the doc that was the way you learned them as a kid.

    • juris imprudent

      You want more sporks? This is how you get a whole drawer full of sporks!

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Also test for an ability to write simple sentences without dropping words.

    • rhywun

      I drop words all the time. Brain is faster than the fingers.

  42. Scruffy Nerfherder

    OMFG… some customers…

    Calls me to complain that the grinding discs are flying off the machine. After two minutes of back and forth, he finally mentions that the machine is tilted back and off the ground when he starts it.

    For reference, this is the machine: https://www.go2cps.com/floor-grinders-polishers/cps-g-290-xt-propane

    The tools require ground pressure to stay on the plates. He’s launching them at high speed across the worksite and is lucky he didn’t kill anyone. Note: He did this more than twice.

    • SDF-7

      So you’re saying that even Darwin is slacking off these days….

    • WTF

      Jesus, that seems like a potential for decapitation!

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Years ago, we had another customer do something similar and a plate went through a wall.

    • Pope Jimbo

      He did this more than twice

      Well you did say that he hasn’t hit anyone yet. I can’t believe you want to punish a guy for having stick-to-it-ness.

    • ron73440

      He did this more than twice.

      At least he’s consistent and not a quitter.

    • Not Adahn

      Passdown was “pump issue on the ion chromatograph.” There is no pump issue, the pump works fine. The system pressure was too low because the concentrator column was completely detached. Not terribly subtle, but I guess what’s the point of actually looking at the equipment when you can just declare it “down” and sop working for the rest of your shift?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It used to be that workers would sabotage rental equipment on Friday at lunch. We’d get multiple phone calls about broken equipment at about 1pm.

        They’d do things like pull a spark plug and stick a dime in the cylinder or pour water in the gas tank.

        One time I sent a mechanic out to fix a “broken” pump only to find out that it had run out of fuel. So now I have to ask the stupid questions when the call comes in.

  43. Festus

    I’m out. It’s been a stryangge day. I had to stay up all night and fast before getting scanned but the scanner was Guenevere. I can live with that. Hope that you all have the best ones that you can manage!

  44. B.P.

    Stiff Little Fingers! Awesome.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    A resolute, implacable foe

    A Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson soldier was killed by a bear Tuesday during training in Anchorage, the base said.

    The U.S. Army Alaska soldier was part of a small group training in an area west of the Anchorage Regional Landfill when the bear attacked, JBER officials said in a statement. The soldier’s name is being withheld until their family is notified.

    According to base officials, the 673d Security Forces Squadron initially responded to the attack, and Alaska Wildlife Troopers are now searching for the bear. The area is closed to the public for all recreation activity, JBER said.

    Additional details, including the type of bear involved in the attack, were not immediately available. Base officials said more information would be released as it became available.

    Never get out of the boat tank, man!

    • PieInTheSky

      Must have been a Russian sympathizer bear

      • Pope Jimbo

        Did it have lazer eyes? That is how you can tell a true Russian bear

    • juris imprudent

      He wasn’t there for the hunting?

    • WTF

      Let me guess, the soldiers are unarmed when they are sent out for training. In bear country.

  46. Sensei

    During a question-and-answer portion of the all-hands call, one employee asked Dinh to explain what had prompted the firing. “That was when [Andy] told the whole company that the HR person was let go because he asked a question that Andy didn’t like,” said a former TSM employee. “I think he kind of realized how ridiculous it sounded, so he followed up by saying, ‘Well, he asked two questions that [I] didn’t like.’

    At TSM and Blitz, staff describes toxic workplace and volatile CEO
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/video-games/2022/05/04/tsm-andy-dinh-misclassification/?rdt_cid=3958209979659401094&utm_campaign=wp_main&utm_medium=social&utm_source=reddit.com

    • PieInTheSky

      At TSM and Blitz – what is those

    • Gustave Lytton

      Someone asked why a HR flunkie was fired? I hope they were fired as well.

      • Urthona

        The beginning (which I read) claimed everyone was really excited about the new HR person.

        Yeah. Right.

    • Urthona

      Thats a shit ton of words. Closed the article.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I bet that guy Dinh not see that coming.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Aerodynamics, duh

  47. juris imprudent

    Shoe on other foot? Imminent crackdown?

    A handful of pro-abortion protesters demonstrated outside of Nancy Pelosi’s home in San Francisco this week, accusing the House speaker and her fellow Democrats of being “complicit” in the possible overturning of Roe v. Wade, according to a new report.

  48. DEG

    “I don’t want to be part of political issues,” she said. “I’m really sad and not comfortable because people are sending us messages saying, ‘you should go out of business.’ The world can be scary. Every day I watch the video. I’m still having all those nightmares of people coming and harassing my family. At this moment, I’m a little shaken, too.”

    These Koreans need some Rooftop Koreans.

    • juris imprudent

      Somehow I read that as Rooftop Karens and was really confused.

      • KSuellington

        “I have your manager in my sights!”

      • DEG

        Another sign of cultural collapse.

  49. AlexinCT

    NO FUCKING WAY!

    I am telling you: the people in charge are evil. We are long past being able to ascribe this shit to stupidity….

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Never underestimate the willingness of the bureaucratic class to commit atrocities in order to cover their own asses. That is when they are most dangerous.

    • Urthona

      Is there some site that is tracking all this kind of thing in the same location? I’d love to be able to visit and check it out. Someone needs to be on this.

      • juris imprudent

        If there is it will be classified within a couple of days.

  50. The Late P Brooks

    Who will win the rights to the jailbreak story? I assume there is already a pitched battle to secure control.

    I hope it gets turned into a woke fairy tale.

  51. The Late P Brooks

    You-know-who hardest hit

    Four-dollar gasoline and five-dollar hamburger are putting a squeeze on Tanya Byron’s pocketbook. But it’s the rent that really stings.

    “It’s pretty depressing,” says the Jacksonville, Fla., travel agent, sitting in the tiny dining room that doubles as her home office. “I make $42,000 a year, and I can barely afford a one-bedroom apartment.”

    The rising costs of housing, food and other necessities are big drivers of inflation, and they fall especially hard on lower-income Americans, posing a growing challenge for President Biden and the nation’s top economic policymakers.

    A fifty dollar per hour minimum wage will raise the victims of capitalism out of poverty. Justice now!

    • Urthona

      Disgusting.

      Other tweet pointed out that this is more than the U.S. spends on roads and bridges each year.

      • Fatty Bolger

        I seriously doubt that.

      • kbolino

        Most road and bridge funding comes from the states and localities, so it could be true in the narrow sense that it’s more than the Federal government alone spends in an average (not “shovel-ready jobs”) year.

    • Sean

      Has Russia even spent that much to invade?

  52. Evan from Evansville

    Please, let people still be here. Folk around?

    • Urthona

      Only us chickens.

      • Gender Traitor

        I’ll have you know I identify as an eagle, thankyouverymuch! ::preens::

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m a ground owl.

        *returns to burrow*

    • Evan from Evansville

      I’m in my hotel. Should probably do big errands tomorrow. I can stay with Lady tomorrow. But not on Friday.

      I am in Purgatory. It is not bad, but it is not fun. I want to check out. A week, or so, Damn, Lady is lovely. She has all sorts of shit going on, some of which is quite humorous, even to her. This too, shall pass. I’d love to see her again. It’s hard to leave knowing that I’m leaving her. We talked. Same page. I might just need to do a Midnight Run. We shall see.

      • robc

        Did the big news story out of Evan’s Ville make it to Korea, or was that only a US interest story?

      • Evan from Evansville

        Huh. just watched the footage. That’s my county! My family doesn’t live there anymore, but Vanderburgh County is my official Home Turf.

      • UnCivilServant

        Have the legal shenannigans cleared?

      • Evan from Evansville

        Woah, I gotta look up E-Ville stories. I haven’t heard anything yet.

        @UCS: Legal shenanigans are uncertain. I think that there aren’t any. I think I can technically leave today, but i certainly won’t.

        I need to get out of here. I have lots of love and friendship, though. It’s hard to just bounce out. I know I need to. It’s hard.

    • Sean

      Folk around?

      Find out!

    • Tundra

      Yes. Amazing to me that the Sex Pistols got any traction with much better bands scattered throughout the UK (and US).

  53. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloop!

    Wild might be in trouble. But who the hell knows – hockey is a weird game. I feel sorry for whoever gets the Avs buzzsaw.

    I couldn’t make it through the Asian outdoor-griefer article. The retardation was simply too strong.

    SLF is an inspired musical choice! Thanks!

    • Compelled Speechless

      I might need to start paying attention to the Avs again. I used to be a huge fan when I lived there. I have absolutely no shame in being a bandwagon jumper when times are good.

  54. The Late P Brooks

    Other tweet pointed out that this is more than the U.S. spends on roads and bridges each year.

    But- Muh DEMOCRACY!

  55. Sean

    https://www.theblaze.com/news/michigan-trans-murder-suicide-taverner

    Did we cover this one yet?

    Police say that a transgender woman was found shot to death after she shot and killed her transgender boyfriend and her twin brother.

    The lethal incident unfolded on Sunday morning at about 3:30 a.m. at an apartment in Independence Township, Michigan.

    • Compelled Speechless

      So a man who’s now a woman hooked up with a woman who’s now a man and lives with xer twin who’s still a dude? I’d be so confused all the time I’d probably want to blow some brains out too.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      Was the twin brother also trans?

    • Pope Jimbo

      Talk about transgressions!

      • Compelled Speechless

        Just when you thought she wasn’t packin’ anymore. Couldn’t this all be solved by the victims just choosing to identify as still alive?

    • kbolino

      How many murder-suicides are committed by (natural) women?

      You can wear the dress and get the surgery, but the brain does not change so easily…

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      *pulls out secret woke decoder ring*

      Give me a sec.

  56. Sensei

    Whoops…

    Moderna Inc. MRNA -3.47%▼ on Wednesday said Jorge Gomez, who joined the vaccine maker this week as chief financial officer, has left amid an investigation by his former employer, Dentsply Sirona Inc., into matters that include financial reporting.

    Moderna said David Meline, who had retired as CFO, will retake the post while the company reopens its search for a successor.

    Dentsply on Tuesday said its board’s audit committee is looking into the use of incentives to sell products to distributors last year and whether the incentives were appropriately accounted for and the effect of the sales adequately disclosed.

  57. Ted S.

    Daily Quordle 107
    7️⃣3️⃣
    5️⃣8️⃣
    quordle.com
    ⬜⬜?⬜⬜ ??⬜⬜⬜
    ⬜?⬜?? ⬜⬜⬜?⬜
    ⬜⬜?⬜⬜ ?????
    ?⬜⬜?⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
    ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
    ⬜???? ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
    ????? ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

    ?⬜⬜?? ?⬜?⬜?
    ?⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜?⬜
    ?⬜⬜⬜⬜ ?⬜?⬜⬜
    ⬜??⬜⬜ ????⬜
    ????? ⬜??⬜⬜
    ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜?⬜?
    ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜?⬜?
    ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ?????