Whiskey Hills

by | May 30, 2022 | Beer, Outdoors, Sports | 123 comments

Elevated Baskets are popular, because they are hard, we like hard

Whiskey Hills disc golf course, an adventure to hell.

 

Recently I had a day off so I called my closest Disc buddie Nicko and said, “I got gas money, let’s play big” I was thinking of the Leviathan  down in Ludington when he texted “No! we are playing in Custer at Whiskey Hills.” Obviously intrigued, I looked it up on Udisc and Oh, Hell, Yes! I just had my Kia repaired and was in the mood for an hours drive so south we went in 2 cars, I flew solo that day and of course got there first, kinda like Brochetta.

Totally worth 5 bucks

Signs

World Class

The first Tee

 

So off we went into the hills, and discovered some odd shaped rock formations, We can’t figure out where they came from, the rocks that is.

Lanes

Aliens? Indians?

Where did they get all the rocks?

I read the reviews the night before we went and they spoke of a lot of up and down, which is to say, climb a hill, throw across a valley, walk down and then up said valley and then to the basket.

Looking down

Nicko, forehand, blind shot

A nice finish

Nicko and Dan

Yusef drives a Sidewinder

Sippy rd. is full of private property, but you can still stop and see,

Lake

 

Summer home

and on the way home I found some more real Michigan, this part of the state is pretty cool.

And Never, Ever, forget your Tick collars on your feet or you will be sorry.

I’ll certainly miss playing here, but life goes on.

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Yusef drives a Kia

Yusef drives a Kia

Punctually illiterate But never late

123 Comments

  1. kinnath

    The tick collars. That was my idea. 😉

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Actually it was Hayek that turned me on to them, a great idea never the less,
      Pyrithren is your friend up here

      • LCDR_Fish

        I’ve seen the anti bug bracelets but still haven’t actually used.

        Never thought about using for pants – normally just spray off around my ankles.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I spray my Vans with Pyrithren and wear the collars, it works for me, I get into nasty places if I mis throw,

    • straffinrun

      They look way too big to fit a tick.

      • Not Adahn

        Have you SEEN Michagander ticks?

  2. Shpip

    We can’t figure out where they came from, the rocks that is.

    And me without a cairn in the world…

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Rock on?

    • Zwak, who counted all his blessings, and counted only one.

      That pun gave me a tomb-er.

    • Animal

      Don’t take it for granite.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I Shale forgive your comment good Sir

      • juris imprudent

        That’s very gneiss of you.

    • Ted S.

      If you’ve got stone puns, put them menhir.

      • kinnath

        I uploaded a new article. Schedule it at your convenience.

      • Shpip

        *Narrows Gaze*

        A gesture of mild disapproval, if I’m getting the schist of things right.

      • juris imprudent

        Given time and pressure we may get something more volcanic.

      • db

        Keep it up, and you’ll have Swiss drinking by the quartz.

      • Shpip

        You’d think he would be jaded by now.

      • dbleagle

        Schist. The meteor storm is a bust. It is not a shower and merely a meteor mist.

    • rhywun

      Meaty! My Insta-pot stew is too watery so I’m simmering it down. So hungry….

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Big people need big food, I had 3 Dogs and a pork chop, big food for Yusef,

  3. DEG

    “I got gas money, let’s play big”

    You won the lotto? How else could you afford gas?

    I like the pictures. Looks like a good time.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I’m stuck in town for the next few weeks, fortunately we have 2 courses to play, Tonights is pretty fun once everything is lit up, the discs look so cool lit up,
      UFOs!!!

  4. rhywun

    Those abandoned houses remind me of rural upstate NY.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      It looks like Vermont at times, very pretty land up here, way too much water though,

  5. straffinrun

    Put a politician in those cages and let us use circular saw blades. New national pastime.

  6. MikeS

    Is the garbage can where you drop your fiver?

  7. Yusef drives a Kia

    Time to fly! I need to set up the basket lights before dark,
    Tall Cans Everyone!

    • MikeS

      Tall cans!*

      *I’m actually drinking tall cans

    • straffinrun

      Have a banger round, Yusef.

  8. db

    Nice scenery, Yusef!

    Hope you have a good night round.

    • straffinrun

      “ The minister expressed concerns that some evacuees could become victims of human trafficking”

      Perfect example of a self fulfilling prophecy.

    • rhywun

      Love the masking and plexiglas.

  9. Shpip

    Florida Man, son show off a decent collection, get in hot water.

    When the feds introduce their evidence against them, will their counsel issue a…
    (dons sunglasses)
    … motion to supress?

    • rhywun

      prosecutors questioned her about photos of her and her son posing with firearms

      OFFS

    • straffinrun

      Prosecutors said a Live Oak father and son accused of possessing & selling firearms silencers had vast amounts of firearms and ammunition in their home, according to court documents.

      Like it matters how many legal items they had. That’s basically like arresting someone for bomb threats and the authorities saying, “And he was using his right to free speech to say a bunch legal stuff, too.”

      • Ownbestenemy

        Father and son arrested with fertilizer and ammonia, enough to make 50 billion bombs! They even posed with it!

  10. straffinrun

    Listening to these EU leaders talking about “our goods” and “Putin’s oil” like it’s their shit to be doled or or restricted. Then you got Trudeau out there with his tiny stick and mouth. Collectivists can collectively SMD.

  11. Shpip

    They are firing the cannon now –
    Will it bring me back my dead?
    Will it raise my soldier-brother’s form,
    And restore his spirit fled?

    In far Virginia’s soil
    He sleeps the “last long sleep,”
    While I, his sister so bereft,
    His memory e’er shall keep.

    Fair was his youthful brow,
    Tender his loving eye,
    Loyal his hear to his native South,
    When he bade his home good-bye!

    High were his hopes of life,
    Nobel his soul sincere –
    O! mocking dream of the “long ago,”
    So sudden his early bier!

    They are strewing the flowers now –
    O! my darling brave and true!
    Can they crown with joy your pallid brow
    As we fondly used to do.

    When your voice like a bugle-call
    To patriot duty came;
    And your laugh like a rippling summer stream
    Intensified the flame.

    Of love three sisters bore
    For an only brother’s form –
    Alas! alas! that he should die
    So early ‘mid the storm.

    I shall met you yet again!
    Bright in my soul your worth
    Shall blossom and blossom on through
    years,
    ‘Till i bid adieu to earth.

    Sweet be thy soldier-rest;
    Happy thy christian bed;
    Loyal and true thy manly breast –
    My brother is not dead!

    — “Decoration Day” by Ellen Hebron

    • straffinrun

      Lovely

  12. Yusef drives a Kia

    Hey kids! I’m back from some night golf, hella fun, nice conditions, drunkeness and weed,
    A nice game!

    • Ownbestenemy

      Nice Yusef!

    • Shpip

      I’m just imagining the complete and utter bafflement of the owls, raccoons, and other nocturnal critters as they see one of those discs fly past. “What the hell was THAT?” I can see them thinking to themselves.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I have been attacked by hawks while flying my R/C planes, very cool to watch…

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        We tied at par for the course, 54 to 54, which is excellent for night game

      • Sean

        Ewww.

        Participation trophies for all, I suppose.

        Next time, sudden death rounds! Bring a shovel and some lime.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        And yes, the planes always win,

  13. Yusef drives a Kia

    in closing, the Parks director loves our club as does the PW director, we keep the park clean and eliminate the riff raff that comes about every now and again. We have new baskets and several nice amenities, all due to the clubs efforts. I feel like Johnny Disc golf club guy, I show up, create a club, then pass it off to the locals. That said, it’s time for me to go home, where ever that may be.

  14. one true athena

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    • The Hyperbole

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      Ozy and I tied yesterday so you wont be facing kinnath until tomorrow.

    • rhywun

      Jealous.

      • l0b0t

        Ya know, I get the cracking down (apart from my visceral dislike of police actions). What I can’t stand are the smug publicity stunts wherein NYPD and borough pols gleefully destroy 100s of thousands of dollars in machinery with industrial crushers and shredders. Sell those bikes and ATVs at auction and at least raise some funds for your budgets rather than constantly milking the commonweal for more tax monies. I hate the senseless waste.

      • rhywun

        I didn’t know they were cracking down. It isn’t working.

      • l0b0t

        I don’t think NYPD is doing it currently. I just remember a year or so ago, they had a big media event where they were crushing and shredding dozens and dozens of motorcycles, minibikes, ATVs, etc. and patting one another on the back for spoiling the fun of teenaged hellcats.

      • rhywun

        I’m torn between condemning such actions and joining in.

        I’m getting really, really fucking sick of their “fun” ruining my quality of life.

      • l0b0t

        When you are the one having to live with the noise and chaos, your position is perfectly understandable and reasonable. I just think the confiscate items should be auctioned off, even if said auctions are restricted to those who live outside of city limits.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Stupid and tasteless but not a threat.

  15. Sean

    Mornin Glibs.

    • UnCivilServant

      Morning.

      I’m glad today is scheduled as a remote day.

    • DEG

      Morning!

  16. Tulip

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  17. Gender Traitor

    Good morning, Tulip, DEG, U, Sean, & Stinky!

    Reliable Co-Worker is back from vacation today, and I don’t think I left TOO much of a mess for him. (I think I did all the gotta-do’s. I just didn’t get ALL the paperwork filed away. ?) Not a payroll week, so today will just be whatever I can do in advance to prepare for month-end. My boss may also be back from the Not COVID that was plaguing him last week.

    Hope none of you are going back to work to find huge piles of undone stuff.

    • UnCivilServant

      Having a breakfast salad and sorting emails.

      Some responses don’t make sense. Water is wet.

      • Gender Traitor

        What’s in a breakfast salad? It sounds appealing (depending on your answer to the question, of course. Pleasesaybaconpleasesaybaconpleasesaybacon…)

      • UnCivilServant

        It’s basically a regular salad eaten for breakfast. I’d intended to include crispy bacon, but I ran out of bacon. 🙁

      • Gender Traitor

        ?

        Still, salad is tasty, especially in warm weather. I may be out of frozen Atkins meals, so I may have to take my chances at the nearby Tim Horton’s (which had closed early the last time I tried to pick up lunch there. ?)

      • Sean

        Your inventory management skills need improvement. Just sayin.

      • UnCivilServant

        Ever since I had my gallbladder out I have trouble digesting fats, so I’ve had to cut my intake of certain foods. Would you rather I have bacon spoil in the fridge?

      • UnCivilServant

        *Left out, is that I reduced the purchase rate and quantities of said troublemakers.

      • Gender Traitor

        Would you rather I have bacon spoil in the fridge?

        Perish (ha!) the thought! Please forgive the possible sacrilege, but have you considered or tried turkey bacon as an alternative? I haven’t had it myself, but turkey sausage patties are pretty tasty.

      • Sean

        Food waste sucks.

        Don’t ask me about my avocado problems…

      • UnCivilServant

        On the plus side, I’m good with cheese and tolerant of tallow, so the cheesesteaks I made over the weekend didn’t cause any grief.

        But pork… *shakes head* …moderation.

  18. l0b0t

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  19. Festus

    Mornin Glibbies! That was some nice community work there, Bob! We had an executive par 3 stick golf course where I grew up. They would light it up twice weekly for the die-hards and the stoners. How the hell do you play a putt when a huge moth decides to hatch your egg? Some of those things were three-four inches across. Great fun! Glad to hear you are kicking ass! Oh yeah, putting was always slow because of the dew but at least you were able to track the line. Night games were loud!

    • l0b0t

      Good morning Festus. I hope you have a wonderful day.

      • Festus

        Thank You, Friend! It’s my last one at current job. New contractor has never even toured the site. Current supervisor believes that the new guys won’t last six months. Whatever. I’m sorta done by now. Things will get pretty dusty tonight.

      • l0b0t

        Seems like a situation that could warrant congratulations or condolences… so Huzzah (I hope)! We can always go fight crime on the Rez.

      • Festus

        A little of both. I didn’t want them to lose the contract but at the same time there have been physical “difficulties”. Probably for the best.

      • Festus

        Unless your name is Grandma, there is no fighting crime on the Rez. Hawaiian shirts and tropical sunshine are more our play.

      • Festus

        I was thinking more like Miami Vice but that works better.

      • Tres Cool

        And to think I was kinda expecting this.

    • Festus

      That set-up looks amenable to stick golf and the rocks just sort of grow out of the ground every year.

  20. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    whats goody

    • Festus

      Letting things go and trying for better. That’s goody!

  21. Grosspatzer

    Mornin’, reprobates!

    Assembled a new charcoal grill yesterday with the help of the Patzer spawn. Good news: no injuries suffered during assembly, and tasty T-Bone for dinner. Bad news: dropped can of soup on finger while searching for BBQ tools, smashing said finger. Will be minus one fingernail in short order.

    Now, let’s see if I can go from champ to chump. Got to live up to my handle.

    • Festus

      It’s just after 4 in the morning and the birdies have been hitting on the ladies for about an hour and a half. It’s a special time of year up here in the northern latitudes. Bears are being asshoe, though.

      • Grosspatzer

        Mornin’, Festy!.

        “Bears are being asshoe”

        Speaking.of assholes, a yellow jacket keeps buzzing around my front porch. Need to find the nest and call in an exterminator.

      • Festus

        Check around the rafters. Wherever you find an egg-sized paper nest, that is a queen. I use spray that lets me stand off some. I’ve killed football sized ones.

      • Tres Cool

        American football or the metric one?

      • Fourscore

        It’s coming from under the steps/deck, seriously. I find them every year, after I see them boiling out when I walk in and annoy them.

      • Festus

        We get the underground ones sometimes.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I’ve stepped on those before. Ugh.

      • Grosspatzer

        Thanks. Will investigate (from a safe distance).

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, ‘patzie! (And you, too, Fes. I failed to properly greet you upthread.)

      dropped can of soup on finger

      OwOwOwwwww! ? I dropped something similarly heavy and hard from a pantry shelf onto my big toe once. Didn’t lose the nail, but it’s never been the same since.

      • UnCivilServant

        When I was a kid, I dropped a plate on my big toe. Lost that nail but a new one grew in a bit gnarly. Then as an adult I tripped on a set of stone steps and it felt like I broke the same toe (I hadn’t). Lost the gnarly nail and a new one grew in gnarlier. The rest of my toes are still normal, just that one unlucky one get all beat up twice.

    • Festus

      Yup. Too bad that about 35% of our populace falls for that shit. It was just enough for him to grab power and then ally himself with the Socialists. We are well and truly fucked.

  22. Grosspatzer

    No chump Tuesday.

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  23. Fourscore

    We lost power at 6PM ’til 1AM. When I got back on this morning all my machine wanted to do was talk to WebDom,, I thought everyone in the world, ‘cept me, was gone. Or maybe I was gone. Finally I got caught up to the 21st Century and I’m happy to see all are still well. Storm was violent for about 20 minutes of ferocious wind and the buckets of rain. No known damage but I’m set back after working in the garden. I thought I could do it, I was wrong.

    Anyway good to see that the time warp has been minimized

    • Festus

      You have to log in and then refresh. That’s what Windows requires on my lap top. Web Dom is working on a global fix. Be careful out there, Father.

  24. UnCivilServant

    Fukit.

    I went to open a package and ended up stabbing my finger instead. It’s a bit of a bleeder but nothing more than a bandaid’s worth. Worst part – the package is still sealed.

    Today is not starting off well.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Should have worn your stab resistant gloves.

    • Grosspatzer

      Ouch. It can only get better, right?