ZARDOZ MONDAY AFTERNOON TAKE OVER LINKS

by | Jun 20, 2022 | Cryptids, Daily Links | 210 comments

ZED PREDICTS….LINKS.

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. IT HAS BEEN SOME TIME SINCE ZARDOZ HAS ADDRESSED THE ASSEMBLED CHOSEN ONES. AS YOU MAY RECALL, ZARDOZ HAS HAD A MORE DIFFICULT TIME HAULING GRAIN TO THE VORTEX. THE WIZENED ONE IN YOUR CAPITAL HAS ORDERED MORE OF IT TURNED INTO AN INEFFICIENT FUEL. IT APPEARS THE UPCOMING TRANSPORTATION OF CHOICE WILL BE THE BRUTALCART!

COMING TO A VORTEX NEAR YOU.

ZARDOZ WILL ENDEAVOR TO PERSERVERE.

ZARDOZ UNDERSTANDS THAT THE HELVETIC CHOSEN ONE GIVES YOU A PREVIEW OF THE WEEK… ZARDOZ WILL GIVE ONE IN BRIEF;

THE ANIMAL ONE WILL START A NEW SERIES NEXT WEEK, YUSEF DESCRIBES “DISC GOLF” AND BEVERAGES TONIGHT. THE CHOSEN ONE “MLW” RETURNS WITH A RANT, RJ BRINGS FORTH GLIB CAR. SUGARFREE…ZARDOZ MUST KEEP HIS CIRCUITS INTACT…AND KBOLINO ON A PIPELINE (NOT THAT KIND). WHIZ COGITATES ON MORE BASEBALL MATHEMATICS, THEN A FINE DOCUMENTARY ENTERTAINMENT VIDEO, “CORONAZOMBIES” IS BROUGHT FORTH. THE DAILY STOIC RETVRNS, AND LATER IS…TBD.

NOW, RECEIVE THE GIFT OF THE LINK. GO FORTH AND SNARK!

  • PERHAPS ZARDOZ SHOULD SEE IF SPACE-X CAN HAUL GRAIN? THIS WOULD ALLOW ZARDOZ PLENTY OF FREE TIME TO PURSUE OUTSIDE INTERESTS…OVERSEEING THE CLEANSING OF THE FILTH OF BRUTALS, PLAYING CHESS AGAINST THE TABERNACLE, AND VISITING FRIEND STEVE SMITH.
  • IS THIS NOT WHAT SERVANTS ARE FOR? UNGRATEFUL TAX BRUTALS!
  • THE CHOSEN ONES HAVE KNOWN OF THIS FOR SOME TIME!

“Tabernacle, please disable Google tracking!”

ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

About The Author

ZARDOZ

ZARDOZ

SERVANT OF THE TABERNACLE, THE ETERNALS OF THE VORTEX. FOR FURTHER INFORMATION, SEE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwZhKGgmoUI

210 Comments

  1. JasonAZ

    First, from the new guy. 😉

    • ZARDOZ

      ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN NEW ONE. JUST REMEMBER THE RULES. THE PENIS IS EVIL! THE GUN IS GOOD! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

    • Tundra

      Did you get your “Fuck Off, Tulpa!” yet?

      Either way, welcome!

      • JasonAZ

        Haha! I see my FO Tulpa below!

    • Ownbestenemy

      Fuck off Tulpa! Coffee and cakes in the back

      • Animal

        We were told there would be punch and pie.

      • The Other Kevin

        It’s pineapple deep dish and IPA’s.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        I thought it was Fireball and Sno-Balls

      • EvilSheldon

        Sno-Balls soaked in Fireball actually sounds pretty tasty…

      • Rebel Scum

        *cracks beer*

        BYOB

    • Tonio

      Fuck off, Tulpa!

    • Mojeaux

      We have a n00b! Welcome to teh ka-razy.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Welcome! Now fuck off!

    • Enough About Palin

      I was new here once, JasonAZ. You start to feel really dirty really quick. BTW, I’m told Steve Smith (ibid.) is putting together a welcome basket for you.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Are you going to tell him what the welcome basket really is or are you just going to wait to see the look on his face?

        Welcome Tulpa and a hardy fuck off.

    • Spudalicious

      Fuck off Tulpa! Ya fuck ya.

  2. JasonAZ

    When I think of Sean Connery, my mind goes immediately to SNL skip where he’s playing Jeopardy. Back when SNL was at least kinda funny.

    • The Other Kevin

      + Swords for 200

      • Tundra

        Anal Bum Cover.

      • robc

        The Penis Mightier

      • ZARDOZ

        NO! THE PENIS IS EVIL!

      • Sensei

        I’ll take The Rapists for two hundred.

      • ZARDOZ

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Ape tit

      • Ownbestenemy

        “Well, that’s the sound your mother makes.”

      • mock-star

        Jap Anus Relations

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        I got my colleague a “Le Tits Now” t-shirt for Xmas a few years ago

      • Tundra
    • kbolino

      I feel that, like newspapers, the nighttime shows should have died off about a decade ago, and so must be getting carried along by the basest of advertisements and the generosity of wealthy malefactors.

    • Shpip

      My local butcher shop makes a sausage they call “The Four Horsemen” — a zesty link made with Scorpion, Habanero, Ghost, and Carolina Reaper chiles.

      Every time I go there, I have to restrain myself from saying (in my best faux-Scottish accent) “I’d like the Four Whore Semen, please.”

  3. DEG

    THE DAILY STOIC RETVRNS

    I like it.

    “But any elected official who needs to have their laundry picked up or their belongings moved should hire a private company to do it,” he said.

    What’s the point of getting elected to office then if you have to hire private services to do those things?

    There’s just one unusual thing about it. For instead of the pots, pans, silks and spices you might expect, the bazaar sells only one product. It sells data — mine, yours, your neighbours’, your family’s.

    I have a vague memory of reason, many years ago, having a special issue about how this wasn’t necessarily a bad thing. It dwelt on all the good things that can come from the data folks collect about you. But nothing about the bad things.

    • The Other Kevin

      I laughed at that V. And also the Helvetic chosen one.

    • Tonio

      We run a classy joint, here.

      • Animal

        <— Has prolonged coughing fit

      • juris imprudent

        I must’ve stumbled through the wrong door.

      • R.J.

        *sniffs arm pits

      • Compelled Speechless

        Why? Did you stick your arm pit in a vagina?

      • R.J.

        I don’t smell classy.

  4. kbolino

    Great Stone Head, what day/time is my article scheduled to appear?

    • ZARDOZ

      ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS ARTICLE WRITING CHOSEN ONE. 1900 VORTEX TIME, WEDNESDAY. ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

    • Ted S.

      Either RSN or WIR.

      (RSN: Real Soon Now)

      (WIR: When It’s Ready)

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        WGTIWWFLI

        We’ll get to it when we feel like it. /mechanictalk

    • db

      Please to do the needful

  5. Timeloose

    “The spies that are posing as your servants”

    I’ll have to start a company selling cell phone signal blocking bags and faraday cage covers for your car’s sharkfin transmitters. I would have to assume no liability in-case they are used exclusively by disgruntled exes, police off or on duty, and legitimate business men. I’ll have to get the R&D team working on the shimmer technology from A Scanner Darkly.

    • Sean

      Killing the 3G networks stopped my car from reporting on me.

      • Enough About Palin

        The radio comes and goes on my 1994 Ford, so they’re just getting bits and pieces

      • hayeksplosives

        My federal associates have told me about Internet of Things items like “smart” coffee makers, refrigerators, washing machines, etc routinely listen in and report directly back to China.

        The US needs to invest in domestic production of integrated circuit, stat.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Or we could just not make or buy stupid shit like “smart” coffee makers.

      • hayeksplosives

        Yeah, I don’t see the point of a smart coffee maker.

        I read an article about smart (=WiFi enabled) Instant Pots entitled “Alexa, please burn down my house.”

      • The Other Kevin

        Stuff like that doesn’t make sense to me. Sure, it would be cool if you woke up to fresh coffee. Or you could push a button and wait 3 minutes. But putting food in an Instant Pot and turning it on later by WiFi sounds like a recipe for salmonella.

        I don’t even see the point of a WiFi sous vide. Set a temp and walk away. Every few hours glance at it to make sure it didn’t stop working. (I have had two break on me).

      • Nephilium

        Bluetooth ones make even less sense to me then the WiFi sous vide sticks. At least WiFi you can check from anywhere else on the same network, but the short range of Bluetooth means you’re right near the stick already.

      • UnCivilServant

        Clearly you use the bluetooth connection to connect to a wired device that bridges it to a real network.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        My Bluetooth grill thermometer is awful for that particular reason. The grill is right next to the chimney, so I get about 10 feet into the house before the connection issues start.

        My three rules of IoT devices are:
        1) “it’s neat” isnt enough of a reason to put a comms chip in an appliance or device.
        2) it should never connect with anything outside of the local network unless it is required for a particular function (and voice control isn’t a legit excuse, nor are software updates).
        3) it should communicate in a way where you don’t need a proprietary app to connect with it.

        I’m not perfect. I have some light bulbs that get permission from the CCP to turn on and off. However, they’re on a separate VLAN and they’re not making the move to the next house.

      • Zwak, who counted all his blessings, and counted only one.

        My tooth brush has BlueTooth.

        WTF?

      • Mojeaux

        Are you SURE that’s a toothbrush?

      • db

        It’s actually a back massager.

      • Mojeaux

        Stim-U-Lax. For when a regular laxative just won’t do.

      • l0b0t

        French press FTW!

      • Not Adahn

        The US needs to invest in domestic production of integrated circuit, stat.

        The plans for Fab8.2 are ready. We’re just waiting for the final few palletloads of tax dollars to be shipped to us.

    • R.J.

      Tiny tinfoil hats for your car antenna! I can help market this!

  6. Tundra

    Where’s that fucking meteor?

    This is obscene.

    • Sean

      If we could only make masks that automatically administers vaccines, we’d be really whipping covid.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      So many idiots out there.

    • The Other Kevin

      As many of us predicted, we’re 2+ years into this and it’s still an “emergency”. Just like GWB’s terror watch constantly sitting at orange.

      • Sean

        Variants!

      • kbolino

        Agamben looms large.

    • kbolino

      Though I try to stay optimistic, the number of people who sincerely wanted and waited for their children to get this (all the way back when it was 12-18yo rather than the current iteration) has been a major black pill for me. I lost a lot of respect I had for a number of my coworkers, and the pervasive attitude of fear and compliance left me feeling quite isolated as a result. Things have loosened up quite a bit since this all got crazy, but I can’t deny a lingering feeling like I lost something that I can’t ever quite get back.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Yup. There are two aspects to it, for me. One is the unmasking of a whole lot of previously respectable people as panicky idiots. The other is the lingering damage to the fabric of society. Personally, I still have to swab my nose every two weeks and I have declined good job fits because of ongoing covid policy. I know others have been impacted more acutely.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The other is the lingering damage to the fabric of society.

        We haven’t even scratched the surface of the rot this has caused yet.

      • juris imprudent

        as panicky idiots

        “A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals, and you know it.” [Why is it that some movie quotes are so much more true than the best of philosophy or religion?]

      • Spudalicious

        That was “TRUTH”.

      • Sensei

        I get to swab my nose twice a ******* week in order to go to work.

      • kbolino

        A lot of it is probably irrational. I have never had anyone say or do anything untoward to me, personally. But the way things played out, and the degree of compliance, even from myself (jumped on the Pfizer double-shot early, always wore a mask when legally/professionally required), combined with the vilification of the noncompliant, and the blatant hypocrisy/mendacity/incompetence of the government-corporate shitshow that rules us, made me feel like I was already living in a cyperpunk dystopia. Nobody wrote this exact future as a book, probably couldn’t have done anyway (fiction has to be believable in a way reality doesn’t), but it’s chilling nonetheless.

      • kbolino

        Having dumped all that negativity:

        On the flip side, I’ve basically gotten a totally different view on things, which I think is much more realistic, than I had before. Maybe that thing I lost and can’t get back was the last shred of childish innocence/naivete. I’ve been exposed to, and sought out, ideas I would never have considered before. History, political science, sociology, biology; all of these fields of study, which before I looked down on but could not articulate why, I now instead find fascinating. There’s an immense amount of poorly suppressed knowledge out there, which is heretical to mainstream discourse and big institutions, but is often enjoyable to discover and enlightening to consider (even when wrong).

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Interesting, I’ve had the exact opposite reaction. My minor was poli Sci. I was thisclose to going to school to become a genetic biologist rather than an engineer.

        As the facade of the pursuit of truth has been ripped off institution after institution, I’ve found it all so very tedious. I don’t want to have to dive into the cross tabs to figure out if that survey is legit or propaganda. I don’t want to have to dive into the types of grants funding the research to figure out whether there was a bias introduced in the results. As a result, my interests have drifted elsewhere.

      • Chafed

        You are not alone.

      • Grosspatzer

        “I lost a lot of respect I had for a number of my coworkers, and the pervasive attitude of fear and compliance left me feeling quite isolated as a result.”

        A few months into the panic I missed my coworkers, some of whom I really liked, and was looking forward to returning to the office. As time went on it became clear to me that I would no longer be welcome and now wild horses could not drag me back there. A lot of people have been permanently damaged, or maybe they just needed a little prodding to show their true colors.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Scan the comments and drink them in. Those are your neighbors, your cousins, your coworkers, your college aged kid. They would literally take an injection of potassium cyanide if FedGov and TMITE told them it would cure acne. They would wear a chloroform soaked rag on their face if the corporate social media goons told them it would balance their humors.

      Read the comments and understand that, while they may not represent the average person on the street, they do represent a growing portion of the population, a portion with zero critical thinking faculties and a big ass chip on their shoulders.

      • Enough About Palin

        “They would wear a chloroform soaked rag on their face if the corporate social media goons told them it would balance their humors.”

        That reminds me of someone writing somewhere that “The study of history is first and for most the study of human behavior.” During the Great Plague, different countries in Europe handled things differently, even countries within themselves. If some parts of France, they burned down their business centers because that’s where they thought it was coming from. Of course they were wrong. The French cities that didn’t torch their business centers recovered more quickly economically post-plague than the cities that did and some of those cities that did never recovered at all. We essentially did that here in the US.

    • Rebel Scum

      Hide ya kids, hide ya wife…

    • Chafed

      If you really want to blow a gasket, read the synopsis of their study. It’s based on 10 symptomatic kids younger than 5. It’s sciencey.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        If it’s the study I’m thinking of, those ten kids were after the third shot. There were 375 infections after the first shot and prior to the third.

        So they didn’t include 97% of the infections in the analysis of the efficacy.

    • grrizzly

      My next-door neighbors have a kid between 2 and 3 yo. Just a few weeks ago I saw the parents and the kid wearing masks on the street in front of their house. I suspect they were doing it because the miracle vaccines were still unavailable to the kiddo.

      • Zwak, who counted all his blessings, and counted only one.

        Yep. Super Democrat Girl down the street from me was just like that, not leaving the house, mask everywhere when she had too, etc. Man, her husband looks run ragged, but I will bet dollars to donuts he was right there with her.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      The biggest problem is that now the path is paved for Covid vaccines to be added to the CDC mandated vaccine schedule for children. And many, if not most states, do not exempt homeschooled children from following the CDC schedule. This is a huge problem due to compulsory education. This is setting the stage for armed agents of the State to put parents in jail or seize children for noncompliance.

      I don’t know if the government will go that far, but if Australia is our future, this is the stage being set.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I can see people getting vaccinated with lead over that one,

        The lines have been drawn on the COVID vaccines.

      • hayeksplosives

        I am reluctant to get any shots ever again. I strongly suspect they will add Covid vaccines to all future flu shots without mentioning it.

        I used to get flu shots each year but my trust in these pharma/political/investor fuckers could not be lower.

    • rhywun

      I thought even WHO said kids shouldn’t get it. Has that been memoryholed?

      • Compelled Speechless

        That was in Moderna’s last fiscal quarter after they’d fulfilled all the government’s orders (which are likely being dumped into the ocean right about now.) Do try to keep up.

    • Compelled Speechless

      My wife and I both tested positive for COVID last week. The doctor didn’t even feel that it was worth testing either of the our kids. Our one year old had a runny nose and our four year old never showed a single symptom. Why the fuck would I give them an experimental “emergency” vaccine for something that could be accurately described as “a sniffle”. These people are disgusting.

      • Lackadaisical

        Share value and because of it saves just one life… You wouldn’t want to be unmutual, would you?

  7. Sean

    Fashion!

    Mildly nsfw.

      • kbolino

        Amenities include: portal to Hell

      • Grosspatzer

        Holy crap. Someone figured out how to film the inside of his eyeballs after dropping way too much acid.

      • mindyourbusiness

        The Sixties must really have been good to somebody…

    • Zwak, who counted all his blessings, and counted only one.

      Are those the new Harrambe pants?

  8. Grumbletarian

    Mighty Zardoz, can one purchase a BRUTALCART for less than a used or new car? I presume mileage depends upon the health of the brutal pulling it.

    • Drake

      And the strength of your whip-hand.

    • The Other Kevin

      You can buy one, but you’ll wait six months because there’s a supply chain issue with the spokes.

  9. kinnath
  10. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    Personal injury attorney Mike Slocumb has a new series of TV commercials and now I’m in love with him

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COEw3smMnYY

    • Chafed

      There isn’t a single airplane in that ad.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Interesting, I didn’t realize they reissued Rio after they broke through on video.

  11. Rebel Scum

    Saw the new Top Gun and was thoroughly entertained. I have far fewer problems with it than the first one. It did a good job of the “familiar but new” that plagues most sequels. It also did a good job of respecting old heroes while introducing new ones. I don’t even care about the throw-away plot point about the best modern aircraft not being available for the super important mission. I’m even ok with “random rogue state” being the enemy. And, of course, Jennifer Connelly is superb. One change I would make is that “random rogue state” does not have access to the Su-57. “Random rogue state” has access to the newest iteration of the MiG-29. This 1) puts real MiGs in the movie for the first time and 2) makes the final dogfight more realistic, though I think it was handled pretty well as is. All in all, will watch again when it is available to stream.

    • Not an Economist

      Saw it today and I agree with your review. It wasn’t high art, but it was a good fun movie that did not have a political statement in it.

      One question I have is how in the hell do Tom Cruise and Jennifer Connelly look so good at their age. I’m assuming some deal with the devil.

    • Enough About Palin

      Thanks for the spoilers.

  12. Sensei

    Mighty Zardoz – I’ve been selected for jury duty. I haven’t decided if I really wish to serve as I would be required to answer Questions 16, 23 and 25 honestly.

    https://www.njcourts.gov/attorneys/assets/attyresources/jurorselectionquestionscrim.pdf?c=T3X

    Q16 – Newark police continue to operate under a consent decree for a federal monitor with US DOJ for civil rights abuses.
    Q23 – The Essex County Prosecutor’s Office clearly turned a blind eye to the events in Q16.
    Q25 – If the court Tells me Black is White and that’s all I need know… IOW, in NJ jury nullification is nullified. It’s actually part of the voir dire!

    • Sean

      Add a note at the bottom:

      “What kind of questionnaire do the felons have to fill out?”

      • Sensei

        That already on the preliminary questionnaire!

        In NJ they are ineligible.

      • Sean

        I was implying the defendant is guilty. Why else would they be on trial?

    • Tonio

      Q16 – A person can equally believe that both cop witnesses and non-cop witnesses are lying sacks of shit.

      Q25 – A person can know what the law is, and know that the courts have been consistently wrong about their interpretation of the law. That is not a belief; that is citizens correcting their employees.

  13. Rebel Scum

    “CORONAZOMBIES”

    Went to an oral specialist today and they were not being corona-nazis about masks (because they had to look in my mouth anyway) so that was something.

    Apparently I have something that 25% of people get and it is not cancerous, which was nice to hear.

  14. Mojeaux

    Now, look. I’m proud of my kid for going out on his own, but occasionally I need to be talked down off the ledge here. T-11 days and counting.

    • Grosspatzer

      Deep breaths, and prayers if that’s your thing.. The part of me that wants to see my fledglings leave the nest is in constant battle with the part that is apprehensive about their future. I think the kids are alright.

    • Tulip

      It will be fine.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Just a sampling of what’s to come.

    • juris imprudent

      He’s MURDERING our kind!!! /rheeeeeeeeee

      • Grosspatzer

        “They’re treating us equally! We are entitled to special privileges!”

      • Compelled Speechless

        Even the most obvious grifters know that this is the one thing you NEVER say out loud. You’ll ruin it for everybod.

      • Compelled Speechless

        I just can’t wrap my head around why he would want to eliminate a position that probably pulls down 500k per year, doesn’t produce anything, actively encourages dissent and insubordination among it’s staff and solely works to create a hostile work environment for anyone that doesn’t bend the knee to the demands of a tiny minority of the staff. How does he benefit from this move?

    • kbolino

      Lay off hundreds of workers: no big deal

      Lay off two progressive commissars: very problematic

      • Grosspatzer

        Elon should start his own airline. I hear there are some pilots who might be interested in returning to work in the proper circumstances.

      • kbolino

        An African warlord nobody outside of a fifty-mile radius has even heard of is more powerful than the richest man in the world, and it’s not even close.

    • rhywun

      My company doesn’t have a libquilt community. 😢

    • Q Continuum

      HE DOESN’T EVEN CARE IF HE LIVES OR DIES

    • Gustave Lytton

      senior software engineer in charge of naming conventions in Tesla’s vehicle UI team

      That alone should be reason for firing.

  15. Grosspatzer

    Now, in a blistering and highly persuasive manifesto, The Digital Republic, he is calling for Western governments to fight back against these ‘autocrats of information’.

    Fat chance. They’re going to shut down their sources? *dies laughing, orders new keyboard*

  16. Rebel Scum

    Heretic!

    Paul predicts the Ukrainian government will ask for more and said the United States could not afford to keep fulfilling those requests.

    “Ukraine is going to ask for $40 billion more apparently this fall,” Paul explained. “Then it is going to take hundreds of billions to rebuild the country. Look, I have great sympathy, but we do not have hundreds of billions of dollars to rebuild Ukraine. We can’t endlessly supply them with weapons. So, no — to me, it is a fiscal issue, not necessarily a military issue.”

    I was disappointed to find out this weekend that my grandfather has gone all in on the pro-Ukraine/anti-Russia narrative, ignoring any and all nuance on the issue (we are of Ukrainian decent and I am of Ukrainian dissent…). But he’s old, so…

    I just don’t think a US/Russia war is a good idea under most circumstances, especially not for a country that is not an ally or asset to the US.

    • kbolino

      “Look, I have great sympathy, but … to me, it is a fiscal issue, not necessarily a military issue”

      This is the furthest anyone is willing or able to go at Paul’s level.

      The real power of the legacy media is not its waning influence over the general population of this country, but its ability to keep 100 Senators, 435 Representatives, 9 Justices, 1 President, 1 Vice-President, and 15 Department Heads from ever stepping too far outside the realm of approved thought.

  17. DEG

    Newfields, NH prosecutor drops last charge stemming from protests in front of Governor’s house

    After 18 months, Newfields Police Prosecutor Michael DiCroce is finally giving up on the case against an NHJournal reporter who was charged with a crime while covering protests outside Gov. Chris Sununu’s house.

    DiCroce said he was tired of losing.

    “We’ve tried eight or nine of them before Judge (Polly) Hall and she’s found all of them not guilty,” DiCroce said. “I’m not going to waste my time prosecuting the one or two left.”

  18. DEG

    NH Democrats continuing lawsuit over Lil Rona accommodations

    Most Granite Staters may have moved past the “masks and lockdowns” phase of COVID-19, but state Democrats are still pursuing their months-old lawsuit targeting state House Republican leadership over pandemic policies. And in their latest filing, Democrats have raised the rhetorical stakes, insinuating that Republicans are responsible for former House Minority Leader Renny Cushing’s death.

    Long-standing House rules require members to attend sessions in person in order to participate. Since February 2021, Democrats have been in court attempting to force Speaker Sherman Packard (R-Londonderry) and GOP leadership to allow members to conduct business — including casting votes — remotely due to fears of COVID-19. “They still want to do everything by Zoom,” Packard to NHJournal. “It just doesn’t make any sense.”

    • kbolino

      Seems like any involvement by the judiciary here would be a violation of separation of powers. Unless NH has a very unique constitution, the response should be “this is an internal matter of the legislative branch”.

      • DEG

        I think that’s part of why they’ve gone to Federal court. The other part is the ADA. Their early claims, and probably the current claims, invoked the ADA.

      • kbolino

        Ah, of course. If the Civil Rights Act is our new Constitution, then the Americans with Disabilities Act is its Fourteenth Amendment.

      • Swiss Servator

        *lifts cage on front of helmet*

        Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of CON Law?!

    • JasonAZ

      The fearful Democrats should just wear a mask or 3. Mask are safe and effective right? That’s why they keep wearing them right?

      • DEG

        If I could find it, I would post the picture of a NH Democrat showing up for a State House Session with a bubble umbrella in addition to her mask.

    • kbolino

      The United States we know today was built with the labor of enslaved Black Americans.

      Even if this gross oversimplification of history were accurate, wouldn’t that only further justify preserving what we have, not tearing it down?

      • Rebel Scum

        Bro, we have to divide in order to come together…or something…

        Speaking of oversimplification, this channel is fun.

        Also, we clearly have to rid the world of Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben…for “equality”…or something…

    • db

      Delaware and Kentucky. New Jersey ratified in January 1866.

      • Q Continuum

        “Delaware”

        Biden unavailable for comment as he is currently mistaking his scoop of butter ripple for a Hispanic prostitute’s vagina.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      In her defense, that statement could have come from almost all of the major denominations today.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        I guess so, if you believe in redemption.

  19. JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

    I took a PCR test today to confirm if I have the plague, which I probably do since I have the same symptoms as my wife and daughter who are positive. I then went for a 32 mile bike ride. Feeling fine though my heart rate was higher than I would expect given my level of effort. Maybe that was the virus talking or maybe it was due to the heat.

    • Tonio

      Awesome! Wishing a speedy recovery to your womenfolk.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        My daughter is already recovered and back at work. My wife feels fine but is going stir crazy and her antigen tests keep coming back positive.

      • Ted S.

        I’d rather hear their lamentations.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        Around here we call that sniveling and whining.

    • robodruid

      Lesson of the movie, there are no “good guys” in Europe for us to be engaged with.

    • kinnath

      white

      liberal

      guilt

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Pick any radical racial initiative in your child’s school, and it is likely to tie back to the Ford, Kellogg, Gates, Annie E. Casey, MacArthur, or Surdna foundations.

      Most of those were skinsuited by leftist activists a long time ago. The absolute worst thing you can do is leave a philanthropic foundation without extremely rigorous legal requirements to keep them from taking over.

  20. Aloysious

    HAIL ZARDOZ.

    …nice alt-text.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Do these billionaire culture warriors just get bored with life, wake up one morning and decide they need to become supervillains?

    Needs more “If you’re so rich, why aren’t you smart?”

  22. Tulip

    Kinda for OMWC given his interest in Georgian cooking. Here is Azerbaijan cooking
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hNWfXq0MYL8

    This channel makes me want to move to (or at least visit) Azerbaijan.

    • rhywun

      Plus they have a kick-ass national anthem.

      • Tres Cool

        I was hoping for this.

    • Tundra

      “See, that’s the difference. He can’t have another mother, bit I can have another mama!”

      His delivery is just perfect. Every damn time.

      • Sean

        Yup.

  23. Grosspatzer

    Huh. The youngest Patzer just returned my copy of “The Road to Serfdom”.

    Me: Did you read it?
    Him: Had to, for my Politics class.

    Hayek hasn’t been banned from uni? I’ll take that as a ray of sunshine.

  24. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Awwwww… nuts!

    https://alexberenson.substack.com/p/urgent-the-covid-vaccine-paper-on/

    Now – after a half-billion men have received mRNA shots – the skeptics appear to be right. Again. The Israeli paper offers hard evidence that the vaccines may present a systemic risk to men’s sperm counts. What was a conspiracy theory is now just a theory. AGAIN.

    The paper raises questions about mechanism of action that must be answered immediately. And on top of the myocarditis risk, the finding is more evidence that encouraging – much less forcing – men under 40 to take the mRNA vaccines was a catastrophic mistake.

    However, the authors qualified their findings by reporting that after five months, sperm levels recovered. Thus the decreases were only temporary, they wrote.

    Put aside the fact that a five-month decrease hardly qualifies as temporary for someone trying to start a family – or compared to a “vaccine” that loses effectiveness against Omicron within weeks or months.

    As other writers have pointed out, the actual data in the paper do not really support the argument that sperm levels returned to normal after five months. In fact, by some measures, levels continued to decline.

    Rather than acknowledging this fact, the authors offered the best possible spin on their data, while at the same time publishing the figures themselves near the end of the paper so that other researchers could see the reality for themselves.

    • Sean

      Vaccine free here.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        Sounds like there will be high demand for your seed

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        👆👆👆

    • Ted S.

      ZARDOZ IS PLEASED.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Apparently today is some sort of holiday for government workers. Not only was the Blackfoot Post Office locked, the Pocatello Sanitation Dept (where I went hoping to get a dumpster dropped at my house for carpet disposal) was closed. There must be at least 100 black people in Pocatello.

    • Sean

      Like an Alzheimer’s patient, I still checked two different mailboxes. 😞

      • MikeS

        #metoo

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Vaccine free here.

    Control group, FTW!

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Because Republicans are evil

    Biden said Monday that he could make a decision on pausing the federal gas tax by the end of this week. “I hope I have a decision based on data,” he told reporters traveling with him in Rehoboth, Del.

    A gas tax holiday would require congressional action and one White House official acknowledged it would be challenging. “Republicans don’t want gas prices to come down,” the official said. “They want Biden to suffer.”

    I’m not gonna lie. I want Biden to suffer the the torments of Hell. But I want meaningful long term energy policy. not some stupid superficial bandaid which will make things worse in the long run.

    • Tres Cool

      That $40BN we’ve shipped over to Ukraine would go a long way to suspend fuel tax and pacify the DOT for a bit. Then again, it doesnt pay off the right people and garner favor.

    • Gender Traitor

      ::asks in a teeny tiny voice:: Would there be any chance of….you know…increasing domestic production? Maybe even some stuff without so much corn in it?

      ::returns quietly to corner::

      • MikeS

        You’ll take your corn gas and you’ll like it!

      • Tres Cool

        And get rid of the subsidies for the poor farmers and the companies that invested in building giant stills? Woman, you’re crazy.

        *SLD- POET biofuels (an ethanol producer) was a HUGE client of mine. Tres got paid handsomely to perform their EPA compliance tests.

      • Tres Cool

        Did you use your Christine Blasey-Ford testimony voice?

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Unforeseeable

    Excessive heat causes more weather-related deaths in the United States than hurricanes, flooding and tornadoes combined.

    Around the country, heat contributes to some 1,500 deaths annually, and advocates estimate about half of those people are homeless.

    Temperatures are rising nearly everywhere because of global warming, combining with brutal drought in some places to create more intense, frequent and longer heat waves. The past few summers have been some of the hottest on record.

    Just in the county that includes Phoenix, at least 130 homeless people were among the 339 individuals who died from heat-associated causes in 2021.

    “If 130 homeless people were dying in any other way it would be considered a mass casualty event,” said Kristie L. Ebi, a professor of global health at the University of Washington.

    130 is not half of 339.

    Maybe hundreds of people are living on the streets because of the policies embraced by the “activist community” and not despite them.

    • whiz

      Of course deaths due to cold are greater than deaths due to heat.

      Also, the CDC data I found said deaths due to heat were more like 500 to 1000/yr, and that includes cases where it was just a contributing, not primary, factor

  29. hayeksplosives

    Game 3 of the Stanley Cup finals starts NOW!!!

    Tampa Bay needs to get their shit in gear.

    • Raven Nation

      WHAT. A. SAVE.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    First beer of the day. Ahhhhh! Much refresh.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    A quick scientific analysis concluded last year’s Pacific Northwest heat wave was virtually impossible without human-caused climate change adding several degrees and toppling previous records.

    Pay no attention to that giant yellow nuclear reactor in the sky.

    • MikeS

      DAILY QUORDLE ROUNDUP™©®
      (The ‘Junetieth’ Edition)
      #147

      Champs
      Tulip 18
      whiz 18

      Not Adahn 19
      l0b0t 20
      QuordleBot 20
      Sean 20
      MikeS 21
      Ozymandias 21
      The Hyperbole 21
      grrizzly 22
      one true athena 22
      Tundra 22
      Grumbletarian 23
      kinnath 23
      Cannoli 24
      Grosspatzer 24
      TARDis 24
      Ted S. 25
      trshmnstr the terrible 27

      Chumps
      db 115
      robc 116
      JG43 119

      Of course, the big news is that I beat Tundra in our tie breaker match. Tomorrow’s Elite 8 matchups will be:

      Whiz vs. MikeS
      Cannoli vs The Hyperbole
      grrizzly vs. Tulip
      Sean vs. one true athena

      Apparently, every single libertarian woman in the country is in this tournament.

      Today’s average was a pathetic 35.5. I assume it’s because everyone is hung over from their crazy Juneteenth celebrations. It’s good to let your hair down from time to time, but keep your eye on the prize, people.

      Tonight’s musical selection is a great tune about how much corporate radio sucks. It’s by one of my absolute favorite bands/artists. If you enjoy it check out more of his stuff.

      • MikeS

        dammit. Not a reply about “global warming”

      • hayeksplosives

        I dunno, MikeS. All that talk of libertarian wymyn is hawt.