A brief introduction to baseball’s Pythagorean expectation and its uses

by | Jun 16, 2022 | Sports | 182 comments

Baseball has always been a sport with a rich history of using statistics to understand and analyze who are the best players and teams. For a long time, the popular baseball stats were fairly rudimentary. After the Society for American Baseball Research (SABR) was established in 1971, the development of more sophisticated stats became known as “sabermetrics.”

One of the early analytics formulas was Bill James’ Pythagorean expectation, which was an attempt to predict the number of games a team should win given the number of runs scored and runs allowed. His original formula for a team’s winning percentage was

where RS and RA stand for runs scored and allowed, respectively. The reason James called it Pythagorean expectation was because the denominator was reminiscent of the Pythagorean formula relating the lengths of the three sides of a right triangle, a² + b² = c².

It was quickly realized that the exponent “2” in the formula was not optimal, and that Pythagorean expectation for winning percentage could be generalized to

The exponent  α =1.83 works better when applied to many decades of data. Even better, for a given year, the exponent can be adjusted depending on the overall run environment, which means the average number of runs scored per game across all of major league baseball. But for our purposes here, we will use α = 1.83 .

In practice, a team may win more or less than their Pythagorean expectation in any given year, but when averaged across all teams, the Pythagorean expectation is very accurate. It has been shown that the Pythagorean expectation for one year is a better predictor of the following year’s results than simply wins. For example, if a team has fewer wins in a season than their Pythagorean expectation, it means they were “unlucky” and will have a tendency to perform better in the next season.

You can apply calculus to the Pythagorean expectation formula to determine how many more runs a typical team would have to score in a season to produce one more win:

where RSavg is the average runs scored per game. For example, when a team scores 4.5 runs per game (about the average in the last few years), the Pythagorean expectation says that it would take approximately 10 additional runs in a season to create one more victory, which is the source of the popular sabermetrics yardstick that “10 runs equals 1 win.” While it may seem that 10 additional runs should produce more than just 1 win, remember that in some games the team is already ahead, and in others the team is more than 1 run behind, and so adding a run in those games does not affect the number of wins. When those 10 runs are randomly spread across the whole season, the net effect is to add just 1 win on average.

Finally, another sabermetric concept is wins above replacement (WAR), sometimes also called Wins Above Replacement Player (WARP). WAR for a given player is an estimate of how many extra wins that player was directly responsible for beyond what is expected for a so-called replacement player, which is a minimally qualified player that is just below major league level. A replacement-level player can also be thought of as the player who is brought up from the minors when a major league player is injured.

WAR is calculated by first determining how many runs a player is directly responsible for, and then applying the 10 runs = 1 win relationship to calculate the WAR for that player. The runs attributable to a player are not just what they score or drive in, which can depend on factors other than the skill of the player, but rather how many runs they would contribute to a typical team when applying their batting stats to generic baseball situations. There are also methods for calculating the runs added or subtracted for base-running, fielding, and pitching. As a rule of thumb, an average everyday player in major league baseball has a WAR of 2.0 for a full season, an all-star 5.0, and a league MVP around 10. Roughly speaking, a team of replacement players is expected to win just 50 games in a 162-game season, so the combined WAR for a team with an 81-81 record should be about 31.

The basic currency for Pythagorean expectation and WAR is runs. This means that these analyses are determined basically by a single parameter, and two teams that score the same average number of runs should split their games against each other evenly in the long run. But is that necessarily the case? I will investigate this question in Part 2.

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182 Comments

  1. Sean

    Math & baseball?

    *nods off*

  2. Not Adahn

    Excellent. I can’t wait for your analysis of Cricket and the Duckworth rule.

    • Raven Nation

      Ahem, Duckworth-Lewis-Stern Method.

      • Not Adahn

        Yes, but only “Duckworth” is funny.

  3. R C Dean

    I was told there would be no math.

    • Mojeaux

    • robc

      Huh, I was told the opposite.

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      This

  4. ron73440

    I always thought WAR stats were voodoo.

    It seems they are voodoo with math to hide the voodooness.

    • DEG

      I don’t like baseball, and usually don’t pay attention to it unless it happens to be on a TV at a bar. Then I’m reminded why I don’t pay attention to it.

      Anyways…

      I heard about these statistics and “voodoo” was my first thought.

  5. juris imprudent

    A simple game turned into a statistical nightmare.

  6. ttyrant

    Is that a picture of Comiskey? Is there another Sox fan here besides Swiss and I? If so, the Sox’ pythag record is rather terrible this year, although beating up on Detroit this week made it a bit less grotesque. Their manager seems out of his element, but given the division is pretty lousy and the fact that so many guys have been hurt or terrible, maybe two games under .500 ain’t so bad.

    • MikeS

      Go Twins!

      • MikeS

        That. Was. AWESOME.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        1991: local DC TV station pre-empts a World Series game in order to show a regular-season Redskins game. I never forgave DC for that (it may have even been game 7)

    • Gender Traitor

      I’d sooner root for the Cubbies./Cardinals fan

    • Bones

      I have a Sox tattoo, so yes, I am a sadist….I mean , fan.

      • Not Adahn

        I have a Sox tattoo

        I imagine that saves you a lot of money on hosiery expenses.

      • Not Adahn

        Because I never change my password.

  7. R.J.

    There are many lurkers who will enjoy this. I enjoyed it too. Thanks!

    • robc

      Non-lurkers too.

      I have considered returning to my daily baseball birthday posts, with lots of WAR included.

      Hmmm…today is…

      Wally Joyner, 35.8 career WAR
      Kerry Wood, 27.6 (Fuck Dusty Baker)
      Ron LeFlore 18.0
      Ken Johnson 17.9

      • robc

        LeFlore had 455 stolen bases in 1099 games.

    • db

      I neither lurk nor pay attention to baseball, but I still enjoyed it. Interesting!

    • Animal

      Neil Peart? **Updates Wish List**

    • db

      Cool. I read “Ghost Rider” about a year ago for the first time.

      As a long term fan of Peart and Rush, I do have to admit that he comes across as kind of a dick at times.

      • Sensei

        Same impression.

        OTH, poor Alex Lifeson. “Yeah, Rush, that cool band with Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and what’s the guitarist’s name again?”

      • db

        The thing that turned me off when reading that book was his frequent sneering at what he clearly perceived as the unwashed masses around him when traveling anonymously. I mean, yeah, I get it that you disdain popular culture (and so do I), but the nasty disrespect for people was reall off-putting.

      • Sensei

        Bingo! Same.

      • db

        It really knocked my high opinion of him down more than a few notches.

      • ron73440

        Pissed me off when he said he was a libertarian, but Rand Paul was racist.

        IIRC, Paul was in Haiti at the time giving free eye surgeries, just to hide his racism, I assume.

      • db

        Yes, that and his slagging of anyone who opposed Obamacare as evil really pissed me off too. How far he fell from his early days!

        Maybe it was the brain tumor talking in later years.

      • Tundra

        I read a book about the Replacements and they definitely came across as dicks.

        I read a book by Peter Hook about his time in New Order. Dick.

        I read a book by Keith Richards. (funny) Dick.

        Maybe they are all just dicks?

      • Gender Traitor

        Tried to read Chrissie Hynde’s autobio and as I recall, found it an illiterate mess, so I didn’t get far, much less finish. (If you’re lurking, Chrissie, sorry. Love the voice, but don’t quit your… night job.)

      • Tundra

        It is odd that we expect them to be interesting people.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        I read both John and Andy Taylor’s Duran Duran memoirs. I didn’t really learn anything new. They did confirm that Simon is the THE DREAMIEST

      • Not Adahn

        Perry Farrell was/is a complete dick. He demanded 62.5% of JA’s profits.

      • Drake

        Take a really talented musician in his or her 20s (who is probably already fairly strange) and have that person go from dirt poor to fabulously wealthy with no stops in-between. They have nothing in common with their mostly middle-class audience.

      • Animal

        I remember, back about 1980-something, seeing some schlub interviewing David Lee Roth about just this. Dave was going on about his and the other Van Halen member’s blue-collar youths and how much money they were making with the band.

        The interviewer said, “You know, Dave, they say you can’t buy happiness.”

        Dave grinned and said, “Maybe not, but I can buy a yacht big enough to sail right up next to it.”

      • Mojeaux

        GHOST RIDER was the one my husband put on his wish list, but it was only in paperback. I was working and distracted, found Peart had a few other books, too (yay, don’t have to depend on Stephen King anymore!), so found a book in hardback so I bought it while I was thinking about it. I THEN found out there IS a hardback of GHOST RIDER, but I will save that for Christmas.

      • The Last American Hero

        Personal tragedy broke him, and 9/11 convinced him that a church going baptist is no different than a suicide vest jihadi. The difference between 1996 Peart and the cultural bigotry that came after is significant.

    • pistoffnick

      …BMW Z-8 automobile from L.A. to Big Bend National Park, in Southwest Texas.

      I looked at a BMW Z8 at the KC,MO BMW dealership in the early 2000’s. List price was $100,000…

      Also Big Bend N.P. has absurdly low speed limits. The park ranger lady was a total dick.

      • Tundra

        We went there in 2021 and had a blast. I waded across the Rio Grande (reverse wetback!) and bought some awesome tamales from a dude, as the border was “closed”.

      • juris imprudent

        Reverse wetback you say? Can you imagine the conniptions that would be raised if that had been done for some American product (especially now)?

      • Not Adahn

        And it couldn’t be repaired at a regular dealership.

        But damn, it was pretty.

    • Grummun

      ::Sees a novelization of Clockwork Angels:: Sweet!
      ::Cowritten with Kevin J. Anderson:: Wait that name sounds familiar….
      ::Checks KJA’s previous works…:: Saga of Seven Suns holy shit that series sucked sweaty elephant balls
      ::Sadly closes tab::

    • robc

      The ex-Cub factor started failing eventually, leading to actual Cubs winning.

      • Gender Traitor

        So glad I lived to see them take it all. ::raises a glass to little Stevie Goodman::

      • Nephilium

        I thought I knew you GT…

        Now the Indians will never win a World Series (or even another game) in my lifetime.

      • Nephilium

        Never to be played again.

  8. robc

    Paging Voros McCracken. Voros to the white courtesy phone.

    [unless whiz is Voros, then nevermind]

    • whiz

      LOL, no, I’, not Voros..

  9. MikeS

    Thanks, Whiz. Very interesting article. Looking forward to the next installment.

  10. Grosspatzer

    Nice. I always wondered how things like WAR and expected wins were calculated, thank you for this.

    One aspect of baseball, hitting, is best explained more simply. See ball, hit ball

    • whiz

      Thanks. Of course I left off a lot of the gory details.

  11. Tundra

    Gotta do something to kill time, I guess!

    Interesting article, whiz! I had heard about WAR and “sabermetrics” but had no idea what it meant.

    • db

      Same here.

    • Fourscore

      As a kid the Mpls Sunday paper published the stats for the major leagues and the Mpls Millers AAA club. A couple friends and I could recite/argue those for week until we got our next fix. The Millers were a Giants farm club, the St Paul Saints were a Dodger club and we would watch those players going up and sometimes coming down. Great to be a kid, circa the ’50s (the 1950s).

      • Tundra

        Growing up in Bloomington, I got to go to a lot of Twins games. Rod Carew was my hero and I followed the team for many years.

        Not sure when my love of baseball disappeared, but it was probably due to that fucking Metrodome. By the time they built the new stadium I just didn’t care anymore.

    • Plisade

      I hadn’t heard of any of it, but the article was cool.

      Although athletic, I’m missing the Sports! gene.

  12. UnCivilServant

    OT – The roofers are to the point where they’re going to start putting down the new shingles after lunch. We’re past the point of new surprises on the project.

    • UnCivilServant

      *at least surprises that will cost me money.

      • Fourscore

        A few roof boards will need replacing @ $10 per sq ft

      • db

        “While we were stripping the underlayment, we noticed some of your Atlas struts were warped and rotting. Gonna need replacing, but lucky for you I just had an overage on another job and I can give you a great deal on them…”

  13. Bones

    Baseball stats are the most interesting of all sport stats. In my youth, I had most all time lists memorized, not so much now, but I do love reading about things like this. Thanks!

    • whiz

      If you really like baseball stats, go to baseball-reference.com (if you don’t know about it already). They were the source of a lot of the data I use. They also have sites for other sports as well.

  14. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    Sportsball! I think my enjoyment of sports is incredibly shallow comparatively. The only sport where I really get into strategy and numbers is cycling, and even then it’s not too deep.

    • Mojeaux

      I’m a fair-weather fan. I admit it. Royals all the way in 2014 and 2015. My husband taught me how to watch baseball and enjoy the game (where I had always pretended to to my gpa and dad so they would be happy). But then… post-championship slump in 2016, and then… “It’s a building year” ever since. Dafuq.

      • Nephilium

        /looks at the Browns 1-31 seasons

      • DEG

        When I was a little kid, I’d watch the Phillies.

        Except for the year they had their World Series run (84? 83? can’t remember), it was predictable: They’d lose.

        So I moved on.

    • Animal

      The only professional (or amateur, for that matter) I’ve ever watched with any interest was rodeo, mostly because I’ve had a couple of cousins who were into it, one in bull riding, the other in roping.

      I don’t know anything about stats associated with rodeo. But I did find this interesting, even if the math was a bit over my head.

  15. Tulip

    Where’s Mr.Famous?

  16. Rebel Scum

    A brief introduction to baseball’s Pythagorean expectation and its uses

    *eyes glaze over*

    Baseball has always been a sport with a rich history of using statistics to understand and analyze who are the best players and teams.

    The numbers have to be interesting because the gameplay is such that I would rather watch paint dry.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’s a good napping on the couch on Sunday afternoon sport kind of like golf.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      She’s been semisenile for going on a decade now so no surprise.

    • Nephilium

      If it doesn’t go to an image from this clip I am disappoint.

      • juris imprudent

        Yep, that’s perfect.

    • Grosspatzer

      He later admitted that “on bad days following good nights”—when a hangover hampered his ability to call pitches accurately—he would sometimes allow trusted catchers, such as Elrod Hendricks, Ed Herrmann, or John Roseboro, to umpire for him:

      It would work just fine. If they held the ball, I’d call it a strike. And if they threw it right back, it was a ball. If the game was close in the later innings, I’d take back control. No one I ever worked with ever took advantage of the situation. And no hitter ever figured out what I was doing. And only once (when Herrmann was calling the pitches) did a pitcher (Herrmann’s own pitcher!) ever complain about a call. I smiled. I laughed. But I didn’t say a word. (I was tempted, though. Really tempted.)

      Classic, it is stories like these that make baseball interesting. So of course MLB is toying with the idea of using bots to call balls and strikes.

      • juris imprudent

        Yep, and why sabremetrics, even if completely correct, aren’t that interesting.

      • MikeS

        Angel Hernandez should try that method.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Looking forward to seeing Dave Smith accepting the nomination. Who’ll be his running mate I wonder?

      • Tundra

        All this drama has been interesting. The “Post Libertarians” (or whatever the fuck they call themselves) have been almost as weird as the establishment.

    • ron73440

      Dave Smith went through a couple articles about that on his show.

      He seemed genuinely surprised at Reason’s write up.

      He said, “That’s what stupid progressives do when they disagree”.

      Hate to break it to you Dave, but that’s what they’ve become.

    • Rebel Scum

      You mean there is more to libertarianism than selling out to the left, being obnoxious and stripping naked on stage?

  17. Tulip

    I like baseball on the radio. Partly nostalgia for listening to twins games with my grandpa

    • Tundra

      Yeah, the Twins had fantastic broadcast teams. Herb Carneal had a voice that made you think everything would be fine.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Baseball and hockey on the radio is fantastic especially if you have a great announcer and color commentator that can really put you at the park/rink. Football is terrible IMO. I also have nostalgia with listening with my stepdad.

  18. Rebel Scum

    Well, if the feds can revoke the approved Keystone XL…

    The groups have sued the Department of the Interior, Interior Secretary Deb Haaland, and the Bureau of Land Management (BLM) Director Tracy Stone-Manning. The suit seeks to halt the approval of more than 3,500 permits in the Permian Basin in New Mexico and the Powder River Basin in Wyoming, claiming the approved permits violate environmental laws.

    • juris imprudent

      I won’t shed a tear if the Center for Biological Diversity is firebombed with all of their employees locked inside.

      • Not Adahn

        So you save up all your laundry during the year then wash it during the six weeks it’s above freezing?

      • Animal

        Have you been watching us?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      What the hell?

    • juris imprudent

      Any idea when or where that was actually taken?

      • Tundra

        Yesterday, apparently.

        Article.

      • juris imprudent

        And from the link embedded there…

        “Heat stress doesn’t happen all at one time. Cattle accumulate heat during the day, and then over the nighttime hours, it takes four to six hours for them to dissipate that heat. As long as we have a cooling effect at night, cattle can mostly handle the heat. Where we run into issues is where we have two to four days in a row of minimal nighttime cooling, and we start the day with the heat load we accumulated the day before still there,” he said.

        Is our news cycle so voracious that it must make news out of things that weren’t previously considered newsworthy?

      • Tundra

        Hence my request for insight from someone who knows about ranching.

        Pretty sure heat and humidity aren’t new to Kansas.

      • pistoffnick

        My first week working in Wichita, everyday was 100+ degrees

      • Not Adahn

        That… seems like quite an authoritative source.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Just from reading replies and picking through the rational ones, it seems to be a problem on feedlots, where large numbers of animals are crammed together without shade. Makes sense that the heat would affect them more.

    • db

      Is there nothing that Climate Change cannot affect!

    • Rebel Scum

      It’s always the Black angus that’s hardest hit.

      • Ownbestenemy

        That restaurant was okay back in the 80s/90s.

  19. Rebel Scum

    Seems legit.

    President Joe Biden and his staff are considering declaring a public health emergency if Roe v. Wade is overturned by the Supreme Court, according to a new report.

    Biden would use the declaration of a public health emergency to shield doctors from legal liability for treating patients in a state where they are not licensed, according to a report in the New York Times.

    Other ideas include allowing doctors practicing in states that ban abortions to perform them on federal sites, such as military bases.

    • Tundra

      The baby killing must proceed, Comrades!

    • Sensei

      More governing by executive order. That always works out so well when the other team is in charge.

    • Sean

      Maybe we should be looking at prenatal covid shots!

      Has anyone thrown that one around?

      Seriously though, they’re gonna fuck around with state licensing schemes? Wow. What are the liability insurance ramifications there?

      • ron73440

        Sean, why are you questioning them in a PUBLIC HEALTH EMERGENY?

        Do you want babies to die…I mean…Look fat, it’s an emergency!

      • Grosspatzer

        Do you want babies to die…I mean…Look fat, it’s an emergency!

        Ouch.

    • SDF-7

      I’m sure the Nazgul will look kindly on such a blatant effort to make an end run around the other branches and the Constitution.

      I mean, it is seriously getting past the point that Congress and the Supremes should be stepping in before this crap is “ordered” to say “cut this shit out already”.

      I know, I know… and we all can dream ourselves ponies while we’re at it.

      OT, but since DB posted not long ago — thanks for making me have to watch PumaMan again Tuesday night! 😉 Still have a love for Jack Frost and Touch of Satan before it, but it is one solid episode all the same.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      He’s totally not a tyrant and we need a national divorce. Sweet Jesus, the can of worms that’d open up.

  20. mexican sharpshooter

    Awesome! I look forward to part two!

  21. Nephilium

    Long, but it entertained me even though I’m not a father.

    A Father’s Day Message
    Father’s Day is fast upon us and there seems to be some confusion as to what fathers want to do on Father’s Day. There’s this idea that we want to eat in fancy restaurants, participate in enforced “fun” activities with our children, and perhaps gather with other fathers to communally sip craft beers that might have a fruit as their primary flavor. That the day must be meticulously planned and executed according to a rigid schedule. It’s as if somewhere along the line, Father’s Day was kitted out with a silk scarf and a clipboard. It became a chore, an ordeal, a reflection of Mother’s Day. What we fathers really want is something much more primitive, pagan, atavistic. We want to randomly wander through the day with heavy glass in hand, ever brimmed-up with powerful brown liquors, with no plan whatsoever except to breathe in the primal scent of large chunks of raw animal flesh being seared on local fires. We want our children in sight and perhaps even running amok, as proof of our unimpeachable virility, but we do not want to have to deal with them, aside from perhaps emitting the occasional low growl to keep them from seizing power. Then, at the end of the day, after a great feast of meats and boozes, we want to think, with great confidence: “The clan is strong, and we will take many heads this year.” -FKR

    –Modern Drunkard Magazine Father’s Day Message

    • Tundra

      Perfect. Thanks, Neph – I’m gonna share this with the fam.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Nail…head…hit

    • DEG

      I like it.

      Though I think this is still tops.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Excellent

    • db

      My brother-in-law has Father’s Day right this year–he’s off on a hiking trip out West with some friends while the kids and wife are back home. Well, not back home, they’re visiting us this weekend.

    • Animal

      That’s a rhetorical question, right?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      How is she supposed to be involved? It sounds like they’re really fishing now.

      • Ownbestenemy

        She supposedly engaged in her first amendment rights to petition her government as a private citizen lobbied lawmakers to not certify the election using her status as a wife of the racist SCJ

      • juris imprudent

        Said racist SCJ completely bending to her will when the inevitable court challenge comes – in half a decade or so.

    • The Other Kevin
      • Not Adahn

        *sensible chuckle*

      • juris imprudent

        Awesome sauce.

    • Swiss Servator

      Before reading, I am going to assume, Iowa, Illinois and Indiana…

      OK, I was half right.

    • Tundra

      Well, that should take of any food shortages.

      Nice job, team!

      • Ownbestenemy

        What has changed when we were taught that the breadbasket of America could feed the world….now we are begging Ukraine and China for wheat.

      • Swiss Servator

        We are not begging for it for us…there is a lot of the ME, Africa and Indo-Pak area that count on Russia and Ukraine to supply grain. Price goes up worldwide, we get some pain…other places may get hungry.

      • Ownbestenemy

        True.

      • Rebel Scum

        Negligible effect on fuel prices, decrease fuel efficiency and increase food prices. Sounds like a plan!

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Fuel, less expensive (but not really); food, more expensive.
      Wonderfuckingful…

  22. Gustave Lytton

    Sabermetrics sucks dick. If the stat wasn’t on the back of a Topps card circa 1965, it’s not a real category.

    (Nice work all the same whiz!)

    • whiz

      What can I say, the more advanced stats have a better correlation to runs than those old baseball card stats.

      BTW, I still have my baseball cards from the 1960’s, mostly 1966 to 1968, with some earlier, back to 1962. My best cards are a 1967 Mickey Mantle and a 1962 Stan Musial; they are in excellent condition. Unfortunately, most of my 1966 cards got too much use at the time and their condition is not as good.

  23. Mojeaux

    Next hurdle cleared in emancipating XY without emancipating him. Virtual school #FTW!

  24. Gustave Lytton

    Remember when I joked about raising the minimum age to buy a firearm to 26? They’re working on it.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Adulthood will be achieved when you are put into the ground.

      • Rebel Scum

        You can vote at 12, but you can’t have a gun until 18 21 26 ever.

    • Sean

      I’m hoping the dems go way too far in the actual write ups and lose support from the squishy rinos.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        That’ll only happen when the RINOs hate the Dems more than they hate their own constituents. In other words, never.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Federal background checks are still the law.

  25. Mojeaux

    Well now… Mr. Mojeaux and I are free to attempt to attend SP’s celebration of life. Don’t get too excited. Still working out the deets.

  26. Rebel Scum

    The J6 House Cunte Committee just implied that it is improper to invoke one’s 5th amendment right. I do believe that would get a good dress down from a judge in a courtroom.

    • Ownbestenemy

      That uh…should be immediate grounds to shut it all down.

    • Rebel Scum

      Apparently Drumpfler is going to “seize the presidency in 2024 if he or his anointed doesn’t win”.

      These are not serious people.

    • Gustave Lytton

      J6 is HUAC without a legitimate threat.

      • db

        I really wish someone would do “news coverage” on YouTube of the Jan 6 committee, but use the proceedings and film of the HUAC instead. Basically bill it as current news.

  27. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Looks like the bundle of charisma known as Brian Stelter will be shitcanned shortly:
    https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=399625

    Without him around how’s CNN gonna attract the ladies?

    • Rebel Scum

      No! The CNN resident eunuch is way too fun in his absurdities. Likewise for Jim “Look at me!” Acosta.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I don’t quite get how he got the job in the first place. He has the looks for radio, the charisma of a wet dishrag, is the opposite of a deep thinker, and has a high squeaky voice. He just exudes sleaze.

    • Animal

      So now he’s preparing for his second career as an actual potato?

  28. hayeksplosives

    Great job, Whiz!!

    I never understood or appreciated baseball until I read Michael Lewis’ “Moneyball”. Way more interesting and detailed than theBrad Pitt movie. Heck, I thought the idea of a “no hitter” was an epic fail.

    Prior to reading that book, I hadn’t appreciated the strategy, the psychology, the importance of knowing the opponent’s strength and weaknesses.

    Now I loooove baseball.