IFLA: The “Schpdoinkle!” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of June 12

by | Jun 12, 2022 | IFLA | 93 comments

Upstate has very friendy spruces.

 

If you don’t understand the title reference, try here.  If I was correct in my casting from last week, yesterday was a great time for some bow-chickka-wow which means I should still be holed up in a Montreal love nest when this goes live.  If I’m in the comments today, something has gone terribly wrong.

The skies this week are remarkably chill.  Gemini gets some luck with Mercury crossing into that house but otherwise very low-grade (if anodyne) signs.  The cards reflect this, with only one Major drawn.

 

Field wrestling with Broghan

 

Gemini:  9 of Swords reversed –  Imprisonment, suspicion, doubt, reasonable fear, shame.

Cancer:  8 of Wands reversed – Jealousy, internal dispute, stingings of conscience, quarrels.

Leo:  10 of Cups reversed – Repose of the false heart, indignation, violence.

Virgo:  Ace of Coins – Perfect contentment, felicity, ecstasy, speedy intelligence, gold.  A pretty decent card.

Libra:  8 of Cups – Joy, mildness, timidity, honor, modesty. the decline of a matter, or that a matter which has been thought to be important is really of slight consequence.

Scorpio:  King of Swords reversed – Cruelty, perversity, barbarity, perfidy, evil intention.

Sagittarius:  7 of Coins – Money, business, barter, altercation, quarrels, RoI, harvest.

Capricorn:  The Lovers reversed – Failure, foolish designs.

Aquarius:  6 of Swords – Journey by water, route, way, envoy, commissionary, expedient.

Pisces:  4 of Wands – Country life, haven of refuge, a species of domestic harvest-home, repose, concord, harmony, prosperity, peace, and the perfected work of these.

Aries:  Knight of Swords – Skill, bravery, capacity, defense, address, enmity, wrath, war, destruction, opposition, resistance, ruin.

Taurus:  Page of Coins reversed – Prodigality, dissipation, liberality, luxury; unfavorable news.

 

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93 Comments

  1. Tulip

    She is a great dog!

  2. l0b0t

    Sagittarius: 7 of Coins – Money, business, barter, altercation, quarrels, RoI, harvest.

    It’s like it’s written just for me. Sixteen days until Alfred.

    • Gender Traitor

      Yay!!! ?

    • Mojeaux

      I am so emotionally invested in your success, l0b0t.

    • Tres Cool

      16 Days Till Alfred.

      Album name or Indie-Pop Band ?

      • db

        NO. SLEEP. TILL ALFRED!

      • db

        (people really missed the point of the Beastie Boys’ masterwork–clearly no one has attempted to turn the borough into an agrarian paradise)

      • kinnath

        I’m not a big fan of the boys, but I will definitely crank up the volume on No Sleep.

      • l0b0t

        In my opinion, Paul’s Boutique is the absolute high point of their work; musical, sample heavy and very little of the atonal screaming that came to dominate every single album they released after it.

    • l0b0t

      Aww… Thank you both so much.

  3. Tundra

    Just love Lily! What a wonderful dog.

    Leo: 10 of Cups reversed – Repose of the false heart, indignation, violence.

    Should be fun.

  4. Tres Cool

    I wont be out-cute-doged.
    Little Liesl took a trip to the vet the other day and got shots in her butt.

    • Tundra

      What a doll!

      How’s she doing?

      • Tres Cool

        Happy & healthy, growing like a weed.
        Im most impressed with how 11 year-old, 91 lb The Dozer is tolerant of her. The size disparity is such that he could easily do some damage. Yet for a grumpy old guy he’s very patient.

      • Tundra

        That’s hilarious!

        I’m glad the old boy is surviving the puppy energy!

    • Chafed

      What a cute pup!

  5. Tres Cool

    Virgo: Ace of Coins – Perfect contentment, felicity, ecstasy, speedy intelligence, gold.

    I guess Ill buy a lottery ticket too.

  6. Grosspatzer

    Great doggie!

    Gemini: 9 of Swords reversed – Imprisonment, suspicion, doubt, reasonable fear, shame.

    Again? Hope I don’t wind up on the Group W bench this time.

  7. Don escaped Texas

    Scorpio: King of Swords reversed – Cruelty, perversity, barbarity, perfidy, evil intention
    I trust Bill Barr….even more than Daddy! – Ivanka Trump

    Gemini: 9 of Swords reversed – Imprisonment, suspicion, doubt, reasonable fear, shame.

    STFU you conniving ignored checked-out bitch! – DJT45

    • Zwak, who counted all his blessings, and counted only one.

      If it gets to be too much, go see a movie. That is what a friend in Sac w/o AC would do. She would pick a dead film and sleep for a couple hours.

      • Zwak, who counted all his blessings, and counted only one.

        Well, THAT was a misthread.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    Sagittarius: 7 of Coins – Money, business, barter, altercation, quarrels, RoI, harvest.

    I don’t wager on sports. Particularly pugilism.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      All I know is never bet on the white guy.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    Again? Hope I don’t wind up on the Group W bench this time.

    Kid, have you rehabilitated yoreself?

    • Tres Cool

      “…and we had a great time on the bench, talkin’ about crime, mother-stabbing, father-raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench.”

  10. MikeS

    Pisces: 4 of Wands – Country life, haven of refuge, a species of domestic harvest-home, repose, concord, harmony, prosperity, peace, and the perfected work of these.

    After the email I just got from my customer, I hope those things come to pass.

    • Ted S.

      You got a wannafud message from your customer?

  11. Tulip

    After vacuuming everything, I am now covered in pet hair. Sigh.

    • Ownbestenemy

      We did a deshed of a friend’s dog and it looked like snow in the generator just from its britches.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Do they make Scotchgard for dogs?

  13. juris imprudent

    Skill, bravery, capacity, defense, address, enmity, wrath, war, destruction, opposition, resistance, ruin.

    That’s too much shit for one week.

    • Ownbestenemy

      We should go back to a part time congress

      • l0b0t

        Hell, I would take divine right monarchy over what we have now.

    • Sean

      You people better be contacting your Congress critters.

    • Tundra

      No need to grab the guns. Death by a thousand regs.

      • Sean

        I warned you people last year to stock up on mags.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Still in stock. For now.

      • Drake

        Magazine capacity is getting dropped out of the bill.

      • kinnath

        Fuck magazine capacity.

        https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/12/politics/senate-gun-safety-agreement/index.html

        Critically, the legislation includes a so-called red flag provision, with the government providing “resources to states and tribes to create and administer laws that help ensure deadly weapons are kept out of the hands of individuals whom a court has determined to be a significant danger to themselves or others,” according to the release.

        This is the real threat. Anyone speaks out in support of gun ownership can’t be trusted to own a gun.

      • Drake

        Yep. They know it’s wildly unconstitutional at the federal level. So this bill bribes / witholds funds from states to pass their own unconstitutional red flag laws.

    • Grumbletarian

      According to CBS News, a “framework of principles and programs” will be unveiled, which one person familiar with the negotiations says includes several federal incentives for states to pass “red flag” laws – which permit police, family members, coworkers and others to petition a state court to forcibly remove firearms from those who they believe may pose a danger to themselves or others.

      The Capitol Police may pose a danger to themselves or others.

      sin,
      Ashli Babbit.

    • kinnath

      Fuck. A national red flag law.

      • Sean

        I await the LEO carve out in it.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        That’s the real threat. And they damn well will use it against dissidents.

      • kinnath

        Silence at this point.

        The guy with the Molon Labe sticker in the back window of his truck at the gas station this morning will be first in line.

  14. Ownbestenemy

    In rewiring the trailer I’m going with the generators 30amp fuse/breaker as the main and feeding into a load center. Any electricians (yusef!) that will tell me this is a terrible idea?

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      Make sure that your conductors match the feed. 30A feed will require 10ga. conductors.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yeah they do. Using a 30A cord that is normally used for generator main 30A out. Straight to main lugs and then circuits from there.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        I see nothing wrong with that setup.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Thanks! This is temporary. I want to put in light switches so they aren’t going to breakers all the time. Though it makes her remember to shut off all items

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      No issues unless you ever plan on hooking to a circuit with greater capacity.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Nah. Large start current from AC (onr of those in window kind) and the dog dryer but continous is around 19amps. It turned out nicely.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’m just thinking of land power in a campsite.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Think of it in terms of power available/delivered.

        I’m assuming your generator is 30A 240V 3-wire (black, red, and white). That will deliver 5760 Watts to your distribution box.

        Each 120V 20A drop can provide 1920 Watts. His 2280 Watts are well within the limits, assuming that the AC and hair dryer are on different circuits.

        I’m assuming that by campground you mean like an RV site. That is actually a stickier problem. They supply 30A at 120V, cutting the Wattage in half. down to 2880 Watts. This is sufficient for his needs, but might be pushing it to add much more.

        That last paragraph is relevant if OBE is connecting to a 120V feed, also.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Just generator only. It is all self contained and not going to connect to shore power.

        The dryer and AC are on separate 30A circuits and LED lights and receptacles on a 15A circuit.

  15. Grumbletarian

    Scorpio: King of Swords reversed – Cruelty, perversity, barbarity, perfidy, evil intention.

    Hey! No fair peeking at my manifesto before it’s time!

  16. PieInTheSky

    Cancer: 8 of Wands reversed – Jealousy, internal dispute, stingings of conscience, quarrels. – so not the best week for a threesome

  17. Mojeaux

    Last week:

    Taurus: 2 of Swords reversed – Imposture, falsehood, duplicity, disloyalty

    Yeah, that happened, although “loyalty” is a touchy subject for me.

    Today:

    Taurus: Page of Coins reversed – Prodigality, dissipation, liberality, luxury; unfavorable news.

    Now, we wait for it to all fall out.

  18. Gustave Lytton

    Another rain day. Hopefully they won’t close burn season on schedule like they’ve done in the past with rainy weather. But the current crop of assholes are trying to ban it with assistance with the fire danger weenies that have taken over the fire service and forestry.

  19. Yusef drives a Kia

    Virgo: Ace of Coins – Perfect contentment, felicity, ecstasy, speedy intelligence, gold. A pretty decent card.
    I’m skeptical,

  20. trshmnstr the terrible

    OT: of course the AC chose a day with a high in the low 100s to crap out…

    at least we have options and the HVAC guy is supposed to be out in a couple hours.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Oh, and I checked the thermostat. It said it’s hot in here.

      • R.J.

        Oh, you think?
        In all seriousness I worked outside in 105 yesterday.
        Haven’t checked my personal temperature gauge yet-weatherman says 99 so far. I am concentrating on indoor tasks today. Those bushes can get trimmed later.

      • Tres Cool

        I miss the 80s.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Last I looked, it was 86 in the house and climbing 3-4 degrees an hour. We decided to go find some chores to do out and about. I’m sitting at the car place getting an inspection. Wife and kids are having an impromptu pool party with grandma and grandpa.

  21. dbleagle

    Heading out in a few minutes to day 3 of the race circuit. We have the last five races of the contest today and the winds will be in the high normal range. That doesn’t favor our boat against the boats that rely on being able to plane. We finished day 1 in the top ten, the increased winds yesterday dropped us a notch, today will be the test. Of the same model boats, we are in 2d and striking distance of the number one.

    Post racing is the end of series party with free rum drinks, beer, and food! The rum company always sends servers that would receive the Q seal of approval. This year the beer company has been sending a mix of male and female eye candy servers.

  22. kinnath

    Daily Quordle 139
    7️⃣4️⃣
    3️⃣8️⃣

    disappointing 22

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Daily Quordle 139
      5️⃣8️⃣
      2️⃣7️⃣

      I share in the disappointment.

      • kinnath

        You burned three guesses on the UL just like me.

      • rhywun

        #metoo

        And I didn’t have a 2️⃣ to make up for it. ?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I had just about nothing after getting the 2, so 3rd was a seed word and then it took two more to get top left.

    • db

      5 X
      6 9

    • one true athena

      Daily Quordle 139
      4️⃣8️⃣
      3️⃣7️⃣

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’ve always wanted baboon buttocks….

    • rhywun

      But under the influence of climate change, the first caterpillars hatched at the end of March this year.

      Oh FFS shut up

  23. kinnath

    The local BP station replaced the Silver grade gasoline with E15. Fuck it.

    So I had to pay for premium and $5.50 a gallon. Half a tank in the truck was $77.

    Fuck Joe Biden

  24. hayeksplosives

    Lily looks like she’s loving life. She don’t need no stinkin’ horoscope to tell her how her day is going.

  25. Aloysious

    It’s raining. I’m going Schpdoinkleing.

    • Q Continuum

      Use protection.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Anybody who trusts the USA is an idiot.

      That is the lesson from all of this.

      • Drake

        Anyone who hasn’t been paying attention for the past 50 years. The Russians won’t even talk to our “diplomats” any longer because we’ve broken every promise about NATO and everything that comes out of their mouths is an obvious lie.

    • Ted S.

      Good. I hope we can toss Biden under the bus.