“You really let us down, Amber,” Kamala purred into the phone. “This was a loss for all women. Amber, Amber, stop crying. It just is.”
“Who is she talking to?” Kaylieburrow asked, taking out a lollipop the size of a baby fist out of her mouth to speak. A thin line of red spit trailed out.
“Amber Heard,” Seresto replied, thumbs flying over her phone keyboard.
“The actress?” Kaylieburrow asked excitedly, “Star of… of… wait, what was she in?”
“Johnny Depp’s wife,” Astrid said. “There was a big trial?” she prompted.
“Oh, yeah,” Kayliehburrow said.
“Ex-wife,” Seresto said, “He abused her. He’s a wife-beater. #believewomen.”
“I thought he was too famous to be a wife-beater,” Kaylieburrow said.
“She’s crazy, she’s nuts,” Astrid said.
“You used to be a man, so of course you side with him,” Seresto shot back.
“I dressed as a man, I was never a man,” Astrid said.
“You had man-breasts and a male vagina, you were a man,” Seresto said. “Just like Elliot Page and Gordon Ramsey.”
“Gordon Ramsey does not have a vagina!’ Astrid shouted. Kamala withered her with a glare and she held her hands up to apologize.
“It’s a holocaust for women,” Kamala said. “An orgy of misogyny.”
“If Gordon Ramsey doesn’t have a vagina,” Seresto angrily whispered, “Then why does he always act like he’s on the fucking rag?”
“Who’s Gordon Ramsey?” Kaylieburrow asked.
“Yes, Amber, you’re Hitler in this analogy, literally Hitler,” Kamala said.
“Amber is not nuts,” Seresto said. “She was victimized by social media!”
“She shit in their bed, literally shit in her own bed,” Astrid said. “Cuckoo-bananas.”
“Sometimes women are so oppressed being married to abusive men, shitting on furniture is the only avenue of protest left to them,” Seresto smugged.
“Homeless women often don’t even have a bed to shit in,” Kaylieburrow said, nodding at her own thoughtfulness.
“Well, I’m sorry, Amber. I could have probably worked out some money if you had won. You betrayed all women everywhere for all time.”
“He threw her down a flight of stairs,” Seresto said.
“No, he didn’t. Did you even watch the trial? You need to get off TikTok.”
Seresto’s face turned pink and red, and then purplish, and she stomped out of the room.
“I am on the goddamn phone, ya know!” Kamala screamed.
…and Gordon Ramsey.
*Snort*
Kamala Godwinned Amber? Is that legal?
lulz
The ‘nodded at her thoughtfulness’ was as perfect as the statement itself.
^This.
Yup that was particularly great.
How? How does he do it? Every time I thought I had a favorite line, the next one was as good if not better.
So many great lines in this one.
Awesome work, SF!
“The actress?” Kaylieburrow asked excitedly, “Star of… of… wait, what was she in?”
“Johnny Depp’s wife,” Astrid said
Ouch. Nice one, SF!
She was Aquaman’s wife, too!
Fish-Fucker!
Oh, and there is NO FUCKING WAY that sign above their heads was NOT photo-shopped in.
Hung with a command strip hook. I believe it’s real.
shitting on furniture is the only avenue of protest left to them
Like a cat.
Ain’t that the truth
That is a lot of teeth.
I’m baffled what they’re even doing in the same snapshot.
Another point of how this must’ve been photoshopped – there is no bit of flesh caught between any of those teeth.
“If Gordon Ramsey doesn’t have a vagina,” Seresto angrily whispered, “Then why does he always act like he’s on the fucking rag?”
Ouch.
That was my favorite line.
Priceless.
I have a complicated history with that phrase. It’s half funny, half cringe.
I often try to walk that line.
It’s like listening to a Stranglers song.
Perpendicularly.
Like so
And the Bee, like SF, knocks another one out of the park.
Don’t make me come over there and, and, and wrap this chain around your head, horse-faced pony boy! Flumberdriggit!”
Biden is Foul Ole Ron.
Gabby Johnson.
Flumberdriggit is genuine Joe Biden gibberish.
And if it isn’t, it should be.
So Biden will push deregulation of trucking, airlines, and legalize home distillation?
Biden has already left Carter in the dust. And this was accomplished in just 18 months.
I used all the right words and strung them together in the right order! I’d like to see Biden do that!
LOL. Don’t hold your breath, Jimmy.
Haha! One of many quote-worthy lines.
Loved that one, even if it was a bit too eloquent for IRL Kamala.
Good point. Who’d have thought SF would make Kamala look better than real life?
“There was a big country and there was a slightly smaller country. A failed artist from the slightly smaller country became the leader of the big country. This failed artist did a lot of bad things like deadnaming queers and stealing fillings from Jews and having weird personal hygiene habits. That’s not okay.”
AH was at one of the Iridium SpaceX launches. Damn, I wish I could have gone to that launch!
How deadly would a nuclear blast be in your city?
This video talks about the effects of nuclear blasts in urban surroundings, like big cities. How would the blast wave, radiation, heat wave and the EMP behave in such environments? What are your chances of survival? And where to hide? This video tries to answer it all.
I’m somewhere between the 1 and 5 psi overpressure zone, so likely ded.
If a Chinese ICBM hits downtown Los Angeles I’ll probably wish I’d been closer. yikes. (and yet kinda fun to mess with)
Just went out to get a haircut and drove past my usual gas station. The price of regular is up 40 cents a gallon from a week ago. This isn’t ever going to stop, is it?
Well when you have too many people on the planet and you’ve past peak oil what do you expect? Don’t worry solar cells and wind power will save some of us.
*passed peak oil
Soylent Green is delicious.
Not until you give up your car and stop killing Gaia!
The fact that you ask that just means you’re part of the problem.
You didn’t scoff from your palanquin carried by the finest orphans?
This isn’t ever going to stop, is it?
No. Even if we get momentary relief, the left has made it their stated goal to transition us off of fossil fuels, and that includes gasoline. They know which levers to pull to make the prices go up, and they’ll pull those levers at their convenience.
Which I would have far less of a problem with if they were honest, instead of presenting “renewables” as the answer with no downside.
“There are no solutions, only trade offs.”
Tom Sowell
It will. But major business damage is done and it could be a while. One oil producer said basically there will never be another refinery built in the U.S. based on the political climate. That’s horrible. Short tern it looks like it’s time to get a motor scooter for short trips.
But then they win.
I wanted a new motor scooter, long prior to this BS. So they didn’t really change my goals. Sadly I have not lost much weight yet so I will still look like a performing circus bear on a tricycle.
Do you have a brother?
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c2/9d/06/c29d06eadc6e74520e7a6d7ad315e51a.jpg
Ha ha! Yes. I should glue a top hat to my helmet, wear a monocle and put a carpetbag on the luggage rack. Then I can ride by Trashy’s house and wave.
Be careful out there!
*glares out at the neighbor’s cars parked on my curb and the lunatics from the apartment complex driving their junkyard finds with modded exhaust down the street like its a race course*
I figured you would just spray me with the garden hose at some point.
I’d like to know where these punks are getting the money for all that. They all look like shiftless slobs who couldn’t possibly hold down a job but apparently they can afford to drive up and down the street all day every day.
I figured you would just spray me with the garden hose at some point.
That euphemism is kinda gross.
I would have be disappointed by a link to any other picture. Good job.
I saved it for next time there is a Glibcar open post.
Yep. The regulatory environment is a nightmare and even if the GOP got control, the entirety of the federal administrative state wants to kill fossil fuels.
At this point, we have to choose between completely dismantling the bureaucracy or starving.
There’s not enough people on board with option 1, yet…
I don’t get the feeling people actually believe that we could go down the starvation path.
People think electricity comes from an outlet, that farmers don’t need fuel to grow crops, or to get it into distribution.
People are ignorant and arrogant.
I didn’t think those two could be made to look more unappealing than they already are.
Then you found a picture with both of them in it, much to my horror.
I should stop thinking.
“Found?”
That was a screen capture from the surveillance camera.
GlibFit LOL of the Day!
He has a bright future at a moving company.
Oh shit now I have to come up with signs for my gym. Good thing I can draw.
Rule 1) Don’t make us make new rules.
I like it already
It does pretty much look like a typical strong man competition events.
Throw a keg
toss a telephone pole
Move this big rock from here to there
pull this large object
I love this video by one of my favorite newish punk bands.
Alternative gym equipment workouts. I also like that they still make videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i7aBnoaYPQ
Hah! That’s great!
Thanks, Timeloose
“A witness told police Isaac yelled, “You done shot the lady!” Then the witness heard the child scream: “You shouldn’t have messed with my momma!”
Rodgers died in the shooting, which has left prosecutors grappling with how to proceed because of the suspect’s age.”
No kidding…
10-year-old in Fla. fatally shot woman arguing with her mom, police say
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/06/08/girl-child-shoots-kills-woman-orlando/
43rd trimester abortion.
Taibbi on Matt Walsh (& What is a Woman?):
The Bee on Matt Walsh (& What is a Woman?):
Oh shit, have to share this bit too…
Very fanatic music lovers indeed!
Adult ones, sure. Whatever knocks your balls off.
But I also think any doctor who participates in it has violated multiple ethical standards and that castrating children is evil.
If you identify as a woman and commit a crime that requires jail, shouldn’t you get your crank chopped off before you get imprisoned?
At least before imprisonment in a women’s prison.
Yes. Applying the wisdom of Solomon there.
Split the
babyballs.Move over Boy Bands, make room for Castrati Bands.
satirist, a creature we never used to see on the political right decades ago
Neither satirists nor humorless scolds are unique to right or left.
“That’s not funny!” is a refrain from academics and church ladies everywhere.
The thing that gets missed in all of this, is that the cultural hegemon never punches up. They can’t, by definition. But, humor is punching up. So, whomever is down, and currently that is the political right, gets to be the funny team.
Really good thought, Zwak, I’m going to noodle on that some more.
Heh, although I’d argue that even if the left wasn’t in power, they still wouldn’t be able to meme…
‘Member when sports shows were about sports?
Yesterday @espn’s Sarah Spain said on air that Tampa Bay Rays players who don’t wear a pride flag are bigoted and using BS religion. Imagine turning on sports and getting this loony left wing insanity on your TV. Embarrassing.
Funny how those who are so religiously intolerant are so rabid in condemning non-conformists.
WFH – as usual toughest on women.
The work-from-home backlash grows
https://www.poynter.org/reporting-editing/2022/the-work-from-home-backlash-grows/
“Moreover, women were more negatively affected by WFH than men, but this gender difference was not due to the presence of children in the home. We conjecture that it might be due to other demands placed on women in the domestic setting while working from home.”
Ham sammiches don’t make themselves.
other demands placed on women in the domestic setting
Wanna Fud?
So is WFH good or bad?
I just want to know what to think!
Both
“There are no solutions, only trade offs.”
Tom Sowell
My wife isn’t working right now. So she’s not getting her needed dose of gossip and chit chat. Now she keeps trying to get me to do more. Fuck . . . I don’t like people.
For instance, tonight she wants to go to a drag show. That sound like hell to me.
I’ve been there. Buy a mixed drink and hope they have typical gay bar drink potency. If there is no alcohol then I got nothing.
To me too! Can we just stay home and watch The Birdcage?
So? Have her dress up as a coworker, chat her up, and go fuck in the linen coat closet.
This is also funny.
And true.
*shudder*
Still one of my favorites.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkXmqGIVAAAeZIR?format=jpg&name=small
Always a winner.
That’s fantastic
Bizspeak 101
Shit got expensive, yo.
Oh, just give me the new price list FFS. Everybody not living in a cave or named Joe Biden knows what’s going on.
But you know there are people who will raise a fuss over this, regardless. Or try to agressively negotiate discounts, even if none are to be had.
Ha!
In this environment, you feel lucky if you’re able to get your hands on anything, no matter the cost.
This.
If I don’t buy, my vendor has others begging for materials.
This is getting fucking old
“If your dont make your client happy, someone else will”.
Works with hookers, too.
Look at least they gave you a kiss first!
Speaking of the “What is a Woman” film, has anyone here watched it? If so, thoughts?
I have not yet, and am thinking it may not be a healthy thing for me to do, as I’ll likely spend too much time furiously confirming my biases.
But, curious to know others’ thoughts. Forgive me if I missed an earlier discussion.
I only heard of it today. So no opinion.
Not a domestic terrorist
A criminal complaint obtained by Fox News shows that Roske is being charged with attempting to murder a United States Supreme Court Justice. He is scheduled to have a first appearance in federal court in Maryland Wednesday afternoon.
He told officers that he wanted “to give his life purpose” and purchased the gun and other items for the purpose of breaking into Kavanaugh’s home and killing the justice and then himself. Roske admitted in a second interview with the FBI of his intent to kill Kavanaugh and himself, according to the affidavit.
Another mostly peaceful protester.
It’s not like he criticized the intelligence of Sotomayor or anything serious like that.
Won’t somebody please think of the coathangers?!
Just bought 1,000 gallons of gas and 400 gallons of diesel.
That hurt.
Hoarder!
If only I could. We burn through it.
At least you’ll be ready for our Mad Max future.
Don’t tell Lord Humongous.
Sounds like a fun weekend.
GOA campaign against gun control for today:
https://oneclickpolitics.global.ssl.fastly.net/messages/edit?promo_id=17165
Pre-written letters? They’ll be roundly ignored.
So will this gun control shit.
Half the states are now permit-less. No reason to think they will knuckle under, regardless of the DC grandstanding.
I’ve been told that staffers count the yeas and nays of correspondence.
JFC, from the NYT
They want to turn it into an annual “flu shot”. The same way that each year’s flu vaccines aren’t clinically trialed.
Obligatory.
I thought we were already getting our test subjects from Monkey Island.
Also Monkey Island:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VWM4MPIH18
Seems counterproductive as a protest.
CORRECTION: Pro-choice protesters briefly interrupted a WNBA game at the Barclays Center in New York City. We are deleting a previous tweet that incorrectly referred to the protesters as ‘pro-abortion’
Tomayto, tomahto…
When was the last time a WNBA player got pregnant?
So, they all get tiny American flags then?
OFFS
I didn’t know smug was a verb, but it is for these people.
It’s like Japanese. Just take the English word turn it into katakana and add “suru” or “to do”.
Why Team Red is just as awful as Team Blue
“Any person who is engaged in a business where electric vehicle charging stations are provided for use by the public at no charge shall ensure that each customer of the business, without regard to whether the customer uses the charging stations, is informed of, on the receipt for purchases, the percentage of the amount of the customer’s total purchase price that is a result of the business providing electric vehicle charging stations at no charge.”
There is a link to the bill as well. I’m perfectly fine with stopping the subsidies to both private business and local governments.
https://cleantechnica.com/2022/05/31/a-north-carolina-legislator-thinks-free-ev-charging-should-be-discouraged-banned/
Just leave us alone motherfucker.
Ohio has a bill at the legislative level to
remove allinclude a bunch of new subsidies, including allowing the power companies to add a “rider” (aka surcharge) to all bills to be used to pay for the construction of new charging stations.Depending on the state folks providing charging can’t charge per kWh because they become a “utility” so you have to pay for time instead.
Since cars charge at different rates and chargers charge at different rates it’s ridiculous.
I liked the lamentation that the recharge stations were focused more on concentrated areas. That’s kind of the nature of the beast. Do they really think there’s going to be a huge demand to sit at a charging station in the middle of rural Ohio?
You mean that electric Wagoneer ad with the charging station in the middle of Bumfuck, Utah was just bullshit?
Chargers are a pain in urban areas too.
They work well in suburban places for lower power chargers. For high power DC charging you wind up in strip malls and chain store parking lots.
A restaurant offering free convivence charging is just trying to attract business. So if it was free I’d plug in, but if it was paid 9 out of 10 times I’m not going to bother. That’s what I do at home for the best cost.
The non- EV crowd and most politicians don’t understand the difference between the two kinds of charging. DC fast charging is what you need when you go long distances. You plug in and go to whatever awful variation of a national change restaurant is available. You eat go to the bathroom and under an hour later are back on the road.
How very socialist of them.
I don’t care if businesses throw their money out the window at it.
I just know I don’t want to pay for it myself. I was asking yesterday who pays for all that electricity; I’m still not clear. (Partly because nobody answered 🙂 )
Depends on the type, the business, and the service.
On a big charger the subsidies are usually on construction not the electricity. However, the electricity is priced at industrial and/or wholesale rates.
So to the degree that the state subsidizes or taxes wholesale rates will also be paid or subsidized by taxpayers.
BTW when I say “I don’t want to pay for it” I mean for other people. I’m not using them.
Liz Cheney has all the qualities to be a great guest star on Joemala.
https://thepostmillennial.com/rep-liz-cheney-asks-for-campaign-donations-from-jan-6-witness-she-subpoenaed?utm_campaign=64494
Classy
$100 says Liz doesn’t move back to WY after she loses the election.
You’ll get no takers.
The commute to her new CNN or MSNBC desk would be a bitch.
President Puddin Cup is oon his way to hobnob with the Californicators ~4:30ET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnb8qAwM53A
“West coast kids smell like the ocean and I like ice cream.”
The FAA is imposing a whole 5 days of of no maintenance while that twat is in town.
They’re not leaving much of a gap in traffic for its arrival
I’m surprised that United flight is allowed that close.
I’m admittedly ignorant- why? To intentionally keep aircraft grounded?
Security around Air Farce One
Typically they do around arrival and departure but have seen with this admin they will impose the moratorium around the whole trip.
Bush was terrible, Obama was a train wreck, Trump was by far the least impact and Biden is back to Obama levels.
There were a couple episodes of Airport: Miami with AF1 (Obama era)…whole thing seemed like a cluster
Egos
As much as people like to talk about Trump’s inflated ego, the egos of Obama, Biden, and particularly the administration stooges are far bigger.
It is….I take back Bush a bit…he utilized AF bases where he could.
Obama administration would use the crash gates to get better access to LV Blvd rather than the main gate.
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That isn’t the real AF1. 🙂
Ah, I was wondering that – I assume they can change their transponder code at will.
It’s an AF1.5 and most like in trail or ahead is the one carrying the president.
Here I’ll break a few rules
https://ibb.co/ScBNpH3
That was 5 minutes ago
Grazie.
It’s going to land at the exact same time, though, it looks like
Maybe they have since said f’it and no longer spoof it