SP: Celebration of Life

by | Jun 9, 2022 | Admin | 34 comments

“Monumental” Art quilt by SP

Absolute truth: inside our wedding rings, SP and I had engraved, “Fun is good!” And that’s how we lived our lives and why we had such a great marriage. So… moping time is ended, we’re going to celebrate her life and have one fuck of a party on the afternoon of July 30 here in our lovely little town, upstairs and (weather permitting) on the deck of our fine establishment. Because this is a private event rather than business, there will be alcohol- Spud and I will contribute wine, several others are bringing exotic intoxicating liquors. Weed is legal and available for those who prefer that, assuming it’s not pouring outside.

The dreaded libertarians are going to take over that weekend, and fun it will be. If you want to come, drop me an email at omwc@glibertarians.com for the details as they develop. Despite the fact that I make no real effort to conceal my identity and a bunch of you know me anyway, I’m doing it that way rather than posting here so that searches of SP’s name or our business won’t readily doxx us.

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Old Man With Candy

Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

34 Comments

  1. The Bearded Hobbit

    We’ll do our best to be there.

    • Old Man With Candy

      I would be so delighted to see you guys again!

  2. UnCivilServant

    I will attend.

    The last two times I was going to be in your neck of the woods, you moved to the other side of the country before I arrived. I’m sure it was only coincidence.

    • Festus

      You forgot to wear your “seeking gloves”.

  3. Festus

    I’m afraid the logistics make the journey unpossible, even if I went the Deadhead/Gump mode starting tomorrow. Raise a glass or ten in her honor for me though!

  4. Gender Traitor

    E-mail sent confirming the attendance of at least one. Thank you for posting this! Please let us know if there’s anything we can bring to contribute to the festivities!

  5. Grosspatzer

    Will be there. With Mrs. Patzer if she can make it, otherwise with the youngest Patzer. He’s a great kid and very much a shitlord in training, but could use a little corrupting. I’m sure glibs will step up.

  6. Not Adahn

    See you there

  7. PieInTheSky

    I wish I could be there but it is rather unlikely… I will pour a glass of wine with you from afar.

  8. Tulip

    I will be there of course.

  9. Fourscore

    OM and Web Dom, it is with a heavy heart that I’ll not be there. Things are not what they used to be but rest assured I’ll be there in spirit.

  10. Toxteth O'Grady

    I envy you EST peeps.

  11. Festus

    If Tres Cool doesn’t show up to dance in a skimpy harem outfit complete with veil and finger cymbals fashioned from rusty tin can lids I will be sorely disappointed. It has to be that kind of party.

    • Nephilium

      I’m not sure that’s something I want to see in the real world.

      • Festus

        So that means that maybe you are “Tres-curious”?

  12. Animal

    We’ll celebrate with you from the Great Land. We would love to be there, but Mrs. Animal will be recovering from surgery at that point, and travel isn’t advisory.

    We will take a raincheck, though.

  13. DEG

    I plan to be there.

    • juris imprudent

      I’m reasonably sure I’ll be there as well.

  14. Zwak, who counted all his blessings, and counted only one.

    I wish I could make it, but, sadly I am not able.

    I will, however, follow Animals lead and celebrate from afar.

  15. kinnath

    I cannot be there. But I will open a bottle and celebrate from afar.

  16. Lackadaisical

    It was clear from the eulogy you posted that you had an exciting life with SP, and no doubt she’d want you to celebrate it.

    Sadly I was just in the general environs and cannot make another trip so soon. Best wishes and my (no homo) love to you.

  17. dbleagle

    Thank you for the invitation OMWC but I will not be able to make in person. I will be there in spirit.

  18. Riven

    I will be there. <3

    • Old Man With Candy

      I heard that rumor.

      • Riven

        Wish I could have come out sooner, as you know. I couldn’t even comment on your last post about her because I wanted to pretend it wasn’t so, I guess. :/

      • Old Man With Candy

        The time we spent at your place was memorable! Sorry that our dog tried to eat yours.

  19. Don escaped Texas

    live feed?!?

    celebrate well

  20. dontreadonme

    Zod willing the child bride and I will be welcoming shebabytread2 that day, but I will be imagining the incarcerable acts being performed in SP’s honor.

    • Old Man With Candy

      And when I die
      and when I’m gone
      there’ll be one child born in this world
      to carry on, to carry on.

      If this is true, you’re going to have quite an adventure with that child.

      • dontreadonme

        Of that I have no doubt! I will be sixty years her senior, but I am sure she will boss me around as I need and declare me the idiot I am….just like her mother.

    • Threedoor

      Babies are awesome. I’m feeding mine right now.

  21. mindyourbusiness

    I’m sorry I can’t be there, OM. Everyone have a drink in my place to SP’s memory.

  22. TARDis

    This isn’t going to be some glowie ops thing is it? I’ll miss you all if you get J-6’d.

  23. Threedoor

    I’ve had the opportunity to meet some NW Glibs and they are damn fine people.

    I’ll raise a toast for SP and wish you levity.