Sunday Morning Ghost Town Links

by | Jun 26, 2022 | Daily Links | 364 comments

So, the girls at the shop gave me an education about Tindr. “Look, this is a small town, you know everyone and everyone knows you. What’s the size of the dating pool? Yes, for us, it’s limited; for you, it’s zero. You have to spread the net wider.” They have taken on as a project writing a profile for me. They’re not done but I hear rumblings about phrases like “a fascist chef” and “feeble but possibly fun.” I promise to post the text here after it happens. I think they’re on this because the town is empty, the customer flow is down to the trickle of an 85 year old trying to push urine past his prostate, and they’re just bored.

Birthdays today include a guy who had an STD named after him; a guy who, despite his name, actually organized the stars; the guy you can blame for the existence of George Steinbrenner; a woman you can blame for Panda Express; a guy who killed a lot of Brits; one of the elite of Baltimore yet best known for enabling Lorde’s most famous song; the most creepy and delightful actor in Hollywood; a talented woman who would be pushed aside in today’s sports world; a non-entity who made a career from marrying well;  a hilarious and under-utilized actor (who according to one of our actor friends is an absolutely delightful guy); a guy about whom I don’t give a shit because he was a Yankee; and a piece of shit who did one great thing– caused SP to drop her lifelong fandom of the Steelers.

Now for some Links.

 

I guess this week we’re no longer paying attention to this shit. Good.

 

I guess this was last week’s thing.

 

Yawwwwwwwwwwn.

 

This is interesting if it isn’t just a stunt.

 

Yes, and…?

 

Old Guy Music got RUINED yesterday, so I have to pull a switcheroo. Suffer with great jazz.

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Old Man With Candy

Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

364 Comments

  1. The Late P Brooks

    Bagel Nazi?

    • Tres Cool

      NO LOX FOR YOU!

  2. rhywun

    They have taken on as a project writing a profile for me.

    Oh lord.

    • Sean

      Too funny.

      • Fourscore

        Mature profile reviewing available

        /Experienced

  3. Rat on a train

    Some sheriff’s candidates run on not enforcing certain laws
    I hear that is all the rage after Friday’s events.

    • creech

      Wasn’t so much the rage when some county clerks said they wouldn’t issue marriage licenses to gay couples.

  4. The Late P Brooks

    Some also reject the legitimacy of the 2020 presidential election and coronavirus precautions, issues that have become polarizing litmus tests dividing the far-right and more mainstream conservatives.

    Heretics! Apostates! Godless heathens!

    • rhywun

      Greetings, fellow far-right chat participants!

    • kbolino

      The “far-right” back to the “mainstream” conservatives: Get in losers, we’re going to win whether you like it or not

  5. Pi Guy

    I’m trying to connect the dots from Symington to Lorde.

    Does George Brett fit this grouping?

    • Old Man With Candy

      Yes.

      • Pi Guy

        *nods* Nice

        I usually don’t comment bc I’m stuck reading the birthday back stories and get stuck in a bunny hole. Thanks for birthdays.

      • Old Man With Candy

        Sometimes they can be fun. Other times, it… holy shit, there’s a lot of NPCs born today.

      • slumbrew

        That’s an all-time classic.

      • Trigger Hippie

        It’s the most “baseball” story ever told.

      • MikeS

        Agreed. The whole thing is wonderful. The story, Brett’s telling of the story, the kid trying to get away and Brett keeps following him…great stuff.

  6. Count Potato

    My mom took a turn for the worse yesterday. She was going to be transferred to rehab, but developed congestive heart failure. So she’s back in the hospital.

    • Tulip

      I’m sorry.

    • Old Man With Candy

      Oh damn, that’s terrible.

    • Sean

      Sorry, CP.

    • Tonio

      Sorry to hear.

    • PieInTheSky

      Sorry to hear that

    • Gender Traitor

      Oh, no! So sorry, CP! Hope she’s better ASAP!

    • straffinrun

      Best wishes to Momma Tater.

    • Sensei

      Sorry to read that.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Sorry dude.

    • Tundra

      Sorry to hear that, CP.

    • Trigger Hippie

      Sorry man.

    • Grosspatzer

      Oh no, no bueno. Hoping she recovers.

    • Fourscore

      X2 what all the others have said.

    • robodruid

      I am sorry CP.

    • Zwak, who counted all his blessings, and counted only one.

      I hope she gets better soon.

      Best wishes.

    • slumbrew

      So sorry to hear that, CP.

    • The Gunslinger

      Nope. This does not make me happy.
      Sorry to hear CP

    • DEG

      Sorry.

    • TARDis

      Sorry to hear. I hope she recovers soon.

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      So sorry CP. Hope they can that fluid out

    • Mojeaux

      Oh, CP, i’m so sorry!

    • hayeksplosives

      Sorry about your mom. Hopefully they can drain the fluid and conquer the cause of it.

    • Pi Guy

      Sorry, Count

    • R.J.

      Sorry to hear that!

    • MikeS

      Dammit. Thoughts and prayers for your mom, Count.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    Experts say the rhetoric has emerged among local officials as political divisions have cleaved the country in the past decade, with fights over mask and vaccine requirements and gun-safety proposals pulling once-fringe views more into the mainstream. Some of the ideas have roots in far-right extremist movements while others may reflect a loose dissatisfaction with political leadership or campaign-season pandering, experts said.

    Fuck you and the expert you rode in on, commie.

    • Brawndo

      Which definition of “cleave” are we using here? Why do contranyms even exist?

      /Judge Nap

    • R C Dean

      “fights over mask and vaccine requirements and gun-safety proposals pulling once-fringe views more into the mainstream”

      I agree that mandatory masking, experimental vaccines, and seizure of guns based on a denunciation from a single person are once -fringe views that somehow acquired traction over the past few years.

      • kbolino

        They’ll trot out stories from the Spanish Flu about masks, the effectiveness of real vaccines against Polio and Smallpox (but curiously not the side-effects), and decades-old polls about “common-sense gun laws”, to claim that the recent power grabs are actually just part of the continuity of smart scientific governance.

  8. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’

    yo whats goody yo

  9. The Late P Brooks

    The strong anti-government sentiments and opposition to gun restrictions and coronavirus precautions have alarmed some experts in law enforcement and radicalism, who say it reflects growing unrest and a strain of right-wing extremism that has permeated law enforcement offices across the country.

    Yes, yes, of course. Right wing extremist toxic individualism is the single greatest threat to the nation.

    PROTECT THE HIVE.

    • straffinrun

      Cops are turning anti government?

      • kbolino

        Not faster than they’re being pushed off the force

    • Rat on a train

      Be a team player.

    • rhywun

      You could power a country with the energy required by that much gaslight.

  10. Tulip

    Someone on the zooms suggested that the snowflakes should collaborate with TresCool on your Tindr profile. I would pay money to watch that.

    • Tulip

      Meant to be a reply to Rhywun

      • Old Man With Candy

        Rhywun is a delight but he’s not my type.

      • rhywun

        Story of my life.

    • Tres Cool

      I do seem to have a flair for writing such things. Particularly when motivated with lots of alcohol and opiates.

      Back in the day, Craigslist got me laid a lot. Jugsy can attest- she was supposed to be “one and done” and here we are 8 years later.

    • Gender Traitor

      Party at Mojeaux’s place! 🥳

      • rhywun

        Bring your Icelandic phrase books.

      • Tres Cool

        Better than Hungarian.

      • DEG

        I knew it would be that clip!

        For the original story, Kansas City is a nice town.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Meh, depends where you live. I’ve personally spent many a year in its shittier quarters. We aren’t in or around the top ten cities in the nation every year as far as violent crime rate for nothing.

      • Mojeaux

        I took him to Bryants.

    • Trigger Hippie

      Stay west of Troost.

      • Mojeaux

        ^^^This.

    • cavalier973

      Everything’s up-to-date there, I hear

  11. PieInTheSky

    I guess this week we’re no longer paying attention to this shit. Good.

    As long as you keep sending money.

  12. straffinrun

    “There will come a time when the tiny advances Russia is making become unsustainable in light of the costs and they will need a significant pause to regenerate capability,” the official said.

    Yo, Dummy, I bet your arms are getting real tired from punching me in the face so much.

    • Sensei

      OT. That everyday drunk salaryman who lost the usb stick with entire city’s population contact info and bank accounts – that’s where my friend lives.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      We must work harder to keep the Russians going!

    • Rat on a train

      This isn’t rope-a-dope.

      • Fourscore

        Tex Cobb-Larry Holmes

        “I was just getting ready to take him”

        Tex, after a 15 round battering from Larry. Paraphrasing Larry, “Sumbitch just wouldn’t go down”

    • Brawndo

      That running back that’s gashing us for 10 yards every carry is getting tired, right?

  13. PieInTheSky

    In local news a tram was stuck for 2 hours in Bucharest brcause a woman parked on the rails and went shopping. The line had been closed for maintanance and restarte a few days ago and apparently not everyone knew

    • cyto

      TIL it takes 2 hours to get a tow truck in Bucharest.

  14. Ted S.

    Speaking of what was supposed to be yesterday’s Old Guy Music, I heard this for the first time yesterday.

  15. Gender Traitor

    Good morning Old Man, Ted’S, sensei, straff, Sean, Pie (probably afternoon in your case,) Tulip, PBrooks, homey, Tonio, CP, Pi, rhy, and RoaT! (And lurkers. Show your faces avatars!)

    Met my sisters, BIL, and our surviving maternal-side cousin & her hubby at a delightful Spaghetti Western-themed restaurant in Middletown (halfway between Dayton & Cincy) last night. Cousin has been going through much of her late brother’s stuff (he passed in February,) and found a very old photo of my sisters and me at our mutual grandfather’s house. ::ponders identifying self in pic. Decides to preserve the mystery…for now::

    • Sensei

      Polaroid? There are more than a few of me as a youngster taken by my grandfather. He loved that thing.

      OTH, my other grandfather was a a camera guy and only took slides with his 35mm. So looking at anything he shot was always a BFD.

      It was like bookends of 1970s photography.

      • Tundra

        Not a polaroid. All the old pics I have have that border as well.

      • Ted S.

        My dad was still taking slides during his and Mom’s 1996 trip to Ireland.

      • Gender Traitor

        I don’t think it was a Polaroid, though I seem to recall the earliest ones weren’t thick like the SX-70 and later iterations.

    • Ted S.

      I recently found a picture of the four of us kids at Grandpa S.’s house, together with him, his second wife, and her mother, whom we referred to as Mama K. since she was technically our step-great-grandmother. Couldn’t have been taken that long before the end of her life, but I was too young to remember when she died.

    • Sean

      Mornin’

      I’m thinking you’re on the right side.

      • Gender Traitor

        Nope, but thanks for playing! 😉

      • Tulip

        I think left side.

      • Sean

        It was a tough call between left and right.

      • Gender Traitor

        You are correct, madame! I’m the baby of the bunch.

        From our getup, I’m guessing it had to be Easter.

    • Old Man With Candy

      We’re going through boxes that SP and I hadn’t unpacked, some unpacked for the last three moves. I also found some Polaroids, but decidedly NSFW.

      Fun find: I found the newspapers I saved from the Apollo 11 launch and landing. There’s a much smaller story sharing the front page about a senator, a young woman, a bridge, and a drowning.

      • Sensei

        It’s almost like the brother set the whole thing up to crowd the auto accident out of the news.

      • Tres Cool

        If only Ted had a Volkswagen, Mary Jo may still be alive…..

        /best National Lampoon ad ever

      • DEG

        There’s a much smaller story sharing the front page about a senator, a young woman, a bridge, and a drowning.

        Huh.

        Wonder what that could be?

        I’ll go there: Ted Kennedy raped Mary Jo Kopechne. The crash was an attempt to murder her and cover it up.

    • straffinrun

      Cute girls. Proof of life newspaper holder is intriguing.

      • Gender Traitor

        Yeah, I’m not sure, but my best guess is that it’s the cousin we got together with last night. She might have been a teenager then and thus dramatically averse to having her picture taken (especially if it was her big brother taking it.)

      • straffinrun

        Huh, my sister always took the Sharon Stone Basic Instinct pose.

      • Tres Cool

        Is she single with latent daddy-issues, chubby, mildly-bipolar, with substance abuse issues? Thats my ideal type.

      • straffinrun

        You’d be settling, then.

      • Tres Cool

        At my age, the bar is pretty low.

    • Tres Cool

      I know those LAIGS. Thats you on the chair in the background!

      • Gender Traitor

        Nope!

        OK – first guesses have eliminated half of those pictured, so next player has a 50-50 chance of getting it right! 😁

      • Gender Traitor

        (The LAIGS must run in the family. My first hubby, the Rev. GT, always said my mom had good ankles, though she was a trifle heavy and had huge tracts of land.)

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        You three look like Ramona, Beezus, and… uh, Susan of the boing-boing curls?

      • Gender Traitor

        Now I’m going to have to go (back?) and (re?)read that book – maybe even the series. I honestly can’t remember if I ever read those Clearys (Clearies?)

        Sister on the right still has boing-boing curls, but now they’re grey and pulled back in a long ponytail. 👵🏼

    • The Gunslinger

      Morning GT🙂

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, ‘slinger! 🔫😀

    • DEG

      Mornin’

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, DEG! Been to the gym? Or is this your day of rest?

      • DEG

        I was going to go this morning to make up for yesterday, but I am still feeling like crap.

        No fever that I can tell. I’m drained of energy. I have a headache. Sinuses are mildly screwed up.

        Despite how I’m feeling, I need to get to the grocery store. So I’m off for that.

      • Gender Traitor

        Oh, that’s right! I’m sorry – I forgot you weren’t feeling well! 😟 Hope you’re better quick!

      • Ted S.

        It’s Long Covid. You’re going to be dead soon.

  16. Sean

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  17. Tundra

    Daily Quordle 153
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    Terrible.

    • Not Adahn

      Daily Quordle 153
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      I overestimated how much of a bitch quordle was being.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      My ability to pick the wrong word out of several possibilities remains intact.

      Daily Quordle 153
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    • Grummun

      6 5
      4 7

      I swear bottom right has been used recently.

      • MikeS

        4️⃣5️⃣
        3️⃣7️⃣

        I agree about LR. Maybe it was a Wordle word recently? I know I’ve gotten it in one of the two within the last week or so.

      • TARDis

        LT and BR too.

    • JG43

      Daily Quordle 153
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    • whiz

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    • grrizzly

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    • one true athena

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  18. The Late P Brooks

    Inchoate rage

    A large group of rioters was seen in downtown Portland, Oregon smashing windows and vandalizing several buildings Saturday night. The group also graffitied messages targeting the U.S. Supreme Court.

    The group, made of about 100 people, were yelling and chanting as they marched down the streets and would periodically stop to destroy and graffiti objects.

    “Death to SCOTUS,” one black spray-painted message said.

    Members of the group smashed several windows of a Starbucks Coffee building and others were seen destroying a Tesla car.

    The black vehicle was left with red spray paint and at least two broken windows.

    “Abolish schools,” another graffiti message painted on a Portland Scholastic League vehicle said. “ACAB,” said another, a reference to anti-police sentiments.

    If only they’d all just set themselves on fire. That would teach us a lesson.

    • Sean

      Flamethrower are legal. Just saying.

    • rhywun

      You’d think Portland would be sick of Antifa’s shit by now.

      • Tres Cool

        With only 100 of them and they seem un-organized, Im guessing Soros cut their funding and now they’re just looking to remain relevant.

    • Not Adahn

      Members of the group smashed several windows of a Starbucks Coffee building and others were seen destroying a Tesla car.

      OW! I sprained my eyerolling muscles.

  19. straffinrun

    You know who else had an STD named after him?

    • Tres Cool

      Herpes the Love Bug ?

      • cyto

        How old do you have to be to get that joke?

      • Fourscore

        Not gonna answer but it was a giveaway

      • cyto

        I tried to make the same comment throwing in a Benji or Pippi Longstocking reference, but I just couldn’t put it together.

      • Trigger Hippie

        *beep beep*

    • Gender Traitor

      ::thinks hard:: Ummm….Mr. Chlamydia?

      • Tres Cool

        “Nice to meet you. Im Steve Trichomoniasis.”

    • R C Dean

      Buster Crabbe?

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Off to save the world

    President Biden is heading to Europe, leaving a nation in turmoil over abortion rights to take on dueling missions abroad: find ways to lower food and gas prices while keeping allies unified in their pressure campaign against Russia’s war in Ukraine.

    Biden’s meetings over the next week with the Group of Seven (G-7) nations and NATO allies will be largely focused on addressing Moscow’s continued bloody assault on Ukraine and the global economic shocks stemming from the invasion, though issues at home threaten to overshadow his time overseas.

    It’s hardly the first high-stakes overseas trip Biden has embarked on since taking office last year, but comes at a time of stark domestic unrest. The Supreme Court ruling striking down the constitutional right to an abortion will demand much of the White House’s attention, even as Biden seeks to project U.S. strength and leadership on the world stage.

    While the president has succeeded thus far in uniting allies around a common approach to punishing Russia and aiding Ukraine, the trip will present a pressing test of his ability to keep countries unified as the war stretches into its fifth month with no sign of a resolution.

    “It will be, I think, very important for the president to drive that message of we’ve got to stay together on this and we’ve got to continue to support Ukraine in every way we can,” said Rose Gottemoeller, a former deputy secretary general of NATO. “Even with these economic crises gathering force right now.”

    It must be a different President Biden than the one I’m thinking of.

    • Drake

      I was out doing stuff yesterday and didn’t see any turmoil (except gas prices).

      • DEG

        Gas prices have been dropping in southern NH.

    • kbolino

      How much are they paying these writers to pretend Biden is still with it?

    • rhywun

      If anyone can get the ball rolling on WWIII already, it’s whoever’s programming Uncle Joe.

      • Fourscore

        Every time I see Biden I think of the gratuitous Walmart greeter that stands by the door, then disappears for an hour, reappears from the Men’s Room, straightening his shirt with pants still unzipped. Resumes standing by the door.

        Mrs B should be ashamed of herself. Letting Joe out is down right elderly cruelty.

      • rhywun

        your wife (“Jill”)

        LOL

        MeTV

        Hey! 🤨

      • kbolino

        I’m pretty sure, if anyone was actually doing whatever he told them to, we’d have started WW3 half a dozen times already.

    • straffinrun

      I don’t think that is exactly what Biden is projecting. A housewife told me the other day she want Trump back. I just smiled.

      • The Other Kevin

        I head someone say Trump could grab her pussy all day if we got 2.00 gas.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Biden on Thursday released the third tranche of assistance for Ukraine just this month, a $450 million package that includes four more advanced rocket systems as well as patrol boats and ammunition. U.S. officials have said they are committed to providing Kyiv the military and economic tools it needs to push back and strengthen its position if a negotiating table with Moscow becomes an option.

    Both summits will require member states to confront sped-up challenges of food security, climate change, battling disinformation and strengthening democracies. The war has contributed to upward pressures on both energy and food prices, exacerbating global inflation amid the ongoing pandemic.

    “I’m doing everything I can to blunt the Putin price hike and bring down the cost of gas and food,” Biden tweeted on Wednesday. “I led the world to coordinate the largest release from global oil reserves in history, and I’m working to get 20 million tons of grain out of Ukraine to help bring down prices.”

    The White House has been intently focused on bringing down gas prices at home and finding ways to reduce European dependence on Russian energy. Just this past week, Biden called on Congress to pass a federal gas tax holiday to lift the burden on American consumers.

    Truly a godlike figure. The man the nation needs. Without him, we’d be lost.

    • cyto

      I really do enjoy the attempt by the press to sell the white house spokesperson simply repeating “the President is focused, every day, on lowering gas prices” as some sort of policy initiative.

      We have gone from “don’t report on what the president does or the results or what he says in speeches, report on tweets and what Democrats think he means” to “don’t report on what the president says or does or the results, report on what the press secretary says they want you to believe and on the unhinged republican reaction”.

    • rhywun

      challenges of food security, climate change, battling disinformation and strengthening democracies

      OFFS. Spinning so many discs at once… how does he do it?!

      • Trigger Hippie

        Bad Boy Bill(Biden)

  22. Brawndo

    AG’s don’t prosecute violent criminals: *crickets*

    Sheriff’s don’t enforce gun laws: INSURRECTION!!!

    • Sensei

      Yup.

      Throw in a my body my choice to them over vaccines after that.

      • Brawndo

        “my body my choice” isn’t even a good argument for abortion access. They are completely unwilling to admit that their ideological opponents on this issue see the fetus as a person with rights that cannot be violated by the mother.

      • rhywun

        It’s a euphemism for “unlimited consequence-free sex”.

      • cavalier973

        Recreational sex > procreational sex

      • invisible finger

        Erections have consequences

    • cyto

      Yeah, that was a very long article to have written without any mention of a well funded and coordinated national campaign to elect not only prosecutors, but judges and election officials who pledge to ignore the law.

  23. Count Potato

    “BREAKING: Oklahoma Democrat announces that he’s planning to introduce a bill that will “mandate that each male, when they reach puberty, get a mandatory vasectomy that’s only reversible when they reach the point of financial and emotional stability.” RT IF YOU SUPPORT HIS BILL!”

    https://twitter.com/OccupyDemocrats/status/1540854067466883072

    • Fourscore

      Need the vas reversed card to buy a gun as well

    • kbolino

      “We’re going to abolish marriage, but then we’re going to reverse engineer its purpose through non-religious legal, social, and technological means”

    • rhywun

      Shades of the “sex strike” women were threatening earlier.

      • Ted S.

        +1 Lysistrata

    • robodruid

      Yawn.
      Tell me when he really does it.
      Hes in the pocket of Big Urology

      • Rat on a train

        Please do it. I encourage Ds in every state to do it.

    • Rat on a train

      I thought Ds wanted them to get the junk cut off at that age.

    • Grosspatzer

      I give him credit for proposing a cutting edge solution to a hard issue.

      • cavalier973

        I predict that support will be flaccid

      • db

        Yeah, I agree, that few will be OK with this proposal.

      • Fourscore

        Vas Deferens does it make?

      • Gender Traitor

        4(20) wins the Internet today! 😆

        So…what are you going to do with your winnings?

      • db

        It’s all just sementics.

  24. kbolino

    The Kevin D. Williamson turn to villainy arc is almost complete. Still bitterly raging at the people who, by association, cost him his future at The Atlantic.

    • Urthona

      I think Williamson is a smart guy, but the lack of humility here is amazing.

      Pretty much the argument many people made for why you should still vote for that boorish oaf Trump in the general election was the incredible importance of restoring the supreme court to sanity.

      Those people happened to be right and we can all see it now.

      Time to admit it.

      • cavalier973

        “Beginner’s luck!”

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking on a phone call with reporters ahead of the trip, a senior Biden administration official said that the president would participate in seven working sessions focusing on issues including climate change, infrastructure, energy security, the global economy and Ukraine.

    SPEND! SPEND! SPEND!

  26. DEG

    I promise to post the text here after it happens.

    I look forward to seeing it.

    “The Russians have fully occupied Severodonetsk, our military has retreated to more prepared positions,” Mayor Oleksandr Stryuk told Ukrainian TV, the BBC reported.

    Huh. I thought the Ghost of Kiev would have saved them.

    “Time is of the essence. Lives will be saved,” Biden said,

    Go fuck yourself.

    “We are prepared to resume talks in the coming days. What is important for Iran is to fully receive the economic benefits of the 2015 accord,” said Amirabdollahian, adding that he had held a “long but positive meeting” with the European Union foreign policy chief Josep Borrell.

    Iran needs more cash?

    The idea of constitutional sheriffs is associated with the Constitutional Sheriffs and Peace Officers Association, which believes that in their jurisdiction, sheriffs have “constitutional authority to check and balance all levels of government” up to the president. Founded by former Graham County, Arizona Sheriff Richard Mack, the group has been called extremist by the Southern Poverty Law Center. A banner across its website calls for an “Election Fraud Investigation.”

    These guys have been around for a while. I think they oversell the powers of a sheriff. What they say is true In some states where the sheriff is the chief law enforcement officer for a county. That is not true in all states.

    “I want to say clearly, as I have said before, that each member’s constitutional arrangement, as republic or monarchy, is purely a matter for each member country to decide. The benefit of long life brings me the experience that arrangements such as these can change, calmly and without rancour.”

    This sounds…. almost sensible. Charles said it?

    • Grosspatzer

      the group has been called extremist by the Southern Poverty Law Center.

      Endorsed by the SPLC? They can’t be all bad.

      • DEG

        I think they’re not all that bad, despite my criticisms of their overselling.

        They’re no libertarians, but far better than many others in law enforcement.

  27. Grosspatzer

    Daily Quordle 153
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    quordle.com

    • whiz

      I’m glad today’s words weren’t yesterday’s 🙂

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      Meh.

      Daily Quordle 153
      4️⃣5️⃣
      7️⃣8️⃣
      quordle.com

  28. Brawndo

    Paywalled. But I’m assuming his argument is that Trump doesn’t deserve credit for overturned Roe.

    Not sure I buy that. I didn’t vote for Trump in 16, but if I had to pick between him and Hillary, it would be Trump solely because of the SC. I’m fairly certain that the margin of victory in a lot of the states he won went his way because of that reason.

    • Brawndo

      RIP. That was supposed to be a reply to kbolino and his NR article and KDW

    • kbolino

      It says there’s a paywall for me but I can still read the article. There’s no real substance there, he’s just whining verbosely. He also mentions Pinochet and Franco as though Trump is somehow comparable to them. Some “choice” elements:

      Am I glad to see Roe gone? Absolutely. Do I think that Trump’s role in this could have been performed by a reasonably well-trained monkey? Absolutely. Does this somehow retroactively sanctify Trump and Trumpism?

      Absolutely not.

      Nobody is better pleased than I by the changes that have been wrought on the Supreme Court. Donald Trump is still a ridiculous buffoon, and those who supported him in 2016 were still fools to do so.

      He’s the sorest fucking winner on the face of the Earth. Nobody else, certainly not Jeb, was going to win against the Hildebeast and he fucking knows it. So Roe would stay on the books, and the Second Amendment would be gutted, and he’d be at The Atlantic talking about how this is all so undesirable but hey that’s just how our system works.

      • Brawndo

        The right has had so few cultural wins, it’s a reflex to complain about shit even when they win.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    The Russians are apparently consuming (for lack of a better word) resources as they engage in their war against Ukraine. Westerners steeped in their new found culture of “action without consequences” and “everything should be free” apparently find this baffling.

  30. TARDis

    I hope to never need a dating profile, but mine will be so brutal my only contacts will make Lena Dunham seem like a ’10’. And I will still probably have to lie about being anti-abortion.

    • hayeksplosives

      I helped my sister write her Match.com profile on the Friday after Thanksgiving over 10 years ago. That Saturday she got LOTS of pings. I dissuaded her from several of them and pointed to one I thought sounded great for her.

      They met that Sunday for lunch. They had their 10 year anniversary last year.

      Funny thing we learned later was that it was his mother who’d written his Match profile. So in a way, it was a family-arranged marriage! They are very happy and have a great blended family.

      • Grosspatzer

        That’s great, I love a happy ending /no euphemism

      • TARDis

        They had their 10 year anniversary last year.

        Awww, what a nice anecdote.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    “my body my choice” isn’t even a good argument for abortion access. They are completely unwilling to admit that their ideological opponents on this issue see the fetus as a person with rights that cannot be violated by the mother.

    That’s crazy. An abortion is no different than getting a tattoo, or having a pre-cancerous mole burned off.

    • hayeksplosives

      The worst argument I’ve heard condemns the fetus as a “parasite” sucking up the carrier’s resources.

      I used to have sympathy for pro-abortion folks because if you don’t think a fetus is a person with a right to bodily protection, then the fact you can’t abort it is an imposition on you. But if you do think the fetus is a person with a right to bodily protection, then you’re outraged by abortion. I saw it as a matter of perspective.

      But then the Molech cult became the standard bearers for abortion, and I went all the way pro-life. There are lots of ways to avoid an unwanted pregnancy.

      • Rat on a train

        “Shout your abortion!”

      • Urthona

        I have no idea if the first ten weeks are a life or anything and I never really cared about pro life laws.

        I don’t really believe our government effectively protects anyone anyway. So whatever.

        I just think Roe v Wade was silly, badly argued. and an excuse for a left wing judge to pretend that the outcome he wanted was supported by the constitution.

      • Urthona

        judges

      • Grosspatzer

        There’s room for disagreement about abortion, but there is a ghoulishness in the pro-choice activist community, exemplified by a clip in last night’s local news featuring a young woman holding up a sign reading “Abortion #proud!”. Proud to have had an abortion? WTF?

      • Sensei

        Because here in NJ abortion is so threatened.

        That’s why we need lots of local coverage and local stories. Trenton must act now to virtue signal harder.

  32. hayeksplosives

    I am interested in the story about sheriffs running on the platform of non-enforcement of unconstitutional laws. I seem to recall it did some good in Colorado when some knee-jerk laws/decrees were passed after the Aurora theater shooting.

    Since my sprawling town of 50,000 refuses to incorporate as a city, our top law enforcement is the Sheriff’s department. A couple of weeks ago we elected a new sheriff (who made a good impression on me on the few occasions we met during his campaign), and I’m hoping for good things.

    On another note, I get to pick up my two new guns next week! Can’t wait.

    • DEG

      On another note, I get to pick up my two new guns next week! Can’t wait.

      🙂

    • db

      Good news on the new guns, but I’m a little confused: is there some sort of waiting period in NV? Here in PA it’s cash and carry and I tend to expect that everywhere.

      • hayeksplosives

        Nah, no waiting period. They had to order the one with the grip I wanted, and the impulse buy one I added, they laid aside for me so that I only have to do the paperwork once and pay the $25 fee once.

        If they’d has the one in stock that I wanted, I’d have them both at home now. Should come in tomorrow or Tuesday.

      • db

        cool

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Am I glad to see Roe gone? Absolutely. Do I think that Trump’s role in this could have been performed by a reasonably well-trained monkey? Absolutely.

    Not shown: any remotely credible alternate monkey.

    • Gender Traitor

      Yeah, Biden doesn’t seem particularly “well-trained.”

      • Zwak, who counted all his blessings, and counted only one.

        Monkey throws dirt.

    • rhywun

      Guessing that’s KDW?

      #moveon

  34. Tres Cool

    Armor TREET > Hormel SPAM.

    Change my mind.

    • Grosspatzer

      Didn’t know Armour had an entry in this culinary niche. Young Patzer loved him some Spam and eggs, I will now have to check out the competition.

    • Not Adahn

      The difference is you can’t hear an Ar Mor?

      (may be misremembering the joke)

    • Gender Traitor

      Now I want “Viney” sausages./Coal Miner’s Daughter

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Vienna sausage! or
        Beenie Weenies!

    • Tres Cool

      Bootleg jenkum.

    • hayeksplosives

      Yikes! That story is nearly content-free.

      Mass poisoning ?

      • Grosspatzer

        Most likely. The “chemists” who concoct party drugs don’t always know what they are doing.

      • slumbrew

        Carbon monoxide? Can it work that fast?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Chasing a comet

    • Not Adahn

      relatives are expected to help identify both male and female victims,

      Yay equality?

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Guessing that’s KDW?

    Yes. Plucked from kbolino’s comment/link above.

  36. Not Adahn

    Unusually large turkey and her chicks in the yard this morning. Did I mention Lily is not fond of dinosaurs taller than she is?

  37. Q Continuum

    “Other local offices, from county clerks to municipal boards that once flew under the radar, have also become hyperpartisan in recent years. A woman vying to be El Paso County coroner is running as a “freedom doctor.” Once-sleepy school board races have become caustic battlegrounds.”

    Translation: Revolutionary Leftists are heap-big annoyed that people they despise won’t just roll over and accept slavery.

  38. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    What’s Tindr? Is that, like, old people Grindr?

    • Not Adahn

      Bumble is old people Tindr.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Still don’t know what Tindr is. Is it Grindr for scientists? Grindr for cafe owners? Grindr for NYers?

      • Old Man With Candy

        I thought Grindr was the gay app, but I’m not exactly au courant on dating apps.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        (I’m just funnin’ you – Grindr is the only app that’s spelled that way, so I think you had Grindr on the brain when writing this post 😁)

      • Old Man With Candy

        I’m too naïve to fun. No idea how any of this shit is spelled, but Tulip talked me out of even trying this. Of course, I’ll let the girls set it up and write it for the lolz, but nuke nuke nuke.

      • Tulip

        That wasn’t my intent.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I thought that was Our Time.

      • Old Man With Candy

        My Time was BC.

    • kbolino

      Grindr for straights

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        I mean, I would think Tinder would be the better option.

      • Not Adahn

        You obviously don’t have a M.A. in Silicon Valley Startup Naming.

      • TARDis

        Why not STDeez?

      • kbolino

        puts on Dunce cap and sulks in the corner

    • Ted S.

      Farmersonly.com for normies.

    • whiz

      There’s always FriendFinder or Adult Friendfinder. They’re both for adults, but I think you can figure out the distinction.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    I just think Roe v Wade was silly, badly argued. and an excuse for a left wing judge to pretend that the outcome he wanted was supported by the constitution.

    The funny part (in the most unfunny way imagineable) is torturing a “right” to abortion based on some sort of Constitutional guarantee of privacy should effectively eliminate 99.83% of all other government activities as disallowed infringements of private behavior.

    “How much money did I make last year? None of your beeswax.

    • Brawndo

      Exactly. I’ve never been able to square that reasoning with all the other laws we have.

      “We’re investigating you for murder. Where were you two nights ago.”

      “This is a violation of my privacy.”

      “You’re right, case closed. Have a nice day sir.”

  40. The Late P Brooks

    There’s room for disagreement about abortion, but there is a ghoulishness in the pro-choice activist community, exemplified by a clip in last night’s local news featuring a young woman holding up a sign reading “Abortion #proud!”. Proud to have had an abortion? WTF?

    Action without consequences.

  41. Mustang

    I’m considering joining the local sheriff’s department specifically because of what those in the article are referring to. The deputies I’ve talked to in the departments around me seem to be of a similar mindset.

  42. PieInTheSky

    The local press is reporting how in America evil pro lifers are running people over with cars in iowa. Any truth to that?

    • Urthona

      Totally. It’s well know how evil Iowans are.

      • Ted S.

        Yeah, Animal had to flee Iowa to get away from Kinnath.

      • MikeS

        And kinnath is “busy” this weekend. Hmmm…

      • Fourscore

        Leave Kinnath alone, making K-mead is a trade secret, you’ll get your chance at HH is you play your cards right

    • rhywun

      If that was true it would the top story in every newspaper and shouted from bullhorns on trucks driving down every street.

    • Trigger Hippie

      Idiots Out Wandering Around

    • R C Dean

      I could see pro-choicers doing their protest road block thing, and pro-lifers/normies pushing through. Don’t know if that’s happening, but it would be reported as you describe.

    • whiz

      I live in Iowa but haven’t heard about it. *Goes back to cave.*

      Checking the internet, I found a couple of articles:

      One

      Two

      Probably the best description of what started it (from the second article): Police say a preliminary investigation shows demonstrators were crossing the street with the proper signal and then it changed while the group was still crossing the street using the crosswalk.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    Random thought:

    If some drunk driver in the 1920’s had struck and killed Adolph Hitler as he was walking home from the grocery store, would there be monuments all over the world honoring the drunk?

    • PieInTheSky

      why would there be? sounds silly to me.

  44. Zwak, who counted all his blessings, and counted only one.

    So, almost two weeks ago I had “outpatient” back surgery. Which, while they send you home at the end of the day, sure as shit wasn’t some minor, wee, itty, bitty, no deal thing. It laid me out for the greater part of a week, and I was looking forward to my check in with the doc to give me the all clear next week. But, lo and behold, I had a sore throat Friday morning, which turned into a full blown case of… The Ragin’ ‘Rona!! Sick as a dog the last few days, hacking and sputtering, I fell a couple times, mostly due to the whole thing kicking my MS into remission, so I got a nice flare up out of the deal. 24 hours later, I am starting to feel better, and wouldn’t you know it, but now the wife has the ‘VID also.

    Son of a bitch.

    • PieInTheSky

      “outpatient” back surgery – there is your problem, you should have gone to an old woman in the village to be healed with horse placenta.

      Get well soon anyways…

      • Mojeaux

        LOL I love you, Pie.

      • Q Continuum

        Pie, you know horse placenta is only for hip problems, not back problems.

        Follow the SCIENCE!

      • Zwak, who counted all his blessings, and counted only one.

        Fuckin’ A right!

      • Gustave Lytton

        there is your problem, you should have gone to an old woman in the village

        Could you be more specific? Adair is growing by the day now and there are a bunch of old ladies there. Asking for my foot.

        Hang in there Zwak, hope it’s all better from here and the missus has as quick of a recovery too.

    • Gender Traitor

      You poor guy! It must just be your turn in the barrel. Hope both of you recover quickly and that you can get your follow-up and medical thumbs-up soon!

    • db

      Here’s hoping you heal quickly and you and your wife feel right as rain soon! Hang in there.

      • Zwak, who counted all his blessings, and counted only one.

        Thank you, good sir!

      • Fourscore

        I offer my compassion, for what it’s worth, Z, hope you are on the mend. Some things take a long time.

        Don’t fall down

      • Zwak, who counted all his blessings, and counted only one.

        Yeah, I did, and it sucked.

        Thank you 4×20

    • Urthona

      The next graphic that anti communism is fascism is…. uh… interesting.

      • TARDis

        You spelled moronic wrong.

    • Q Continuum

      “MickNose1960🇬🇧🇮🇱
      @MNose1960
      ·
      4h
      Replying to
      @icbreathe
      Sent from your iphone.”

      LOL

    • kbolino

      “How do I get a job at the CIA?” starter kit

  45. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    Now that I’m in the land of beards & guns, I’m thinking maybe I should try the online dating again. Smaller population, but I would think the % of attractiveness among the available dudes would be way higher.

    • Not Adahn

      Honestly, even I have difficulty telling middle-aged bearded guys apart.

      • MikeS

        +1 They all look the same

    • Gender Traitor

      I would think the % of attractiveness among the available dudes would be way higher.

      Not disagreeing, but I don’t get upon what you’re basing that theory (which is yours.)

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        Because men in DC are….different.

      • PieInTheSky

        cultured well groomed politically correct everything a woman could want

      • db

        Someone on the Zoom last night was remarking that a woman had remarked that many of the male grad students surrounding her showed signs of a distinct deficit of testosterone. Similar to DC?

      • Mojeaux

        OMWC

      • Gender Traitor

        Oh, yeah – “Hollywood for ugly people.”

  46. PieInTheSky

    Kristian Niemietz, 🇱🇮 state-affiliated media
    @K_Niemietz
    Now that IPAs have gone mainstream, I think I’ll have to start sneering at the people who drink them, and switch to fermented shark meat-flavoured sour beers from Icelandic microbreweries.

    IPA? Yeah, I liked their early work, but…

    If it’s not a Sour from Höfuđborgarsvæđiđ – it’s basically just Heineken.

    https://twitter.com/K_Niemietz/status/1540732397141909507
    \

    I dunno it seems to me local IPAs got sweeter in the last few years most are too sweet for me.

    • Q Continuum

      IPAs are Satan’s ejaculation.

      • Gender Traitor

        Cool! Something similar down between Dayton and Cincy. Went there once on a youth group canoe trip when I was a kid and met the guy who built it.

      • db

        Wow! I’ve never heard of that place, but I’ll have to visit next time I’m in that area. One of these years, I’m hoping to go to Homestead for a week to get some training in powered paragliders.

  47. The Late P Brooks

    Funhouse mirror extremism

    But a number of Democrats do think that the return of abortion policy to the states could constrain an expanding battlefield, which has only gotten more favorable to Republicans as the midterms have gotten closer.

    “For a long time, many voters didn’t believe there was a threat to the status quo — legal access to abortion,” said Marshall Cohen, the political director of the DGA. “Even in bluer states where there are protections in state law, Republican candidates’ extremism is uniquely off-putting to a broad swath of voters, not just Democrats, but independents, and moderate Republicans as well.”

    Democrats immediately went on offense following the decision on Friday, broadly blasting Republican candidates as extremists who are out of line with popular opinion.

    Note: there may be some distortion when looking at the outside world from your bubble.

    • kbolino

      Apparently the most pressing political threat to blue states and Western European countries (but I repeat myself) is that somebody somewhere in a red state gets to do things differently.

    • Old Man With Candy

      If true, WebDom is doing a great job covering up the money.

  48. KSuellington

    Well, the left took a couple of big ass L’s this week. They really aren’t used to it and don’t much like it. I’m hoping that next week will bring in number 3 and the EPA and the administrative state gets its well deserved slap down. What are they gonna do about it? Of course there will be the wailing and rending of garments that we have already seen. And of course fuckstick guvs like Newsom and Hochul will promise to do their best to get around the SC decisions and be the best darn place in the world to relax on an aborcation and not get a CCW permit. I’ve read a few pieces that claim it will fire up the Blue base this November, but I could easily see the opposite happening. I do think we will likely see a sped up movement of Hispanics towards the Elephants as any deviancy from “abortion up to 9 months” from the Donks is going to be full apostasy. I still think we wouldn’t have seen the full ditching of Roe without the last two years of Vid restrictions, forced masking and injections.

    • db

      Conservatives would do well to target the Hispanic demographic with heavy play of ads regarding the Democrats’ support for later term abortion.

      They wouldn’t even have to go with over-the-top dramatics, just statements of fact. But count on them to fuck it up somehow.

      • KSuellington

        Absolutely agreed. I’d say a very large percentage might not want to see a full on ban on all abortions, but are very much disgusted with the “celebrate your abortion” bullshit. I know I am. The left managed to push me farther into the “there should be some restrictions” position than my previous one of “government should keep its fucking nose out of it altogether.” And as a Glib or two commented in the last days, if the GOP were smart they would be instituting a full court press right now to get hormonal contraception as OTC and get as many Dems as possible on the record against it.

      • db

        I think the OTC hormonal contraception push could be a winner for the GOP. It would bolster their simultaneous claims of “we really just want to reduce the use of abortion for non-medically-necessary situations because we feel it is morally right to do so” and “we still support women having a measure of choice in when or if they bear children.”

        Those on the left pronouncing doom and predicting that conservatives will obliterate contraception next are going to find out that that’s probably too far to push their rhetoric. It’s too easily disproven.

      • kbolino

        I think conservatives should reject both of those positions, as it essentially amounts to trying to outflank the opposition from the left, but it might be electorally successful (looking at you, British “Tories”).

      • db

        I’m not suggesting that contraceptives be subsidized, merely made available OTC.

        Or are you suggesting that conservatives *should* reject an individual’s ability to choose the timing of pregnancy?

      • db

        I don’t think that contraception is a particularly “left” concept.

      • kbolino

        Griswold set the stage for Roe. The conservative position is chastity and discipline, with punishment and repentance for mistakes. Any framing that wants to reduce the consequences of immoral acts is left-coded.

        Moreover, hormonal manipulation as contraception (i.e., “the pill”) is as degrading to the mind and spirit as SSRIs, benzos, and other common “medications”. Even if one accepts that these things have a justifiable use in some cases, they are in the present day used by far too many people and for far too long. A technocratic dystopia where drugs take the place of physical and spiritual experiences may not be leftist per se, but it is not desirable in any case.

      • db

        A technocratic dystopia where drugs take the place of physical and spiritual experiences may not be leftist per se, but it is not desirable in any case.

        I’ll give you that, but will respectfully disagree with the rest. In my opinion, moral decisions like chastity and discipline, while in some cases admirable, are personal decisions of the individual, and should not be codified in law, but remain between the individual and his or her god.

        I’m not much of a fan of drugs in general, but I do allow myself the vice of alcohol consumption in (mostly) moderation. I agree that the use of pharmaceuticals in our society, and worldwide probably, is excessive. Few of them really cure the ailments they treat, and end up being endless maintenance crutches.

      • Zwak, who counted all his blessings, and counted only one.

        “In my opinion, moral decisions like chastity and discipline, while in some cases admirable, are personal decisions of the individual, and should not be codified in law, but remain between the individual and his or her god.”

        This is the most pure distillation of libertarianism I have seen yet.

      • kbolino

        The state does not exist without religion. If it doesn’t have one already, either it will create one, or one will be thrust upon it. And these possibilities are not mutually exclusive; the Romans had a pantheon of gods already but still decided to add the dead emperors into the mix; and despite both of those developments, Constantine still converted and took the state with him to Christianity, arguably because paganism had grown weak and was unwilling to forcibly (re-)assert itself (Julian the Apostate’s short reign notwithstanding).

        The state we see today is not atheist or agnostic, it is firmly controlled by the debased-Christianity-without-Jesus that is progressivism, and while the state did not invent this religion, it was taken over by it because it refused (and was disallowed by the courts) to embrace a “real” religion. That this religion succeeded where others did not is partly down to its ability to obfuscate its religious nature. How do you convert a state that has an official prohibition on the establishment of religion? Why, simple, figure out the superficial markers of religion that will hold you back, and remove those aspects and only those aspects.

        The personal relationship with God is a fine concept, and very important to the individual and the ultimate success of a religious movement, but it does not explain or account for power dynamics above the individual level.

      • KSuellington

        Probably better for long term health would be IUDs, but unfortunately the Dalkon Shield f’d the perception of those in this country, I don’t see much of any of an argument from a libertarian perspective against making hormonal contraceptives available OTC.

      • kbolino

        I don’t see much of any of an argument from a libertarian perspective against making hormonal contraceptives available OTC

        Agreed, but conservative != libertarian

      • KSuellington

        Absolutely kb.

        I would agree with MikeS in that the percentage of conservatives that would like to see contraceptives banned in likely in the single digits.

      • MikeS

        I think you are overestimating the percentage of conservatives who are against contraception.

      • kbolino

        I’m not basing what I’m saying on popularity. If you polled Democrats 20 years ago, basically none of them would say degenerate freaks should be educating their kindergartners. Yet here we are now, where Drag Queen Story Hour is a mainstream position for Democrats.

        What is electorally successful today is not necessarily what advances the agenda.

    • Zwak, who counted all his blessings, and counted only one.

      My general opinion is that Trump was the tipping point, in the US going from a left centric paradigm to a right centric, a la Regan years type. And that wont last forever either, much like any epoch lasts forever. The biggest issue here, which I don’t think the left quite understands yet, is that a huge part of this is people reaction to them, all of the BS they have been pushing lately. Why, it’s kinda like how at the end of the forementioned Regan years people were sick of the rights BS.

      • kbolino

        Considering that Bush the Elder’s loss to Clinton was facilitated by Perot and followed almost immediately by the 1994 Republican Revolution and over a decade of GOP legislative control (something they couldn’t achieve under Reagan), I’d pin the point at which people got fed up with “the right” at Bush the Lesser and especially the Great Recession.

      • db

        Yeah, if that dumbass hadn’t gone full War on Everyone, the last 20 years (and the last 15 in particular) would have been so much better.

      • kbolino

        Bush’s biggest crime is creating a bunch of new government positions and staffing them with people who hate average Americans.

        Avoiding either of those two pitfalls, but certainly the combination of both of them, would have been a huge boon. But that would also have required kicking the neocons, a bunch of barely “reformed” Trotskyites, to the curb early and hard.

      • db

        Yeah, I do consider the creation of DHS and consolidation/sharing of date within the federal government in the early-mid 2000s to be part of the War on Everyone–it’s a war on the citizenry of the US and on the liberties guaranteed by the Constitution.

        The argument has always been that the Patriot Act and others were enacted to preserve American national securty as part of the government’s duty to preserve the Constitution, but in practice, it feels like “burning down the village to save it.”

      • kbolino

        It’s not the powers per se, though obviously enacting the establishment’s longstanding agenda is a win for the establishment, it’s how the incentives were structured to exercise those powers. NoVa became littered with townhomes and McMansions bought by “defense and intelligence” and other post-9/11 spending spree dollars. Yet none of these people were remotely loyal to Bush, and NoVa turned from solid red to solid blue in the span of two Presidential elections. He literally handed money straight to his enemies. Sun Tzu he ain’t.

      • db

        From my point of view it is the powers in themselves. When you depend for your liberties on the people wielding the powers not abusing them, you will eventually wish fewer powers were delegated from the people to the state.

      • KSuellington

        Yeah, I’ve had the feeling for a while that we have witnessed an apex of the power of the left in this country. Trump’s win was a tipping point, but they were able to strike back effectively and neuter his presidency and regain some standing during the current puppet admin. They way way overreached during the Vid hysteria and now they are reaping the general pushback. I would expect their general influence to keep waning over the next decade or so until they rebrand their shitty act.

  49. The Late P Brooks

    I haven’t seen it yet today, but yesterday there was reportage about Megan(?) Rapinoe’s outraged response to the Roe decision.

    I think the proper way for her to show solidarity would be to get knocked up by that dick-swinging shemale college swimmer do she can livestream her abortion at six months. Reproductive justice must prevail.

    • Urthona

      I thought her 15 minutes were up after it looked like she was washed up soccer-wise and she destroyed Subway restaurant chain sales.

  50. db

    Reading some of the comments above, I’m thinking there’s a distinct business case for Glibbr.

    No, not a dating app that brings Glibs together. But a dating app that brings Glib-like people together, and makes the Foundation enough money to buy a compound in Wyoming or Idaho. Sort of a Glibs Gulch, as it were.

    • Mojeaux

      Enough for a cloaking device?

      • db

        Maybe not, but one of us should be well positioned to design an impenetrable glass dome over the valley, it that meets the need.

      • Gender Traitor

        We should be able to compile a long list of Glib-specific acceptable passwords for admittance.

      • db

        Nice phishing attempt there.

    • Old Man With Candy

      This place is inadvertently turning into Glib Gulch. Even with SP leaving us to vote Democrat, the Glib density here may be the highest in the world. And we have libertarian cops and the local judge. Not to mention our next mayor…

      • whiz

        Even with SP leaving us to vote Democrat…

        WYDTWS

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The gnashing of teeth and wailing is absurd at best.

      • creech

        Good to see that conservatives are pushing “leave us the hell alone.” Some of us can remember when conservatives were perfectly happy to decide what we could read, watch, do in our bedrooms, and associate with.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Dude, Trump is coming to slaughter democratic babies.

    • rhywun

      Of course, it’s all Trump’s fault for encouraging his bitter clingers to reject the radical leftist direction the Dems have been pushing for their own good.

      • kbolino

        They refused to accept, and still won’t, that Trump is not the leader, he is the mouthpiece. His success in the primary and then the general election represents not a top-down political organization, but a bottom-up political movement. No doubt Trump was trying and continues to try to create a more organized movement out of his success, but so far it hasn’t really succeeded. They can get rid of Trump but they won’t do anything to get rid of the material and spiritual conditions that willed Trump to power.

  51. The Late P Brooks

    Buggered by reality

    Germany is pushing for Group of Seven nations to walk back a commitment that would halt the financing of overseas fossil fuel projects by the end of the year, according to people familiar with the matter. That would be a major reversal on tackling climate change as Russia’s war in Ukraine upends access to energy supplies.

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    The text remains under debate and could change before G-7 leaders hold their summit in the Bavarian Alps starting Sunday hosted by Chancellor Olaf Scholz. The UK opposes the proposal, two of the people said. A German government spokesman declined to comment.

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    Asked about the proposal on Air Force One as US President Joe Biden flew to Europe, National Security Council spokesman John Kirby said he did not want to preempt discussions at the summit. “Our position last May was that the president was clear that he did not feel like these investments were the right course of action,” he told reporters. “I know of no such change to that policy.”

    The prospect of a long cold dark winter will bring things into focus.

  52. KSuellington

    Oh and thanks OMWC for the classic Miles track there. I’ve been a huge fan of his for decades, the Kind of Blue album I’ve listened to more than any other of any genre, easily in the thousands. For a year I had it on every night while I slept on replay, and I’m still not bored of it. A year ago I rediscovered the absolute awesomeness of In a Silent Way. What an incredible record that really rewards repeated listens. I’d say it’s my number two of his now, surpassing Bitches Brew and Jack Johnson.

    I know I’m not the only one here who looks forward to hearing of your Tinder adventures. It’s great to see you have retained your sense of humor through such an immense loss and trying time.

    • Old Man With Candy

      This was SP’s favorite TV ad.. “If therapy were like this, it might actually be effective.”

      I dunno, this might be my favorite Miles album, seeing him in an evolutionary intermediate form.

      Sadly, I am burned out on KoB.

      • KSuellington

        That’s a terrific ad, never before seen it. Can relate, I was raised by a father who grew up in an orphan in poverty in rural Ireland of the 50’s.

        Somewhere in my top 5 miles is the soundtrack to the excellent film Elevator to the Gallows. I believe he did the whole thing in a couple takes.

      • MikeS

        Don’t know if you saw last night, I found some great “new” music because of your re-recommendation of SomaFM. Thanks for mentioning them again. I had forgotten about them.

      • KSuellington

        Thanks Mike, I had missed that as I went offline early last nite. I’ve pumped SomaFm so much here I sometimes think folks think, “ okay yeah we get it you like it. “ But it really is I think such a great alternative to Spotify and the paid music services. I’ve found tons of artists there that had never heard of before. After 15 years I still dig Secret Agent Radio, although l branch out quite a bit. On our road trip I played Left Coast 70’s the whole way.

      • MikeS

        So far I’ve only listened to Boot Liqour. They played a lot good stuff I hadn’t heard before. This week I’ll listen to a few of the other channels.

  53. The Late P Brooks

    The debate comes as Europe in particular struggles for alternative sources of fuel to Russian gas. The German government has warned that Russia’s moves to limit supply risk a Lehman-like collapse in the energy markets, with Europe’s largest economy facing the unprecedented prospect of businesses and consumers running out of power.

    Germany has responded to the cuts by reviving coal plants and providing financing to secure gas supplies, while continuing with plans to phase out nuclear energy. The World Nuclear Association, an industry lobby group, is urging the G-7 to boost access to nuclear technologies.

    It’s almost as if they admit the “green revolution” is a lot of empty gasbagging.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Pretty soon the only industry they’ll have left is scheisseporn.

    • rhywun

      continuing with plans to phase out nuclear energy

      Oh good, the promise of a future scratching in the dirt remains.

  54. db

    I really dislike discussing the whole abortion situation because I think it is a very sensitive question that deals with some very core concepts of self, liberty, rights, and government. It’s the perfect nexus for requiring careful thought and contemplation, and for decades I’ve struggled to come up with a consistent personal opinion on the subject.

    I see little evidence that those who are primarily discussing this in the public square have applied the powers of their mind to the question in a similar way.

    • creech

      As Q observed last night, “my body, my choice” is wearing thin. These screeching harpies support just about every prohibition of non-victimless use of one’s body except for a woman’s reproductive rights.

    • Urthona

      This is a nice point.

      This is, for one, one of those issues when I find it’s fun to argue with someone. Whatever position they take, I usually find that I can take the other side as an intellectual exercise and argue pretty convincingly.

      The more extreme their stance is, the easier the argument is for me I usually find.

      • db

        I rarely enjoy arguing with other people. As long as their positions don’t materially affect me or my behavior, I don’t care to know about them, nor convince them otherwise.

        The problem is that because our government is increasingly being used as a bludgeon by those who wish to impose their worldviews on others, it has become harder and harder not to be affected by the opinions of others.

    • Fourscore

      We the People have been bought off every step of the way. It’s more than abortion, we started learning that government makes people happy, first as little kids in school, in my case, with the Pledge of Allegiance, my country, right or wrong, War on Poverty, Obamacare et al. Every admin has to capitalize on the previous mistakes and expand the spending, until one day there is nothing left in M. Hubbard’s cupboard. It was great as long as someone else was paying for it.

      We hear the word ‘reform’ used over and over, trying to cover up the previous mistakes. We are now facing a huge challenge as SS/Medicare/debt is being overwhelmed and the cry from the Bernie/AOC circle is Medicare for all. This isn’t the America that the Constitution was written for but the alternative is too scary to contemplate.

      • db

        It’s a great point that “reform” is used simply to cover up for earlier mistakes. A proper reform movement would look carefully into the root causes of policy failures and dig them out to whatever depth is necessary.

        The systems we have now represent a house that has been re-plastered and repainted too many times, such that the interior space for living is reduced, and that has had new sideing applied over the old so many times that the core of the structure now strains to hold up the facade, much less provide protection for those inside.

    • Not Adahn

      Abortion is really simple: once the unborn is a person, you need as good a reason to kill it as you would any other person.

      The less simple part is determining when personhood begins, especially if you don’t want that same criteria to be used in determining when personhood ends.

      • whiz

        ^^This.

  55. The Late P Brooks

    We should be able to compile a long list of Glib-specific acceptable passwords for admittance.

    There can be only one

    • db

      Wow, that’s a lot of accomplishment.