Hunter Biden Searched Google For a Good Crack Cocaine Recipe, Laptop Records Show
hayeksplosives
on June 15, 2022 at 9:17 pm
Hunter is a real piece of work, isn’t he? Convenient for Joe that the media just ignores Hunter’s scandals. They’d have done the same if it was Trump’s son, I’m sure.
No trigger discipline either.
rhywun
on June 15, 2022 at 9:23 pm
It reads like a GOP spoof of what a comically stupid Democrat scion might do. Except it’s, apparently, real!
MikeS
on June 15, 2022 at 9:26 pm
I remember when “they” went after Ivanka for a few days because she flashed some people when she was 16 or something. But Hunter gets kid gloves.
Chafed
on June 16, 2022 at 12:05 am
Pics?
DEG
on June 16, 2022 at 5:06 am
16. You really should stay away from those pics.
There are plenty of pictures of her as an adult out there. She comes up often on r/Politically_NSFW.
Tres Cool
on June 16, 2022 at 5:34 am
And here I thought I was the only one that followed that reddit.
MikeS
on June 15, 2022 at 8:02 pm
I have no idea what “The Boys” are, but funny stuff, regardless.
In the BLM BLTs screen shot, is it just me or does the dude walking in front of the Korean Chink girl with the smiling Jap face look a bit like Kaepernick?
Sean 20
Cannoli 21
robc 21
The Hyperbole 22
Grosspatzer 22
Grummun 22
SDF-7 22
rhywun 22
pistoffnick 22
TARDis 23
l0b0t 24
one true athena 24
kinnath 25
Tundra 25
trshmnstr the terrible 25
Ted S. 25
Chump
MikeS 25
I hate to step on CPRM’s toes (Great cartoon BTW) but Quordle must. Lotsa 18’s and a sub Tundra Line average, nice job. Maybe I screwed up but today’s and yesterday’s Quordlemetric ratings are exactly the same and we had a 12+ point swing so maybe the Quordlemetrics are as useless as the Scrabble score as a difficulty measurement.
In Tourney news Cannoli bests l0b0t for the T4 win and tomorrow will face Grosspatzer for the coveted belt, will ‘patzer be the first champion to successfully defend his title or will we have our first woman champ, a historic day either way
GQ&GL
MikeS
on June 15, 2022 at 8:29 pm
Champ to Chump in two days. My how the mighty have fallen.
rhywun
on June 15, 2022 at 8:32 pm
I must be missing something. How are you a chump with the same score as several non-chumps?
MikeS
on June 15, 2022 at 8:38 pm
Because Hyperbole has a deep-seated desire to be me. But he knows he never can be. So, he takes every possible opportunity to demean and slight me. It’s his pathetic attempt to drag me down to his level. It’s really very sad.
rhywun
on June 15, 2022 at 8:31 pm
I walk the line. Can I defend my no-chump streak of 1??
hayeksplosives
on June 15, 2022 at 9:18 pm
Excellent work, CPRM. Well worth the second viewing.
I enjoyed the Chink Korean. Although I feel bad for laughing so hard.
Well done, CPRM!
CPRM
on June 15, 2022 at 11:18 pm
It’s a joke that goes all the way back to episode 1. A legacy, if you will.
Tundra
on June 15, 2022 at 11:33 pm
Hah!
Thanks, that’s a wonderful trip back in time. I sure wish Two Scoops would have won. So much funnier than SlowJoe.
straffinrun
on June 15, 2022 at 11:20 pm
Always wondered if Chick Corea was a typo. Cartoon is nice and meta, CPRM.
Lackadaisical
on June 16, 2022 at 5:14 am
Would.
I have a thing.
Brochettaward
on June 15, 2022 at 11:14 pm
I can hear my fans chanting my name everywhere I go. They say, “Bro! Bro! Bro!” And look out at them like a father looking at his children.
Really, you are all the seeds of my loin. And from my man womb shall come both your salvation and your reckoning. The First That Will change Everything gestates. It’s power growing ever more incalculable.
Nah, several of us have had first kids before. Stop being so boring.
hayeksplosives
on June 15, 2022 at 11:15 pm
My workplace (the North Las Vegas location) reinstated the Covid mask requirement. Apparently with school out and people taking summer vacations, our case count was going up again. We work with nukes, high voltage, and high explosives, but these knuckleheads are worried about the commie coof.
Sigh. I really hoped we were almost back to normal.
Brochettaward
on June 15, 2022 at 11:20 pm
I have to go the VA tomorrow. I don’t know if those cunts are still requiring masks or not.
Straining my eyes for a half hour because I didn’t feel like getting up to grab my reading glasses in the other room. Finally did, they’re not there, and realized they’d been right next to me the whole time. Eff me.
I’ll give them a pass, who couldn’t even think why the two issues might be different. Most people are just drones. I’m surprised they haven’t disseminated taking points though.
I’m a pro lifer who could explain why the two issues differ, but if you walked up to me and asked out of the blue I might be flustered and not have an answer.
I would probably appreciate this cartoon even more if I had one o’ them newfangled streaming services, but I resisted the siren song of Prime even with the temptation of Good Omens. Yet even I know that Amazon does NOT love Donald. I do love the repeated requests to the unseen prod-ass to “put the next one up. Do we have the next one?” Nice touch! 😁
Another scorcher in the forecast for SW OH – and we COULD get both raging heat AND storms! 😃 It’s already 78 degrees ‘Murcan outside before 7 a.m. Stay hydrated, folks!
rhywun
on June 16, 2022 at 5:58 am
You always have tomorrow’s weather today. Soaring to 73 here before the baking tomorrow.
Grosspatzer
on June 16, 2022 at 6:16 am
Mornin’. Pouring rain, thunder, and lightning here. Headed your way I think.
Tulip
on June 16, 2022 at 6:00 am
Same here. Already hot and muggy
Fourscore
on June 16, 2022 at 6:07 am
Morning all,
We’re generally a year behind the coasts in every other fad but we had your today’s weather on Tuesday. I think we’re years ahead on mosquitoes/black flies his year though.
Tough to go outside, and every time the door opens a few critters come in. They never seem to want to back outside
Tres Cool
on June 16, 2022 at 6:37 am
I know. Whenever I open the back door to let doge(s) out, it seems there’s a mob of flies hanging around just waiting on an opportunity.
Rumpke said that due to “extreme heat” they’re picking up trash earlier. I feel for it and got my bins out around 0330h. So far no pickup.
/yes Im that old guy that worries about trash schedules
The holiday was founded in 2006 by the American Public Transportation Association to encourage commuters nationwide to “dump the pump” — the gas pump — by leaving their cars at home and using public buses and railways instead.
June 16 is the best day of the year, there is an observance for everyone!
Other holidays and observances for June 16, 2022, include Bloomsday, Corpus Christi, Fresh Veggies Day, International Day of Family Remittances, International Day of the African Child, Ladies Day (Basketball), National Career Nursing Assistants Day, National Fudge Day, No Orange Clothes Day, Recess at Work Day, Wish Fulfillment Day, World Sea Turtle Day and World Tapas Day.
OMB hardest hit.
Grumbletarian
on June 16, 2022 at 6:38 am
Nothing sounds more fun than piling into a bus with forty sweaty strangers in the middle of June.
Grosspatzer
on June 16, 2022 at 6:40 am
Our lovely subway system would like a word.
Grumbletarian
on June 16, 2022 at 6:41 am
Is the word ‘rank’?
Grosspatzer
on June 16, 2022 at 6:42 am
Probably. I’ll file that away for future reference.
Tres Cool
on June 16, 2022 at 6:54 am
What you did there was noted in an ocular capacity.
“Secure NSA Servers”
Heh.
Subscriber on the YT, saw it days ago, beautifully done.
#metoo, but I never got notified. The bastards.
It’s important that YT actively suppreses right wing propaganda. Especially the type that takes the piss out of right wing propagandist.
I never seen The Boys, but that was still funny.
*applause*
I luld. Thanks for this, CPRM.
LOL
Hunter is a real piece of work, isn’t he? Convenient for Joe that the media just ignores Hunter’s scandals. They’d have done the same if it was Trump’s son, I’m sure.
No trigger discipline either.
It reads like a GOP spoof of what a comically stupid Democrat scion might do. Except it’s, apparently, real!
I remember when “they” went after Ivanka for a few days because she flashed some people when she was 16 or something. But Hunter gets kid gloves.
Pics?
16. You really should stay away from those pics.
There are plenty of pictures of her as an adult out there. She comes up often on r/Politically_NSFW.
And here I thought I was the only one that followed that reddit.
I have no idea what “The Boys” are, but funny stuff, regardless.
In the BLM BLTs screen shot, is it just me or does the dude walking in front of the Korean Chink girl with the smiling Jap face look a bit like Kaepernick?
so problematic I can’t even
I know, right?!
?
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DAILY QUORDLE ROUNDUP™©®
(The ‘Where is everyone’ Edition)
#142
Champ
grrizzly 18
whiz 18
db 18
Tulip 18
Grumbletarian 18
Sean 20
Cannoli 21
robc 21
The Hyperbole 22
Grosspatzer 22
Grummun 22
SDF-7 22
rhywun 22
pistoffnick 22
TARDis 23
l0b0t 24
one true athena 24
kinnath 25
Tundra 25
trshmnstr the terrible 25
Ted S. 25
Chump
MikeS 25
I hate to step on CPRM’s toes (Great cartoon BTW) but Quordle must. Lotsa 18’s and a sub Tundra Line average, nice job. Maybe I screwed up but today’s and yesterday’s Quordlemetric ratings are exactly the same and we had a 12+ point swing so maybe the Quordlemetrics are as useless as the Scrabble score as a difficulty measurement.
In Tourney news Cannoli bests l0b0t for the T4 win and tomorrow will face Grosspatzer for the coveted belt, will ‘patzer be the first champion to successfully defend his title or will we have our first woman champ, a historic day either way
GQ&GL
Champ to Chump in two days. My how the mighty have fallen.
I must be missing something. How are you a chump with the same score as several non-chumps?
Because Hyperbole has a deep-seated desire to be me. But he knows he never can be. So, he takes every possible opportunity to demean and slight me. It’s his pathetic attempt to drag me down to his level. It’s really very sad.
I walk the line. Can I defend my no-chump streak of 1??
Excellent work, CPRM. Well worth the second viewing.
The girl with the Nazi ray eyes, heh…
Makes me wonder who the hell is Nazi Ray.
Don’t know, but ‘Nazi Ray’ is a great handle.
https://youtu.be/Z6ZEB0KiH9k
Maybe it’s working?
I guess the zoomy is over, told me to wait for the host to start the meeting. Had to wait for the page to work again to get at the link.
Rare they go this late for zooms. Great work on the cartoon!
Yeah usually ending when I get on after work, but the extra wait for the site to come up they must have all passed out.
Was gonna spend my lunch hour with you fine people. Just rubbed one out in the janitor’s closet instead.
Avatar pic checks out.
It was a better use of your time.
I will see you in AMHERST on the 2nd instead …
That is the one we were planning for. You don’t seem to good at making plans drunk.
Same as before…you, others, me. I provide beer, food and laugh at the world.
You might go Woke, cuz you are for sure going Broke!
Sez you! *packs wallet with $*
I enjoyed the Chink Korean. Although I feel bad for laughing so hard.
Well done, CPRM!
It’s a joke that goes all the way back to episode 1. A legacy, if you will.
Hah!
Thanks, that’s a wonderful trip back in time. I sure wish Two Scoops would have won. So much funnier than SlowJoe.
Always wondered if Chick Corea was a typo. Cartoon is nice and meta, CPRM.
Would.
I have a thing.
I can hear my fans chanting my name everywhere I go. They say, “Bro! Bro! Bro!” And look out at them like a father looking at his children.
Really, you are all the seeds of my loin. And from my man womb shall come both your salvation and your reckoning. The First That Will change Everything gestates. It’s power growing ever more incalculable.
Nah, several of us have had first kids before. Stop being so boring.
My workplace (the North Las Vegas location) reinstated the Covid mask requirement. Apparently with school out and people taking summer vacations, our case count was going up again. We work with nukes, high voltage, and high explosives, but these knuckleheads are worried about the commie coof.
Sigh. I really hoped we were almost back to normal.
I have to go the VA tomorrow. I don’t know if those cunts are still requiring masks or not.
We don’t care
Don’t you work with scientists? Do they really believe masks help?
Yes, none of the scientists think they work (except for the Chinese guy, but he’s probably a spy anyway so a mask suits him.
Must people are wearing them pretty casually, and only the Chinese dude reverted back to N95.
I might have to “work from home” until this nonsense is over.
That sucks.
Hmmm. They reset my avatar. Alright.
THINGS are happening.
The only thing anyone cares about is the First Archive, Mojeaux. People have been clamoring for it for years.
Aktuchally, none of of us care.
If that were true there would be a Ron Paul Gif.
Be afraid.
I kind of like my Everything Sux avatar. Seems appropriate.
❤️
https://mobile.twitter.com/Rothmus/status/1536986169422094337?cxt=HHwWgoC90eOxvNQqAAAA
Correct.
Do you think that the Stasi are 80 percent of the population?
Depends on the benefits.
Straining my eyes for a half hour because I didn’t feel like getting up to grab my reading glasses in the other room. Finally did, they’re not there, and realized they’d been right next to me the whole time. Eff me.
Getting old is fun, isn’t it?
Sorry, can you speak up?
At least you didn’t realize you already wearing them.
I refuse to answer that question.
Mattell introduces new Pregnant Ken doll.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sglMO4-paHE
**Not available in Texas, Florida, or Saudi Arabia
Or any home with a loving parent.
Maybe that’s the surprise in the edgy new Barbie movie – Ryan Gosling is pregnant.
I just watched the episode. Great work CPRM.
Morning Glibs.
Shit still broken?
Seems like it. 🙁
Great episode!
https://www.nj.com/business/2022/06/ford-roll-away-recall-millions-of-vehicles-recalled-due-to-dangerous-risk.html
https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2022/06/15/philadelphia-man-accused-of-selling-thc-edibles-to-children-in-montgomery-county/
Thicc edibles?
Libertarian moment.
I’d like to get the Hat’s opinion on the opening scene of S3E1.
*shudder*
We still haven’t watched season 2.
The whole thing tends to be a little bit too much on the nose, but so well done.
Does not compute, does not compute, beep, boop…..
https://mobile.twitter.com/Yolo304741/status/1536589006565146624
Heh
I’ll give them a pass, who couldn’t even think why the two issues might be different. Most people are just drones. I’m surprised they haven’t disseminated taking points though.
I’m a pro lifer who could explain why the two issues differ, but if you walked up to me and asked out of the blue I might be flustered and not have an answer.
Time for the gym. Running a bit late for it.
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Watched it. That was awesome!
Interesting infographic on contributors to the cost of gas:
https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/what-drives-gasoline-prices
54% crude oil, Joe and company better do a helluva job fellating the Saudis.
Ugh… I want to go back to bed.
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suh’ fam
whats goody
Good morning, homey, l0, Stinky, Tulip, DEG, Lack, Scruffy, & Sean!
I would probably appreciate this cartoon even more if I had one o’ them newfangled streaming services, but I resisted the siren song of Prime even with the temptation of Good Omens. Yet even I know that Amazon does NOT love Donald. I do love the repeated requests to the unseen prod-ass to “put the next one up. Do we have the next one?” Nice touch! 😁
Another scorcher in the forecast for SW OH – and we COULD get both raging heat AND storms! 😃 It’s already 78 degrees ‘Murcan outside before 7 a.m. Stay hydrated, folks!
You always have tomorrow’s weather today. Soaring to 73 here before the baking tomorrow.
Mornin’. Pouring rain, thunder, and lightning here. Headed your way I think.
Same here. Already hot and muggy
Morning all,
We’re generally a year behind the coasts in every other fad but we had your today’s weather on Tuesday. I think we’re years ahead on mosquitoes/black flies his year though.
Tough to go outside, and every time the door opens a few critters come in. They never seem to want to back outside
I know. Whenever I open the back door to let doge(s) out, it seems there’s a mob of flies hanging around just waiting on an opportunity.
Rumpke said that due to “extreme heat” they’re picking up trash earlier. I feel for it and got my bins out around 0330h. So far no pickup.
/yes Im that old guy that worries about trash schedules
Obligatory tune du jour
Very nice! Love the low growl of the bari.
You forgot the humidity.
Mornin’, reprobates.
Nice one, CPRM. And thanks for.the tip on that.cool VPN!
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Guessed three words fairly early. Knew three of five letters and positions for the lower left, and burned two guesses trying combinations.
Lower left is asshoe.
No need for a special day. Skyrocketing fuel prices will do the trick.
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/06/16/National-Dump-the-Pump-Day/7811655328151/
The holiday was founded in 2006 by the American Public Transportation Association to encourage commuters nationwide to “dump the pump” — the gas pump — by leaving their cars at home and using public buses and railways instead.
June 16 is the best day of the year, there is an observance for everyone!
Other holidays and observances for June 16, 2022, include Bloomsday, Corpus Christi, Fresh Veggies Day, International Day of Family Remittances, International Day of the African Child, Ladies Day (Basketball), National Career Nursing Assistants Day, National Fudge Day, No Orange Clothes Day, Recess at Work Day, Wish Fulfillment Day, World Sea Turtle Day and World Tapas Day.
OMB hardest hit.
Nothing sounds more fun than piling into a bus with forty sweaty strangers in the middle of June.
Our lovely subway system would like a word.
Is the word ‘rank’?
Probably. I’ll file that away for future reference.
What you did there was noted in an ocular capacity.
Sea Turtles?
+ sssk sssk andioop