Thursday Afternoon Links

by | Jun 2, 2022 | Daily Links | 259 comments

BIG SHOUT-OUT to Winston’s Mom who did links for me last week when I had The Funk.

 

 

GET BACK TO WORK, SLACKERS: Elon Musk orders Tesla employees back to the office. tells employees who don’t like it to “pretend to work somewhere else.” I have mixed feelings about this. It’s his company, his rules. The production line workers who create the products never had a work-from-home option. So much office time is wasted by idiot co-workers. Yet, there is something to be said about team building that you just can’t do over a zoom. MEANWHILE, lazy state employees in Virginia, and their Democrat legislative patrons, whine about having to return to work. Maryland and DC employees have been back in the office since Summer of 2021.

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL SEX WORKERS DAY (FOR REALS, YO): In a delicious twist of irony, Michael Avenatti was today sentenced to four years in prison for stealing money from sex worker Stormy Daniels.

REMEMBER WHEN THE “GUN CONTROL” LOBBY USED TO TELL US THEY WEREN’T COMING FOR OUR GUNS? Well, they are, indeed, coming for our guns.

VIGORIDE SPACE TUG PROBLEMS: No, a Vigoride (love the name) space tug is not a sex toy, it’s an actual spacecraft.

 

Not Taylor Lorenz.

 

NEWS YOU CAN USE: Possums (Didelphis virginiana) are not the great eaters of ticks they were once thought to be, proving yet again that the science is not always “settled.” Your linkster has been guilty of promulgating this pro-possum propaganda. Mea culpa.

TAYLOR LORENZ TWEETS: “Hundreds” of domestic violence survivors have already retracted victim statements & pulled out from court cases as a result of watching the trial. She knows this how, exactly? Did everyone’s lawyer call her? Always be suspicious when a journo (or anyone else) uses vague words like “hundreds” instead of actual numbers.

GIVE US YOUR HUNGRY, YOUR TIRED, YOUR POOR; WE’LL PISS ON ‘EM: The heart-wrenching, infuriating story of a Yemeni refugee family in San Francisco, that beacon of tolerance and prorgressivism. Note that the mayor tried to exclude press from the “public” meeting about this. Headline stolen from here (bonus music link).

About The Author

Tonio

Tonio

Tonio is a Glibs shitposter, linkstar (Thursday PM, yo), author, and editor. He is also a GlibZoom personality and prankster. Tonio is a big fan of pic-a-nic baskets. His hobbies include salmon fishing, territorial displays, dumpster diving, and posing for wildlife photographers.

259 Comments

  1. pedantic

    first FIRST?!

    • juris imprudent

      I want this comment to get the attention it deserves by replying to the first first (which must leave the Bro chafed, but not that chafed).

      Kudos for Tonio for tying together possums, hideous little critters, with ticks, hideous little bugs, and Taylor Lorenz, hideous excuse of a human.

  2. pedantic

    first FIRST?!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Looks like second FIRST to me.

  3. pedantic

    first FIRST?!

    • pedantic

      in other news…opportunistic lurker is not used to battling squirrels

      • Mojeaux

        Hi. Are you a legit Tulpa or do you just not comment very often?

      • Tres Cool

        You left out “fuck off”

        /gives Hi Sign

      • Mojeaux

        *high five*

        I don’t really like the “Fuck off, Tulpa” thing. I try to be nice until I’m pushed to release my beloved Inner Bitch.

      • pedantic

        nah I’ve had the Tulpa welcome before, I’ve actually been lurkin’ here and there since the H&R days, rarely do I get on here before it’s dead threads tho

      • Mojeaux

        since the H&R days

        Okay, that’s why your moniker is vaguely familiar.

        Welcome! Comment!

      • MikeS

        I thought the name sounded vaguely familiar. Well, I don’t apologize for my welcome below.

      • Tonio

        Never apologize, MikeS. Damn kid shit all over my links comments. Don’t worry, we’ll break them at the night of the seven fires.

      • pedantic

        fuck yo’ relevant comments, Tonio. OT for life!

      • rhywun

        I don’t really like the “Fuck off, Tulpa” thing.

        Me neither. It’s played.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      Don’t hog the podium, man.

    • kbolino

      Well, they are, indeed, coming for our guns.

      I appreciate them being more honest about this, but I have a feeling they’re still going to play Celebration Parallax (“nobody is coming for your guns, and it’s a good thing they’re coming for your guns”) and Motte-and-Bailey (“how can you be against common sense rules? of course, common sense means no guns”) whenever convenient.

      • kbolino

        not meant as a reply

    • MikeS

      Three times a charm, Tulpa. Now comment more often and also fuck off!

  4. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Rep. Mondaire Jones said Thursday Democrats will abolish the Senate filibuster and pack the Supreme Court in order to pass more restrictions on guns, as the House prepares to advance a package of gun bills next week.

    It’s such a winner of an issue for them. Go for it. Let’s make the November rout absolutely stunning.

    • juris imprudent

      I think it is so charming when a member of the House tells us all what the Senate is going to do.

      • Tonio

        He’s a freshman congressman, and obviously bloviating for the cameras. But there is a sea-change in their rhetoric. Not that anyone ever really believed them when they said they weren’t coming for peoples guns, but still…

      • Rebel Scum

        I just took it to mean “we” as in “the Democrats”.

      • juris imprudent

        Oh right, the Democrats with their 48 seat majority in the Senate.

      • Rebel Scum

        They figure the midterms will be sufficiently fortified. Maybe.

      • Shpip

        Herschel Walker’s going to bust through that fortification like it was Bill Bates.

    • Compelled Speechless

      In order to save democracy, we must squash the opportunity for debate from the 49% minority, politicize an independent branch of the government meant to check us by explicitly filling it with partisan actors for our side and completely disregard the will of the overwhelming majority of the electorate that isn’t buying what we’re selling. Fascism averted.

  5. Nephilium

    I think I prefer hundreds to the overly specific “423 statements have been retracted” style.

    • Tonio

      I agree it flows better from a writing standpoint, but this is (supposedly) factual reporting and not literature. “Hundreds” encompasses 200-999, which is a broad range.

      The greater point is that AFAIK she’s just pulling numbers out of my head. I didn’t read her entire tweet thread.

    • Plisade

      It took me way too long to figure out the G-Rated interpretation of that.

      • Plisade

        Hey, my old avatar came back!

      • Zwak, who counted all his blessings, and counted only one.

        Hmm… I wonder were you found a high school picture of me?

      • Lackadaisical

        …and blued comments. Much goodness has occurred.

    • rhywun

      “Oh, my!”

  6. Tundra

    Man, I don’t need to go past the first link.

    Pure, funky joy!

    Thanks, Tonio!

    • kinnath

      I miss funk

      • Nephilium

        Well, get down with Funky Pete.

      • Tundra

        I miss a lot of that positivity. Sly, Dazz, EW&F, Rick James (bitch!), Ohio Players, even Prince.

        Amazing musicians and just an absolute party.

      • Tundra

        God, that’s still funny as hell!

        “You’re black, you can play bass.”

  7. Zwak, who counted all his blessings, and counted only one.

    International Sex Worker Day, should be subtitled “for real, Ho!”

    • Plisade

      Sex Trafficking Day provides a better acronym.

      • Tonio

        [Clap]

  8. Sean

    Well, they are, indeed, coming for our guns.

    And our PPE (armor).

    • Rebel Scum

      Interesting how something that is strictly defensive can be so maligned by the left.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        And certain Republicans…

      • Count Potato

        And John?

    • MikeS

      Why do you want it to be harder for cops to kill people?

  9. DEG

    Elon Musk orders Tesla employees back to the office. tells employees who don’t like it to “pretend to work somewhere else.”

    If my company told me to stop working from home and come into the office, I’d look for new work. I’m not going to pay Massachusetts income tax.

    REMEMBER WHEN THE “GUN CONTROL” LOBBY USED TO TELL US THEY WEREN’T COMING FOR OUR GUNS?

    Gun grabbers lie. From the article:

    Rep. Mondaire Jones said Thursday Democrats will abolish the Senate filibuster and pack the Supreme Court in order to pass more restrictions on guns, as the House prepares to advance a package of gun bills next week.

    He can go fuck himself.

    But there is one big change: Sumaya is expecting her fifth baby — a boy — in September. He’s one more reason to find a bigger apartment. One more reason to strive for a better life. One more reason to dream.

    I made it to the end of the article on the Yemenis in San Francisco. I hope they get out of that shitty situation they are in.

    The Oaks, PA gun show is coming up. Anyone interested in a meet-up on the 11th?

    • rhywun

      If my company told me to stop working from home and come into the office, I’d look for new work.

      #metoo

      I was hired as a remote, I see no reason to go in.

      Alternately, they can pay me for the three hours of lost time + increased cost of lunches + the cost of 4 daily train trips.

      Their call.

      • robc

        I am going to spend a week in the office in October. But other than that, yeah, not going in. I moved to FtC on the basis of never having to go to an office again.

      • The Last American Hero

        A good old fashioned recession will fix that attitude.

    • Lackadaisical

      “The Salehs had one wish: to escape their $2,050-a-month studio for a bigger apartment in a safer neighborhood. More broadly, they sought the American dream in a city that proclaims itself a refuge.”

      I dunno man, is anyone forcing them to live there? you could get a nice house, even now, somewhere nice for that rate. No sympathy if they don’t take the obvious action of leaving commiefornia.

      “She hasn’t been the same since, her family said. She spends long hours playing games on her phone or watching YouTube videos. She’s listless. She cries more. She’s still fearful, ”

      Didn’t know you could become American by gettin’ punched. Just sounds like a normal kid now.

      “saying she’s seen the suspect several times since the attack despite a protective order to stay away.”

      If true- fuck the police (or more likely, prosecutors and Judges).

      • Nephilium

        There are three bedroom apartments for rent in my neighborhood that are less then $2,000/month.

      • Lackadaisical

        Yeah, but can you get punched in the head by a crackhead in your neighborhood?

        It is all about quality of life man.

      • Nephilium

        Well, maybe? But I think you’d have to go to the worse neighborhoods for that.

      • Tonio

        That this story was published by the SF Chronicle foretells that prosecutor Chesa Boudin is going to get recalled in the forthcoming election.

    • MikeS

      I negotiated myself into a hybrid schedule largely thanks to COVID opening management’s eyes that remote work can work. Especially for my position. It’ll take a substantial raise for me to give it up.

    • Lackadaisical

      “I made it to the end of the article on the Yemenis in San Francisco. I hope they get out of that shitty situation they are in.”

      I get it now… /slow

    • Animal

      I damn near bought a reasonably nice Colt Lightning at one of those shows back in 2019, when I was working in (ugh) New Jersey. The seller and I were about a hundred bucks apart on the price, and neither of us was going to budge, so I let it go.

      He did have one of the roughly 10% of the tables in that huge show that wasn’t all Tacticool.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Convenience of the employer theory is bullshit.

  10. Certified Public Asshat

    Another supposed vaccine benefit falls: Vaccines may not prevent many symptoms of long covid, study suggests

    A large U.S. study looking at whether vaccination protects against long covid showed the shots have only a slight protective effect: Being vaccinated appeared to reduce the risk of lung and blood clot disorders, but did little to protect against most other symptoms.

    The new paper, published Wednesday in Nature Medicine, is part of a series of studies by the Department of Veterans Affairs on the impact of the coronavirus, and was based on 33,940 people who experienced breakthrough infections after vaccination.

    The data confirms the large body of research that shows vaccination greatly reduces the risk of death or serious illness. But there was more ambiguity regarding long covid.

    Seems like either long covid is not serious, or preventing serious illness is also questionable.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      BUT GET YOUR BOOSTER

    • Rebel Scum

      “I just tested positive…I am grateful for the protection my vaccines continue to provide.”

      • Sensei

        Interesting.

    • Lackadaisical

      “But there was more ambiguity regarding long covid.”

      I take this to mean the ‘vaccines’ actually exacerbate ‘long covid’. I know that isn’t what the study showed, but listening to the author, he isn’t exactly unbiased.

      “This was disappointing,” said Ziyad Al-Aly, lead author and chief of research and development service at VA Saint Louis Health Care System. “I was hoping to see that vaccines offer more protection, especially given that vaccines are our only line of defense nowadays.”

      Yup, absolutely no other interventions (allowed).

  11. Rebel Scum

    Eight Democratic Virginia lawmakers are calling on Gov. Glenn Youngkin to reverse a new telework policy requiring all state employees to work in-person full-time by July 5 unless they are granted an exception.

    It’s harder for them to pretend to work at the office, but they will still do it.

    A top-down and universally-applied telework policy does not address the varying differences that exist among position requirements and agency needs,” the lawmakers wrote.

    Isn’t it ironic?

    • juris imprudent

      Speaking of ironic, when would you expect the Bee to be upstaged…

      At publishing time, Disney announced more inclusive casting changes, and that the roles of Johnny Depp and Amber Heard would be played by disabled minorities from the LGBTQ+ community.

      by the Federalist?

      Amber Heard might have lost the lengthy defamation battle, but The Washington Post is the one with a habit of crapping the bed.

  12. DEG

    Too local news: NH State Rep. Manny Espitia won’t run for reelection

    State Rep. Manny Espitia (D-Nashua), an outspoken progressive caught in the center of the recent State House drama in the Democratic caucus, has announced he is not seeking reelection.

    “It breaks my heart to not be seeking another term, but I have some commitments that would make it very difficult to spend another two years in the State House,” Espitia wrote on social media.

    Espitia made headlines earlier this year when he released a statement suggesting that Black men face heightened danger in the presence of police officers. Soon after, Democratic leadership appointed him to the Criminal Justice committee.

    Espitia will remain president of the New Hampshire Young Democrats and said he is working to win back the House majority from the GOP. He said his decision for the coming election is not the end of his political career.

  13. Animal

    Possums (Didelphis virginiana) are not the great eaters of ticks they were once thought to be…

    While remaining rather tasty when properly stewed with onions, carrots and potatoes.

    • Compelled Speechless

      I’m just going to have to take your word on that one.

    • Tonio

      I have a mid-century “Joy of Cooking” that still has a decent section on game, including trapping the possum and feeding him cornmeal and water to clean him out before cooking. That book is falling apart but is part of my survival library.

      • Count Potato

        Wouldn’t you gut it anyway?

      • Lackadaisical

        Chitlins bro.

      • Nephilium

        I have only heard horror stories about chitlins. Even those who liked them would admit they were an acquired taste.

      • Tonio

        They are slave/poverty food. Much like haggis.

      • Animal

        Soaking in salt water for 24 hours prior to cooking does the trick, too.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      Their teeth are so sharp I’d be worried about rabies or something.

      Oh, great eaters of Ticks, you said.

  14. Rebel Scum

    “If the filibuster obstructs us, we will abolish it. If the Supreme Court objects, we will expand it. And we will not rest until we have taken weapons of war out of circulation and our communities each and every day.”

    Something something democratic/constitutional norms. And fuck you, you tyrannical cunte.

    • Sean

      It’s gonna cost the Dems more non-white votes. They haven’t seen the demographics changing at gun shows.

      • Compelled Speechless

        I love the things going around on Twatter right now essentially saying “give minorities guns and see how fast Republicans want to ban them”. They really just see everyone outside their bubble as strawmen. Arm away we say.

      • Rebel Scum

        You can say that again.

      • Fatty Bolger

        What’s stopping minorities from having guns now? ?

        You know, I’ve know a few people who conceal carried without a license, and they were all black women with a gun in their purse.

      • Rebel Scum

        Well, you see, the darkies People of Color don’t know how to get ID. – The Left

      • Compelled Speechless

        I love the things going around on Twatter right now essentially saying “give minorities guns and see how fast Republicans want to ban them”. They really just see everyone outside their bubble as strawmen. Arm away we say.

      • kbolino

        “Oh no, more law-abiding citizens with guns! Whatever will we do?!”

      • EvilSheldon

        Progressives generally believe that everyone else is as amoral and unprincipled as they are.

  15. Rebel Scum

    proving yet again that the science is not always “settled.”

    But we had a consensus!

  16. Drake

    I’ve heard that chickens are the way to eliminate ticks and ants from a yard. I may give it a try at the next place.

    • juris imprudent

      I’ve heard the same about Muscovy ducks.

      • MikeS

        Guinea Fowl are high on the tick-hunter list.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        ^This. Chickens and ducks are better for spiders, slugs, and other larger bugs. I’d be surprised if they get many ticks. Guinea hens are the tick slayers. Mine formed a line and slowly walked through the grass to not miss any.

        The downside though is that guinea hens are wanderers. My flock wouldn’t stay on my property and eventually disappeared. I’m going to try again next year with some new ideas to keep them on the property. Better imprinting on their roosting area. And I have more fences now that might help. If nothing else, I’ll be raising our fences to 8′ in a couple years for emus. That’ll hopefully keep the guineas in.

      • MikeS

        I’ve been considering getting some, but haven’t because of that wandering thing. I don’t think they’d stick around long on my 10 acres and fencing isn’t really an option at this point.

      • Zwak, who counted all his blessings, and counted only one.

        So, are you saying that your guinea fowl are going a little too farthing?

      • Drake

        Somebody told me that ducks will get rid of snails.

      • Not Adahn

        Guinea fowl have their proponents.

  17. kbolino

    RE: telework

    I understand where Elon’s coming from. When my last workplace went primarily to telework, we started seeing lots of people who didn’t want to come in even when problems occurred. While the office itself was already somewhat disconnected (nothing actually happens there, you’d just remote in to other places to get real things done), work from home added another layer of indirection and seems to have attracted a unique set of problematic employees. Among the big issues were people who decided to move or travel while still working. While yes, you can work virtually from anywhere with an Internet connection, you can’t clean up the messes you cause, or even really help fix the messes other people or exogenous circumstances caused. I think a differential pay scale could have helped (e.g., 125% for office work, 100% for in-area telework, 75% for remote telework), but I’m sure people would lie about where they were. Another issue was people who would shirk coming into the office, saying “I’m on telework” as though that exempted them, but who would then bitch and moan come scheduling time about every in-office day you assigned to them.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      I think a differential pay scale could have helped (e.g., 125% for office work, 100% for in-area telework, 75% for remote telework)

      In my department, that would be ass backwards to the productivity differential and half the team would be gone within a month.

      The fact that many execs can’t grasp is that there is no single solution. Some roles are more conducive to remote work than others. Some people handle the freedom of remote work better than others. A single, universal rule is the wrong approach.

      • kbolino

        Yeah, in our case, part of the problem was that the real systems which were the ultimate target of all our work were inaccessible from home. Productivity working from home, which corresponded roughly to milestones “delivered”, was inversely correlated with problems caused on site. There were multiple causes for this, parts of which were a hiring binge and too many promises (violating the golden rule of “under-promise and over-deliver”), leading to a reduction in quality of work, another part of which was an inability to truly replicate the internal system externally, thus leading to many problems not being discovered until after the telework part was considered “done” and thus people had moved on to other tasks, etc. All of these needed addressing but weren’t tackled meaningfully, so everything I said above is downstream from that.

        I agree with your second paragraph, but corporate culture is anathema to individualized work roles and solutions. Everybody has to be replaceable and interchangeable even though we’re not just screwing caps on toothpaste tubes and thus bring unique skills, experience, and interests to the situation. At least part of this is legal, driven by risk-averse “policymakers” who only respond to destructive incentives.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Yeah, it’s hard to justify full telework for that role.

        For my role, I need a VoIP line, MS Office, conference call software, and access to various SaaS systems. Productivity, for me, is about shutting the outside world out and focusing on a task for minutes or hours at a time. The office is very bad at providing such conditions.

        Tangentially, as I’ve been talking about for months (or longer), I’ve been looking for a job. So far, I’ve gotten 3-4 rounds deep with a couple of e-commerce/retail companies that ended up going with somebody else. Today I interviewed with a business analytics startup. Fully remote, didn’t balk at my salary requirements, didn’t balk at my need for religious accommodation instead of vax proof, and the role would be standing up a whole new department. I don’t want to get my hopes up too much, but this one checks almost all of my boxes (*glares at vax requirement*).

      • DEG

        Best wishes!

      • Lackadaisical

        “A single, universal rule is the wrong approach.”

        Cray-cray.

      • juris imprudent

        A single, universal rule is the wrong approach.

        Bureaucrats cry out in one voice: INCONCEIVABLE!

  18. Rebel Scum

    “Hundreds” of domestic violence survivors have already retracted victim statements & pulled out from court cases as a result of watching the trial

    Maybe you should try to have evidence to support your accusations.

    • Count Potato

      LOLOL

    • Zwak, who counted all his blessings, and counted only one.

      This is the WAPO! We don’t need evidence, not when we have sinuendo and slander!

  19. Shpip

    “Hundreds” of domestic violence survivors have already retracted victim statements & pulled out from court cases as a result of watching the trial.

    Hundreds of women in divorce proceedings just learned that you can’t always use unsubstantiated claims of abuse as a cudgel, and have withdrawn their allegations? Okay by me, but the timing seems suspicious.

  20. DEG

    More too local news: QAnon postcards mystery in New England

    In the last week of March and the first week of April, residents in and around Boston and across New Hampshire received a strange postcard in the mail.

    The postcard featured a grid of images of famous figures, including Taylor Swift, Donald Trump, Mark Zuckerberg, Barack Obama, Mel Gibson, Dave Chappelle, and Elon Musk.

    At the center of the grid was the phrase “The True Story of QAnon” alongside a QR code that linked to a website containing an unhinged conspiratorial diatribe filled with references to hundreds of Hollywood celebrities, lawmakers, and figures from Silicon Valley.

    • Compelled Speechless

      They say they don’t know where they’re coming from, but that’s got to be complete bullshit. I used to work in bulk mail. There’s a giant paper trail for everything that gets turned into the post office. They track the permit number, but you have to verify a number of things before the post office will assign that to you. If I recall, they won’t assign it to an individual, it has to be a business with a valid mailing address. Someone had to turn the mailing in in-person verify the counts, which means multiple postal employees had to have seen this person. They also had to deposit the money into the permit to pay for the postage, so you could easily trace the check. They don’t accept credit cards for these payments since they can reach into the hundreds of thousands of dollars and you have to deposit it at the post office itself – there’s no system for this online. Any journalist with half a brain could track this person down in a couple of hours.

      Every time I see something QAnon related comes up, the more I think it really is just a big psyop.

      • Fatty Bolger

        the more I think it really is just a big psyop

        That wouldn’t surprise me one bit. Even if it didn’t start out that way, it could easily have been co-opted at some point.

      • Compelled Speechless

        True. I’ve considered that. It just strikes me as such an obvious boogie man. I don’t see much organic support for this outside of a few isolated crazies. You might see pictures of one or two people holding up Q signs at a right-wing demonstration. The leftist crazies show up by the thousands with BLM logos. That organization has organic support (even if they’re being completely bamboozled by the leadership.) Just like the “white supremacist threat”, I’ve yet to see any evidence that Q people a) exist in large enough numbers to be remotely meaningful or b) have even the tiniest bit of power or influence. Like Richard Spencer, the only reason anyone at all knows about it is because the left has made it infamous so they can have an imaginary foil.

      • DEG

        I also think Q is a psyop.

        There were lots of Q folks among those pushing back against the Lil Rona Panic Measures in NH. Until I’d say around Jan 6th. Then, not so much.

  21. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Disrupting elections by participating in democratic processes.

    https://www.democraticunderground.com/1016323975

    The GOP is implementing “…a multi-pronged strategy to target and potentially overturn votes in Democratic precincts: Install trained recruits as regular poll workers and put them in direct contact with party attorneys.”

    “…the RNC will hold “workshops” and equip poll workers with a hotline and website developed by Zendesk, a software support company used by online retailers, which will allow them to live-chat with party attorneys on Election Day.”

    “But election watchdog groups and legal experts say many of these recruits are answering the RNC’s call because they falsely believe fraud was committed in the 2020 election, so installing them as the supposedly unbiased officials who oversee voting at the precinct level could create chaos in such heavily Democratic precincts.”

    “…the quick-strike networks of lawyers and DAs being created, suggesting that politically motivated poll workers could simply initiate a legal conflict at the polling place that disrupts voting and then use it as a vehicle for rejecting vote counts from that precinct.”

    “Democratic National Committee spokesperson Ammar Moussa said the DNC “trains poll watchers to help every eligible voter cast a ballot,” but neither the DNC nor the state party trains poll workers. The DNC did help recruit poll workers in 2020 due to a drop-off in older workers amid the pandemic; but he says it is not currently doing so and has never trained poll workers to contest votes.”

    This is why we’ll probably lose big this year and again in ’24: The DNC is not responding in-kind to this unprecedented Republican power grab. Dems must recruit and train poll workers and get Dem-friendly lawyers on speed-dial at every location where Repubs are staffing up. We should have a one-for-one defense set up and ready to go. Republicans are going for minority rule. They’ll be successful and we’ll be screwed.

    Yeah, that’s why you’re going to lose the mid-terms, totally…

    • kbolino

      The RNC does eventually catch up on the tactics, but without the courts and media on their side, it’s an uphill battle.

    • Rebel Scum

      Well it ain’t “democracy” unless Democrats win. It’s in the name!

      this unprecedented Republican power grab

      “Participating in the process”, “power grab”. “Tomayto”, “tomahto”.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Notice the name dropping of the company. Intimidation tactic.

    • Lackadaisical

      ‘oh noes they’re gonna expose our fraud.’

      Thats all I heard.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Rep. Mondaire Jones said Thursday Democrats will abolish the Senate filibuster and pack the Supreme Court in order to pass more restrictions on guns, as the House prepares to advance a package of gun bills next week.

    Jones, D-N.Y., made the comments at a House Judiciary Committee markup on a package called the “Protecting Our Kids Act.” The emergency committee meeting was called by Chairman Jerry Nadler, D-N.Y., in response to the mass shootings in Uvalde, Texas, and Buffalo, New York, in recent weeks.

    ——-

    “You will not stop us from advancing the Protecting Our Kids Act today,” he added. “If the filibuster obstructs us, we will abolish it. If the Supreme Court objects, we will expand it. And we will not rest until we have taken weapons of war out of circulation and our communities each and every day.”

    “Gee, I wish we had one of them Doomsday Machines.”

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Possums re giant ugly prehistoric rats. they serve no useful purpose.

    • pistoffnick

      Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t believe they exist.

      • Compelled Speechless

        ***Grabs popcorn and waits for pistoffnick to have to engage RoUS in mortal combat***

    • Drake

      Suddenly poor, psycho welfare boy had unlimited funds. (All bought with a credit card)

      I’m not going full Alex Jones and saying it was all a planned operation – I’m deeply suspicious because this is what a planned operation would look like if run by government idiots with an unreliable patsy.

      • Drake

        Bought with a debit card / not a credit card.

      • Gender Traitor

        You’re right – that’s even more suspicious. We were all wondering, “Who approved this kid for a credit card?” Now it’s “How did he have that much cash?” Or was it off Grandma’s account?

      • Count Potato

        So who put that $$$$ in his account?

      • Sean

        Dunno, but Dr. Phil is on it!

        Seriously, just saw the commercial.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Everybody start reusing their hats. If this stuff keeps up there’s going to be a tin foil shortage soon. Unless that was the plan all along……..

    • Grosspatzer

      The one that passed through here an hour ago wasn’t too shabby.

      https://imgur.com/gallery/N3AmT6c

      10 minutes more and the water would have been at my back door. The STEVE SMITH of cricks.

      • Sensei

        And yet not much here 20 miles or so away.

        Which is good because we flood here too.

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      * sigh *

  24. The Late P Brooks

    I’ve heard that chickens are the way to eliminate ticks and ants from a yard. I may give it a try at the next place.

    Pea hens allegedly keep rattlesnakes away.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    The fact that many execs can’t grasp is that there is no single solution

    Harvard Business Review hardest hit.

  26. Rebel Scum

    Looks like she really shit the bed.

    The lawyer for Amber Heard said in an exclusive interview on TODAY Thursday that she believed Johnny Depp’s legal team worked to “demonize” Heard and was able to suppress “an enormous amount of evidence” in the defamation trial won by Depp on Wednesday.

    “That’s because she was demonized here,” Elaine Charlson Bredehoft told Savannah Guthrie about the verdict. “A number of things were allowed in this court that should not have been allowed, and it caused the jury to be confused.”

    Depp was awarded $10.4 million in damages by a jury on Wednesday after three days of deliberation following a six-week trial. Bredehoft said on TODAY that Heard is “absolutely not” able to pay that much in damages to Depp.

    • Gender Traitor

      “WE’RE the ones who should be doing all the demonizing here!”

    • Fatty Bolger

      I thought that was hilarious. The lawyer says evidence was suppressed because too much evidence was allowed that proved her client was lying. Also, her client won in the UK because the judge there didn’t suppress evidence, by not allowing evidence proving that she was lying to be used in court.

      • Lackadaisical

        Sounded like a long-winded way of saying “I suck at my job.”

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Trashy- I saw your question about red flagging the 500. I don’t like it. You have a driver who methodically worked his way into position to win that race , stayed out of trouble and didn’t make any dumb mistakes (Haha, suck it, Dixon!). Why force him into a last lap “shootout” just because some “marketer” thinks it’s more exciting? It’s more exciting, all right. And if Erikson and Kanaan or Sato, or whoever was up there had gotten together in turn one on the restart and ended up in the chicken wire, it would have been REALLY exciting.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Yeah, the traditionalist part of me agrees with that. The fact that Ed’s car didn’t fire up after the red was a good example of the external variables needlessly introduced by such a stop.

      It’s the same part of me that says yellows are for safety, not to reset the bingo balls in the tumbler. It’s also the part that says they should open the rulebook up a bit to get some speed differential so navigating lapped traffic becomes a thing again. It’s also the part that cringes at the fact that leading the race has become a liability over the past decade.

      On the other hand, it’s a hell of a lot better than GWC, and it looked like they might go the GWC direction a few years back. Also, it seems like the length of yellows are still pretty extreme, so anything that happens after lap 190 ends the race. I’d rather them park the cars than spend 3 laps cleaning the crash and 6 more laps going through the pit sequence, waiting for TV to come back from commercial, and doing whatever else they do in the interim.

  28. rhywun

    The heart-wrenching, infuriating story of a Yemeni refugee family in San Francisco, that beacon of tolerance and prorgressivism.

    I think I spot the problem.

    They could get a much bigger apartment in my neighborhood for less than the ‘Loin and they would be surrounded by lots of people who both do and don’t share their language and religion. No “hate” here that I am aware of. Just sayin’.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      Yeah, the Tenderloin has always been sketchy. And by sketchy, I mean total shithole. I wonder why they would stay there. I suspect the incident was less about hate and more about crazy junky, not that they are necessarily mutually exclusive.

      • rhywun

        Agreed – that neighborhood is overrun with crazies.

  29. Count Potato

    “TAYLOR LORENZ TWEETS: “Hundreds” of domestic violence survivors have already retracted victim statements & pulled out from court cases as a result of watching the trial. She knows this how, exactly? Did everyone’s lawyer call her? Always be suspicious when a journo (or anyone else) uses vague words like “hundreds” instead of actual numbers.”

    Admitting that women lie isn’t the winning argument she thinks it is.

    • kbolino

      Admitting that women lie isn’t the winning argument she thinks it is.

      I don’t think they’ll get much mileage out of Heard’s case. While it will likely remain an accepted part of their narrative that she was innocent and Depp was guilty, they know better than to draw too much attention to cases that cause normies to notice things. For a similar reason, #StopAsianHate got a lot less attention than #BLM.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Are you talking about how #StopAsianHate got squashed because all the videos that kept coming out were a bit at odds with the messaging of #BLM?

      • kbolino

        Yes. There was an inherent contradiction between those two causes which they’d rather not keep calling attention to.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    It’s gonna cost the Dems more non-white votes. They haven’t seen the demographics changing at gun shows.

    I went to a gun show in Indianapolis, at the State Fairgrounds. People of color weren’t exactly hard to find.

    • Rebel Scum

      People of color weren’t exactly hard to find.

      They tend to stick out in a crowd of white people.

      No, it’s ok. I’ll see myself out.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      Lots of Asians were buying guns at the start of the pandemic. I don’t know if they still are, but given the the epidemic of white supremacy and Asian hate I keep hearing about in the media, probably not.

  31. Rebel Scum

    They were just trying to get some shots.

    Officials from the Uvalde Consolidated School District called the police on journalists on Wednesday after reporters at its headquarters demanded answers about the massacre that unfolded at Robb Elementary School last week.

    A short video posted to Twitter by CNN reporter Shimon Prokupecz shows four law enforcement officers, who appear to be employed by the school district and unaffiliated with Uvalde police, standing outside the district’s offices.

    One officer said, “Just so that you know, Uvalde PD is en route and once they get here, they will start issuing criminal trespasses for the property.”

    The cops have to get their MRAP and SWAT team ready first.

    • juris imprudent

      I really don’t understand Texas – who in their right fucking mind allows a school district to have it’s own police dept?

      • Count Potato

        The Department of Education has their own SWAT team.

      • Shpip

        Florida waves hello.

        The Sunshine State allowed school districts to form their own police forces in the harebrained-idea-fest that was the special session after the Parkland shooting. They’ve had seventeen takers so far, a mix of urban, suburban, and rural counties.
        Their officers are generally of two types: School Guardians in elementary and middle schools who are basically armed security, and School Resource Officers in the high schools, who are full-fledged police, complete with arrest powers. They all pinkie-swear to not hightail it when some sexually-frustrated loser with a 5.56mm rage boner decides to have a homicidal temper tantrum on campus.
        In reality, they’re to actual law enforcement what the TSA is to the federal LEO agencies, but they get really grumpy if you remind them of that.

      • l0b0t

        I Graduated from a FL high school in 1989. We got our very first School Resource Officer in 1987 or ’88. He was Charlotte County Sheriff’s deputy who was cooling his heels awaiting retirement after a 2 decade career as a motorcycle cop had ruined his back. He was a nice enough fellow, but he was fully bought in to the whole late 1980s Satanic Panic thing and would lecture us in the lunchroom if he spied a King Diamond t-shirt. Also, there were plenty of pick-up trucks in student parking with gun racks holding shotguns (for those 18+) or air rifles (for the younger set.) Man, what a simpler time.

  32. Tundra

    “Should schools remain open this fall?”

    “Oh, hey! Look at the time! Gotta go!”

    This is amazing.

    • Count Potato

      LOLWTF

      Also, you should probably remove the tracking shit from your links The “?” and everything after it can be deleted.

  33. Rebel Scum

    None call it an act of war.

    General Nakasone confirmed for the first time that the US was conducting offensive hacking operations in support of Ukraine in response to the Russian invasion.

    He told Sky News: “We’ve conducted a series of operations across the full spectrum; offensive, defensive, [and] information operations.”

    Drills? Simulations? The real thing?

    • Grosspatzer

      Script kiddies, the new Children’s Crusade.

    • Compelled Speechless

      I’m pretty sure we’re trying to provoke Russia into Pearl Harboring us so we have the excuse to go full boar WW3. How is giving a country $40 billion and then having them turn around and immediately by shit tons of your guns, not an act of war from Russia’s perspective? How is seizing billions in overseas assets of sovereign citizens without just cause not an act of war. How is admitting you are planning cyber attacks not an act of war. We know it, they know it. They know that eventually Russia is going to poke back and they just can’t wait no matter what the collateral damage is.

      • Drake

        It’s weird when Russia, China, and maybe India are the only adults in the room.

      • Compelled Speechless

        I wouldn’t exactly call them adults, but they certainly seem to understand the implications of going to war with nuclear armed countries better than our MIC and media do. They really are desperate to keep up perpetual war no matter the outcome. If the last 20 years haven’t told you that we have the most unhinged, suicidal foreign policy establishment this side of Pyongyang, I don’t know what to tell you.

      • juris imprudent

        Hell, right now the French, Italians and Spanish all look a lot smarter than the U.S.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Accountability

    A gunman who killed his surgeon and three other people at a Tulsa medical office blamed the doctor for his continuing pain after a recent back operation and bought an AR-style rifle just hours before the rampage, police said Thursday.

    The gunman called the clinic repeatedly complaining of pain and specifically targeted the doctor who performed the surgery, Tulsa Police Chief Wendell Franklin said.

    That physician, Dr. Preston Phillips, was killed Wednesday, along with Dr. Stephanie Husen, receptionist Amanda Glenn and patient William Love, police said. The attack occurred on the campus of Saint Francis Health System in Tulsa. The chief identified the shooter as Michael Louis, 45, of Muskogee, Oklahoma.

    It was the latest in a series of mass shootings in United States including the deadly school shooting in Uvalde, Texas, and an attack on a supermarket in Buffalo, New York. The recent Memorial Day weekend saw multiple mass shootings nationwide, including at an outdoor festival in Taft, Oklahoma, 45 miles from Tulsa, even as single-death incidents accounted for most gun fatalities.

    I don’t think it’s justifiable to lump this event in with Buffalo or Uvalde.

    • Tundra

      I wonder what his pain med situation was? Another glorious WoD victory?

      • Grosspatzer

        I wonder what his pain med situation was?

        #metoo. The WOD is harsh, but if it saves one life… Oh, wait.

      • Tres Cool

        Due to my fucked-up shoulders, my VA had me in ‘pain management’. At my house, by US Mail, I got 120 vicoden 5/500 monthly and 30 percocet 10 mg.
        They abruptly cut it off citing “new dispensing rules”. This was around the time “ObamaCare” was rolling around.

        To me, the wanted to yank the rug out of opiate users and create a new class of heroin addicts.

      • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

        In the book Dreamland the author talks about how users basically progress from prescriptions to heroin when the prescriptions run out.

      • Count Potato

        That is extremely rare.

    • Count Potato

      Well, most murders are due to the WoD.

    • Count Potato

      “Michael Louis, 45, (left) entered the St. Francis Hospital on Wednesday to kill his back surgeon, Dr. Preston Phillips (right) and ‘anyone else who got in his way’ when murdered the doctor and three others before shooting himself”

      So both the shooter and victim were black. I thought we weren’t supposed to care about black people shooting each other over drugs?

  35. Fatty Bolger

    Untz, untz, untz.

    Can’t get that out of my head. I’m still laughing about it today.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    It’s the same part of me that says yellows are for safety, not to reset the bingo balls in the tumbler.

    Leo Mehl and his NASCAR Yellow nonsense.

    It still pisses me off that they close the pits under yellow. As long as there isn’t an actual blockage, leave the pits open. I always felt safer in green flag stops than when everybody in the race pitted at the same time.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      What do you think about the speed limit? Obviously, getting rid of it is a non-starter, but 60 seems like such a massive penalty under green.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      and yes, I absolutely agree with you about closing the pits under caution. They have enough telemetry in the cars today that they can set a soft speed limit and penalize anybody racing to the pits.

  37. robc

    The possum/tick thing is exactly what I was talking about on the previous thread wrt Mt Stupid.

    Tonio shouted his stupidity from the mountaintop and we all learned something.

    • UnCivilServant

      There is a difference between stupidity and ignorance. Ignorance is lack of knowledge or possession of incorrect knowledge. Stupidity is lack of cognitive capability.

      • robc

        Yes, it is improperly named. Take it up with Zack Weinersmith.

    • Sensei

      That is a ridiculous design. I can’t imagine any adhesive having a reliable bond on that.

      • UnCivilServant

        It doesn’t. One of the big reasons I never got any more of these models was that I still haven’t reliably gotten the ones I already own securely fitted. The old flying bases had a peg or balla nd socket joint where they meet the model, this one has a little scoop in the top of the clear plastic that is supposed to be the glue point for the model body. There is nowhere near enough surface area for a strong bond.

        For the record, the painted arms holding up the feet were added by me to prop it up.

  38. LCDR_Fish

    Nice surprise on my porch when I got home – my kickstarter edition (sealed) of the “Call of Cthulhu” 2nd Edition reprint RPG.

    Now…if only I had a friend or two around here to play with. Could be at least one guy in my office – we’ll see.

    • DEG

      I’m waiting on mine. Did you get a shipment notification? I have received no communication from them since they said shipping would start soon.

      • LCDR_Fish

        No emails I can see since updates 36/37 on 16 May.

    • Tundra

      Whipping inflation and not paying taxes! Fred is the libertarian hero we’ve been missing!

      And finally Aunt Esther makes an appearance. She is fantastic!

      Thanks, Sean. Between these and the Pontiff’s DRoS, the world seems less awful!

      • Sean

        ?

  39. robodruid

    Hey yall:

    Wife has instructed me to buy an AR-15 type rifle. (New)
    What is the most cost effective way to do this?
    I am never going to be a marksman on it, so tip top of the line may be waster money.

    May ask this again tomorrow or ask more nuanced questions.
    (Oklahoma CIty general area)

    • Gender Traitor

      Wife has instructed me to buy an AR-15 type rifle.

      She’s a keeper.

      • robodruid

        We have had issues in the past. But we understand what was behind them.
        She is indeed a keeper. But “cutest pig in the world” & not committing to eating them may be a bridge to far/

        I love her, and she is awesome.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Ruger or S&W are good entry levels.

      Check Palmetto state to see if they have any blemished ones for sale. Usually the blemish isn’t noticeable, and the price is decent.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Yeah, not sure about now, but 2018 or 2019 I got a S&W sport model (with front sight post and flip up rear metal sights) that also included a carrying case. Some retailers may have it – looks like out of stock in others. I paid $350 or so IIRC (maybe a bit more) at the time – but looks like most of them are higher now.

        Even if you’re going to look at optics, I recommend having the default metal sights on it – especially for starting off.

      • EvilSheldon

        No, no, no. Iron sights are for backup, only.

        Start out with an electronic red dot optic – nothing is easier than ‘put the glowing red dot on the target and press the trigger.’ Figure out irons later.

        I’m going into the gym, but I’ll have more on this topic later.

    • Sean

      The cheapest way would be to buy a Palmetto State kit on the internet and a stripped lower locally. Then you would have to learn to assemble, or pay a Smith to put it together.

      The next cheapest would be to buy an assembled lower from Palmetto and have it transferred through a ffl and pick out an assembled upper from any internet dealer and have it shipped to your house. Make sure any kit from PSA has their EPT (enhanced polished trigger), which is nicer than mil spec.

      Ruger and S&W are fine too.

    • Spudalicious

      Get a Kyle Special. Smith & Wesson M&P Sport. Or at least make it one of the first ones you look at.

    • rhywun

      I made it to the beginning of the third paragraph!

      Polarization on this topic is not accidental but rather a calculated political strategy designed to motivate voters (consider the term “pro-life” as an example of something misleading and intentionally divisive).

      But don’t let’s consider the loaded jargon used by the other side.

      • Count Potato

        “I made it to the beginning of the third paragraph!”

        Go fix yourself a drink. You earned it.

      • rhywun

        19:00 is tee-off time.

        Three minutes to go.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    Dazed and confused

    At the center is a president still trying to calibrate himself to the office. The country is pulling itself apart, pandemic infections keep coming, inflation keeps rising, a new crisis on top of new crisis arrives daily and Biden can’t see a way to address that while also being the looser, happier, more sympathetic, lovingly Onion-parody inspiring, aviator-wearing, vanilla chip cone-licking guy — an image that was the core of why he got elected in the first place.
    “He has to speak to very serious things,” explained one White House aide, “and you can’t do that getting ice cream.”

    ——-

    Biden himself, meanwhile, is staying barely visible, spending all of this week at the White House and his beach home in Delaware, removed from any interaction with anyone who’s actually on edge about their bills going up. On Thursday night, he’ll deliver another speech from the White House on guns, one day after a hospital shooting in Tulsa, Oklahoma, just over a week after a mass shooting at an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas, and two weeks after a racially motivated mass shooting at a grocery store in Buffalo, New York.
    The President is a 79-year-old man who still thinks in terms of newspaper front pages and primetime TV programs, surrounded by not-quite-as-senior aides in senior positions with the same late 1990s media diet. Lifelong habits don’t tend to fade when people get to their desks in the West Wing.

    He has literally spent his entire life in the pursuit of the office, but now he is still trying to calibrate himself?

    I’m starting to think not even CNN can pretend Biden’s asshole tastes like strawberry ice cream anymore.

    • rhywun

      while also being the looser, happier, more sympathetic, lovingly Onion-parody inspiring, aviator-wearing, vanilla chip cone-licking guy

      OFFS I can’t even.

  41. Gustave Lytton

    Lorenz knows it because it’s the number of her own statements that she retracted.

    His company, his rules but the 40 hour minimum for salaried workers is flat out bullshit. You’re paying for the work, not the time. If you want to pay by the hour, the meter is fucking running.

    • LCDR_Fish

      Right to work state? Sign a contract with the company that covers what you will or won’t do for the salary. Free to go elsewhere.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      I assume there is an expectation for most salaried workers that you’re available during business hours as part of your role. There is no way I could realistically do my job without being in my office, whether at home or onsite, from 9-5 and usually earlier to later. If someone on my team couldn’t be regularly available during business hours, their value and thus pay would drop significantly.

      Paid by the work and not the time sounds closer to fixed price consulting.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, a significant chunk of my time is “be available to fix shit”. I have no problem with 40 hours. The problem I have is turning it into 55 hours for the same pay. Fuck that.

      • Nephilium

        Same here. I may be waiting for tickets and responses from people, but I need to be available for calls in case something goes pear shaped.

    • creech

      Mr. Hogg just might qualify for Red Flag scrutiny himself?

      • Rebel Scum

        That’s one way to subvert our expectations.

        I wonder if this cunte has considered the actual consequences of what he really wants (complete disarmament) in a country that has more guns in private hands than there are private hands.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Biden aides cite a range of other factors — a political press corps still hooked on Trump-style melodrama, a news environment dominated by Ukraine and pandemic, a Secret Service buffer that limits what Biden can do, lingering anxiety that he’ll catch Covid-19 and possibly become really sick.
    That’s in between pointing fingers at each other for whose fault it is. They have the same internal meetings over and over, insisting that they need to change up their whole approach to how they’re using Biden — and then each time watch as nothing changes.

    Doctor Grandma’s not gonna like reading that.

    • MikeS

      a Secret Service buffer that limits what Biden can do

      Maybe if he knew someone higher up the chain of command in the Executive he could get rid of some of those limits.

      • Rebel Scum

        Trump would stop randomly to talk to / congratulate first responders. Biden has to be kept on Barry’s leash and follow the script as best he can. But Orange Man Bad/Crazy/Incompetent/etc.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    “The President has a well-rounded strategy that combines putting unprecedented resources into digital engagement, speeches that provide many of his most powerful moments, and person-to-person interactions that showcase important qualities like his empathy,” Bates said.

    That sounds like an ad for a vacuum cleaner.

    • MikeS

      What? Which President is this person talking about?

      • rhywun

        I think they’re having flashbacks to when Dreamy was in office.

    • JaimeRoberto (shama/lama/ding dong)

      “digital engagement…that provide many of his most powerful moments, and person-to-person interactions”

      Sounds more like a description of Hunter’s proclivities.

    • Not an Economist

      He is addressing the nation tonight

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      It looks like the cauldron theory was accurate. Russian artillery has been hitting hard but moves slower than tanks with air support. I’ve been reading accounts of fresh Ukraine units arriving on the Donbas front having their numbers halved overnight by artillery fire and desertion (perhaps this should be called escaping instead of desertion for conscripted units).

      MoA has been estimating 200 dead and 800 injured per day. Interesting read.
      https://www.moonofalabama.org/2022/06/ukraine-bits-casualty-numbers-kampfgruppen-territorial-defense-forces.html#more

      • Tundra

        Really interesting. Thanks for the link!

    • Tundra

      Thiel is the one looking like a kingmaker.

      But I think most of us underestimate the number of people still enthralled by two-scoops.

    • Zwak, who counted all his blessings, and counted only one.

      Fuck am I glad I don’t work in Berkeley anymore.

  44. The Hyperbole

    DAILY QUORDLE ROUNDUP™©®
    (The ‘Now that’s what I call Quordling’ Edition)
    #129
    Champs
    QuordleBot 18
    whiz 18
    l0b0t 18

    Ozymandias 19
    The Hyperbole 20
    pistoffnick 21
    Sean 21
    Mojeaux 21
    Not Adahn 22
    Tundra 22
    Grumbletarian 22
    Grummun 22
    Ted S. 22
    MikeS 22
    Tulip 22
    grrizzly 22
    trshmnstr the terrible 23
    SDF-7 23
    Cannoli 24
    one true athena 25
    ScoobaSteve 25
    kinnath 25

    Chumps
    Grosspatzer 26
    TARDis 26
    robc 26

    I’m really proud of you people, 25 Players, 22.2 Average, 16/9 TLR, 37 SS, 1 1 3 6(1)QM. If Quordlebot doesn’t chump it tomorrow there’s a good chance it will be the player of the week, I hope Trashy’s happy with himself for taking down humanity like that.

    Tourney News- Sean didn’t listen to my advice a played it safe to keep his no-chump streak going, allowing me to edge him out by a point in our tiebreaker match. The Elite Eight are set for mañana. Good Quordling and Good Luck.

    • MikeS

      Hyperbole vs. MikeS! Nice.

      • UnCivilServant

        Claymation fight, Celebrity Deathmatch style?

      • MikeS

        That would be spectacular!

    • db

      Dude, I had an 18 as well!

      • db

        See the Glib Car thread.

    • Rebel Scum

      Tbf it is a tried and true political strategy. But I went to her page. Major cunte status confirmed.