GlibFit 4.0 – Attitude

by | Jul 17, 2022 | GlibFit | 307 comments

 

GlibFit has discussed motivation more than once. You must be motivated to start working out. Once you are doing your activity (or about to start your activity), your attitude is the single biggest factor on how that workout will go.

When I say attitude, I am referring to what it is going on in your head before you start your workout/run/hike/whatever. While I believe attitude and motivation are linked, I’m staying focused on attitude this week. You are about to start your activity, what’s happening inside you?

Have you checked your self-talk? Rolling out of bed early telling yourself this is another day to go kick some ass is a vastly different experience than getting up and telling yourself today is going to suck. Do you hear music you love or your spouse nagging you? Those will have quite different affects on what you do next.

What do you see in your mind’s eye before you start? If it’s a bright, big movie of doing your activity and doing it well, then you’re off to a good start. If it’s a black and white, still image of things going badly, then you have the makings of a demotivational poster in your head.

 

 

How do you feel before you start? I don’t mean warm or cold, loose or tight. I mean what is happening in your gut and muscles. When you think about what you are going to do does your pulse pick up, is your gut calm, and you feel some energy in your limbs? Yeah, you are ready to get some. Or is your heartbeat low, your stomach in knots, and your muscles unresponsive? Maybe it would be better to take a sick day.

All of this is within your control. If things aren’t going right for you, then you need to take control of yourself. If you notice your attitude isn’t what it should be then stop. Stop everything. Do not walk into the gym. Do not get on your bike. Do not start your walk. Stop, go inside yourself, and notice what is going on. Do it sense by sense. Notice what you see in your mind’s eye. Literally. Break it down feature by feature. Then start tinkering. Notice what happens to you when you make a dark picture bright, a still picture a movie, or a bring a distant visual in close. Do the same with what you hear and, separately, with what you feel.

You may find that making a change in one of your senses automatically creates changes in your other senses. There’s no need to tinker further than necessary. Once your bad attitude, however it manifests for you, has changed into a great attitude, it’s time to get moving.

Good Attitude.

Bad Attitude.

 

 

 

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Chafed

Chafed

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307 Comments

  1. slumbrew

    Thanks, Chafed – this is timely;

    Week of vacation
    Week of Covid
    Week of vacation
    Week of dealing with wife’s Covid

    Getting back to my rowing routine is a bit of a struggle. I need to get my head back in the game.

    • Chafed

      Exactly right. Sorry about your wife. I hope she is doing well.

  2. PieInTheSky

    Have you checked your self-talk? Rolling out of bed early telling yourself this is another day to go kick some ass is a vastly different experience than getting up and telling yourself today is going to suck. – but today is gonna suck though. It always does.

    • Chafed

      When you are a vampire, you better suck.

      • Brett L

        I just run the Glengarry sales speech in my head. “Are they all here? Fuck it, I’m going….”

        And then by the time I pour myself coffee, I’m a closer, because Coffee is for Closers.

  3. Old Man With Candy

    Every day sucks, it just sucks less when I beat the shit out of my body.

    One pound off from my end-of-July goal. 16 pounds from my overall goal.

    • Fourscore

      I’m almost ready to get back on the treadmill. I had a set back from doing some garden stuff that wasn’t meant to be done but I’ve recovered for the most part and if I listen quietly I can hear the “Call of the Machine”. I’m down a few pounds, laying off the unneeded carbs. Don’t miss the chips and candy and ice cream. Well I do, but not very much. I was about 15 lbs over my normal fighting weight and I’m about 1/2 way there.

      • Tundra

        Nice job, Fourscore.

        I miss ice cream the most. I’ll have it once in awhile, but I know that I am powerless against it.

      • MikeS

        I LOVE ice cream. “Luckily” I’m lactose intolerant, so I don’t often have it.

      • hayeksplosives

        Unfortunately, I discovered Seemoore’s Ice Cream here in Pahrump yesterday.

        It’s one of those independent creameries in a free-standing building on some random corner you find in old towns where you order and pay at the window then sit on the picnic benches outside. Ice cream, custard, etc.

        I got a vanilla with Heath bar crumbles. Yum. It was fun seeing families come up and have a nice wholesome time together.

        Nice views from the place, too!
        https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/yLdrqyGbQnqlzviN5bi36Q.OXETcUogWowZbJJMKYDviu

      • R C Dean

        Bit of a dox, there.

      • Tundra

        Shit, we’ve all doxxed ourselves over the years. Life wouldn’t change that much if we started using out real names!

      • rhywun

        My real name would amuse some of you.

      • Tundra

        Richard Kisinya?

      • Fourscore

        My real name is Fourscore AFAIK. Growing up I wasn’t sure if my name was Shithead or Little Asshole, depending on if it was my Mom or Dad.

  4. Scruffy Nerfherder

    I’m down to my lowest weight in a couple of years. What I need is to build muscle mass, which has never been a particularly easy prospect for my metabolic type.

    That said, I used the weedeater on a slope for a couple of hours in the heat today, I’m a little fried.

  5. Grumbletarian

    Good heavens, tennis girl has some Q-worthy proportions.

  6. hayeksplosives

    This is a good reminder of deciding how to feel about a situation. Attitude can be a fake-it-til-you-make-it kind of thing. Pretend to be happy, tell yourself you’re going to succeed, and after a while it becomes true.

    I had a setback last week when my leg went sideways awkwardly at the knee as I slipped on melted ice on a tile floor. It was very tender and swollen.

    Still not back to normal, but the pool allows me to continue cardio without hurting the joints. I’ll add in some other exercises once I can fully bend that knee.

    • Tundra

      Yikes!

      Sorry to hear that. Although it’s so fucking hot right now, a pool sounds perfect! I hope the knee gets better quickly.

      • hayeksplosives

        Thanks! I just got out of the pool and am sitting on the (shaded) patio while I dry off. Wall thermometer says it’s 90 F in the shade. Weather app says it’s 104 in the sun.

        The pool manages to stay reasonably cool thanks in part to the desert evenings. The sun is brutal though, so I swim wearing a white long sleeved shirt over my suit and wear a brimmed hat when not under water.

    • Don escaped Texas

      deciding

      correct

      • hayeksplosives

        In many, many aspects of life.

  7. Brochettaward

    I’ve never had to worry about waking up in the mood to First.

    • MikeS

      I’ve never had to worry about waking up in the mood to First myself.

      FIFY

  8. Tulip

    I often tell myself it doesn’t matter if I’m not feeling it. Going through the motions IS the point and I know I’ll feel better when I’m done – because I did it, and because moving improves my mood.

    A shitty day at work is always better after I walk the dog.

    • Tundra

      Dogs are perfect GlibFit motivators. They dgaf about your attitude – it’s time to walk!

    • Tundra

      That’s a Ray of Sunshine.

      • hayeksplosives

        How about another? Houston cop, moonlighting as a mall security guard, wrestles down rifle-toting man 10 feet from a children’s dance competition.

        ‘I knew if a person did have a rifle, and they were inside the mall, I was pretty much outnumbered because all I had was a handgun at the time. My handgun and his rifle, I was already at a disadvantage.’

        But he said: ‘I definitely know what I signed up for 20 years ago when I got into this profession.’

        Uvalde cops could not be reached for comment.

      • Brett L

        Technically he was not outnumbered, but outgunned. He did an excellent job of making that a moot point. But it goes to show that one man with initiative is usually the difference maker in these situations.

      • Brett L

        Last I left Texas in 2016, open carry of long guns was still verboten. I think the cop/security guard erred in all ways on the side of safety/caution. Perhaps he physically assaulted a citizen. Worst case. No mortal wounds. I think this was a good tackle. Good cost/benefit analysis. He never drew his gun and was focused on controlling the king gun.

      • Don escaped Texas

        I don’t know anything about the situation, and, not to get snotty (he’s probably a dangerous nut), but walking around with a loaded rifle isn’t against any TX law I know about

        I thought it was funny that the cop thought not upsetting the kids was important

        most of us carry concealed, but, technically, I’m no less dangerous to those kids in that mall than Mr NutJob was….it’s just that it’s socially acceptable to carry concealed…and, of course, I’m not studying the old testament as to which children need shooting

        if I was obviously strapped, should I be tackled? did I become more dangerous by failing to conceal?
        (sidebar: I’m so thrilled TX got rid of their shall conceal rule)

        we should at least acknowledge that this is the other side of the ax on these laws and cops we usually disparage:
        * all they had on him was disorderly, a complete bullshit charge 98.2% of the time
        * unless he was carrying at the ready, which is either a clear threat or just something one does on a sunny day
        * cops can tackle or even kill anyone they want based on furtive motions

        I think the thing Glibs get right is wanting to mind our own business. The thing still comes down to what is socially acceptable: almost no one truly believes in absolute freedom of the NAP sort: looking funny or behaving oddly is still a capital offense if a cop says it is.

      • R C Dean

        Dude. Rifle. Technically no different than open carrying a pistol, but you roll up on a bunch of kids with a rifle, I’m going to tackle your ass. The difference between “technically” and “actually” is the gap that libertarians fall in to way too much. Social norms count, for a lot. We spend half our time bitching about them disappearing, and half our time bitching about them, period. And we wonder why libertarianism doesn’t catch on.

      • Don escaped Texas

        dude, I said he was probably a nutjob; I don’t need explained what I clearly wrote

        but I am 100% correct: most people want it both ways; I do not

        I would watch him like a hawk, ask him to leave if I had the authority, any take him out if he made any furtive motions

        if the mall doesn’t like rifles, they should so post and enforce

      • R C Dean

        I’m with you on watch like a hawk, etc. Probably what I would do rather than tackle him out of the blue. Still, in this one vanishingly rare example, I can’t fault the cop for acting preemptively.

  9. Tundra

    Chafed!

    This is some good stuff. Like Tulip said, many times I’m not feeling it, but I know once I get rolling everything will be fine. I like the idea – a lot – of asserting control over my attitude beforehand, rather than just gutting it out.

    I’m gonna give it a try. My attitude has been kind of shitty lately so this is quite timely.

    I wrapped up my GlibFit week with an asskicker of a hike yesterday. 8 miles, 1352 feet of elevation and some tough terrain. And a waterfall! Adding a few weighted rucks to the mix is really helping my mountain hikes. My daypack feels like nothing!

    Waterfall

    Kind of a pretty view.

    Diamond Dave always has a good attitude. And he was pretty damn GlibFit back then.

    Be like Diamond Dave this week, Glibfitters!

    • Chafed

      Beautiful photos Tundra.

      • Tundra

        Thank you. I feel like I’m on vacation every weekend.

  10. MikeS

    Uncle Bob’s proselytizing for the Church of Disc gave me some motivation to get some exercise. Yesterday I played 27 holes. Looking at my score card bring to mind the words (allegedly) of Mark Twain, but it was a fun 3-ish hours and I felt it a little this morning, so that means I pushed myself some. Can’t wait to spoil my next walk!

    • whiz

      I haven’t played this year, but if the course is not crowded and I’m by myself, I play two sets of discs at the same time. You get more practice per mile that way.

      • MikeS

        That’s a great tip. I’ve had the course I go to by myself every time I’ve gone. I might try that next time.

  11. MikeS

    I know this question is often asked, but I never pay attention to the answer because I’ve never had anything to submit…until now. How do I get my submission…submitted? Right now it’s in Word. It’s very links heavy and needs some pics inserted. I don’t know a thing about WordPress, so I’ll probably need some help. Tonio? Mojeaux? Swiss?

      • Tundra

        I love Tesla.

      • Ted S.

        Meh, I got stuck behind an asshole in a Tesla this morning who couldn’t be bothered to use her turn signals.

      • MikeS

        Sounds like first timers get to enact the labor of others.

    • The Hyperbole

      Email it to me and I’ll submit it for you.

      • MikeS

        Thanks, buddy! You keep hitting refresh on your inbox, it’ll be there any minute.

  12. kinnath

    Rewired the utility trailer and installed new tail lights. That’s my exercise for the day.

    • MikeS

      Depending on the trailer, that job was somewhere between piece of cake and pain in the ass.

      • kinnath

        5 by 10 flatbed trailer. Mostly, just working under the trailer with sweat running in your eyes and dirt falling in them all the time. Not hard work. Just a tedious, annoying task.

      • The Hyperbole

        You should have subbed it out to Bro.

    • Fourscore

      My grand daughter and daughter are visiting, Kinnath. Your name and refreshments were discussed and appreciated. They would probably suggest you use the trailer next time you visit, so you can haul more.

      • kinnath

        I’ll bring an extra bottle or two.

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      Yikes. Gotta see if blancolirio is covering it

      • Ownbestenemy

        “Preliminary information indicates that the Piper PA-46 was preparing to land when it collided with the Cessna 172,”

        It’s a VFR tower and they are relying too much on automation.

  13. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    A tiny Class C Tiffin just pulled into the RV Park

    cc: l0b0t

    • Gender Traitor

      ::looks it up, Haz a sad that it’s not named for Tiffin, OH, where she was born 😞::

      • Don escaped Texas

        Tiffin guys are okay

        It’s a beautiful part of Alabama

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        I wondered the same!

      • MikeS

        You inspired me to finish my Keweenaw article and I did. Hopefully not to late for Pistoff Nick to see it before he goes. I don’t want to make him even more pistoff

        While doing so, I remembered a nice looking motel in Copper Harbor. We didn’t stay there, but it looked nice from the outside. It gets good reviews and most importantly it’s right on the lake.

        King Copper Motel

        For food I recommend The Mariner North Restaurant. The Harbor Haus looked really good and gets excellent reviews, but we didn’t get a chance to eat there.

      • Gender Traitor

        Cool! Thank you! 😃

        Followed your link to the King Copper, but when you click one of their links to “Reserve This Room,” you get a pop-up:

        Allow this site to open the tel link?

        You’ll need to choose an application.

        Then one button says “Choose application” and another says “Cancel.” Makes me just a wee bit wary. They don’t show up on Booking.com, at least not for our planned travel dates. I may see if they show up on Kayak.

        Looking forward to your article!

      • MikeS

        I don’t have a ton of experience with motels up there since we camped the first time, and picked one and stayed the entire visit at one on our second trip. That said, one thing I noticed up there was the complete lack of chain hotels. I suppose Houghton maybe had some, but north of there, no way. They are all mom-and-pop motels, and cabins, and B-n-Bs. Many don’t have a website, and many that do, do not have online booking. We used the internet to find our place in Eagle Harbor and then had to use the phone to reserve a room.

        If you haven’t already, give AirBnB and the like a look. This was two years ago now, but when we looked there was some beautiful properties for decent prices.

      • Plinker762

        Their website shows up in an internet search.

      • Gender Traitor

        Yup. But it was their website that gave me the weird pop-up when seeing about making a reservation. 😕

      • R C Dean

        Call them?

      • Plinker762

        When click on “reserve this room” on my phone, it loads their phone number into the keypad.

      • Gender Traitor

        @RCD: At the moment, I’m leaning toward a place I found between Copper Harbor and Hancock (which is right by Houghton) because our friends are playing a gig in CH on one night and in Hancock the next. But I’ll keep this place in mind.

        @P762: Aha! That explains it! I was on their site on my laptop. If I decide to contact them, I’ll pull the site up on my phone. Thanks!

      • MikeS

        In Calumet, by chance? I see now I was wrong about the chains. There’s an AmericInn in Calumet.

      • Gender Traitor

        Yup! That’s the one! Better prices than Houghton, per Booking.com, and good reviews. Haven’t firmed up plans yet, but that’s my top contender.

      • MikeS

        Calumet is a very cool town. Lot’s of history. And, a spoiler for my article, but it has two of the best pasty shops in the UP.

      • pistoffnick

        Hopefully not to late for Pistoff Nick…

        postponed until fall

        /will be disappointed if you don’t mention the pasty trail.

      • MikeS

        I didn’t mention the Pasty Trail, but I did name my three favorites…after Mrs S. She now makes them every bit as good as the locals. She makes a breakfast version that just kicks ass.

        I was so worried you were already over there I emailed you an early draft copy of my article. Don’t come on here with spoilers!

    • Not Adahn

      Is class C a Dalit lunch?

  14. grrizzly

    The Lockdowns Unearthed American Cultural Rot

    Many Americans have shown that they’re gullible group-thinkers who lack critical thinking skills.
    Many Americans are mentally ill.
    Americans have no tolerance for rational discourse.
    Most Americans can’t withstand peer pressure.
    Americans are headline readers of cheesy and plainly biased news sources, and they readily internalize slogans and labels.
    Americans are virtue signalers.
    Many Americans are politically tribal demagogues and closet authoritarians.
    Americans arrogantly and foolishly think humans can control everything, including the transmission of a submicroscopic airborne virus, the likes of which have always existed.
    Americans have an abiding, misplaced faith in anything medical.
    American wealth often does not reflect skill or hard work.
    Americans are passive and conflict-averse.
    Americans are terrified of death, even to the point of wrecking the lives of many others in an ineffective response to a very slight threat to themselves.
    Americans lack basic pattern recognition and an awareness of history or basic science.
    Americans have a very short-term orientation and short memories.
    Americans are unwilling to admit they were wrong.

    • Fourscore

      You’ve covered the gamut, Grizz, we’ve had it too easy for too long. It’s going to be tough going back, too many have made big time emotional commitments.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Americans are hedonistic psychopaths. Wah wah.

    • MikeS

      Not to disagree with any of the points in the article, but I think you could swap out “humans” for “Americans” in the majority, if not all of those sentences.

      • dbleagle

        Sweden is tapping their foot on the sidelines. Sweden has massive issues with dealing with the rot of aggressive islamism, but handled DA VID pretty well.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        What is this Sweden of which you speak? There are no countries that didn’t lock down.

      • grrizzly

        Sweden got lucky because their top public health official was pretty good. And the government was glad to virtue signal against the hard right that favored lockdowns. If not for this, Sweden would have engaged in the same bullshit as all its neighbors.

      • creech

        I can’t help but wonder what the Left and the Media (but I repeat myself) would have been saying had Trump come out forcefully for mandates in March 2020.
        It would have been all “He’s deliberately destroying the economy of the Blue states” and “He wants to keep you in chains” and “Scientists decry the panic caused by the extremist president’s baseless attempts to demonize a simple virus.”

      • Ted S.

        The problem with this is that places like Italy locked down before the US did.

        I remember around the beginning of March 2020 suggesting that covid is probably worse than the seasonal flu, but that we shouldn’t panic, and getting the response that Italy didn’t panic, and they had to lock down.

      • rhywun

        I want to know what the non-Western countries did and nobody has really talked about that.

        I think pretty much all the Western countries locked down – only difference was to what degree.

      • grrizzly

        No disagreement. Just Americans are not special. Also, it might be more comfortable to say negative things about your own people. At least you know you’re not ignoring the basics.

    • Zwak, who swallowed your pain, and is asking for more.

      To be fair, this applies to all of western society.

    • dbleagle

      There were individual Americans who should be applauded, but I can’t think of a single large National/state/corporate entity which acted in a manner that could be applauded. Even most religious organizations were more than willing to submit to VID edicts, faith be damned.

      • Chafed

        Florida did pretty well.

    • The Hyperbole

      FFS, Here’s a list of humanities problems. Lets tie it to my hobbyhorse.

      • MikeS

        I already said that, just way nicer.

      • Not Adahn

        I had no idea you worked for a think tank. I thought you built houses.

      • The Hyperbole

        I think about tanks often while I build houses.

    • Tonio

      Thanks for that link. Brownstone is good.

    • Tundra

      Those two should make a bunch of kids.

      They would take over the world.

  15. juris imprudent

    I’ve knocked a couple of pounds off after being stable but more than I wanted. Waited a couple of days to affirm it wasn’t one of those odd scale moments.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Many Americans are politically tribal demagogues and closet authoritarians.

    “Hey, this ditch is full of dead people. Why did you bring me here?”

  17. Aloysious

    In spite of it being ninety seven degrees outside, I have a sudden, overwhelming desire to play tennis.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    The sky is falling!

    Manchin is “intentionally sabotaging the president’s agenda, what the American people want, what a majority of us in the Democratic caucus want. Nothing new about this,” Sanders, I-Vt., told ABC “This Week” co-anchor Martha Raddatz. “And the problem was that we continue to talk to Manchin like he was serious. He was not.”

    “When Manchin sabotages climate change, this is the future generations what’s going on right now,” Sanders said. “In the West, all over the world, we’re looking at significantly increased — more and more heat waves. You’d have to look at more flooding. This is an existential threat to humanity.”

    Chicken Little is a senile old commie.

    • MikeS

      Does Manchin ever stand up for himself when these fucks go off on him like this or is he too much of a southern gentleman? I’d tell the old commie “Get bent, I’m representing my constituents, not the Democratic party. Which, oh by the way, you aren’t even a member of.”

      • hayeksplosives

        Great minds think alike, MikeS.

      • MikeS

        *insert high-five emoji*

      • Brett L

        I assume he just sends fundraising letters to old Coal Democrats with these quotes. Getting re-elected going away is the best revenge.

      • rhywun

        At this point I honestly don’t know why Sanders isn’t a Democrat now.

      • MikeS

        Right? And the reason for that is that they came around to him. The party wasn’t left enough for him when he started his grifting, now he flirts with getting the party nod for Presidential candidate. It’s nuts.

      • one true athena

        I still don’t understand why the two “Independents” get to count to establish who has the majority. This isn’t a parliamentary system, no party should get to add a different/no party affiliation to their own to make up a ‘majority’. Fuck that. There should be consequences for Bernie’s bullshit.

      • creech

        If he really wanted to stand up for himself, he’d start caucusing (officially) with the Republicans. and Shumer would be out on his ass as majority leader.

    • hayeksplosives

      Senator represents his constituents. Film at 11.

      • tripacer

        Must be nice to be represented by your senator. /WA resident

      • dbleagle

        Since Goldwater left office I can’t say that I have felt represented by most of my Senators. I now suffer with an open racist/sexist-Hirono; and a complete non-entity-Schatz. Both are bluer than blue.

      • Tundra

        I actually have no idea who my senators are.

        I’m sure they suck, though.

      • rhywun

        I wish I didn’t know who mine are.

      • R C Dean

        Mine are total nonentity astronaut boy Giffords, and the surprisingly not-terrible Sinema. Two rabid gun controllers from Arizona. Go figure.

      • Brochettaward

        Sinema votes strictly party line like 94% of the time.

        It’s comical watching the fake outrage the media directs at her. She wouldn’t get elected without it and there would be no Democratic majority without it.

      • The Hyperbole

        So she’s the lefts Liz Cheney.

      • Penguin

        I have Establishmentarian Rubio along with this guy. In his defense, not many Senators get their own action figures.

      • Mojeaux

        Hawley and Blunt here, but Blunt’s seat’s up for hot debate right now. Eric Greitens, our infamous and resigned-in-not-so-much disgrace governor, despite his bad-boy image (don’t know WTF to believe) is leading in the polls. Honestly, I think I’d vote for him for the lulz.

      • one true athena

        Let us not speak of California which, somehow, manages to get worse senators every time.

      • slumbrew

        *Massachusetts waves*

      • Plinker762

        Washington nods

      • rhywun

        *New York elbows its way in*

      • tripacer

        I guess I don’t know what it’s like to see a new senator… Maria Cantwell was elected in 2001, and Patty Murray 10 years before that.

      • Zwak, who swallowed your pain, and is asking for more.

        Oregon throws up on the carpet.

      • Plinker762

        I moved to WA just before we kicked Tom Foley to the curb. It was like the last ray of sunshine before the dark.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Raddatz pressed Sanders on whether Biden’s discussions with bin Salman made sense in light of high gas prices, but Sanders argued that action around what he called corporate greed could make a bigger difference at the pump.

    “At the heart of the discussions was oil, and President Biden said the Saudis would take action in the coming weeks. Could that make a difference, and doesn’t that explain why he went? What would you have done?” Raddatz asked.

    “One of the things we’ve got to look at is the fact that while Americans are paying $4.50, $4.80 for a gallon of gas, the oil company profits in the last quarter have been extraordinarily high,” he said. “And I happen to believe that we’ve got to tell the oil companies to stop ripping off the American people. And if they don’t, we should impose a windfall profits tax on them.”

    Kkkapitalism is de debbil. Profits are evil. Businesses are blood sucking leeches. Not noble like politicians.

    • MikeS

      Raddatz pressed Sanders

      Pressed…threw him a softball invite to spout commie tripe. Tomayto…tomahto

  20. juris imprudent

    Interesting read, particularly in light of how it relates to the greater narrative. Also interesting the venue discussion.

  21. Not Adahn

    Interesting update re: NY’s new gun ban

    You may or may not have heard, buy NY will be ceasing to issue ANY gun permits starting Sep 1 for an indefinite amount of time (the requirements for the new permits are not required to be submitted for approval until April 2023, and there is NO deadline for the approval).

    Now in my county, handgun permits work as follows: take a class, get a restricted permit, wait a year, take a second class, get a permit to carry.

    My (county) Sheriff has released a statement saying that they’re waiving the “wait a year” provision, and if anyone wants to take both classes now and get their paperwork in by 9/1, they’ll accept it and issue on the basis of that application. This is actually in contradiction to an earlier statement that said if the permits weren’t issues by 9/1 they’d have to be resubmitted.

    • Gustave Lytton

      I assume refusing to issue any permits will trigger yet another lawsuit? If it hasn’t already.

      • R C Dean

        They are lining up the lawsuits hoping Biden/Harris get to appoint a Justice or two so the Court can revoke the Second Amendment.

      • Chafed

        If they are wrong, then they are digging their own graves.

  22. R.J.

    OT: Monkees “Head” is on Cinevault Classics right now. Woo Hoo!

    • rhywun

      Ha. I was watching the Monkees marathon on one of the old people channels last week. They did Gidget the previous week. Both were fun.

  23. R.J.

    On topic, yesterday I could have just sat on my ass at a party. I could have been a bum and ate food other people made, and all would have been well. What I discovered was that my 71 year old host had a massive new grill in the garage he could not assemble by himself, and he was sweating how he would ever get it done.
    I manned up, without him having to ask, and I put the thing together. I had a few other guests help me move the thing when it was done. It was ass busting, hot, and exhausting. Also it was the right thing to do. There is a time to party and a time to help those in need. I chose the latter. I chose to make that a good day.

    • The Hyperbole

      You’re a good man R.J. I hate to admit it but last Wednesday I was in my shop when some old dude came gimping up the drive to ask if I knew where a particular automotive repair shop was. He was two blocks off course and he had hobbled half way back down my drive before I figured out that I should offer him a ride over there instead of just pointing him in the right direction. My parents have some explaining to do.

      • R.J.

        Everything is a learning lesson. And to my never-ending point, everything is voluntary! Next time you may remember and choose to help. Or not! Ibid! I think my dad (what little time I had with him) influenced me to never-ending work. Wish it made me skinnier though.

      • The Hyperbole

        I did give the guy a ride to the garage I’m just embarrassed that I let him start walking away before I wised up and made the offer.

      • Tundra

        Well done, both of you.

    • Zwak, who swallowed your pain, and is asking for more.

      I don’t know why you are whining about the heat, it topped out at 78* yesterday. 75* today.

      Southerners, can’t take the heat.

      (good on you re the grill.)

    • Chafed

      You’re a good man RJ.

  24. Lord Humungus

    I’m still doing the Steve Reeves workout
    https://mikemahler.com/articles-videos/weight-training-for-size-and-strength/the-steve-reeves-workout-for-size-strength-and-health

    3x a week, all body and my results have been very impressive, well impressive for a 50+ year old man. My biceps are still smaller than I want them to be but that’s a genetic issue – long monkey arms of mine just don’t like to pack on the muscle. It still looks impressive if I flex ’em but nothing eye popping if they are at rest; just good definition.

    Biggest problem I have with getting older is weight gain. I don’t feel like I’m overeating… but weight comes off much slower than before even if its salad and protein shakes.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I’ll just watch some gladiator films instead.

      • MikeS

        Scruffy, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

    • Chafed

      You’re looking good in your photo.

    • Zwak, who swallowed your pain, and is asking for more.

      The Hell He Was! Lots of guys like to watch their buddies fuck!

      • db

        I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he come to the door in a dress…

    • Gender Traitor

      Way to go, Muzzy! 😃🧢⚾

    • MikeS

      Hell yeah! Good on you. Very nice interview.

    • Annoyed Nomad

      Very cool

    • Fourscore

      You’re doing well, playing with the kids, Chipper. Good to see that you’re kicking butts, hit the long ball and you don’t have to run so fast.

      • Tundra

        Still, the “what am I swinging at?” triggered some memories.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        I talk to myself when I hit. That was the generous conversation. Most are 4-letter-word laden discussions.

      • Tundra

        Lol!

        If they ever mic’d me up in a game the whole fucking thing would be bleeps!

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Clean single is my goal. A line drive over the infield and in front of the outfield.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Thanks man, I needed at least one dox to turn in to my FBI handler this week.

    • Tundra

      Fan. Fucking. Tastic.

      Thanks for sharing this MW. Great interview that absolutely made my day.

      Now I miss my hockey boys back in Minne even more.

    • Shpip

      Good on ya. I had a STEMI about 21 months ago (and a triple bypass 13 years before that) and it took the starch right out of me. Stamina is totally gone. Even an hour mowing the lawn and working in the garden will have me knackered. Trying to build up strength and endurance, but it’s been a depressing slog.

    • hayeksplosives

      Outstanding!!

  25. robc

    Daily Duotrigordle #137
    Guesses: 37/37
    3️⃣6️⃣ 0️⃣4️⃣ 1️⃣5️⃣ 2️⃣5️⃣
    2️⃣6️⃣ 3️⃣2️⃣ 0️⃣5️⃣ 2️⃣7️⃣
    2️⃣4️⃣ 2️⃣3️⃣ 0️⃣2️⃣ 0️⃣6️⃣
    2️⃣2️⃣ 3️⃣0️⃣ 2️⃣8️⃣ 2️⃣9️⃣
    2️⃣1️⃣ 3️⃣1️⃣ 3️⃣7️⃣ 3️⃣3️⃣
    2️⃣0️⃣ 0️⃣7️⃣ 3️⃣5️⃣ 1️⃣2️⃣
    1️⃣1️⃣ 1️⃣9️⃣ 1️⃣0️⃣ 1️⃣7️⃣
    3️⃣4️⃣ 0️⃣8️⃣ 1️⃣6️⃣ 0️⃣9️⃣
    https://duotrigordle.com/

    I dont even know what the numbers mean.

    • robc

      Oh wait, figured it out, thought they were individual numbers.

      • MikeS

        Those double numbers (especially the zeros) threw me off at first, too. And good job. I’ve gotten a -1 every time I’ve played so far.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      WTFITS?

      • The Hyperbole

        It’s an interesting take on the wordle/quordle game genre, but as I said in an earlier thread it’s best if you go for speed on this one, pump in four seed words that cover all the vowels and no repeat letters then grind it out as fast as you ca. My goal is to break the four minute duotrigordle.

      • rhywun

        It does lend itself to speed rounds. I’ve only played it once but I soon noticed that you’ll quickly get most of the letters you’ll need for all the boards.

        Doubt I’ll make another go unless I get really bored.

      • rhywun

        I should add I don’t like timing challenges in any games.

      • db

        Me too, except in practical shooting. I generally prefer stuff that is an accomplishment just to finish.

      • robc

        I agree. It was my first time and I dont get the point.

      • db

        Right–it gets really easy toward the end, so speed should be the goal. They do have a speed timer built in if you enable it in the settings (I haven’t tried it yet).

      • MikeS

        There’s a couple other nice settings in there; “wide mode” (good on the pc) and “hide completed boards”

      • db

        Drunk speed duotrigordle is fun but it’s kicking my ass… need to actually look at the letters that are already burned on a word…

      • one true athena

        oh! I didn’t look. I need both of those modes, because it was a pain in the ass on my laptop without them. May try again with those enabled and see if it plays better.

      • db

        It’s a count-up timer. It would be better if you could set yourself a timer, or try to beat a par time.

  26. Brochettaward

    I know a thing or two about a thing or a First.

  27. R C Dean

    On topic: Deadlift day was good today. 5x 210 was my max, up from, I think 3 or 4x 205 last week. Stronk like bull! *flexes, pulls muscle, limps to couch*

  28. Ownbestenemy

    Pool is at 8″…only a couple more feet til we can get wet

    • Chafed

      You have an 8″ pen–… OH, pool.

      • slumbrew

        “Do you really think I wished for a 12-inch pianist?”

  29. Ownbestenemy

    Oh my goodness. Just face timed with my great niece. I want it. I will steal it!

    • Tundra

      Uh.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Heh. She is so damn cute. I’m hoping at least anotherc2-3 years for my own grand so it will be returned

      • Mojeaux

        Oh. You’re contemplating kidnapping. I see.

      • MikeS

        But at least he’s putting a sunset clause on it.

      • Ownbestenemy

        You people. It’s okay…we are family

      • Mojeaux

        Baby fever in a 40something male. SMDH

      • Tundra

        I’m ready for grandkids.

      • Mojeaux

        Glad I’m not the only one who thought that.

      • rhywun

        Must be another Fed.

    • Brochettaward

      I don’t know why anyone would give birth to a child when they could have a First instead. It’s so much more rewarding.

      • MikeS

        I bet your mom says the same thing.

      • Tundra

        Nice avatar.

        Quite fancy.

      • MikeS

        Your doxing comment above actually was part of the reason for the switch. If someone really wanted to dox me, I’ve already left plenty of evidence here.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Yeah, like there’s more than one Mike in NoDak.

      • MikeS

        Hobbit gets it.

      • pistoffnick

        A certain generically named third baseman for the Phillies…and the same generically named kid that beat me out of playing first string 3rd base on our high school basebolle team…fuckin’ dorks named Mike S****

        *they (fuckin’ dudes named Mike S****) also seem to not like good music (like Steely Dan and Rush)

      • Chafed

        MikeS is one for two with those bands.

      • Sean

        I think he’s proclaiming his affinity for S&M.

      • Brochettaward

        I was produced through an immaculate conception. The one who gave birth to me had no choice.

  30. Ownbestenemy

    Whew none of my equipment was called out in the air-to-air collision.

    • Tundra

      Whoa. I thought one was taxiing.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Will know tomorrow. My guess is AT fuckup

  31. Brochettaward

    The EU is implementing anti-speeding devices on all new vehicles as of this week. They will issue warnings that you are going to fast or, in the most intrusive circumstances, reduce your speed automatically. circle jerks were had by bureaucrats throughout Brussels as they celebrated how many speeding deaths they were going to prevent, as if such technology could have no unintended consequences whatsoever. Their models prove it will work.

    The method of warning to the driver is up to the manufacturer…for now. Any bets on how long it will take until all control is taken from the driver?

    • Plinker762

      Johnny Cabs will be the only approved single user transports.

    • Chafed

      Trudeau must be so jealous.

    • db

      Didn’t the 1970-1990s prove that speed limits had nothing to do with highway deaths and everything to do with regulatroy control over individual behavior to increase energy efficiency across the fleet?

      • slumbrew

        Forget it, db, it’s Eurotown.

      • Chafed

        So f—-ing true. It’s a short step to denying you transportation for wrong think. I genuinely wonder if at some point the population, particularly in eastern Europe, will rise up in revolt.

      • db

        If those people ever forget what it was like to live under totalitarianism, the world is fucked proper.

      • db

        I still can’t figure out why the eastern European /ex Soviet bloc countries didn’t adopt private firearm ownership like it was the end of the world when they broke free. It’s like they didn’t understand their own history.

      • creech

        There are about 5 million Ukrainian men capable of military service. One might think, after the 2014 seizure of Crimea, everyone of these men would have been given military training, reservist status, and armed like the Swiss are. Then again, the Ukrainians probably thought the Bidens would protect them, so why bother.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Or they did understand their own history and they fear their own people more than external enemies.

    • Zwak, who swallowed your pain, and is asking for more.

      So, countdown to the next Euro war?

      • Brochettaward

        According to Swiss, the T-72’s should be rolling into Poland and igniting a wider European war any minute now.

        Yea…any minute now…

      • Gustave Lytton

        If the Ruskies used all of our warmongering excuses, they’d be droning our training camps in Germany. Luckily they seem more restrained than we were.

      • Brochettaward

        Be careful talking like that or you’re going to get branded a Putin cheerleading apologist.

      • Chafed

        They aren’t restrained. They are realistic. In a conventional war with NATO, they would be toast.

      • Gustave Lytton

        What? They’re loose cannons led by someone who’s crazy or medically incapacitated.

    • Plinker762

      The prisoner seems to have ignored the “DO NOT ENTER” sign in the second picture.

      • Chafed

        Governor Murphy is as shocked as you are.

    • rhywun

      Madness.

  32. Gustave Lytton

    All done with the yard work for the day. Got seven plants in the ground and some other stuff done. Made blueberry buttermilk pancakes and bacon for dinner. Bourbon after dinner.

    • dbleagle

      Poke and mojitos for dinner is on the menu here. On my way home I picked up some steaks of fresh caught ahi that I will grill later this week with pesto.

      • Brochettaward

        Fish aren’t steaks.

      • dbleagle

        Most yes. Tuna, no. You can cook them just like a steak. I prefer mine rare, just like the other red meats

      • Ownbestenemy

        Quick sear on em…yum.

    • rhywun

      Richard Dawson or GTFO.

      • rhywun

        LOL I’m watching Password Plus and I think they just censored the word “Oriental” – the password was “Chinese”. We’re so much more sophisticated than those rubes from 1980.

      • Gustave Lytton

        FX series on Crawford and Davis.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I guess it’s five years ago, but never saw it the first time around.

      • Chafed

        Who? Real question.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Joan Crawford & Betty Davis, so far about the production of What Ever Happened to Baby Jane.

      • Chafed

        Thanks. Now I feel stupid for not putting those names together.

    • tripacer

      transmutation of the object of sexual desire from second person to third

      Bro’s naggana be happy

      • Brochettaward

        I am used to the constant microaggressions that you people subject me to.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I got your mom’s panties here to wipe the snot off your nose

    • Chafed

      I don’t understand your high falutin’ college language but I do enjoy your purty pictures.

    • creech

      Grossie heinies!

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Hun, ain’t you got a toddler to look after?

      • Chafed

        That type of photo encourages him to make more toddlers.

  33. Festus

    Day three of Life In The Time Of Commie Coof. Judi on invermectin, zinc and all that jazz. Miserable but better. Two local daughters and delivery services taking up the slack. Youngest even brought me beer today! Festus thus far completely unaffected, touch wood.

    • Festus

      Youngest even took the little dog for some exercise. They have about a 1/2 acre fenced for a back yard. Those girls turned out really solid citizens. I’m proud of them.

      • Ownbestenemy

        You have a good egg there. Hope Judi is well my friend.

      • Festus

        Autumn gave up her government job and fat pension over the mandates. Would that I had half of her balls seeing as my job wisped away not 6 months after getting the doses. I should have known better. Judi too. Two doses and comes up positive.

      • Ownbestenemy

        We all made a choice based on what we thought we should do. You aren’t alone in yours. So sorry to hear about the job going away though.

    • Brochettaward

      Firsters don’t die, they multiply, Festus. Remember that.

      • Festus

        This Firster has never multiplied (Probably) but I appreciate the sentiment all the same.

    • Brochettaward

      Is it too much to ask for you to at least try not to second up my morning?

      • UnCivilServant

        You are the only one who does that.

        Be the change in yourself you want to see in yourself.

    • Sean

      *waves*

    • EvilSheldon

      Well done!

    • Grumbletarian

      We need to make the Gun Free Zone signs at malls bigger!

      /progs

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The digital idiocy singularity, bottle’s ugly too…

  34. Tulip

    Daily Quordle 175
    7️⃣3️⃣
    6️⃣5️⃣
    quordle.com

    • The Hyperbole

      Daily Quordle 175
      7️⃣4️⃣
      5️⃣6️⃣

    • Grosspatzer

      Daily Quordle 175
      7️⃣6️⃣
      4️⃣3️⃣
      quordle.com

    • Not Adahn

      Daily Quordle 175
      6️⃣3️⃣
      4️⃣5️⃣

    • Sean

      Daily Quordle 175
      7️⃣4️⃣
      6️⃣5️⃣
      quordle.com

  35. Gender Traitor

    Good morning, Teh Hype, Tulip, Stinky, Sean, and U!

    It’s showtime! New pay rates have been entered, so today I just have to plug in the incentives after I export timesheets into the payroll system.

    And most of NEXT week, I’m on vacation! 😃

    • UnCivilServant

      “Why are our paychecks now being issued in Zimbabwe dollars?”

      • Gender Traitor

        “Ummmmm…..they aren’t losing value as quickly as the U.S. ones?”

    • Grosspatzer

      And most of NEXT week, I’m on vacation!

      Enjoy! I may take off that Friday…

    • Sean

      Mornin’

  36. Grosspatzer

    Mornin’ reprobates!

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, ‘patzie! What’s today’s smoke, sip, and sightings report?

      • Grosspatzer

        No wildlife sightings. Thunder rumbling off in the distance. *Checks radar* Yikes! Incoming, may have to head inside shortly…

      • Gender Traitor

        Very likely the stuff we had over the weekend, particularly yesterday. Got pretty noisy at times, but fortunately, I never had to retreat from under the roof of Tranq Base. (I DID unplug the laptop from the outside outlet and run it from the battery as a precaution.)

      • UnCivilServant

        I hope it rains a good long time today. I like watching the rain hitting my office window. It’s soothing.

        Sadly, Monday is one of those days where more people are in the office, so it’s not going to be as quiet.

      • Gender Traitor

        ::culturally appropriates a rain dance::

  37. UnCivilServant

    … I’m not doing well today. quiet noises in the office are grating on my nerves. Things like the sound of keyboards, subdued conversations several rows over, things of that inoffensive nature. No one is outside the bounds of office decorum, but I’m in the kind of mood where I’m fighting not to yell “Shut UP!”

    I know I’m in the wrong, but I’m irritated nonetheless.

  38. whiz

    Test