The site needs content, so content I will provide, lazily. When I mention old episodes many of you don’t remember things that happened previously in the series, so I figured because it’s summer time I’d do like the big guys do and start running reruns. And I’ll probably do the bane of all nerds and skip episodes instead of showing them in the correct order. Deal with it! Some episodes I cringe at certain things I fucked up. If you want to see those ones, they’re still on the youtube channel, I just may skip them here.
Of course, of the first things I had to make fun of in the show was Donald’s mean tweets. This is the first showing that Donald is indeed bald without The Hair, the first appearance of canonical Diet Coke button, and, of course The Hat is in charge of the Twitter account. So that was episode 2: Twit
In the name of the hat and the hair, I claim this first.
can you feel the RAW POWER flowing through you?
I DO!
Look at He-Man over here.
Woh woh woh…it’s one First here. Let’s not get carried away. At best he is He-Boy at this point in time.
Hey CPRM, do you have one of these:
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/w8ymre/optimums_prime/
No, I don’t have that kind of dough.
Yeah, they can be pretty expensive.
The Optimus Prime toy probably isn’t cheap either.
My Prime figures were $100 for the knock-off versions. This thing I think came out closer to a grand and was sold out on pre-order before I even heard about it.
J. Frank, I was ready, until I read your comment. Glad I did, saved some embarrassment
One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach — all the damn
vampiresavatar switchers.Your avatar looks quite nice now.
I needed something that was the very embodiment of my poise, power, and presence.
Aw, polydactyl?
No, but I do have opposable thumbs.
+1 Lost Hat
I guess my avatar reverted back to my last one. Still not sure why others are able to have a GIF file that works while mine remains a still photo.
What my avatar is supposed to be:
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/723/336/6c6.gif
I never got an animated one to work either. Straffinrun should write a post on how he did it. I did figure out that I had to delete all other avatars, and then it would default to just the one I wanted.
Funny thing is my old Trudeau cosplaying as an Indian and Randy Waston screaming “Sexual Chocolate!” before dropping the mic and pointing stage left GIFs worked just fine. I guess K’s face rubbing due to despair and frustration before screaming “goddammit!” doesn’t cut the mustard.
How about people with active links in their names? As far as I can tell, you have to be a wizard to do that.
Website box under Contact Info in your profile.
/not a wizard
Y’all in trouble if you require my tech support.
Avatar check
Mine was briefly one I’d fiddled with during a recent site fix-up. It didn’t end up showing, so I’d forgotten until today that I’d put it in my profile. (At one point, I seem to recall we either could or had to use Gravatar, but I don’t see that option now.)
Profuse thanks to WebDom for all your work keeping the site up and running! Don’t pay us any mind if what you have to do messes with our reality a bit! 🙂
Mine bounced to one I used a year or so ago, so I thought I’d just switch to something new. Now it reverted back to the one I’ve used the most. Can’t decide if I keep him or go to my back (forward?) to my newest one. Oh, the things we have to worry about!! 😉
I second your praise for WebDom (and anyone else pitching in)
I like seeing the classics. Y’all keep changing ’em too much.
I (probably) wouldn’t have changed had WordPress not fucked things up.
Also, I need to archive this comment for the next time you feel tired of your current handle/avatar.
I did it once. I was in a funk around that time. I have no desire to do it again.
I know. I was just teasing you about the negative reaction it caused amongst some of the Gliberati (including me).
I dunno. Some people get away with it – I didn’t.
Not the first time that has happened to me.
As it happens, I’m watching 30 Rock with my kid. Every time I see Alec Baldwin I think of Luther.
<— I'm pretty sure this one (Agnes as "Beat Woman" with Photoshopped red hair) is the first one I ever used here. The one I've stuck to the longest (and which I'll change back to shortly) is the only photo of myself I don't hate since I shelled out big bucks at a Glamour Shots at a mall lo these many years ago. [Narrator: that preferred avatar photo is getting pretty old, too.]
Out of morbid curiosity, I just checked to see if Glamour Shots still existed. There are exactly two locations left – one in El Paso, Texas, and one in Freehold, New Jersey. 🙄
I deleted a real pic of me from my work servers because it was getting old. I’m not sure I can pass for 40 any more.
I’ve avoided avatar shenannigans by never changing my avatar.
I updated my work contact photo last year or so (a grab from our holiday card).
I wasn’t looking much like 2006 me.
You still look just like that, so might as well stick with it.
I never changed mine because who doesn’t like money? (And I don’t remember how I lucked into that one working.)
It doesn’t hurt that that was probably the awesomest coin the US ever produced.
The eagle could really use a top hat though.
“The people need his wisdom”
Well, aint that a shame.
Yep, I reverted to Tracy Pew.
Go in and delete all the avatar pictures except for the one you wish to keep.
YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!!
Are you saying…
YOU DON’T NEED NO STEEKING BADGES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT8hE7_8BCY
*clicks on old media files attached to Glibs*
Yeah, I’m not filing through 20k images to find the few I’ve submitted over the last five plus years just to get a working GIF avatar.
I’ll get over it.
Heh, now I don’t have an avatar at all…fuck it.
Why the fuck would your REMOVE the Advanced Search option on your eStore?
Fucking Audible.
… How stupid is their recommendation algorithm that it suggests the very product you are currently looking at?
Why are you using Audible? Only toddlers and people in comas need to have other people read books to them.
I’ve tried reading a book while commuting. I found the officer less than understanding about what a ripping yarn it was and how I simply couldn’t put it down.
Indeed, for some reason I’m expected to keep my eyes on the road.
Continuing the plumber fun. Guy did a hack job and took twice as long (at twice the price) as estimated. I finished up the work in the kitchen myself and fixed his mistakes.
Most of the internet documentary videos I see featuring plumbers end with Very Satisfied customers.
Well the mean tweets are gone. I guess the country is better off with biden in charge.
-sarc off-
Reruns can be fun. I am glad to see the early H&H episodes back.
Yes, I’m enjoying them immensely. It was a more innocent time.
I agree. It’s like the Glibs version of MeTV.
Somehow I don’t remember either of the first two. I wonder when they came out? I guess it took me a while to make the move here so maybe that was it.
But heh the Hat’s floating eyes are mesmerizing.
#2 was Apr 14, 2018
Apr 14, 2018 was when this one posted to youtube, so it would have been on the site shortly after.
I couldn’t guess when I started posted here within +/- two years LOL.
I must have the brain fog.
Long COVID
Thanks, CPRM, I had missed that one, maybe still over on the other side (site). Good to go back to the beginning
Heh. Pleasant reminder about how I once hung out at the worst chatroom on the internets.
R.I.P. Tony Dow
Made me think of this: who was MILFier, Barbara Billingsley as June Cleaver or Donna Reed as Donna Stone?
Laura Petrie
Good choice
Aunt Bee
Kinky.
I’m going to shame your kink.
In that vein, Thelma Lou or Helen? Thelma had the body but must have been pretty dumb to date Barney. Timid Barney got as far as a kiss over five years. If Thelma Lou had tried to give him a hand job, he probably would have charged her with a 709, a 64-030, and an 1120.
I dunno but li’l me definitely thought Wally had it goin’ on.
I still do.
Why is the top paragraph a block quote?
Well, I didn’t see that avatar change coming.
Hoffinrun
🤠
It’s from when he posted a rerun of Episode 1 a little while back. So, yeah – it’s a quote.
Ah.
Because i was repeating from the Re-run of ep 1
More importantly, let’s talk about your avatar.
I’m still not clear if people are getting random avatars or avatars they chose at some time in the past.
I tried to use the Hoff at one point, but didn’t work. Can’t say it wasn’t mine.
It appears to all be one the user previously used.
The new/old buttons on the side are gone too.
Yeah, there were some issues today.
These guys.
https://unherd.com/thepost/ukraine-government-issues-blacklist-of-russian-propagandists/
Tulsi Gabbard and that Rand Paul are the biggest Russian propaganda agents is what I heard. I mean, when Hunter’s crack dealers says it’s true, how can you question that unless you’re some sort of Trumputin who doesn’t stand with Ukraine.
That guy’s playing “The West” like a fiddle is one of weirdest political things I have ever witnessed. Literal SMDH I don’t get it.
“Western Elites”. The game is to hate the people the board of Coca Cola or Vanguard. hate.
He has all their money laundering receipts.
Another day another dollar. Stupid capitalism.
Romania uses the dollar?
the Euro for all practical purposes… But the Leu still going strong
I have to say with the euro reaching parity with the dollar, your wine, women, and land are even more inviting.
Yeah, I was staying to plan a trip.
Get some fried chicken.
think of the calories.
Mmmm yummy calories.
Note to TPTB: I just submitted an article relating to Dobbs and Bruen.
Ooo, exciting.
Calm yer tits.
fuck off slaver.
🤪
Cheap larf o’ the morning.
I love the shocked face on the woman in the background (cut from that montage).
Hey Glibbies! It’s getting somewhere like mid-80’s here with low humidity but we’re being bombarded with HEAT WAVE messaging. I thought it was merely July. I somehow set up the window unit on Tuesday without dropping dead.
Mid ‘80s would be pretty sweet right now.
https://www.nj.com/bergen/2022/07/family-sues-nj-funeral-home-after-wrong-body-is-put-in-the-casket.html
“Kummi Kim”.
Mornin.
https://www.wfmz.com/news/area/western-newjersey/36-handguns-stolen-from-lopatcong-twp-shop-during-break-in/article_15fd390e-0e12-11ed-b77a-efc2ced40d30.html
Never heard of the place.
I’ve heard of Hopatcong, but not Lopatcong.
NJ still has gun stores?
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/u-offers-russia-prisoner-swap-083303044.html
Let her rot. Bad deal, Joe.
racist sexist
repent by getting WNBA season tickets
No sin deserves that kind of punishment.
It’s comically outrageous.
https://abc7.com/monkeys-attack-japan-tokyo-animals-yamaguchi/12076931/
Monkey attacks. 👍
mid afternoon bikini youtube
MINERAL MELANGE – 4K | Official Miami Swim Week™ The Shows 2022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIF9VSLXfng
I forgot to post in yesterdays links
Howdy Glibs! How’s the world out there?
I left my hat out in the rain last night, oops.
Yo!
I left my hat out in the rain last night
How does the hair feel about that?
Oh no! You’ll never have that recipe again! 😟🌧
Thanks for NOT posting a link to that horror. One of the worst “songs” ever put to vinyl.
Yup! Top of my list of such, too. There is only one context in which “dance” and “pants” should be used in a rhyme:
Went to a dance lookin’ for romance.
Saw Barbara Ann, put my hand in her pants.
Barbara Ann, Ba, Ba.. (etc.)
Not quite how I remember that lyric, LOL
Mornin’, reprobates!
Good morning, ‘patzie, Yu, Pie (afternoon for you,) Sean, rhy, Stinky, and Fes (if you’re still about)!
Just started raining again here. I’m thinking we won’t get the grass cut before we hit the road tomorrow (speaking of oops! 🙄)
Morning.
$50 for cookie ingredients?! I had better turn out a lot of individual cookies.
Good morning, U! You’re bringing cookies??? 😃😋
Well, I have the ingredients. If I get them baked today, I’ll be bringing them. If not, I’llhave a bunch of ingredients.
The most frustrating part is the shrinkage of the chocolate chip bags. One of these is a family recipe written for a 16oz bag of chips, not an 11 oz bag!
Well, let’s see – the least common multiple of 11 and 16 is 176, so you just have to multiply the all quantities for the 16 oz. recipe by eleven…
Hey! I was not told there would be math!
Or, I break out the scale and measure out the appropriate quant… *bursts out laughing*
Naw, I’ll just eyeball about 1.5 bags to not oversaturate the dough.
…but you’ll need sixteen of the 11 oz. bags of chips…
How much money do you think I have to spend on chocolate?
::whispers:: What say you bring along the remaining half bag and we split it?
Sure, would you rather it be the dark or milk chocolate (I decided to mix and match since I needed more than one bag)
The dark chocolate, please!!
Thanks! (I think you prefer the milk chocolate – maybe hold back a quarter bag of each?)
Morning GT,
Nah, he’s making caricature cookies of all Glibs expected to party on Sunday.
Ooops, forgot the cat bag wasn’t tied.
Good morning, 4(20)! 🙂
These people are completely nuts.
(Go ahead and fill in whoever you like for “these people”)
Well, you didn’t say “you people,” so I guess we’re off the hook. (Not saying that we’re not…)
Good morning db!
He can only mean “the rest of the world”.
I see you’ve met my family.
https://fampharmapro.in/2022/07/28/woman-seeking-revenge-on-ex-boyfriend-sets-fire-to-wrong-home/
Oops.