Poppy’s Afternoon Links

by | Jul 27, 2022 | Daily Links | 252 comments

Last NIght's Sunset

Last Night’s Sunset

7.3 earthquake hits the Philippines 

Russia cuts gas flows even further

Biden isn’t doing enough to protect our poppies

Lobsang Phuntsok created a children’s village Jhamtse Gatsal, and something about this dude just kinda creeps me out, but it might be the way his bio says as a young boy he was an “uninvited guest to this universe.

The robot uprising has begun.

British woman died on a hiking trip in Italy

The mystery of the Somerton Man has been solved after 73 years.

Russia has been accused of leaving fallen soldiers bodies so they don’t have to pay death benefits to the families.

Ride for Poppy

At least this dude knows he wrote the worst song of my generation

A really, really big pink diamond

You probably saw this, but the Pope is wearing something a lot of people think he shouldn’t.

Here’s some fun facts about poppies:

  • Flowers can be as big as 6 inches across
  • The colours vary among white, lilac, pink, orange, yellow, red, violet, and blue
  • They make terrible music

Tonight’s Zoom is kicking off at 8pm ET. 

Zoomies Are Tonight

 

Female privilege is real

That stoic life

She's a thieving bitch

Thomas didn't get it

Books do that, yo

Definitely a sewing kit

Casserole

Best meme ever

Stay fresh, cheese bags.

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252 Comments

  1. Brochettaward

    Seconders don’t surf. Neither do Poppy.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      You aint never been on a surfboard ya fuckin poser

      • Tonio

        So, he’s named Charlie?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Of course🤐

    • Compelled Speechless

      Wow, Brochettaward did it. The son of a bitch did it. He actually, honest to god firsted. Never thought I’d see the day.

      • Brochettaward

        Don’t come at me, son
        I got 99 problems, but being second? That aint one

      • juris imprudent

        You do realize your dad ended up telling you he was high that day at school – remember that part Ricky?

      • C. Anacreon

        I thought that was supposed to be a compliment…”your daddy was high the night he dreamed of you…”

      • Tres Cool

        But you’re a bitch. And that’s one.

      • Brochettaward

        You are a tiny little man who will never know the satisfaction of a First.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Your wife will never know the satisfaction of a First.

  2. Sensei

    Love the Thomas the Tank Engine quote.

    • Grosspatzer

      +1

    • C. Anacreon

      If you want to laugh so hard you have to keep pausing the video, look at YouTube for the George Carlin outtakes from when he narrated Thomas. Adults only.

      • Sensei

        I’ve seen it. Spectacular.

  3. Yusef drives a Kia

    You aint never been on a surfboard ya fuckin poser!

  4. Lackadaisical

    Re: Pope, I really thought that was a Photoshop.

    • Nephilium

      He wouldn’t be able to enter Jacob’s Field wearing that, that’s for sure.

      • Chafed

        Ha! Good point.

      • Lackadaisical

        I was trying to figure out what obscure religious reference that was, broke down and googled it…

        Cleveland baseball team is funny.

      • Nephilium

        It’s still the Jake.

        I wonder at times about how annoyed the companies paying big money for naming rights must get when the people who live in the area refer to the stadium by an old name. Here in Cleveland, it’s the Jake, the Q, and the Muni.

      • slumbrew

        It may have been bowing to the inevitable, but TD Bank went with the ‘TD Garden’ for the Boston Garden naming rights.

        It will always be ‘The Garden’.

      • Compelled Speechless

        When I lived in Denver, everyone refused to call the stadium anything other than Mile High. They’ve sold the naming rights so many times in the last twenty years that they don’t deserve to have anyone respect the name of the current highest bidder.

      • DrOtto

        We just drove by it on our way to Montana. I told my wife, “there’s the diaphragm!”

      • rhywun

        We have one of these around here: “NYCB Live: Home of the Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum.”

        It’s already since reverted to “Nassau Coliseum” after the bank pulled out of the naming rights deal.

      • Rat on a train

        The “Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim” playing at “Edison International Field of Anaheim” was bad.

      • Count Potato

        “The Los Angeles Angels” is the the angels angels.

      • Rat on a train

        And “The La Brea Tarpits” is “the the tar tar pits”.

      • slumbrew

        Don’t get me started on “pita bread”

      • Pat

        And “The La Brea Tarpits” is “the the tar tar pits”.

        TAR PITS!

      • Gustave Lytton

        They will always be the California Angels to me.

      • Rat on a train

        You can have chai tea with your pita bread.

      • Rat on a train

        I still have a California Angels hat.

      • Rat on a train

        Disney made The Mighty Ducks and then acquired NHL expansion rights. They made Angels in the Outfield and acquired the California Angels. There was a time when people worried that Disney would make a film about other sports.

      • DrOtto

        I have an Enron Field cup somewhere around the house.

      • slumbrew

        Gillette Stadium will likely always be ‘Gillette’, since it was new construction and never had another name (save, briefly, as “CMGi Field” until they went tits-up).

        Nobody misses Foxborough Stadium (which was demolished and that land is now practice fields, I believe).

      • C. Anacreon

        For a while, the old Candlestick Park in SF became “Monster Park”.

        No, not Monster job board.

        No, not Monster energy drink.

        Not even Milton the Monster.

        Something I otherwise never heard of called Monster Cable.

        I don’t think it lasted a year.

      • slumbrew

        Monster Cables were a big deal, back when I cared about audio components.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Monster Cable is a bunch of dick heads who sell overpriced cables for musical and AV equipment who decided to be assholes and suddenly started requiring proof of purchases to honor their lifetime replacement policy as if I’m going to keep that around for my 15 year old $80 cable that just suddenly went bad. They must be using all the money they’re saving to buy stadium naming rights. Good investment. Dick heads.

      • Pat

        Something I otherwise never heard of called Monster Cable.

        They sell “Super Ultra Mega Definition 777 Quadrillahertz Interference-Free Noise Reducing” $5 audio and video cables to tech illiterate boomers and audiophile pseuds after marking them up to $100 (no, seriously). They were also the OEM for the original Beats by Dre headphones. They were already selling shitty $20 Monoprice headphones with Monster branding on them for $200, so they just doubled the price, slapped the Beats branding on, and hey presto, you’re an OEM.

      • Pat

        It appears in the time it took me to type that I was pipped to the post

      • Compelled Speechless

        All AV component cables are for digital signals. Completely ruined the scam they had going. If you spend more than $10 on an HDMI cable because you think more expensive ones have a better picture, you are clinically retarded.

      • Pat

        If you spend more than $10 on an HDMI cable because you think more expensive ones have a better picture, you are clinically retarded.

        But it’s got GOLD PLATED connectors and DOUBLE HELIX SHIELDING TECHNOLOGY!

        The silliest thing my dad ever did my entire life was to buy a $100 “premium” steel-braided Monster coax cable to run from the splitter to our first cable modem because some putz at the cable company told him it would improve signal strength and speeds. He was smart enough to know better.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        It’s awfuler when the sponsorship changes a 1/2 dozen times in 15 years.

        I still call “Hard Rock Stadium” Joe Robbie, and I’ll always call what is now “loanDepot Park” Marlins Park.

      • Zwak doesn't know what to ignite and what to extinguish

        Hey, Lack, you were asking about what I had to fabricate on the house; nothing too serious, but all the walls are dimensional lumber, so I have had to turn 4×4’s from the big boxes down to actual 2″ across to fill spaces from when I did an emergency rewire, and there was no off the shelf solution to getting the garbage disposal set up, so I had to make custom pipe fittings out of ABS. Like I said, nothing spectacular, but it takes time and effort, along with a strong knowledge of what any given system does.

      • Lackadaisical

        Interesting. Thanks for following up.

      • Rat on a train

        Is that where the ladder is kept?

      • Rat on a train

        They sold the bones on the relic market.

      • Penguin

        No.

  5. grrizzly

    Who said bears can’t read?

    • SDF-7

      Probably some cub reporter.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Ursine funny

    • Grosspatzer

      Koala Harris?

      • Tonio

        Eeeeeeewwwww!

      • Animal

        What a boar.

      • C. Anacreon

        It is true that she refuses to fly Qantas.

    • Pope Jimbo

      No one claimed they were illiterate. We said they could barely read

  6. Stinky Wizzleteats

    “Ukrainian official accuses Russians of abandoning dead soldiers”

    Nope, not buying what he’s selling. If it fits the desired narrative too well it’s probably made up nonsense.

    • The Other Kevin

      +1 Eating animals from the Kuwait Zoo

    • Chafed

      How about the missiles fired at a shopping mall and school?

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Russia has certainly been hitting civilians, but whenever I look into it past the headline, it always seems like Russia directed their fire at military targets. The MSM and Ukraine neglect to report the Ukraine is either using abandoned civilian buildings as military staging grounds (e.g., an earlier shopping mall hit was being used to house military vehicles and soldiers) or that the Ukraine military is using civilians as human shields similar to Hamas tactics. Then the media only reports the civilians were killed and not the soldiers hiding among them. It seems a bit extreme until one remembers Ukraine’s military has spent the past decade slaughtering their own innocent people in the Donbas region for sport.

        This has some good examples:
        https://www.moonofalabama.org/2022/07/nyt-continues-to-report-strikes-on-civilians-that-somehow-happen-to-hit-military-targets.html

        As for the dead in Chasiv Yar here is again what the Times Carlotta Gall reported from that location:

        [A resident of Chasiv Yar village, Oleksandr, 31,] said that about 10 civilians, mostly women on pensions, were living in the building at the time of the strike, but that members of the military had come to lodge there two days earlier.
        A Russian strike hit the apartment building. Only 10 civilians were living there, but at least 48 people have died in the strike. 38 of the dead must thus have been ‘members of the military’ who were lodging there. That they did so made the apartment complex a legitimate military target.

    • Zwak doesn't know what to ignite and what to extinguish

      At this point, Russia has been accused of all sorts of things, and trying to sort out what is wheat from chaff is a fool’s game at this point.

      • R.J.

        That is the best approach. Everything should be assumed as BS.

  7. MikeS

    I like Corb Lund. He knows how to write a song.

    • Unreconstructed

      I’m a fan too. ‘Twas a pleasant surprise.

    • EvilSheldon

      Corb Lund is a hidden gem of country music.

  8. Animal

    A really, really big pink diamond.

    Has anyone seen Sir Charles Lytton lately? Better get Inspector Clouseau on the case.

    • Aloysious

      I’m keeping a weather eye out for the Lady Lytton.

      rowr.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    That cat statue thing is truly awesome.

    • slumbrew

      Not even a cat owner and it made me chuckle

    • Rat on a train

      Someday cats will unlock the secrets of gravity that have eluded man.

      • Gender Traitor

        One of mine is preventing me from floating up out of my rocking chair even as I type this.

    • Tonio

      They are experts at fuckin’ wit you from a distance when they want you to get up and feed them.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Mine, in her old age (she’s 17 this year), has recently resorted to basically screaming at us.

        She will meow as loud as possible, and keep doing it until we do whatever it is she’s wanting.

        That becomes quite annoying at 5.30am.

  10. Unreconstructed

    Oh, man, the butter cookies tweet had me laughing raucously.

      • Pat

        Stereotypically, you go to your grandmother’s house and open up the tin to get yourself a nice butter cookie and instead it is full of sewing odds and ends.

      • UnCivilServant

        No such tin has ever contained cookies.

      • Gender Traitor

        Fake news! I used to have to buy tins of butter cookies as refreshments for Board meetings for the sake of one PITA director who constantly reminded everyone of her corn and soy allergies. They were the only grocery store cookies made without corn syrup or soy something.

        I REALLY would have enjoyed feeding her corn and soy… 😒

      • JasonAZ

        Ah. I didn’t get it either. I actually find the cookies in the tins, the cookies just suck…

      • MikeS

        🤨

      • PutridMeat

        Me either. I was trying to connect it to why a $3 ‘savings’ became $4….

    • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

      I’m partial to Thomas the Tank Engine

  11. Tundra

    Hi Poppy!

    The Thomas meme is dark.

    Kind of like Europe in about 90 days.

  12. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    I just posted a press release today that marked our surpassing $1 billion tax monies to Ukr

    • grrizzly

      Ukraine is America’s Chechnya under Kadyrov.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Only $1 billion?

      • Ownbestenemy

        1 billion sent, 56 pledged. USgov is taking a page from Amber Heard

    • Pat

      Sad, he seemed like a decent guy from what I had read about him. Went on to lead a relatively normal life for a child actor. Eddie Haskell became a cop. He just died a few years back as well, IIRC.

  13. Lackadaisical

    What’s with the stock market today?

    Why’s NASDAQ up so much? Just on the rate increase, or because of the chip bill as well? It’s a big swing for one day.

    • Sensei

      Fed may not hike as much next quarter.

      Moderating Inflation expectations. (Likely ridiculous).

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Because more people bought stocks than sold them. As to why, *shrugs* the stock market doesn’t really makes any sense. It’s just gambling at this point. Better odds than most but still gambling.

    • Shpip

      NASDAQ is very tech heavy, and the sector just got a $52B shot in the arm thanks to Uncle Sam you and me.

      • Pat

        Subsidizing chip fabs in the USA after we spent the last 50 years making sure that it was impossible to build a chip fab in the USA due to onerous regulations, shitty tax and monetary policy, and incentivizing offshoring is a near-perfect encapsulation of Reagan’s famous “If it moves, tax it. if it keeps moving, regulate it. If it stops moving, subsidize it” quip.

      • Lackadaisical

        I did reference that, but I guess I didn’t realize the dollar amount involved. Still seems out of proportion, 4% must be like 40 billion.

      • rhywun

        To the point where I don’t think I’ve ever heard the word “NASDAQ” not preceded with the words “tech-heavy”.

  14. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    I took a shower so I don’t stink up the Zoom

    • slumbrew

      Wait, is that de rigueur now?

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        I may even put on a frilly shirt

      • slumbrew

        I would have been disappointed by any other link.

      • Tres Cool

        I was thinking “that better be Seinfeld” and you delivered.
        Nice work.

      • MikeS

        *curtsies*

  15. Tundra

    The incident happened on a part of the path where the rescue service said there was no rope for protection.

    I hike a lot and I’ve never seen ropes for protection. Besides, her husband pushed her off, obviously.

    You gotta be sure about your marriage if you do any mountain hiking.

    • Sensei

      +1 snorkeling and diving.

      • Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

        And cruises with balcony cabins

    • R.J.

      My thoughts exactly. It’s happened twice now? Word is getting around.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      It was a Via Ferrata which involves a lot of stuff requiring ropes and cables and being clipped in.

      • pistoffnick

        …which involves a lot of stuff requiring ropes and cables and being clipped in.

        Kinky!

        Go on…

    • slumbrew

      We “noped” right out of one of the paths when hiking to the natural pools on Saint Martin – even with good hiking shoes it was one-slip-and-you’re-bouncing-down-the-cliff (and I was sliding all over in my casual sneakers as it was).

      Clearly people had been taking that route. Crazy people.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        I did this trail with the wife and kids a few years ago. https://youtu.be/fcczjFRcVcU. However, it had been rebuilt to be completely safe which takes a lot of the fun out of it.

      • Tundra

        Fuck no.

        I’ve done some sketchy ones, but the pucker factor on that one is too high.

      • slumbrew

        Nooooope.

        Oddly, I have developed a fear of heights late in life. No idea why. More to lose, mebbe.

      • Zwak doesn't know what to ignite and what to extinguish

        Huh. I stood and looked down from Half Dome in the snow, of course, I came over from Badger Pass in snow shoes.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        That’s a long walk.

      • Zwak doesn't know what to ignite and what to extinguish

        Two days. I was on a snow camping trip with the Boy Scouts.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    That pope- he’s no Calvin Coolidge.

  17. Rat on a train

    Vote for the Washington Commies fight song
    It’s lame that they are only changing a couple lines. Come up with a new song. I voted for option 2 since it is the lamer of the two.

  18. Certified Public Asshat

    The First Amendment doesn’t give you the right to blast your stereo outside my house all night.Or engage in a murder conspiracy.Or lie about dead children and defame their parents over for years.It’s precisely BECAUSE I understand the First Amendment that I am back on Twitter. https://t.co/zsa8sBkqar— Alex Berenson (@AlexBerenson) July 27, 2022

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Nor did Alex Jones’s rights as a civil defendant include an unlimited right to refuse to cooperate with the courts or plaintiffs seeking discovery.Fuck around and find out, as a wise man once said.— Alex Berenson (@AlexBerenson) July 27, 2022

      Maybe Berenson also has long covid.

      • Count Potato

        I’m going with asshole.

      • juris imprudent

        My impression was the discovery demands were impossible. I expect we’ll find out on appeal.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Just because you’re good on one thing doesn’t mean you’re good on another. Right on Covid, wrong on this, and definitely an asshole at all times.

    • Pat

      The First Amendment doesn’t give you the right to blast your stereo outside my house all night.Or engage in a murder conspiracy.Or lie about dead children and defame their parents over for years.

      His mistake, then, was in calling them crisis actors rather sticking to demonstrably true statements like “You’re a narcissistic piece of shit for climbing on a pile of dead bodies that includes your own fucking child in order to preach the gospel of gun control.”

      Also, is there any particular reason this midwit clown doesn’t put a space after a full stop? Yes, I know, technically we’re supposed to double space after full stop. Just because we abandoned that practice doesn’t make this one any more acceptable.

      • slumbrew

        I assume spaces count vs. character limit for Twitter?

      • Pat

        One of the many reasons I can’t comprehend why anyone uses, or ever used, Twitter. I’ve often wondered what the fuck the elevator pitch was. “It’s like LiveJournal but better because it has the same character limit as SMS!” “Sold, here’s a check.” But even so, his first tweet is 278 characters and the 2nd 197. The limit is 280. He could have used proper spaces and just left the last full-stop off since it was the end of the tweet anyway. Or abbreviated “First Amendment” into “1A” instead of spelling it all the way out twice.

      • slumbrew

        It originally _was_ via SMS, which is where the limit came from.

        I knew about Twitter early on – husband-of-a-friend-of-a-friend is/was one of the founders.

        My take at the time was “this is stupid, nobody will use this”, thus continuing my long streak of not recognizing things that will go on to become wildly popular (see, also, Docker).

      • Pat

        I at least kind of understand the problem Docker tries to solve (elevator pitch: “WORA of the 2020s”). I still don’t get the use case for Twitter. Neither the original concept or what it’s turned into.

      • rhywun

        I dunno what “WORA” is but I’m actually using Docker right now to run SQL Server on a Mac. Just learned I could do that a few weeks ago.

        That whole world is kind of a black box to me; I know just enough to click the right links and buttons to get it going. Apparently we use something similar at work so I might have to learn more.

      • Pat

        “Write once, run anywhere”. It was the slogan for Java/JVM back in the ’90s or early aughts. Back when it was still a Sun Microsystems product.

        I actually use Docker as well on my home media server to run Pi-Hole. I figured there was no real sense occupying another ethernet port on my router or having to buy a switch just to stick another RPi on my network when I already have an always-on computer running anyway. At the time I wasn’t aware of the multitude of other DNS-level ad blockers I could run natively, and at this point I’m not going to fix something that ain’t broken.

      • slumbrew

        Yah, I use Docker on my Synology for a few things (Pi-hole, Grafana, Restic server). It’s handy.

        Go (and I guess Rust?) are way closer to WORA than Java ever was. As an admin, I always hated Java and the 10,000 files it needed to run something.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, Java looks rather clunky these days compared to those new kids on the block.

        Rust is kind of a joy to work with, tool-wise.

      • Pat

        I don’t know anywhere near enough about programming to have a worthwhile opinion on any given language, but trying to build IceCat after they stopped shipping binaries was enough to make me hate Rust for the rest of eternity. Resolving dependencies and downloading a gigabyte worth of toolchain related crap took longer than building the damn browser did.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        There is something to be said about the ability to distill complex arguments to 240 character chunks.

        It’s what makes Twitter both horrible, yet also sometimes amazing.

    • Gustave Lytton

      I remember when prosecuting Holocaust deniers was stupid shit that only could Euros do because we have a First Amendment here. And that such prosecutions weee counterproductive.

      • Count Potato

        All the way home?

      • MikeS

        /sensible chuckle

      • Timeloose

        That looks like the Phoenix coaster.

      • Compelled Speechless

        That was so dumb. Why can’t I stop laughing?

      • MikeS

        #metoo

      • Rat on a train

        The US will start prosecuting denial of The Insurrection soon enough.

      • JasonAZ

        Jack Del Rio on line 1

  19. Count Potato

    Listen, Jack, I beat that virus like it owed me money.

    • Zwak doesn't know what to ignite and what to extinguish

      So, you are saying the virus is a dick?

      • Count Potato

        Come on, man, you know, the thing.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      It was like Corn Pop. I got out that rusty vaccine needle and soaked it in water so it was good and rusty, like we used to do back then. I waved that needle at him and he backed off.

  20. Count Potato

    A bunch of avatars just shrunk.

    • Sean

      Maybe you got bigger?

      • MikeS

        Go ask Alice…

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      The water was cold!

      • The Gunslinger

        I WAS IN THE POOL!!

  21. Shpip

    Home to 7,081 acres with a variety of wild flora and fauna, Castner Range is a marvel of nature in El Paso, and a place of historical and environmental significance. The site is named for General Joseph Castner, a U.S. Army brigadier general who fought in WWI. For years, it was used for weapons training by U.S. Army soldiers stationed at Fort Bliss. But since the range closed in the mid 1960s it has been under constant threat from developers, and various groups have been fighting to preserve it. Today, advocates are pushing hard to preserve the land by obtaining national monument status.

    How ’bout just buying the land and using (or in this case, not using) it as you see fit. You want to protect it in its pristine state, knock yourself out. Just leave me and my dollars out of it.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      ESG is poison.

      There’s going to be a hell of a price to pay for mass corporate psychosis.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Tom Woods talking about woke capitalism and ESG.
        https://youtu.be/6LhGwU1l0kc
        It’s pernicious extortion racket garbage.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Luckily that price will be paid by the Fed printing trillions more and handing it directly to Blackrock at no interest so that they never ever ever have to face a reckoning for it. Ever.

        Blackrock should rightly be seen as a government entity that acquired all it’s assets through the most transparent corruption scheme ever devised and have everything they own confiscated and redistributed. By the right Top Men of course.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        👆👆👆

    • rhywun

      Terrifying, really. They’re literally taking control of the world right in front of our faces.

    • slumbrew

      European Futbol fans being outrageous on purpose? The deuce you say! Where is my fainting couch?

  22. Evan from Evansville

    Well. I sorta-officially start my new gig in two weeks. Today I started to have The Feeling before a big change. I think I am ready to go, but I know I have lots to learn. I’m comfortable knowing that there are plenty of mistakes. Good. Do your best to not repeat them. All ya can ask.

    I’m not nervous and I feel like I should be. I’m gonna work on that little writing project. One to share with y’all about the miniature circus here, and another in AP style for myself. I should really get working on them. Biggest issue is a lack of Me Time living with my parents for a spell. I should be writing but I get distracted. Every moment of solitude is a ray of time I need and can’t ignore. I always semi-waste those moments on relaxing and having fun. However, I know I’m not *wasting* time. Gotta keep sane. A solid, interruption-free weekend is all I need. Get that and then I’m right back on the ball.

    I’m actually doing quite well. I am quietly confident. It is curious. I wonder where It’ll lead. For now, it’s time to go for another walk, but this time I’m going to explore novel ground. Yukon ho.

  23. Pat

    Tonight’s Zoom is kicking off at 8pm ET.

    I mentioned the other day I may write up a rant about the SaaS “botnet”. Agenda item #1 would be to get you people to use something like Jitsi or Element instead of Zoom.

    • slumbrew

      I’ve had similar, albeit less focused, thoughts in the past.

      I’ve used Element for chatroom stuff for technical things, didn’t realize they did video.

      • Pat

        Initially it didn’t, but it’s been added. Jami has video conferencing as well. It’s p2p and e2e encrypted. I use it for text chat with a handful of people, but I haven’t used the video conferencing features. I don’t know how many glibs typically get on the Zoom calls, but my concern with Jami would be latency for peers on slower connections. Jitsi would probably be closer to the Zoom experience.

      • slumbrew

        It hasn’t been much beyond a dozen or so when I’ve been on, but I’m hardly a regular.

    • Nephilium

      I initially started with Zoom because I already had to use it for work, had a fairly clean client, and an inexpensive premium price point. I’ve always said I’m open to switching to another item. Keep in mind that there are some out there that are running it on work machines, or are non-technical people.

  24. Aloysious

    I did not know that James Blunt sang ‘You’re Beautiful’.

    I wish I didn’t.

    • rhywun

      How did you manage to escape that?! It was fucking everywhere.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        One of the worst songs of the aughts, right up there with anything by Limp Bizkit.

      • Pat

        Rollin’ was a gem, as was Break Stuff. The trick with Limp Bizkit is you had to be 13 years old when their music came out and not take it even the least bit seriously. It moves from numetal to performance art that way.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        They did have a couple of songs that had a good groove that I liked. Rollin was one and I Did it All for the Nookie or whatever the title was.

      • Aloysious

        Sometimes, being oblivious is a blessing.

      • rhywun

        Amen. I’m pretty oblivious myself but even I could avoid that shite.

      • rhywun

        Or “couldn’t”, even.

      • Zwak doesn't know what to ignite and what to extinguish

        I don’t know that song, or Blunt for that matter.

        At least as far as I know.

  25. hayeksplosives

    Both (internal) interviews went well today. Looks like I am going to have to choose between a management job based more in Las Vegas, and a technical job based more in Mercury, which is closer to my house.

    • Pat

      I didn’t know you were in the Kingdom of Nye. I’m south of you down in Pahrump.

      • hayeksplosives

        I live in Pahrump! South end, in Artesia.

      • hayeksplosives

        We should probably meet at one of the wineries some time! I’m currently hanging out at Coyote Corner on Kellogg, contemplating my future.

        I’ve got a good 15 years left to work, so I want to choose wisely.

      • Pat

        Well now I feel like a double dumbass, first for not realizing there were Pahrump glibs and second for not realizing there was another winery out here besides the one up on Winery Rd. As I know less than nothing about wine or how to properly enjoy it it’d probably be somewhat wasted on me, but if we’re able we should probably at least say hi sometime. I’ll likely be shoving off for distant shores in the next few months. As I understand it we have a forum now, so I can try to get in touch with you on there sometime.

        Best of luck with the decision, by the way.

      • hayeksplosives

        Thanks.

        My favorite winery is Artesian Cellars. Fun, smoke-free atmosphere. They have beer too, and good food, albeit a limited menu.

        They have a delightfully ghetto beverage known as the wine slushie. It’s exactly what it sounds like. You can get the Turbo version with a shot of vodka mixed in.

      • R.J.

        Speaking as a manager, management is a bum deal. Take the technical job. What say all of you?

      • hayeksplosives

        My previous job was part functional manager, part project manager, part technical.

        The director who offered the management job today told me he desperately needs me because the project is “a dumpster fire.”

        Totes appealing…

      • Zwak doesn't know what to ignite and what to extinguish

        If you look at it right, management is technical, only the pieces you are putting together are human. And once you look at it like that, it becomes a lot more interesting. Or it did for me. But, then again, I preferred to be half in the field and half in the office and so liked the cut and thrust of getting things set up like a well oil machine.

      • hayeksplosives

        I do approach it that way. I really love to set and track a good schedule and track resources, critical path, etc.

        (I secretly love to write proposals too…)

        I am going to be patient and see how it goes. My current boss and his boss are very supportive of whatever I choose.. We shall see.

      • rhywun

        I really love to set and track a good schedule and track resources, critical path, etc.

        Ah, well, you’re the opposite of me, then 🙂

      • R.J.

        Oh, none of that. I constantly fix other people’s dumpster fires. I have been known as “the janitor” for cleaning up other people’s shit. I hate that. It’s a living, for at least eight more years. After I retire I’d rather wave to people coming into Wal Mart than be a fixer again.

      • hayeksplosives

        I don’t mind being charged with fixing a dumpster fire as long as they give me the authority/budget needed to fix it.

        Otherwise it’s an exercise in frustration.

      • rhywun

        100% technical.

        Money might be the decider, of course.

        But yeah, I am not the manager sort and I hate work kinda-sorta pushing me in that direction.

      • R.J.

        The competent ones end up in management whether they want it or not. The ones to look for are maniacs who actively “want to be in management.” Those are Karens of the highest order to be avoided at all costs.

      • rhywun

        I just see all the bullshit my manager goes through on a daily basis and think, “I don’t want any part of that.”

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Management for sure. I get to build my team, which makes a world of difference in the work environment. I also can help control initiatives and shield my team from bullshit.

      • hayeksplosives

        Yeah, I see management as a gatekeeper function. I keep the upper management drama from bugging the productive employees, and keep petty underling drama from distracting the upper management from what they need to do.

        Knowing which issues to pass through the gate and which to block is everything.

        All that said, no way would a tech team respect me if I didn’t have the technical chops. If I came straight out of “business school” so I could climb a corporate ladder, I’d be rightfully ignored.

      • DrOtto

        Moving into a management position is why I’m now self employed and will never hire help. I never want to babysit adults again, thank you very much.

  26. JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

    The A’s really suck this year, but at least they swept the Astros.

  27. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    The best spot in the RV park is empty ( there had been long-termers staying there until yesterday). I want it so. Bad.

    But the Park Hosts assure me it will be occupied posthence.

  28. Animal

    I’m thinking of going bear hunting in a place called Troublesome Creek, which I am told is thick with both blacks and griz in August and September. Problem is, it’s a brushy damn place and not unusual to smell a bear before seeing it. Thinking of using the BullWhacker (Marlin 1895G, .45-70).

    If my story submissions suddenly cease, wanted y’all to know why.

    • rhywun

      😨

    • Animal

      Oh, we’ve been fucked for a while now. Well and truly.

    • rhywun

      Oh, fuck-balls.

      But I have to wonder how this will impact November – do the Dems really want to pass economy-destroying legislation immediately before an election that they are already projected to lose?

      I get throwing shit on the wall and seeing what sticks, but could just as well backfire.

  29. hayeksplosives

    Why /how/when did my avatar become a frog?

    • Animal

      <— Looks innocently skyward

      • hayeksplosives

        You know of the froggification?? Did I piss someone off?

      • Animal

        Nope. Not a clue. Was just attempting to provoke a response.

        Success!

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Mine changed too, sometime this afternoon.

    • UnCivilServant

      A hop, skip, and a jump ago?

    • R.J.

      I was wondering about that. You seem to change often so I didn’t think anything of it.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      You forgot to kiss a prince?

    • Zwak doesn't know what to ignite and what to extinguish

      Wait, you aren’t Shpipp?

      Oh shpipp!

    • Ted S.

      Mine has gone back to me at the top of the mountain rather than at the lake on the north side of the mountain.

      • R.J.

        You still look like you are hovering over a recent victim.

      • Ted S.

        This is the original.

        Here’s the full-sized photo of the other avatar.

    • Pat

      Scruffy Nerfherder and Stinky Wizzleteats’ changed as well. I figured it was some kind of inside joke I missed out on.

    • Tundra

      Mine became a top-hatted otter for awhile. I prefer the Yeti.

    • Plinker762

      Be careful, they are turning the frogs gay!

  30. Sean

    Mantis army deployed.

    • R.J.

      Excellent. They are cute little things.

    • DrOtto

      Dr. Mantis Tobbogan?

  31. kinnath

    I wonder what I look like

    • kinnath

      Same as it ever was

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Is there a workaround to see farcebook marketplace? I’m sure not signing up for an account.

    • Tundra

      Yeah, when did that change? It’s so much better than CL.

      I created a burner account for Twatter, I guess I could do the same for FB.

  33. kinnath

    Daily Quordle 184
    4️⃣3️⃣
    8️⃣7️⃣
    22 the hard way

    • Poppy

      We had a site failure earlier. Had to disable some stuff. But avatars came back quickly.

  34. R C Dean

    Avatar check.

  35. Tres Cool

    Ah, the joys of being a 3rd shift worker and having a d̶a̶y̶ night off…..
    Guess Im in here all by myself.

    • Contrarian P

      Maybe she otter have left sooner.