Don’t Doxx Me Bro: Part 2

by | Aug 31, 2022 | Entertainment, Film | 104 comments

So, this friend of mine that used to make short films, his first large scale ambitious project was called Curse of The Highway [TRT:00:32:29]. It’s over a half hour, so I won’t embed it here. But if you want you can view it via the link. The idea was to spoof old school horror movies. Being mainly inspired by 2 films: The Evil Dead and Tourist Trap. The latter of which was directed by a film school professor of this totally other guy that’s not me.

So, this was the early 2000s. When there were a bunch of low rent companies buying cheap horror movies to release on DVD. This friend of mine, he contacted one of these companies and got a tentative offer that if just a slightly better movie were made there would be a chance to get a release through this company.  So, a sequel was written to Curse of The Highway; Return to Soggy Bog.  Filming on this movie was only partially completed when most of the cast and crew just stopped showing up, because they got bored and were certainly not getting paid.

The plot, for those who care, involved the twin brothers of two characters that died in Curse of the Highway going to investigate the death of their brothers. Now a summer camp sits on the site of the creepy cabin where the original teens died. The lead councilor of the summer camp happens to run cult that worships The Soggy Bog Monster. In a botched ceremony the monster is set free to start killing the campers.

So, here is the extant footage from that endeavor without final audio or a locked edit. [TRT:00:06:52]

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104 Comments

  1. Tonio

    I want to know how at 00:01.47 you got to tie-up Maria Muldaur.

    Asking for a friend.

    • Grosspatzer

      One minute after they met at the oasis? Smooth operator!

  2. Sean

    Squid head!

    • Pat

      Infinitely superior to the Davy Jones CGI in Pirates of the Caribbean, if you ask me.

  3. Annoyed Nomad

    The “virgin” sacrifice babe did an excellent scream.

  4. Grosspatzer

    Where do I sign up for “drug counseling”?

  5. Tonio

    00:02:20 for the win. Bite on the right, spurt cherry sprite on the left.

    • grrizzly

      I loved that one too. There were also young guys… acting. It was entertaining.

    • Ted S.

      If the citizens don’t have guns, you don’t have to firebomb them to subdue them.

    • rhywun

      Meh, he’s just borrowing from Biden’s playbook of hate.

    • DrOtto

      The article highlights a school shooting, that took place at 1:00 a.m.

      • Chafed

        I noticed that too. I suppose a tutor and some students had a heated philosophical debate that ended in gunfire.

  6. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    OMG CPRM…”Camp Lawnjockey” and the counting scene! Ded.

      • Annoyed Nomad

        Yes, “Camp Lawnjockey” was great. I was expecting to see the mascot.

  7. Lackadaisical

    From the lunch slot:

    ‘immanentize the eschaton’

    And no one even mentions it?

    I’ve got a print out of that in my workstation.

    https://youtu.be/b9TE3226T-g

      • rhywun

        Reticulating splines?

      • Lackadaisical

        Creating the conditions for the apocalypse.

      • Lackadaisical

        Like by summoning aliens to destroy the city.

  8. grrizzly

    Serena, win one more match on Friday. Then I can watch your last match on Sunday in person.

    • rhywun

      Not a fan. I was hoping Kontaveit could get it done but sadly… no.

  9. R.J.

    From a future news report:

    “In 2023, a group of aging libertarians got together and finished The Return to Soggy Bog. It was a seamless, triumphant tour de force. The only noticeable difference between the original and new footage was that the female characters were all played by portly bearded men.”

    • Chafed

      I am not bearded!

      • Sean

        I am neither portly or bearded.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Vamos a minar por la playa.

  10. Gustave Lytton

    Holee fuck. JPY just under 140 against the dollar. Papa is getting some stuff tonight.

  11. Brochettaward

    It’s getting First in here
    So First
    So take off all your clothes
    I am gettin’ so First
    I wanna take my clothes off

  12. MikeS

    Fun stuff! I hope your friend made more movies that you can link to and talk about. It would be really cool if he did a movie about space invaders. From outer space.

    • Brochettaward

      The real action is movies about Firsters from the First Dimension.

  13. Gustave Lytton

    This makes me very happy

    https://twitter.com/akinan_official

    Quite a number of setbacks over her career/life, most recently health problems, but still not giving up. I wish YouTube hadn’t taken down her visit to Knots Berry Farm in the early 80’s. Brought back memories of the living in that period so vividly.

    https://youtu.be/zPlRLczZCxM

  14. Mojeaux

    If I may do a little mom brag, my kid got employee of the month at FedEx Freight, and she gets a coveted parking spot. She’s posting for full time tomorrow.

      • Mojeaux

        I saw the thing that you dun did. 😉

    • Chafed

      Congratulations to your daughter.

    • Brochettaward

      If they don’t make her full time, she should threaten to First all over and up their asses.

    • DEG

      Excellent.

  15. CPRM

    It was named Camp Lawnjockey after the character from the first Doxx post, Dr. captain Admiral Brock Lawnjocky. I had no idea statues could be racist until a few years ago.

    Just found this from Feb 18 2022
    Fact check: Black lawn jockey history tied to Jim Crow South, not Underground Railroad

    The statues, he added, would not have been valuable signals in the nighttime, when runaway slaves often traveled

    Can’t see Black Folk in the night! Totally not racist.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Don’t have sex with any species of jellyfish is probably good advice.

    • AlexinCT

      Spend a few days in a hospital after an encounter with a Man o’ War… That’s a jellyfish..

      • Rat on a train

        They are siphonophores not jellyfish.

      • Sean

        🧐🎩

    • Rat on a train

      I guess I’m surprised it was a women’s prison not juvy.

    • Rat on a train

      Never-Trumpers prefer Democrats

      • DEG

        Yep.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Also, Palin suckdiddlyucks and carries a baggage car’s worth of baggage so don’t read too much into it.

    • Lackadaisical

      They are in office what a whole 3 months?

      • Rat on a train

        Yes. It was the special to fill the vacancy.

    • Lackadaisical

      *yusef perks up*

      • UnCivilServant

        What’s with that god-awful phone screen in a browser window interface? They really need to drop that april fools ‘shorts’ joke already.

    • Rat on a train

      Welcome to the first day of meteorological fall for those north of the equator.

      • UnCivilServant

        *looks at weather forecast*

        Liar.

      • Gender Traitor

        NOOOOO!!! It’s summer until the equinox!! ::chants:: THREE MORE WEEKS!! THREE MORE WEEKS!!

        Good morning, RoaT, U, Sean, Stinky, and DEG.

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t see what’s so great about summer.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, I’m over it. Yesterday was the first day in weeks I threw open the windows for some fresh air.

      • Lackadaisical

        Strongly agreed.

        *notes ‘endless summer’ license plates*

        shiiiiiiiit.

      • Gender Traitor

        I can hang out on Tranquility Base all morning on the weekends.

        I’ll continue to do so until I have to go out bundled up in hoodies, sweatpants, thick socks, and fuzzy slippers, but I hate to see the summer season end. 😢

      • Gender Traitor

        (And gloves, usually the kind with the fingertips cut off.)

      • UnCivilServant

        Why would you cut off the fingertips?

      • Gender Traitor

        To type more easily and to use touchscreens. The ones I use were made for doing crafts and are actually designed more for “compression” than for warmth, but they help against the cold.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        It’s all a matter of taste, I love the summer and I’d have to move to the Sahara for it to be any hotter. A good bit less humidity would be nice though.

      • Gender Traitor

        Amen to less humidity! 😓

      • Rat on a train

        Attractive women in minimal clothing? Depending where you are it may be negated by unattractive people in minimal clothing.

      • UnCivilServant

        There is a noted dearth of attractive women around here.

        Think “The people of wal-mart”

      • Lackadaisical

        Agreed, NY outside of NYC is not exactly paradise for the male of the species (and admittedly, probably not for the female either)

  16. DEG

    Mornin’. I’m late for the gym. Today will be a long day.

    • UnCivilServant

      My calendar has 4.5 hours of nothing but pointless meetings, meaning by the time I’ve dealt with my emails, I won’t have time for any work.

    • Gender Traitor

      Time to dive into month-end reports, but I already have a head start on two of them. At some point, a coworker will send me a list of August recovery payments I’ll have already plugged into my report.

    • Rat on a train

      Is his name Walter Bedeker?

  17. Not Adahn

    Long drive today, Area 7 begins tomorrow.

      • Not Adahn

        Not entirely sure, but NY is in it. I think it’s NY and states to the NE of it.

        I’m not real solid on the organizational aspects of USPSA.

  18. robodruid

    We decided to have an “uncomfortable meeting” with the QC/QA of contractor. We have…….. questions. [work]

    • UnCivilServant

      Is there such a thing as a ‘comfortable meeting’?

    • Gender Traitor

      Does it include stale donuts and bad coffee (i.e., Starbucks?)

      • robodruid

        This is more of a “did you do any QC on this thing?”
        Go to page __, see this DO? Have you ever had a reading of 670 mg/l dissolved oxygen before?
        (Max DO @ STP is 9.8).

      • AlexinCT

        No hablo ingles…

  19. Lackadaisical

    I unironically loved the sneak peak, agree with others- nice ‘virgin’ sacrifice.

    It is maximum cheese is some ways, but the pace was great and engaging, compared to some cult classics (and even blockbusters…) that have done really well.

  20. Yusef drives a Kia

    Hola mi amigos! Time for covfefe and the Drive,
    Cheers!
    It’s driven me before,
    and it seems to have a vague,
    haunting Mass Appeal,
    lately I’ve beginning to find that I,
    should be the one behind the wheel,

  21. Rat on a train

    NINJA 2: Equity Boogaloo

    There seems to be no failed program from the past that the Biden Administration isn’t willing to implement in the present. Under pressure from the Federal Government, the second largest bank in the United States is beginning a first-time homebuyers’ test program in black and Hispanic neighborhoods. Bank of America Corp. plans to give home buyers mortgages without down payments, closing costs, or minimum credit scores.

    • Lackadaisical

      lol, didn’t we try this before?

      Just seems like raiding what wealth there is in those communities once they get foreclosed on.

    • Lackadaisical

      Also, how is this not illegal? As usual the FYYW (fuck you, you’re white) clause of the constitution rears it’s ugly head.*

      *though as indicated, the last thing anyone should want is government ‘help’

  22. Yusef drives a Kia

    The hate birds are leaving South,
    they fly in large squadrons of honking Beast,
    goodbye hate birds, goodbye