So, this friend of mine that used to make short films, his first large scale ambitious project was called Curse of The Highway [TRT:00:32:29]. It’s over a half hour, so I won’t embed it here. But if you want you can view it via the link. The idea was to spoof old school horror movies. Being mainly inspired by 2 films: The Evil Dead and Tourist Trap. The latter of which was directed by a film school professor of this totally other guy that’s not me.
So, this was the early 2000s. When there were a bunch of low rent companies buying cheap horror movies to release on DVD. This friend of mine, he contacted one of these companies and got a tentative offer that if just a slightly better movie were made there would be a chance to get a release through this company. So, a sequel was written to Curse of The Highway; Return to Soggy Bog. Filming on this movie was only partially completed when most of the cast and crew just stopped showing up, because they got bored and were certainly not getting paid.
The plot, for those who care, involved the twin brothers of two characters that died in Curse of the Highway going to investigate the death of their brothers. Now a summer camp sits on the site of the creepy cabin where the original teens died. The lead councilor of the summer camp happens to run cult that worships The Soggy Bog Monster. In a botched ceremony the monster is set free to start killing the campers.
So, here is the extant footage from that endeavor without final audio or a locked edit. [TRT:00:06:52]
I want to know how at 00:01.47 you got to tie-up Maria Muldaur.
Asking for a friend.
One minute after they met at the oasis? Smooth operator!
Squid head!
Infinitely superior to the Davy Jones CGI in Pirates of the Caribbean, if you ask me.
The “virgin” sacrifice babe did an excellent scream.
Where do I sign up for “drug counseling”?
00:02:20 for the win. Bite on the right, spurt cherry sprite on the left.
I loved that one too. There were also young guys… acting. It was entertaining.
https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/pa-a-backward-state-philly-mayor-says-in-criticism-of-state-gun-laws/3350560
Yeah. Fuck you Jimmy.
You bear no responsibility, right?
You run a corrupt shit hole filled with drugs and crime.
If the citizens don’t have guns, you don’t have to firebomb them to subdue them.
Meh, he’s just borrowing from Biden’s playbook of hate.
The article highlights a school shooting, that took place at 1:00 a.m.
I noticed that too. I suppose a tutor and some students had a heated philosophical debate that ended in gunfire.
Ass Wednesday live and in color.
https://archive.ph/miUsr/e17aaf3c190f1365c9b8c6265e5ba35e417f8992.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.ph/E4OEV/332827ce349c128799007fa900581945f0b0f832.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.ph/FOKBg/1d11f65ccd383159b4bf10489769e754b31717f2.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.ph/eP16R/69fca7b99acadb0e246bfca8072cdf3696a1efee.jpg
NSFW.
This is why I love Ass Wednesday.
Ass Wednesday live and in color.
I thought about Ass Wednesday not in color, and made the mistake of doing an image search on albino asses.
I just got a bunch of white donkeys. Very disappointed to be honest.
Nicely done. BTW, from the morning links, the first link of your two archives was clearly superior.
OMG CPRM…”Camp Lawnjockey” and the counting scene! Ded.
+1
Yes, “Camp Lawnjockey” was great. I was expecting to see the mascot.
From the lunch slot:
‘immanentize the eschaton’
And no one even mentions it?
I’ve got a print out of that in my workstation.
https://youtu.be/b9TE3226T-g
Basically this:
https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a1579581987_10.jpg
No one ever knows what it means.
Reticulating splines?
Creating the conditions for the apocalypse.
Like by summoning aliens to destroy the city.
Serena, win one more match on Friday. Then I can watch your last match on Sunday in person.
Not a fan. I was hoping Kontaveit could get it done but sadly… no.
From a future news report:
“In 2023, a group of aging libertarians got together and finished The Return to Soggy Bog. It was a seamless, triumphant tour de force. The only noticeable difference between the original and new footage was that the female characters were all played by portly bearded men.”
I am not bearded!
I am neither portly or bearded.
https://www.opb.org/article/2022/08/03/lithium-mining-oregon-alvord-desert-playa/
Ha ha.
Didn’t know there was actually a lithium mine in the US already.
Vamos a minar por la playa.
Holee fuck. JPY just under 140 against the dollar. Papa is getting some stuff tonight.
It’s getting First in here
So First
So take off all your clothes
I am gettin’ so First
I wanna take my clothes off
Don Williams doesn’t believe in your schtick, but he believes in you.
https://youtu.be/-nXwBuESP0E
Fun stuff! I hope your friend made more movies that you can link to and talk about. It would be really cool if he did a movie about space invaders. From outer space.
The real action is movies about Firsters from the First Dimension.
This makes me very happy
https://twitter.com/akinan_official
Quite a number of setbacks over her career/life, most recently health problems, but still not giving up. I wish YouTube hadn’t taken down her visit to Knots Berry Farm in the early 80’s. Brought back memories of the living in that period so vividly.
https://youtu.be/zPlRLczZCxM
Fuck. The. Squirrels.
If I may do a little mom brag, my kid got employee of the month at FedEx Freight, and she gets a coveted parking spot. She’s posting for full time tomorrow.
Way to go, FedEXX!
I saw the thing that you dun did. 😉
Congratulations to your daughter.
If they don’t make her full time, she should threaten to First all over and up their asses.
Excellent.
It was named Camp Lawnjockey after the character from the first Doxx post, Dr. captain Admiral Brock Lawnjocky. I had no idea statues could be racist until a few years ago.
Just found this from Feb 18 2022
Fact check: Black lawn jockey history tied to Jim Crow South, not Underground Railroad
Can’t see Black Folk in the night! Totally not racist.
https://www.nj.com/news/2022/08/rare-mauve-stinger-jellyfish-found-at-the-jersey-shore-its-sting-is-intense-scientists-warn.html
Don’t put yer dick in that.
Don’t have sex with any species of jellyfish is probably good advice.
Spend a few days in a hospital after an encounter with a Man o’ War… That’s a jellyfish..
They are siphonophores not jellyfish.
🧐🎩
https://ktla.com/news/former-chaplain-at-bay-area-prison-sentenced-to-7-years-in-prison-for-sexually-abusing-inmates/
(Insert your own snarky comment.)
I guess I’m surprised it was a women’s prison not juvy.
https://nypost.com/2022/08/31/peltola-beats-palin-wins-alaska-house-special-election/
*Side eyes Alaska*
Never-Trumpers prefer Democrats
Yep.
Also, Palin suckdiddlyucks and carries a baggage car’s worth of baggage so don’t read too much into it.
They are in office what a whole 3 months?
Yes. It was the special to fill the vacancy.
https://nationaltoday.com/ginger-cat-appreciation-day/
Pet some gingers today.
*yusef perks up*
Just don’t piss one off!
What’s with that god-awful phone screen in a browser window interface? They really need to drop that april fools ‘shorts’ joke already.
https://www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia/news/tight-security-expected-in-philadelphia-during-president-joe-bidens-visit-to-independence-hall/
Stay home Joe. Sniff kids in DC or MD.
Morning, glibs
Welcome to the first day of meteorological fall for those north of the equator.
*looks at weather forecast*
Liar.
NOOOOO!!! It’s summer until the equinox!! ::chants:: THREE MORE WEEKS!! THREE MORE WEEKS!!
Good morning, RoaT, U, Sean, Stinky, and DEG.
I don’t see what’s so great about summer.
Yeah, I’m over it. Yesterday was the first day in weeks I threw open the windows for some fresh air.
Strongly agreed.
*notes ‘endless summer’ license plates*
shiiiiiiiit.
I can hang out on Tranquility Base all morning on the weekends.
I’ll continue to do so until I have to go out bundled up in hoodies, sweatpants, thick socks, and fuzzy slippers, but I hate to see the summer season end. 😢
(And gloves, usually the kind with the fingertips cut off.)
Why would you cut off the fingertips?
To type more easily and to use touchscreens. The ones I use were made for doing crafts and are actually designed more for “compression” than for warmth, but they help against the cold.
It’s all a matter of taste, I love the summer and I’d have to move to the Sahara for it to be any hotter. A good bit less humidity would be nice though.
Amen to less humidity! 😓
Attractive women in minimal clothing? Depending where you are it may be negated by unattractive people in minimal clothing.
There is a noted dearth of attractive women around here.
Think “The people of wal-mart”
Agreed, NY outside of NYC is not exactly paradise for the male of the species (and admittedly, probably not for the female either)
Mornin’. I’m late for the gym. Today will be a long day.
My calendar has 4.5 hours of nothing but pointless meetings, meaning by the time I’ve dealt with my emails, I won’t have time for any work.
Time to dive into month-end reports, but I already have a head start on two of them. At some point, a coworker will send me a list of August recovery payments I’ll have already plugged into my report.
“Crypto Exchange Founder Fled With $2 Billion Busted, Faces 40,000 Years in Jail”
https://www.tomshardware.com/news/thodex-crypto-exchange-founder-busted-faces-40000-years-in-jail#xenforo-comments-3776202
Meh, I bet with good behavior he’ll be out in only 10,000.
Is his name Walter Bedeker?
Long drive today, Area 7 begins tomorrow.
What’s An Area 7?
Not entirely sure, but NY is in it. I think it’s NY and states to the NE of it.
I’m not real solid on the organizational aspects of USPSA.
We decided to have an “uncomfortable meeting” with the QC/QA of contractor. We have…….. questions. [work]
Is there such a thing as a ‘comfortable meeting’?
Does it include stale donuts and bad coffee (i.e., Starbucks?)
This is more of a “did you do any QC on this thing?”
Go to page __, see this DO? Have you ever had a reading of 670 mg/l dissolved oxygen before?
(Max DO @ STP is 9.8).
No hablo ingles…
I unironically loved the sneak peak, agree with others- nice ‘virgin’ sacrifice.
It is maximum cheese is some ways, but the pace was great and engaging, compared to some cult classics (and even blockbusters…) that have done really well.
Hola mi amigos! Time for covfefe and the Drive,
Cheers!
It’s driven me before,
and it seems to have a vague,
haunting Mass Appeal,
lately I’ve beginning to find that I,
should be the one behind the wheel,
“This Math Teacher Commuted 4 Hours A Day. His Students Surprised Him With A Car”
https://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/4776/This-Math-Teacher-Commuted-4-Hours-A-Day-His-Students-Surprised-Him-With-A-Car
Sort of a waste of time on a school day but a nice feelgood study nonetheless.
NINJA 2: Equity Boogaloo
lol, didn’t we try this before?
Just seems like raiding what wealth there is in those communities once they get foreclosed on.
Also, how is this not illegal? As usual the FYYW (fuck you, you’re white) clause of the constitution rears it’s ugly head.*
*though as indicated, the last thing anyone should want is government ‘help’
The hate birds are leaving South,
they fly in large squadrons of honking Beast,
goodbye hate birds, goodbye