Friday Morning Links of Anticipation

by | Aug 19, 2022 | Daily Links | 401 comments

Tonight’s the night! I get to wear my new leisure suit to the bar and WebDom promises me that this will be an absolute pussy magnet. “Dad, your main problem will be allocating your Hot Man-Meat self to the hungering female hordes who will beset you.” Well, she didn’t say “hordes” or “beset” since them’s fancy words and she don’t use fancy words, at least not since she got that last tattoo, but it was the clear meaning. Anyway, this is going to be great and I’m likely to begin tomorrow’s Links with, “I always thought you made these letters up, but here’s what happened to me…” followed by a story with several girls, a midget, and an amputee.

Birthdays today include the French Kamala Harris; the George Soros of his day; a guy who succeeded by taking a flyer; a disgusting piece de merde; Baltimore’s second best poet; a guy whom you can blame for Gene Roddenberry’s horrible shows; a guy whom you can blame for perverting Philo Farnsworth’s invention; the author of Tennis Without Balls; a man to beware; a guy who fucked Kellyanne Conway AND Margaret Carlson; the guy who put Peyronie’s Disease on the map; and a guy who fucked Wil Wheaton.

And now on to actual Links.

 

Wow, when your propaganda is why it’s a Good Thing to expand the size and power of the IRS, you have a novel strategy.

 

So wait, washing with soap is a good thing? Pro Tip: Every time you see the phrase “forever chemicals,” you’re dealing with a bullshitter.

 

Why does this surprise anyone?

 

I don’t see how this could possibly be constitutional.

 

I don’t see how this could possibly be constitutional.

 

Grant-chasing for fun and profit.

 

Old Guy Music hit a couple of chords…

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401 Comments

  1. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’
    yo whats goody

  2. Tres Cool

    “I always thought you made these letters up, but here’s what happened to me…”

    Get some stank on the hang-down !

    • Tonio

      Morning, Tres! Thanks for the new word (hang-down), that’s like crack for writers and editors.

      • Atanarjuat

        There was a funny moment in the movie Role Models where a kid makes up sexual abuse by Stiffler’s character. “He grabbed my hang-down!” “Huh? I have my own hang-down to grab.”

      • AlexinCT

        True

        What happened to that kid? I thought he had a bright future. Did he run into Will Smith and get bitchslapped without some camera being around and then ran off?

      • Bobarian LMD

        a story with several girls, a midget, and an amputee

        As long as you don’t end up being the amputee, sounds like fun.

  3. UnCivilServant

    Now you can be giddy with Links.

    I am never giddy.

    • db

      You identify more as Alix?

      • Penguin

        With his timing? Niil.

  4. The Late P Brooks

    followed by a story with several girls, a midget, and an amputee.

    And a bath tub filled with ice.

    • Tres Cool

      “So many people were there that the concrete around the pool crumbled and fell into the water. It was like ‘Jersey Shore’ meets a frat party. We are preparing a massive lawsuit . . . We’re waiting to serve him. B̵r̵e̵t̵t̵ OMWC was last seen on Sunday chugging Champagne with two midgets.”

    • AlexinCT

      And a missing kidney?

  5. Certified Public Asshat

    There were definitely signs of growing GOP opposition to the IRS under presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush, but it really took off (as with so much else) when Barack Obama was president. The Government Accountability Office recently found that overall IRS audit rates have plunged in recent years, and are now at their lowest rates in generations.

    But her (the other one) emails.

    • AlexinCT

      With all the various 3 letter US bureaucracies weaponized, any American that isn’t a leftist drone – and even they should be worried, because the machine will have no compunction using their weaponry against one of their own for gain – is being put on notice that the government bureaucracy will never give up their power without a fight to the death. And they are fine killing you.

      • Chafed

        Is there a single leftist who has learned that lesson?

      • AlexinCT

        I am not sure what your ask is, but based on historical perspectives, leftists always seem to cheer this shit on when it is their enemies taking it. The Bolsheviks cheered the killing of their enemies, never realizing that while wave one and two of the lining up the enemy to kill them is the people they dislike, all subsequent waves, and there will be numerous of those, will be them being put down cause they no longer serve the cause of the power wielders.

    • rhywun

      so much else

      Such as the weaponization of the IRS against the administration’s enemies?

  6. AlexinCT

    Wow, when your propaganda is why it’s a Good Thing to expand the size and power of the IRS, you have a novel strategy.

    As many people believe, with Biden being but a step up from qualifying in intellect as a fucking vegetable, this is a third Obama term. Remember that one of the most effective and efficient weapons Obama wielded against his political enemies, was the IRS. Yeah, the usual lying shits pretending to be a media protected his administration from that scandal – as they did with scores of others – and the crooks think they will be able to do it yet again.

    The new IRS agents are not gong to go after the rich. The rich get lawyers and can fight back. They will also not just target everybody not rich. No, the intent is to sick them on people the US government labels as problematic, especially the people resisting the globalist agenda, and to force them to pay up money or risk jail time.

    It’s going to be a lot of abuse, intimidation, and when convenient, a weapon to lock up their political enemies.

    • Drake

      The conspiracy theory I’ve heard thrown around…
      1. The ATF starts changing the definition on National Firearms Act restricted firearms and accessories.

      2. The new woke IRS army descends on firearms owners who now owe a bunch of tax money. Collect the money and guns while killing a lot of them.

      3. Peace on Earth – or civil war. They seem okay with either.

      • Chafed

        May I offer you a roll of tinfoil?

      • Drake

        Yes please.

        (I don’t buy into this theory – but no good will come if they really hire 4 infantry divisions worth of armed IRS agents)

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        #1 certainly isn’t a conspiracy theory. The ATF is actively trying to a reclassify a pistol with a stabilization brace as an SBR.

        I guess they could be doing it for just fun, but it’s a great approach to instantly turn hundreds of thousands of gun owners into felons overnight.

        If they wanted to take action on those felons, #2 is just one of several possibilities.

      • AlexinCT

        That chart is missing a column indicating the breakdown of these new audit targets being people the state tells the IRS are problematic….

        Oh wait. Since the number would be 100% of tem, you don’t need the column.

      • hayeksplosives

        They spend that much time and money going after people with >$25k in income???

      • UnCivilServant

        Microtransactions are the most profitable monetization scheme game companies have come up with. So collecting what little bits you can from the vast swathes who make little will add up

        (I’m assuming the > was meant as a < )

      • AlexinCT

        If you tell someone that only makes $25K a year to pony up $500, they are not gonna say “Fuck you, I am getting a lawyer and suing you.” and will just pay up to avoid the hassle. it is a massively lucrative racket.

      • R.J.

        Yes, they really do. I was audited at my lowest point in income, twice. No way to afford help or get help. Those assholes love it when you can’t fight back.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    “For decades, Republicans have starved the IRS of funding, and now American taxpayers are paying the price,” House Ways and Means Committee Chairman Richard Neal (D-Mass.) said in a statement in February

    .

    Unholy vengeance?

    • R.J.

      He means we WILL pay the price. In higher taxes and harassment.

  8. Rat on a train

    Every time you see the phrase “forever chemicals,” you’re dealing with a bullshitter.
    Oxidane is a “forever chemical” that is also an amphiprotic solvent and greenhouse gas.

    • UnCivilServant

      Bah, tis nothing compared to hydrogen hydroxide.

    • Ted S.

      Helium is a forever chemical

      • AlexinCT

        Are Unubtanium and Bullshitium, the chemicals that makes marxism work, also forever?

      • UnCivilServant

        Untrue

        /Red Giant Stars

      • Not Adahn

        Nope, it escapes harmlessly into outer space.

      • UnCivilServant

        Harmlessly?! It’s absconding with our Mass! Get it back!

    • R.J.

      I can make greenhouse gas.

      Pull my finger.

      • Rat on a train

        Do you play rugby?

      • R.J.

        If I fall short of the line, I can gas jet myself across to victory. It’s a skill.

  9. Atanarjuat

    “Conversion therapy is a traumatic practice based on junk science that actively harms the people it supposedly seeks to treat,” Wolf said in a press release.

    Now do top/bottom surgery. DeSantis should ban genital mutilation next.

    • AlexinCT

      We live in an age where people with mental disorders are encouraged to go to extremes and then deal with the consequences on their own 9cause they will be canceled the moment they question if they had been done a disservice by the people encouraging this shit)….

  10. Fourscore

    By golly, OMWC, you are a snappy dresser. I’m guessing those are your everyday duds. You’re going to wow all the ladies at the church bizarre.

  11. Count Potato

    “Veling said she first got involved in the book review committee when she realized that many of the titles being challenged were LGBTQ+ books. She said both her sons are openly gay and when they want to read a book, she typically buys it for them. But her concern is for kids who might not have that same support at home.

    “If they don’t have access to a book that is reflective of who they are, does it just continue to make them feel like they’re in a homophobic area? So I started speaking up because of that,” Veling said. “It’s to all the other kids that won’t have access to it, who really do need access to it.””

    Both of her sons are openly gay? How old are they?

    • Fourscore

      Taking cues from teenagers can be misleading. Puberty is a helluva drug.

    • Rat on a train

      If they don’t have access to a book that is reflective of who they are
      I only read my auto-biography.

      • AlexinCT

        I am a lesbian trapped in a man’s body! Who should I be reading to feel better about that?

      • Rat on a train

        I don’t know. I didn’t read Harlequin romances growing up so the sexuality of characters wasn’t important. Most characters were not like me which gave me something to imagine.

    • Tonio

      “But her concern is for kids who might not have that same support at home.”

      So, she wants to use the schools to propagandize. Got it.

      • AlexinCT

        That’s why kids today come out of school dumber than if they had just avoided the experience completely…

    • rhywun

      I wonder what is the nature of these “LGBTQ+ books”.

      Could be anything from “Heather Has Two Mommies” to… well, use your imagination. Schools are sneaking in all kinds of objectionable material under the fig leaf of “LGBTQ+ books”.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Apparently “not your fucking business” isn’t an option for Veling.

  12. Atanarjuat

    Wow, so Coco Chanel consorted with Nazis. Old Man, it’s wild how much esoteric knowledge you have about people I’ve never (or barely) heard of.

    • Ted S.

      Now do Maurice Chevalier, the original OMWC.

    • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

      Eh, my dad’s sixth cousin did too, after she married the King of England.

  13. Atanarjuat

    “For decades, Republicans have starved the IRS of funding, and now American taxpayers are paying the price,” House Ways and Means Committee Chairman Richard Neal (D-Mass.) said in a statement in February.

    That sounds like a threat.

    • Drake

      A simple tax code is never the answer.

      • DrOtto

        The current tax code is like the drug war, it’s an employment racket. Keeps agents of the state busy. A simple tax code would wipe out the perceived need for those 87k new agents. And for the love God, won’t somebody think of the poor accountants who would be put on the streets by a simpler tax code.

      • UnCivilServant

        Think of all the new bookkeeping positions available in the businesses that can now thrive without the oppressive taxation. They’ll have plenty of opportunities, even if they don’t change sectors.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s worth noting that one of the biggest lobbyists against a flat tax was H&R Block.

      • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

        Doing work Americans won’t do!

    • Tonio

      No, the US taxpayers are NOT paying the price, shitheels like Neal are sad that they aren’t looting as much money as they’d like for their pet projects.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    Democrats said such rhetoric is false and inflammatory.
    “The incendiary conspiracy theories Republicans are pushing about armed IRS agents are increasingly dangerous and out-of-control,” said Senator Ron Wyden (D-Ore.), chairman of the Senate Finance Committee, calling the language being used by “high-ranking Republicans” in speaking about increased funding for the IRS “shockingly irresponsible.”

    Fucking racist anti-government Nazi bastards, riling up the deplorables just to score a few political points. It’s shameful.

    • juris imprudent

      We learned it from you Dems!!! /juvenile Repubs

  15. AlexinCT

    That Mar-a-Lago raid? The reason for it was exactly what I speculated the other day: The corruptocracy was looking to take documents Trump declassified, but they wanted to keep out of the people’s hands to protect their criminality around a slew of criminal activities, but especially the whole Russia Collusion hoax, he had taken so he could release them when he thought it was time to hurt the machine the hardest….

    “White House counsel and company disobeyed a presidential order and implemented federal governmental bureaucracy on the way out to basically send the stash to the National Archives, and now that’s where it’s at,” Patel said in a subsequent interview on June 23 on a different pro-Trump internet show.

    Trump and his allies have for years pushed aggressively to declassify materials related to the FBI’s “Crossfire Hurricane” investigation that examined alleged ties between Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign and Russia — a probe that was later put under the control of Robert Mueller following his appointment as special counsel. Patel, who previously served under then-Rep. Devin Nunes (R-Calif.) during Nunes’ time as chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, has claimed that nonpublic information provided to Congress undercut the Russia probe and helped support Trump’s claim that the investigation lacked merit.

    It’s not an accident that the very FBI people that executed that raid are the same ones under criminal investigation by the Durham council for the hoaxes, fake impeachments, and a slew of other crimes to oust a sitting president they didn’t like.

    • Atanarjuat

      It is certainly looking that way. But what did they think Trump was going to do with the documents? Apparently they’ve been sitting in boxes for 18 months.

      • AlexinCT

        So, my call is that they were hoping that he would not release the documents – unless he was totally forced to – because he still would have to wait for them to properly black-out the sensitive information in these documents or risk them trying to go after him with some obstruction or other charges. My guess is that they have been slow walking the process, but now are planning to do something – my guess another big hoax based again on the same bullshit as usual (see that lying and conniving asshat Strzok coming back out form under whatever rock he had been hiding since he was proven to be a criminal, to actually insinuate Trump has a Russian passport), they know will make him feel he would feel was enough of a push to release the documents, so they wanted to deny him the ability to do that.

        Our government bureaucracy seems to be beyond saving. It’s now run by criminals that have as their top priority protecting themselves, their power, and the political party that has sold out to them. They will fight to the bitter end and I am going to make a prediction that they will have no problem murdering people they feel are a risk to their power. In fact, I think one of the things they are really hoping for is for their political enemies to do something they can use as an excuse to crack down on everyone, mercilessly, and with brutal force.

      • Tonio

        You should check out Strok’s twitter feed.

      • AlexinCT

        Let me guess, Tonio: The asshole resents the fact the people he looks down on still refuse to accept they did wrong by not seeing what he was doing, while absolutely criminal, was for their own good…..

      • Atanarjuat

        After perusing it for 2 minutes, he made a total ass of himself posting a tweet thread about the malfeasance of Trump having 2 passports, only to publicly learn at the end that presidents are issued a second diplomatic passport. Dumbass.

      • AlexinCT

        But he just KNOWS he is smarter than everyone else and the only one that knows what is good for everyone else…

      • Atanarjuat

        Maybe Trump was saving them for the 2024 campaign season.

      • AlexinCT

        I bet that was definitely part of the consideration. Remember, the main goal of the machine is to make it so Trump, and anyone that like him would not be coerced to do what the machine wills, never rise up to challenge them again…

    • Tonio

      Hopefully, he has copies of some of the more damning stuff stored elsewhere, with instructions to release them if he should be arrested/imprisoned/die.

      • R.J.

        That would not surprise me. He plans fairly well.

  16. juris imprudent

    RealClear Publishing Preview: Branding Democrats

    Disappointed that the article did not include what branding irons were going to be used.

    Democrats fail to achieve widespread and sustained election success because they fail to exploit the tenets of long-term branding and smart marketing.

    • Rat on a train

      It is always the messaging not the policies. The people just aren’t grateful for what the Democrats are doing to them.

    • rhywun

      Huh. It turns out “we hate you and we want you dead” isn’t an effective marketing strategy after all.

    • Plisade

      Reminds me of a new meal-kit type product line that corporate once dreamed up. It had many flaws, but most of all it just didn’t taste good. Several years after it failed and we had stopped producing it, product development pushed, successfully, to sell it again. They justified doing so by saying that the previous name/brand of the line sucked, and they now had a better name. I said, “Yeah, that’ll make it taste better.”

      • Nephilium

        Did it taste like despair?

      • Plisade

        Indeed, it did. The 2nd time around – which failed as well – had some fancy name following the “artisanal, craft” marketing fad. The product was for use in slow cookers, so we called where we produced it the “crock” line.

      • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

        Oh, I would have loved to be an account manager on that!

        “Really, you think that is a good name? It is right up there with Nut Snack.”

      • UnCivilServant

        “We can’t use that, Planters has it trademarked.”

        /I don’t know if true.

      • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

        Say it out loud.

        (I don’t know who had used it, but the wife and I saw exactly one commercial with that slogan, and of course, we mistook it for Nut Sack.)

      • UnCivilServant

        Quite frankly, I had read it as ‘Sack’ the first time around.

    • AlexinCT

      When your political strategy is about managing what people believe about you rather than solving the problems you were elected by those people to solve, do not act as if the people are the problem. And have no doubt that the dnc and the old republican party apparatchiks were/are about managing perception and doing nothing but robbing the coffers.

    • Atanarjuat

      It happened recently at Dunkin Donuts too. Probably helped the kid’s defense that the old man was on video saying the N word to him.

      • Rat on a train

        words are violence

      • AlexinCT

        And real violence is just acting out against oppression, right?

    • AlexinCT

      When you are pissed at the world cause all you can do is work “How can I help you?” jobs, some people snap…

      This guy should blame the public school system for his behavior after it did em a disservice and left em unqualified to do anything that would result in well paying work….

      • R C Dean

        No, he really shouldn’t blame anyone because he is a violent idiot with impulse control issues. That’s all on him.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Economists Gabriel Zucman and Emmanuel Saez wrote in an analysis of American wealth inequality,that audit rates of the largest estate tax returns have been almost completely eliminated in recent years.

    When somebody dredges those two idiots up, you know they’re serious.

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  19. PieInTheSky

    I don’t see how this could possibly be constitutional. – it is all about mustard

  20. robodruid

    I have to deal with the cleanup of these “forever chemicals”.
    This can be shockingly good news for some of them.

    Since i have to deal with the fire fighting foams, i am still doomed i guess.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    But that’s all in the years to come. For now, the fact that the IRS is set to see a financial rescue is cause for celebration in and of itself. The IRS is not becoming a “shadow army,” as Cruz would have it. It is instead an agency emerging from financial duress that will finally be able to do its job in the name of the American people.

    Heroes of the Reich. There will be a special place in Heaven for them.

    • Grumbletarian

      Only traitors would be against the hiring of 87,000 Sheriffs of Nottingham.

  22. PieInTheSky

    Did I tell you guys I hate LVS? I think I did. Goddamnit.

    • KK the Dalit

      Licking Vintage Silicone?

      • PieInTheSky

        I mean despite my job, I dislike silicone

      • AlexinCT

        So, no fake titties or bubble butts for you?

      • PieInTheSky

        no, though I keep visiting my favorite escort despite her getting fake tits

      • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

        Two of the three worst things ever. The inventors should sit in two of the mouths of Satan, and whomever came up with injecting lips should sit in the center mouth, taking Judas’ place.

      • rhywun

        Luther van Sauce?

    • Atanarjuat

      What do you have against Ludwig von Siegen, (c. mars 1609 Cologne – c. 1680 Wolfenbüttel, Germany) a German soldier and amateur engraver, who invented the printmaking technique of mezzotint, a printing-process reliant on mechanical pressure used to print more complex engravings than previously possible?

    • Tonio

      Las Vegas Sands?

    • Rat on a train

      Did you lose a lot of money at the Sands?

    • Fatty Bolger

      Louis Vuitton Shoes?

  23. KK the Dalit

    Chanel is overrated. Paul Poiret and Elsa Schiaparelli were the true talents of the age.

  24. PieInTheSky

    The Old World Order Is About To Collapse – Peter Zeihan | Modern Wisdom Podcast 514

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRT7P-VKM0k

    Does any one know about this Peter Zeihan fella and is he full of shit or worth a listen?

    • juris imprudent

      I’ve found him to be interesting, and he worked with George Friedman (who is very interesting) for years. If he’s right about the demographics, China is no real threat anymore than Japan is.

    • Ted S.

      Probably shot, but he confirms people’s prejudices.

      • SDF-7

        “Iconic”? Really 46? Just painting a rainbow over a damned crosswalk isn’t Major Art.

        CBS should never have bought them — they should have stayed syndication and oddball movies…. was a better channel.

      • UnCivilServant

        I believe painting that rainbow in the first place is a violation of the laws regarding road markings.

      • Rat on a train

        +1 Black Lives Matter Plaza

      • Pine_Tree

        top dial: 2, 5, 8 (GPB), 11
        bottom dial with lots of clicks: 17 (wrestling), 36 (sometimes, maybe), 46 (cartoons and movies)

        yeah, 46 as CBS is against all my childhood programming

      • Rat on a train

        Growing up I had a lot of broadcast options: 2 KCBS, 4 KNBC, 5 KTLA (syndicated shows and Tom Hatten), 7 KABC , 9 KHJ (Elvira’s Movie Macabre), 11 KTTV (independent then FOX), 13 KCOP (game shows and Japanese imports), 28 KCET (PBS), 50 KOCE (PBS).

    • Not Adahn

      Why do they hate Queers for Palestine?

      • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

        For the same reason Palestine hates queers.

      • UnCivilServant

        They don’t produce enough next generation suicide bombers?

  25. Count Potato

    “Apple security flaw threatens ‘everything we hold dear’: BILLIONS across globe scramble to update iPhones and Macs as tech giant reveals cyber crooks can take control of devices and access bank accounts, photos and more”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11126551/Apple-reveals-security-vulnerabilities-affecting-iPhones-iPads.html

    “How to protect yourself from the Apple security flaw affecting iPhones, iPads and Macs – after experts warn hackers could track your location, read your messages, view your contacts and even access your microphone and camera”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11126465/How-protect-Apple-security-flaw-affecting-iPhones-iPads-Macs.html

    • Sean

      I know someone who recently claimed his iphone was severely compromised.

      Hmmm…

      I’m still on 13.3.1.

      Anyone else worried about updating?

      • SDF-7

        I’m always a bit paranoid about “What crap will they sneak in this time”, but since I’m on 15.4.1 already, a couple minor version bumps probably won’t be too bad. I’m going ahead and doing the update now.

      • R.J.

        Yes. I read all the notes and wait a week for scary news before updating.

    • db

      Why I don’t use Apple Wallet or Google Pay

      • juris imprudent

        ^^^ THIS. The entire eco-system is unsecured and unmanageable, by design.

      • R.J.

        Yes, I definitely do not use that. Plastic card in secure wallet is as far as I’ll go.

      • R C Dean

        So, you don’t buy anything online using your credit card?

      • Raven Nation

        I use AW for AAA & Proof of Insurance cards. But not a credit card.

    • rhywun

      I doubt any of them made off with more than $950 dollars of merchandise so no need to waste precious resources going after them.

      • Tonio

        That’s like twenty cartons of name-brand cigarettes, so possible. Also, clearing out vaping supplies could probably take one person over.

      • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

        Well, if it is vaping supplies, send the SWAT and FBI after them! That stuff kills!

      • AlexinCT

        Oh, don’t you worry, cause the problems will suss themselves out…

        Eventually the entities under attack will simply have to stop operating, and then the people stuck in these areas will all be fucked and ready to beg government to become their savior.

      • rhywun

        And then we’re back to “food deserts” to complete the circle.

      • AlexinCT

        By design…

        That’s what I think escapes most people…

        These people that are enabling this have as an end goal of terrorizing the people affected into compliance and being willing to accept any deal, no matter how brutal and evil, to make it stop….

    • Rebel Scum

      The looting ends when the shooting begins.

      • UnCivilServant

        The looting also begins when the shooting ends.

        It depends who wins the fighting.

    • DrOtto

      As long as no swastikas got painted.

    • juris imprudent

      YOUR CHILDREN WILL DIE IF YOU DON’T TREMBLE IN FEAR LIKE WE TELL YOU TO.

    • Rebel Scum

      Flu’s do not cause rashes. Looks like chicken pox.

      Also, fuck off.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    “If we could just find out how much they owe, and make them pay….”

  27. EvilSheldon

    Good morning!

    I’m off to the NY State USPSA Championship. Look like we’ll be having some great weather to go along with the great shooting.

    @NotAdhan – Should be hitting the range around 2-3pm to walk the stages. Look for the pudgy white guy with facial hair.

    • rhywun

      *pictures a sea of pudgy white guys with facial hair*

      • Not Adahn

        …you’re not at all wrong.

      • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

        Is it a Libertarian convention?

    • Not Adahn

      It’s a beautiful day to clean guns! Well, gun. The one I’ll be shooting tomorrow. It’s been a few thousand rounds (forgive be St. Browning for I have sinned). Now off to the range to make sure I didn’t break anything while cleaning it. Should shoot weak-handed since there’s one of those stages.

  28. Atanarjuat

    I’m like the opposite world Pope Jimbo. Today’s ray of darkness: Cops mag-dump into a guy standing still with his hands up, the backstop being a bunch of young nightlife people, hitting 6 of them.

    • Grumbletarian

      Look, the important thing is that all the cops got home safely to their families.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I’m like the opposite world Pope Jimbo

      I totes despise you smart, good-looking skinny people!

    • MikeS

      Jesus Christ. That’s straight up murder. Those fuckers better go to jail. Enraging.

  29. Sean

    Daily Quordle 207
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    quordle.com

    meh.

    • SDF-7

      Meh indeed.

      Daily Quordle 207
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    • Grumbletarian

      Daily Quordle 207
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      Upper right took three guesses.

      • robc

        Daily Quordle 207
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        Right there with you.

    • Grummun

      6 3
      8 7

    • whiz

      Daily Quordle 207
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      LR was a bear.

    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 207
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      Shitty.

    • grrizzly

      Daily Quordle 207
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    • Grosspatzer

      Daily Quordle 207
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  30. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Re IRS
    Anything that enables an all encompassing state is by definition a Good Thing. That which opposes the state is a Bad Thing, even if that thing that takes peoples’ hard earned money to squander. There’s no pro government position they will not show fealty to.

  31. Rebel Scum

    The IRS needs greater support to carry out its most essential functions, like processing tax returns, enforcing the tax code, and closing the tax gap.

    And using sjw’s with poor trigger discipline to arrest people apparently.

  32. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Speaking of forever chemicals, I spoke with a customer today that’s in the business of manufacturing boron-nitride nanotubes for research purposes.

    He was fairly confident about the safety, but admitted that they don’t have a clue about long-term exposure effects.

    • AlexinCT

      Given enough time, something, anything, will kill us all…

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Hyper-stable structures like that are chemical oddities and they tend to go everywhere.

        That said, BNNTs have some interesting properties like high thermal conductivity while remaining a good electrical insulator.

    • Atanarjuat

      Forever chemicals, forever wars, finding a forever home (in pet adoption). Adult speech is taking phrases from babies and toddlers.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Anything that enables an all encompassing state is by definition a Good Thing. That which opposes the state is a Bad Thing, even if that thing that takes peoples’ hard earned money to squander. There’s no pro government position they will not show fealty to.

    Learn to love Big Brother, Citizen. He only wants what’s best for you.

  34. Rebel Scum

    Scientists believe there is a one in six chance of a major volcanic eruption this century which could dramatically change the world’s climate and put millions of lives in danger.

    So when the next little ice age comes we can blame it on anthropogenic climate change and further impoverish and enslave humanity.

    • AlexinCT

      Ain’t it convenient that these fucks suddenly want people to think that anything nature does is going to hurt them, so the solution is for people to lose their freedoms? I mean, fuck, I never knew nature was that brutal – Disney movies made it all out to be a sweet walk in the park – and that government taking away my freedoms would put that bitch in her place…

      • UnCivilServant

        The only way to put nature in her place is to take up arms and tools and impose human order on the wilds. Go forth and be industrius!

      • AlexinCT

        The only solutions with any chance to stave of Gaia’s petty behavior (and that bitch goes orders of magnitude further than your usual vindictive bitch), are technological ones. Not tricknological ones like the globalists pretend.

    • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

      In the Year of Our Lord, 536 AD.

  35. Sean

    Another security question:

    Tap to pay debit cards…how vulnerable are they if you were to carry one around?

    • UnCivilServant

      I don’t know, so I got a shielded wallet to avoid the risk. I certainly don’t want to encourage such technology, since I know it will charge the wrong amount to the wrong card even if nobody is sitting there with a gadget for stealing card info.

    • AlexinCT

      Depends on what the criminal entity trying to steal your info is willing to do to get at it?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      If the POS is hacked, it doesn’t really matter which method you use.

    • R.J.

      You should have it in a little Faraday cage. Many wallets provide security for that. Seems to be a recurring subject here. Wallets range from batshit heavy duty, like the Secrid, to more traditional wallets. Passport cards, etc.. are starting to have those kind of chips too. It’s a good thing to update your wallet.

      • AlexinCT

        Wallet wallet, or prison wallet?

      • R.J.

        Prison wallet would not function as a proper radio block. You’d have to wear copper mesh underwear.

      • Nephilium

        You don’t?

      • Atanarjuat

        I go for the poor man’s version: sheets of tinfoil inside tighty whities.

      • Pope Jimbo

        copper mesh underwear

        Like this? (P-NSFW)

      • Pope Jimbo

        Don’t complain. I could have linked to this instead

    • Pope Jimbo

      I can’t accurately answer how vulnerable they are until you tell me your: birth date, last 4 of your ssn and your mother’s maiden name.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      Tap to pay debit cards…how vulnerable are they if you were to carry one around?

      I wouldn’t carry around a debit card at all if there is any choice. I don’t like giving merchants access to my bank account. My bank will not give me an ATM only card, so I set the purchase limit of my debit card at zero and only use it for ATMs.

      Credit cards give a layer of protection between between bank accounts and theft. Banks usually eventually make good if you have money stolen through a debit card. But that takes time to recover your own money back. Not a concern with fraudulent credit card use.

    • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

      All of our debit cards (between the wife and I there are four) go to accounts with limited online access and limited funds. So, if the online accessibility was hacked the thieves might take a couple of grand, but not have access to real money. CCs all have protections that seem to work pretty well.

      Safety vs. convenience.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Nonprofit Protect Democracy filed the lawsuit challenging the law in June on behalf of honeymoon registry technology company Honeyfund and Ben & Jerry’s franchisee Primo Tampa, both of whom wished to require employee training prohibited by the law.

    The group also challenged the law on behalf of workplace diversity and inclusion consulting company Collective Concepts and its co-founder Chevara Orrin.

    It doesn’t work if it’s voluntary. We have to force those stupid racist homo-phobes to confess their sins and abase themselves.

    • AlexinCT

      How else are they going to make sure you understand that if you don’t comply with whatever idiocy du jour they are peddling, they will be compelled to destroy your fucking ass to make an example of you to others?

    • rhywun

      I’m sure they can find other ways to tell their white employees how awful they are.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Officer says someone spray-painted a Swastika on the intersection at 10th and Piedmont this week and the LGBTQ Liaison Unit was notified by Zone 5 units regarding the hate speech.

    Am I a bad person for laughing out loud at that?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      You can burn down a Wendy’s or two, but don’t deface the rainbow.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Rubin, as usual, manages to find the worst interpretation of an act possible.

      She’s a vile human being.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I think she is just that dumb. Evil would suggest that she understood things and made a conscious decision to do the evil thing.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’ve come to the conclusion that trying to distinguish between stupid and evil is a waste of time and effort in most cases.

      • Rebel Scum

        So she is dangerously ignorant. Perhaps such people who demonstrate such a lack of understanding of American legal tradition should not be allowed to vote.

      • db

        We make immigrants take a citizenship test, but just being born here means all that knowledge is genetically transferred.

    • Rat on a train

      Laurence H. Tribe, a constitutional scholar at Harvard Law School, explains that a president “has a constitutional as well as a moral duty to see to it that the laws are faithfully executed — not just a passive duty to avoid violating the law

      Well, except for icky laws like immigration.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Tribe is a disingenuous, lying piece of shit.

        Here’s what he wrote on the Faithful Execution of the Law Act of 2014

        H.R. 3973 may pose as-applied political question problems.
        In a memorandum to House Judiciary Committee Democratic staff
        analyzing H.R. 3973, Professor Laurence Tribe of Harvard Law
        School noted that the practical effect of the bill would be
        analogous to expanding the Administrative Procedure Act\26\ to
        require the Attorney General to submit a reasoned report every
        time any executive agency exercised its discretion not to
        enforce a statute.\27\ Requiring the executive branch to
        explain its decision not to enforce a statute, he noted, may,
        in many circumstances, pose serious problems of judicial
        enforcement.\28\

        https://www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/CRPT-113hrpt376/html/CRPT-113hrpt376.htm

      • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

        Now do the 2nd amendment.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    The law prevents workplaces from requiring employees to attend any activity that violates any of eight concepts, like instilling that someone bears “personal responsibility” for historic wrongdoings because of their race, color, sex or national origin.

    So the law does not prohibit speech, it prohibits compelled listening.

    • AlexinCT

      Without compelled listening people might have the wrong ideas….

    • whiz

      An employer telling an employee how he wants the job done is “compelled listening” — assuming the employee wants to keep his job. Desantis has gone off the rails here.

      • AlexinCT

        The compelled speech has to do with a lot more than the workplace when the employer can use things you do outside of work that have nothing to do with work to disqualify you.

        I am absolutely 150% behind security and training for improved workplace efficiency. I have a huge problem with CRT shit and the employer demanding you behave a certain way, not just at work but outside of work (unless you are representing the employer). I told my employer already that I am not on social media because that shit is brain rot (they asked me why I had no presence, because to them that meant I was potentially a dangerous individual), but if I was, and I was not representing the company on social media, and they gave me shit, I would sue the fuck out of them for that.

      • AlexinCT

        Note that they also demanded I put pronouns in my profiles, and when I did, they got mad and eventually told me not to do it even though it was mandatory. For some reason they didn’t like me telling them that I was dead serious that I identify as an aircraft carrier and a MIRVed ICBM when they accused me of not being serious. I pointed out I would seek legal recourse if they demanded my pronouns then told me those were not acceptable because they didn’t like them.

    • R.J.

      That is hilarious.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    It’s a good thing to update your wallet.

    I have had this same wallet for about thirty years. It’s the only one I can stand to have in my pocket. I have tried to replace it several times, and always go back.

    • R.J.

      There are individual slipcases that provide reasonable protection. It’s better than nothing.

      This link may look awful.

      Set of 12 RFID Blocking Sleeves by Boxiki Travel. Best way to Protect your Cards from Electronic Theft. Durable, Lightweight and Compact Design to fit in any Pocket or Purse. (Black) https://a.co/d/8jWDSVd

      • Endless Mike

        They also help keeping your card from getting trashed physically – My main restaurant card credit card has all of the numbers rubbed off of it, and my work credit card has the chip metal rubbed off; my bank card (in a sleeve ) is as pristine as the day I got it,

  40. AlexinCT

    Did you Glibs discuss Sam Harris’ candid admittance that he is totally fine with the media lying to influence elections of people he doesn’t personally approve of? I particularly loved his claim that Trump’s alleged university pedantics to make money was more of disqualifier – it makes him an evil guy – than Biden selling out the entire country. I keep hearing this guy is supposed to be a very smart guy, but every time I hear him I see an idiot that is really good at pretending they are smart by using big words. The shit he actually believes and defends is downright idiotic.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Harris is one of the smartest morons I’ve ever seen. A brilliantly stupid man.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Now that is a good example of evil.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Trump’s corruption didn’t get us involved in a proxy war with Russia.

      I’d ship that arrogant motherfucker off to fight on the Ukrainian frontlines the first chance I got. Or maybe drop him in Syria.

    • The Last American Hero

      Harris is a skeptic.

      In other words, a dumbfuck that claims to be an atheist while simultaneously worshiping at the altar of the Church of Climatopocolypse, the altar of Top Men, and the altar of Communism (but the being nice to people technocracy, not the butchery kind).

      In other words, a dumb fuck regardless or what his IQ score may be.

    • Gender Traitor

      They’re totes jelly of Liz Cheney, who got to lose in her primary, lucky bitch!

      • Rat on a train

        I had a great concession speech prepared but the lousy voters ruined my plans.

    • Rebel Scum

      Better to run on principle by losing graciously.

    • R.J.

      I am torn personally. Yes, the Republicans absolutely blow it every.. time…
      But if I ever wanted those jackasses to win, it is now.

    • rhywun

      Get new leadership.

      • Drake

        That might happen when all the old leaders die – not before.

      • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

        There is an old saying: science advances one death at a time.

        No different in politics.

    • juris imprudent

      Who put Oz into the PA Senate race? The voters. There’s your problem Tucker.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      Tucker lays out how easy it would be for them to run a few simple messages – but they won’t. The want to make good concession speeches so badly.

      The GOP leadership doesn’t want to lose. They want to win, but only with one of their own. They would prefer to lose if that meant an outsider or someone capable of upsetting their apple cart. It’s why the GOP swamp conspired with the Dems on the 2020 election cheating, especially in GA. It’s why the GOP hypocritically voted against giving Americans another Covid check before the election but still voted to line their own pockets with a much greater amount of money (excepting those like Rand who opposed both out of principle).

      There’s no fundamental difference between Biden and and someone like Cheney, except for surface level messaging. You would see McConnell fight like hell to get Cheney elected. You saw him and others fight like hell to get Biden elected in 2020.

      • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

        The only good thing Mitchy McC ever did was keep Garland off of SCOTUS.

        Which should tell you how bad Cocaine Mitch is.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Tucker is a fucking idiot sometimes. Wah, Republicans won’t run on my law and order hobby horse. To the extent that they address it, Rs have been ducking the immigration issue since Reagan’s amnesty. And unlike every time you visit the store, most people are not being victimized by crime every day. The Oz snippet is the perfect example of the idiots running. An elitist idiot with no prior experience. Somehow his background isn’t pulling in the Oprah viewers. What a shock.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    I wonder what that judge would say if a business owner told his employees they had to listen to a thirty minute presentation about why they should not vote to unionize before they could pick up their checks.

    • Fatty Bolger

      That’s a good question, and I think it would be allowed (as long as they are getting paid during that 30 minutes).

      I know that some companies, Wal-Mart for example, have anti-union training.

  42. Pope Jimbo

    Purple Pride!

    Sports journalos are the worst journalos. This idiot seems to think the vax status of the Vikes is super funny/problematic. You think this paragraph would make him rethink his position on the vax. (I swear I did not chop out anything in the quote)

    No one on this team got vaccinated, so much so that Chad Graff of The Athletic reported that younger Vikings were afraid to get vaccinated, lest they incur the ire of the unvaccinated Pro Bowlers on the roster. One of the few Vikings players who did get vaxxed on the team ended up hospitalized with COVID-19, thanks to his freedom-loving teammates

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Wow, Magary wrote a why your team sucks without calling everyone a racist?

    • Nephilium

      It would have been much worse if that player hadn’t been vaccinated and boosted. They are thankful for the life saving chemicals that they have ingested. They are of the body.

      • Pope Jimbo

        The dude is probably on suicide watch because Kirk Cousins has already gotten the Rona this season and is back at practice again. How can you believe in anything when the unvaxxed never seem to die from the Rona?

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Which of my children must I suck the vaccine out of to see Kirk Cousins traded out of my goddamn life— Drew Magary (@drewmagary) March 9, 2022

      I got COVID. Here now is my review of it. — Drew Magary (@drewmagary) April 22, 2022

    • Plisade

      “No one on this team got vaccinated, so much so…”

      Do not get vaccinated, with extreme prejudice.

    • rhywun

      thanks to his freedom-loving teammates compromised immune system

      You’re welcome.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    em>One of the few Vikings players who did get vaxxed on the team ended up hospitalized with COVID-19, thanks to his freedom-loving teammates

    WHEEEEE!

  44. The Other Kevin

    I can’t even believe that CNN article. Consistently people have an overwhelmingly bad opinion of the IRS. And these guys are making them out to be heroes. It’s a wonder CNN+ didn’t do well. A real mystery.

    • R.J.

      I see positive developments at CNN. But then articles like that squeak out like a dirty fart.
      What will be hilarious is if CNN completely reverses course and becomes the new FOX news. Or hires Russell Brand to replace potato. These things would be amusing. At this point CNN could go off the air and get higher ratings.

  45. Brawndo

    “For decades, Republicans have starved the IRS of funding, and now American taxpayers are paying the price.”

    🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Why not stretch the money printing model to the limit and eliminate the IRS altogether? Because either they’re lying and they realize money printing will ultimately end in disaster or the taxation is about control and not money. Either way not good.

      • juris imprudent

        Because taxation isn’t about raising revenue, it is the power to punish enemies.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Horseshit

      The IRS has never managed to consistently collect anything above 20% of GDP. Never, not even when marginal tax rates were 90%.

    • Rebel Scum

      These people think a reduction in the increase in spending is “austerity”, so…

  46. Pope Jimbo

    I think taxpayers should be able to tour the big IRS regional data processing centers any time they want. They should see the absolute fuckups who work (or I should say employed because I’m not certain they actually perform any work) in those places.

    Yes, I’m still bitter over my experience as an IBM repairman back in the early ’90s replacing equipment at the Memphis IRS center. My poor working ass would get absolutely enraged every time I had to go out there. The employees dressed like absolute slobs. This was way before business casual was a thing and they were all fat fucks wearing sweats to work. Then the person you were bringing new equipment for was never at their desk so you had to wait for an hour or more for them to return.

    With almost everyone now filing electronically, why wouldn’t you shrink the work force? You don’t need all those people to manually process paper returns anymore.

      • Pope Jimbo

        That fat bald fuck that was first through the door? He would have been the “hot man meat” of the IRS center I went to.

        Seriously, one of the reasons that I think those assholes got to wear sweats was because they don’t make business wear for 500lbers. I’m talking about the people so fat that they have to waddle instead of walk.

      • Atanarjuat

        Disgusting but somehow that’s appropriate for a bunch of morally questionable tax collectors.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        JFC, those incompetent idiots are scarier than an actual SWAT team.

        “Lemme point my pistol right by the ear of my squad member.”

        “Imma grip this pistol like it’s a glass of wine with my pinky raised.”

        “I keep my cuffs in the front pockets of my too tight jeans for ease of access.”

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Working an audit now, returns are filed electronically.

      Auditor requested we send him PDF copies of the returns filed. He said it was because he cannot get good PDF copies internally.

      • UnCivilServant

        w0t?

        I mean, practically every piece of software I use produces high quality PDF exports. I think maybe MS Paint might not.

        Let me go check.

      • UnCivilServant

        Okay, MS Paint does not offer PDF as an export option.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        This guy doesn’t know anything so maybe he is full of shit about the PDF thing.

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, the IRS could be using a 1960s COBOL program on a mainframe, with some in-house cobbled together graphical front end that doesn’t do PDFs so well… Or his co-workers could be producing PDFs by printing them and scanning them in on a 72DPI scanner set to autocompress the image and emailing that. I wouldn’t rule it out.

  47. PieInTheSky

    So in amusing local things, the main escort forum in Romania is introducing a rule that every registered escort needs to send a photo with her face and id to verify she is more than 18 years old. Given the illegality and anonymity of the trade, this did not go down well among the escorts

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Above eighteens who don’t look tired and used up hardest hit.

      • PieInTheSky

        well that is where the ID kicks in.

    • R C Dean

      How do you have registered escorts if being an escort is illegal?

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m guessing it’s registered forum users who claim to be escorts.

      • Atanarjuat

        Yeah, they probably have a lot of scammers or maybe even robbers who pose as escorts online.

      • PieInTheSky

        well registered as in on the forum, like I am registered on glibertarians

      • PieInTheSky

        there is a special payed account for escorts (or their pimp, depending ) different from the regular user accounts. They have access to special areas of the forum just for escorts. Or pimps. Or people pretending to be escorts. But many seem to be actual escorts .

    • Pope Jimbo

      Romanian Escorts

      Not a face pic to be seen. On the other hand, not a bra in sight either.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Uffda. That was supposed to be a reply to Pie’s other post just above.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Disappointing click

  48. UnCivilServant

    I ran into someone’s incorrect opinion and now I’m irritated.

    They are delusional and think it’s somehow appropriate to not have the second space after the tentence terminating punctuation. Two spaces demarcate the gap between sentences because we have overloaded the functionality of the other punctuation.

    Watch, WordPress will eat all of my second spaces the way it eats tabs and other formatting. Bad WordPress, Bad!

    • Rat on a train

      Two spaces makes machine parsing easier.

    • rhywun

      You have to use non-breaking spaces.  ←Like so.

    • PieInTheSky

      I did not no a space goes after a tentence

      • UnCivilServant

        I need a proofreader for my rants, I get it.

      • PieInTheSky

        well I need a proofreader for my snark so yeah

    • rhywun

      I know we’ve all argued about this before but yeah, I’m in the two-spaces camp but stopped fighting it around the time HTML was invented.

    • rhywun

      Proto-hipster. Yuck.

      • Not Adahn

        He’s just playing The Moon in his village mummery.

    • rhywun

      I think they’re obviously wrong about the US.  The correct answer is “Russia”.

    • Rat on a train

      Everyone hates America including Americans. Some hate other countries more.

    • rhywun

      not everyone hates America

      IOW there are a lot of Muslim-majority countries.

      • Atanarjuat

        The Africa part is pretty hilarious. Giant swathe of Israel haters. I wonder why some of them hate Russia, though?

    • UnCivilServant

      I want to know what their data collection method was.

      I’m going to guess twitter poll.

      • PieInTheSky

        There is a map of ‘most disliked countries’ being shared widely on Twitter quoting ‘Alliance of Dem 2022’ as the source.

        To be clear, this graphic is not based on our polling. We have never run a poll on most disliked countries.

        https://twitter.com/AoDemocracies/status/1560227749767282688

        probably nothing really just making shit up

      • rhywun

        So… ass-pull.

      • UnCivilServant

        I would expect more regional rivalries in an actual poll. Especially across Africa where “Those guys who try to murder us every few years and we raid in between” are going to be higher on the minds of the people than some distant geopolitical figure.

  49. MikeS

    At noon today I start vacation. I’m having trouble concentrating on work. Thank you for the links to keep me busy with, OMWC.

    • PieInTheSky

      I thought you Americans did not do vacation, unlike us lazy Europeans

      • Rat on a train

        Mike didn’t say how long of a vacation. It may only be until Monday.

      • MikeS

        I’m trying to become more worldly.

  50. The Late P Brooks

    Seriously, one of the reasons that I think those assholes got to wear sweats was because they don’t make business wear for 500lbers. I’m talking about the people so fat that they have to waddle instead of walk.

    So what you’re saying is a big chunk of that budget increase will be going for chairs made of structural steel, capable of supporting at least 1000 pounds?

  51. Mustang

    The Federal vaccine mandate will end Monday for all government employees, including the military.

    • UnCivilServant

      So how are they going to fix all of those subjected to the experimental clot shot?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Who said anything about fixing?

      • Mustang

        My question was what will they do for all the members separated under the mandate? The response I got was that there’s a class action lawsuit pending in the lower courts and anyone who completed the religious request and had it signed by a chaplain will be a member of the class. They may look at allowing individuals who separated to be reinstated as well.

        I suspect there’s other Glibs here who know more about that suit.

    • Ownbestenemy

      For the FAA the mandate was basically scrapped after that one injunction and since it was just veiled threats “you are still required!” but no enforcement. Even the testing regiment they wanted to put in place never got off the ground. I suspect the whole vaccinated employees still getting and possibly spreading covid thing was brought up with the agency counsel.

  52. Rebel Scum

    Trump hires attorneys like FNC hires hosts.

    Trump’s attorney Alina Habba was on Newsmax with Rob Schmitt to discuss what could be unsealed and then redacted from the affidavit which led to the FBI’s raid of Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home, plus whether or not surveillance footage from the raid will be released to the public.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      She looks like fun.

      • Atanarjuat

        dayum

      • Not Adahn

        Habba-Habba.

  53. PieInTheSky

    Physicists have discovered an unexpected particle inside the proton. “It’s remarkable that even after all these decades of study, we’re still finding new properties of the proton,” says Juan Rojo, who led the work

    https://twitter.com/newscientist/status/1559934541262950400

    • Not Adahn

      All major scientific discoveries are announced on Twitter.

    • db

      Interesting. I wonder if other experimental models might need to be changed to accomodate this–for instance other models that rely on observing a charm quark as the product of collision, but that weren’t developed with the knowledge that a proton contains one.

    • Rat on a train

      Will she be taking his pronouns?

    • Not Adahn

      Trying to one-up George Foreman, huh?

    • AlexinCT

      That’s gonna be fun during the inevitable divorce court…

  54. The Late P Brooks

    Constitutional scholarship

    Jan. 6 taught us how fragile our republic is. It survived because a few stalwart Republican officials put country above party and rebuffed Donald Trump’s pressure to overturn a fair election. Don’t forget the Capitol police, who understood they were defending more than a building. Some lost their lives, and 140 were injured.

    The Constitution does not defend itself. Walking out of the Constitutional Convention in 1787, Benjamin Franklin famously quipped that the delegates had created “a republic, if you can keep it.”

    Going forward, preserving the Constitution will require citizens to display their wholehearted commitment to it by voting for candidates who believe in a republic, not in a government where might makes right.

    ——-

    On one side of today’s legal battle is the press. Its protections are enshrined in the First Amendment. News organizations want to see the Justice Department’s justification for searching Mar-a-Lago on Aug. 8 to retrieve the top secret documents it alleges were stolen from the government.

    In seeking the affidavit, the media is doing the job the Constitution gives it — to inform the people by keeping a watch on government.

    As important as transparency in government is, the law also creates an opposite interest: grand juries’ obligation to investigate crime in secrecy at least until charges are filed. The reasons are compelling. Many alleged criminals under investigation would like to know who might have spilled the beans, and affidavits may expose their identity. Such disclosure can silence key witnesses and chill future confidential informants from coming forward.

    Further, some targets of investigation want information about what investigatory routes to block.

    The DOJ made the point in its court brief: “If disclosed, the affidavit would serve as a roadmap to the government’s ongoing investigation, providing specific details about its direction and likely course, in a manner that is highly likely to compromise future investigative steps.”

    Let the accused defend themselves? That’s just stupid.

    The interests of the press vs the interests of the government.

    What about the interests of the people? Fuck them.

    • The Other Kevin

      “The Constitution does not defend itself.”

      Another in the line of “We had to destroy _____ in order to save it.”

      • AlexinCT

        We have to protect DEMOCRACY…

        Which means that the people making this cry have to protect the status quo from the fucking unwashed rubes that have realized that not only is their government incompetent and run by incompetents, but that these fucks are actively doing things that will ruin the lives and livelihoods of the rubes.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s sad that I recognized Tribe’s style before clicking.

      I’d love to have that asshat debate Robert Barnes on anything.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The unredacted affidavit will also likely show that this is a fishing expedition initiated by God knows who and facilitated by a complicit DOJ and FBI and we can’t have that.

      • AlexinCT

        No it will not. Anything that would show you how corrupt the government is will be “REDACTED” for national security reasons. All you will get is Evil Orange Man BAD!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      the media is doing the job the Constitution gives it

      What is this bullshit? Tribe is trying to establish that the press is a creation of government. The next logical step is an assertion that the government can regulate the press in service to that “job.”

      • PieInTheSky

        Nothing exists if it is not created by government

      • juris imprudent

        All within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state.

    • Rebel Scum

      What a steaming pile of dishonest horseshit…

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      “Some lost their lives.” Here we go again.

  55. The Late P Brooks

    Conflict resolution by an independent authority helps keep a republic secure and its diverse population together.

    Those are not Donald Trump’s goals. Even today, he aims for chaos around this hearing. His social media post on Tuesday demanded disclosure of a completely unredacted affidavit. He knows that that isn’t going to happen, and likely doesn’t want it to; the affidavit would surely underscore his potential guilt. His primary interests are in making himself look good, exploiting his followers’ sense of victimization, sowing discord and letting the chips — including those of disorder — fall where they may.

    Fortunately, the Constitution is not a suicide pact, and the law does not require that a judge order disclosure of evidence that could derail a legitimate criminal investigation. That applies doubly to an investigation of someone who lost a free and fair election and had no right to take national security secrets to a private resort already penetrated by at least one suspected foreign agent.

    That pretty well covers all the bases.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The Pres has ultimate power of classification and declassification by word and deed. Funny how all these articles leave this out.

      • AlexinCT

        More importantly is the fact he declassified these a long time ago, against council, when he realized the councilors were part of the bullshit, and the machine not only slow walked it all, but when forced, redacted all the things he wanted the dock declassified for: proving that the 3 letter agencies are corrupt.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yep and also conveniently left out. They really do rely on and take advantage of the ignorance of their readers.

      • AlexinCT

        When there is no real free press and what you have in old legacy media is people willing to run psyops programming masquerading as news, basically telling the idiots that willingly consume that shit what to believe, you don’t really have to worry much about enough people realizing they are being played.

      • juris imprudent

        National security secrecy is intended to keep the public ignorant. Trust us.

    • Rat on a train

      Fortunately, the Constitution is not a suicide pact. It is a list of suggestions that Top Men can ignore when they conflict with what they want.

  56. Count Potato

    “Shocker! Dan Price, the founder of a payment processing company in Seattle, who made a name as a feminist boss, is now out as CEO and is charged with (sexual) assault after he tried to kiss a worker and “grabbed her throat when she rejected his advances”.”

    https://twitter.com/KyleWOrton/status/1560420208350986240

    Every fucking time.

    • PieInTheSky

      But he advanced social justice though so all is forgiven

    • Nephilium

      Another “male feminist” is a shitbag. I had a shocked face somewhere…

    • AlexinCT

      Che belleze….

  57. Tundra

    Good morning, Old Man!

    There’s a one-in-six chance of a massive world-altering volcanic eruption this century and humanity is NOT prepared for it, scientists warn

    How would one prepare for such a thing? Get right with God? Kiss one’s ass goodbye?

    I’m just gonna have another cup of coffee and hope for the best.

    Oh, and listen to that song again. Good choice!

  58. hayeksplosives

    Now that I have a 10 week old kitten, I realize that getting a touchscreen laptop PC was not a great idea.

    He loves to make it scroll.

    • UnCivilServant

      So he sits on the keyboard and paws the screen?

      Or next to the keyboard?

      • UnCivilServant

        But you only get one or two spins of the big wheel. Your kitteh is cheating!

      • rhywun

        Good kitty!

      • Rat on a train

        Don’t let kitty bite the screen.

  59. hayeksplosives

    Has America collectively forgotten Lois Lerner?

    Time to re-watch Remy’s “What Are the Chances?” (one of my favorites of his)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KohtsEmWY2w

    • juris imprudent

      WHO? [says everyone that could tell you everything you never wanted to know about either the Kardashians or the Dallas Cowboys]

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Forgotten? Most probably never knew her in the first place.

    • UnCivilServant

      This actually fits the Dynastic pattern.

      After a long-running Dystasty, (in this case the Qing) if not overrun by an external Steppe Nomad peoples, there is a warring states/warlord period ended by a brutal regime (the CCP) that restores order that lasts for a handful of Emperors before a general uprising replaces it with a less harsh regime that starts out ethical and slowly decays over the next couple of centuries. Go Gristmill of History, Go!

    • hayeksplosives

      In the long run, we’re all dead.

      • R.J.

        ZeroHedge? Is that you?

    • PieInTheSky

      look sooner or later it will work we have to keep trying

  60. The Late P Brooks

    the media is doing the job the Constitution gives it

    It’s the media’s job to spotlight the heroism and selfless devotion of our brave public servants in the face of authoritarianism and nihilistic anti-establishmentarianism.

  61. PieInTheSky

    LS Ranch | 52,695± Acres for sale in Crook County, Oregon

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbyl7xJCs8w

    In this video it says that 30k of the 50k acres are “forest service and BLM allotments” so my question is: can you count on that being your land in perpetuity or can things change?

    • UnCivilServant

      Nope. It’s not the current owner’s land, they’ve only got 20K acres to sell.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      In times past, I’d say you were pretty safe. Not anymore.

  62. The Late P Brooks

    Henceforth the term “dog hairdresser” will be the accepted nomenclature.

  63. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Finished up my hate-watching of the series finale of Westworld.

    What a steaming pile of shit that was.

    • UnCivilServant

      I stopped at the end of the first season. I realized I didn’t care about the plight of some Synths who hadn’t been properly reformatted, and the people were either untinteresting or… well, they were all uninteresting.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I should have stopped.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Was okay with season one…and yeah, glad I stopped there.

      • UnCivilServant

        The rebuilding of the Madame without the shutoff device after the fire told me that the Synth personalities are just software downloaded from a central store. The fact that they’re retaining fragments outside of the current personality programming told me that some ‘genius’ decided that a full disk image was the appropriate reload of the software to the hardware chassis. If they’d simply recoded to load only the active program, the whole personality problem would have gone away, without any pointless interviews of the software. This would also make the reloads faster.

        Proper IT processes would have prevented all of the problems of the series.

      • UnCivilServant

        Of course, it would have required enforcing the principle of least access on their chief designer.

      • UnCivilServant

        Even the data corporate wanted to get out of the facility didn’t need the convoluted processes used. If it fits in the head of a Synth, then they have data stores that would fit in a briefcase with sufficient capacity. Just do a site visit, copy to the datastore and carry it off site. It does belong to the company, after all.

      • juris imprudent

        Season one was the full story arc; adding seasons meant “oh shit, what story do we tell now”.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Also the whole run of one story arc simultaneously in different timelines is annoying cause its so poorly done. Witcher is also guilty of that.

      • UnCivilServant

        Oh, I got the impression that the showrunners thought themselves so very clever for doing that. It was their ‘Big Reveal’ item.

        I found it annoying.

      • UnCivilServant

        I should say that I do give props to the special effects department. I only noticed a number of effects shots as such in retrospect, which is exactly how it should be.

    • R.J.

      I smelled the stench coming off it a mile away and decided to do something else.

  64. Warty

    Here’s one of those essays that I reread every so often. The Myth of the Rule of Law by John Hasnas

    Specifically, I intend to establish three points: 1) there is no such thing as a government of law and not people, 2) the belief that there is serves to maintain public support for society’s power structure, and 3) the establishment of a truly free society requires the abandonment of the myth of the rule of law.

    • juris imprudent

      In the real world, people usually attempt to solve problems by forming hypotheses and then testing them against the facts as they know them.

      JFC, what planet does this guy live on?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s take a glib to read that article and think he’s being too optimistic.

      • Warty

        He wouldn’t be a libertarian if he wasn’t autistic.

  65. The Late P Brooks

    Slavery

    Closing your laptop at 5 p.m. Doing only your assigned tasks. Spending more time with family. These are just some of the common examples used to define the latest workplace trend of “quiet quitting.”

    Some experts say it’s a misnomer and should really be defined as carving out time to take care of yourself.

    Ed Zitron, who runs a media consulting business for tech startups and publishes the labor-focused newsletter Where’s Your Ed At, believes the term stems from companies exploiting their employees’ labor and how these businesses benefit from a culture of overwork without additional compensation.

    WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

    • Warty

      Millennials continue to act like they invented slacking.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Nothing new under the sun. It’s cute when generations ‘come up with’ old ideas.

      • rhywun

        Balancing work and life has never been an issue before (current year).

      • Mustang

        It’s funny how “I’m not on call 24/7 so I’m going to work regular hours instead of stressing myself working past them” is considered slacking, and then the same people calling them slackers say not to be surprised if you get reduced hours or fired. I didn’t realize agreeing to be employed by a company means I have to be there all the time or standing next to my phone (unless that is, in fact, in the contract), so maybe threatening people with reduced hours or being fired because they’re doing only exactly the work you hired them for is dumb? This idea that I should do a bunch of extra stuff to keep my job is stupid. Sure, if layoffs or reductions need to happen, don’t be surprised when someone else who goes above and beyond stays and I don’t, but harping on everyone to do that is silly.

        The term “quiet quitting” is stupid, but let’s not act like employees aren’t being asked to work well beyond normal hours and be on call. If their work is meeting deadlines,l and objectives, there’s no reason for them to stay any longer but a lot of employers act like they should.

        No, it’s not new, but these idiots have to write about something.

      • AlexinCT

        I have told my employer that I will work for exactly the amount of time I feel I am being paid for. If they expect more, they better make it worth that extra time.

      • wdalasio

        I’m inclined to agree.

        Let’s face it, the ones they’re referring to aren’t you’re standard office drones. They’re the people who previously went above and beyond for their employers. Otherwise, it’s business as usual. It’s the people who previously busted their tails and previously did more than they were expected to and more than their job descriptions entailed who doing just what the job requires whose “quitting” is being noticed. Well, the obvious question is what message has corporate America been sending them? From what I can tell, it’s mostly one of dismissal and contempt. They’re not given favorable treatment for promotions or raises. Their assumption of added duties is treated as the new default. And all the glory and rewards are heaped on the mediocrities best able to mouth the imbecilic word salad of ESG. Oh, and by the way, the actual heavy lifting for the mediocrities’ word salad, yeah, that gets dumped on them. And, post-COVID, we’re seeing companies that tossed out good, competent workers because they wouldn’t get the shot, all of a sudden telling everyone they have to come into the office, not because there’s any real business value to their being in the office, but because management wants to encourage “culture” and “incorporating new employees”. A reasonable person will ask himself, “Am I going to give up my life for that?

      • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

        And then they wonder why that weird dood in accounting is now in charge of promotions.

      • wdalasio

        I suspect that if it were that weird dood in Accounting who was still in charge of promotions, this wouldn’t be an issue. Instead, it’s the Karen from HR who leaves every day at 5:30 and doesn’t think your 50 hour work week really counts for all that much. Certainly, it’s nowhere near as important as the upcoming Diversity, Inclusion and Equity seminar.

  66. The Late P Brooks

    “The term ‘quiet quitting’ is so offensive, because it suggests that people that do their work have somehow quit their job, framing workers as some sort of villain in an equation where they’re doing exactly what they were told,” Zitron said.

    Employers benefit financially from workers doing extra work without compensation and it is reasonable for employees to push back against that, he added.

    “It’s part of an overwhelming trend of pro-boss propaganda, trying to frame workers that don’t do free work for their bosses as somehow stealing from the company,” Zitron said.

    For employers that are dealing with workers who may be exhibiting signs of quiet quitting, Zitron has one simple message for them: Pay them for extra work.

    You know what would fix this? Piecework rates. Fee for service subcontractors.

    I can’t wait to hear what those “labor advocates” think about that.

    • UnCivilServant

      “But then how am I supposed to be paid for doing nothing!”

    • Ownbestenemy

      My teens are in the ‘we will do the bare minimum’ stage of their working lives. Employers in kind, have reduced their hours to one 5 hour shift a week. When they complain to me, I point that out and they scoff at it and its “no the manager is a dick!”.

      • Ownbestenemy

        This was my 20 pieces of flair story apparently

  67. Not Adahn

    Off to the west TexasNY town of El Paso Rochester!

    • rhywun

      Sorry.

      (my hometown)

    • UnCivilServant

      You poor bastard.

      Give the finger to my Alma Mater (RIT) while you’re in the area.

    • robc

      I have been to Rochester twice in my life.

      Possibly two times too many.

  68. DEG

    I get to wear my new leisure suit to the bar and WebDom promises me that this will be an absolute pussy magnet. “Dad, your main problem will be allocating your Hot Man-Meat self to the hungering female hordes who will beset you.” Well, she didn’t say “hordes” or “beset” since them’s fancy words and she don’t use fancy words, at least not since she got that last tattoo, but it was the clear meaning. Anyway, this is going to be great and I’m likely to begin tomorrow’s Links with, “I always thought you made these letters up, but here’s what happened to me…” followed by a story with several girls, a midget, and an amputee.

    A living Leisure Suit Larry.

    I’ll be gone this weekend. I’ll have to go back through posts once I get back to see the stories.

    Have fun!