In previous posts I mentioned that Daffy Duck was one of my inspirations for my portrayal of SF’s MAGA Prime
character. Emulating his bill, his visible tongue and his lisp. But what initially allowed me to envision it in my brain goes way back to my youth. I had this Goofy hat when I was a kid with his eyes printed on the front of the hat and the bill acting as his snout with his traditional 2 teeth hanging off the brim of the hat. In fact I would later emulate that in the design of USA Hat, only using a singular tooth.
By the way, you can buy USA Hat on my cafepress page, tooth not included. (although when I gifted my bethetht glib friend Sir Digby said hat, he added the tooth himself.)
Episode 4 is the first episode with the new character models. It just looks so much cleaner, and I do still like the model I created for Kanye. (Did I mention that I can call like 99.99999% of the population racists for how they voted in 2020, because I voted for the Black guy (Kanye)?) Also, I think the voices became pretty standard by this point, so fewer episodes than it took The Simpsons to get it’s shit together.
Is this ep 3 or ep 4? I am confused.
SAY YOU SEE FOUR EPISODES. THEN YOU MAY EAT.
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS
Fourteen lights?
REQUIRED FIELDS ARE MARKED *
FILL THE FIELDS AND YOU CAN EAT.
THAT USER NAME IS TAKEN. FIND A NEW USER NAME AND YOU CAN EAT.
You goofballs made me laugh. Let’s all eat.
You don’t want what they’re serving…
AM I BEING DETAINED?!?!?!
Yes.
You have the right to remain silent, but failure to confess will be used against you in a court of law.
You have the right to an attorney from our list of socially acceptable representatives.
Your social credit score is too low for bail.
One of my favorite episodes.
I remember a lot of handicapped kids wearing those Goofy hats.
My bubblegum pepper plants finally got with the program.
https://www.amazon.com/photos/shared/tzWFqYmvTj2BVjmi_clqVg.EyhcqGTfkrwzPflHbKw_MF
Those are interesting. Everything is dead here. No rain, all heat. I gave up on growing things this summer.
I saw your question, and yes, as many peppers as you want to send my way I will take.
Not yet up to big harvesting, but I’ll let you know when it happens. 🙂
Thanks CPRM, I’m not sure if I saw this originally but it’s like it’s brand new to me. I’m happy to see it again.
The history lesson is interesting as well. You do good work.
2018.
What a world back then.
Thanks for the flashback, CPRM!
Same.
I almost don’t want anyone adding more new content cause these are very therapeutic.
#metoo
Maybe we need a MeTV-type area of Glibs where we can wallow in the good old days with just the content from The Before Times.
Return of the Cummies!
Or Cozi or GetTV or Antenna or… geez I am familiar with a few of those channels.
Antenna is a great name for a classic TV channel. When I was a kid, we had an honest-to-goodness tower antenna that my dad had erected right next to the house on the edge of the driveway. It’s a miracle that our homeowner’s insurance didn’t get cancelled or that none of the psycho kids in my neighborhood climbed it and plummeted to their not-particularly-mourned demise.
CPRM-TV
PSA:
Honey Harvest is coming soon!
I have the List, so if you want to be one of the elite, shoot me an email at minnetundra AT the gee mail fucks and I will make sure you get the updates.
I will be spamming threads until you comply.
Seriously, if you can, you should.
Are YOU?!?!?!?!
No clue.
My schedule is a clusterfuck right now, If I can make it back, you know I will!
We’re going to try to make it this year.
The List?
I don’t want to be on another list. I’m just going to show up.
pistoffnick will be bringing his usual smoked salmon and some ‘sconnie cheese.
Oh, fuck I forgot about that one. Excellent stuff, CPRM!
I somehow missed this one when it debuted!
I had just moved to San Diego in 2018 and was on the road to Dugway UT half the time.
Thanks for the re-run fun!
I forgot how comically stupid Kanye is.
The last four years feel like 10.
To me, it felt like 9 years and 3 months…
I don’t remember seeing this one when it came out.
The Kanye segment is good.
Good times.
Don’t know if this means anything, but looks like Ilhan Omar barely won her primary.
It means she has a MANDATE!!!11
She only got married recently for the third time. Is she dating another man already??
Is that counting her brother?
I’m not sure, so let’s say “at least three times.”
It means there is a hint of sanity in Minnesota.
Will any of those voting for Samuels pull the lever for a Republican or will they get back on the reservation?
Probably get back on the reservation. Republicans are being complacent.
When this first came out I thought that Kanye had drawn eyes on his Maga hat, making him one of the few people that can see and hear The Hat and The Hair as Donny does, but on re-watching I think it’s more likely that Donny drew them on the hat when he was autographing it which IMHO is much funnier. Nice work C.
Kanye should be able to speak to hat. Seems only appropriate.
Can’t wait to find out what the hat and hair had stashed in the safe.
Piss hooker tapes, obvs
Map of the underground tunnels. That’s the government records that weren’t returned. Wannafud?
I remember those hats. Along with coonskin caps and Mickey Mouse club style hats. Bonus points if your name was embroidered on the back at Disneyland.
Lightning storm is starting.
In my darkest moments, I fear that I have no more Firsts to give.
Step #1 Gin up a search warrant for Mar-A-Lago
Step #2 Gain access to Melania’s panty drawer
Step #3 Huff and puff
Step #4 Profit!
I think that’s one step too many.
I operate on logic and reason.
https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2022/08/09/scott-perry-phone-seized-fbi-donald-trump-raid/
Who?
At this point does it really matter?
Mornin’.
Mornin Friend!
🙂🍳🥓☕
https://www.nj.com/middlesex/2022/08/1-dead-multiple-injuries-after-bus-overturns-on-nj-turnpike.html
Megabus. With 20 people.
Megabus? 🙄
Party bus, I’d wager. Stupid shit happens everytime.
Discount Greyhound.
https://ktla.com/news/local-news/doj-fontana-man-paid-9-year-old-girl-in-online-gaming-credits-to-create-pornography/
Groomers.
Groomers.
Groomers.
Democrats.
It’s as if they have thrown all care to the breeze. They hate you and they want you dead.
Wait…news is saying children are at high risk for monkeypox.
WTF?
^^^
How you doing, dude?
I’ve seen better days. The registered quarterhorse had an expensive vet visit the other day.
They are, if you let them be around pervert story hours and your new boyfriend.
Good morning, Lack!
https://www.wfmz.com/entertainment/festival/musikfest/musikfest-photos-tuesday-august-9th-2022/collection_934bf358-0dc9-11ed-9466-d7ac5fd923be.html
Waffles, do you go?
I don’t like huge crowds.
We had “Geezer-Fest” last weekend. All of the biggest names from 35-50 years ago rolling their old carcasses onstage. Seeing as I’m slightly younger than the median age in this city, it was once again a sold out show.
I have never been to MusikFest.
One of these days I’ll have to go.
Musikfest used to be focused on classical and jazz music but over the years has drawn bigger names and more pop. A friend who lives in Bethlehem is pretty turned off by it now. I remember going in the early 90s but he says it’s a lot different.
http://pepperfestival.com
Coming soon. 👍
Never been, but maybe this year.
Also coming soon:
https://polishamericanfestival.org
This one I go to, and like. Smoked kielbasa…
Pierogies!
They do have plenty of those. And vodka. And beer.
Time to get ready for work. 😒
The festival menu includes smoked and grilled kielbasa, pierogi, potato pancakes (placki), stuffed cabbage rolls (gołąbki), pastries, and Polish beer.
Yum.
Glibs Meet-up? I could come down Labor Day Weekend.
Hmm… I should be far enough removed from dental horrors to check this out. Sounds intriguing.
You should reach out to me or DEG with contact info.
Extra fun if you’re Catholic. It’s on a nice, big religious spot.
https://czestochowa.us/
Morning Glibs.
Just about time to head out for work. 🙁
I still have disturbing dreams about work and then I wake up and realize that I can’t work anymore. Kind of a blessing and a curse.
Discovered yesterday that an old buddy that I used to work with at the service station in high school got smoked off the road on his Harley. Damn shame but that fucker always took chances. Hadn’t talked for 30 years but he made an impression. Just a solid guy. A little out there but one of those magnetic people. I thought he would bury us all.
Sorry.
It happens. He was one of those people that were so full of life that you never expect them to die. Don’t feel sorry for me, send those vibes to his family.
The best way that I could describe him is one of those characters that could grab you by the shoulder and lead you head-first into mayhem.
Sounds like he died the way he lived. Not a bad way to go, I guess. RIP.
56. Too young.
Damn.
Off to the gym.
And good mornin’ all.
Good morning, Fes (so happy to see you! 😃), DEG, U, Sean, and b_n_m!
My boss’s work-from-home day, but he’s warned me he’ll be sending me his Board report memo to proofread at some point. That’s fine – I may finally start writing up the minutes of last week’s committee meeting just for something to do (other than chat online with all you fine folks!) Weather is much more pleasant not, so I hope it arrives where all of you are to relieve the swelter!
(“not” s/b “now.” Neadz moar covfefe.)
Morning.
I’ve made it to the office. About to have my breakfast salad in the time before my shift officially starts.
Anything breakfast-y about it, or just a typical salad eaten for breakfast? (Any egg or bacon? That counts!)
It’s a store-made salad. The only thing that makes it a breakfast salad is that I’m having it for breakfast. I don’t count hard-boiled egg as breakfast food, but there was no bacon. I have to be careful with bacon (and prok fat in general) since the gall bladder came out anyway.
I’ve been getting little store-made salads for my lunches at the grocery up the road, but when I did a late-night commando raid up there Saturday evening, they only had two kinds, when they usually have several more options. I bought two, and those are now gone. Probably driving through at Tim Horton’s for lunch today, then stopping at the grocery on the way home to see if they’ve replenished their salad stock.
Hey Red! How’s TB treating you this fine morning?
Salad gloves donned?
TB?? Nooooo! Not another pandemic!
Oh, I don’t dare go out to Tranq Base in the morning on work days – I’d never tear myself away to get to the office. Strictly a weekend indulgence. (But that reminds me – I need to go out and water the fuchsia some time today!)
Mornin’, reprobates! You too, Festus 😉
Good morning, ‘patzie! Any new wildlife sightings to report?
Well, there was that Chupacabra…
That’s always sounded to me like the latest concoction from Taco Bell. “I’ll have the Baja Beef Chupacabra, please.”
Technically, it’s chupacabras.
But that’s not what I saw.
Good morning, db!
Good morning!
No sightings, but there is a Carolina Wren singing his fool head off. “Cheater, cheater, cheater”. A Glib bird if ever there was one.
It’s already cooled off a bit here, I think we are due for one more round of storms before the really nice weather sets in, just in time for vacation. Yay!
Woo hoo! T minus… two days, is it?
Yup! I’ll be swimmin with the sharks come Friday.
“You’re back? They told me you were sleeping with the fishes”
“I was. I stayed at this underwater hotel…”
Ooh! I saw that episode of Impossible Engineering!
Mornin Friend! Haven’t been around in the morning because I’m getting back into “normie” hours. I’m also trying to cut back on the whingeing. Pretty sure that the little Canadian guy in Animal’s latest story is based on me!
“Pretty sure that the little Canadian guy in Animal’s latest story is based on me!”
Young Festus sounds like quite the rabble rouser. I’ll bet you have some great stories.
There was much debauchery and sin. There were also heroic deeds and much foolishness. Sadly I only remember the latter, some of which jolt me awake from a sound sleep.
Morning all. I’m at work and sort of awake.
Well, that’s more awake than I am 💤😪😴
Good morning, Scruffy!
Mornin’. Waking up is hard to do.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2M584bP_FeE
::chair dances:: Points for linking the original, not the oh-so-slow remake!
https://nypost.com/2022/08/10/details-of-mtas-congestion-pricing-plan-for-manhattan-unveiled/
“Drivers could face $9 to $23 in fees to drive into parts of Manhattan as soon as late 2023, according to the MTA’s congestion pricing plan that’ll be unveiled Wednesday.”
That’ll jump-start the economy. I wonder how much it will cost to leave.
“Welcome to the Hotel Ma-anhattan”
“Due to the increased viability of remote work, we have moved our corporate offices to a less expensive location. The official memorandum regarding remote and hybrid schedules will be published to all employees by close of business.”
Ugh, have to go to work already.
*looks around office*
Already? It’s well into the workday. I mean, my direct reports have started showing up.
Morning:
Almost had rain.
Good morning, ‘bodru! I hope you get some for real real soon! 🙁
Rain for the Sheeples, Blood for the Blood God!
That quarter horse that i mentioned earlier. The filly might have “the strangles”? I’m not in any way a horse-person but that sounds bad. Fucking things are huge and powerful and yet so fucking flimsy. I don’t understand the point. Paddock, run about, eat, shit, piss, back to the barn. Sweat in the heat and shiver in the cold just so you might get ridden a dozen times every summer. Poor creatures.
Or, free food, lodging and medical in exchange for a dozen days of work.
The weather is going to be an issue for horses egardless of degree of employment.
Too much work. I have bales of hay stacked in my yard. I live in the suburbs.
I can imagine. I debate on whether to get a pet from time to time, then realize even the small mammals I’m looking at are too much work. Caring for a large animal is going to be even more laborious.
Judi and Grandkid stacked them in the wrong place so I will have to move them nefariously. I walk with a cane now so this will take some doing.
https://ceh.vetmed.ucdavis.edu/health-topics/strangles
Sounds unpleasant.
Indubitably.