Joe roared, grabbed a ficus, and began to hump it vigorously, laughing and crying by turns as the helicopter landed on the lawn outside.
“Thank fucking Christ,” Finnegan sighed as she saw the blades winding down. She was using a small broom to hit Joe on the back. “Leave the houseplant alone, Grandpa!”
“It’s vegetal aroma has seized my sex parts!” Joe said.
“What does that even mean?” Finnegan asked.
“This plant is a Russian asset!” he screamed. “Microphones everywhere!”
Dr. Jill rushed into the day room with Tony’s isolation palanquin put-put-puttering in behind her, his wizened face behind the fogged viewport showing concern.
“You have to help him, Doctor!” Finnegan cried. “He’s had an erection since midnight!”
“How many vaccinations has he had today?”
“Three since dawn,” Finnegan said. Joe dropped the abused ficus and began to frottage the edge of the couch.
“He hasn’t been this horny since Columbine,” Dr. Jill fretted.
“Forgive all student debt!” Joe cried as he ejaculated in his pants from the erotic friction of the couch arm. “Corduroy! Bring me corduroy!”
“We have the student debt relief announcement today,” Finnegan said. “We can’t have him like this.”
“I will see what I can do,” Tony said, his manipulatory arms unfolding from his isolation pod like a black chrome butterfly shitting itself from a pupa.
“Joe!” Tony’s voice boomed from the speaker on the pod. “Can you tell me what happened last night, Joe?”
“If we forgive their debt they will vote for us,” Joe said hoarsely. “They will love me and I will get to smell them. I will smell them all!”
“Joe, you must look at me,” Tony said.
“What do you smell like?” Joe asked, before lumbering over to the pod and lunging at it.
“Joe, please get off the pod!” Tony said as the President began to inhale deeply. Tony’s face was lit with deep reds and blues as status lights blinked helplessly.
“You smell like pumpkins,” Joe growled.
An audio alarm began to cycle. FOREIGN INSERTION DETECTED the suit said crisply.
“Joe, you are blocking the exhaust port!” Tony said. “Gott im Himmel!”
“YOO-HOO!” Hunter called, stepping into the room from the patio.
“Oh, God,” Finnegan said.
“Mama Jill!” Hunter said and hugged her before she could back away. He lingered, his hands slithering down to cup her buttocks until she could finally push him away.
“What did you do?” Finnegan demanded.
“Whatever do you mean, dear daughter?” Hunter asked innocently.
“Grandpa! What did you give him?” Finnegan asked. “He’s trying to fuck Tony’s isolation pod!”
“Oh, just a little coke,” Hunter said lightly.
“You gave him cocaine?!?” Dr. Jill screeched.
“And a little molly,” Hunter said with a crooked smile.
“MDMA?” Tony’s speaker boomed.
“Just a little bit!” Hunter said as Joe and Tony toppled to the floor.
Word of the day.
Funny as hell and disturbing, just how I like it.
Definition of frottage
1: the technique of creating a design by rubbing (as with a pencil) over an object placed underneath the paper
also : a composition so made
2: the act of obtaining sexual stimulation by rubbing against a person or object
I had always thought that the verb form of ‘frottage’ was ‘to frot.’ Now I know better.
I…uh, got nothing.
*slumps down in chair*
A little coke and molly will liven you up!
Disco biscuits for everyone!
“Mama Jill!” Hunter said and hugged her before she could back away. He lingered, his hands slithering down to cup her buttocks until she could finally push him away.
I can see him wanting to fuck his stepmother.
This is a good story to read before I head into the office.
That’s the one that got me.
I can see him wanting to fuck his
stepmotheranything.How much you wanna bet he eiffels the pod with Dad?
Eh, meant for a strikethough on stepmother.
*EDIT FAIRY BLESSES YOU*
That’s a good ‘un, thanks!
Better governance through chemistry.
I’m not worthy.
That was amazing. Especially:
“He hasn’t been this horny since Columbine,” Dr. Jill fretted.
Gott im Himmel!
Not “Mamma Mia”? 😕
Tony is more than bi-lingual, in fact
Ja!
“He hasn’t been this horny since Columbine,” Dr. Jill frotted.
Fixed it.
Nice.
Aye, there’s the rub.
It was a sobering moment when I realized it had been nearly twenty years since last I did coke. Nowadays, it would likely kill me.
Hell, the amount of caffeine in Excedrin makes me feel like I’m having a heart attack.
It’s a young man’s drug.
“Wrong!”
/Keith Richards
A young neighbor of mine died of it. (Whether in addition to anything else, I don’t know.) Felt bad for his roommate.
I worked myself up to enough to kill a horse until I dopped it six or seven years ago. *shudder*
Balderdash. A hot piece of man meat like you?
Snort away!
Uhm…I…uh…
*shakes head*
I imagine it ending on a freeze frame with a laugh track.
Hunter would then be like this guy and vamoose.
Tonight’s special guest star John Durham.
Music as the credits roll
https://youtu.be/Pq1QcBPe64g
I think SF has broken my brain.
Unless it is explicitly stated what Hunter is wearing, I always see him in the jock strap with the red scarf and sunglasses.
Don’t forget the running shoes.
That’s what completes the ensemble.
untz untz untz
No, this is the best costume for today. https://www.pinterest.com/pin/154389093447669285/
Canonically, that is what he is always wearing.
I was going to make the same comment. We’ve been conditioned like Pavlov’s dogs.
We’ve gone from “this is oddly tame” back to horrifying. Well done.
Yet still plausible.
He just lulls us into a false sense of security, then, “pow,” right in the nuts (or ovaries, as the case may be).
He is an artist in that regard. Much like Alfred Hitchcock.
Sugcock
That sounds like a male escort.
Word of the day.
So much classier than “dry humping”.
Especially if you say it with a French accent. It sounds like cheese.
Bane of female Metro commuters around the world.
Daily Quordle 212
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Late to the game as usual
Plausible – Viagra could be used to treat Alzheimer’s disease, study finds.
Makes sense, increase blood flow to your organs.
Perfect, just….perfect!
Not only is Fauci incompetent, he can’t even hire competent isolation palanquin designers.
Do you think FJB could disable this with his shrivelled bits? Any idiot engineer knows you incorporate a grinder pump into your exhaust system.
On topic: https://www.pennlive.com/nation-world/2022/08/bidens-student-loan-forgiveness-plan-whos-eligible-and-how-much-theyll-save.html
Biden may have saved me so money. Grand daughters love paying with someone else’s money. Have to wait and see.
So…..why are folks who got Pell Grants getting [more] money back? Those were grants, not loans….
Cause why not! The only logical answer is it is an open handed bribe.
Idiots don’t let me down. The one stupid thing they could do that could actually be to my advantage. Just look at it this way, all of the US taxpayers will be subsidizing The Hat and The Hair Super Funtime Cartoon Show.
Charlie Cooke’s been on the rampage for the last few days. Great pieces (also his Editors podcast last night):
https://www.nationalreview.com/2022/08/bidens-student-debt-bonfire-is-a-classist-message-to-the-uncredentialed-screw-em/
See also: https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/joe-biden-illegally-canceling-student-loans-would-be-a-middle-finger-to-america/
That was a serious question I had… What is the legal authority of this’forgiveness’?
Yeah, I just don’t see how it’s legal. Any chance the courts will squash it?
https://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1562493303253151744?cxt=HHwWgMClhbDYi68rAAAA
Related to Covid emergency laws still in place.
Still don’t think it’s gonna help that much when it comes to actual elections. Buying the votes that were already guaranteed (college educated white women) isn’t going to gain you – and it’ll hurt that much more in nearly every demographic.
The economy is doing great, but also we’re in an economic emergency.
BTW…this loan forgiveness is also not taxable….because of course.
Yeah it appears I do not read very well. I see now where the American Rescue Plan set this forgiveness up to be tax free.
JFC. It is going to be CoViD eMeRgEnCy until the end of time, then. Printers go brrrr
Jesus.
The president has too much power if he can unilaterally spend a trillion dollars in a single day.
There was no legal authority for DACA either, but by the time the courts take a case, the horse is out of the barn. That’s what “Our Democracy” looks like.
Don’t forget to use proper procedures when cancelling an illegal program.
According to this WSJ article, they have a couple ways they think they can do it
Somewhat buried by the “forgiveness” news is the fact that he also extended the suspension of loan payments through he end of the year.
CWCC the Oxonian? Just kidding, I like him. In fact, too many Editors, not enough Charlie.
The AC guys are probably more contented than the Biden mendicants.
*er, CCWC
As predicted, I got fucked by this one by doing the right thing and paying off my loans aggressively. I’m tempted to sign up for a class at community college today, take out $10k in loans, drop the class and make a profit. I doubt they’ll engineer the rules well enough to prevent that.
That is an excellent idea. I have been thinking about going back to school lately…
Apparently it does say loans must have originated before July 1, 2022.
I wonder if my old loan account is still active at all…
There has to be a way to qualify.
You make too much money. This is a freebie for the underwater basket weaving crowd. Anyone half-way competent who is making money will not qualify.
That’s why my strategy has been to be 49% competent and not make money until this very day.
Shit, I guess I suck at life, we don’t make a quarter mil a year.
That is not all his deal. Anyone making money will end up disqualified, not just richey riches. Wait for more catches soon.
I already have no student loans, so it’s kind of moot. I just took some umbrage to being somewhat dismissed for not earning what is a fairly substantial sum…
Long term, probably true. Short term, I’m sure there’s an angle. Until the details are published, I won’t know exactly what the angle is.
The income limit is $125k and $250k for a married couple. That’s a pretty sizeable share of the population.
That won’t stick and the horse is outta the gate. There will be rounds of these from now til the end of the country.
This can become a regular thing every four years.
I’m speechless.
#metoo
PSA: The PA elk cam is up again.
https://hdontap.com/index.php/video/stream/pa-game-commission-elk-cam
Prison.
That woman is a goblin.
*Change my mind*
Another study revealed how mean IQ scores of young children born during the pandemic have tumbled by as much as 22 points while verbal, motor and cognitive performance have all suffered as a result of lockdown.
Whoa. That’s incredible, if true. And hopefully reversible.
It’s my understanding that there are certain developmental milestones that are a one-off. This is pretty goaddamn sick, regardless.
Two stunning quotes from this monster:
Oh, you were willing to do far more than that. You were willing to force others to do the same to their children.
There it is. Not having that government provided daycare is the big thing she regrets.
CWAC
I can’t get past “The science has changed.”
Go fuck yourself, you lying liar.
But he’s poetry in motion.
She blinded me with stupidity.
Too bad nobody saw that coming.
Masking has harmed our son’s language development
They are both evil and stupid. Also, did she, her husband and their son wear masks at home at all times? Or did the son spend the last 2 years in daycare muzzled?
The latter, I would bet. Although I’m not sure why she is whining about the impact on her and her husband’s work. It does seem like it would be one or the other.
How reliable/useful are IQ tests for children under 3?
About as useful and reliable as they are for everybody else.
Anecdotally, they’re accurate. How predictive and stable are they? Well, say least half your IQ is inherited. The rest is changeable, so I doubt 100% of the effect will be present in the future, but I also doubt there will be no effect. 22 points is an astronomical amount, you’re talking going from average to borderline retardation.
I’m torn. People should be able to honest mistakes. OTH, they shouldn’t be able to enforce their mistakes at gunpoint.
Related.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-cancellation-of-leana-wen-covid-cnn-american-public-health-association-11661291645?st=7lkhd5ij1tlsin5&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
Bullshit (respectfully). There were plenty of real, no-shit experts who recognized this as an aerosolized virus by April 2020. The fuckhead slavers even started out by saying masks were useless.
Nope. People like Wen need to pay. Being wrong is normal. Admitting mistakes is noble.
Ending and wrecking lives is a crime against humanity.
That’s why I’m torn on this.
As someone affected by her fuckery the only person (okay, not the only) I want to see torn is her, preferably apart.
The fuckhead slavers even started out by saying masks were useless.
Only when there was a shortage of masks. Since 2007, the CDC recommended use of masks and the FDA had actually approved N95 masks for such a pandemic. All swept under the rug.
There is a huge tell in the article:
She didn’t change her mind based on data, studies, reports from the field or anything else. She changed her mind based solely on “me, me, me” – the impact on her kids and her work life.
That’s a clue as to what she based her support for masking and lockdowns on – it wasn’t data, studies, etc.
And that’s why I have zero sympathy for her. She was never engaged in rational analysis of facts, alternatives, risk/benefit, etc. It was always about her – promoting herself as a spokesman for the fashionable thing, rather than setting policy based on her professional judgment of the available data.
👆👆👆
But women are intuitive!!
I am intuitive in the inductive reasoning sense. “Uh oh, familiar pattern, act quickly!”, not rationalizing my neuroses or preferences, or consulting the crystals, or whatever my flaky sisters get up to.
Doesn’t even need to be a pattern. Cat not eating? Vet NOW.
Excellent observation.
ISWYDT?
About the only bit in Four Weddings I found funny was the girl new to sign language telling her deaf crush “I’m probably making tols of nistakes.”
Dr. Jill rushed into the day room with Tony’s isolation palanquin put-put-puttering in behind her, his wizened face behind the fogged viewport showing concern.
Very Dune-esque.
Fauci, a Guild Navigator. Only instead of swimming in melange, it’s a potent mix of mRNA and Paxlovid. Pfizerspice, they call it – with it, he can successfully navigate extremely deferential settings with ease.
Pfizerspice
Nice.
*ahem*
Black Alerts
I think they should send out an alert every time a black is shot in the state.
Remember, black men are the most common victims of gun violence.
“Shit, an Asian got shot again, start the aler….wait, nevermind.”
Stunning. will the asian/elder crimes be reported as black alerts? Those do seem to be the majority of hate crimes.
Grifters Assemble!!!!
They send Amber alerts to my phone, usually making it sound off while I’m
passed outsleeping. Are they going to do that every time someone smears a poop swastika?I believe it is a private email/message list. It better stay that way.
I think you can shut that of somewhere buried in your settings.
Re-enabled on my phone after an OS update. 🙄
Thanks for reminding me *declines update*
Amber was found safe and healthy anyway (not joking).
er: “and healthy, anyway”.
Where IS Grandma? I’m hungry. 😉
Ooo! I hope so! With pictures!
OFFS. 🙄
Virtue-signal level: Through the roof
Don’t worry, they’ll have rainbow alerts too.
“Every member of the Maryland Legislative Black Caucus… will be advised whenever there’s a hate crime anywhere in the state of Maryland,”
Why only them?
Do we really expect them to do anything about synagogues being vandalized or Asians being punched out on the street?
They can rush Ben Crump to the scene.
Hawt.
Simultaneously hysterically funny and nauseating. A tour de farce, this was. Not quite as stunning, however, as my just-completed corporate meeting, in which someone suggested during the Q&A that we have an internal drag show because diversity or something.
“You’re fired.”
Hey! You’re not my supervisor!
Lol!
Are you sure about that?
*dramatic music*
Do you sell pancake makeup, false eyelashes or giant shoes? If not, then why?
Oh, yeah, to stick it to Libs of TikTok.
How many times is that now?
JUST IN – Jill Biden infected with COVID again.
They gave her the Pax, of course she was gonna get it again.
That shit doesn’t seem to work at all. A really expensive ineffective alternative to the horse medicine.
It pisses me off that Paxlovid seems to be A-OK even though it’s being used off-label. Now I don’t mind medicines being used off-label, but somehow that was a big no-no for HCQ and Ivermectin, and you were an idiot for even considering them. I don’t know if HCQ or Ivermectin do any good for Covid, but it was worth a serious look instead of dismissiveness, and the reaction had everything to do with Pfizer marketing, not science.
They can’t absolve the sin of ivermectin and HCQ now. That would be an admission of fault.
Also, they’re skirting around the edges of the EUA for the vaccines. I’ll let somebody opine on how they can prescribe a therapeutic like Paxlovid and maintain the EUA for Pfizer et al.
__ even though it’s being used off-label__
Can’t object to that; all use of hormones by the trans community is off label.
I don’t know if HCQ or Ivermectin do any good for Covid
I know. My wife and I had covid (she had it in Dec. I got it in May). We both did the telemed that was prescribing that stuff – and both were getting better within a day. We both were recovered in a week with no recurrence.
Politicians use the same justification to declare that the vaccines work.
Fuck, I left the sink filling up with water to do the dishes and left the room. Promptly forgetting about it.
Uh oh, man the pumps! How bad is it?
Used every dry towel I have. It filled the drawers to the left of the sink with water, got them outside drying out.
Eek.
Now I have to wait for the towels to go through the wash cycle so I can do the dishes.
Drip drying is where it’s at.
I need a towel to dry them on. My sink don’t got that fancy drying section.
You know the nearer your destination, the more you’re drip drying away.
Will pray to St. Florian for you.
Can’t leave you home alone, can we?
Looks like we are getting another deferment.
In keeping with my campaign promise, my Administration is announcing a plan to give working and middle class families breathing room as they prepare to resume federal student loan payments in January 2023.
I’ll have more details this afternoon.
“The science has changed.”
No, it hasn’t. You were always wrong.
Anthony “The Science” Fauci is retiring. So the science did change.
That’s the maddening part about all this. The science hasn’t changed. Only the pronouncements from the scienticians have changed.
As recently as two months prior to that, Wen was advocating for the Biden administration to “further restrict the activities of the unvaccinated.”
Wen also previously entrenched a segregated society when she blamed people who hadn’t taken the jab for a COVID-19 “surge” while asserting “we can’t trust the unvaccinated.”
Wen also called for making it “hard for people to remain unvaccinated” by restricting their social freedoms.
She asserted that, “It needs to be hard for people to remain unvaccinated,” claiming that it wasn’t currently difficult (despite the group being demonized and discriminated against on a daily basis).
Leanna Wen should be flayed alive and then burned at the stake.
Unity/healing/etc.
Charlie Crist won Florida’s Democrat gubernatorial primary Tuesday evening and he’s already attacking DeSantis supporters.
Crist labeled DeSantis supporters “haters” in his first press conference since winning the primary.
“Those who support [Ron DeSantis] should stay with him and vote for him,” Crist said shaking his fist.
“And I don’t want your vote. If you have that hate in your heart, keep it there!” Crist said.
He continued, “I want the vote of the people of Florida who care about our state.”
“Those who are haters, you’re gonna go off in your own world,” he added.
Crist, what an asshole.
Usually they wait a few weeks after the primary to commit political suicide…
He knows he’s going to lose so he’s already taking the shitheel position.
Winning hearts and minds.
Charlie’s just speaking how the leftists actually think.
“Think”…
“Those who are haters, you’re gonna go off in your own world,” he added.
As long as you stay in yours
https://youtu.be/jZChpvvLhmI
*continues to fully endorse desantis*
“And I don’t want your vote. If you have that hate in your heart, keep it there!” Crist said.
Reverse psychology. They’ll all vote for him now.
“I’m voting for the negger.”
When did candidates go from talking shit about their opponents, to talking shit about voters? Seems counterproductive to me. Unless you have the means to fortify an election, I guess. Just seems like if you win, you want the people you represent to want to work with you.
When it has been your party’s stated goal of destroying, and imprisoning political opponents and their supporters.
Still mad at voters for reelecting Trump in a landslide so big it took days to fix and the rigging couldn’t be hidden.
I’m trying not to bust out laughing in the middle of a videoconference.
When Tony said, “Gott in Himmel!”, I flashed on Dr. Strangelove shouting out, “Mein Fuhrer!”
I laughed. In spite of Tony being too stupid and ugly to be Dr. Strangelove.
Ve must hav a zuitable ratio of showgirls to politicians in order to repopulate the country….
I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious…service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
So- in furtherance of my little youtube-related outburst the other day (Stop saying the same goddam thing over and over and just get to the fucking point” it was)…
I clicked on some thing yesterday which I thought might be mildly interesting and/or informative, and whaddaya know? He says [X], and edits himself to a different location where he says… [X]. Bye.
If you were doing one long continuous take, and happened to repeat yourself, that’s no big deal. But to sit down and intentionally edit a video to consist of a bunch of repetitive blurbs? Fuck off. Do you have a destination, or don’t you? It doesn’t matter what the topic is.
Some day, we’ll do logical ordering of thought.
Same guy or a different one?
https://frinkiac.com/caption/S05E12/1179410
Media, like sports talk and talk radio have been this way for a long time. They take up the whole time talking about how they are going to be talking about something and then they barely talk about that thing. It is a trick that gets used a lot by the media. They talk a whole bunch about what they are going to talk about and never get to the point. If they ever got to the point then would be talking about the thing that say they are going to talk about. And that wouldn’t fill up the air time they need to fill to keep the audience engaged. So instead of talking about what they are talking about they talk about what they are going to talk about. It’s a tactic that is used a lot to keep stringing the people along. So instead of talking about they say they are going to talk about they instead endlessly restate the same thing in different ways.
The world just ended! We’ll have details after the break…
+1 “Coming up in the news, a story you won’t want to miss.”
You could be in danger from a common household item. Coming up next after the break.
The danger lurking in your pantry, are your kids at risk?
As usual, Remy has us covered: https://youtu.be/P843ju6YYI4
It’s always the last story… and it’s always something stupid.
One of many reasons I only watch local news when there’s a tornado warning close enough to worry about.
It’s like that clickbait that takes you to an endless series of pages, and what you clicked on isn’t even one of them.
YouTube scores things by length. So you need to either get your point in a “short” 60 seconds or take 20 minutes. Something in the middle scores lower showing up in people’s feeds.
ISTR that the Youtube algorithm/monetization scheme rewards a certain minimum length of video, which is why they’re all padded out over ten minutes.
Incentives, how do they work?
Different guy.
Unlike that quack Foochy, Strangelove knew what he was doing.
“We discarded the idea, for reasons which at the moment must be all too obvious.”
Slow-mo Joe just came in, removed his mask and promptly coughed in his hand…
YouTube scores things by length. So you need to either get your point in a “short” 60 seconds or take 20 minutes. Something in the middle scores lower showing up in people’s feeds.
This is not exactly surprising.
Of course I generally don’t even click on any youtube longer than twelve or maybe fifteen minutes unless it’s content from a known source.
Thanks CA.
You are the gift that gives in so many ways to the rest of the US. From citizens fleeing the state and bringing their enlightened politics and spending to their new home to your one size fits all environmental and resource use laws.
California to Ban the Sale of New Gasoline Cars
The decision, to take effect by 2035, will very likely speed a wider transition to electric vehicles because many other states follow California’s standards.
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/24/climate/california-gas-cars-emissions.html?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=california-to-ban-the-sale-of-new-gasoline-cars-2
The restrictions are important because not only is California the largest auto market in the United States, but more than a dozen other states typically follow California’s lead when setting their own auto emissions standards.
I can’t get out of Nevada quick enough cause we will follow California to hell as our current governor desperately wants to be Newsome.
By 2035, all of this eco-bullshit will have blown up in everyone’s faces, making these decisions irrelevant.
Hell, Germany may not make it through the winter.
So you have to fly to another state to buy a gasoline car. And then drive that car to California. Sounds like a way to reduce carbon emissions to me.
Or… Fly to another state, buy a gasoline powered car, and don’t drive back to CA.
Beat choice.
Dammit, I quit typing today.
Best choice.
Beat Choice. — Was just about to start snapping fingers.
Still appropriate!
Not a fan
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_Beat
Beat City downtown 🎵 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxYa33rgB9U
Not .beat time?
Beat time?
Back in highschool that was just about any time.
What would we do without experts and the AP?
Experts: Force appears excessive in Arkansas beating video
I figured they would be screaming about systemic racism by now… oh wait.
Yeah, I didn’t hear anyone’s race mentioned, so I’m assuming….
California to Ban the Sale of New Gasoline Cars
The decision, to take effect by 2035, will very likely speed a wider transition to electric vehicles because many other states follow California’s standards.
I look forward to the days when city streets are once more filled with horse drawn carriages.
… and horse shit.
And flies.
And pattens?
Which I believe are banned in parts of CLE, which is why some of the party wagons that are pedal powered cannot go there, they fell under the same restrictions. If I had to guess it’s something about four wheels and being muscle powered.
Welcome to the future!
Reminds me of Serbia.
It’s just missing a guy in a tracksuit on a cellphone
Avoid anything PAX related seems to be the lesson recently. Sad given its Latin meaning.
So, what’s an Odyssey owner to do when they need tires but don’t want the cost or headache associated with the Michelin PAX system? Change wheels, of course, and one manufacturer seems to have the goods to fix the Odyssey’s tire headache. Other Hondas on the Global Light Truck architecture don’t go wrong terribly often, so Pilot and Odyssey take-offs can be a touch scarce. You know what does go wrong catastrophically as soon as the typical fourth owner takes possession? Almost every BMW under the sun.
Here’s Why So Many Honda Odyssey Owners Are Running BMW Wheels On Their Vans
https://www.theautopian.com/heres-why-so-many-honda-odyssey-owners-are-running-bmw-wheels-on-their-vans/