336 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    Special master sounds racist.

    • SDF-7

      Extra special racist?

    • Not Adahn

      Special masa is what my favorite taqueria uses for their tamales.

    • Rat on a train

      Special master
      – main?
      – controller?
      – leader?
      – primary?

      • R.J.

        WHILE THE MASTER WAITS…

      • Seguin

        Torgo abates?

  2. Count Potato

    “Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer (D) responded to the refinery’s shutdown by issuing an executive order that lifts some requirements for fuel transporters and “temporarily suspends certain laws and regulations to accelerate the transition to the fall fuel supply”

    Why come all these regulations in the first place?

    • Tonio

      And while less regulation is better, how does she have the authority to do this? Specifically delegated emergency powers, or because she has a pen and a phone?

      • SDF-7

        This is Governor “COVID powers mean I can tell you not to set up a garden”, so I doubt she thinks anything is beyond her in an “emergency.”

      • Count Potato

        Flying monkeys.

      • Sensei

        OT – Good morning sir. I’ve got an article that can be published whenever works for you.

      • Swiss Servator

        I will get it set, soon.

      • Sensei

        Thank you!

      • R.J.

        I will get GlibFlick done tonight. I feel tardy.

      • DEG

        On this note, I’m wrapping up part two of my FreedomFest report.

      • rhywun

        When everything is an emergency….

      • AlexinCT

        ^^^THIS^^^

      • Not Adahn

        …the tough get going?

      • AlexinCT

        Panicked idiots will let the crooks do whatever they want…

  3. Count Potato

    Is there a fix to the homeless problem?

    • UnCivilServant

      Well, that depends. Are we looking for a humane and ethical fix?

      • Count Potato

        If you kill them, more will replace them.

      • Count Potato

        So you are also planning on eating them?

      • UnCivilServant

        No, that’s gross. Homeless people carry too many diseases and parasites to be food.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        I’m sure they could be appropriately, erm, re-processed . . .

      • SDF-7

        Going back to county sanitariums (run well… ha! Yeah, government health care… that’ll end well) would probably cut down a chunk. Besides the probability that they’d be run like crap, the Soviet Sanitarium risk also makes me nervous, especially with the current climate where calling half the country “semi-fascist” and all… small step from there to “They don’t agree with us… they must be crazy/evil!” So good luck with that.

        And druggies I expect make up a good chunk of the rest. Honestly don’t know what to do about that, myself — folks have obviously tried “Given them a place to crash and make it as easy as possible for their habit” and things just get trashed / stripped to sell for extra drugs / etc. Chunking them all on an island and letting them fend for themselves seems heartless. Bring back flophouses and decriminalize (yeah, we’ve seen how that goes with MJ.. states will just regulate/tax it so criminals are still profitable) to drive down prices to the point where they could afford it and pay a stipend? Don’t like the idea of paying people to do nothing — but at this point given the camps everywhere on the West Coast at least and barring the island, don’t see much else left.

      • Ted S.

        Dr. Chet would probably have some good comments here.

      • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

        On the drug front, “decriminalizing” is bullshit. You need to make it legal, across the board. It needs to be handled the same way you handle alcohol: legal in stores, legal distribution, legal processing, legal production. Otherwise, you are just kicking the black market aspects up the chain, with no brakes put on use. It is still going to be moved on the street by narco gangs like the Sinaloa Cartel, Nortenos, and such, but junkies get a free pass. Supply and Demand, how does it work?

    • Drake

      Sam Kinison had some good ideas.

    • rhywun

      Not in the current climate where mental illness is ignored and it’s easier to get paid to wander the streets than to find an honest day’s work and stick with it.

    • Homple

      Workhouses and insane asylums.

  4. Count Potato

    “$1.34B Mega Millions lottery winner still hasn’t come forward”

    Maybe the person died? Or lost in the laundry?

    • SDF-7

      Murdered by someone who now is trying to figure out how to claim the ticket was my first thought. But I watch too much Columbo.

      • Count Potato

        That would only matter if the victim signed it first.

      • AlexinCT

        They were prolly trying to get some legal setup to avoid taxes, but the lawyers killed them to steal the tickets so they can claim the money themselves, cause, well lawyers…

      • DrOtto

        There is no such thing as too much Columbo.

    • robodruid

      I am hoping that the very lucky winner is quietly setting things up to disappear after getting the money. “sorry, i found a better job that requires me to move across the state, been swell working with ya”.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Lemme check my ticket…

  5. UnCivilServant

    Morning, Banjos.

    Trying not to rage at my coworkers who have developed a form of pathological incompetence to avoid work. After verbally unable to worm out of it, they’ll deliberately do it so wrongly that it gets other people fed up until it gets done for them.

    No, you do not need to add columns to the disk partition tab for CPU and memory, that goes on the other tab of the form! In the space where it says “CPU and Memory”

    • SDF-7

      Ah, I see they have the same work strategy as my son regarding the dishwasher….

      • Mojeaux

        Weaponized incompetence.

    • Ted S.

      Trying not to rage at my coworkers who have developed a form of pathological incompetence to avoid work.

      What do you expect from government-sector workers?

      • UnCivilServant

        To be honest, I don’t run into this behaviour very often.

  6. Scruffy Nerfherder

    The Department of Transportation declared a regional emergency Saturday affecting four Midwest states after a fire earlier this week caused an “unanticipated shutdown” of a BP oil refinery in Indiana.

    Refineries have been operating at 95% capacity for almost a year now. It’s absolutely unsustainable.

    • UnCivilServant

      How many years, not counting regulatory abuse, does it take to build out capacity?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s about $10B to build a new refinery and ten years to get payback on that capital investment

        I assume the regulatory process plus standard delays stretches construction times into two years minimum, maybe three.

        Nobody is going to build a refinery in this political environment. Shortages are in our future.

      • DrOtto

        It’s not only inevitable, it’s part of the plan.

      • Spartacus

        Nope. With governors running around saying they are going to be all-renewables in 10-12 years, there is really very little reason to start the process. When the magic future fails to appear on schedule, I guess we can buy gas from Russia. No downside there.

      • AlexinCT

        They are hard at work concocting rackets that allow them to effectively loot the valuables, at a record pace, before the coming inevitable collapse…

  7. SDF-7

    Morning, Banjos!

    The refinery fire sounds actually sounds like an accident (easy enough), unlike the yearly “fires” and “unplanned maintenance” that always happens in California that suspiciously always bump up the gas prices. If only regulators weren’t trying to kill the industry such that it would be worth it to build some extra capacity in the infrastructure (or any at all — what was it, 1970 or so since the last one was built in this country?!?)… if only…..

    Re: Pennsylvania and climate funds. They must have been planning to spend it over the winter… being a pretty obvious slush fund.

    Re: San Francisco — part of me says “Good! You’re not getting services for the taxes, cut them off until they get their priorities straight!” and the other part says that the City government is so full of ideologues it won’t help. Better to shutter the business and move — maybe when there’s nothing left but bums and junkies the idiots in the city will wake up. Of course, you’d also have to keep the idiots running the city from moving, else it will just metastasize….

    • Sean

      Re: Pennsylvania and climate funds. They must have been planning to spend it over the winter… being a pretty obvious slush fund.

      Yesterday, I learned Bloomsburg is the only town in PA.

  8. DEG

    bringing the total cost of student loan forgiveness to more than $1 trillion, economist Junlei Chen wrote in the Budget Model.

    That’s almost real money.

    The Castro Merchants Association, named after the city’s Castro District, sent a letter to San Francisco city officials saying group members who own businesses in the area plan to stop paying taxes if the city doesn’t do more to address the problems, reported KTVU.

    I expect the city will very quickly move…. against the merchants.

    When asked if she understood the directions, Harrington said “yes” but also that she thought they were “ridiculous.”

    She’s right, but that’s not going to get you any points with the cops.

  9. Not Adahn

    Something I never understood when I lived in the Central time zone and still don’t understand — how TF do east coasters watch TV so late? I just assumed that their work days started an hour later than we did, but that’s not the case. Maybe the reasons NYers/Bostonians/Philadelphioids are so notoriously assholish is because they’re chronically sleep deprived?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      We don’t, or at least I don’t.

      • Not Adahn

        So why schedule your prestige shows so that they end at 11:00?

      • UnCivilServant

        Because that’s when the 11 o’clock news starts.

      • Count Potato

        “It’s ten PM, do you know where your children are?”

    • UnCivilServant

      What do you mean? Of course five hours/four hours/three hours a night is perfectly normal and sustainable. 🤬

    • Rat on a train

      Prime time is the same in Pacific as in Eastern. What do they do in Mountain? Pacific is the best time zone for sports fans. Annoyingly Alaska taped delayed games.

      • Nephilium

        How is Pacific the best time zone for sports fans? You’d need to wake up early to tailgate for a 10:00 Pacific start time game, and hope that you can get out of work on time for the Thursday/Monday night games (assuming a standard 17:00 end shift).

      • Rat on a train

        I could watch all the Sunday games and still get to bed at a reasonable time. I could watch both an east and west coast baseball game. After I moved to the east coast I stopped watching the night games because they start too late. Weekday west coast games were also too late to watch.

      • Gustave Lytton

        What is this 10am start? We never did that crap until idiot Larry Scott tried to pursue a east coast marketing strategy to audiences that don’t give a fuck about west coast sports.

      • Nephilium

        Well, it’s fairly common for football games to start at 13:00 Eastern, which would translate to 10:00 Pacific.

      • dbleagle

        The early NFL kickoff is at 7am and the second at 10ish. I can watch an early game before heading out to the water for the rest of the day.

      • rhywun

        When I lived in California, one or two networks had prime-time from 8 to 11 and the others had it from 7 to 10. It was very confusing to me.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        ISTR Mountain is also an hour early.

    • Sensei

      We continue to pay the price for catering to CA.

      When I worked on Wall St. you’d also come in early to deal with Europe. Although some of my CA coworkers were started work at 4am.

    • Fourscore

      Inner city inhabitants?

  10. Rat on a train

    Florida woman dances through field sobriety test
    Irish folk dance? Way to prove you are drunk.

    • SDF-7

      Maybe she was trying to subtly offer the cop her lucky charms.

      • Spartacus

        I was charmed. I bet she’s a lot of fun at parties. Still, I think she’s pretty far over the hot/crazy line. Would not attempt a relationship lasting more than 6-8 hours.

      • Lackadaisical

        6-8 hours? Look who is bragging.

      • whiz

        Call a doctor if longer than 4 hours.

    • Not Adahn

      Nah, she was asserting her Irish tolerance which means she can drive safely at a higher BAC than normies.

      • Rat on a train

        Russians are the functional drunks.

  11. Ted S.

    $1.34B Mega Millions lottery winner still hasn’t come forward

    Smart move, until the winner can figure out a way to do it anonymously.

  12. hayeksplosives

    I inadvertently kicked over a hornets’ nest on Facebook (I know, I know). There was a public post pointing out that Electric Vehicles still are powered mostly by fossil fuels bus the electric grid.

    I simply remarked that I was under no illusions about the energy source for my car, but that I drive an EV, specifically Tesla, for the pure joy, convenience, and safety of it. I even said it should be an individual choice, not a government decree.

    That unleashed such vitriol from the ICE car loving crowd that I was truly taken aback by the evil things they wished upon me. I am so spoiled by Glibertarians who respect everyone’s individual choices that I was quite unprepared for the hate.
    Also interesting was seeing the stereotypes that people assigned me. They assumed I was a liberal, that I vote democrat, that I’m a vegan, that I believe in global warming, etc.

    Despite my insistence that the government shouldn’t interfere with the car market, I was roundly condemned for simply having chosen an EV. Commenters wished all kinds of bad things to happen to me. Many of them were “There should be a law…..” punishing EV drivers. I suppose I should be grateful that my car is bristling with cameras; otherwise it would probably have been keyed 5 times over by now!

    People who see politics in 1 dimension, left vs right, are a big part of the problem. Thanks, Glibs, for understanding that human action and motivation are far more complex than that.

    • UnCivilServant

      I am trying so hard not to pick on you for using facebook.

      • hayeksplosives

        If I didn’t have friends and relatives scattered across the globe, I wouldn’t.

        My mistake was in commenting.

      • Not Adahn

        I couldn’t stand seeing my friends being stupid assholes online, so I quit FB rather than quit them.

      • EvilSheldon

        Good policy.

      • Pope Jimbo

        That was one of the reasons I left too. Also, I realized that I was feeling envious of some old acquaintances because they would post vacation (or drinking in bar) pics and I was stuck at home. This was when I knew these people didn’t have a pot to piss in. Made me realize that the whole point of FB is to con everyone into thinking you are living some Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous life.

      • R.J.

        Me too.

    • robodruid

      FB lets you get away with stuff that they would do in person.
      There is a lot of post election anger out there.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That’s why I say the reactionary phase of this culture war is going to suck.

      People are mindless in general and follow the herd. When the herd gets pissed off and coalesces around a leader that advocates violence, hold on to your shorts.

      • Pope Jimbo

        What if the Leader has a pathological hatred for people who clutch their grundies?

    • SDF-7

      Ouch — my apologies on behalf of the rest of the human race, HS. I might quibble with you on the safety (I would worry about electrical fires / hazmat issues if anything happened or the battery decided it was having a bad day), but especially since you originally chose it for San Diego where it acted almost as a PowerWall adjunct to your solar panels, there’s a lot of logic there.

      Facebook certainly reinforces the fundamental Christian tenet that we are all in desperate need of grace. Or Agent K’s view of humanity… take your pick.

      • Sensei

        There really are multiple levels of safety for EVs.

        ICE fires are so common that they don’t get much press. However, they are generally much easier to control and less energetic.

      • hayeksplosives

        When I refer to safety, I mean the driver assist and such. Also, even though my epilepsy is well controlled by meds and I’m legal to drive, if —heaven forbid— I ever do have a seizure or blackout at the wheel, the car will take me to the shoulder, call Tesla who would then call 911 if didn’t respond.

      • Sean

        if —heaven forbid— I ever do have a seizure or blackout at the wheel, the car will take me to the shoulder, call Tesla who would then call 911 if didn’t respond.

        That’s actually pretty nifty.

      • Sensei

        It keeps track of torque on the steering wheel. No torque after a certain period of time and it alarms.

        For those in the “full” self driving program it also uses an interior camera.

      • Sensei

        Not to burst your bubble, but my understanding is that the Tesla stops in whatever lane you are in. It doesn’t pull over. Seems like that was some repeated anecdote.

      • SDF-7

        Given that context, your choice makes perfect and complete sense. My apologies for quibbling in ignorance.

    • Trigger Hippie

      ‘Thanks, Glibs, for understanding that human action and motivation are far more complex than that.’

      Sounds like something a bleeding heart, rat fink commie fuck would say.

      *hurls rotten veggies at hk*

    • hayeksplosives

      Edit: “bus” should read “via”

      Stoopid autocorrect.

    • Fourscore

      Of course, none of them mentioned that their IC vehicles use ethanol, subsidized by taxpayers.

      /remembers electric street cars in the Twin Cities

    • Old Man With Candy

      I left FB permanently at the end of 2016. I saw people’s brains breaking and it was not a pretty sight.

      • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

        The rage was starting to build about eight years before that.

      • R.J.

        If you see me on FB, it’s because my wife put my profile out there. I refuse to use it and do not know the password. I decided I had enough with MySpace!

    • Chipwooder

      A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it.

      There is virtually no limit to the applications of that quote. Facebook = “people”. I despise mandates for anything and thoroughly believe that the ill-conceived attempt to force everyone to drive EVs is a disaster in the making, but if someone wants to drive a Tesla (or any other electric car) of their own volition, I have no idea why that should bother me.

    • Pope Jimbo

      LOL. I remember getting flamed because I had the temerity to post a question on usenet about the wiring diagram for a used car stereo. I said that the original diagram had become illegible and could anyone help me.

      Phase 1 of the flame wars was people calling me a thief and a horrible person.

      Phase2 of the flame war was people pointing out that I said I had bought a used stereo and then they started fighting with the first set of people.

      Sigh. For all the good a global communication platform can be, it also can bring out the absolute worst.

      • Sensei

        I remember my usenet days!

      • whiz

        Yes. Reminds me of someone here who called himself the Flame Magnet.

      • Bobarian LMD

        That’s what happened to my stereo!

    • DrOtto

      As a car guy, I don’t understand this attitude one bit. Some electrics offer a distinct performance advantage over gas cars that most “car guys” should be embracing, but aren’t. I haven’t heard or seen this much vitriol since the first Porsche guy bought a Tiptronic over a manual transmission (Sloopy will understand).

      • Sensei

        Exactly the same.

        Mind you the early Porsche non dual clutch autos were not exactly “sporty”.

        That said “Porsche Doppelkupplungsgetriebe” doesn’t exactly roll of the tongue.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Tiptronic?

        Is that Al Gore’s sexbot?

    • DEG

      Derpbook is a sewer.

      I use for certain things, but generally, a sewer.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        “Marketplace” and comms with my French rellies are about the sum total of my FB usage. I gave up on everything else.

    • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

      It has nothing to do with how EVs work, but everything to do with what is happening in society.

      • Bobarian LMD

        This. EVs are being used as a tool to punish the deniers. Lots of emotional baggage to go with that.

  13. Sensei

    Pay no attention while we continue to virtue signal.

    An investigation by The Oregonian/OregonLive has found that the seemingly isolated incident, which has not been publicly reported until now, is part of a pattern of maintenance problems that have undercut production at PGE’s flagship wind farm, shortchanged ratepayers and landowners, and put those who cultivate wheat under the turbines – and their cropland itself – at risk.

    Upcoming investigation: How an airborne blade exposed broader problems at PGE’s flagship wind farm

    • UnCivilServant

      It seems to me that these things never break even in terms of cost to manufacture and cost of ownership versus value produced.

      • Sensei

        One of my favorite articles was about how many blades are disposed in landfills after their useful life is over.

      • Not Adahn

        You’d think they could be made into kayaks or some such.

      • UnCivilServant

        Fiberglass doesn’t suffer reshaping after the resin has cured.

      • Not Adahn

        Oooh! Tiny houses for homeless people!

      • Lackadaisical

        Your a genius, think how many orphans you could fit in one.

      • Not Adahn

        *furiously types up grant applications for feasibility, design, environmental impact, and SG studies*

      • DrOtto

        We recently went to Montana from TX. On the drive back, there was a town that had their name stenciled on a used blade as you drove in to town. So there was one spared from the landfills. You could tell it was used because the fiberglass was fraying on one end. It looked like shit.

    • SDF-7

      They must want to emulate PG&E’s business model — spend the maintenance money on bonuses for execs and bribes *cough*… lobbying politicians, then hit up the taxpayers and customers for even more when it falls apart. Probably taught to Harvard MBAs these days.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        👆 Exactly what came to my mind.

      • Sensei

        Extracting “value” now and moving on to your next gig is pretty much de rigueur for an good MBA program.

        Exhibit A. – Just In Time Inventory
        Exhibit B. – Retailers selling and leasing back real estate
        Exhibit C. – Boeing factoring its receivables
        Exhibit D…

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Boeing factored its receivables? Any idea what kind of haircut they took on it?

        I’ve known some guys who factored. All of them were desperate and in a cash pinch. One went to prison for falsifying his invoices and bringing down an entire bank. After he got out, he went back into the same contracting business and wanted me to issue him credit. He got pissed off when I told him I knew the president of the bank he wrecked and it wasn’t going to happen. He was going on and on about how nobody treated him with respect.

      • UnCivilServant

        “Dude, you’ve earned the disrespect.”

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        My response was more along the lines of “Are you fucking kidding me?”

        One of my competitors who dealt with him had to write off $100k when his business imploded (i.e. the bank figured out what he had done).

      • UnCivilServant

        I take it that sort of risk isn’t covered by normal insurance.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Factoring your receivables is one way of insuring it. Last I checked it will cost you about 5%, and in a risky credit environment it can go up to 15%.

      • Brawndo

        “I take it that sort of risk isn’t covered by normal insurance”

        Insurance only covers riot damage. It is known.

      • Sensei

        Sorry I misremembered – it’s supplier based.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Ah yeah. I had some banks trying to sell me on that bs.

        It would be a nice way of running up a big inventory, blowing it out at a loss, and running with the cash before the banks caught up though.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Exhibit B.. “but there’s different treatments for ownership and leasing!”

      • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

        It’s Oregon. What happens in CA will happen here in a decade. Sadly.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Measure 114… 🤬

        Trying to figure out which straw is enough. I do like our yard. Spent much of the weekend out in it.

  14. hayeksplosives

    “ Majority of new federal climate funds in Pennsylvania going to repave parking lots”

    Oh good grief. Not even Al Gore believes we can or should intervene in Earth’s climate cycles. The only people who truly believe are naive college students and soccer moms.

    It’s always been about money and power.

    • B.P.

      And then they’ll plant one of those temperature-gathering stations in the middle of all of the asphalt.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It is our destiny to be ruled by megalomaniac sloppy drunk females.

    • Not Adahn

      My hot take:

      Heads of state are NOT “only human.” Just like Pete Buttigeg should not have taken paternity leave. If you want a job that important, you damn well better be willing to make it your first and ONLY priority. If family, balance, personal satisfaction etc. are that important to you, take a job with fewer responsibilities.

      OTOH, it’s not like Finland is that important or complicated enough of a country that it couldn’t be governed by a part-time drunk. Texas manages it just fine.

      • Lackadaisical

        Strongly agreed.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Sanna Marin’s no Maggie Thatcher, that’s for damn sure. If she was, Finland would probably have Russia as a vassal state by now.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        (And Putin’s nickname would be “pool boy.”)

      • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

        Also, why does anyone outside of Finland give a shit?

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        As a card-carrying Glib, you should know better than to ask a question like that — snark is its own reward!

      • Lackadaisical

        They’re about to be in NATO, so their dumb decisions will probably affect us.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I would only care if she or her government were restricting people while she were doing it. Other than that…have at it. Heads of State hold parties all the time just of different caliber

      • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

        Bunga-Bunga!

  15. Count Potato

    “What a croc Girl spotted walking ’emotional support’ alligator on leash in Philadelphia park

    The alligator, named Wally, was wearing a collar that also labeled it an emotional support pet. His owner, Joie Henney, is a reptile lover who has multiple gators. It was not clear who was walking Wally on Friday. “I went through a real hard depression and he brought me out of it,” Henney once said in an interview about Wally. “My doctor wanted to give me anti-depression medicine and I refused to take it,” the man said. Instead, he chose to spend time with the gator.”

    https://nypost.com/2022/08/28/video-shows-young-girl-walk-alligator-on-leash-in-philadelphia-park/

    How much emotional support does one get from a cold unfeeling reptile?

    • Surly Knott

      Depends on how frequently you can feed your enemies to it.

    • Shpip

      How much emotional support does one get from a cold unfeeling reptile?

      I dunno… ask my wife.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I was going to say ask Bill Clinton

      • Animal

        Damn your nimble fingers, Your Holiness.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        *Golf claps* all around, gentlemen . . . something something jib, something something like, et cetera.

    • EvilSheldon

      I think it’s less about the animal being affectionate towards you, and more about having someone to interact with and take care of.

      Reptiles can absolutely be affectionate, though. My bearded dragon would cuddle with me (usually clawing the hell out of my neck and shoulder) when I had her out of her vivarium.

      • Spartacus

        We used to have an iguana who was very personable. Also big. One time he had a stuffy nose so we had to wrangle him into a long narrow box and take him to the vet.

        In a couple of years, the gator is going to be walking her, if not worse.

      • EvilSheldon

        The thing that worries me a little is that keeping an alligator is a ridiculous amount of work. Anytime I hear about someone with ‘several’ gators, I tend to suspect hoarding…

    • Animal

      How much emotional support does one get from a cold unfeeling reptile?

      Ask Bill Clinton.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      During its first two years in service, the carrier reportedly spent fewer than 90 days at sea after springing leaks twice in five months.

      The ridiculousness of building more aircraft carriers aside, one wonders what they think they’re going to do with a ship that can’t go to sea.

    • Sensei

      “investigations into an emerging mechanical issue,”

      Fake news. We know it has to be electrical.

      • UnCivilServant

        Did you hear about when Lucas tried to make a vacuum cleaner?

        It was the only product they made that didn’t suck.

      • Sensei

        Why do the British drink warm beer?

      • DrOtto

        Thanks, I hadn’t heard this one before.

      • UnCivilServant

        I was only retelling someone else’s joke.

        I should probably disclaim that I have no association nor familiarty with Lucas Electronics beyond their general reputation.

    • DEG

      I remember when Britain and France considering sharing aircraft carriers.

    • Chipwooder

      I can’t help but imagine a hilarious version of The Wire focusing on the illicit whipped cream trade.

      • Brawndo

        It would probably be better than the travesty that was season 5

    • Spartacus

      Some day I will relate the tale of my 18-year-old self working for a summer at Dairy Queen, where they order whipped cream by the case.

      • UnCivilServant

        You were high as fuck on NOX?

      • Spartacus

        Let’s just say that the canister seals were easy to remove and replace, and if you do it right, you can drain off the propellant while the can is still full.
        Of course, it pretty much ruins the whipped cream. For some reason, our store got a lot of defective cans of whipped cream that summer.

      • dbleagle

        In high school I worked at a 31 Flavors and the canned whipped cream was frozen until needed for use. We had an employee who would drain the frozen cans. After he was discovered high in the freezer he was fired.

    • Swiss Servator

      Well, guess I need to change one of my Afternoon Links….grrrr.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Are they repaving the parking lots with white asphalt to reflect heat?

    • DrOtto

      You’ve got a million $ grift with this, either on the study or production side.

      • Spartacus

        If you find a partner and play it right, you can file an environmental impact suit against yourself and make the gravy train run for years.

    • Lackadaisical

      That wouldn’t be the worst idea (assuming it was economically feasible). I hate how hot asphalt gets.

  17. Grumbletarian

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    I don’t think I’ve ever used lower left word in a sentence.

    • Sean

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    • rhywun

      Me neither.

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      Not sure I’ve used it in a sentence — but read more than enough Chronicles of Thomas Covenant to see it written many many times.

      The warmup round didn’t go nearly as well — almost chumped (duotrichump?) there.

      Daily Duotrigordle #180
      Guesses: 37/37
      Time: 08:39.58
      https://duotrigordle.com/

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      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Got that one in four. Actually use the word a lot, complaining about soil types.

    • Cowboy

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  18. The Late P Brooks

    ICE fires are so common that they don’t get much press. However, they are generally much easier to control and less energetic.

    I have seen a couple of articles suggesting the procedure for EV fires is to stay upwind and watch them burn, while trying to keep the fire from spreading.

    • Sensei

      If nothing near it is going to burn that would seem to make the most sense.

    • Not Adahn

      To be fair, that’s the procedure I was taught in dealing with any vehicle fire. I was also trained that you can’t speed to a vehicle fire unless it’s been reported that there’s someone trapped in it — since the vehicle is considered a total loss getting there faster won’t reduce any damage.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      My ~10 year-old Toyota Camry went up in flames on the interstate while my wife was driving. She saw the smoke, pulled over, got out, and watched the whole thing go up. For those in the Tidewater area, this occurred maybe a mile after getting through the Hampton Roads Bridge Tunnel at rush hour… the cops shut the tunnel down for at least 2 hours. I can’t even guess at the backup the fire caused. Maybe 15 miles.

      After they thought the fire was safely out and loaded it on a flatbed, the car reignited. The driver was pissed and started cussing out my wife like she had anything to do with putting the fire out or loading it on the flatbed. What a weird event.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    As a tool, electric vehicle technology has a place. Electric forklifts have been around for a long time, because they don’t pump exhaust fumes into enclosed spaces.

  20. Not Adahn

    I know you won’t believe this, but NPR had a particularly mendacious “gun violence” story this morning. I’ll list the main points, with what was unspoken/intended inference in parentheses.

    -The victims of “gun violence” are overwhelmingly minority (which means “gun violence is racist, and since only white can be racist, wypipo are responsible for “gun violence”).

    -“Reckless shootings” [new panicky buzzword!] are way up. More bullets are being fired at each victim than in the past (therefore we need to reduce the amount of bullets available through magazine limits and ammo purchase caps etc.)

    -Most guns used in “gun violence” are stolen from lawful gun owners (therefore to reduce shootings, we need to take guns away from legal gun owners so they can’t be stolen and used in crimes.)

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Your average NPR journalist would panic at the mere sight of a gun in a display case.

      • UnCivilServant

        Your average NPR journalist would panic at the mere sight of a gun in a display case. photograph of a vaguely gun-shaped stick

      • Nephilium

        You have too much faith in them. Did you already forget the news story of the kid who took bites out of a Pop Tart until it was “gun shaped”?

      • UnCivilServant

        That was a school official who first flipped out.

        I chose stick for my exemplar because they grow naturally to that shape and there’s no human agency in that part, and photograph to demonstrate that their fear isn’t even connected to an object in their actual presence.

    • EvilSheldon

      I’d love to see NPR’s evidence that ‘More bullets are being fired at each victim than in the past.’

      Or is it possible that someone at NPR just discovered r/IdiotsWithGuns?

    • Spartacus

      Might have been the same interview, but I recently heard someone on NPR, in a desperate attempt to rope in suicides into the gun violence count, refer to suicide as “committing the act of murder on yourself”.

      • Not Adahn

        Just like NPR was counting the death of the people that crashed in the helicopter as deaths caused by Charlottesville.

        Having said that, I do think it’s legitimate to count the suicides after Jan 6 as indicative of something wrong by the Capitol Police. My reasoning is that there were several thousand protestors there, who killed exactly nobody. And there were a few hundred CapPo there, at least five of whom decided that the solution to a problem was a bullet. This is pretty damn good evidence that the two populations were entirely different in their views on the use of lethal force.

    • Sean

      $22,200,000,000 can buy a lot of crack.

      *Hunter nods approvingly.*

    • Sensei

      SLS – the gift that keeps on giving!

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Alas, construction wasn’t that easy. NASA’s SLS rocket program has been a hot mess almost from the beginning. It has been efficient at precisely one thing, spreading jobs around to large aerospace contractors in the states of key congressional committee leaders. Because of this, lawmakers have overlooked years of delays, a more than doubling in development costs to above $20 billion, and the availability of far cheaper and reusable rockets built by the private sector.

        Working as designed.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Our current state of politics has me believing that there was no leak, but rather a quiet weekend where they don’t need to draw the attention of the people away so they delay until Joe does something stupid during the week.

    • Sean

      We’ll clean up when we’re done.

      • Rat on a train

        Pay for stuff taken from businesses?

      • UnCivilServant

        What new spore of madness is this?

        Next you’ll tell me there won’t be broken windows and injured bystanders

      • Rat on a train

        Counter protesters have that covered.

    • Pope Jimbo

      It will be interesting to see what neighborhoods get torched in a MAGA riot.

      My guess is that the riots will be concentrated on govt buildings and the MSM will portray that as so much worse than torching private businesses or minority neighborhoods.

      • Gustave Lytton

        It will be an excuse to arrest those who aren’t already and still rotting in jail from Jan 6.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Funny how it’s forever labeled the Jan 6 riots, and not the Stop the Steal rally.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Rino glowie riots promised by one of the deep state’s bootlickers? Well I never.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Election deniers

    Many of the election deniers running for secretary of state this year have spent their time talking about something they can’t do: “decertifying” the 2020 results.

    The bigger question — amid concerns about whether they would fairly administer the 2024 presidential election — is exactly what powers they would have if they win in November.

    Atop the list of the most disruptive things they could do is refusing to certify accurate election results — a nearly unprecedented step that would set off litigation in state and federal court. That has already played out on a smaller scale this year, when a small county in New Mexico refused to certify election results over unfounded fears about election machines, until a state court ordered them to certify.

    But secretaries of states’ roles in elections stretch far beyond approving vote tallies and certifying results. Many of the candidates want to dramatically change the rules for future elections, too.

    The Donald Trump-aligned Republican nominees in a number of presidential battleground states have advocated for sweeping changes to election law, with a particular focus on targeting absentee and mail voting in their states — keying off one of Trump’s obsessions.

    Next thing you know, they’ll say something really crazy like only citizens should vote.

    • rhywun

      Or that the US should follow the same practices that the US advocates when judging the fairness of foreign elections. Nah, that’s crazy talk.

    • R C Dean

      Is anyone actually saying “If elected, I will refuse to certify accurate results”?

    • Lackadaisical

      I am somewhat impressed by the local elections office here in FL.

      They had to recount a referendum and got the exact same count both times, as God intended. That plus ID checks and signature verification to vote makes me a lot more confident. Other states could learn.

      • rhywun

        So racism.

      • Lackadaisical

        Yes, the black lady that checked my ID looked pretty oppressed.

      • Lackadaisical

        Actually she was very nice… But that’s not the popular rhetoric.

  22. robc

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    Hit 3 on a 1/3 on top left, 2 on a 1/2 on bottom right.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    One common thread binding the candidates, none of whom responded to requests for comment from POLITICO about their policy platforms, is that they want to roll back access to mail voting, which once enjoyed broad bipartisan support but has come under intense attack from Republicans led by Trump. One of the stated goals of the coalition is to “eliminate mail-in ballots” while keeping “traditional absentee ballots,” presumably for people who have a specific excuse not to vote in person on Election Day.

    If voting is such a sacred duty, why can’t you be bothered to drag your ass down to the school and fill out a ballot?

    • UnCivilServant

      Because the polling locations are the Ukranian-american center or the firehouse.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      mail voting, which once enjoyed broad bipartisan support

      Pull the other one.

      • Lackadaisical

        Yes, when people thought invalids and deployed soldiers were the ones who would be doing it.

    • rhywun

      Rolling us back to the dark days of three years ago my God I can’t even.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Remember how racist the old days were? When Obama won?

      • UnCivilServant

        Racism was in such short supply the race grifters had almost been forced to get real jobs.

        They’ve fixed that now.

  24. robc

    It takes awhile to get your legal and financial team in place for a billion dollars.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    But perhaps the most radical proposal from some of the candidates would be to completely scrap their states’ voter rolls, requiring people to re-register. Both Marchant and Mastriano have floated similar ideas.

    “One of the things that I’m going to look at, and I don’t know if we can do this yet, but it’s something I’ll most certainly consider is wipe out the voter rolls completely and then have everybody re-register,” Marchant said on a local radio show last year, in remarks recently unearthed by the liberal watchdog Media Matters.

    Nazism times a billion trillion!

  26. Sensei

    Student Debt Forgiveness Is Biden’s Bluto Moment

    Then along comes Blutarsky, and seven years of college down the drain. It would be hard to fashion a program that carries more political risk for less political reward. In the name of paying off that powerful voting bloc known as “overeducated and underemployed deadbeats,” Mr. Biden is dumping on his own inflation message, dividing his party, and insulting any American who has ever worked, saved or paid a bill.

    • UnCivilServant

      I thought that was Senator Blutarsky

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      The stupidity of the move depends on if debt forgiveness is actually about buying votes for the midterms versus looting the corpse of dying empire to reward supporters. I’m inclined towards the latter take.

      The WSJ editorial board is still playing by the Marquis of Queensberry rules. Their op ed on the Mar-a-Lago affidavit was essentially there’s nothing there and wrong to issue, but Trump made the Dems do it because of his boorish behavior. Unreal.

      • Sensei

        That is their MO. They yearn for yesteryear.

        However, some of their editorials have definitely said that opening this investigation into Trump sets a very bad precedent.

      • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

        It is the same nostalgia that Dems had in ’68. The world changed at that moment, and a lot of old Labor didn’t realize it.

      • rhywun

        A little from Column A, a little from Column B.

        They are absolutely desperate to keep the House and Senate in November and they will do *anything* to make it happen.

    • AlexinCT

      The way to deal with this shit is to point out that the people claiming they are gonna give away this cash know it will be blocked because the president doesn’t have the authority to do any of it. Only congress can. and more importantly, if they somehow find a way to piss away the money without fixing the fact that the problem is the system and we let them do it, we are idiots.

      • creech

        20 million young folks are thinking all of their student debt is going to be eradicated. That’s a shit ton of potential votes for the Dems in November. I don’t believe the Red Wave is going to crest as high in the House as many of us hope, and I think the Dems will actually expand their Senate seats and really give Kommiela nothing to do. Once the votes are counted, it doesn’t matter if the courts slap down the Biden ExOrder. Then there will be 20 million young folks pissed at the GOP in 2024.

      • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

        The problem with that theory is that those areas are locked down in Blue. It isn’t kids in Kansas farms who are agitating for this, it is the kids in Brooklyn (like my son) and we already know how that is voting.

        But, as always, I could be wrong. My general feeling is that Red will take the house by a squeaker, and Blue expands in the senate (mostly due to who is up for a vote this year.)

      • Swiss Servator

        Yup, every tradesman, farmer, store clerk will be happy with TEAM BLUE!

      • creech

        Seeing your student loan reduced by $10K is far more conducive to getting out to vote than hearing that you, Plumber Bob, are going to have to pay $2.00 more in taxes because the nerd who left town to go to Columbia can’t find the gonads to pay off his student loan.

      • UnCivilServant

        Is it really, though? You’re talking about people who can’t be arsed to take responsibility for their own debts. Mustering the motivation to vote is a stretch.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of car fires…

    I remember seeing a bunch of Lincolns (early days of fuel injection- late ’80s, ’90s Continentals, maybe) with massive fire damage to the engine compartment and front bodywork. The sort of damage I speculated would be caused by a cracked fuel rail spraying atomized gasoline all over the hot motor.

    • Sensei

      Odd because I’m assuming most of the fuel system would have been the same 302 small block used in the Mustang.

      However – Ford – so I wouldn’t put it past them to have cheaped out on one piece unique to the Lincoln.

      • R.J.

        Ford used a plastic intake on those. Everything bolted onto the plastic intake. Technically those intakes could last a long time. But if anything went wrong, that intake got a crack….

    • Rat on a train

      Watched a HMMWV engine catch fire while it was doing about 45 on a convoy from Fairbanks to Anchorage in January. Nothing like being stuck in the middle of nowhere Alaska waiting for a tow.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      My Renault Fuego burned up because of a leaky fuel system shortly after I sold the thing back in the ‘80s. Never ever buy a French car (unless it’s an Alliance, that thing actually wasn’t that bad).

      • Sensei

        So you are saying it was correctly named?

      • Chipwooder

        Which is why it’s hilarious that FCA decided that what they really needed to do to be competitive in the market was merging with PSA. Nothing restores the luster of the faded Chrysler mark like merging with Peugeot and Citroen!

      • Seguin

        I’ve wanted an Alliance GTA for a while now. Apparently they were really competitive in their class in the SCCA.

    • DrOtto

      Ford products (of which Lincoln belongs) have had issues with faulty brake switches forever up until the early 2000s when they finally phased out that design. They are pressure actuated and were mounted on the master, er, ahem primary cylinder. Brake fluid would leach through the body of the switch to the electrical connection. Brake fluid is conductive and flammable so most Ford fires I’ve seen seem to originate from the left rear of the engine compartment.

  28. Drake

    Rumor mill is saying that the Feds are trying to deport Gavin McInnes back to Canada. Bold move if true – he has a Green Card, an American wife and kids, has paid $millions in taxes in this country, and we have an open border.

    His defamation lawsuit against the SPL has been stalled for years because reasons, so this is how they respond.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Strange that there’s been no word from his lawyer or anything.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Also, McInnes isn’t far right. Kind of a traditionalist maybe but far right? No.

    • Atanarjuat

      Was he really arrested on livestream, or was that a stunt?

  29. Stinky Wizzleteats

    “Joseph R. Biden”
    Wait a minute, it’s “Robinette”? Get the fuck outta here…

    • Gender Traitor

      Are you sure it isn’t “Raclette”? After what he seems to have for brains?

      • Swiss Servator

        YOU LEAVE RACLETTE ALONE!

      • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

        Don’t get so cheesed off.

      • mindyourbusiness

        Gouda dea!

    • Rat on a train

      And it’s Jr so he’s not the first.

  30. The Other Kevin

    I hadn’t heard about that refinery fire. My brother used to work there, and I have friends who still work there.

    • The Other Kevin

      Also, my parents grew up there, and you could see the stack with a flame at the top from my grandma’s house.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Is anyone actually saying “If elected, I will refuse to certify accurate results”?

    I think it’s more on the order of “I will decline to assume any random ballot of unknown origin is legitimate.”

    Radical.

    • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

      Since no one is actually quoted, I assume it utter bullshit.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Election deniers running state offices could also look to overhaul staff in state elections departments, even in positions where staffers are civil servants with broader protections from being fired from their jobs. Experienced election officials predicted that staff would look to leave the office rather than work for someone who did not believe in free elections, in addition to staffers being pressured to leave or just moved to somewhere else in the government.

    So fucking tedious.

    • Lackadaisical

      I remember when Fed gov was unable to hire because orange man bad. Oh wait…

      • Lackadaisical

        Though, it seems like Biden has named to do what omb couldn’t, looking at military and the fact that an opening I know if hasn’t been filled 8 months later…

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Crazy talk

    Despite their long-standing cursory acknowledgments of “the student debt crisis,” our institutions of higher learning have still chosen to raise tuition every year. Colleges and universities know perfectly well that federal loan programs run by the Department of Education will prevent increased costs from deterring student enrollment.

    What’s more, colleges and universities have all but guaranteed themselves a ceaseless flow of “consumers,” having successfully convinced the public that, in the 21st century, one simply cannot survive, let alone thrive without a diploma. They selectively prop up their most successful alumni, rather than show the full picture. And that full picture reveals that many, if not most, graduates earn no more than an American with a trade degree working a blue-collar job.

    Because university endowments continue to balloon into the hundreds of millions and sometimes even billions, it is wholly reasonable to ask, why is tuition still increasing? Answer: The number of administrators, as opposed to tenure-track professors, is increasing exponentially, with many senior-level university bureaucrats raking in salaries of upwards of $300,000. In some cases, they’re collecting seven figures annually.

    Over the past few years, in particular, millions of dollars have been steered toward DEI administrative departments, whose singular task seems to be convincing students that everyone and everything is bigoted. Not surprisingly, then, these departments have been controversial. They have, for example, been accused of fomenting cancel culture and purveying anti-Semitism.

    It used to be that professors ran universities. Now “university administrator” is a career path all on its own. And make no mistake, these bureaucrats are political actors. They are zealously driven to convert their institutions from forums for contemplating the best of what has been thought and said over millennia into training grounds for advancing partisan agendas—and for targeting students and professors who dissent from the reigning liberal orthodoxy.

    Sure, hon. Now tell us about the free and open interplay of ideas. It’s so quaint.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      into training grounds for advancing partisan agendas—and for targeting students and professors who dissent from the reigning liberal orthodoxy

      Yep. Despite being fully remote, I got caught in a booster requirement crossfire because the course was miscoded as partially in-person. I had to go to a Dean to get the issue acknowledged and be granted a pass. The Dean told the program administrator to fix the error (just recoding the course correctly), and she basically said “fuck you, I won’t comply, the filthy unvaxxed deserve to be punished.” Dean told me oh well, not my department and not my problem.

      I eventually got it fixed by begging several other people who went around the admin to correct it. She hasn’t forgotten and continues to harass me as much as her power allows. Fortunately, that’s very minimal now that the vaccine issue has been decided in my favor.

      • Lackadaisical

        Do you really think it was ‘accidentally’ coded that way? Based on your experience I wouldn’t put it past them.

        ‘reigning liberal orthodoxy’

        How repressive does it have to get before we start calling it something other than liberal?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Even before current year, there were schools offering online programs that still demanded proof of vaccinations, either because policy or because state law.

      • B.P.

        I hope some day that, diploma in hand, you are able to offer the program administrator a few thoughts on your way out the door.

    • creech

      F… The Penn State Univ. recently raised tuition another 5%. I guess it is to cover the $75 million they will pay mediocre coach James Franklin for his ten year contract. Like The OSU and not a few other schools, these minor league football teams feel they need to attach themselves to a university in order to gain status.

      • Gustave Lytton

        The schools operate these teams and athletic departments because administrators think that it drives admissions or alumni donations. Football teams are not free agents affiliating with whoever will pay them. Individuals yes, orgs no.

      • DEG

        The football team used to pay for the whole athletic department.

        I don’t know if that is still true.

      • Swiss Servator

        With the B1G Network ravenous for programming, things like Volleyball are a bit more self sustaining.

      • DEG

        The football program paying for the whole athletic department was true fora long time after Penn State joined the Big Ten.

        Maybe things have changed, but it wasn’t joining the Big Ten that changed it.

      • Lackadaisical

        Pretty sure all the unsupervised shower time might have changed things.

      • Lackadaisical

        More seriously, outside the top 1% of programs, most football teams are meet negatives for colleges.

    • Gustave Lytton

      many, if not most, graduates earn no more than an American with a trade degree working a blue-collar job

      So not really any better off if they opted out. If somehow there was a significant movement (back) to blue collar work, there would be a likely wage decrease or more likely, increasing restriction to reduce new entrants.

    • whiz

      I have been saying for years that the explosion of administrators is one of the major drivers of college tuition increases. The other is increased regulation, which also exacerbates the administrator increase.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Also, McInnes isn’t far right. Kind of a traditionalist maybe but far right? No.

    Anybody who doesn’t despise traditional western culture and want to eradicate every trace of it is far right.

  35. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Russia is flaring $10 million worth of natural gas per day rather than sending it to Germany

    Russia has to burn it off if they don’t sell it. They’re topped off on storage and they do not have the tech to reopen capped wells. Closing the well would be a permanent reduction in production that they’re not willing to take (yet).

    • Drake

      Meanwhile in Germany – solar systems are being shutdown because their transmission infrastructure is so screwed up (build for average not peak load?).

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        In practice, Jens Husemann experiences something different: This year alone, his solar system has already been taken off the grid for 150 days – this is called regulated in technical terms. He monitors the electricity production with a daily protocol, and presents this in the BR interview. Since February of this year, no electricity has been released into the grid from the early morning to the early evening. Husemann’s plant was shut down. This means that electricity for 50 households, which could have been produced daily, never ended up in the power grid. The 50-year-old stand builder explains it this way: Due to the fact that more and more PV systems are being built, more and more systems would have to be taken off the grid because the infrastructure could not transport the electricity. This is also confirmed by the responsible energy supplier N-Ergie in the BR interview.

        Nobody has ever mentioned anything about storage shortages or grid capacity, ever.

        Morons

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Code enforcement on stilts

    Two high-rise apartment towers in India were leveled to the ground in a controlled demolition on Sunday after the country’s top court declared them illegal for violating building norms, officials said. They became India’s tallest structures to be razed to the ground.

    More than 1,500 families vacated their apartments in the area more than seven hours before the nearly 100-meter- (328 feet) tall towers crumbled inward by the impact of the implosion. The 32-story and 29-story towers, which were being constructed by a private builder in Noida city on the outskirts of New Delhi, were yet to be occupied

    A bureaucrat scorned…

    • Rat on a train

      violating building norms
      Norms? They used non-standard doors? No bathroom access without going through a bedroom?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Oh no, now his chance of winning is going to go to zero percent from zero percent.

      • Chipwooder

        “Vote for me because I slightly resemble Bobby Kennedy!”

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Hiding your candidate worked for Biden.

    • slumbrew

      That would be hilarious.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The thought of Beto with anorectal lesions does make me giggle a little.

      • rhywun

        To be fair, I thought Chasen was the bottom.

      • slumbrew

        It’s Beto, not beta

      • rhywun

        I guess we know what he was up to during “paternity leave”.

      • Atanarjuat

        I think you’ve got your goofy dweeb rich kid Democrats confused. This is the slightly taller version.

      • rhywun

        Oh, bugger.

      • PutridMeat

        Not that Swiss needs any help, but I’m gonna squint suspiciously on this one…

      • Lackadaisical

        I had the same problem. Thanks for clearing it up.

    • Not Adahn

      Monkeypox is viral, not bacterial.

      I have heard, but do not know, that the monkeypox vaccine has not had any formal studies done vis a vis monkeypox. Supposedly, it was a smallpox vaccine and proven safe as such, and was off-labelled (and apparently effective).

  37. Penguin

    Tony Heller’s latest video on climate change (5:41).

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Insurrectionists.

    • Sean

      Trump’s fault.

      • Gender Traitor

        Nope – no MAGA hats, so “mostly peaceful.”

      • Sean

        Trump had ordered the removal of American troops from Iraq in 2020.

    • EvilSheldon

      *Scottish accent* “Nah, it’ll be fine…”

      • DEG

        Beat me to it.

    • Swiss Servator

      CAN YOU PEOPLE STOP PREMPTING MUH LINKS!

      • Sean
      • UnCivilServant

        In order to do that we’d need to know beforehand what you’d planned on linking.