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CPRM

CPRM

Organic troll farmer.

111 Comments

  1. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    Raise your hand if you paused to read what was written on all the boxes on the shelves

    🙋‍♀️

    • DEG

      I read “poop knives” as “boob knives” when I first saw it.

    • Tonio

      What are you ppl, a bunch of aspies or something?

      • C. Anacreon

        I’m an aspie.
        We’re fans of how Cleopatra killed herself.

      • Chafed

        No?

    • MikeS

      🙋🏻‍♂️

      • dbleagle

        Yep

  2. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Jooooooooossss

    They done did it again dadgummit!

    • Grosspatzer

      You know who else writes from right to left?

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        Da Vinci?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Nips?

      • Lackadaisical

        The Taliban?

      • MikeS

        Jennifer Rubin?

      • rhywun

        lol

      • Chafed

        Bravo!

      • hayeksplosives

        I’m right handed. When I write left-handed, I write right to left, completely mirror imaged of “normal” English writing.

        I have no idea if that’s common or not.

    • Sean

      Didn’t see it coming. LOL.

  3. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    Also, I watched this outside at the RV park without headphones.

    I crap bigger’n you.

  4. Tonio

    Nic3.

  5. The Hyperbole

    What’s with the bite taken out of white USA hat? Hast that always been there? I like to think that I keep up with all this esoterica but I must of missed sommat.

    • CPRM

      When Trump moved to Florida SF had USA eaten by a gator. I hadn’t used him since then until the last cartoon, so I added the bite when I brought him back.

      • R.J.

        Thank you for a lovely cartoon. I am hoping he ends up on the head of an FBI agent soon.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Your adherence to canon is scrupulous.

      • rhywun

        Scrupulous, scandalous, scurrilous!

        /Jackie Chiles

      • Gustave Lytton

        Now I feel like an Oh Henry bar.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I read that as “erotica” and thought “Hey, everybody’s got to have their thing.”

    • Fourscore

      I picked up on that right away. I couldn’t read fast enough to catch all the box labels, I’ll go back.

      Good work, CPRM, and topical

      Was there a box with all the kids’ college loan receipts?

  6. rhywun

    Bravo! LMFAO. Why does USA hat have a bite taken out of him…?

    Aw nuts. Asked and answered.

  7. rhywun

    So this is “interesting”. My Windows PC bit the dust while I was eating dinner. Keyboard and mouse both inoperable after multiple reboots.

    I have a new PC arriving in the mail in a few days but I guess I’m back on the Mac until then. *sigh*

    I guess I could try to futz around in the BIOS for a safe boot but I’m drinking and I need my Glibs fix now.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Hmmm, one computer for business and one computer for porn. What do you need the other one for?

      • rhywun

        Been maintaining both Windows and Mac boxes for years. Finally got tired of it, chose one, and it done did went ded.

      • rhywun

        IOW two machines for porn.

        Plus another Windows machine in the bedroom/home office for work.

    • R.J.

      *R.J. appears in background, holds up Raspberry Pi.

      • rhywun

        Did I mention that I hate futzing around with hardware?

      • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

        “In your eyes, the light, the heat.”

  8. Tundra

    “Ain’t that how the Zionists write?”

    Yeah, I’m dead.

  9. Tres Cool

    “classy stuff”
    “pee tapes”
    “hat catalogs”

    But I want to know whats in the “?” box

    • Timeloose

      Community Chests

    • Timeloose

      Or Chance?

  10. Timeloose

    Hat’s autobiography.

  11. MikeS

    I’m trying to join Tonio’s zoom link and it wants me to sign in

    • CPRM

      Huh, didn’t do that for me.

      • MikeS

        I’ve never had that issue on the weekends. Oh well. Off to bed.

  12. Gustave Lytton

    Tucker Carlson would be first in line to slurp Khan’s cock as long as he offered the world “order!”

  13. Ownbestenemy

    Starting to see rumblings of a narrative building about vaccines and Trump. Expect the media to lay the deaths from vaccines at his feet.

    • CPRM
      • Ownbestenemy

        Point being it will go from safe and effective to this is posion come November 2024

      • CPRM

        But of course. Same as it went the opposite the minute the dems won.

      • rhywun

        +many “I will never take Trump’s vaccine”

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The narrative is being pushed but he should take a fair of the blame for the vaxes and all the issues that arose from them. The reasons he hasn’t been pursued on this up to now are as plain as day though and if they try to pivot and pin it all on him it simply won’t work.

  14. hayeksplosives

    Good ol’ hat. Hope he has a GoPro on him so we can find out what really happens.

    (Seriously, it would have been cheap and easy to have camera installed at Mar-a-lago that we’re not part of the “government” security.

    • CPRM

      Oh Mar-a-Largo certainly does. But you assume Trump isn’t part of the Kabuki Bukaki. If he had documents that would prove his innocence, it seems stupid to sit on them until 2024. Remember, he was and is a Clinton democrat. I don’t care if he ‘PWND The Libs’. All he has done is shift the Overton window to the left. 2010’s Republicans now openly espouse the platforms of 90s Democrats, because it ‘PWNS Tha Libs!1!!!’

    • Rat on a train

      доброе утро

      • rhywun

        🚩

      • Rat on a train

        доброго ранку?

    • PieInTheSky

      is it, though?

      • Gender Traitor

        Good afternoon, Pie!

      • Rat on a train

        Good mourning?

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, U and Russian on a train!

      Just about had an existential crisis when I couldn’t load the website a few minutes ago. I might have had no choice but to…go to work early! 😨 And I’d just remembered I never finished writing up the minutes of last week’s Board meeting. 😒

      • UnCivilServant

        Unfun.

        In the same category, I found out at the oversized meeting yesterday that most of my early project deliverables are scheduled for the middle of my vacation – in particular the friday before the honey harvest.

        No, nobody talked to me about it.

      • Gender Traitor

        Oh no! Does that scuttle your vacation plans, or is there any hope of getting them done early?

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t know, I haven’t spoken to anyone about what is needed to get this material completed. I need my vacation, but I also don’t need everyone pointing at me and saying “He’s holding up the whole goddamn project” because I’m afraid these are pre-requisite tasks for a lot of other people to do work.

      • Gender Traitor

        😟🤞🏼🤞🏼

      • UnCivilServant

        I think my approach will be to simply address it openly and directly in our next meeting with a “I had this vacation on the schedule and made reservations well before the contract was ever signed – what do we need to get done in order to keep these items on schedule?”

        I’d rather not end up attending meetings on vacation, and I really don’t want to cancel my plans over this garbage. But it’s bound to make a terrible impression on people.

  15. PieInTheSky

    Goddammit I am sick and tired of work and there are 4 hours left in the day.

    • PieInTheSky

      I could use a drink but I am on a no alcohol day. I am trying 3 this week, hopefully 4 next week

    • Rat on a train

      I will trade you the 8 hours I have left.

  16. Yusef drives a Kia

    Greetings and covfefe to all.
    I managed another orbit today, that makes 59 total, still alive, still moving
    🦎🕳👌

    • DEG

      Happy Birthday!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Thank you, I think😉

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Happy Bday, have a virtual beer on me.

    • rhywun

      🎂

    • PieInTheSky

      Happy Birthday

    • Grosspatzer

      Happy birthday!

    • Sean

      Happy birthday!

  17. DEG

    Mornin’. Gym time.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, DEG! 🏋🏼‍♂️💪🏼

    • PieInTheSky

      Optimal training is afternoon not morning, 12 to 18 give or take

    • Gender Traitor

      “Thank you, Brown Santa!”

    • Sean

      Well…not now, I won’t.

  18. PieInTheSky

    So do Americans universally use 12 hour digital clocks? Because whenever I buy a new phone, computer etc the first thing I do is switch the clock to 24 hours.

    • PieInTheSky

      For example right now the correct hour is 13 53

      • Rat on a train

        0654

    • Rat on a train

      It is the standard.

    • rhywun

      So do Americans universally use 12 hour digital clocks?

      I don’t so the answer is no.

    • Sean

      I don’t have any ornamental digital clocks.

      I do have 3 ornamental analog standard clocks in my home.

      Three digitals are on the microwave, stove, and my alarm clock.

      All are 12 hour.

    • Not Adahn

      Anglophone Canadians too.

      If you choose the French language option on a Quebequois parking meter, the clock changed to 24h mode.

  19. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Interesting that there’s not much talk online about this:
    https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=400633

    Looks like the Dems snuck some language into the Inflation Reduction Act they passed recently that allows the EPA to regulate carbon dioxide as a pollutant thus mostly negating the recent Supreme Court decision. If the characterization of the linked article is correct (NYT link over there is paywalled for me) we’re screwed.

  20. Grosspatzer

    Mornin’, reprobates! And Creantix.

    • Rat on a train

      The squirrels aren’t happy this morning.

    • UnCivilServant

      Side effects may include sore throat, itchiness, insomnia, narcolepsy, hair loss, skin loss, memory loss, weight gain, vitiligo, hypermelanism, carpal tunnel, jaundice, bloody stools, ossification of the liver, and death. Ask your doctor is Creantix is right for you.

      • slumbrew

        Do not taunt Creantix.

  21. Grosspatzer

    Backend must have crashed, forum was down as well.

    • Sean

      First thought was an FBI raid…

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  23. Warty

    “Trump Steaks” got a big ol’ glol out of me, dawg.