Thursday Morning Links

by | Aug 4, 2022 | Daily Links | 441 comments

Hopefully a preview of the season

The NFL has appealed the Deshaun Watson arbitrator’s decision. Several LIV golfers have sued the PGA. And we’re just two days away from the start of the EPL ad Bundesliga seasons kicking off. Yay soccer!  And that’s it for sports.

A congressperson and two staffers were killed in a car wreck. Just in case you’re wondering how the tolerant left reacted, don’t go look on twitter at the CNN post about it. It’ll make you think of violence.

Here’s some good news for a change. Although the story sure doesn’t paint it that way.

YOU control your own risk, people!

“Take care of me, daddy government.” Did it never occur to these people that modifying their lifestyle by not engaging in risky behavior is more likely to help them than relying on government to create a “vaccine” or other “cure”?

Let’s hope this is true. I’m always down for a good media meltdown.

Wait, there were still schools following this? We haven’t seen that in our area since the fall of 2020. But our district isn’t Randi Weingarten’s plaything. So I guess it’s possible that there were still many science-denying districts that fucked kids over the the last two years. It just didn’t happen to my kids, thankfully.

Man, this is a shame. A real shame that the others fled before she could plug them too.

Don’t tap “GET”!!!

Hoo-hoo-hoo. Go on, take the money and run. At least if you’ve got it sitting in that service. Because it’s about to disappear, methinks.

This guy is a king. I can’t wait to see what he does with the kick-ass new 3D printer he presumably bought with the proceeds. Sadly, the city is excluding those lowers for the rest of their wasteful bullshit buybacks. But I’m sure some enterprising folks will come up with a way to embarrass them again. At least I hope they do.

And now for something danceable.  At least it was in middle school. As was this gem of a song. Even if I didn’t understand what the hell they were talking about, I remember doing the white boy shuffle to them when I was a kid.  Enjoy!

And enjoy this sweltering hot Thursday, friends!

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441 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    That’s going to kill Swiss.

    • Brawndo

      If you’re referring to the picture of Seal and Goofy, yea. Also, might be useful evidence for the complainers at Disney World saying mascots are snubbing their children. If Seal, the blackest of black dudes can be seen, why can’t they?

  2. Count Potato

    “CHICAGO — A 13-year-old boy died Tuesday after he was shot by a woman during an attempted car theft last week.

    Police believe four to five males were attempting to break into a parked car when the owner, a 34-year-old woman, confronted them. CPD said during the confrontation, one of the suspects pointed the gun at the woman.”

    Surprised she wasn’t arrested. Then again, if she has a permit in Chicago, she’s probably connected.

    • rhywun

      Yeah, that was the nut-punchline I was expecting.

    • R.J.

      That was a shitty-shit-shit article that tried as hard as it could not to clarify if the boy was an assailant or a bystander. I sent in a correction, not that the newspaper would ever run it.

      • db

        Which was it in reality?

      • Brawndo

        The headline made me think he was a bystander, similar to that Texas case that sparked a discussion recently about an ATM robbery where the victim shot into a car he thought the thief ran inside and killed a girl.

      • R.J.

        In reality was unclear, which made me also assume it was an innocent bystander. I said the article must CLEARLY STATE if the boy was an assailant or a bystander in no uncertain terms. Also the article headline should state the root, not the outcome. It should read “woman in car attacked by 5 armed assailants.”

  3. Count Potato

    “even succession from the US”

    LOL

    • sloopyinca

      Which article was that from? I missed it.

      • Count Potato

        The New York Post on DeSantis.

      • sloopyinca

        Ah. I only skimmed that one real quick. I was hoping it was from the 2A article.

    • rhywun

      Do they mean secession?

    • Rat on a train

      What order are the governors in the line of succession?

  4. SDF-7

    “Oh noes… a court interpreted shall not be infringed and the people as meaning we can’t throw a bunch of restrictions on the people! Whatever shall we do?!?”

    • juris imprudent

      Anti-democracy!!!!

    • WTF

      I hate the way those articles dishonestly describe the ruling as “expanding gun rights”, when the truth is that the ruling simply partially restored second amendment rights.

      • R C Dean

        From a legal positivist POV (for those who recall my post on the abortion decision), “expanding gun rights” is an accurate description, on the theory that the only rights you have are the ones recognized/respected by the government.

      • Grummun

        Positivists can eat a bag of dicks.

  5. SDF-7

    Did to never occur to these people that modifying their lifestyle by not engaging in risky behavior is more likely to help them than relying on government to create a “vaccine” or other “cure”?

    Narrator: It, in fact, never occurred to them.

    Anyone from the preceding centuries where people had to take care of themselves would either look upon us and laugh uproariously or weep for the servitude we’ve sold ourselves into for less than the beads and trinkets given for Manhattan.

    (And that’s our Black Pill for the Day… tell him what he’s won? Why — it is another day of depressed disgust at the state of the world, Johnny!)

    • R C Dean

      But they have a right to barebacking at orgies! And in Current Day, if you have a right to do something, that means you have a right to be free from the consequences of doing that thing. I’m pretty sure that’s the mental short-circuit that drives stuff like this.

      • Count Potato

        I don’t think condoms would make difference.

      • Rat on a train

        What about flavored condoms?

      • Nephilium

        You have to ferment them first.

      • Not Adahn

        They’d make things worse. People engage in riskier behavior when they’re high.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Getting high alters your brain chemistry. Do that too much and you will go crazy.

        Crazy people get put in the rubber room.

      • Not Adahn

        Eeew. They make crazy people hang out with NYC public school teachers? That seems cruel.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Stop having extremely promiscuous unprotected orgiastic anal sex? Fuck that, give me the (fairly dangerous actually; do a quick search for smallpox vaccine side effects if you want to get the heebie jeebies) shot. Anything to avoid the smallest inconvenience.

  6. Stinky Wizzleteats

    13 year old: Them’s the breaks when you choose to let your outlet for teenage rebellion be committing violent felonies. Regrettable and all but a young teen can pull a trigger just as well as any adult and is just as likely to use it.

    • sloopyinca

      I wonder how long it will take the grifters and race-hustlers to call for this woman’s head before they threaten to burn down the city.

      Or will they just blame the weapons instead of the prospective victim? Because it’s gonna be one or the other. It always is.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        If she passes the reverse paper bag test it’s the guns fault, if she’s white, Asian, or Hispanic she’s a bigot and probably a Trump supporter.

      • sloopyinca

        Well, it did happen in “MAGA Country”, so probably the latter.

      • Chafed

        I’m sure Jesse Jackson will just require contributions to his organization and a dollop for black owned businesses.

    • SDF-7

      Yeah — part of a gang trying to steal a car and waving a gun at the owner before she shot back… not a whole lot of sympathy. More pity and disgust that that’s probably the way shown to be a “Big Man” in the neighborhood these kids grew up instead of “Make something of yourself, start a business / learn a trade, be a *Father* to your family”.

      I really detest gang / thug culture for what it does to kids and the potential lives they could have had. Some of them may have become violent thugs regardless (or looted and pillaged in more ‘white collar’ ways) because there’s always a subset of sociopaths — but nowhere near as many as what they’re steered towards. Wish it would stop (hey buddies…), but way outside my zone of control.

      • WTF

        Look for the dead kid’s family to try to cash in on the ghetto lottery.

    • waffles

      His name “Dion Young” makes it sound like fate that he is dying young. It’s crazy to me to imagine carjacking at age 13 when I think about where I was at that age.

  7. Count Potato

    “Students at a ritzy Manhattan private school were reportedly forced to attend a drag show at church as part of its LGBTQ+ pride celebrations earlier this year, according to a report.

    Grace Church High School — a progressive independent Episcopal school in the East Village that charges over $59,000 for yearly tuition — invited renowned New York City drag queen Brita Filter to its 6th annual “Pride Chapel” event for a live performance on April 27.”

    https://nypost.com/2022/08/03/students-at-ritzy-nyc-high-school-forced-to-attend-drag-show-in-church-report/

    $59K??

    • R C Dean

      “New York City drag queen Brita Filter”

      Alright, that’s pretty funny.

      • SDF-7

        I have to presume she / he / it is the pitcher and not the catcher.

      • Drake

        Pour choice of words.

      • rhywun

        Let your anger flow.

      • sloopyinca

        Water you guys doing, trying to set Swissy off?

      • Plisade

        Grrr…

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        He’ll be along to purify the thread in a moment.

      • juris imprudent

        Drag queen has her vessels.

      • Plisade

        Water you talking about?

      • Rebel Scum

        Nothing about this is Pur.

      • Nephilium

        She’s the AT&T of people!

      • Seguin

        Two Community references in one thread. Made my day.

      • Count Potato

        I thought Milo had the best drag name, Ivana Wall.

    • sloopyinca

      How has that dude not been sued for his stage name yet? Or is Markus Hankammer a closet cross-dresser?

  8. rhywun

    Just in case you’re wondering how the tolerant left reacted, don’t go look on twitter at the CNN post about it. It’ll make you think of violence.

    *clicks article link*

    More importantly, ALEX JONES CAUGHT IN LIE! They’ve got ’im now!

    • Seguin

      The gay frogs are closing in!

  9. The Late P Brooks

    Standing up to tyranny!

    “It sends a warning shot to tyrants around the world who believe free democracies are just up for grabs,” Sen. Amy Klobuchar, D-Minn., said in the Senate debate ahead of the vote.

    “Russia’s unprovoked invasion has changed the way we think about world security,” she added.

    We’ll show that bully Putin who’s boss of the world.

    • Grummun

      And we take one more step towards open war with Russia.

      • sloopyinca

        The only question is will the CCP beat him to the punch?

        I have legit fears we are about to become embroiled in a world war. And I don’t think our NATO allies (except the British) are going to do a whole hell of a lot to help us.

      • WTF

        Fortunately, our military has emphasized CRT and pronouns rather than combat readiness, and can’t come close to recruitment goals, so we’re sure to show those bastards who’s boss!

      • Fourscore

        Our lady soldiers, seawomen and airwomen will be treated with dignity, should they be captured.

      • Rat on a train

        Only give your name, rank, and preferred pronouns.

      • Not Adahn

        Maybe they can give them a ribbon for each gender they are?

      • rhywun

        “I did this!”

    • Rebel Scum

      Russia’s unprovoked invasion

      Except for all the provocation.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        About that continuing provocation, there’s been video released that it was a HIMARS strike that took out the Azov POW camp. I don’t know if the video actually shows a HIMARS warhead or even if the video is fabricated. But maybe more knowledgeable people can judge. It’s at least something more than “the speaking on anonymity” crap provided by the US government pointing the finger at Russia.

        https://www.moonofalabama.org/2022/08/ukraine-mines-missiles-warcrimes-and-a-warning-to-zelenski.html#more

        The claim that ‘no traces of the U.S.-provided weapons were found at the site’ is also definitely false. Several TV teams have visited the side and filmed the collected debris on the same day the incident had happened during the early morning hours. The diameter of these rocket motor parts fits to HIMARS missiles. Other filmed debris showed typical fragments of the HIMARS missile war head.

        And the reason would be Zelensky’s inner circle had been using the Azov to torture Russian POWs as a shock tactic. Russia began posting videos of these Azov testimonies so Ukraine took them out.

        It was the Ukraine, and especially its dubious leaders, who had an interest in killing the Azov prisoners. These had started to talk with Russian interviewers and were revealing war crimes for which the leadership in Ukraine is directly responsible.

        On July 28 the Russians published a video of an interview with Azov nazi soldier Dmytro Kozatsky, call sign Orest, who directly accused Zelenski advisor Arestovich of ordering the killing of Russian soldiers who had been taken prisoners.

        Kozatsky was running the public relation side for his Azov unit. Even before the war started, Kozatsky says, Arestovich was preparing an information campaign with shock videos that were supposed to show the torture and killing of Russian soldiers taken prisoners. Kozatsky received such an order and passed it on. He later noted that such shock videos were indeed made and published on social media sides.

        The video could be staged. The interviewee could be actor. I don’t know. Whether that was the reason for the strike or not, it’s not a far stretch to assume the Azov were indeed torturing Russian POWs since they had no hesitation in torturing and killing Ukraine civilians.

      • juris imprudent

        It’s going to be a long time before we know the truth of what has happened there.

      • dbleagle

        The strike, if UKR, could be a crime or it could be an “ahh shit” of warfare. I’ll defer to legal specialists on whether it is a war crime since the Geneva Conventions generally apply to how you treat enemy combatants or enemy/neutral civilians. If it was a deliberate strike on your own inconvenient PW then I think domestic law would apply.

        Or it could be an ahh shit moment. The UKR could have thought it was a legitimate military target like a RF barracks. The US killed many hundreds of US and Allied PW’s during WWII. The most prominent incidents being when we sunk Japanese merchant vessels unaware that they were being used to transport US/Allied PWs. We killed hundreds of PWs in each incident, but nobody ever thought of prosecuting the sub captain or aircrews.

  10. rhywun

    Here’s some good news for a change. Although the story sure doesn’t paint it that way.

    I can’t wait for the (likely) ruling against racist college admissions to come down. The tears are going to endless after that one.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      Agreed.

      I like this court. I like that they seem to be putting so many decisions made by feds for so long back in the hands of the states, the way our republic is designed to work. It’s not a perfect court, but it never will be either.

  11. Drake

    Millions of kids are unvaccinated as BA.5 spreads and school year soon begins

    That’s some good news. No idea what BA.5 is, the latest “variant” that will kill us all?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I have it right now, it’s a moderate cold with a low grade fever stacked on top, for me at least. Any kids without dangerous preexisting chronic conditions don’t need to sweat it.

    • R C Dean

      Yeah. Everyone I know who has had the ‘Vid since it became the dominant variant describes it, at worst, as a bad cold.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        What is a good cold?

      • juris imprudent

        One that you are over in a day.

      • Pope Jimbo

        A beer?

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      My youngest has been sick, and they didn’t even bother testing. I’m pretty sure that my kids’ pediatrician office is set against contributing to the “MORE CASES!!!!!” hysteria.

  12. R C Dean

    So, if I’m following, the gun “buyback” program will no longer accept ghost guns.

    And ghost guns should be banned because they are uniquely dangerous and used almost entirely by criminals, according to the people who support these programs?

    Am I missing anything here?

    • sloopyinca

      You’re missing the part where Sylvester Turner admits this is political grandstanding and won’t do a fucking thing.

      Oh wait, he’s not going to say the quiet part out loud. So no, you didn’t miss anything.

    • DrOtto

      This kid is fucking up the guns used in crimes laundromat that gangs rely on.

  13. Drake

    This was the Human League song I remember dancing to after many drinks back in the day.

    You can tell it’s from the 80s – everyone is smiling.

      • whiz

        Better Mirror Man (for me, at least). Talk Talk was one of my favorite 80’s bands.

      • sloopyinca

        I remember that album. They butchered Love Action so bad I got angry. The rest of it was pretty damn good, but what they did to that song was a crime against humanity.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    Wednesday’s vote by Republicans and Democrats stood out for the normally slow-moving and divided chamber. Senators voted down a proposed amendment by Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., intended to ensure that NATO’s guarantee to defend its members does not replace a formal role for Congress in authorizing the use of military force. Paul, a longtime advocate of keeping the U.S. out of most military action abroad, voted “present” on the ratification of Sweden and Finland’s membership bid.

    What a killjoy.

      • Grummun

        The argument for gain of function research is that it prepares us for the case where a killer virus appears in nature. I’d like to see a report on how often G-o-F has actually succeeded in that regard, resulting in either a vaccine, or a good head start on same, for a highly virulent, zoonotic virus. And then, how often has G-o-F resulted in a lab leak that killed people outside the research facility.

  15. Rebel Scum

    The Supreme Court ruling expanding gun rights threatens to upend firearms restrictions across the country as activists wage court battles over issues including age limits and bans on AR-15-style guns

    That’s a funny way to say “reading and applying 2A”.

  16. Rebel Scum

    Did to never occur to these people that modifying their lifestyle by not engaging in risky behavior

    Psht. I can’t be responsible for the consequences of my actions.

    • juris imprudent

      Consequences – even natural ones – are oppression.

      • R C Dean

        It’s only logical, once you realize personal responsibility is white supremacy.

    • R C Dean

      And there it is.

      I’m a little surprised. I thought the play would be Sinema votes against, to protect her seat, and one of the Repub squishes crosses the aisle to put it over the finish line.

    • UnCivilServant

      You know, if artists made their art look like the supposed subject, this sort of thing wouldn’t happen.

    • Rebel Scum

      We read that in middle school…

      • R.J.

        Me as well.

    • sloopyinca

      It’s shite being Scottish. The lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking earth. The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization.

      • Rat on a train

        +1 wanker colony

      • SDF-7

        “Anyway — that’s all I’ve got for today. Go away now!”

    • Fourscore

      Don’t look at clouds, they can fleetingly resemble all kinds of distressing things.

      The internet tells me that women are stimulated by seeing an erect penis. That must be true ’cause I’ve seen it 1000s of times

    • Atanarjuat

      That sculpture should be cancelled not because of its phallic interpretation but because it is crap that a child with legos could create.

  17. SDF-7

    Not great, but better than yesterday. Haven’t tried duotrigordle yet, so that may still crush me and hear the lamentations of my women….

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    • Grumbletarian

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    • Grummun

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    • MikeS

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    • Lord Humungus

      Thanks, Glibs, for getting EF addicted to something other than Wordle 🙂

  18. The Late P Brooks

    21st century risk assessment

    Janey Camp, professor of civil and environmental engineering at Vanderbilt University, told Yahoo News that the combination of climate change and the nation’s aging and neglected infrastructure are putting millions of people at risk of severe flooding.

    “Nobody’s immune. I think Kentucky shows us that. It doesn’t matter if you’re in an urban area like Nashville or if you’re in rural Appalachia,” Camp said, adding, “We’re seeing more of these intense precipitation events, where there’s a lot of water dumped on an area in a short amount of time. And the infrastructure wasn’t designed to handle that amount of precipitation.”

    On Monday, Vice President Kamala Harris announced that the Biden administration would make just over $1 billion in grants available for states to harden infrastructure against threats like flooding and extreme heat.

    ——-

    “In all reality, nobody’s running a 1,000-year event in their analysis. They’re running a 100-year event and maybe a 500-year event, to check the box and meet FEMA regulations for their hazard mitigation plan,” Camp said. “We need to quit looking at the past and start looking to the future. And that’s challenging in a lot of communities, because they don’t have a lot of resources or expertise to do that.”

    Indeed, communities like the ones ravaged in Appalachia didn’t have the budget to upgrade infrastructure to meet the threat of climate change. But if the Biden administration’s allocation of $1 billion in grant funding for infrastructure upgrades sounds like too much money, experts say far more money will be needed. As if to bolster that point, initial damage estimates for the recent flooding in Kentucky have been quoted at $1 billion.

    Any imagineable catastrophe, no matter how unlikely, must be prepared for as if it is not only possible, but inescapable.

    And you know what that means. Money, and lots of it.

    • R C Dean

      “the nation’s aging and neglected infrastructure”

      How many trillions have been appropriated in “infrastructure” bills, anyway?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It all got shoveled into private coffers.

      • rhywun

        Shovel-ready!

    • Plisade

      “We’re seeing more of theseintense precipitation events, where there’s a lot of water dumped on an area in a short amount of time. And the infrastructure wasn’t designed to handle that amount of precipitation.”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Deaths from flooding due to heavy rain are way, way down from previous decades.

      This person is objectively full of shit.

      • WTF

        That’s why they emphasize property damage, which seems much higher due to both inflation and greater numbers of people living and working in flood/tornado/hurricane areas.

      • rhywun

        And the media are ready and waiting to trumpet every single new “catastrophe” in order to propagandize that “something must be done”.

      • Atanarjuat

        The state of Florida has created a socialized property insurance company (called Citizen’s) to drastically subsidize the rates of waterfront properties. So as a result people are building in far riskier places. Then, when a storm hits these people can say “look, the amount of property damage is higher than ever”.

      • UnCivilServant

        That needs to go.

        People who choose to build in risky places can carry the risk themselves.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I’m guessing most of Florida’s politicians and certainly their major donors own waterfront properties.

      • Atanarjuat

        Yes, it disproportionately benefits the wealthy. And because they’re charging well below market rates, Citizen’s has only a fraction of the money on hand that they would need to pay out in the event of a hurricane (which are basically a certainty here). So either state or federal taxpayers will wind up on the hook. Darn that climate change!

    • Rebel Scum

      intense precipitation events, where there’s a lot of water dumped on an area in a short amount of time.

      It’s called a rain storm.

      nobody’s running a 1,000-year event in their analysis. They’re running a 100-year event and maybe a 500-year event

      Because 1000yr intensity is rare. FEMA floodplain is based on the 100yr intensity event.

      • invisible finger

        You know who else had a 1,000 year plan?

      • Tres Cool

        Jugsy, in her endless quest for a college degree?

    • whiz

      One factor I never hear about in these screeds is that as cities build up, there are more impenetrable surfaces which absorb less runoff. Also, many new buildings in flood regions build the ground up around themselves, which makes the flooding worse for the areas not built up. That’s an issue here.

  19. Rebel Scum

    Wut?

    White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre declares that it was “unconstitutional” for the Supreme Court to overturn Roe v. Wade.

    That’s not how any of this works.

    • R C Dean

      She seems genuinely dim. It couldn’t have been easy finding somebody to make Strawberry look good at the job, but by gum, they managed.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Good luck with that. All of the candidates on the Left are products of the postmodernist educational system. They truly believe that reality is controlled by narrative.

      • rhywun

        Tucker had a fun bit last night about how the Dems have painted themselves into a dead-end.

        There is literally no one over there with nationwide appeal.

      • Grumbletarian

        But AOC is the Obama of the 2020s!

      • UnCivilServant

        Dumber, eviler, and more anti-american?

      • Chipwooder

        How dare you criticize such a strong black queer woman!!!

    • juris imprudent

      Maybe she was thinking of the Haitian constitution?

    • sloopyinca

      Saying shit like that is a whole lot more insurrectiony than grandmas posing for selfies in the Rotunda.

    • Drake

      Nobody in the tame press ask the obvious follow-up question.

      “Can you direct me to the section of the Constitution that they violated?”

    • Rat on a train

      The decision violates the Living Constitution.

    • MikeS

      And there are millions of idiots like this person who agree with her 100%

      SamuraiCheesesteak
      @SamuraiCheeses1

      When there is no explicit Constitutional reference to abortion, SCOTUS decision on case law stands as settled law.

      Roe is that case. SCOTUS decided that the right to abortion was constitutionally protected in that case.

      It cannot be overturned without legislative action.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Oh this is fun. What else is “settled law?”

        Buck vs Bell?

        Bowers vs Hardwick?

      • UnCivilServant

        Marbury V Madison.

        The whole constitutional review role is a power grab.

      • Grumbletarian

        That idiot is literally saying Plessy V. Ferguson shouldn’t have been overturned.

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, they want to bring segregation back, so…

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        This is what happens when you replace Civics class with whatever woke shit they are teaching.

      • rhywun

        Someone slept through Schoolhouse Rock. 🙄

    • sloopyinca

      I respect her hubris.

      I wonder how much good it will do her when the hoi polloi shownip with torches and pitchforks though.

      • R.J.

        It’s San Francisco. There are no hoi polloi left. They all moved out.

      • sloopyinca

        Then who’s doing all that shooting up and shitting in the streets?

      • R.J.

        The poop polloi.

      • Chipwooder

        Noble savages

    • tarran

      It’s almost as if she wants to be tarred, feathered, and ridden out of town on a rail before being tossed into an enclosure of starving rats.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Marie Antoinette didn’t see it coming either.

    • Trigger Hippie

      Good for her. Meanwhile I sigh dejectedly whenever I open up my utility bills or leave the grocery store with a bag full of bread, peanut butter, beans, rice and ramen noodles. I’ve lost fifteen pounds this year and it wasn’t intentional…GlibFit!

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Reviewing my latest electricity bill, my per kilowatt-hour rate jumped 17% last month.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Are you the one who added solar panels? Has that helped at all?

        I’m thinking about it at some point after the roof is replaced.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I’m still in the permitting process on it. Dominion approved the project, which is the hard part, now I’m just waiting on the county.

      • Trigger Hippie

        My electric bill was nearly $160 last month and I live in a tiny single bedroom apartment and keep the thermostat at 76 degrees or higher.

      • Rat on a train

        What is the rate? My bill last month was $141 for a two story house.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Can’t seem to find that info my online bill.

        I keep all the lights off most of the time, even in the room I happen to be in, don’t own a microwave, and the only thing aside from my AC that is using power is my small TV, my small fan, and my phone charger. All of which is turned off when I’m not at home. Either way, the building I live in is very old and drafty.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Most power companies make you calculate the rate. Amount billed / kWhr

      • Trigger Hippie

        To clarify, my stove runs on gas and during the cold months the thermostat is set between 65-68 degrees.

      • Rat on a train

        My bill gives the rate for production and distribution. They are both tiered rates so you pay one rate up to X kWh and another rate above that (800 kWh for production, 300 kWh for distribution). There are of course also taxes and fees. The effective rate for last month was $0.125 per kWh. The taxes and fees mean I pay a higher effective rate in winter when I use less.

      • DEG

        My supply portion is supposed to double soon. Delivery and other portions will remain the same.

      • juris imprudent

        Wife just hit the local grocery chain having a pork sale, two combo packs of chops and country-style ribs for $20 that will yield 6 meals. Given the price of beef these days, we’ll be eating more pork.

      • Nephilium

        I’m still seeing the seasoned pork tenderloins hitting sale prices every once in a while. At $5-$6/each, the home freezers are filled with them.

      • Trigger Hippie

        I’ve been doing the same for months now. A four pack of pork loins for about five dollars that amounts to a pound and a pound of hotdogs every other week is basically my only source of animal protein nowadays.

    • Rat on a train

      “Let them buy a Tesla.”

    • PieInTheSky

      how much does it make is the question

    • The Other Kevin

      Wow I had no idea who she was. I hope she gets her wish from the last clip.

    • Necron 99

      I like the cut of her jib. RIP.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    I just had a genius idea. In honor of our throwaway society, instead of infrastructure repairs and maintenance, we should just build glorious new cities from scratch; gleaming inspirational spires of concrete, carefully lid out by our foremost experts in urban design and behavioral architecture. Then, we assist the peasants of backwoods Flyoverstan to relocate to the future.

    It’ll be great.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Kind of like that mirrored wall dystopian thing in Saudi Arabia?

    • Fourscore

      The abandoned stores and buildings in small towns can be repurposed into homes for the financially challenged, except for building codes. Instead build 400 square feeters and give them away, far more graft.

    • sloopyinca

      What time is Carousel, Logan 5?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Throw in a young Jenny Agutter or two and I might go for it.

    • rhywun

      Worked for China.

      It’s like a perpetual money-making machine.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Kind of like that mirrored wall dystopian thing in Saudi Arabia?

    I was actually thinking of Brasilia.

    • R C Dean

      I was thinking of the Chinese ghost cities.

  22. Not Adahn

    Gotta replace a wheel bearing on the WRX/STI. This is not helping me fall in love with Subaru. I drove my Z3 250k miles and did not have to replace any. Not as many miles on the 328xi, but still never had an issue.

    • PieInTheSky

      I drove my car 50k miles in 10 years… you people drive to much.

      • sloopyinca

        I drove 50k miles in 2021. Your Europeans rely on trains too much.

      • Trigger Hippie

        America is big place and most of our cities outside the Northeast are designed for driving and have sparse public transportation.

      • Chipwooder

        I think there might be counties in Texas bigger than Romania.

      • UnCivilServant

        You forget, Texas has 254 counties. The largest is 6,183 sqmi. Romania is 92,046 sqmi, about 1/3 the size of Texas.

      • Chipwooder

        Fact checking jokes? Cmon, man

      • UnCivilServant

        There’s have to be a joke to fact-check first.

      • Chipwooder

        why you hurt me this way?

      • sloopyinca

        What’s it like living in a micro-nation?

      • Animal

        Alaska’s Unorganized Borough is probably bigger than Texas.

      • Nephilium

        The average (not counting the lockdown years) is usually 10,000 – 12,000 miles a year.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Ours is 18-24K. But we live 17 miles from school, and 20 miles from school athletic complex, necessitating about 75 miles/day just getting the kids to and from school.

      • R.J.

        America outside of the few major metropolitan areas is very sparse and requires a lot of driving. It can be 50 miles to a grocery store. It can be 100 miles to a gas station. America is not at all heavily populated outside of a few cities. Also some cities are huge. Dallas / Fort Worth alone is 1/10 the size of Romania.

    • Count Potato

      Just one?

      • Not Adahn

        It’s the only one making noise. We’ll see if the shop discovers others.

      • Count Potato

        How many miles? They usually go in at least pairs.

      • Not Adahn

        only 64k

      • Count Potato

        That’s not much.

    • EvilSheldon

      I was a Subaru fanboy for a long time, but my Forrester XT killed that dead.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        I had to replace the Turbo in my Outback twice in 4 years. I loved the car, but that pretty much killed it.

    • Lord Humungus

      I used to work with a guy who lived out in the sticks – a hunting, wood chopping kind of guy who would think of nothing taking his Toyota Tundra out in the boonies to get a deer or cut down a tree.

      But he was spending a lot of gas money on his V8 Tundra so he decided to buy a Subaru Outback – used and with high miles. He was a Toyota guy and just assumed he would get the same kind of reliability.

      Well the Subaru, when driven out the woods, liked to rip boots. And the coolant leak – hello headgasket! – caused a permanent check engine light because it screwed up the catalytic converter. The thing was always in the shop versus his previous 250k+ mile 4Runner, and the 210k mile T100 he sold me. Swore off Subbies ever since even though he did like the AWD system. Last I heard he drives a 4-cyl Camry with snow tires.

      • Lord Humungus

        and keeps the 300k+ mile Tundra for work around the house.

    • Ted S.

      To be fair, you’re not a lesbian.

    • Brawndo

      “Gotta replace a wheel bearing on the WRX/STI.”

      It’s what makes a Subaru, a Subaru.

  23. Rebel Scum

    In isolation…wearing a mask…

    This morning, I held a secure phone call with my national security team.

    We discussed a wide range of priorities, including the United States’ support of a free and open Indo-Pacific and our continued support for Ukraine in response to Putin’s war.

    • sloopyinca

      Nothing about the southern border or the drugs pouring in, I see.

      These fuckers’ priorities are all out of whack.

    • The Other Kevin

      Who’s writing those tweets? It’s not a hat or a hair.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The diaper

      • The Other Kevin

        ^ Paging SugarFree. SugarFree to the white courtesy phone, STAT!

    • Grummun

      This morning, I held a secure phone call with my national security team.

      This is an accomplishment? Presidents that weren’t pharmaceutically preserved, dementia riddled invalids did this every fucking morning.

      Also, LoL at the “honest republican” bot in the comments.

  24. Count Potato

    “It’s unfortunate she had a bad experience, and I hope she finds peace along her path.

    That said, she’s talking about mastectomy here, which is categorically different than “genital surgery.””

    https://twitter.com/samlistens/status/1555076841567707137

    CWAA

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      So direct physical mutilation of secondary sexual characteristics and chemical castration with hormones is no biggie.

      Got it.

      • PieInTheSky

        it helps reduce the surplus population I assume

      • juris imprudent

        We may actually counter the trend to Idiocracy.

  25. Count Potato

    “Imo, no. Wouldn’t want to take a chance on breaking down and having to worry about a gun-totin MAGA being the one with the tow truck coming to help. Won’t even take a flight that has a stopover in a Red State. Not really afraid. Just don’t want to temp fate if I don’t have too.”

    https://twitter.com/Hamps59/status/1554296686427660289

    “#BlueCrew, Resister, Vote Blue in 2022, Vote Blue No Matter Who, Blue Wave, Pro Choice, Support LGBTQ, BLM, Gun Control, I delete DMs. 💙”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      In that case, please stay in NY and SF. Pretty please.

      • R.J.

        Indeed. Stay the fuck out. Go hide in a safe big city.

    • Rebel Scum

      My husband thinks I’m crazy because I refuse to visit or even drive THROUGH a red state because I dont feel safe.
      Would you drive through Kentucky or Texas with NY State license plates? Am I being obtuse?

      There are no Republican voters in NY. It is known. And no, you are acutely retarded.

      • UnCivilServant

        In the places I have felt unsafe, most of them were urban areas, very blue areas.

      • Animal

        This. I’ve spent days and weeks alone in wilderness, and never felt threatened in the least. But I wouldn’t feel comfortable in most of the country’s major cities right now.

      • Lord Humungus

        Golly Gee I drive through Ohio, Kentucky, Tennessee, NC, and SC sporting Michigan plates. No one has taken a pot shot at me yet. I must be lucky.

        I have a friend who thinks that “Down South” is filled with KKK members just itchin’ for a lynchin’ – and told me that I just stay there in the “safe spaces”.

      • UnCivilServant

        The safe spaces are pretty darn big, cover whole swathes of territory.

        What was that statistic? “Exclude five cities and the US becomes one of the safest countries in the world”?

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        There hasn’t been a lynching in 40 years.

      • Lord Humungus

        This is the same guy who thinks small towns in Michigan are unsafe for people like him. ie, he would never step foot in a small bar; maybe only stop there – if he had to – for gasoline.

        He’s white, 53 years old… exactly the kind of people that rednecks hate. 😉

      • UnCivilServant

        I thought the whole mitten was detroit.

      • Nephilium

        Guessing you didn’t go inside the 270 ring with those plates during fall. 🙂

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        She should look at the crime between her beloved blue cities and my rural, red state town filled with gun owners.

        There was more violent crime in any large city between sunrise and right now than there has been violent crime in my town over the last decade.

      • rhywun

        And very specific parts of those large cities.

        I live in the largest American city and there’s hardly any violent crime in my neighborhood. Last time I looked a few years ago it was around 1 or 2 murders a year in a population of ~70,000.

      • Lord Humungus

        Last time someone was killed in my suburb – it was the police tasing a schizophrenic man, who also had a heart condition.

    • Chipwooder

      There is something about being a leftist that compels them to put a shit ton of nonsense in their Twitter bios

    • Not Adahn

      Stay away from Oklahoma then whatever you do. Trump flags everywhere, reading is outlawed, lynchings everyday at noon and sometimes the AR bullets are so thick they blot out the sun. Never go to Oklahoma

      • UnCivilServant

        All I remember of Oklahoma was arriving after everything had closed, leaving before everything had opened, and poorly laid out highways.

      • sloopyinca

        Lolwut? Their highways are all straight as string.

        The big problem there is the speed limits being waaaaay too low.

      • UnCivilServant

        It was mostly inside some city we were trying to reach the other side of.

      • Not Adahn

        Oh, that’d be because you’re used to the tardation that is NY roads. In sensible places, the exit number also tells you how far away it is, and a road with a direction on it goes in that direction.

      • Surly Knott

        Heh. There’s a part of Lansing, MI, whee E. Grand River Ave., runs parallel to N. Grand River Ave. foreveral miles IIRC.

      • rhywun

        I read somewhere that’s changing soon in NY. I think the Feds require it on interstates or something.

      • DEG

        It’s only required if you want certain highway funding as I understand it.

        NH has no plans to convert to mileage based exit numbers, and it’s not likely to happen in NH any time soon.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “Won’t even take a flight that has a stopover in a Red State.”
      Well thank Christ for that. Keep up the good work you nutjob.

    • dorvinion

      To be honest, I kinda felt the same way when visiting California and traveling with firearms

      Not likely to get in a wreck, or be pulled over and the cops claim PC to search but its not impossible either

  26. Rebel Scum

    If this takes more than a day there is fuckery afoot.

    Vote counting continued Wednesday in the close race to determine the Republican nominee for governor in Arizona, with former television news anchor Kari Lake narrowly leading lawyer Karrin Taylor Robson.

    • PieInTheSky

      counting is difficult someone distracts you and you have to start over

    • juris imprudent

      Or perhaps govt is just incompetent? No, no, it couldn’t be that – that doesn’t drive paranoia and persecution complexes.

      • Rebel Scum

        Both can be true.

    • Rebel Scum

      I take it he sits to pee.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        A sitzpinkler!

    • R C Dean

      Sounds like hubby is a sitzpinkler.

    • Chipwooder

      I love my wife. I like to think we have a strong marriage. Not once, ever, have I ever felt the desire to use the toilet in tandem,

      • Rebel Scum

        You could always try going between her legs.

      • The Other Kevin

        Same here. We don’t even set foot in the bathroom when the other one is using the toilet. Neither of us has any desire to see that.

      • Chipwooder

        Nope, sure don’t. Hell, I don’t even particularly like it that my wife leaves the door open when it’s just the two of us in the house.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “The Love Toilet”
      https://youtu.be/avb1XbO0EIs

      From way back when SNL used to be funny…sort of…

      • Not Adahn

        Is it set way back, in the middle of a field?

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Problematic

    The U.N. nuclear chief warned that Europe’s largest nuclear power plant in Ukraine “is completely out of control” and issued an urgent plea to Russia and Ukraine to quickly allow experts to visit the sprawling complex to stabilize the situation and avoid a nuclear accident.

    Rafael Grossi, director general of the International Atomic Energy Agency, said in an interview Tuesday with The Associated Press that the situation is getting more perilous every day at the Zaporizhzhia plant in the southeastern city of Enerhodar, which Russian troops seized in early March, soon after their Feb. 24. invasion of Ukraine.

    “Every principle of nuclear safety has been violated” at the plant, he said. “What is at stake is extremely serious and extremely grave and dangerous.”

    ——-

    There is “a paradoxical situation” in which the plant is controlled by Russia, but its Ukrainian staff continues to run its nuclear operations, leading to inevitable moments of friction and alleged violence, he said. While the IAEA has some contacts with staff, they are “faulty” and “patchy,” he said.

    Grossi said the supply chain of equipment and spare parts has been interrupted, “so we are not sure the plant is getting all it needs.” The IAEA also needs to perform very important inspections to ensure that nuclear material is being safeguarded, “and there is a lot of nuclear material there to be inspected,” he said.

    To be honest, my reflexive reaction is to assume this is just a bunch of theatrical handwringing on the part of the expert class.

    • Rebel Scum

      “Every principle of nuclear safety has been violated” at the plant, he said. “What is at stake is extremely serious and extremely grave and dangerous.”

      Chernobyl part deux?

  28. PieInTheSky

    Making Sense of Evil Law

    40 Pages

    https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=4180729

    In this paper I introduce, define, and ultimately defend the term ‘evil law’. Firstly, I argue that ‘evil law’ is distinct from merely ‘bad’ or ‘unjust’ law and can be defined as law, which, if interpreted according to its best purpose, will enable intolerable harm (including atrocities). Secondly, I claim that ‘evil law’ is law despite objections from both its ‘external’ (Radbruch and Finnis) and ‘internal’ (Fuller) immorality. Instead of eschewing legality, evil regimes benefit from it in a number of ways. Thirdly, I answer Cole’s challenge that using the vocabulary of ‘evil law’ is at best reductive and at worst dangerous. Correctly defined, ‘evil law’ does not hinder but instead aids us in asking further questions such as why it is created and sustained. Even more so, proper use of the vocabulary of ‘evil’ helps articulate the horror evil law inflicts on those marginalized and corrupted by it.

    Keywords: evil, law and morality, legal history

    • juris imprudent

      Lighting the Winston signal?

    • Atanarjuat

      The perfect move for someone who 1) is in a hurry to be somewhere and 2) doesn’t mind potentially dying or at least destroying the vehicle.

  29. Drake

    IRS Is About to Go Beast Mode

    The monstrous Manchin bill earmarks $45.6 billion for “enforcement,” including “litigation,” “criminal investigations,” “investigative technology,” “digital asset monitoring” and a new fleet of tax-collector cars. The result will be far more audits, civil suits and criminal referrals.

    • R C Dean

      My timing on mostly exiting the tax system is looking better all the time.

      • R.J.

        We can only hope the tax collector cars are electric.

      • PieInTheSky

        taking up subsistence farming?

      • R C Dean

        Nah. My retirement is funded mostly out of a tax shelter. The same one, on a micro scale, used by the Kennedys and a lot of other rich, connected families.

      • Atanarjuat

        Maybe he’s transitioning to black market farming. I would think growing coca in a greenhouse in the US could be pretty profitable.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Finally, now the IRS can hire teams of super expensive accountants to audit rich bastards like Trump, Musk, Bezos, Bloomberg and Buffet!

      Wait…..

      They are going to get more C- accountants and go after more of the middle class who can’t afford decent representation aren’t they?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Ha ha, like they’d use actual certified accountants. No, they’ll be the usual government functionaries without any background or specialized training/outside knowledge, given a shake and bake course, and told to process paperwork.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Working an audit now.

        There is no way to put this nicely, the guy is a fucking moron.

  30. PieInTheSky

    stupid AHM. future proof, core strengths, footprint, bla bla bla

  31. Rebel Scum

    At least the chocolate rations are going to be maintained.

    Spain has announced new energy-saving measures, including limits on air conditioning and heating temperatures in public and large commercial buildings, as it becomes the latest European country to seek to reduce its energy consumption and its dependence on Russian oil and gas.

    Under a decree that comes into effect in seven days’ time and applies to public buildings, shopping centres, cinemas, theatres, rail stations and airports, heating should not be set above 19C and air conditioning should not be set below 27C. Doors will need to be closed so as not to waste energy, and lights in shop windows must be switched off after 10pm.

  32. PieInTheSky

    When does training volume reach the point of diminishing returns?
    A recent meta analysis investigated the impact of training volume on muscle growth, comparing the effects of 12-20 versus 20+ sets per muscle group per week on quad growth, biceps growth, and triceps growth.

    https://www.strongerbyscience.com/research-spotlight-volume-returns/

    Honestly who has time for 20 plus sets a week. I think most people getting 8 to 10 is plenty for decent results.

    • The Other Kevin

      I’m in a hypertrophy program, and as I go on I’ve been able to do more volume in a workout. I am seeing better results now that I’m doing 20+ sets per week. It isn’t that hard to do. I have a 2-day split, and I do each workout twice a week. If you do sets of 4, 3, and 3 each workout you’re at 20 sets for the week. I do a lot of supersets so I’m still out of the gym in less than an hour.

      • PieInTheSky

        I do not know what you split is but if you have 4 body per day x 2 times each workout, you need to do 10 sets per body part each workout. That is a lot. 40 sets in a day.

      • PieInTheSky

        4 body parts per day.

        That can be optimistic or pesimistic.

        Biceps, triceps, quads, hams, chest, back, front delts, side delts,rear delts is already 9, not counting training like abs, traps, lower back, calves

        20 sets a week for each of those is a lot

      • The Other Kevin

        By a split I mean one workout is chest, shoulders, and triceps; and the second is back, biceps, legs, abs. I do each workout twice a week. I am doing more sets of the compound lifts (bench press, shoulder press, rows) and fewer for isolation exercises (curls). Even in the article is says there are some gray areas. Do pullups and rows count as biceps? Maybe?

        But yes, I have built up to 35-40 sets per workout, and it feels fine. It took me a few months to get to that.

      • PieInTheSky

        for me it is not about feeling fine but the time it takes more than 2 hours unless you do very short breaks which is rather inefficient

      • The Other Kevin

        I do take short breaks. Usually a minute, but if I’m doing a superset it’s less.

      • PieInTheSky

        Optimal breaks are 3 to 5… So the best workout is when you go twice a day two hours each

      • PieInTheSky

        also shoulders are 3 groups and legs are 3 groups so that math leads tom more than 40 a day… but still if it works for you great

      • The Other Kevin

        I agree, if you’re being a purist then for sure that’s more than 40.

  33. Atanarjuat

    https://nitter.net/WallStreetSilv/status/1554769050764562435#m

    Home prices are collapsing at the fastest pace since 2008.

    Housing inventories are rising at the fastest pace in history and are already at a level previously associated with deep recession and economic deleveraging.

    Bad news if you’re trying to sell your home, which I think at least one of you mentioned.

    • robc

      Prices are all the way back to Jan 2022 level.

    • The Other Kevin

      You say “recession”, I say “correction”.

      Fortunately we took out a home equity line of credit right at that peak. Which was nice. At this point, you watch those prices drop and start looking into picking up a rental property.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Gotta replace a wheel bearing on the WRX/STI. This is not helping me fall in love with Subaru.

    One of the car youtube channels I watch sometimes is Deutsche Auto (I think). They do Volkswagen/Audi stuff. Last night, they had an Audi A6 with a “noisy” rear end. They had the thing in gear up on the lift, doing about 60. I would not have wanted to be anywhere near that thing. It was screaming in agony.

    It had been leaking for quite some time, and the bearings were all completely destroyed, to the point where the center section was walking back and forth inside the case, gradually machining a route of escape.

    The most horrible part, however, was this. The guy says the parts to rebuild the diff are not available. Audi won’t sell them. You either buy a brand new diff complete ($5300, I think he said) or hope like hell you can scrounge up a used one for a grand or so.

    WTF?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The guy says the parts to rebuild the diff are not available. Audi won’t sell them.

      Audi can fuck right off.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      One of the reasons you don’t see too many old Audis on the road. They’re nice cars but become cost prohibitive quickly with age.

  35. PieInTheSky

    Optimizing Bulking Diets To Facilitate Hypertrophy
    Weight loss is a common goal for people who wish to improve their health, compete in a physique sport, or make weight for a strength sport with weight classes. However, weight gain is an equally valid and important diet goal, and should be approached just as strategically. This article discusses how to construct an optimized bulking diet.

    https://www.strongerbyscience.com/bulking/

  36. Rebel Scum

    If only the proles could understand how much dear leader has done for them.

    During an interview, Jill somehow overlooked key mishaps of Biden’s presidency, including soaring inflation, his botched Afghanistan withdrawal, sky-high gas prices, and his almost daily speech gaffes.

    “I wish people could see more of what Joe has accomplished and how hard he’s working,” Jill said, insisting that he is doing a “great” job. …

    “Sometimes it feels like we’re pushing this boulder up the hill, but progress is being made,” Jill said, adding “I don’t want to sound like a political ad, but we have done so much. Gas prices are a huge issue, and Joe is, every single day, on the phone talking to leaders about gas and oil. These problems are coming so fast and furious, and certainly a lot of it is dark.” …

    “He’s steady, he’s strong, he has wisdom, he knows politics, and he knows where he wants to take the country…I think that’s the reason he was elected,” Jill said.

    • R.J.

      Staaaahp it.

    • sloopyinca

      But they kept saying the president couldn’t impact gas prices as they were rising. So I’m confused.

    • Not Adahn

      Is that racist yt Karen saying “dark” is bad?

    • juris imprudent

      I don’t want to sound like a political ad

      Then just shut up.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    “He’s steady, he’s strong, he has wisdom, he knows politics, and he knows where he wants to take the country…I think that’s the reason he was elected,” Jill said.

    He’s an excellent President.

    It’s just a shame his subjects are letting him down.

    • The Other Kevin

      That’s a sure fire to win elections. Tell the voters how unappreciative they are.

  38. Pope Jimbo

    For a so called “sports genius” Sloopy sure has fallen down on the biggest sports story of the year: When will the Minnesoda Aurora jump into the NWSL professional women’s soccer league?

    But one thing about Aurora is hard to ignore – its stunning fan support at the 6,200-capacity TCO Stadium in Eagan; the Vikings’ training site.

    Aurora topped the USL W League in attendance at 5,626 per game, better than seven of the 12 NWSL clubs through July 17, per soccerstandiumdigest.com. Fans in Aurora hats and scarves eagerly tromped several hundred yards from a gravel parking lot down a path lined with goose droppings to watch a women’s team that didn’t exist a year ago.

    The Aurora is currently in a 3rd tier league, but they are selling tickets like crazy!!! Do you know how hard it is to get lesbians to walk down a path with goose shit on it?

    • sloopyinca

      Watching women’s 3rd tier soccer sounds as exciting as driving an Olds Aurora.

      So the name checks out at least.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Even if it included college football stars?

        Aurora made headlines early on by signing goalkeeper Sarah Fuller, the Vanderbilt standout who gained national notoriety by kicking for the Commodores’ football team. Count Fuller among those convinced the Twin Cities could be a NWSL market.

      • Not Adahn

        Count Fuller

        If xe is in a wimmen’s league, shouldn’t it be Countess?

      • sloopyinca

        How she was denied the Heisman will always be one of life’s great mysteries.

      • Rat on a train

        Career 100% for kicking!

      • Seguin

        I actually like the Olds Aurora. At least, I like how the first one looked, in context. Nothing to write home about underneath aside from the Aurora V8 being interesting.

    • juris imprudent

      Bill Burr will be pleased.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      I guess if there is going to be a professional women’s league, this team may deserve to be in it.

  39. Lord Humungus

    Man I just can’t wait for those 80,000+ IRS workers – they will def be going after people who do cash business, under-the-table payoffs. Small time construction workers, guy who buy cars and sell them, lawn services, etc, etc

    Heck even in the antique world you see it – estate sales etc aren’t collecting sales tax. And 1099s aren’t going out from store owners.

    • Nephilium

      Irish democracy in action. Why do you think there’s the push every couple of years to get rid of cash?

    • juris imprudent

      This! This is how you settle matters with the big money tax cheats!

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      No shit, nothing the US of A needs more than a doubling in size of the most hated bureaucratic agency in existence. The idea that they’re going to be going after nothing but bigwigs is laughable.

      • R.J.

        it’s another nail in the coffin of the democrat’s long domination streak which began under Bush. Once mom and pop shops get harassed their party loyalties will switch.

      • DEG

        Jim Traficant was a Democrat and hated the IRS.

        He was one of a kind. And he’s gone.

        BEAM ME UP!

      • Nephilium

        He was also a corrupt piece of shit who would let people off if they would do “volunteer” work on his land.

      • DEG

        No one’s perfect.

        Maybe that bit of snark doesn’t work.

        I still like that he hated the IRS and had many amusing speeches on the House floor.

      • Nephilium

        No offense meant, but since his passing, there’s been pushes (through the region) to remember him as this bold upstanding maverick who should have been president.

      • DEG

        “Should have been president”? Ugh. No.

    • Chipwooder

      The kulak wreckers and saboteurs, da tovarisch!

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      They should be okay as long as long as they don’t deposit the cash. It helps if they have a spouse with a W-2 job so the government sees that as the source for mortgage payments or a car.

      Not all that different from the mob guys needing some job, any job, that gave em a W-2 to show the government even if the job actually paid nada.

    • Lord Humungus

      When EF was el-solo lawyer; dealing with taxes was the biggest pain of her job. She did it faithfully but I bet plenty of attorneys aren’t as scrupulous on what money is income.

      • Mojeaux

        I’m self-employed and I’ve been doing my own taxes since I had two accountants screw me over in 2003, though not on purpose. TurboTax is awesome, but having a fan of my work, who is ALSO a non-practicing tax attorney point something out to me randomly when I was randomly bitching taught me to be far more careful about special cases.

        My husband wins a lot of stuff. Sometimes they send 1099s, which is fine. One time he won a Prius. I honestly didn’t know how we were going to pay the taxes on it and my friend said, “Well, you can get a tax credit for a hybrid vehicle.” Voila! No taxes. So I am very careful. I have had to account for a wrongful termination lawsuit award. I have had to account for some other freak thing I can’t remember at the moment.

        It’s not hard for me, just tedious. So back to those accountants. I was working in my self-employed business for the first time. The first accountant handed me a $2,000 tax bill. WTF. So did the second. But the second one actually filed them electronically before we signed off on it. I was bitching to my aunt, who said, “You know this is all tax deductible, right?” Dowhatnow. I went through the 1040 booklet and the C and A schedules with a a fine-toothed pencil. I filed an amended return and the IRS forgave me the 41c I missed.

        I went back to the accountants and said, WTF. They said, “Well, you didn’t tell us about any of that stuff.” Dude, you saw I got a 1099. You didn’t ask questions. If I have to gather all this information for you, why am I paying you? GTFO.

      • slumbrew

        A couple years ago I finally went to a professional instead of doing my own taxes, since I was uncertain about some things (RSU sales, etc.) – but I had already gone through it w/ TurboTax.

        Same result +- like, $20.

        “That’ll be $550”.

        Back to TurboTax since then.

      • Animal

        Mrs. Animal has been doing our corporate and personal taxes forever. I think she uses Turbotax, but she’s also damn good at finding every little thing she can deduct. She makes sure we pay every penny the law requires and not one penny more.

        She does get a little grouchy around tax season, though.

      • Mojeaux

        I read once, “The IRS expects you to take every deduction you possibly can. If you don’t, they give you the side-eye.”

        With that in mind, I have always tried to order my family’s spending around the 1040-C. For instance, the rare vacation. I take books to give away or at the very least, hit up a specialty bookstore that might be interested in my books. Before I was writing, I would visit doctors’ offices to sell medical transcription services. They never bit. That wasn’t the point.

  40. Count Potato

    “Mask Mandates Don’t Need to Make Sense

    One common (though not definitively proven) argument against mask mandates is that they don’t actually change people’s behavior: People who would’ve masked anyway cover up, and people who don’t want to mask wear theirs badly or ignore the rules. “Anyone who has been in any sort of public location at any time during the pandemic recognizes that mask mandates are not followed consistently,” says David Dowdy, an epidemiologist at the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health. But even disregarded mandates could affect people in other, helpful ways. “From my perspective, the main benefit is not so much the masking itself, but the message to society that this wave is not yet over,” Dowdy told me. A mask mandate may not magically swaddle the faces of everyone in its jurisdiction, but it could remind already enthusiastic maskers to avoid large gatherings, or lead non-maskers to give the people around them a little more space.”

    https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2022/02/covid-mask-mandate-washington-dc/622860/

    SCIENCE!!!!!!!

    • Rat on a train

      But whether people mask or not doesn’t let you know the real important distinction. Who is getting their monthly jab. We need a way to identify those people in public.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        The masks are important for social signaling, for feeling holier than thou, and for giving the easily fooled an unwarranted internal locus of control. Oh, and social control-can’t forget the main one.

      • sloopyinca

        They’re easy to spot. They’re the ones with covid or laying down after having a heart attack.

    • Drake

      Just had a headhunter call me about a remote contract job – vaccination required. I laughed at him.

    • R C Dean

      “From my perspective, the main benefit is not so much the masking itself, but the message to society that this wave is not yet over,” Dowdy told me.

      Sounds like an outright admission its not about the effectiveness of mask mandates, its about control.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Exactly this. Conformity and control. Behave like good little sheep so that you’ll be better prepared for our next order.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      We must protect our phoney baloney jobs gentlemen!!

      • Chipwooder

        Harrumph, harrumph!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I only got two in before quitting.

      • SDF-7

        I tapped out at the claim that schools are creating “critical thinkers” and DeSantis / DeVos are big meanies who want to ruin that.

        Riiiight…

        And that was *first*.

      • SDF-7

        Should have linked this for the idea that the school kids are being taught to think.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Critical thinking involves questioning established norms. God help you if you gore their ox though. I wonder how they’d react to a student intelligently questioning the morality of public sector unions.

      • Rebel Scum

        I quit at That public schools are foundational.

    • Plisade

      “These extremists are fighting these culture wars, and the attacks are only going to get worse. It’s a strategy to divide educators from parents, to create apathy and fear. These are the biggest tools they have to win.”

      And the teachers’ grooming/recruiting kids into their LGBTQ world and hiding it from parents does what, exactly?

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Creates a world free from old bigatries.

        Duh.

    • Aloysious

      Now. Now is when I want my rocket launcher.

    • robc

      Not that the battle would last long enough to matter, but I don’t think he has thought about supply lines.

    • robc

      They would be marching into a town of 1000 Rittenhouse’s, only mature and competent. And many of them battle veterans.

      • slumbrew

        I saw that w/ it originally hit Reddit a few months back.

        Lots of “shoot, shovel, shut up” comments.

      • robc

        The best part is “they don’t have police.”

        The levels of cluelessness are amazing.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Farmers don’t fuck around. And ranchers even less so.

        Just look at what happened when Antifa left Portland to go into the exurbs last year. They were immediately shut down. Go even further out and they’ll be disappeared.

      • Nephilium

        Same thing happened here in Cleveland. First day of the “mostly peaceful” protests cops warned places to close early and lock up. Whole streets were vandalized (except the open store fronts), with shattered glass, televisions looted, liquor looted (or smashed), and several employees terrorized. The next week, they announced protests further out near the suburbs. Store owners showed up open carrying clubs and guns. The protests stayed peaceful then.

    • Animal

      “The towns are defenseless.” Yeah, sport, you run with that.

    • Grumbletarian

      “What you need to do is attack a bunch of armed rednecks in their neighborhoods. I’ll stay here and cheer on from the sidelines.”

    • R C Dean

      “Their towns are defenseless.”

      This is the kind of blind spot you have when you believe that, if the government doesn’t do it, it doesn’t exist.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        And a strange contrast with the liberal fear of rural areas as evidenced by the other Twittertard up above who’s afraid to travel through Kentucky.

    • Lord Humungus

      The comments are gold:

      Thought process “let’s go out where police aren’t, to antagonize people who can hide a body better than I can walk a dog”

      “Commisar Shaniqua-Jones… I have no division…”

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Man I just can’t wait for those 80,000+ IRS workers – they will def be going after people who do cash business, under-the-table payoffs. Small time construction workers, guy who buy cars and sell them, lawn services, etc, etc

    What are you saying? Those new employees will be assigned to clear the giant backlog of overdue refunds. They’re here to serve.

    • Lord Humungus

      Yeah…. we had a year long running battle with the IRS because our tax prep guy accidentally fat fingered a number.

      IRS letter out of the blue demanding double back of what we owed. How was that decided? Tax prep filed an appeal. Turned down. And then another one – which was magically accepted.

      And the 2-3 month wait between each appeal. 🙁

      • Certified Public Asshat

        And the 2-3 month wait between each appeal.

        That’s pretty good actually.

      • Rat on a train

        I’ve only had two run ins with the IRS. The first was when the Regular Army continued to pay me after I switched to the Army Reserve. DFAS took too long to correct the issue so I had to declare the income one year and then file an amended return the following year to get the extra taxes as a credit. The other was when I made a typo that they corrected. They just sent a letter with the details and a bill for the extra taxes. In reality it likely cost them more to recover the difference.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    They should be okay as long as long as they don’t deposit the cash. It helps if they have a spouse with a W-2 job so the government sees that as the source for mortgage payments or a car.

    Not all that different from the mob guys needing some job, any job, that gave em a W-2 to show the government even if the job actually paid nada.

    Hence the regulatory obsession with “money laundering”.

  43. PieInTheSky

    England and Germany’s family fallout
    Long before 1914, Teutonophilia had come to define who we are

    https://edwest.substack.com/p/england-and-germanys-family-fallout

    When Britain and Germany went to war on August 4, 1914, it brought the old world crashing down. It soured Anglo-German relations for decades. But it also subtly changed the way the English had come to see their history and themselves.

    As the European crisis had worsened, the British cabinet grew divided between those who wanted a place on a world stage and those who wanted the country to remain that English ideal, the quiet neighbour who keeps himself to himself — the Liberal Imperialists and the Little Englanders.

    The latter had a suspicion of foreign entanglements, but the divide also reflected attitudes towards Germany and France; the Little Englanders, in Barbara Tuchman’s words, ‘tended to regard France as the decadent and frivolous grasshopper and would have liked to regard Germany as the industrious, respectable ant had not the posturings and roarings of the Kaiser and the Pan-German militarists somehow discouraged this view.’

    Before Prussian militarism had become an overwhelming obsession, British opinion had long favoured Germany over France — and for many the feeling was mutual.

    • Mojeaux

      What? Germans have been on England’s throne for centuries.

      • PieInTheSky

        But they changed their name in 1914

      • Rat on a train

        They waited until 1917. To be fair Saxe-Coburg and Gotha doesn’t sound as good.

      • robc

        And Scotland before that.

        The law demands and only those of Scotch-German descent can be on the throne of England.

      • Rat on a train

        Well, Philip was from Greece. What? The Greek royal house came from Denmark? Well, at least they aren’t German. What? The Danish royal house is from Germany? At least tell me the Russians were Russian.

      • UnCivilServant

        Fun fact, the holy roman empire had a lot of houses of royal rank with minimal territory, so for a long time german princesses were in demand because they wouldn’t tip the balance of power and risk an untimely war. Most european royal houses are largely genetically german as a result.

      • PieInTheSky

        Romania got one of those

      • Rat on a train

        * looks at the long line of Tsarinas from German states

    • PieInTheSky

      there is a whole genre it seems of filming on beaches and it seems creepy tbh

  44. Fatty Bolger

    Experts: We aren’t doomsdaying nearly hard enough!!!

    Global heating could become “catastrophic” for humanity if temperature rises are worse than many predict or cause cascades of events we have yet to consider, or indeed both. The world needs to start preparing for the possibility of a “climate endgame.”

    This is according to an international team of researchers led by the University of Cambridge, who propose a research agenda for facing up to bad-to-worst-case scenarios. These include outcomes ranging from a loss of 10% of the global population to eventual human extinction.

    • Count Potato

      “These include outcomes ranging from a loss of 10% of the global population to eventual human extinction.”

      If that were the case Bill Gates, WEF, et al would be for more global warning.

      • R.J.

        10% is a drop in the bucket. He’s going for 80%. Global Warming is not as quick and effective as an induced famine and subsequent war.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      if temperature rises are worse than many predict

      Please point to any prediction of temperature rise by the IPCCC that has been met, let alone exceeded, ever.

    • Nephilium

      Can you believe it hit over 90 degrees in Cleveland? That’s unprecedented!

      Never mind that it’s not even the historic high temperature for the day.

      • R C Dean

        I’ve noticed that when the high temperature in summer is above average, the TV weathertron always mention that, but when its below, they don’t.

    • Lord Humungus

      >>The world needs to start preparing for the possibility of a “climate endgame.”

      y’know humans survived the fucking ice age. I would like to think we are a resilient creature, certainly more than the dinosaurs. We can adapt or engineer our way out of many, many things.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of car youtubes-

    I watched a Car Wizard one the other night about a BMW 633 he had in for some minor service. I watched it because it was a 6-series. It was a really really clean old car, which only had about 60k miles. No rust. Not only “never driven in winter” but it looked like it had never even been rained on. Unfortunately, it had an automatic, so me no wantum.

    Most of the service was random piddly stuff. The big tragedy, however, was that the power antenna for the radio had ceased function. They ripped it apart, and the motor works, and the mast is not seized, but the little plastic gear which runs the mast up and down is cracked, and gets jammed somehow. Of course, this decades-old part is nowhere to be found.

    As he was waving this little gear around in front of the camera (it was cracked, but complete), I thought to myself, “There must be tens of thousands of people who could Jap* that gear, either by imagery and 3D printing, or making a mold and and casting a new one. Maybe one of them will come to his rescue.”

    *at one time, a very popular euphemism for “copy” among many of my friends and associates, for reasons which may or may not be obvious

    • slumbrew

      Adam Carolla has talked about going to Jay Leno’s to have parts for his classic cards fabbed; Jay, even more so than Adam, can’t just buy parts for his cars.

      Leno’s got laser scanners, metal 3D printers, etc.

      • R.J.

        He basically has Shapeways in his garage. Which is freakin’ cool.

        https://www.shapeways.com/marketplace

        Marketplace doesn’t say so but they build rare car parts, custom Leatherman parts, hard to find gun components, etc…

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Leno has all the cool toys.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Can I have at least a few of his uncashed paychecks? Would NBC reissue them? Seriously, that must have caused difficulties for the accounting department.

      • slumbrew

        ISTR he _cashed_ them, he just never spent them.

      • slumbrew

        Ah, sorry, that’s printing-as-a-service – Carolla has said Jay has 3D printers in house now.

    • Seguin

      I have used Shapeways to replicate parts I can’t machine for this very purpose – mostly for my Maserati 430. The plastic degrades rather quickly. I’ve done power window gears (those were steel, but rusted to oblivion, Shapeways can do that), windshield visor mounts, wire holders, etc.

      • R.J.

        Did the stainless with brass glue hold up? I am curious. For plastic I got a year and a half out of my plastic Leatherman Signal mods before the plastic started to warp from use.

      • Seguin

        For the intended purpose, yep, although lifting that window isn’t super straining. Still going up and down.

      • slumbrew

        Maserati 430

        Ah, sweet – I remember lusting after one of those; looked like a Nissan Sentra of its day.

        Would have been a fantastic q-ship.

      • Seguin

        It is absurdly fast once you fix all the vacuum leaks (blegh). It’s been to hot to mess with it but I’m planning on working on it as soon as the highs get to the mid-80s.

  46. Certified Public Asshat

    It’s Getting Harder to Be a Woman in America

    I don’t know what else to do. I work, I go to my prenatal appointments, my daughter follows me into the bathroom for the thousandth time, and I wonder: When will women reach a breaking point? For years now we’ve been telling ourselves, if we can just get hired, if we can just get paid fairly, if we just lean in—and then, through the pandemic, if we can just hold on until schools reopen, or vaccines become available, or this week’s crisis has passed, things will be better. But it’s not getting better. Right now it’s getting worse. And so women continue to make more concessions. We surrender our careers, our autonomy, ourselves. We labor in hospital hallways, pump in broom closets. We try to keep going. We have to. Without us, everything falls apart.

    Wouldn’t it be great, if you could have it all?

    • Certified Public Asshat

      The best line though:

      In the depths of the pandemic, mothers—exhausted by the relentless grind of work and kids and work and kids—gathered in public parks just to scream. Bill Cosby was let out of prison.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Gathered in public parks just to scream? Well thanks for the insanity self-reveal ladies.

      • R.J.

        Bill Cosby made you scream? Otherwise that statement is a non-sequitor.

    • slumbrew

      Men make no trade-offs, it is known.

      • Rat on a train

        Rock the privilege!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I encourage her to travel to sub-Saharan Africa and let me know how it goes for her.

    • PieInTheSky

      Something about getting what you want good and hard

      • R C Dean

        Yup. She apparently wanted a career and children and no one else in her life. Mission accomplished, right?

    • PieInTheSky

      or this week’s crisis has passed – how bout stop voting for governments that keep bringing one crisis after the next

    • Lord Humungus

      Who knew that life sucks and is filled with hardships.

      How come no one recognized my genius and made me a billionaire? It’s not FAIRIRIRIIRR!

      • PieInTheSky

        Honestly i would have wanted to make a fortune the old fashioned way inheritance, not genius

      • UnCivilServant

        There’s a problem with that for me – I’m already among the richest of my vast extended family, and I’m only middle class.

    • Plisade

      Starting when I was a kid back in the 70s, my aunt was the president of a successful title company that’s still around today, and I believe she is now on the board. Today I consider her among the wealthy. Never in my life have I bought into the claim that women can’t have a kickass career if that’s their priority.

      • robc

        The new CIO at my company is a few years younger than me. She is unmarried, no kids. I don’t know anything personal about her, but it looks like she made the decision to put career first, has been willing to move to advance. And she is doing well at it.

        She may have no interest in family, I have no idea, so maybe it was an easy trade off for her.

        It is basic economics, every action has an opportunity cost.

    • Gender Traitor

      ::rolls eyes so far back in head I can’t read beyond the first couple of lines:: 🙄

    • Rebel Scum

      Women have never had it better and they still complain.

      • Gender Traitor

        “My chosen way of life should require no effort on my part!”/Wendy Whiner Women

    • R C Dean

      Not mentioned:

      A husband.

      Not to mention, a two-parent household with one parent working part-time or not at all.

      Life decisions have consequences.

      • Mojeaux

        Before we got married, Mr. Mojeaux and I discussed that we wanted me to stay home with the children, but we would not be able to get by on his salary alone, so I would have to find something to do from home.

        So I did.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      What in hell does “lean in” mean?

      • Lord Humungus

        Moving that hard fecal object through the canal?

      • rhywun

        It’s woke-speak for women speaking up in meetings and such.

  47. The Late P Brooks

    “I’m not the organizing type. I’m more into smoking weed and watching porn, but maybe someone can take this revolution idea and run with it.”

    “Let’s you and them fight.”

    And when your “troops” have been slaughtered, and the maimed survivors cry out for help, what will you say?

    • UnCivilServant

      “We have reserves. Send in the next wave.” – Typical Commie.

      • Lord Humungus

        with MGs behind and pointed at the backs of the troops as extra incentive.

    • MikeS

      Heh. Yup. Not bad. The football version.

  48. The Late P Brooks

    Can you believe it hit over 90 degrees in Cleveland? That’s unprecedented!

    *thinks back to IndyCar pit lane, Fourth of July weekends at Burke Lakefront Airport*

    90 would have seemed cool.

    • R.J.

      That’s not over body temperature yet. Meh.

    • Nephilium

      There you’d at least have the wind off the lake, and the crushing humidity.

  49. The Late P Brooks

    Women have never had it better and they still complain.

    There’s not much time for complaining when you’re hand washing dirty diapers on the river bank.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      You don’t know how hard it is to make grocery pickup.

      • Gender Traitor

        “And when they deliver, they won’t put it away for me!”/WWW

  50. Draw Me Like One of Your Tulpae, Jack

    Thank y’all for joining the Zoom last night. Although Tonio wound up being the main host when my wifi went down and took forever to boot back up.

    Anyway, it was an impressive crowd for a midweek!

  51. Lord Humungus

    Some good news – I’ll be opening a second booth in September. Went and looked at three different spaces yesterday. This should be a better location than my current single space.

    I’ll probably make the first place vinyl ‘n’ CDs only while the new place will be art, statues, and nick-nacks; with a little vinyl since it (was?) is a strong seller. Sadly I can’t go full vinyl at this new location since the owner of the place wants to limit the number of record sellers.

    • Mojeaux

      I would totes find your booth if you sold MCM Christmas ornaments like velvet dancing Santas, satin balls, angel candles, Shiny Brite ornaments, aluminum Christmas trees (with color wheel!), and vintage blow-mold giant NOEL candles.

    • db

      If you ever come across any old vinyl 45s of Yogi Yorgesson, I’d be interested.