Thuuurrrsssdddaaayyy morning replacement links!

by | Aug 18, 2022 | Daily Links | 383 comments

Or not.

I mean, seriously, I miss one fill in links assignment(this month) and everyone gets all bitchy Karen on my ass. If they keep this shit up, I’m taking over Zoom duties, and I’ll kill it dead out of spite.

Whatever. Here’s some links.

 

Because he’s the Maga King, motherfuckers.

 

He was just re-enacting the times.

 

With your second cup of coffee.

 

I think there are deeper issues at play here?

 

Point blank and minor injuries? LARPer.

 

This has been coming for years. It will certainly end well.

 

Okay, I’ve paid my dues. Sloopy asked me to post this, so that you wouldn’t forget him.

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Spudalicious

Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

383 Comments

  1. AlexinCT

    Because he’s the Maga King, motherfuckers.:Because he’s the Maga King, motherfuckers.”

    As long as MAGA means fucking destroy the D.C. corruptocracy, I am that…

  2. Count Potato

    Well, thanks for getting up so early.

    • Count Potato

      “I think there are deeper issues at play here?

      Point blank and minor injuries? LARPer.”

      Same link.

      • DrOtto

        It’s a trick to see who admits to reading the links.

      • Chafed

        It fooled me.

      • Fourscore

        I chalked it up to Spud living in the neighborhood with You Know Who, Mr Partimann

      • STEVE SMITH

        STEVE SMITH IS ALL PARTY, MAN!

      • AlexinCT

        RUN POTATO, RUN!

  3. AlexinCT

    He was just re-enacting the times.

    Anti-Semitism is alive and well, especially in Europe, where it is very chique to hate the Jews for some reason or another.

    • Rat on a train

      It is also fashionable in the US. I read that Trump is the biggest antisemite in the country.

      • Old Man With Candy

        It is fundamental to Progressive ideology. Israel is stronger than the Palestinian Arabs therefore it is white power colonialist apartheid evil. That is seriously the rationalization they use.

        Jimmy Carter led the way on this. That this disgusting creature is still alive is proof that evil rules the world.

      • AlexinCT

        That MUST be why he has relatives that follow that faith. You want to keep your enemy close or something….

      • Homple

        They didn’t send Germany their best.

      • rhywun

        Pish tosh, irrelevancies.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Maybe he was just giving a Roman or Bellamy salute?

      • UnCivilServant

        The Sieg Heiling was a dead giveaway.

      • AlexinCT

        That’s what you call “serving your country”, I guess…

  4. UnCivilServant

    Your “Point blank” link talks about a parachuteless pilot

    • Old Man With Candy

      He’s likely still passed out drooling on the keyboard.

    • R.J.

      TELL SPUDALICIOUS THERE ARE TWO DIFFERENT LINKS AND THEN YOU CAN EAT.

  5. Grummun

    Re: pic in chinese real estate article, I’m pretty sure my contractors used some of those 2x4s in my house. Fuckers.

    Also, “Point Blank”” link is a dup of jumpy pilot link.

  6. AlexinCT

    With your second cup of coffee.

    Euphemism?

  7. AlexinCT

    I mean, seriously, I miss one fill in links assignment(this month) and everyone gets all bitchy Karen on my ass.

    The mob is fickle.. Bread & circuses or it is your ass thrown to the lions…

      • Spartacus

        Do you have stairs in your house?

      • EvilSheldon

        Relax, I’m a goon too…

      • Chafed

        Rhywun used to dance to that in the clubs.

      • juris imprudent

        Was wondering if it would be Toad the Wet Sprocket, but alas that was the album name.

      • Rat on a train

        Will pizza and streaming video do?

      • UnCivilServant

        Not with the woke shit they stream these days.

  8. Count Potato

    “Dozens of developers have defaulted on their debts, and many of them have stopped work on unfinished housing, which has sparked mass outrage and even protests as more than 80% of Chinese homebuyers take out mortgages and begin paying them down before their prospective home is completed.”

    A contractor not finishing a job? Do they think they are in New York City?

    • robodruid

      It does seem that this could be a long term threat to Chinese govt.

      • AlexinCT

        This is one of the many threats caused by the compounding system of economic lies that have been peddled by the CCP – for close to 3 decades now – on the global investment class. China has gotten away with never having to subject itself to any kind of independent audits. If that had happened, the investment elite machine that has made trillions destroying the western world’s manufacturing based economies, and the blue collar American middle class in particular, would not have been able to make trillions in profits funneling an order of magnitude of the trillions of dollars in their own economies to the Chinese racket.

        China’s banking industry is close to collapse. It’s a racket that would give the Enron accountants the vapors. They are constantly telling people they will not be allowed to withdraw their money out of fear it would collapse the whole thing. One serious audit, and the banking system becomes unviable. Their ledgers are a joke. And people, especially foreign investors, are catching on. Their main source of income still remains US tax dollars sent to them by easy to blackmail & coopt politicians in the US, but the money is drying up.

        Their manufacturing economy is also under attack, as people finally realized they not only got a raw deal moving manufacturing to China to take advantage of the super low labor cost of government supported serfdom, only to have their IP stolen and the CCP helping create knock-off competition of ultra low quality, and are looking for alternatives in South Asia. And the thing the CCP wanted the most, China not just entering but dominating the 3 mm and lower integrated circuit market (the ultra expensive and modern chip used in space and military tech), has not happened. It is the main reason China is desperate to take Taiwan (so they can then just take that over, because local knock-off attempts simply are not working despite close to a quarter of a trillion dollars trying to make this happen).

        But the thing that will kill the CCP is demographics. There simply are not enough young Chinese to keep their economy afloat curtesy of the one-child policy. That timebomb is going to cripple China in the next decade and nothing the CCP does will avoid that. And we all need to worry that desperate people will do crazy shit (see Argentina junta in 1982).

      • robodruid

        China to Argentina is the same as to Falkland Islands and (fill in the blank)

      • AlexinCT

        One thing I never hear people talk about is that back in the day the word was that there where two countries that had parallel nuclear programs and might even have worked with apartheid South Africa to help start or grow their own programs. One was Israel, which needed a partner to get Uranium as everyone was blocking them from that back when. The other was Taiwan. Everyone knows Israel & South Africa have the bomb. Taiwan however has kept very quiet. Many people speculate that like Japan, Taiwan doesn’t have an active nuclear program, but that they could produce several nuclear weapons in the span of days.

        Whatever the case, I feel compelled however point out is that the Taiwanese military just recently told to the CCP that they have cruise missiles that would reach Beijing, and they would use them. A lot of military people came out to write about how that was a waste of weapons as Taiwan should focus on using their missiles to degrade China’s military footprint right across from Taiwan (because they simply didn’t have enough missiles to do enough damage to Beijing or China in general).

        I pointed out to one of my buddies in that group of mil speculators that the Taiwanese knew what they were saying if you looked at if from the perspective that reminding the CCP that you were confident your missiles could reach Beijing had a lot more impact if the missiles were carrying nukes.

      • db

        That’s interesting. I hadn’t heard of the Taiwanese cruise missile threat.

      • waffles

        I thought South Africa gave up their nukes, famously being the only country to do so.

      • Atanarjuat

        Ukraine disarmed as well.

      • waffles

        But Ukraine didn’t really build their nukes. Weren’t they soviet nukes that happened to be in Ukraine?

      • Atanarjuat

        Yeah, that’s my understanding. I wonder if that meant they have no ability to rebuild them.

      • waffles

        China’s demographic bomb is real. And I’m convinced they have been inflating their actual population numbers for quite a while now. They will get old, fast in the next couple decades.

      • AlexinCT

        The getting old has already started, and will destroy the country in the next decade. In fact, the ratio of people under 15 to people over 60 is disputed to be 1 to between 3 and 5, from what I hear. That ratio is just impossible to recover from (stable societies need that ratio to be below 1 to 1). That’s why there is an active group of people that believe the Wuhan Kung flu was a deliberate act by the CCP, intended to kill of as many old people as possible, and why China has been so lacking in their reporting of what the demographic impact was to their population. Even if that were to be true, and even if you think the CCP let it go global in the hope it would damage their competition, the Kung flu didn’t kill enough people to even make a dent in tat timebomb.

        China is fucked.

      • waffles

        It’s weird how just in 2008 it seemed like China was the place to be. It was rapidly becoming richer, freer. Shenzhen was blossoming overnight. Kind of tragic how all that has been rolled back in the span of barely more than a decade.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Xi changed all of it. That is not an exaggeration.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Yep, although there was a lot of papered over rot without him.

      • AlexinCT

        Xi HAD to change that. Once he saw how fucking rotten the whole thing was under that veneer of legitimacy, and that it was a question of when, not if, the whole house of cards would come crashing down, he had no choice. He had to make changes to delay that inevitable collapse.

        The problem is that the changes will make the inevitable collapse, while delayed, magnitudes worse for the people. Not that I think Xi fucking cares about the people unless it is to make sure they don’t have the desire/ability to lynch his ass…

      • mock-star

        They literally have an overabundance of young males that have ever decreasing prospects of economic success. Thats definitely a powder keg. It will blow up at some point, but what explosion looks like up is up for debate.

      • AlexinCT

        That’s another problem caused by the one child policy. Out of every 10 males, 3 will not be able to find a bride. When you extrapolate it to that demographic group being around some 350-400 million people, that is a staggering high number of angry dudes all pissed they are not getting trim (incels are not popular over there). Wars start because of that shit…

      • R.J.

        Damn. That’s a bigger sausage party than Glibs!

      • Pope Jimbo

        To be fair, I am single handedly skewing the size of the Glib’s sausage metrics…

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        If it doesn’t take two hands, it doesn’t count.

      • UnCivilServant

        You keep bringing up the Oscar Meyer stock you bought.

      • Atanarjuat

        Smaller sausages, much greater in number.

      • waffles

        The only thing that makes me doubt they will have any kind of uprising energized by young men is their culture of face and fealty to bureaucratic systems. I don’t think a society like China’s will have any qualms about ratcheting down on any threat to “social harmony”.

      • UnCivilServant

        Looking at the history of China, they have a fuckton of rebellions and uprisings. I can easily see another when the peasantry finds the situation untenable again.

      • mock-star

        @ waffles, Thats why Im not sure how the powder keg exploding will look. In a western nation, it would most likely result in domestic civil unrest, rioting, etc. Not sure how it will translate to the Chinese. I think its just as likely that “the powder keg” gets pointed outward, resulting in military adventurism and such.

      • Pat

        I don’t think a society like China’s will have any qualms about ratcheting down on any threat to “social harmony”.

        It’s not like they killed 65 million of their own people in pursuit of the utopian Leninist ideal or anything…

      • AlexinCT

        That 65 million is the low end… some people point out that if you count direct and indirect loss of life, it is close to 150 million. That’s just fucking nuts.

      • Pat

        Staggering. And yet it’s still perfectly acceptable in polite company to support Marxism-Leninism while “Nazi” is literally synonymous with evil. Which isn’t to say Nazism wasn’t evil, only that the double standard is sickening. Hitler was a fucking piker compared to Mao, Lenin and Stalin.

      • AlexinCT

        The copout from these monsters is always “That wasn’t real marxism”. The fact that their mental fantasy about something never works out the way they wanted and instead always ends with a mountain of bodies and billions sharing equal misery (the only equality marxism and any collectivist system can deliver) until they get a respite and revert to less murderous systems.

        I live in a world where too many people don’t know or ignore the fact that man’s history has been misery, serfdom & slavery, except for a very few. The very system that allowed a larger swath of people to clime above that norm is now under attack because – they claim – that system isn’t perfect. So then they peddle systems that will return us to the old ways, and the “they” peddling these systems always expect they will assume the roles of the powerful throughout history…

      • Pope Jimbo

        I had a Chinese professor who was part of the Democracy movement back in ’88. He would tell you “one bowl of rice”, meaning that as long as a Chinese person got at least 1 bowl of rice a day there wouldn’t be a revolution.

        It would be interesting to find out what his thoughts were based on sex. “One lay per year”?

      • Atanarjuat

        If so they have something in common with my ex-wife.

      • AlexinCT

        Based on my experience dating Chinese women, their policy was more akin to that of rabbits. then again, I was dating. Everyone knows that if you feed a woman wedding cake, especially that of her own wedding, her sex drive completely goes away in a few years.

      • Mojeaux

        Right. That’s why they made Viag— Oh wait.

      • AlexinCT

        Mojeuax 10 – AlexinCT -10!

      • Endless Mike

        That’s gonna leave a mark

    • Count Potato

      “China’s aggressive “zero-covid” lockdowns continue to disrupt day-to-day life for millions of its citizens and have created widespread despair and uncertainty.”

      Still?

      • slumbrew

        Yep, still.

      • waffles

        It might be related to Xi’s term and him wanting to keep his stranglehold on power. This filters down through all layers of the state with each fiefdom showing their loyalty by being absolutely ruthless when it comes to covid policy.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        They’re using the lockdowns to control bank runs and to put the kibosh on uppity local officials.

        The Chinese banks are in serious trouble, by which I mean that Chinese depositors are getting robbed.

      • waffles

        It’s unsurprising. But at least the CCP still has the mandate of heaven, right?

      • AlexinCT

        I am pretty sure Mao also claimed he had the same…

    • Count Potato

      “The world economy is already in a fairly precarious state: supply chains for vital resources such as gas, oil, and grain have been disrupted by the ongoing Russian invasion of Ukraine, food shortages and famine are expected in much of the developing world, and by all reasonable definitions, the U.S. is in a recession.”

      All mostly due to the lockdowns.

      • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

        Orange Man Bad! What don’t you understand? He had to go.

      • rhywun

        Things are certainly getting more “interesting”. Yay.

  9. Old Man With Candy

    He was just re-enacting the times.

    No name given, unless I missed it. So there’s a highly non-zero chance that it’s got Mohammed in it somewhere.

    • Endless Mike

      “The 19-year-old security guard, who according to police is an Arab resident of the German capital of Berlin, faces a fine and up to three years in prison”

  10. Atanarjuat

    Since no one is going to point out that the co-pilot story got posted twice, I guess I will.

    It said his body was found in a garden. I imagine that was a horrifying moment for the homeowner. Maybe you’d even want to move away afterward.

    • Rat on a train

      Since no one is going to point out that the co-pilot story got posted twice, I guess I will.
      Can someone confirm?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Hell no, that’s a fantastic bar story.

      • R.J.

        Does that qualify as night soil?

      • db

        I’d plant a small garden with white flowers as a chalk outline and red inside.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    “Trump as a candidate and fundraiser has always had an impressively dedicated set of constituents who are particularly mobilized by anger,” said Jessica Baldwin-Philippi, a professor at Fordham University who researches how political campaigns use digital communications. “A threat, a negative, a time when you lose, can actually be lucrative.”

    Not like President Unity-and-Healing.

    • Atanarjuat

      Yep, the opposition won’t campaign or fundraise off of the Roe v Wade loss. They’re above it.

      • juris imprudent

        Or still-warm dead bodies at a mass shooting.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Hayden may be worse than Brennan.

        Brennan’s a weasel, Hayden appears to be a true believer that would joyfully gas the wrongthinkers.

  12. Grosspatzer

    “Interference from Beijing has put further stress on the Chinese economy — crackdowns on private industry to combat “income inequality” and curb “unscrupulous business practices” have reportedly damaged the tech sector and private tutoring companies.”

    Haha, silly woke Chinese. Good thing we are not doing that here in the US of A.

    • Homple

      It’s different when we do it.

  13. Count Potato

    “Daily Wire host Matt Walsh suggested that Boston Children’s Hospital “stop hurting kids” if it wants angry emails and phone calls to go away after the children’s medical center posted a video promoting hysterectomies for girls who want to transition out of a female body.

    In the video, Pediatric Gynecologist Frances Grimstad, MD, MS — who specializes in transgender reproductive health at Boston Children’s Hospital — explained what a “gender-affirming hysterectomy” entailed. The video quickly spread on Twitter as many people were outraged that a children’s hospital would promote irreversible procedures that render the patient unable to bear children.”

    https://www.dailywire.com/news/matt-walsh-has-a-real-easy-solution-for-childrens-hospital-worried-about-angry-messages-over-transgender-treatment

    Putting aside the horror that they are doing this to children, “gender-affirming hysterectomy” doesn’t even make sense. No one can see a person’s uterus.

    • Grosspatzer

      “No one can see a person’s uterus.”

      STEVE SMITH BEG TO DIFFER. AND BY DIFFER MEAN…

    • Not Adahn

      Wait, you’re saying you can’t see uteri?

    • Ted S.

      Marge, it’s “uter*us*”,not “uter*you*”.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Transgender reproductive health seems like an oxymoron.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    China’s aggressive “zero-covid” lockdowns continue to disrupt day-to-day life for millions of its citizens and have created widespread despair and uncertainty.

    *Rochelle Walensky surreptitiously faps*

      • Not Adahn

        The company being big enough to fuck over the VT power suppliers/citizens and the government saying “no you aren’t allowed to buy power outside our monopoly, and the company paying off said monopoly and the fact that it takes so little money to do so.

      • UnCivilServant

        So, the government screwed itself over.

      • Not Adahn

        Doubtful. I think they’re just that petty and cheap.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Think big

    As the Colorado River system spirals toward its demise, some Western water officials, lawmakers and experts had expected federal officials on Tuesday to announce an ambitious plan to cut usage and save the river basin after stakeholders failed to meet a Monday deadline to do it themselves.

    ——-

    What experts say is needed now is a big plan for a big crisis, which is what US Bureau of Reclamation chief Camille Touton demanded in June when she told Colorado River states and stakeholders to form a plan by August 15 to cut up to 25% of their usage — 2 to 4 million acre-feet per year — to stabilize the river.
    Touton said at the time that if the river’s stakeholders failed to come up with a plan, the federal government would step in to protect the basin. But after her Monday deadline failed to produce a deal, Touton said Tuesday the bureau will announce steps in the future — but didn’t say what exactly those steps would be. The mandatory cuts associated with the Tier 2 shortage will lead to a reduction of 721,000 acre-feet of river water usage — far from Touton’s desire to cut up to 4 million acre-feet.
    Touton said Tuesday her agency is just “starting the process,” and did not specify any new deadlines that might be set for additional drastic cuts.
    The lack of a public deadline or plan of action from the Reclamation Bureau came as a surprise to stakeholders and experts who feel it’s time for the feds to drop the hammer.

    Central planning will save us. The Ministry of Plenty will set the water ration equitably, and all will be well.

    • juris imprudent

      At some point they’ll suck so much water out of the river that the Sea of Cortez will flow up the dried out channel.

    • Ted S.

      If California wants to go green, they can stop taking other states’ water and electricity.

      • dbleagle

        The other states in the Colorado River Compact agree.

      • Mojeaux

        ^Dis is de way.

  16. Tonio

    I’d like to compliment Spudalicious on his excellent use of a stock photograph.

    • AlexinCT

      I see what you did there….

      • UnCivilServant

        Indeed, it’s the kind of pun the rest of us would get pilloried for.

    • Count Potato

      Give yourself a golf clap.

    • Atanarjuat

      *lobs rotten tomato*

    • db

      Well-developed pun, Tonio. This is how you do it.

  17. AlexinCT

    So I can’t find the article I read the other day where some credentialed idiot was making the ludicrous claim that you could tell your children would be struggling with their identity based on the toys they chose to play with starting as early as 2 years old, but I want to point out that when I was 9, I used to play with my younger nieces Barbie dolls.

    My G.I. Joe’s would drive their tank up to Barbie’s place. Beat the fuck out of Ken and lock his stupid ass in the trunk of Barbie’s car, then take Barbie for a ride in her car where they would proceed to pull a train on her while Ken cried in the trunk like a bitch, before driving back home where they would then take their tank back out so they could go blow up shit.

    No wonder I grew up t be a lesbian trapped in a man’s body….

    • Grosspatzer

      “you could tell your children would be struggling with their identity based on the toys they chose to play with starting as early as 2 years old”

      *Checks avatar*. Huh. I always wondered why I identified as a can of soup.

      • db

        Chicken Noodle, or Bean with Bacon?

      • UnCivilServant

        Tomato. He dreamed of meeting a nice grilled cheese.

    • Pat

      I remember, oh, 20, maybe 25 years or so ago when the orthodoxy was that it’s perfectly OK for boys to wear makeup and play with Barbie dolls, and it’s perfectly OK for girls to wear overalls and play with Tonka trucks, and any suggestion that it made them gay, or weird, or in any way less than a boy or less than a girl was a damnable heresy. We got from there to “If your genderless bepenised toddler so much as looks at a pink crayon xir must immediately be deposited at the nearest gender-affirming clinic to begin xeir physical transition, and the failure to deposit xim rapidly enough shall constitute child abuse.” in record time.

      • juris imprudent

        It’s almost like all of this stupidity is the result of a 4chan BS session – do you really think we could get everyone to believe THAT?

      • Homple

        “Free to be You and Me” was the program / slogan or whatever.

  18. Pat

    Japan urges its young people to drink more to boost economy

    Japan’s young adults are a sober bunch – something authorities are hoping to change with a new campaign.

    The younger generation drinks less alcohol than their than their parents – a move that has hit taxes from beverages like sake (rice wine).

    So the national tax agency has stepped in with a national competition to come up with ideas to reverse the trend.

    The “Sake Viva!” campaign hopes to come up with a plan to make drinking more attractive – and boost the industry.

    The contest asks 20 to 39-year-olds to share their business ideas to kick-start demand among their peers – whether it’s for Japanese sake, shochu, whiskey, beer or wine.

    • AlexinCT

      Bullshit… They want the young to drink more so they finally get to fucking an making children instead of just watching tentacle porn..

      • waffles

        Shinzo Abe was assassinated for suggesting to the youth of Japan that they should be making families instead of watching anime. They hated him for his message.

    • Rat on a train

      I assume Japan has sin taxes in addition to regular taxes for alcohol.

    • Nephilium

      Sake is not rice wine!

      It has a two step process, the first of which converts starches to sugar. It’s much closer to a brewing technique then a wine making technique.

      • UnCivilServant

        Sake is Sake, not Beer or Wine.

      • Rat on a train

        It is also not mead.

      • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

        So, rice wine.

      • Nephilium

        Wine is simple, take fruit, mash fruit, add yeast (if you want, otherwise you’ll have enough natural yeast already), let sit. Sake uses a fungus that breaks down the starches of rice into sugars, beer does it through malted grain and enzymes in the mash.

      • kinnath

        Neph is correct.

        For Wine/Cider, the sugar is already there in the fruit.

        For Beer/Ale, the starch in the malted grain needs to be converted to sugar by enzymes that are already present in the grain.

        For Sake, the starch needs to be converted to sugar by mold. Then Sake yeast is used to produce alcohol. So, different yeast that for making wine or beer.

    • Sensei

      Allow me to present what I had as a discussion in my Japanese class last night.

      Suntory Holdings Limited Japan’s first * 1 free beer “Beer Ball” made with carbonated water is born
      https://re-how.net/all/2003851/#start-content

      Poor, but serviceable translation. It looks like Suntory is trying to take US style malt liquor upscale. I’ll stick with regular beer or sake thank you.

      https://www.suntory.co.jp/beer/beerball/

      • Nephilium
      • Sensei

        This stuff is 16% alcohol!

      • Nephilium

        So… weak?

        And not in a taxidermied animal.

  19. Count Potato

    “‘Unbelievable’! Border patrol agents OPEN the gates at a crossing point letting in illegal migrants at the southern border moments after Greg Abbott’s Texas National Guard had locked them: More than two million have crossed in 2022 – a 22-year high”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11122561/Unbelievable-Border-Patrol-agents-OPEN-gates-let-illegal-migrants-southern-border.html

    Pretty sure states have no say over international borders though.

    • Pat

      Watching the cretins in D.C. and New York shit their pants about the, what, 10,000 migrants Abbot has shipped out, has been absolutely delicious.

  20. Atanarjuat

    Anti-Managerial Aesthetics
    Premium Mediocre status signaling is inherent in this model of 20-80 societies because it misunderstands elitism. There is no natural division between humans that falls along the 20-80 line. The truly exceptional are a much smaller minority, perhaps closer to 2% rather than 20% (real elite capabilities begin at two standard deviations above the mean). Any attempt to divide people into status groups along a 20-80 line will require some level of fake status inflation for the 18% who are elite by status but entirely pedestrian in terms of the human excellences, and this accounts for the rise of Premium Mediocre status objects. The Premium Mediocre object or person is higher status only for the purposes of drawing a line against the ordinary or average.

    Scalability of the aesthetics of excellence permits a broader foundation for a social and cultural movement that is explicitly anti-Managerial and anti-technocratic, and is not reliant on major institutions of power typified by centralized command and control. You can be excellent with your buddies in your neighborhood or online, building identity and solidarity with the movement in the absence of national political parties or institutions of financial and political capital. When new institutions are ready to challenge the old Managerial powers, there is already a body primed to rise up in support, in the way that blue-collar American culture primed large numbers of people to join the Trump Movement when he was merely a low-polling also-ran in the Republican Primary.

    Hey, that’s sorta like us!

    • juris imprudent

      No, he’s not like us or describing us.

      Take, for example, Japanese novelist Yukio Mishima’s discussion of Sun and Moon in his book Sun and Steel.

      And he sure as shit isn’t talking to the 50th percentile. He’s sniffing his own farts just as much as Yarvin does.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Show Me

    • AlexinCT

      When this shit doesn’t come to pass – and I see at least now they are pushing predictions way past their original 10 year bullshit – will anyone say, “Mea maxima culpa” and back off the marxist shit?

    • Mojeaux

      *looks at open windows in mid-August*

      Oh. Huh.

  21. Count Potato

    “A federal judge in Cleveland has ordered CVS, Walgreens, and Walmart to pay two Ohio counties damages over their opioid distribution, a week after a judge in San Francisco ruled Walgreens CAN be held responsible for the city’s crisis.

    U.S. District Judge Dan Polster awarded $650 million in damages on Wednesday over the way the national pharmacy chains distributed opioids to their communities.

    Judge Polster said in his ruling that the money will be used to fight the opioid crisis in Lake and Trumbull counties outside Cleveland. Attorneys for the counties put the total price tag at $3.3 billion for the damage done.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11123097/Opioid-crisis-Judge-orders-CVS-Walgreens-Walmart-pay-Ohio-counties-650million.html

    Next they’ll be lawsuits against car dealerships over climate change.

    • Rat on a train

      the way the national pharmacy chains distributed opioids to their communities
      By prescription?
      Next they’ll be lawsuits against car dealerships over climate change.
      What about collisions, drive by shootings, and other negative outcomes?

      • Count Potato

        Yes, by prescription.

    • db

      Cool, now let’s see Facebook, Google, etc., pay for disseminating misinformation.

      Oh wait…

    • Not an Economist

      Look they followed the rules so they must be punished.

    • Ted S.

      The county governments are far more addicted to tax money than anyone has been to opioids.

    • Nephilium

      Just wait for the health care deserts in a couple of years.

      • Rat on a train

        After having four wisdom teeth pulled in one day, I was fine with ibuprofen during the day, but needed opioids at night. Same after I had knee surgery.

      • Grosspatzer

        I’ll be having 3 teeth yanked on Saturday. Same dentist did my son’s wisdom teeth last month, and prescribed opioids. A definite plus.

    • rhywun

      Utterly absurd.

      Activist judges finding the deepest pockets to loot FTW.

  22. SDF-7

    Another day, another meh….

    Daily Quordle 206
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    • Sean

      Daily Quordle 206
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    • Pat

      5️⃣6️⃣
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      I only got bottom left by just plugging in random letters to the blanks. Fairly certain I’ve never seen that word before.

      • SDF-7

        So it was a whole new world for you?

      • Pat

        Certainly a new, fantastic point of view.

    • Grumbletarian

      Daily Quordle 206
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      Lower right: AYFKM?

      • Pat

        I had a really lucky first two guesses that got me 90% of the way there or else I’d have never got that one either.

      • SDF-7

        To try not to give any more spoilers than I have… that one was helped by me remembering that they do like to throw those in and I had actually tried a different word of that type a couple of guesses prior. That gave me the last two letters (and a partial match on the third), so between that and already thinking in that zone, I could figure it out.

    • robc

      Daily Quordle 206
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      That was brutal.

      I hit 3/5 on try #1 on upper left. I chased it instead of using 2nd seed word and it almost cost me.

    • Grosspatzer

      No chumping today!

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    • Grummun

      4 6
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    • rhywun

      Better than I expected after y’all’s scary comments.

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      4 6
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    • JG43

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      The best I’ve ever done and its already a deadthread, of course.

    • whiz

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  23. Rebel Scum

    Because he’s the Maga King, motherfuckers.

    Ultra Nuclear MAGA.

  24. db

    Apparently, wearing armour may have had a ‘profound impact on their [sic] sense of self’. To which one is tempted to reply that it may well have chafed like buggery.

    I am absolutely no kind of Anglophile, but this is an example of where it would be really hard to express a thought concisely without the use of a British idiom.

    • UnCivilServant

      What are you quoting from? I’m having trouble finding the source.

      • db

        Sorry; it was an article I saw somewhere else on “Joan of Arc was Trans.”

      • UnCivilServant

        More proof that the transactivists want to erase women.

        Joan D’Arc never pretended to be a man. She wore armor on the battlefield because otherwise she’d be dead right quick.

      • Not Adahn

        Yeah, I have a feeling she’d disembowel anyone suggesting she was a dude.

  25. robc

    Chessle 187 (Normal) 6/6

    🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨
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    🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛
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    🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛
    🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

    https://jackli.gg/chessle

    A pattern is emerging. I struggle with the 3rd black move of openings I dont play or see.

    • Grosspatzer

      Chessle 187 (Normal) 3/6

      ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟩⬛
      🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛
      🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

      https://jackli.gg/chessle

      Back when I was a young Patzer the Pirc was still an experimental oddity, it has become fairly standard now.

      • robc

        I thought is was played in a different order. Like move 3 first.

      • Grosspatzer

        If you’re interested, I highly recommend John Watson’s Mastering the Chess Openings

        It’s a four-volume series, Volume 4 covers all of the move-order variations in the above. Watson is one of the few chess authors who can actually write, and I would also suggest Secrets of Modern Chess Strategy; I find that Watson’s take on the demise of a rigid rule-based approach to the royal game is applicable to areas outside of chess.

      • robc

        I am reading Mayhem in the Morra right now.

        I find it helps me in non-Morra situations, as I rarely get those anyway.

        At my level, anyway, trading pawns (or pieces even) for positional advantage and attacking works well. Plus I like that aggressive style of play.

      • robc

        I am exclusively an e4 player as white, attempt to play the Danish vs e5 and the Smith-Morra vs c5.

  26. KK the Dalit

    Right Said Fred are on Twitter (deliberate use of British verb). They’re pretty awesome.

    • R.J.

      What do they look like now?

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Too sexy.

    • Fourscore

      Very discriminatory against the other students that are looking forward to a career as the window attendant at a drive thru.

    • Tundra

      Nice!

      That was my daughter’s class. I recognize some of those kids!

      Vecellio is a good guy. I remember chatting with him when they did the first trade fair, in addition to the college fair. It was cool how many kids participated.

    • UnCivilServant

      What does he argue had replaced them as kings of the sea?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I can tell you what replaced them. Subs.

        Control what happens beneath the water and you control the surface of the water.

      • AlexinCT

        If your subs are not ultra quiet and patrolling choke points, the limitations on torpedoes (speed & range) kind of reduce effectiveness, especially against modern military vessels (and double so those that carry an ASW helo). And cruise missiles are not going to solve the issue because subs are even more limited in carrying capacity (the Navy is retiring the 4 Ohio class ballistic subs that were converted to Tomahawk (154 missiles each) launch platforms as they roll out the new Virginia flight V subs (52 missiles each). Maybe if they come up with a hypersonic missile, this threat would get to be bigger, but for now, having to get in close to score a kill against a capable modern navy means you lose the sub too.

      • Atanarjuat

        Doesn’t get into it, but subs presumably. Also a carrier is still useful against a non-peer opponent.

      • SDF-7

        He doesn’t, though the inference is that it would be subs. His premise is that any surface force would be overwhelmed by massed precision anti-ship missiles. He’s probably right, though CBGs defend themselves as best they can (Phalanx, the anti-missiles of the missile frigates / destroyers adjacent, etc.). But in a scenario like going up against China (barring the economic collapse mentioned above), yeah — they’d likely run out of ammo before the other side across the straits did.

        What he leaves out is the utility of the CBG for just about everything else naval these days barring a full on World War 3 scenario. If we get to the point of a major power with enough missiles targeting one or more CBGs, we’re almost certainly talking nukes in play from the boomers and the ICBMs, and I don’t think the fate of the CBGs will matter all that much at that point. For anything lower than that, the carriers are good power projectors. You can’t really do much with a boomer outside of a nuclear war scenario, after all.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        You can’t really do much with a boomer outside of a nuclear war scenario, after all.

        Feature, not bug, as far as I’m concerned.

        Our capability to involve ourselves in low-intensity conflicts has not been a boon for us or the rest of the world.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I would think that subs carrying a shit ton of armed drones would also be a good thing.

        Not only is the carrier going to be obsolete, so will manned fighter jets. The pilot is the week point in the system.

      • AlexinCT

        The US Navy is hard at work creating the concept of air, surface, and sub surface drones in the battle space. Small drone ships, subs, and aircraft, especially if swarmed, can overcome most defenses. And since loss of life is not an issue, it will help the warmonger do more warring.

      • Atanarjuat

        What’s a boomer?

      • UnCivilServant

        A nuclear missile submarine.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        ballistic missile submarine

      • Pat

        A person born between 1946 and 1964.

      • Sensei

        Thank you. I was waiting for that.

      • juris imprudent

        For anything lower than that, the carriers are good power projectors.

        Millenium Challenge says hello!

    • AlexinCT

      People have been talking about the obsolescence of aircraft carriers since the 1980s when the claim was that the USSR’s Navy’s fleet of hypersonic AS-6 equipped supersonic Backfire bombers would swarm the defenses and sink the carriers. Our response was the Ticonderoga class AEGIS equipped cruiser escort class, upgraded E-2 AWACS systems, and upgrades to the Tomcat air defense interceptors. Today the claim is the Chinese A2/AD using ballistic anti ship missiles would do the same as the USSR’s bombers were expected to back when to the carriers. The counter move is based on denying China the ability to locate the targets (kill their satellites, recon planes, and submarines, because without accurate targeting you get no kills), adding next gen DDX which will use lasers to create the ability to intercept without running out of ammunition (Burkes are limited to 96 missiles across all spectrums), and creating longer range standoff weapons (JASSM-XR) to allow attacks far out of the enemy’s comfort zone to their A2/AD and detection ranges.

      The reality of war is that no system will ever be perfect, and calling any combat system obsolete, especially when you need a very specific scenario to neutralize the system, is not realistic when their is serious value to the system otherwise (95% of the world’s assets are coastal, making carrier based planes absolute king in that space).

      You have a far better case saying that based on the conflict in Ukraine, that the armored vehicle – the tank – has become obsolete because of loitering munitions (and the US Army is working hard to deal with that threat, and the US Army is the top contender in the loitering munitions space as well).

      • UnCivilServant

        “Fix Bayonets!” – British on the Falklands

      • Gustave Lytton

        “Sod that, I’ll make their eyes water”

      • SDF-7

        Yeah… if it was the 1970’s Navy I’d believe they might get some of that stuff in the water and working (barring Macnamara). Given their track record with the Ford class, the DD1000 or whatever it was called program, the cluster fark that is LCS and variants, the DDG(X) having been around in one form or another for over 20 years and that even if they got the equipment, that they can’t seem to avoid ramming things or burning up their ships *before* forcing people out with mandates and implementing the Transgender Appreciation Squad… let’s just say I will believe it when I see it.

      • juris imprudent

        Who needs navigational training when there are pronoun preferences to master!

      • AlexinCT

        ^^^THIS^^^

        The real issue isn’t the technical difficulties of fielding new tech in any of the military services, but the fact that the people manning the systems and platforms have all been turned into useless fucks. The people you would actually want are now turned away and downright punished for joining.

        You can fix technical issues. You can’t fix destructive culture. Lots of young people will die because of this shit. The assholes that decided to use the military as the playground for their evil campaign will not be held accountable, however.

      • juris imprudent

        Just like every officer that lied about Afghanistan have not, and never will be, held accountable.

      • AlexinCT

        I do not recall any military system I ever had to learn about not having a horrible track record until it didn’t. Case in point. Read up on the B-29 bomber and how the program, during war time, mind you (so none, or very little, of the usual bureaucratic bullshit that creates massive inefficiency and problems), was almost canceled because of all the problems it had. Look at the F/A-18, F-16, F-15, Perry, Burke, and so on class of military systems, and every single one had a downright rocky and terrible starts. With the even more complex systems we are fielding now, in an era where everything gets exaggerated, it is a given that no military platform will be fielded without a horrible start.

      • juris imprudent

        The Bradley – so bad it had a book and movie – Pentagon Wars.

      • AlexinCT

        Good reminder, yes… and ask Dukakis how that ride worked out for his dumb ass.

        Also the SH-60 Blackhawk or the Ah-64 Apache platforms… Those were both a disaster at first as well.

        Or the V-22 Osprey…

        New cutting edge shit will come with problems.. The trick is how fast they get fixed..

  27. The Late P Brooks

    There is no such thing as the Deep State

    “Trump was particularly interested in matters related to the Russia hoax and the wrong-doings of the deep state,” one former Trump official tells Newsweek. “I think he felt, and I agree, that these are facts that the American people need to know.” The official says Trump may have been planning to use them as part of a 2024 run for the presidency.

    We can’t have that, can we? People might think the FBI is not trustworthy.

    • Atanarjuat

      But the true target was this private stash, which Justice Department officials feared Donald Trump might weaponize.

      I guess the DOJ can get a search warrant based on “this might be useful politically” rather than evidence of a crime.

      The Washington Post reported that those documents dealt with nuclear weapons, adding on Tuesday, “People familiar with the investigation did not offer additional details, such as whether the documents being sought involved weapons belonging to the United States or another nation.”

      I betcha there is in reality no document that contains both Russiagate evidence and nuclear secrets on the same page.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s worth listening to the latest Michael Malice interview with Robert Barnes.

      It’s sounding more and more like Trump set the FBI up. His beautiful safe was empty, he had a second set of cameras that weren’t turned off, etc…

  28. Rebel Scum

    China’s collapsing real estate market could throw the world’s second largest economy into chaos and worsen a global economic slowdown.

    Luckily we passed the inflation creation act.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Farmers complaining about the government?

      That is an AgSerb accusation!

    • Atanarjuat

      That looks remarkably similar to the Netherlands. I’ll say it again: if Extinction Rebellion are assholes for blocking roads, so are people I agree with. Go barricade a government building or pile manure on the WEF.

      • R.J.

        Absolutely. You are going to get arrested anyway. Make it worth your while.

    • Not Adahn

      200 pages later.

    • Pat

      So Zardoz was right?

      • ZARDOZ

        ALWAYS, CHOSEN ONE, ALWAYS.

  29. Pat

    RAF diversity: Senior female recruitment officer resigns over targets

    A senior female RAF recruitment officer has resigned amid claims of pressure to meet diversity targets.

    The unnamed Group Captain is reported to have voiced frustration that white men were rejected in an bid to recruit more ethnic minorities and women.

    The Royal Air Force aims to hit targets of 20% for minority ethnicity and 40% for women among new recruits by 2030.

    The force insisted recruitment had not been paused and it was working to recruit more under-represented people.

    Britain’s armed forces have made no secret they want to attract more women, Black and Asian recruits.

    The head of Britain’s armed forces, Chief of the Defence Staff Admiral Sir Tony Radakin, has described their under-representation as woeful.

    But the RAF has gone the furthest, setting ambitious targets to more than double its recruitment of women to hit 40% by 2030, as well as to ensure ethnic minorities make up 20% of new recruits.

  30. Rebel Scum

    So it will be easier to cross this time.

    Water levels on the River Rhine in Germany continue to sink, forcing companies to seek alternatives for the freight they send up and down the enormous waterway.

    At one notorious shallow point at Kaub, between Mainz and Koblenz, the water level had dipped to 32 centimeters (12.5 inches) by late morning; 5 centimeters lower than the same time the previous day. The water level doesn’t indicate the literal depth, but rather how far above an extremely shallow benchmark it is at any given time.

    The low water levels on the key shipping artery for Germany’s main industrial areas have already affected freight, even though it is ultimately up to shipping companies to decide which vessels, under what loads, can still navigate the waters.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Bust some dams. Preferably the ones producing power.

    • Drake

      With global warming and melting ice caps, shouldn’t water levels be rising in most places?

      • juris imprudent

        Drought is magical – water completely disappears!

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Winners and losers

    The Inflation Reduction Act signed into law Tuesday by President Biden includes more than $360 billion to address climate change. That’s the largest single investment ever made to reduce greenhouse gas emissions — something the White House and major environmental groups are touting as a huge win for humanity.

    But not everyone will feel the benefits of the new bill equally, analysts and advocates warn. People living in neighborhoods that are already dealing with a lot of pollution fear they will face more harm and climate risk, not less. And that could deepen existing environmental inequalities and lock in decades of unnecessary illness and suffering for people who are already marginalized.

    “There are some parts [of the law] that are good, and there are some parts that are really bad,” says Mijin Cha, a professor at Occidental College who studies how to make the transition to a low-carbon economy fairer for workers and communities. “And the parts [of the law] that are really bad are pretty significant.”

    Never enough. No equity no peace.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The bill is completely speculative (and filled with cronyism) and the objections from environmentalists are completely speculative.

      They all think they can manage us into a glorious low-carbon future when none of them have any experience running a successful business, let alone an economy.

      • Gustave Lytton

        They all think they can manage us

        If only there was so sort of track record of what the actual outcomes are when that happens…

        The bright spot is those bright boys usually end up face down in a ditch. The problem is the rest of us end up there or worse as well.

      • Rebel Scum

        It’s going to be a cold winter.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      “Give me liberty and a few slaves, or give me death” is a little long winded.

    • Urthona

      I think it’s ok to discuss impactful people who existed, whether we like them or not.

  32. Rebel Scum

    Send the deplorable bastards to camp.

    “People that believe that the election was stolen and have a right to storm the Capitol, which is a substantial number of people in the Republican Party, are evil. Our people are kind of silly. Their people are actually evil. Racism is evil. Alright. Misogyny is evil. I’m sorry. A pronoun is, to me is, ok, fine. I mean, it’s kind of like, you know, if you want to be a vegan, I don’t care. Eat what you want to eat. All right? But but that’s not. That’s not the same thing. It is not, yet the media is addicted to both-sidesism.”

    “The problem the Republican Party has is they got really stupid people that vote in their primaries. And when you have that, you’re going to get in – really stupid people demand to have really stupid leaders. And that’s where the Republican Party is now. It’s not, you know, not all of it. There’s obviously some very high quality, you know, smart, patriotic Republicans. But they’re not in the majority. And they will tell you that themselves.”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s like he wants to see the country burn.

      • AlexinCT

        That J6 racket didn’t work. And people are realizing that these corruptocrats and their bureaucratic machine members are not the least adverse to staging false flag events to keep their claim that not agreeing with them, their agenda, and their fickle desires, makes you a terrorist. With the eyes on them, they need some real events. Piss off some nuts to get them to do something so you can then blame your opposition for it is a real goal of these people, as they know they are too inept to pull of the false flag shit.

    • Pat

      That gargoyle’s still alive?

      • juris imprudent

        Death has standards you know.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Once again, progjection.

      • EvilSheldon

        That, and it’s quite clear that Carville has serious sociopathic tendencies.

    • Pope Jimbo

      The analogy doesn’t work. Vegans won’t go batshit crazy and try to get you fired if you bring them a menu with items containing meat in it. Pronoun Crazies will go nuts and try to get you fired for not going along with their demands.

      It is amazing that Carville is still respected by the media. How is he any different than Lee Atwater or Karl Rove. All these assholes are sociopaths who are really good at exploiting others and getting the sociopaths on their team elected.

      • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

        Carville is probably the single, biggest piece of shit in the country.

        And we all know who else is in this country, as the fuckers cannot quit twitter.

    • PieInTheSky

      Send the deplorable bastards to camp. – should ev been done a year ago tbh

    • Rat on a train

      Racism is evil.
      Democrats aren’t called the evil party for nothing.

    • Nephilium

      /looks at the Democrats

      /waits for Guam to tip over

    • Tonio

      “…if you want to be a vegan, I don’t care. Eat what you want to eat.”

      Interesting example. Vegans are notorious for trying to force restaurants to accommodate them.

      Also, there is big overlap between the people at anti-meat protests and vegans. When was the last time you saw an omnivore protesting outside a vegan place, or forcing them to serve meat? And I am aware of the backlash against Cracker Barrel for putting fake sausage on their menu; a small number of people boycotted them, which is a very different thing than a protest.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    They all think they can manage us into a glorious low-carbon future when none of them have any experience running a successful business, let alone an economy.

    You just reach into the magic hat, and PRESTO! your every need is fulfilled.

    • PieInTheSky

      They all think they can manage us – just make Greta empress and all is well

  34. The Late P Brooks

    “The problem the Republican Party has is they got really stupid people that vote in their primaries. And when you have that, you’re going to get in – really stupid people demand to have really stupid leaders. And that’s where the Republican Party is now. It’s not, you know, not all of it. There’s obviously some very high quality, you know, smart, patriotic Republicans. But they’re not in the majority. And they will tell you that themselves.”

    Party of unity and healing hate and fear.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    • Rat on a train

      The problem the Democratic Party has is they got really evil people …

  35. Pope Jimbo

    The new educational crisis is Summer Melt.

    For Alejandra Zavala, a college and career counselor at McCaskey, it was a chance to see the results of the hours she’d spent meeting with students and going over the details of their college applications. But she also knew that in the surrounding city, 43 percent of students who intended to go to college last year never enrolled come September. That was up from 26 percent before the pandemic.

    It’s a phenomenon education experts call “summer melt.” Students graduate with the best of intentions to go to college, even committing to a school, but then life happens: jobs, family, and fear all get in the way. And the problem has likely gotten worse since the start of the pandemic; a tight job market also could lure additional students away from higher ed.

    Won’t anyone think of the kids college administrators?!

    If those dumb kids refuse to take out big loans so they can pay their tuition at a college, how can all those administrators (DEI admins will be hit hardest) survive?

    • Grumbletarian

      What will the nation do without all those Wonym’s Studies degrees?

  36. Pat

    Hollywood vs the people

    One of the main casualties of Hollywood’s propagandistic turn is the quality of the output. The message of a film or a television series is now invariably privileged over its artistic value. As Quentin Tarantino, a favourite director of mine, complained to Bill Maher recently: ‘Ideology trumps art; ideology trumps individual effort; ideology trumps good entertainment.’

    The results are there for all to see. Good entertainment is all too often displaced by boring and tedious indoctrination. Even Hollywood has started to recognise that it may be going too far. The super-woke film project, Batgirl, had to be pulled recently because even Hollywood’s culture warriors found it too tedious. It pushed all the right woke buttons – with a feminist writer, a transgender character and a female superhero. All it lacked was the capacity to entertain.

    • AlexinCT

      I have concluded that the people that went after Hollywood back when and got called McCarthyites and forced to back off were correct in their assertion Hollywood was a cancer on society and would eventually destroy the country.

      • juris imprudent

        Hollywood is driven by greed more than anything. Milk every franchise to the last penny – or over-reach attempting to do so (as the case in Batgirl, which correctly concluded there was no audience willing to give up some money to watch the thing).

      • AlexinCT

        To quote Blowfly: “Show business and fuck business, spells a lot of success, but for the rest, who are full of shit and won’t admit, they are told to fuck-off and return, when they have learned to fuck & suck, to share their fucks, I am a guy who knows… Believe me show business is nothing but fuck business…”

      • R.J.

        And you’re a Blowfly fan! Are you my brother or something?

      • AlexinCT

        From anotha mother perhaps..

        Was it you that had a real life brother with a birthday on 8/15? Someone here had that. it is also my youngest brother’s birthday.

  37. Brawndo

    Errr, are we calling a 3500 foot free fall death out of an air plane “point blank” and “minor injuries” now?

    *gonna look real foolish when the link is fixed*

  38. cyto

    The last couple of days TOS has had a couple of articles up about an interview with Michael Shermer. He says he left Scientific American because it went woke a couple of years ago. He now styles himself S a defender of freedom, free speech and unfettered scientific discourse.

    This prompted several of us to post about our former love of the publication and cancelation of subscriptions decades ago due to the rampant political correctness and infusion of partisan politics that I attributed to Shermer.

    That prompted me to visit Scientific American on the web. Example #1 of what they have become:

    https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/cultural-bias-distorts-the-search-for-alien-life/
    ______
    “Decolonizing” the search for extraterrestrial intelligence (SETI) could boost its chances of success, says science historian Rebecca Charbonneau
    ________

    Yeah. That is really an article.

    ____________
    And SETI in particular carries a lot of intellectual, colonial baggage as well, especially in its use of abstract concepts like “civilization” and “intelligence,” concepts that have been used to enact real, physical harm on Earth.
    ____________

    But wait…… there’s more!! Check out this question the interviewer asks

    _____________

    For instance, you’ve repeatedly mentioned the cultural implications of terms such as “intelligence” and “civilization,” but how about the word “alien,” too? All of these terms have very different connotations—even destructive ones—as historically applied to Indigenous peoples or, for that matter, as applied to all the other sentient beings that live on Earth. Even now some people don’t consider nonhuman animals to be sentient, let alone possessing any real intelligence.
    ______________

    They actually discuss the problematic word “intelligence” and whether it is racist and colonialist to use that word to describe the search for extraterrestrial intelligence.

    • AlexinCT

      The last couple of days TOS has had a couple of articles up about an interview with Michael Shermer. He says he left Scientific American because it went woke a couple of years ago.

      I call bullshit. Scientific American went stupid back in the mid to late 1990s. I quit reading that shit when it became all globalist baloney on par with the idiocy the scientific community under marxism was supposed to portend to believe in. GLOBAL COOLING! GLOBAL WARMING! WE NEED TOTALITRAIAN GLOBAL GOVERNMENT! SURRENDER YOUR FREEDOMS!

      • R.J.

        It went even further around the bend since 2010. There were still occasionally legible articles in the 90s. It’s full on all propaganda all the time now. I understand your frustration though.

      • Homple

        If you’re near a big library that maintains magazine back issues for a long time, compare a 1964 issue of Scientific American to the current one.

        Here’s a look at March 1964.

      • juris imprudent

        You should submit that to the current editors with the simple note – this is a magazine about science.

      • Urthona

        I have some from the 90s and they are hilarious now. Such bad predictions.

    • Not Adahn

      Considering Shermer went full SJW around the time of Rebecca Watson and Elevatorgate, I’mma guessing he’s decided anti-wokeness is his new grift.

      • Pat

        They usually just double down, so that’s progress of a sort I guess.

      • cyto

        Yeah, my thought as well.

        The conversation at TOS was basically me calling him out as having brought the political agenda 25 years ago…. and then several other old nerds piling on.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Shermer thought they would revere him and look to him for guidance.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Shermer can go fuck himself. I guarantee he’s still a utilitarian asshole who believes in rule by Top Men.

      Take this article for example where he draws an equivalence between the law and science: https://michaelshermer.com/articles/science-makes-america-great/#more-5254

      For example, there are 50 different states, each with its own constitution and set of laws. These are 50 different experiments. For example, every state has different gun control laws, so we can treat these as experiments from which we can gather results and draw conclusions: states with more guns and fewer controls have higher homicide and suicide rates.

      Every time an amendment to the Constitution is ratified and enacted into law, that is an experiment. The 19th Amendment that granted women the right to vote in 1920 worked, so we still abide by it. By contrast, the 18th Amendment passed in 1919 that prohibited alcohol to test the hypothesis that it would reduce drinking and crime failed, so in 1933 the 21st Amendment was enacted, overturning it. Changing your mind when the evidence changes is a virtue, not a vice.

      The centuries long experiment of using torture and the death penalty to deter crime also failed, so most states abandoned the practice in favor of other methods that work.

      These are not controlled laboratory experiments like physicists and biologists run, but they are real-world experiments whose results are nevertheless valuable to social scientists, policy makers, and the public.

      For example, policy experiments showed that teaching abstinence in sex education classes does not stop teens from having sex, and criminalizing abortions did not curb the practice. In both cases, information and contraception works better.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      My old neighbor was into SETI. He’s black. Or Black. I guess he wasn’t a real black.

      • UnCivilServant

        For a while I liked to watch the visualizations from the SETI@Home App. Then they changed it (and later did away with the program entirely)

    • Gender Traitor

      Wear
      A
      Larger (i.e. CORRECT)
      Size
      Legging.

      • Pat

        Or, allow me to be the fuddy-duddy here, put something on over your underwear.

      • AlexinCT

        Why do you want to deny us gazing males the camel toe?

      • Gender Traitor

        It is my firm belief that leggings should:
        1. Be the correct size to prevent uncomfortable constriction of any part of the anatomy,
        B. Be worn only with a tunic or dress that is long enough to cover the entire buttocks, and
        III. Be a solid color or, at most, subtle vertical pinstripes. ::glares at LuLaRoe::

      • AlexinCT

        You are too classy..

        /joking

      • Gender Traitor

        Why, yes. Yes I am. 😌

      • AlexinCT

        Word, young lady… Word.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Meh, doubled from 50 to maybe 100.

    • Nephilium

      /puts on cycling shorts

      Huh?

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Vaporware in the sky

    American Airlines Group Inc. just agreed to purchase 20 supersonic jets from Boom Supersonic that are designed to carry as many as 80 passengers. So, when will you be able to buy a ticket to fly at 1.7 times the speed of sound from New York to London and cut your travel time in half? Well, probably never.

    Though the idea of commercial supersonic flight is alluring, the financial and technological hurdles to replace the legendary Concorde, which stopped flying in 2003, will be incredibly steep. There are reasons no aircraft manufacturer has built a replacement for that iconic plane despite the advances in engineering. The Concorde, which made its first scheduled passenger flights in 1976, was more a cult hit than a commercial success. That’s why airliners still chug along well below the sound barrier, which is about 680 miles an hour at 30,000 feet.

    People would certainly like to fly faster and save time. But are they willing to pay a super-premium price for that? The answer for the Concorde was no. The economics didn’t work. The plane was also plagued by noisy engines and a sonic boom that could set off car alarms and rattle objects off shelves. And then there was the crash in the summer of 2000 that killed 113 people and spelled the aircraft’s doom.

    Boom has lined up some impressive partners, and a couple of airlines have agreed to make purchases. This doesn’t mean the plane will ever be built. The partners, including the defense giant Northrop Grumman Corp., are on board for now, but they have no obligation to stick around. There’s no real skin in the game.

    A few people will get rich hornswoggling the investors, and isn’t that what really matters?

      • UnCivilServant

        Because they always set the land speed record with supersonic trains.

      • AlexinCT

        The elite. This isn’t for the serfs.

        Serfs will be made to live in pods, not allowed to travel, forced to work, eat bugs, and maintain a social credit score, or they will be turned into food for the cattle the elite will be eating.

    • juris imprudent

      A few people will get rich hornswoggling the investors, and isn’t that what really matters?

      Speaking of which Adam Neumann (late of WeWork) is back with a new grift.

    • Dr Mossy Lawn

      I wish them luck, but I don’t see an economic need for it given the huge additional cost of fuel.

      Only extremely wealthy people’s time is worth that expense, and even they need downtime, meals, sleep, etc.

      So you call for the G800 or Global Express, bring your management team aboard. Have a working dinner served by a personal chef. Sleep 8 hours on the way to wherever, have breakfast and deplane.

  40. UnCivilServant

    Having been asked about what I’d do with monies no longer needed for paying debts, I gave it some thought. I think I’d invest in my forging. Probably take a toolmaking class next, while I try to save enough to set up a forge of my own.

    • R.J.

      That, and retirement planning are excellent ideas. Don’t be me. Have a plan for getting old.

      • UnCivilServant

        I have two retirement plans in motion already, but if I don’t fix my fitness problem, I won’t live long enough to get old. So, more hobbies that require me to get off my fat ass is a retirement plan.

      • AlexinCT

        Powerball and Mega Millions? Cause my 401K is constantly taking it up the rear from government crap…

    • Gender Traitor

      👍👍

      • UnCivilServant

        My goal is to forge one particular piece of steel I own into a sword.

      • Gender Traitor

        Oooh!! DOOO EEET!!! 😃 🗡️

      • UnCivilServant

        I plan to, but I need to get everything in place to do it right.

      • Gender Traitor

        Still hope to see your earlier handiwork in the flesh.

        Well, not LITERALLY in someone’s flesh. That would hurt. I mean see it in person.

        Well, not LITERALLY in a person. That would…

        YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!

      • UnCivilServant

        See it with your own eyes.

      • Gender Traitor

        ::points at comment, points at nose::

    • AlexinCT

      I have heard of choking the chicken.. What is it called when you are yanking on turkey or goose neck?

      • SDF-7

        Fowl play?

      • AlexinCT

        Touche!…

        Now d bopping the baloney or spanking the onkey..

      • Animal

        Hauling the honker.

    • AlexinCT

      She is lying… that injury came from the casting couch interview!…

    • R.J.

      STEVE SMITH INJURE BUTTHOLE!
      BY..
      Oh, you know the rest.

      • STEVE SMITH

      • juris imprudent

        Forest lawyer AND casting director!

  41. Mojeaux

    There are days you see someone who is probably a lovely person, but their appearance is so strikingly not lovely that the only think you can say is, “Well, that’s unfortunate.”

    • AlexinCT

      BAZINGA!

      • Mojeaux

        It was a little girl, too. She was all dolled up and … Well. It was unfortunate.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Was it Honey Booboo? Eh, probably not so young a girl anymore.

      • Mojeaux

        No, some rando on TV demonstrating Irish step dancing.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Those wiglets and other accessories can get silly.

    • Gender Traitor

      ::considers making self-effacing crack about “in my mirror every morning,” thinks better of it::

      • Mojeaux

        7 years’ bad luck

  42. Pat

    MP Margaret Ferrier pleads guilty to exposing public to Covid

    An MP has pled guilty to breaching Covid rules after travelling by train despite knowing she had the virus.

    Margaret Ferrier spoke in parliament in September 2020 while awaiting the results of a Covid test.

    She then took the train home to Glasgow after being told she had tested positive.

    Ferrier admitted that she had culpably and recklessly exposed the public to the virus ahead of a trial at Glasgow Sheriff Court.

    • AlexinCT

      She should be shamed like Cirsei Lanister made The Mountain shame the annoying sycophantic nun in Game of Thrones…

    • grrizzly

      It’s crazy they are still litigating this today.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    The vast right wing conspiracy is at it again

    Right-wing media figures are fueling outrage against ESG, an acronym for corporate standards and practices related to environment, social, and governance issues that Republican lawmakers and the fossil fuel industry are seeking to turn into a new bogeyman. Conveniently vague, ESG is being misleadingly cast as a tool for “elites” to force a tyrannical agenda on unsuspecting Americans, specifically investors, as part of the far-right “Great Reset” conspiracy theory.

    ——-

    ESG is attracting more and more attention from right-wing media influencers like Elon Musk, Glenn Beck, and James Lindsay. They are part of a growing number of conservative media figures seizing the opportunity to turn ESG into the next battleground in the culture wars, in part by fitting it into the broader “Great Reset” conspiracy theory on social media. As it relates to climate change denial, the Great Reset posits that global elites are using the climate crisis as a pretext to impose economic control on the masses.

    On May 18, Musk took to Twitter, writing, “ESG is a scam. It has been weaponized by phony social justice warriors.” Tesla had just been kicked off of the S&P 500’s ESG index, potentially spelling trouble for the company’s stock value, and Musk was mad. It wasn’t the first time he had touched on the topic, but the media frenzy that followed had everyone asking one question: What is ESG?

    It’s a dirty smear campaign to keep us from saving the world from capitalist oppression.

    • Tundra

      Winter is coming. It should be instructive for a lot of people.

    • Sensei

      Musk is correct. However, when Tesla was an ESG darling he kept his mouth shut.

      • AlexinCT

        When you are getting poon, do you tell the crazy girl she is crazy?

      • R.J.

        Of course! His goal is to make money. If a policy does not interfere with that, fine. Remember how he sued Top Gear for the bad review of his roadster?

      • cyto

        Well, in fairness they did fake bunch of stuff to make it look bad.

      • R.J.

        True.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Media Matters?

      They must be trying to keep the faithful in the flock.

    • Fatty Bolger

      I love how they call “The Great Reset” a conspiracy theory, when it’s an actual initiative started by the WEF.

      As we enter a unique window of opportunity to shape the recovery, this initiative will offer insights to help inform all those determining the future state of global relations, the direction of national economies, the priorities of societies, the nature of business models and the management of a global commons. Drawing from the vision and vast expertise of the leaders engaged across the Forum’s communities, the Great Reset initiative has a set of dimensions to build a new social contract that honours the dignity of every human being.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    ESG stands for “environmental, social, and governance” criteria that companies can meet by developing initiatives and disclosures to appear responsive to environmental concerns, workers’ rights, and other pressing social issues. Independent rating agencies evaluate how well they are managing risks and growth opportunities in these different areas and how that could have material impacts on their performance. For example, a company that provides detailed reporting on its greenhouse gas emissions from direct operations and across its supply chain and has a robust plan to achieve net-zero emissions may be more likely to receive a high ‘E’ score.

    Investors who want to prioritize financial returns but are seeking some level of corporate accountability are increasingly relying on ESG scores to make decisions. ESG investments are on track to exceed $50 trillion by 2025. The big three asset management firms – BlackRock, Vanguard, and State Street, which have sometimes used their shareholder power to support ESG resolutions – are the main villains in the right’s anti-ESG narrative. For example, at Exxon’s annual meeting in 2021, the three firms used their voting power to help activist investors install three directors on the company’s board, with the goal of building out a more aggressive strategy to transition away from fossil fuels.

    Who could object to that? When you’re saving humanity from itself, peaceful coexistence is not an option.

    • AlexinCT

      There is a bunch of criminal minded evil fucks that thinks giving horrible things nice names works to keep it from the idiot low information rubes, and they are right…

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      ESG is a tactic to control public corporations by equity firms through the restriction of access to capital. It’s all enabled by the Fed, of course, and guaranteed to fail in the long run, but also create some very unpleasant results in the short run.

      • AlexinCT

        I hear several state entities that are getting their retirement obligation investments hammered by the low return high ESG bullshit that so many investment funds are coerced into following are now suing the shit out of the ESG cuntes at Blackrock. That’s how you fucking stop them: make it hurt them financially and forcing the behavior to come with the risk of some quality jail time…

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        They only way they can win this battle is to control everyone. Thus the pressure to make all companies conform. It’s Trotskyist thinking dressed up in “capitalist” form. It’s more appropriately called fascism.

        Non-ESG companies that perform well cannot be allowed to exist as counter-examples.

      • AlexinCT

        Comply or be terminated…

        These people are not pursuing a noble cause the wrong way, no. They are evil. Real fucking evil.

    • cyto

      Crowder commenting on being banned from YouTube again.

      By bringing back the interview that got him banned.

      • cyto

        Bonus…. remember how influencing elections is bad?

        They banned him for interviewing…..

        Kari Lake, republican candidate for governor in Arizona.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        That’s what they banned him for?

        JFC

      • cyto

        She has thoughts on the legitimacy of the 2020 election.

        She doubts that Biden was able to win 81 million votes. I mean, dude couldn’t get 1,200 people to come to a rally. (Meanwhile, Trump was pulling 22k in the midst of covid.)

    • PieInTheSky

      are you kidding? have you seen the prices on Japanese whisky

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t have a yen for that.

      • R.J.

        I am guessing they have high import tariffs too.

    • Urthona

      It always to support the mother-effing government.

      Not because booze is awesome.

  45. AlexinCT

    it looks like the spam emails from 3rd world countries that have been saturating my junk email account have gone from a ton of chicks wanting to share time together playing with each other on camera (so they can record you then blackmail you, so never do this shit) that are set to go straight to my junk folder, now also have a couple of phishing emails from guys now offering the same….

    How long before they send me animal offers?

    That’s thinking outside the box right there….

    • PieInTheSky

      you need to wait until catgirls are finally developed

      • AlexinCT

        I hear there are several variants of the animal girl fetishes… Horses, cheetas, and gorilla (my roommate during the one year I was in Ann Arbor doing work on EE/AE master degree bfore going all EE elsewhere) all come to mind…

      • cyto

        Don’t rule 34 that.

  46. The Late P Brooks

    Non-ESG companies that perform well cannot be allowed to exist as counter-examples.

    To be sure, they “make money” but only at the expense of destroying the planet by exploiting natural resources and poisoning brown bodies. Is that what you want as your legacy?

    • AlexinCT

      I can tell you what I don’t want: to go back to being either a serf or a slave in the new world order our globalist masters have planned for us. And the best way to do that is to have enough cash to not have them force me to go live in a fucking pod, eat bugs, and shut the fuck up or pretend I am happy now that my masters have given me this free shit.

  47. AlexinCT

    About that Mar-a-Lago raid the other day: It is the same FBI group behind both the Russia Collusion hoax (Crossfire Hurricane) and that is under criminal investigation by Duhram

    Although the former head of Crossfire Hurricane, Peter Strzok, was fired after the disclosure of his vitriolic anti-Trump tweets, several members of his team remain working in the counterintelligence unit, the sources say, even though they are under active investigation by both Durham and the bureau’s disciplinary arm, the Office of Professional Responsibility. The FBI declined to respond to questions about any role they may be taking in the Mar-a-Lago case.

    In addition, a key member of the Crossfire team – Supervisory Intelligence Analyst Brian Auten – has continued to be involved in politically sensitive investigations, including the ongoing federal probe of potentially incriminating content found on the abandoned laptop of President Biden’s son Hunter Biden, according to recent correspondence between the Senate Judiciary Committee and FBI Director Christopher Wray. FBI whistleblowers have alleged that Auten tried to falsely discredit derogatory evidence against Hunter Biden during the 2020 campaign by labeling it Russian “disinformation,” an assessment that caused investigative activity to cease.

    You don’t say!

    If D.C. is nuked I will mourn the loss of innocent life, and celebrate the fucking death of the corruptocracy.

    • UnCivilServant

      On lazy days I will throw concoctions like that in a bowl and cook it. Those are days even lazier than ordering a pizza…

    • AlexinCT

      That’s Pizza Da Hut!

    • Rebel Scum

      Marco’s already does that. It’s aight.

    • Sean

      I might give one a go.

      Would have been a definite, but the PJ’s in town got closed down.

  48. The Late P Brooks

    Curating the narrative

    In plans shared first with POLITICO, a trio of Democratic groups — Climate Power, the League of Conservation Voters and Future Forward USA Action, a nonprofit backed by several major Democratic donors — is dropping $10 million on a national TV ad campaign to define the legislation in the minds of voters. It’s the largest paid ad effort to bolster the legislation so far, as an array of Democratic groups and candidates kick off a 90-day sprint to promote the package and defy a brutal electoral environment for the party.

    Trust us. This is what you really need and want. We only want what’s best for you. Vote for us.

    • Lord Humungus

      The “Buy a rich person a EV” bill?