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Banjos

Wife of sloopy, mother to three bright, curious, and highly active young girls. Perpetually exhausted.

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  1. Count Potato

    “President Trump announces FBI has RAIDED Mar-a-Lago!!!!11!”

    But the U.S. doesn’t even grow bananas.

    • Count Potato

      “”After working and cooperating with the relevant Government agencies, this unannounced raid on my home was not necessary or appropriate,” he said.”

      Unannounced? Did they forget he’s white?

      • Grosspatzer

        “Did they forget he’s white?”

        Orange is the new black.

      • SDF-7

        I just hope they brought their best rods and lures, might as well go for the best you can when you get together an obvious fishing expedition.

        I expect all the boxes to promptly be sent over to Cheney and Friends (well, political acquaintances… well, people who are using her ruthlessly and will ditch her withered corpse after they suck every last useful political moment out of her…).

    • Count Potato

      “”Hillary Clinton was allowed to delete and acid wash 33,000 E-mails AFTER they were subpoenaed by Congress. Absolutely nothing has happened to hold her accountable. She even took antique furniture, and other items from the White House.”

      Including the W’s from the typewriters?

      • Atanarjuat

        It was kind of hinted at in the song (“need to bring in heat”) but bananas require 14 months of frost-free growth to develop fruit, so even southern Florida probably can’t promise that reliably enough for commercial production.

      • Lackadaisical

        Hotter than demi Lovato’s spoon even.

      • Atanarjuat

        It’s occasionally frustrating not getting a pop culture reference but I prefer to not sully my few remaining brain cells with information about celebrities.

      • Not Adahn

        She OD’d on some drug that turned her trans.

      • DEG

        I guess I should have read the comments before commenting.

    • Count Potato

      “The FBI has said that there was no evidence that the events of that day had been pre-planned”

      “You know, besides by us and other federal agencies.”

      • UnCivilServant

        “None of the events were planned, we just conduct random instrusive searchs on a lark”

        Doesn’t look good that way either.

    • Rat on a train

      Not even in East Atlanta?

    • AlexinCT

      We are living in a fucking banana republic. This makes the whole Watergate debacle look as a joke. The Clintons, Obamas, and Bidens break the law, and the system makes excuses for them – even going so far as to claim there is no crime through lies as the truth says otherwise – but the machine goes at their enemies with made-up shit to protect the machine and the crime syndicate now running our country.

      And this can’t be solved playing by the rules, because the criminals in charge are not only not held to the rules, but protected, no matter the crime, by the very people that are supposed to enforce the rules. If you doubt people willing to do this wouldn’t rig an election, the J6 shit show and this criminal action (all intended to disqualify Trump because they fear the American voter and would have to blatantly steal another election to keep him out), then you are missing the point. They told us they saw Trump as an existential enemy. People that feel that way will do anything to get rid of the threat. And they did in 2020. Blatantly, and overnight. it was so bad that they then needed to follow it up with censorship of anyone daring to question what happened, because they knew any attempt to look into the plethora of problems, would leave no doubt that they stole an election to protect their crime syndicate.

    • Brawndo

      I like Pete Quinones quote; “we’re a banana republic with air conditioning”

      • Sensei

        A/C for now…

  2. The Late P Brooks

    What did Trump’s Secret Service detail do? Hold the door for the FBI agents? Mysteriously all wander off at the right moment, like a mob hit?

    • SDF-7

      Would they be around much? (Maybe a place holder) — he was in Trump Tower in NYC. And I have to assume the Feebs pulled out a search warrant (no surprise they could find a DC judge to sign off on a little deep sea fishing, after all) – so even if there were SS agents there, can’t expect they would do anything else.

    • AlexinCT

      Trump (and his protection) were in NY at the time according to reports. I have no doubt that was part of why it was done when it was done.

    • Tonio

      Even if they were there, the correct response would have been to not interfere with the FBI searching Trump’s possessions provided that the FBI had a search warrant.

      They almost certainly timed this for when he wasn’t at MAR to avoid the possibility of things turning messy. Because, absent an arrest warrant, SS still has a duty to protect their protectee.

      • juris imprudent

        Heard a story once about a conflict at a govt facility between DOE Security and FBI. The DOE demanded that FBI hand over their firearms while in the facility and the FBI balked. Turns out those DOE agents hold a trump card when it comes to nuclear facilities and the FBI had to comply. I would think in terms of presidential security, SS has the same.

      • slumbrew

        I would think in terms of presidential security, SS …

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        holds a trump card

      • Rat on a train

        The humbling can be delicious.
        You can keep your firearms or enter our facility. Your choice. We are authorized to use deadly force to secure this facility.
        I recall working TSCIF security and telling people that I didn’t care what their rank was if they weren’t on the access roster.

  3. robc

    Final* chess olympiad update:

    US tied India 1. Uzbekistan, Armenia, India 2, and Moldova won their final matches.

    Final standings, after tiebreakers applied:

    1. Uzbekistan 19 pts
    2. Armenia 19 pts
    3. India 2 18 pts
    4. India 1 17 pts
    5. USA 17 pts
    6. Moldova 17 pts

    Moldova is mentioned because that was a huge upset to finish that high. They were ranked in the 50s. They only have 1 Grandmaster on their team, the other 4 are International Masters (the 2nd highest category). I am pretty sure their #5 player earned a GM norm in this tournament, so he is closer to being a GM if not one now. He had 5 wins and 3 draws in 9 matches. He played 6 GMs and 2 IMs. He may not have the rating level still to be a GM, but his rating shot way up.

    The #1 player on India 2, which was loaded with young up-and-coming talent, won his first 8 matches and is now ranked in the top 20 in the world. India got multiple teams as host nation. He won’t have to worry about that in the future.

    US was pre-tourney #1 seed, India was #2. So both disappointed a little. Norway was #3 and finished 59th. Having the best player in the history of the universe only gets you so far in a team competition.

    • KK the Ignorant Slut

      Moldovans were clearly doping!

      • juris imprudent

        “It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning.”

      • R.J.

        Got anything about the mossy cave of Aphrodite?

      • Not Adahn

        David Lynch successfully added to Dune canon.

    • straffinrun

      “ Having the best player in the history of the universe”

      Sounds like something Hype would say.

      • robc

        The argument is between Carlsen and Kasparov. Carlsen is the first world champ to grow up in the “can train with computers” era. He plays moves that no one else ever would have played, so I think he trumps Kasparov.

        Plus he plays drunk, in a hot tub, on his phone. I don’t think Kasparov is quite that level.

      • straffinrun

        Your geocentricism will be your downfall.

      • UnCivilServant

        Produce the space alien that plays chess.

      • robc

        Any more advanced species would have solved chess and thus stopped playing.

      • UnCivilServant

        Assumes facts not in evidence.

      • robc

        It is like the Collatz Conjecture.

        It is almost assuredly true, but proving it is freaking hard to impossible.

      • straffinrun

        Or they’d be so advanced that they could figure it out at a glance regardless whether or not they play it.

      • robc

        The sun clearly revolves around the Earth. I dont know what Copernicus, Newton, and Kepler were smoking.

      • UnCivilServant

        “It all depends on your flame of reference.”

      • robc

        I really hope that wasn’t a typo.

      • UnCivilServant

        It was an invitation to further punning.

      • Not Adahn

        He was making a lacist joke.

      • Pope Jimbo

        He was making a lacist joke.

        No supplies there.

      • EvilSheldon

        I mean, if you think Kasparov never played drunk, I don’t know what to tell you. I agree that Magnus is probably the GOAT, though.

      • Not Adahn

        Bobby Fisher played whilst barking mad though.

      • juris imprudent

        He wasn’t even the first American to do that.

      • robc

        Do Russians get drunk?

    • Lackadaisical

      ‘Having the best player in the history of the universe’

      I’ve heard a bit about him, is he really that good?

      • EvilSheldon

        Oh yeah.

      • robc

        By rating, yes.

        Some say there is rating inflation, so that maybe Kasparov or Fisher or somebody would have been higher rated in their day. But chess knowledge builds, and he is standing on the shoulders or giants, as he has all of their games to work forward from. Plus computer training, that they didn’t have. He can train with computers that destroy him. Analysis says he is the player most likely to make the computer move.

        And he is an endgame genius. He can grind out wins from drawn positions and draws from lost positions. You cannot make an endgame error vs him or he will pounce.

        I wasn’t joking about the stuff above. He will play online tourneys on his phone while sitting in his hot tub. Or drunkenly destroy GMs online.

      • robc

        Also he and Hikaru Nakamura, unplanned, pissed off the overly serious chess community in a major tournament last year or the year before.

        They were playing in the final round of the qualifying session, top 8 made playoffs. Carlsen had already clinched #1 spot, Nakamura had clinched #8. They were going to play in first round of playoffs, so neither was going to show anything serious in their match.

        Match went 1. e4 e5. Normal.

        Then on move 2, Carlsen played Ke2, which is the “bong cloud” opening made famous by Nakamura. Nakamura would play it as a joke online. It is an objectively bad opening. Nakamura laughed and played Ke7. The double bong cloud. Carlsen retreated with Ke1. Nakamura retreated with Ke8. They repeated those moves 2 more times and had a draw.

      • Lackadaisical

        That’s funny. I guess you’d only do that if you were high…

      • Negroni Please

        Carlsen is autism done right.

        I’m sure he trained with computers at some point but my understanding is that he hates playing against computers and won’t do it.

      • robc

        There is no point to playing against them. The best have ratings estimates of about 3200, that is 300-400 pts greater than him, he can’t remotely hang with them.

      • Negroni Please

        Not only that but he’s said that playing a computer only makes you worse at chess. Computers don’t play like people so optimizing strategy against a computer leaves you vulnerable to natural moves.

      • Negroni Please

        Jfc. Fuck me. He literally has no other thoughts or memories. He reads no other books. He is the platonic ideal chess master

      • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

        Eh, he’s no Capabanca.

      • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

        Jesus, CapabLanca. Damn lacist L.

  4. straffinrun

    From Philadelphia to Portland to Los Angeles, killings and gun violence are rising

    “From”?

    • Rat on a train

      Mostly peaceful disputes?

  5. Atanarjuat

    Well, since we broke the seal on going after former Presidents, the dirt DeSantis digs up on the multigenerational Biden extortion racket should be illuminating.

    • Atanarjuat

      Or let’s say Trump wins in 2024 (strange but not impossible). He would definitely have cause to dig up dirt on Biden. Too bad the alphabet agencies would resist and stonewall at every turn. Maybe Trump will be vengeful enough to go to war with them.

      I do think this move is essentially an admission that they are afraid Trump can win in 2024.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I do think this move is essentially an admission that they are afraid Trump can win in 2024.

        I don’t. It’s an ongoing debate here whether the government is lashing out in weakened fear because they know they are losing like a cornered rat or, alternatively, are secure in their ascendency over us plebes and are now gleefully moving to next stage of punishing their enemies. I’m in the latter camp.

        There’s no reason to fear Trump winning in 2024. The election was rigged in 2020 and it can easily be done again. Many of us watched the ballot count somehow decrease for Trump in VA in realtime on live TV. That’s beyond banana republic brazen, far more than this Mar Lago raid, and the nation yawned. They’ll just do the same if needed with DeSantis presidency. If DeSantis wins, it’s only because he was allowed to and won’t rock the system.

      • juris imprudent

        If DeSantis wins, it’s only because he was allowed to and won’t rock the system.

        Allowed by WHOM exactly?

      • AlexinCT

        The gatekeepers… The very ones that are destroying the republic because they fear that orange guy you so dislike from coming back and wrecking their plans like he did the last time.

      • juris imprudent

        Are you the Key Master?

        C’mon name some names and stop with the hand-waving about shadowy figures.

      • UnCivilServant

        They’re not shadowy, they’re working in broad daylight, we just don’t have the thousands of names.

      • juris imprudent

        Well let me help you, Trump named the GA Secretary of State and Governor, both Republicans.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Allowed by those who control the voting process, especially the vote counters. Those vote counters and equipment doesn’t spontaneously organize itself on voting days, right? There has to be some sort of control over the voting process. We got a a glimpse of that control with that whole emergency zoom session on election night to “fortify the election”. Following that meeting, counting was paused in key states. Then those who counted the votes followed their orders.

        The whole thing was done in the open. We’ve been over the different methods in detail and ad nauseum as it was happening. I won’t recap here other than there being multiple videos of paper ballots being electronically counted for Biden that weren’t marked for Biden. Other places ran whole stacks of votes for Biden through the counting machine, retrieved them, and ran the stacks through again up to five times. And of course watching the vote count for Trump going down in VA on live tv. Other Glibs saw that as well and I still haven’t heard any hint of explanation for how the ballot count could decease that wasn’t fraud. Well, other than “who you are going to believe, me or your lying eyes”.

      • juris imprudent

        I see, so what you see on TV is reality? Chauncey Gardner, is that you?

        50 fucking states run vote counting, and every one is part of a corrupt bargain?

        Zuck’s big lie now is that the money was spread all around, when in fact it was highly targeted. The money went where it would have the most impact and potentially cost Trump the win. I also have no trouble believing a LOT of people really did vote against Trump. The problem I’ve always had with this was that the fraud only delivered a Biden win, not a Democratic wave. OK, that’s possible, but why bother with just that? Particularly if you have an all powerful conspiracy to overthrow the true electoral system?

      • Not Adahn

        50 fucking states run vote counting, and every one is part of a corrupt bargain?

        That’s completely unnecessary. Not only do you not need 50 states, you don’t need fifty cities. And there doesn’t need to be a corrupt bargain between them if they go into the job with a common goal. Spontaneous order is real.

      • juris imprudent

        He’s not claiming spontaneous order – I’d be better with that by a long ways.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I see, so what you see on TV is reality? Chauncey Gardner, is that you?

        Yes, to directly answer your question, I would expect the official vote counts being displayed across every major tv network to reflect reality.

        I have no idea why anyone would think it’s okay for the official vote count being shown to the voting populace to not reflect the actual vote count. This mismatch between presentation and reality is one of the fundamental aspects of those banana republics that even bother with the charade of voting.

      • tarran

        They’re weak.

        Strong people don’t behave this way.

        The problem they have is that most of the country hates the elements of the Fed gov that they have interactions with. Even my progressive wife sounds like an anarchocapitalist when she talks about regulation of the insurance industry.

        The genius of the founders was in creating a set of institutions where if their officers did their jobs adequately with the properties that ensured that if a critical mass of people felt they were being oppressed, they could alter the course of the institutions to a less oppressive direction without having to destroy them.

        That’s why the U.S. government has persisted so long despite being oppressive and predatory during its entire existence. When the government rises above a certain level of predation or oppression, it triggers a political reaction that results in the oppressed getting into the system and altering its course to oppress them less.

        IMHO, the rise of information technology allowed the government to really ramp up the predation and oppression faster than the corrective feedback could kick in. The government’s OODA loop became much much faster than the unwashed masses. And once the corrective feedback started to kick in, the government’s advantage on the OODA loop front allowed them to suppress or coopt each movement trying to correct them. That’s why they appear ascendant right now.

        But there is another feedback loop. Fascism doesn’t work. Fascism impoverishes all elements of society. Thus the host (the unwashed masses) is less able to supply nourishing blood to the parasite (the government). This increases poiitical disconent while also disharmonizing the various factions inside the government. A prosperous society could afford boondogles like green energy and free health care simultaneously. A struggling society can afford neither on its own. So rather than the factions working in concert to loot the unwashed masses for their mutual benefit, the factions instead start fighting each other for bigger slices of the pie.

        In the 1980’s everyone thought the Soviet Union would be around for centuries, when in fact they were less than a decade away from collapse. The U.S. government is in a similar boat.

        I encourage everyone to encourage the people you interact with to envision ignoring or disobeying federal dictats. Because that sort of mass disobedience is going to be what saves us.

      • Sensei

        Even my progressive wife sounds like an anarchocapitalist when she talks about regulation of the insurance industry.

        Although that almost entirely state regulated.

      • Brawndo

        Isn’t there a saying about people are most conservative when it comes to issues they know the most about?

      • Plisade

        “Even my progressive wife sounds like an anarchocapitalist when she talks about regulation of the insurance industry.”

        Tell her about the Gell-Mann Effect and maybe you can flip her…

        “The Gell-Mann Effect, also called the Gell-Mann Amnesia Effect describes the phenomenon of an expert believing news articles on topics outside of their field of expertise even after acknowledging that articles written in the same publication that are within the expert’s field of expertise are error-ridden and full of misunderstanding.”

      • slumbrew

        Media carries with it a credibility that is totally undeserved. You have all experienced this, in what I call the Murray Gell-Mann Amnesia effect. (I call it by this name because I once discussed it with Murray Gell-Mann, and by dropping a famous name I imply greater importance to myself, and to the effect, than it would otherwise have.)

        Briefly stated, the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect works as follows. You open the newspaper to an article on some subject you know well. In Murray’s case, physics. In mine, show business. You read the article and see the journalist has absolutely no understanding of either the facts or the issues. Often, the article is so wrong it actually presents the story backward-reversing cause and effect. I call these the “wet streets cause rain” stories. Paper’s full of them.

        In any case, you read with exasperation or amusement the multiple errors in a story-and then turn the page to national or international affairs, and read with renewed interest as if the rest of the newspaper was somehow more accurate about far-off Palestine than it was about the story you just read. You turn the page, and forget what you know.

        That is the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect. I’d point out it does not operate in other arenas of life. In ordinary life, if somebody consistently exaggerates or lies to you, you soon discount everything they say. In court, there is the legal doctrine of falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus, which means untruthful in one part, untruthful in all.

        But when it comes to the media, we believe against evidence that it is probably worth our time to read other parts of the paper. When, in fact, it almost certainly isn’t. The only possible explanation for our behavior is amnesia.

        WHY SPECULATE?
        A talk by Michael Crichton

      • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

        I agree with this. These aren’t the signs of a truly powerful actor, but rather the death throws of a dying ideology.

      • DEG

        I can’t see the FBI doing DeSantis’ or Trump’s bidding.

      • juris imprudent

        Well they shouldn’t be doing anyone’s bidding. Investigate violations of the law, period and get the fuck out of counter-intel.

      • DEG

        If we’re going to go with “should”, the FBI shouldn’t exist.

    • R C Dean

      At this point, any Repub who takes the White House and isn’t a lefty sock puppet is guaranteed 4 years of harassment and non-cooperation by the FBI/DOJ/Intel complex. There will be no dirt dug up on Biden after they do their little prop forma tax thing with Hunter.

      • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

        I think it really depends on if his own party is also fighting him.

  6. Count Potato

    “Democratic Washington Rep. Pramila Jayapal, chair of the House Progressive Caucus, argued that the raid is a step toward accountability.

    “That’s what happens when you break the law, try to steal an election, and incite a deadly insurrection,” she wrote on Twitter. “Donald Trump should be in jail. I’m glad to see the FBI taking steps towards accountability.”

    DEADLY INSURRECTION!!!!

    • Swiss Servator

      I am sure she hasn’t prejudged this case of….? Perhaps she can explain what laws were broken then?

      • straffinrun

        Innocent unless proven Trumpy.

      • AlexinCT

        The fucking sad reality is that this seems to be the standard….

        There is neither something rational (unless you go with a crime syndicate trying to protect is criminal activities) nor something intellectually honest about these people’s derangement towards this guy. He seems to live rent free in their crazy minds, and they can’t let him move out…

      • Rat on a train

        Have patience. You don’t know what you are going to catch when you cast your line.

      • AlexinCT

        It is a desperate fishing expedition…

        And when they find nothing they will be left having to invent something. Like another Russia collusion thing…

      • juris imprudent

        She has her man, she’ll find the crime.

    • Rebel Scum

      A deadly “insurrection” in which the government killed a few protesters. . .

    • Gustave Lytton

      That turd Jaypal wasn’t born in this country, wasn’t raised here, and has zero business being a US congresswoman.

  7. robc

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    • SDF-7

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    • Tundra

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    • Grosspatzer

      Daily Quordle 197
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    • Grummun

      4 5
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  8. straffinrun

    Yeah, yeah, I know. But, I fully understand the desire of libertarians to say to the thin blue line Republicans, “Can’t say we didn’t tell you.”

    • EvilSheldon

      Since there is no way out of this mess other than the wholesale destruction of the federal law enforcement apparatus, erasing the Thin Blue Line off the GOP is fairly important.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Yes

        That needs to be hammered home at every opportunity.

        The alternative is far worse.

      • Lackadaisical

        The question becomes can you do that without those people going over to the Democrats instead?

      • Urthona

        The problem here is that one party is the pro-government party. Which side are government employees all gonna be on?

        You almost need to use some subtlety and guile here to clear out the worst people and parts. . But Trump definitely does not have that.

      • R.J.

        You are onto something there. As government employees grow in numbers, and vote, you end up with a permanent group that votes their interest, which is always pro-government. Hence the perma-block of votes for Democrats. But how much of that bloc is government employees? 10%? 20%?

      • Urthona

        I’ll eat my hat if Republicans do anything about the FBI.

      • Swiss Servator

        Does a scolding and wagging a finger count as “doing something”?

      • DEG

        Good point.

        In my mind, no.

        Abolishing the FBI and replacing it with nothing is all that counts.

      • Lord Humungus

        A hat made out of taco shells? Yes please!

  9. The Late P Brooks

    David Axelrod, former White House adviser in the Obama administration, said on social media that Garland “would not have authorized this raid, and no federal judge would have signed off on it, if there weren’t significant evidence to warrant it.”

    Sure, Dave.

    “Why would they arrest him if he’s not guilty? They don’t just go around arresting people for the fun of it.”

    • straffinrun

      It’s a self licking ice cream cone, Jack.

    • Rat on a train

      Trump is so clearly guilty that he should be thankful that they bother with courtesies like warrants and investigations instead of proceeding directly to verdict.

    • WTF

      Now do the warrants for spying on the Trump campaign over the Russia collusion hoax.

  10. Count Potato

    “If you read through that entire report, the AP cites statistics and provides quotes from various officials in five cities. Take a look at this list of names and see if you notice anything in common. Portland, Seattle, Los Angeles, Philadelphia, and Baltimore are all cited. It should come as no surprise to most of our readers that these are all cities that were subjected to violent BLM riots during the Summer of Love and all of them later attempted to “defund the police” in various ways.”

    Too bad BLM wanted to “defund the police” not legalize drugs. If it weren’t for enforcing drug laws, and the violent crime caused by prohibition, there would be more than enough cops.

    • Atanarjuat

      Now crime rates are up in each of those cities, particularly violent crime rates. Response times are up and case closure rates are down.

      As they used to write at TOS, reviving the old tradition of private eyes for solving crimes and privatizing roads (and therefore traffic enforcement) would help immensely.

      • robc

        What about thief takers?

      • Atanarjuat

        Never heard of them. The Wiki article was heavy on the corrupt aspects of the system, but I’m still against the state monopoly on criminal justice.

      • Lackadaisical

        ‘An original gallows ticket for viewing the hanging of one of the most notorious thief-takers Jonathan Wild with his “Thief-Taker General” emblem design on the top was executed for operating on both sides of the law’

        Sounds like a system that worked better than our current one already.

      • R C Dean

        I miss coherent, English sentences.

      • Lackadaisical

        Haha, it is terribly worded and seems to be missing a comma at one crucial point. It would work much better as two sentences.

    • Nephilium

      Local news has been talking about the trouble that the Cleveland police are having in hiring new recruits. Not much sympathy for them from me.

    • invisible finger

      Makes you wonder if BLM isn’t a front organization for the larger street gangs.

      • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

        Wonder?

    • DEG

      Too bad BLM wanted to “defund the police” not legalize drugs.

      One of the NH BLM chapters actually talked about ending marijuana prohibition. I was… shocked.

  11. Trigger Hippie

    I guess WP decided to assign me a random avatar.

    Not sure what to think of it.

    • UnCivilServant

      I… I think you should change it.

    • straffinrun

      Drunk, I’d give it an 8.

      • Not Adahn

        Living in the land of tentacle porn has affected you.

      • AlexinCT

        BAZINGA!

      • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

        English 5.

    • Tonio

      Interesting. Could be related to the update. LMK if you have trouble changing that.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      HAWT

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Though the report does not expect increases quite so large, rising prices would still hurt the Biden administration, which in recent weeks has sought to capitalize on the drop in prices and play up actions it has taken to increase oil supply.

    White House officials have pointed in particular to President Joe Biden’s March decision to release 180 million barrels of oil from the U.S. emergency stockpile, which they said likely caused prices to drop by some 40 cents per gallon.

    “I may have accidentally burned your garage down, but that shovel I borrowed last summer didn’t get burned up.”

    • straffinrun

      Just for you.

      What do you call a cicada that ran out of Viagra?

      Semi flaccid.

      • Sensei

        寒い!

        But I like a good bilingual dad joke.

    • slumbrew

      His wife, an S.S. double agent and an American socialite

      This is why I give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Not sure what to think of it.

    It kind of makes you look like George Jetson’s maid.

  14. Drake

    I get that the deep state wants to destroy Trump anyone else not vetted through them (via Epstein island previously). But they are too stupid to realize they are also destroying what little faith in the system normal people had.

    What makes it even more bizarre is that if the ruling class is successful in discrediting the old system, the people will no longer have restraint. It is the lingering trust in the system, the desire to vote harder, that prevents January 6th from spreading to every state capital in the country. These efforts by the ruling class to burn it all down can only lead to one end for them. The FBI raiding Trump’s house convinced a lot of people that the system is now too far gone to save with an election.

    • WTF

      The problem being that around half of the country is not only fine with it but is actively cheering it on.

    • Lackadaisical

      They’re banking on the fact that historically most revolts failed.

      Grab the system while you can and then you almost sure your survival.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    The FBI raiding Trump’s house convinced a lot of people that the system is now too far gone to save with an election.

    NPR should rush out and do another poll about political violence. See how strong “faith in the system” is.

  16. Rebel Scum

    President Trump announces FBI has RAIDED Mar-a-Lago!!!!11!

    I stay away from the news for a few days and we go full banana republic.

    • Swiss Servator

      “go” or “confirm status as”?

    • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

      Well, we are Rock/Banana now.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    “What are we looking for? I’ll tell you, when we find it.”

    It’s not entirely clear why the FBI targeted Mar-a-Lago. Trump, who was not there, predictably characterized the search as a Democratic hit job. But the feds were apparently searching for classified records Trump stashed in Palm Beach after leaving the White House. He has already returned some files that the National Archives said belonged to the government, but Bloomberg News and the New York Times reported that the raid was focused on records he might have kept.

    Theft of government records is the least of Trump’s legal worries, however. Attorney General Merrick Garland appears to be finally bringing the full weight of federal law enforcement to bear on the former president. Depending on how aggressively Garland pursues Trump for the attempted coup that he and his co-conspirators tried to engineer after he lost the 2020 presidential election, the list of criminal charges could include seditious conspiracy, conspiracy to defraud the US and obstruction of official proceedings.

    “Conspiracy” is what the feds charge you with when they can’t prove you committed a crime.

    • Rat on a train

      Police: We have a warrant for your arrest.
      Prole: On what charges?
      Police: We’ll decide after we interrogate you, ransack your home and workplace, collect your financial records, and any other actions we deem necessary.

    • R C Dean

      “It’s not entirely clear why the FBI targeted Mar-a-Lago”

      I think it’s quite clear, myself.

  18. Rebel Scum

    The official word so far that the FBI raided Donald Trump’s compound at Mar-a-Lago looking for classified documents stands in sharp contrast to the way the bureau and Justice Department acted seven years ago when similar questions arose about Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s email.

    What difference, at this point, does it make?

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Garland’s choices in the months ahead will have momentous consequences. His correct course of action would be to demonstrate that no president is above the law and indict Trump. As the Jan. 6 committee hearings have already demonstrated, Trump and his team were awash in crimes — including creating slates of false electors to be used in an attempt to overturn the 2020 presidential vote and pressuring former Vice President Mike Pence to withhold certification of the 2020 election. The Justice Department has convened a grand jury to investigate both of those efforts.

    Trump also incited the violent insurrection that took place on Jan. 6, and he did nothing to stop a mob he knew to be armed until after it stormed the Capitol, endangering federal legislators and the police protecting them. He has shown little remorse for the damage he set in motion before, during and after Jan. 6, and his statement about the Mar-a-Lago raid was littered with unhinged distractions his political base will lap up.

    We can save a lot of time and money if we just go ahead and lynch him now.

    • MikeS

      Jeebus. So, not only was the mob armed, but now Trump knew they were armed? Every week the bullshit gets deeper and deeper.

  20. Atanarjuat

    Trump-endorsed candidate Joe Kent overtakes Rep. Jamie Herrera-Buetler in Washington state primary, if it holds, the 7th (of 10) Republicans who voted to impeach Trump will be ousted.

    Does anyone know how true this is? If so a RINO is replacing a RINO.

    Kent admits he was (is) in the CIA on a podcast.

    The CIA is a corrupt Deep State organization that pushes America into endless wars. Whistleblowers reveal the elites store blackmail on all their agents in order to control them for life. There is no such thing as ex-CIA.

    According to Kent, the CIA can create “a totally new life” for its agents. Now, just in time to run for congress, Joe Kent “quits” the CIA to move to Washington and is immediately launched into the national limelight. Meanwhile, candidates in the district and across the country running against the same class of impeachment Republicans get nowhere near the same levels of attention. It’s almost as if the role was prepared for him.

    Joe Kent is controlled opposition working for the Deep State.

    • EvilSheldon

      I can safely say that this is nonsense.

      • Not Adahn

        ES is a fed confirmed.

  21. straffinrun

    Hoping someone inside the FBI goes whistleblower despite the fact that Trump didn’t pardon any of them.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    In the end, though, Garland’s primary responsibilities aren’t gauging what kind of jury pool he might encounter or how an indictment will ripple across MAGA-land. The American democratic experiment is at stake, and Garland’s core duty is to charge Trump for the crimes he committed and then let the judicial process run its course.

    The cartoon villain must be brought to justice.

    The pantomime dragon is foreordained to die at the hands of the virtuous knight. Justice and Truth demand it.

      • juris imprudent

        Oh, so Preet will be handling this case?

    • Urthona

      What crimes would those be?

      • Not Adahn

        CRIMES AGAINST DEMOKRASEE!

    • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

      I think you mean “Just Us demands it.”

  23. Rebel Scum

    Rent Control Backfiring Against California Renters

    Totally unforeseeable that price controls do not work.

    • Atanarjuat

      *at the stated goal. They work great at creating concentrated winners and dispersed losers.

      And Cindy Lauper went to court “to get her $3,250 rent lowered to $508 for a suite in a building where some units rent for $10,000. The judge said she was being too ambitious, but the singer, whose hits include ‘Girls Just Want to Have Fun,’ still came away with permission to pay only $989.”

      • invisible finger

        Money changes everything.

        (And yes, I know that was originally done by The Brains.)

    • UnCivilServant

      But were they fully automatic rounds as well?

    • AlexinCT

      What the fuck is high capacity ammunition?

      Are we talking about cluster bombs or fuel air explosives? is this some kind of MIRVed component?

      The fuck is it with idiots writing this shit?

      • Lackadaisical

        They’re just prepping us for more AI generated articles.

    • Rat on a train

      Don’t Hollywood magazines require high-capacity ammunition?

      • AlexinCT

        A-Team clips? The ones that never run out of ammo?

    • WTF

      Alonalayoff was charged with possession of an assault firearm and two counts of possession of a high-capacity magazine

      So the only charges were for having a rifle with certain banned cosmetic features, and two magazines that hold more than 10 rounds. Precisely the kinds of things SCOTUS recently said were unconstitutional.

      • Sensei

        It’s NJ we have to let the process work.

        Which is likely to happen in roughly 10 years at the earliest.

      • Not Adahn

        Alone a layoff? That’s not actually a name.

  24. Tundra

    Good morning, Banjos!

  25. Pope Jimbo

    Merrick Garland has gone from “the guy who got jobbed out of a seat on the Supreme Court” to “thank doG that fucking hack didn’t get onto the Supreme Court guy”.

    Is he evil or spineless?

    • AlexinCT

      Embrace the power of :AND” your holiness…

      Garland is a scumbag. And an angry one that feels he is justified in causing damage to those that blocked him from being on the SCOTUS court.

    • EvilSheldon

      The two are not mutually exclusive…

    • Tonio

      Why not the both?

      • Not Adahn

        Alright, what is this embed tag? I tried using it on the “write your own html” view and it looked pretty borked on the “highlight and click buttons” view.

    • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

      I don’t think much of Cocaine Mitch, but I am starting to think he knew some shit about Garland.

    • SDF-7

      At this point, anything beyond “President Biden demanded to know who turned the channel from MeTV before Matlock” is pretty unbelievable.

  26. Pope Jimbo

    Won’t anyone think of the poor, poor renters*?

    Statewide, evictions averaged 600 a week in June. That’s 73 percent above the pre-pandemic average, according to court filings compiled by Princeton University’s Eviction Lab. Most of those filings were in Hennepin County.

    Tell us what you know about who is being evicted and which communities are being most affected?
    So these are Black families. I want to be very clear about that. These are Black and Indigenous families with children, who are working families. And as we know, wages are not keeping up with the huge increases that we’ve seen in rent.

    What’s your sense of the reasons why so many people are being evicted?
    So we had a really robust rental assistance program that came with our American Rescue Plan allocation, and then it came to an end.

    Now, during the last [legislative] session, our governor put together a bonding package that had millions of dollars for rental assistance available. However, as we all know, that bonding package was not approved. And so there’s still a lot of money out there for this, but we’re not getting it.

    * I am calling them renters even though they are failing to pay rent (the primary requirement of a person who wants to be a renter)

    • Tonio

      Tenants.

      • Grumbletarian

        Squatters.

    • Rat on a train

      What’s your sense of the reasons why so many people are being evicted?
      They aren’t paying rent?

    • AlexinCT

      CAKE!

      • Plisade

        “A White House official said it was not notified about the search.”

        Gimme a break.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        By that they mean Kamala and Joe had no clue, which I can believe since they’re not running anything.

        But I’ll bet good money that Susan Rice knew.

      • Pope Jimbo

        We haven’t heard from her for a while.

      • MikeS

        She’s been busy running the country.

      • UnCivilServant

        They weren’t notified because they ordered it, so no notification required.

    • Atanarjuat

      Lots of Ukraine flags and pictures of a triumphant-looking Hillary Clinton. Checks out.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Too early in the morning for Democratic Underground.

      • juris imprudent

        I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

      • Not Adahn

        That… is apparently some really good paint.

  27. AlexinCT

    Gas prices to rise back to $4.35 a gallon, Goldman Sachs forecasts

    I call bullshit.

    We will be lucky if it ONLY goes that high. The élite have made it clear tat they only want people that can afford expensive but useless green solutions to be able to move freely. I guess they are taking a page from the olden days of marxist nations where the best way to control a population is to restrict their ability to move freely. And keeping the plebes unable to afford gas to go anywhere makes them easier to control.

  28. Rebel Scum

    This is not a real war.

    VIDEO: American actor Jessica Chastain meets Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky in Kyiv.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      OMFG, I knew she was a self-absorbed, self-important twat, but this is Steven Seagal-level, over the top idiocy.

      • slumbrew

        I knew she was a self-absorbed, self-important twat

        You could just go with “actor”.

      • Sensei

        Queue up Team America’s Alec Baldwin puppet.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Why, O Lord, was this not the exact moment where your grace guided a Russian missile directly into that meeting room?

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Gas would have to drop another fifty cents to get to $4.35, here.

    • Rat on a train

      Yikes. It peaked at $4.99 here. A benefit of living in a semi-free state.

  30. Rebel Scum

    This smarmy weasel sometimes says the right things.

    Democrats want to make the IRS larger than the Pentagon, the State Department, the FBI, and the Border Patrol combined.

    That’s a terrible idea. We should abolish the IRS!

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Eh, does he really believe that though.

    • Lackadaisical

      There is no way he really believes that.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I think he lost the beat too.

      He still brags about Operation Warp Speed and the vax.

  31. Rebel Scum

    This is udderly ridiculous.

    WEF agenda in full swing…

    Ireland to cull cows to reduce greenhouse gas emissions. For every 10,000 cows culled, the Department for Agriculture in Ireland estimates 45,000t of carbon dioxide equivalent would be cut from the atmosphere.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Plans from the Food Vision Dairy Group show they want the Irish government to compensate farmers up to €5000 per animal to cull their cows.

      The influential report is making the recommendations to ‘directly reduce agricultural activity’ and reduce greenhouse gas emissions. For every 10,000 cows culled, the Department for Agriculture in Ireland estimate 45,000t of carbon dioxide equivalent would be cut from the atmosphere. The current TB scheme puts the value of a dairy cow at €4300 for compensation – however others in the sector want a payment over €5000 to account for reduced future earnings.

      So still a “plan”, but ponder the insanity of spending capital to destroy productive assets.

      • juris imprudent

        What capital, aren’t those tax dollars at work?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’s antihuman insanity.

    • Rat on a train

      Not my Irish butter!

    • juris imprudent

      Estimates? You need to get precise measurements. Now stand behind that cow all day with a gas sensor.

    • Pope Jimbo

      How much carbon dioxide will we cut by killing elephants, rhinos and whales? Or horses?

      • Count Potato

        They want to cull people. It’s not like they’ve been keeping it a secret.

    • Count Potato

      That’s totally fucking insane.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Never enough

    The landmark climate legislation passed by the Senate after months of wrangling and weakening by fossil-fuel friendly Democrats will lead to more harm than good, according to frontline community groups who are calling on Joe Biden to declare a climate emergency.

    ——-

    But the bill makes a slew of concessions to the fossil fuel industry, including mandating drilling and pipeline deals that will harm communities from Alaska to Appalachia and the Gulf coast and tie the US to planet-heating energy projects for decades to come.

    “Once again, the only climate proposal on the table requires that the communities of the Gulf south bear the disproportionate cost of national interests bending a knee to dirty energy – furthering the debt this country owes to the South,” said Colette Pichon Battle from Taproot Earth Vision (formerly Gulf Coast Center for Law & Policy).

    “Solving the climate crisis requires eliminating fossil fuels, and the Inflation Reduction Act simply does not do this,” said Steven Feit, senior attorney at the Center for International Environmental Law (Ciel).

    ——-

    A cost-benefit analysis by the Climate Justice Alliance (CJA), which represents a wide range of urban and rural groups nationwide, concludes that the strengths of the IRA are outweighed by the bill’s weaknesses and threats posed by the expansion of fossil fuels and unproven technologies such as carbon capture and hydrogen generation – which the bill will incentivise with billions of dollars of tax credits that will mostly benefit oil and gas.

    “Climate investments should not be handcuffed to corporate subsidies for fossil fuel development and unproven technologies that will poison our communities for decades,” said Juan Jhong-Chung from the Michigan Environmental Justice Coalition, a member of the CJA.

    You don’t compromise in a Holy War.

    • Urthona

      That’s what I was thinking exactly. The bill isn’t radical enough.

    • slumbrew

      Blood for the Blood Green God!

      • Swiss Servator

        Kill them all…let Gaia sort them out.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Gone from a nice sunny day to a red hellscape. Perception is reality.

  33. Not an Economist

    Just to bring something a little lighter, here is a story about Michael Jordan — at the height of his physical powers — got beat one on one in basketball by a 16 year old kid. And Jordan was trying to win. There might be an extenuating circumstance but still Michael Jordan got beat in one on one basket ball by a 16 year old kid.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    People vs Fossil Fuels, a national coalition of more than 1,200 organisations from all 50 states, recently delivered a petition with more than 500,000 signatures to the White House calling on Biden to declare a climate emergency, which would unlock new funds for urgently needed climate adaptation in hard-hit communities, and use executive actions to stop the expansion of fossil fuels.

    Siqiniq Maupin, executive director of Sovereign Iñupiat for a Living Arctic, said: “This new bill is genocide, there is no other way to put it. This is a life or death situation and the longer we act as though the world isn’t on fire around us, the worse our burns will be. Biden has the power to prevent this, to mitigate the damage.”

    Genocide? It’s matricide! They’re killing Mother Earth!

    *weeps*

    • Tundra

      Oh, it’s a death cult all right.

    • rhywun

      OFFS.

      And in other news, a million kindergartners just sent a petition to the White House demanding more milk and cookies during recess.

    • Lord Humungus

      >>needed climate adaptation

      like air conditioners for poor people in the southwest?

  35. robodruid

    I am seriously trying to understand what sort of document Trump would have had that would justify this response.
    Only thing i can think of would be some intelligence that would show that the Russia BS was BS.

    • Urthona

      Everyone already knows the Russian BS was BS and if Trump had such a document he would clearly not know it. Otherwise he’d just reveal it, right?

      I dunno. It’s weird. I don’t get the whole “important documents” schtick. What could be so important?

      • robodruid

        It’s a copy of something they already have.
        ?

      • Not Adahn

        It’s something they need to plant.

      • juris imprudent

        You’ve got tin-foil lining that chapeau, don’t you?

      • R C Dean

        These are the same people that pushed the Russian Conspiracy claim for years, despite knowing it was fraudulent, and backed it up with falsified evidence to a FISA court.

        So, I wouldn’t put it past them, and wouldn’t rule it out of hand.

      • juris imprudent

        Or you go total tin-foil-hat, and it’s not what Trump had, it’s what they just planted!

      • WTF

        Except these darn crazy conspiracy theories keep coming true.

      • AlexinCT

        These are documents that Trump declassified. These are documents that PROVE there was an FBI/CIA/DHS/DOJ agenda to go after him on information they KNEW was bullshit. They were declassified and Trump ordered they be released, but the various agencies involved slow walked that order until they could stop complying with it after they fortified the 2020 election. Trump kept his own copies so he could release them if they ever went after him with these bullshit claims again. This raid was about removing those documents from him so they could avoid that scenario playing out. So I now suspect some new Russia collusion shit is about to be dropped because they HAVE to disqualify this guy from running or the crime syndicate Obama created from the weaponized US bureaucracy will have to resort to assassinating another US president to keep their racket safe.

      • Urthona

        So why not just release them himself then?

      • AlexinCT

        As I commented below, declassified documents would STILL have to go through a review process that would redact sensitive information before making them public. The big fight between Trump and the various agencies was that after his order to declassify the documents these crooks then redacted all the details that proved they had known they were acting on pure lies and behaving criminally. When trump ordered them to change the redactions they kept slow walking it until they fortified the 2020 election. The need to release the documents with redactions that didn’t hide their criminality went away after that. But the unredacted copies Trump kept would still be a problem if he went scorched earth when they decided to just go after him (the one scenario where I think he wouldn’t care about the legal implications of releasing unredacted documents).

      • juris imprudent

        Please realize Trump never ordered a damn thing. That was his gross failure at running the govt. He talked (and tweeted) shit but didn’t follow through.

      • AlexinCT

        Actually it is documented that he ordered the release of these documents and the machine just played it for time…

      • AlexinCT
      • juris imprudent

        he agreed in the final minutes of the presidency

        You issue pardons on your way out the door, not instructions for work that you SHOULD KNOW won’t be done.

    • Nephilium

      It’s a receipt from the Ukraine payments to the Bidens!

      • Swiss Servator

        HE PAID IN PIEROGIS!!!!!!!!!!!

  36. The Late P Brooks

    At what point will we be deemed to have committed an act of war against Russia?

    The Pentagon announced Monday that the US has sent anti-radar missiles for Ukrainian aircraft to target Russian radar systems, marking the first time the Defense Department has acknowledged sending the previously undisclosed missile to Ukraine.

    Colin Kahl, the under secretary of defense for policy, said at a press briefing that the US had sent “a number” of the missiles without specifying how many the US has provided or when they were sent. Kahl did not explicitly say what type of anti-radiation missile was sent.
    A defense official told CNN the type of missile sent was the AGM-88 High-Speed Anti-Radiation Missile (HARM).
    Produced by Raytheon, HARMs have a range in excess of 30 miles, according to the US Air Force, making them one of the longer-range weapons the US has provided to Ukraine. The missiles can be used to target Russian anti-aircraft radar systems, such as the S-400, which have made it very difficult for the Ukrainian Air Force to operate over large swaths of Ukrainian airspace. The missiles can also target Russian counter-battery radars, which Russia uses to target Ukrainian artillery.

    When will the Russians start attacking arms shipments bound for Ukraine?

    • Not Adahn

      Dunno. Did we go after China for supplying arms to the NVA?

    • Swiss Servator

      They do not have much ability to do that, or they just might have.

    • Lord Humungus

      something something Gulf of Tonkin

    • R C Dean

      When will the Russians start attacking arms shipments bound for Ukraine?

      When they think they can win an expanded war. Attacking those shipments at sea would likely lead to the extinction of the Russian fleet (at least, any that weren’t in port). Attacking those shipments coming by land through Europe would mean attacking Poland, etc. directly. The Russians have their hands full with the Ukrainians. There’s not a lot they can do about those arms shipments until they cross the Ukrainian border.

  37. AlexinCT

    So any truth to the rumors going around that the FBI MAL raid was to take back documents Trump had declassified that proved there was a deep state plot against him, but that the agencies ordered to declassify and disseminate slow walked, and then later, never released, so that Trump would not be able to use these documents to prove the malfeasance of the crime syndicate Obama created and was hoping to hand over to Hillary to finish?

    • Urthona

      I mean nope. Trump would just dump all the documents to the public already. What would he be holding them for?

      • Not Adahn

        He only knows how to work twitter from the app that someone else installed on his phone?

      • AlexinCT

        Even if they are declassified, just dumping documents could result in legal action if the machine claims that in the process he disclosed methods or compromised people, which would be criminally prosecutable. There would have to be redactions, but the redactions themselves would be challenged. Especially if he had to redact information that proved his case. Dumping the docs outright was never an option, because the system put protections in place to punish anyone doing that.

      • Urthona

        Except you’re claiming the documents prove the system is corrupt. The justification would win out.

      • AlexinCT

        That’s a real bad assumption to make… Especially since it would give the machine the very excuse it wants to disqualify Trump. This isn’t a fight to prove who is right or wrong (good or evil) but one where the machine needs any excuse possible to take Trump out. I am not going to be surprised if there is an assassination attempt on Trump in the very near future. This guy is that much of an existential threat to the machine (because he is a loose cannon that represent the people that know the state is corrupted and needs to be dismantled as it can’t be saved/repaired).

      • Urthona

        Is he though? What did he really do that was so dangerous to the system? The system seems like it’s doing just fine to me.

        Also, if Trump really had documents that implicate those people and didn’t reveal them he’s an utter coward and piece of shit.

      • AlexinCT

        He forced the system to expose itself as a weaponized political crime syndicate? The biggest damage he caused was to the machine’s ability to lie to people and have the vast majority of them just go along with it. At least half of the country now knows these fuckers are evil.

      • juris imprudent

        No, because if he declassified them – redacted or entirely – while he was president that action was unreproachable. The president is the ultimate classification authority, and all is derived from that.

      • Urthona

        Plus….. I think about it this way.

        Is the FBI ever gonna really release documents that implicate itself?

        Hell no.

        Trump would have a moral obligation to release them. Now. Legal retaliation be damned.

        I’m not convinced this is even true though.

      • AlexinCT

        Trump would have a moral obligation to release them. Now. Legal retaliation be damned.

        Yeah, he wants to not be boxed out of being able to become president again. Something far more important than just exposing the criminality of our government. Your mistake is to think that these documents being released would make any difference. The machine would just downplay it and then go after Trump. It is naïve to think justice will come from simply exposing the nefarious criminality when the entire system is rotten to the core.

      • AlexinCT

        To give you one simple example of how often they ignored established prudence, I remind you that he also ordered our military to stay out of Syria, stop being woke, and to do its job well. They did none of that. Every single US bureaucracy fought him despite the fact they had neither the legal right or obligation to do that. You think they care WTF the law is? I would say the 4 years of his presidency, the fortified 2020 election, the criminal Biden family getting cover, and the latest raid on MAL, all prove the machine’s rules are only enforced to hurt their enemy and to protect itself.

      • Urthona

        Which — if true — only makes his failure to release documents worse.

      • AlexinCT

        Only if you can’t understand that the full release of the documents would do anything but guarantee he would be disqualified from running as president again..

      • Urthona

        I mean who gives a shit if some coward asshole runs for president again?

      • AlexinCT

        Yeah, I see your problem..

      • MikeS

        disqualified from running as president again.

        Which is all that actually matters to the arrogant prick. If he gave a small percentage of the fucks he claims to have about the country, he’d release everything he has and tell his supporters to back DeSantis.

      • Urthona

        What I mean is I doubt the man has truly damning new information on the Feds. But if he did, his failure to release it regardless of potential legal consequences was cowardice. There are some things that are just too important.

        What I suspect is they just used this as a legal excuse to search his place for Jan 6 stuff.

      • AlexinCT

        Your expectations seems to be the problem. Human nature is human nature.

        As I already pointed out, if he had released these things the system would have canceled him, swept this under a rug, and gone back to business as usual. if you miss that point it’s on you.

        Trump wants a chance to go at the machine. I feel that’s far more important than proving the machine is evil and corrupt. if you have not come to that conclusion yet, you will never come to it.

        And thinking DeSantis will not be owned by the machine is stupid. He is a politician. That means the machine has a grip on him already.

      • EvilSheldon

        Problem with that is that Trump had his shot at the machine, and the machine kicked his ass. I’m not sure why he thinks he deserves a do-over.

      • MikeS

        Your expectations seems to be the problem

        if you miss that point it’s on you.

        if you have not come to that conclusion yet, you will never come to it.

        thinking DeSantis will not be owned by the machine is stupid.

        I see why you’re such a Trumpster. The contempt you display for those who dare to disagree with you is just like your hero.

      • AlexinCT

        I see why you’re such a Trumpster.

        I am not a Trumpster, but I do understand right now he is the only one that I actually feel will fight this machine and has a chance, albeit a small one, of stopping them. That makes him an ally. Those that think they can go into this fight without him and do anything but get squashed are crazy IMO.

      • juris imprudent

        Wrong. He did NOT order the military out of Syria. He talked about it and tweeted it but he never ordered it. He got talked out of doing that stuff because all of the DC weasels in his administration would never violate the consensus (the true holy of holies). But the fucking consensus is not the product of one, or even a few evil geniuses – it is straight up groupthink.

      • Rat on a train

        He can declassify, but unclassified information can still require controls per legislation like the Privacy Act. The president can only remove classification controls. I’m not sure if there are legal consequences for releasing treaty controlled information.

      • juris imprudent

        The Meadows memo that Alex linked mentions the Executive Office of the President is exempt from Privacy Act constraints.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yep any president has the freedom to classify/declassify at will in any means they see fit. Kinda hard not to as CiC and the chief diplomat otherwise.

      • Rat on a train

        He must not have been fully confident of the advice from the White House lawyers since the documents were sent for Privacy Act review.

  38. Pope Jimbo

    Uffda. The Bee is awesome

    Recalling how the government forcibly kept him from attending his own mother’s funeral in the name of public health, local man Ryan Abbott was thrilled to see that no one will be kept from attending gay fetish festivals because of a new public health emergency.

    • Sensei

      That’s perfect.

    • AlexinCT

      It’s not as if them making excuses when BLM started burning down Minessoda in the middle of the lockdown Kung Flu shitshow, because racial justice was either far more important than preventing transmission or a prophylactic to transmission, didn’t already prove the fucking concerns were all bullshit.

  39. Certified Public Asshat

    Guy at work (under 30) is back to wearing an n95 when he is not sitting down at his desk.

    • PieInTheSky

      can you throw rotten tomatoes at him and laugh?

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I should print and hang it up in the coffee areas.

    • Animal

      Good. Stupid people should be conspicuous.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        He’s kind of a perfect embodiment of elitism. He is an Elijah Watt Sells award winner (top CPA exam score), but unable to think critically.

      • R C Dean

        Impeccably credentialed. Intellectually deficient.

    • Gustave Lytton

      At least he’s walking the talk. Of the three coworkers who were insistent that every one else should wear masks, zero have resumed wearing one since it’s no longer required.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    Whatever it takes

    The Biden administration said Monday it was shipping its biggest yet direct delivery of weapons to Ukraine as that country prepares for a potentially decisive counteroffensive in the south against Russia, sending $1 billion in rockets, ammunition and other material to Ukraine from Defense Department stockpiles.

    The new U.S. arms shipment would further strengthen Ukraine as it mounts the counteroffensive, which analysts say for the first time could allow Kyiv to shape the course of the rest of the war, now at the half-year mark.

    Kyiv aims to push Russian troops back out of Kherson and other southern territory near the Dnipro River. Russia in recent days was moving troops and equipment in the direction of the southern port cities to stave off the Ukrainian counteroffensive.

    “At every stage of this conflict, we have been focused on getting the Ukrainians what they need, depending on the evolving conditions on the battlefield,” Colin Kahl, undersecretary of defense for policy, said Monday in announcing the new weapons shipment.

    Proxy war for fun and profit.

    • Not Adahn

      $1 billion in rockets

      That’s like… two? Three dozen?

      • Atanarjuat

        That the Russians keep destroying these weapons systems is a feature, not a bug, for the people who get paid to replace them.

      • Swiss Servator

        “That the Russians keep destroying these weapons systems”

        By flinging armor and artillery into the way of rockets?

    • WTF

      Good idea to deplete our weapons stockpiles while poking China.

  41. PieInTheSky

    No to neighbourhood ‘nudging’ – energy leaderboards are no solution to sky-high bills

    https://capx.co/no-to-neighbourhood-nudging-energy-leaderboards-are-no-solution-to-sky-high-bills/

    Lis Costa, managing director of the Behaviourial Insights Team – aka the Nudge Unit – has said her team is ‘considering the full remit of its policy toolbox” to reduce household demand. Along with subsidies for vulnerable households, she has proposed sending letters to households to let them know how their energy use compares with their neighbours.

    This is not the first time the Nudge Unit has proposed ‘energy leaderboards’. Back in 2011 they suggested emulating US firm Opower’s ‘success’ in a neighbourhood energy comparison scheme which resulted in a reduction of 2-3% in energy use.

    • Lord Humungus

      Fuck You, I want my A/C – especially with the humid swamp that is Michigan in the summer.

      My house is actually fairly efficient for heating and cooling because it is partially built into a hill. It is the insulation – asbestos anyone? – that needs replacement; or the whole house should be reclad with insulation and then siding.

    • Not Adahn

      These would be physical electronic leaderboards, like jumbotrons, yes?

      • creech

        Yes, and with little flag holders for the Red Sickle and Swastika flags displaying proud ownership.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Guy at work (under 30) is back to wearing an n95 when he is not sitting down at his desk.

    There seemed to be an uptick in mask fetishists at the grocery store yesterday.

    • AlexinCT

      It’s cause of the monkey pox…

      • juris imprudent

        Well, the mask does keep them from swallowing some dick.

      • EvilSheldon

        So fewer fake N95s, more gimp masks?

    • whiz

      Considering how monkey pox is transmitted, they should be wearing them over their butt-holes. Wait, this was for COVID?

    • AlexinCT

      That’s when you know someone is watching over your sorry ass…

    • Lord Humungus

      That’s some good flying there

      • slumbrew

        Except for the part about overshooting the runway to start things off – but I should reserve judgement as that may not have been straight-up pilot error.

      • Lord Humungus

        Hey no one’s perfect 😉

      • Brett L

        The best flying you can do that ends in a crash.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    Monday’s package allows the U.S. to deliver weapons systems and other equipment more quickly since it takes them off the Defense Department shelves.

    In addition to the rockets for the HIMARS, it includes 75,000 rounds of 155mm artillery, 20 mortar systems and 20,000 rounds for them, 1,000 shoulder-mounted Javelin rockets, and other arms, explosives and medical equipment.

    A feller could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      There was no shooting in Vegas.

      • UnCivilServant

        Of course not, it was in the Unincorporated Place of Paradise.

      • slumbrew

        Did you change your avatar in solidarity with Trigger Hippie, or do we have a slow-moving avatar Great Replacement happening?

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        I didn’t do anything. Apparently our avatars are being replaced by the pod avatars.

      • Lord Humungus

        My avatar got changed to my previous one… I’m okay with it 😉

  44. The Late P Brooks

    Except for the part about overshooting the runway to start things off – but I should reserve judgement as that may not have been straight-up pilot error.

    I can’t help thinking “good flying” involves a completely uneventful arrival at your destination.

  45. KSuellington

    “Gone from a nice sunny day to a red hellscape. Perception is reality.”

    I was talking a couple months back with a true blue, dyed in the wool proggie about the (nice and safe topic) weather a couple months back as I was doing work on her SF rental house. She was wearing an N95 mask, outside the house. She lives in a suburb of SF that has incredible weather (best by government test!). I mentioned that I had played in a band many years ago at the street fair that celebrates that designation. “Well it’s not the best weather anymore,” she remarks with what I perceive to be a look of scorn under her mask. “Oh, did they lose the Best Weather in the US designation?” I asked. “No, they still have it, but it’s no longer nice weather. It’s way too hot in the summer now. Because of climate change.” That ended that conversation.
    So later that night I of course had to check for the hottest day on record in that town. It was almost a century back. Well, maybe it’s just cumulatively hotter in the summer. So I looked up a number of record highs on random days in the summer. Lots of record high days in the distant past, but pretty spread out through the decades. There was less record highs in the last decade or so than in other decades. I knew before this that even standard climate change theory holds that most global warming happens in the winter and at night, but that isn’t the message that the media sends out. Perception is indeed reality.

    • creech

      But that sciencey dude, Tyson, assured me on CBS on Sunday, that the melting of all the ice caps would raise the oceans to the height of the Statue of Liberty’s elbow!
      Good news for northwest Jersey and Penna. Pocono Mtn. residents – will now have ocean front properties. No confirmation yet that Tyson’s prediction had set off a huge scramble to unload property on Martha’s Vineyard, Cape Cod, and the Hamptons.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Where in SF? I wish I knew your city better, but maybe I’ve heard of it.

      • KSuellington

        I was working on her rental in Golden Gate Heights, which sits just above the Sunset. It’s an area that gets a lot of summer fog. The June day I was working there on her rental you couldn’t see across the street there. By contrast, her home is in Redwood City, about 20 something miles away and was sunny and 78 degrees that same day.

        Yup creech, whenever I get in global warming discussions with friends I always bring up the fact that the actions of the elite that cry loudest about global warming demonstraterevealed preferences quite different than their stated preferences.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        (Danke. I enjoyed your lovely city very much, when I wasn’t trying to find a parking space.)

        Ahhh, Harold and Maude…

      • KSuellington

        Indeed Tox, lemme know if you ever come back for a visit. As much as Sf and the Bay Area have been screwed by progs, it still has some very nice places to visit.

  46. Lord Humungus

    I’m sure we can come up – collectively – with something better than my 5 seconds of thought:

    First they came for the Trump Supporters, and I did not speak out—
    Because I was not a Trump Supporter.

    Then they came for the Republicans, and I did not speak out—
    Because I was not a Republican.

    Then they came for the Libertarians, and I did not speak out—
    Because I was not a Libertarian.

    Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

    • creech

      When they come for you, hoping your guns aren’t at the bottom of some lake.

    • Rat on a train

      Then they came for the libertarians, and I did not speak out—
      Because there are no real libertarians.

    • Shpip

      Not really a response, but I have always smiled at this gem from the late Florence King:

      “When they came for the smokers, I kept silent because I don’t smoke.
      When they came for the meat eaters, I kept silent because I’m a vegetarian.
      When they came for the gun owners, I kept silent because I’m a pacifist.
      When they came for the drivers, I kept silent because I’m a bicyclist.
      They never did come for me.
      I’m still here because there’s nobody left in the secret police except sissies with rickets.”

  47. The Late P Brooks

    *whispers to roomba*

    Little Red Riding Hood is en route to Grandma’s house. I repeat. Little Red Riding Hood is en route to Grandma’s house.

    End of message.

    • slumbrew

      I like how your… unique threading style means I have no idea if this is just random or a response to something.

      It keeps things fresh.

    • Rat on a train

      I once received a coded phone message from my first sergeant “The geese are flying north.” It meant report tomorrow for mobilization.

  48. Lord Humungus

    Honestly I don’t think the low-level Civil War ™ will ever go truly hot.

    The frog will just sit in the boiling water and won’t be able to jump. It’s like Western Europe. You can see faint glimmers of rebellion but nothing ever becomes a spark. This is just the death throes of a republic that, over the course of its inception, is decaying into rule by a permanent shadow government.

    • Drake

      If there isn’t a hot civil war or states don’t start seceding, it will all collapse before too much longer. The economy can only take so much stimulus, money printing, and regulation before it implodes. People can only watch so many biased prosecutions and rigged elections before they lose interest. Once nobody is employed, shooting FBI Agents or those 87,000 new IRS guys will just be a way to pass the time.

      • juris imprudent

        Given the tale UCS has been regaling us with about hiring, I don’t think we’ll see those 87,000 new IRS employees for some time.

      • UnCivilServant

        A favored agency can hire much faster than I can.

    • R.J.

      I think Niven said that years ago. 1970s. Sad he was right.

  49. The Late P Brooks

    Then they came for the libertarians, and I did not speak out—
    Because there are no real libertarians.

    So long, poseurs!

  50. Dr. Fronkensteen

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBAgrYl-zwQ

    The United States Senate ratified Finland and Sweden’s entry into the NATO, strongly backing the expansion of the transatlantic alliance in the shadow of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. The Senate voted 95 to 1 in favor of Finland and Sweden’s accession, making US the 23rd country to formally endorse the Nordic countries.

    What is the over/under on which comes first, Civil war or World War III?

    • R C Dean

      Good question. I’m guessing Civil War, since a nice foreign adventure will probably have its usual unifying effect on the masses.

  51. Mojeaux

    President Trump announces FBI has RAIDED Mar-a-Lago!!!!11!

    Please stop making me defend OMB.

    • R C Dean

      This here. I’d love to be able to look back at Trump as a guy who did the country an unconventional service during his one term. But if my enemies insist on making him the casus belli for their assault on 70% of the citizenry, well . . . .

    • Lord Humungus

      Snopes declares False since Biden doesn’t have the strength to pick up a potted plant.