Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – DARK BRANDON

by | Aug 31, 2022 | Daily Links | 235 comments

The graphic for the Dark Brandon post that I generated and forgot put in the Joemala today:


 

The fan who was banned by BYU does not appear to have yelled slurs at volleyball match, campus police say

Brigham Young University is still investigating the racist slurs yelled at a Duke volleyball player last week — in part because campus police say it doesn’t appear the man who was eventually banned was the person shouting the N-word.

BYU Police Lt. George Besendorfer said Tuesday that based on an initial review of surveillance footage of the crowd, the individual who was banned wasn’t shouting anything while the Duke player was serving.

“When we watched the video, we did not observe that behavior from him,” he said.

Duke sophomore Rachel Richardson, the lone Black starter on the team, has said she “very distinctly” heard a “very strong and negative racial slur” come from the student section during Friday’s match while she was serving.

“Various BYU Athletics employees have been reviewing video from BYUtv and other cameras in the facility that the volleyball team has access to for film review. This has been ongoing since right after the match on Friday night,” BYU Associate Athletic Director Jon McBride said in a statement. “The person who was banned was the person identified by Duke as using racial slurs. However, we have been unable to find any evidence of that person using slurs in the match.”

Between this and the Duke Lacrosse Hoax, maybe it would be best if we just disbanded Duke athletics until we can figure out what it going on. Also, raze the campus. And a salt the earth.


 

NEVER GO TO THE BEACH WITHOUT A FLAMETHROWER


 

Heroic Mulatto made me watch this. Now you have to too.


 

Draft them all. Send them to the DMZ. Stop their nightmare reign of shitty Backstreet Boys pop.

S. Korea may conduct survey on BTS members’ military duty

SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — South Korea may conduct a public survey to help determine whether to grant exemptions to mandatory military service to members of the K-pop boyband BTS, officials said Wednesday.

The issue of active military service for the band’s seven members has been a hot-button topic in South Korea because its oldest member, Jin, faces enlistment in December, when he turns 30.

Defense Minister Lee Jong-sup told lawmakers that he ordered officials to implement a survey quickly. He said his ministry will also look into various other factors such as BTS’s economic impact, the importance of military service and overall national interest.

After his comments created a stir, his ministry clarified in a statement that Lee ordered officials to examine whether such a survey is needed, rather than launch it immediately.

It said officials were asked to study details including which agency would be responsible for a survey, how long would it take and who exactly would be surveyed. The statement said if the survey is carried out, it will be done by a third organization, not by the ministry or related authorities, to ensure fairness.

The ministry said the results would be only one of the many factors determining BTS members’ military status.

Disposable pop band to disposable heroes.


 

Metallica
“Disposable Heroes”
Master of Puppets (1986)

Bodies fill the fields I see
Hungry heroes end
No one to play soldier now
No one to pretend
Running blind through killing fields

Bred to kill them all
Victim of what said should be
A servant ’til I fall
Soldier boy, made of clay
Now an empty shell
Twenty one, only son
But he served us well
Bred to kill, not to care

Do just as we say
Finished here, greetings death
He’s yours to take away

Back to the front
You will do what I say when I say
Back to the front
You will die when I say you must die

Back to the front
You coward
You servant
You blind man

Barking of machine gun fire
Does nothing to me now
Sounding of the clock that ticks
Get used to it somehow
More a man, more stripes you wear
Glory seeker trends
Bodies fill the fields I see
The slaughter never ends

Soldier boy, made of clay
Now an empty shell
Twenty one, only son
But he served us well
Bred to kill, not to care
Do just as we say
Finished here, greetings death
He’s yours to take away

Back to the front
You will do what I say when I say
Back to the front
You will die when I say you must die

Back to the front
You coward
You servant
You blind man

Why, am I dying?
Kill, have no fear
Lie, live off lying
Hell, hell is here

Why, am I dying?
Kill, have no fear
Lie, live off lying
Hell, hell is here

I was born for dying

Life planned out before my birth
Nothing could I say
Had no chance to see myself
Molded day by day
Looking back I realize
Nothing have I done
Left to die with only friend
Alone I clench my gun

Soldier boy, made of clay
Now an empty shell
Twenty one, only son
But he served us well
Bred to kill, not to care
Do just as we say

Finished here, greetings death
He’s yours to take away

Back to the front
You will do what I say when I say
Back to the front
You will die when I say you must die

Back to the front
You coward
You servant
You blind man

Back to the front
Back to the front
Back to the front
Back to the front
Back to the front

About The Author

SugarFree

SugarFree

Your Resident Narcissistic Misogynist Rape-Culture Apologist

235 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    If Hunter is so rich, how come he didn’t freebase?

    • UnCivilServant

      Money can’t buy class?

      • Count Potato

        It can still buy massive amounts of cocaine.

      • C. Anacreon

        Money can’t buy love, although it can rent it sometimes.

    • Spudalicious

      Smoking crack is free basing.

      • Count Potato

        Like tomatoes are fruit?

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Vegetable: plant matter, esp edible plants
        Fruit: the edible produce of a vegetable

        Tomatoes are the fruit of a vegetable.

      • DrOtto

        Different processes, similar results.

  2. Count Potato

    So none said the slur?

    • Swiss Servator

      Apparently – nobody heard this.

      • Ted S.

        All those white BYU fans are obviously in denial of their racism.

      • Tonio

        Well Duke sophomore Rachel Richardson says she did…

      • whiz

        Somebody said something about her being the best digger, and it was misunderstood.

      • Pope Jimbo

        *golf clap*

      • whahappan

        It was the same guy who shouted the N-word at John Lewis.

    • Pat

      Strange, because Mormons are so well known for being unruly, rabid racists who shout NIGGER at everyone the meet and not overly polite straight-laced conservatives with a history of persecution making them sympathetic to any real or imagined oppression.

      The more surprising part of the story is that BYU has a volleyball team.

      • Swiss Servator

        They are actually pretty good. #10 in the latest poll, IIRC.

      • Mojeaux

        It is not a small school.

      • Pat

        I was thinking of the booty shorts, not the actual athletics department. The relatively squishy Christian high school my step brother attended even had reservations about their girls volleyball uniforms, and Mormons tend to be on the more conservative side of those kind of religious issues.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I’ve seen no difference between booty shorts in Mormon country than other parts of the country.

      • Pat

        Jews don’t recognize Jesus. Catholics don’t recognize divorce. Mormons don’t recognize each other at the liquor store.

      • Ted S.

        I thought that was Baptists.

      • UnCivilServant

        It is. The Mormons don’t recognize each other in the coffee shop.

      • Pat

        I’ve heard it both ways. It more aptly applies to Mormons than Baptists as the prohibition is much stronger in Mormonism. How about this one:

        Why do you always take two Mormons on a fishing trip? If you only take one he’ll drink all the beer.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Please, please — get it right: Baptists don’t recognize each other at the porn shop.

        (Full disclosure: former Baptist here)

      • Rat on a train

        Why do Baptists discourage drinking? It might lead to dancing.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Ahem.

        It’s “Why don’t Baptists make love standing up?  Tsk, tsk — could lead to dancing.”

      • Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

        What, you are surprised at a bunch of Mormon girls with ponytails?

      • SDF-7

        Of course they do — at one point they had SCOTT STERLING!.

      • Pine_Tree

        I’m surprised that took so long for somebody to link.

      • Chafed

        Hilarious! I had never seen that before.

      • SDF-7

        There’s a soccer variation as well that’s also great.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        I’ve heard that fans in Utah can be pretty obnoxious, but unless there’s video, I’m saying it didn’t happen.

  3. Count Potato

    “when he turns 30”

    That seems rather old.

    • grrizzly

      Yep. In Russia the threat of military service ends when one turns 27.

    • Spartacus

      They’ve probably been getting deferrals for years. This might be a legal limit.

  4. The Other Kevin

    You can’t fool me, that’s one of Jeff Dunham’s puppets.

      • The Other Kevin

        Walter seems to have a sharper mind, common sense, and a much more agreeable personality.

      • Drake

        Walter has never threatened to kill me with an F-15.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Man, I thought exactly the same thing when I saw it.

    • Mustang

      And people complain about Trump’s tan…

  5. Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

    Dark Brandon looks like he is holding in a fart.

    • Swiss Servator

      That is not a fart he is holding in…

      • The Other Kevin

        Before she passed, my wife’s grandmother lived with us. Once while in a doctor’s waiting room, randomly, she said to my wife, “Never trust a fart.”

  6. Pat

    South Korea may conduct a public survey to help determine whether to grant exemptions to mandatory military service to members of the K-pop boyband BTS, officials said Wednesday.

    Because pop singers are so much more important than everyone else.

    Fuck ’em. No exceptions for the rich and the famous. Either repeal the compulsory service for everyone, or the song and dance men can suck it up with everybody else.

  7. Sean

    RE: D&D commercial

    I LOVED THAT CARTOON.

    • SugarFree

      I first just saw a screencap and thought it was a live action adaptation. I realized I was wrong when the redhead wasn’t played by a Black girl and the Black girl wasn’t played by a natal male.

    • DEG

      I remember that cartoon too. I liked it.

      I’ve seen that commercial before.

    • SDF-7

      As long as I’m linking hilarious Studio C bits….

    • Seguin

      Mmm….live action Diana.

      Cartoon Diana may or may not have been a pivotal figure in a young Seguin’s life.

  8. DEG

    Duke sophomore Rachel Richardson, the lone Black starter on the team, has said she “very distinctly” heard a “very strong and negative racial slur” come from the student section during Friday’s match while she was serving.

    Sure she did.

  9. Zwak. And once again, the mall is his Waterloo

    Oh, and it is really sad that the D&Ders are driving a Renault.

    I mean, come on!

    • Tundra

      Why?

      That seems completely appropriate.

      • Chafed

        I was thinking the same thing.

      • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

        That’s the joke.

  10. Ownbestenemy

    Ah the joys of September in FedGov. After shitting their pants and pulling back budgets (my meager 5k) we are now getting yelled at to spend spend spend!

    On top of that I have been down three techs and our HR is sitting at home enjoying the laptop class life not doing a damn thing. Instead they say “why no you hire?”

    I have been requesting transfers and new hires for months! Fucking hell.

    • Mustang

      That sounds like me. I’ve got people in the hiring pipeline since March and HR keeps asking for the exact same documents to finish the process.

      I don’t know how many sane person works for the government and comes away thinking “this is how we should do things.”

      • Spartacus

        I know. Every time I hear one of our best and brightest students (they do exist) say “my goal is a life of government service” I want to just punch them.

        Your budget process sounds a lot like ours, if you just replace “September” with “June”. Our FY is not determined by Michaelmas.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Some of my techs eyes lit up like it was going to be Christmas in September to be squashed by me that the money will be for quality of life improvements and much needed tool replacement.

        Sorry you don’t get the UHD curved 40 in monitor….fucking kids man

    • Rat on a train

      September is when I got all the stuff they refused to fund the rest of the year.

      • UnCivilServant

        When I came on board with the state, I’d heard stories of “March Madness” to clear the budgets just before the end of our fiscal year. It never happened while I was there, and then we got consolidated, so they don’t buy anything I ask for anymore (instead of once in a blue moon). I probably should write that article on procurement…

    • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

      Our agency is hiring like it’s going out of style. Got to get them in the door before the Repubs take Congress!

      (they still haven’t learned the GOP will do nothing)

      • UnCivilServant

        We still can’t get approval to hire, despite it being in the project budget and being well below the necessary headcount to meet deadlines.

        Maybe if Lee wins we’ll get the approvals between the election and the handover.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    Duke sophomore Rachel Richardson, the lone Black starter on the team, has said she “very distinctly” heard a “very strong and negative racial slur” come from the student section during Friday’s match while she was serving.

    #SURVIVOR

    • Gender Traitor

      It’s totes racist that she’s expected to SERVE!

      • SDF-7

        Nets were used to round up escaping slaves or something….. TRIGGERED!

        Hey, if they can turn reins into whips for the Border Patrol and never apologize for that slander… why not.

      • B.P.

        Whatever happened with that noose in the NASCAR driver’s garage, anyway?

      • whiz

        Somebody used it to pull down the garage door, like it was intended.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Netter?

    • SDF-7

      I’d love to see the cognitive dissidence if they study Franklin Douglass and try to fit that into the whole CRT model.

      • Tonio

        You mean Frederick Douglass?

      • Pat

        They all look the same, amirite fellow racists?

      • SDF-7

        Yes, of course… mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. I shouldn’t post while I’m also trying to manage the last hour of work or something.

      • Pope Jimbo

        You probably know Franklin by his street name: Corn Pop

      • Cowboy

        You mean Franklin?

    • Spartacus

      I knew they have been adding more AP courses, but damn.
      What is going to be hilarious is watching our legislature and governor trying to reconcile this with their existing law that says we have to give credit to anyone getting a 3 on any exam.

      • whiz

        Grades are so bourgeois — just take the class.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      One month a year ain’t enough!

    • Sean

      Perfect. *chef’s kiss*

      • Tonio

        They are preboarding them for rationing electricity for vehicle charging, which is a component of the soft bait-and-switch they will use to eliminate private transportation except for the very rich.

      • Pope Jimbo

        At least they have world class high speed rail to get themselves to where they want to be.

      • Chafed

        Some future governor will have to extend this deadline and eat some shit while doing so.

    • Pat

      No worries, in 13 years the state will have reached phase 2 of the 47th feasibility study to build a solar array on eminent domained farm land. That should be plenty of power for everyone.

    • The Other Kevin

      That is some unfortunate timing.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        That is some unfortunate timing.

        There, that’s better.

    • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

      My dad was here when I first read that. I had to read it to him after I literally LOLed

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        Then we talked about how the only way you can make mass EV adoption feasible is to massively ramp up nuclear power.

        Man, I love when leftists tie themselves in knots.

        Insert red button meme here.

      • rhywun

        And maybe start ramping back up the mining for minerals that we mostly outsourced to China.

      • Count Potato

        I thought they were mined in Africa for Chinese companies, then processed by Urghurs? Sure, it’s a an environmental disaster, but you can’t beat it for diversity.

    • whiz

      ‘It’s too soon to tell what the impacts of the 2035 ban will be,’ Anna Gonzalez, of CA ISO, told DailyMail.com

      An unmitigated disaster or Armageddon, who knows?

      • rhywun

        Yeah, it’s not “too soon” at all.

    • Chafed

      Welcome to your all electric future.

    • SugarFree

      models a unitard

      So mean. I’m sure she’s a tard in multiple ways.

    • Ted S.

      She’s the stepdaughter of Kourtney Kardashian! It says so right in the headline!

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I was going to post a picture of that cardassian girl from DS9, but the legit pictures were lost among all of the semi-pornographic fan art and cosplay. Evidently there are a lot of people whose kink is gray skin and neck ridges.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Ew.

      • Pat

        Evidently there are a lot of people whose kink is gray skin and neck ridges.

        I’ll just leave this here

  12. The Late P Brooks

    It was a Duke fan, yelling, “Pull the TRIGGER!”

  13. Aloysious

    Dark Brandon > Dumb Brandon.

    • Ownbestenemy

      If Joe put on a felt goatee and completes the darkest timeline joke I will most likely vote for him

      • Plinker762

        Flexo!

      • Nephilium

        Wrong show.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      “scoundrels normally have a reasonable degree of competence, and will, for their own benefit, maintain a higher standard of efficient government than will benevolent fools.” – CONSTITUTION FOR UTOPIA – John Wood Campbell

  14. The Late P Brooks

    I wonder what the NLRB would say if Tesla workers sued to wear “Defend Right to Work” shirts on the shop floor.

    • Dr Mossy Lawn

      Triggering, Hostile workplace.

  15. Shpip

    From the Faux Nooz report on the volleyball kerfuffle:

    BYU said 5,507 people were in attendance for the match against Duke.

    Fifty-five hundred people at the event, and the only one coming forward about this alleged slur was the so-called victim? Not one other person has verified that “OMG, this guy was saying like, really rude things while the Duke girl was like, trying to serve.”?

    As the kids might say these days, seems sus.

  16. bacon-magic

    I missed you all. Too bad I’m firewalled from here.

    • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

      Hello!!!

    • UnCivilServant

      Hey, man.

      Too many cruel jokes about your absense, but I just assume you were trying to avoid being cooked.

      • bacon-magic

        I expected nothing less. My bacon has been cooked for a long time…practically crispy now.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Sup bacon!

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Mmmmm, crispy bacon…   {insert Homer Simpson drooling noises here}

      • Gender Traitor

        Crispy bacon is the best bacon! With lots of fat!

        Welcome back, b-m! (::starts pondering a better nickname::)

      • Chafed

        But that one is perfect

    • DEG

      Howdy

    • MikeS

      Hello, my tasty friend!

    • Tundra

      Hiya, bacon!

    • Pat

      Mmmmm bacon.

    • Seguin

      Sweet. Now all we need is Sour Cream and chives…

  17. Pope Jimbo

    Why you don’t bring a tranq gun to a monkey hunt

    On Monday afternoon, residents of Fuji City, Shizuoka Prefecture, reported seeing a monkey that had wandered into the area near Fujikawa Station. In response, city hall dispatched three municipal employees and one contracted specialist, armed with tranquilizer rifles, to subdue the animal.

    The four monkey hunters arrived at the station shortly before 3 p.m. and summoned a woman who had seen the monkey so that she could supply them with more information. It seems that her report was cut short, though, because while she was still at the scene she herself was shot by a tranquilizer dart, causing her to lose consciousness.

    I’m sure Straff had something to do with this.

    • Sensei

      Legit LOL.

      Given the lack of gun culture there, I’ve no doubt firearm discipline isn’t exactly widely taught.

      It’s like the joke with the hunter and the naked lady.

    • Count Potato

      Then they molested her while she was passed out. In the next scene, a girl with even bigger tits has sex with the monkey.

  18. Tundra

    Not a big Metallica guy, but this one is excellent.

    It would be perfect over some nice WWI war-porn.

  19. Pat

    Doctors considering quitting health service over pay, says BMA

    A proposed pay settlement is making doctors consider leaving the health service, the British Medical Association (BMA) in Northern Ireland has said.

    In a BMA survey of more than 1,000 doctors, 85% of respondents said the proposed uplift of 4.5% was too low.

    The representative body said discontent was very high among junior doctors with 93% of them saying it was too low.

    The BMA added that doctors may take industrial action.

    It said the inability to introduce the pay award due to the absence of an assembly and executive had further affected members, with 89% of respondents saying the inability to apply the increase “had decreased or significantly decreased their morale”.

    A spokesperson said staffing and the lack of doctors were among the key issues affecting the health service in Northern Ireland and the proposed pay increase was unlikely to help.

    • Pat

      Advanced cyber-attack: NHS doctors’ paperwork piles up

      Doctors say it could take months to process mounting piles of medical paperwork caused by a continuing cyber-attack on an NHS supplier.

      One out-of-hours GP says patient care is being badly affected as staff enter a fourth week of taking care notes with pen and paper.

      The ransomware attack against software and services provider Advanced was first spotted on 4 August.

      The company says it may take another 12 weeks to get some services back online.

      Criminal hackers took offline seven of Advanced’s health systems, including software used for patient check-ins, medical notes and the NHS 111 service.

      If only we had a modern, first-world medical system like the UK…

  20. Pope Jimbo

    Uffda. I have no other words.

    Treating travelers from other states is nothing new for WE Health or the other abortion providers around the state, but Minnesota’s role as a so-called abortion access island is. The state’s neighbors have either banned abortion, are poised to do so or have severely restricted the procedure.

    Data kept by Minnesota shows that white people make up a larger share of those who travel from another state for an abortion than those who seek abortions in state, raising questions about whether certain groups — particularly people of color — will be able to make the trip.

    What we need is an underground railroad for black people to kill their kids.

    * I’m more pro-choice than pro-life, but for fuck’s sake, don’t try to make me feel bad because minorities are being denied abortions.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Which is worse? Food desert or Abortion Access Island?

      While the clinicians in Duluth may have been prepared for the end of Roe, something much more unexpected happened 2 1/2 weeks later, when a district court judge delivered a surprise ruling that expanded abortion access in the state. Ruling in Doe v. Minnesota, the judge threw out measures that included a mandatory 24-hour waiting period before abortions, two-parent consent for minors and a requirement that physicians discuss medical risks and alternatives to abortion with patients. He also tossed out a requirement that only doctors were allowed to provide abortion care, including by telemedicine, and that after the first trimester, the care had to take place in a hospital.

      In contrast to the tearful scenes that played out in many clinics after Roe fell, in Minnesota that Monday morning, abortion providers and their support staff celebrated. Laurie Casey, the executive director of WE Health, was behind her long, crowded desk, doing paperwork when she first got news.

      “It’s like, ‘Oh my God, is this real?’” she said. “Something good happened?”

      Briggs said: “I think I audibly cheered. Like: ‘Yeah. Hell yeah.’”

      Cheering for abortion is ghoulish.

      • Rat on a train

        Shout your abortion!

      • Pope Jimbo

        Briggs started working at the clinic six years ago, when she was just 23. She wanted to do this work after receiving her own abortion at WE Health as a college student, an experience she found at once “nonchalant” and “empowering.”

        She is troubled by the disparities in who might be able to make it across the borders and climb the stairs of the Building for Women, to receive the kind of life-changing care that she did. Just keeping the doors open does not mean the care will be equitable.

      • rhywun

        “life-changing”

        🤪

      • Rat on a train

        Do you know how bad her life could have been if she didn’t kill her child?

      • rhywun

        Well, the child had a “life-changing” event.

      • rhywun

        I tried out for the last season of Abortion Access Island but didn’t make it.

      • SDF-7

        Your time was…. cut short?

      • Sensei

        Identify as pregnant woman harder next time.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Then there is the cost of the procedure itself. In Minnesota, residents can use state medical assistance funds to pay for an abortion under certain circumstances; out-of-state residents cannot. According to Our Justice, a nonprofit that provides financial assistance for abortion care and travel to Minnesota, in-clinic abortion services can cost $400 to $2,000, depending on the gestational age of the pregnancy. A locally based telemedicine service and mobile clinic called Just the Pill charges $350 for abortion medication.

      Shayla Walker, executive director of Our Justice, said her organization helps people work through the kinds of barriers to travel that pregnant people of color face every day. Undocumented patients, for instance, may not have a driver’s license or other form of identification, meaning that flying from states like Texas or Oklahoma is out of the question.

      If abortion is so wonderful, why aren’t those services provided pro bono? Dirty capitalists!

      Voter ID is very bad, but can you even imagine the horror of undocumented patients not being able to get an abortion.

    • Pat

      Worth mentioning, as always, that these draconian rollbacks on abortion access typically are still more liberal than the laws in EU countries. The ones whose medical and economic systems we are supposed to be mimicking for the betterment of all humanity.

  21. Rat on a train

    Long overlooked, Oregon’s Swastika Mountain may have a new name soon

    Joyce McClain first heard of Swastika Mountain after reading about two hikers who were rescued from the peak in January. The 81-year-old couldn’t believe that a mountain could still bear that name in 2022.

    [Kerry Tymchuk, executive secretary at the historical society] said the mountain and a nearby town were named Swastika in the early 1900s — long before the Nazis — after a local ranch that bore the name and used the symbol to brand cattle.

    DC went a different route:
    Swann Street Has a New Name.

    Swann Street has a new name: Swann Street. The road in Northwest DC is believed to have been named for Thomas Swann, a 19th-century congressman and governor of Maryland. But recently, the Dupont Circle ANC passed a resolution to honor a different person with the same surname: William Dorsey Swann.

    • Gender Traitor

      Winner of the “Rename Swastika Mountain” contest: Burning Cross Mountain

      • Pat

        They should rename it Worcestershire Mountain, that way nobody can pronounce it.

      • Rat on a train

        Hooked Cross Mountain

      • Nephilium

        I think the Fasces Mountain would be more fun.

      • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

        Faces was a gay bar in Sacramento, and of course, it was given the nickname.

    • Sensei

      Mt. 500m Buddhists are wrong.

    • rhywun

      Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. County, Washington says, “Hi!

  22. whiz

    Higgs bosons can be green.

    I haz a saddenz that particle physics is starting to go woke. Fortunately, it’s a one-off, and not the norm.

    • whiz

      Although, TBF, if you want to save energy you are also saving money. But they have other considerations, too.

      OTOH, if the difference is a molecule in a bucket, it doesn’t really matter.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      So effing tediously stupid.

      • rhywun

        Also tediously stupid.

        The Biden administration may begin pressuring other countries to push vulnerable youth into hormones and surgeries.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        That’s tediously evil

      • rhywun

        I gotta admit, I don’t get the left’s hangup on this issue. It’s seems such a strange thing to focus on so doggedly.

      • Sensei

        Wrongthink must be punished.

      • rhywun

        But why this wrongthink? Have they run out of other wrongthinks?

      • Sensei

        They are sure to be testing the waters for child rape.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Each iteration of postmodernism seeks to outdo the previous one in the denial of reality.

      • Count Potato

        “Biden himself seems unable to differentiate between sexual orientation and gender identity.”

        Their hair smells the same?

  23. Pat

    Monkees drummer Micky Dolenz sues FBI for secret files on band

    Aug. 31 (UPI) — The last surviving member of The Monkees, Micky Dolenz, has filed a lawsuit against the Department of Justice to retrieve records the FBI kept on the band during the 1960s.

    The Monkees, which had four No. 1 albums and a hit sitcom in the 1960s, were investigated for alleged anti-Vietnam war activities in 1967 after they flashed images and messages protesting the war during one of their concerts, according to the complaint filed Tuesday.

    Dolenz, 77, is suing for the complete case file after a heavily redacted portion was released to the public in 2011 that included testimony from an informant who attended the 1967 concert.

    The informant described images flashed on the screen behind the band as a “left-wing intervention of a political nature” that included “anti-U.S. messages” on the Vietnam War.

    If that Monkee is a subversive, he’ll swing for it.

    • Sensei

      There have been lots of issues, fraud and self dealing, with Vatican funds. I can’t remember if it reached the college of Cardinals, but I’m sure a few knew.

      I’m assuming this is more to consolidate control.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        If it were me, I’d be protecting my assets from a banking system failure which is looking more and more likely. The Euro is in freefall and winter is coming.

      • Sensei

        I’m betting the bulk of its assets are denominated in Euros.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It would be “interesting” to see a breakdown. That said, I bet the Vatican Bank has no obligation to distribute funds to members and can avoid a run on assets.

    • Pat

      The liberation theology reincarnation of St. Basil demands the RCC consolidate all its money in its private hedge fund to shield itself from losses. We truly live in the best timeline.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Give them credit, they’ve outlasted multiple incarnations of Europe and will likely outlast the old European banks that have been around for half a millennia now.

      • Ted S.

        It sounds like they don’t need any credit.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Fair point

      • Pat

        Don’t get me wrong, I respect the grift in that half-disgusted way one does when they root for Tony Soprano. The timing and the messenger are just the cherry on the parfait. Then again, as long as I’m comparing commie-pope to St. Basil, he was equally a hypocrite, living off the profit of a large inheritance whose management he turned over to his brother with a contract stipulation that it would all revert back to himself upon request while lecturing wealthy people that they were moral degenerates for owning more than one cloak or pair of shoes.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Swastika, New York

    In September 2020, the town’s councilors unanimously voted to keep the name despite the word’s modern associations.[4]

    Governor Hokum must be livid.

    • Sensei

      + 1 Intercourse, PA

      • Rat on a train

        Bumpass VA?

    • rhywun

      Some pissant stop-sign in the middle of the North Country? I’d love to see her hold a self-important press conference up there, Taking Care of Business.

  25. Count Potato

    “”Do you realize the bullet out of an AR-15 travels 5 times as rapidly as a bullet shot out of any other gun.”

    https://twitter.com/robdoar/status/1564713770974433280

    Sure, Joe.

    “For those brave right-wing Americans… if you want to fight against the country, you need an F-15. You need something little more than a gun.”

    https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1564706079036116994

    But an unarmed idiot in speedos and a Flintstones hat can overthrow the government?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Five times faster than any potato gun

      • Count Potato

        I lost a .243 in a tragic boating accident.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      In order to experience cognitive dissonance, you need to be able to experience cognition.

    • Rat on a train

      AR bullets are greased to reduce friction?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I dip all my ammo in KY

      • Rat on a train

        That improves penetration.

      • Ted S.

        I fail to see how Kentucky makes your ammo faster.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It’s the meth

      • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

        Yeah, but that only makes sure it has no teeth.

      • Seguin

        But then the bullet has no bite.

  26. Pat

    California jury awards $1M to teen bullied in middle school

    Aug. 31 (UPI) — A California jury has awarded $1 million in damages to a teen who was bullied in middle school after her Los Angeles school district failed to protect her.

    A Los Angeles County Superior Court jury ruled on Wednesday that El Segundo Unified School District’s negligence harmed Eleri Irons, who was 13 when the bullying began in November 2017, according to court records.

    Irons, who is now 18, was awarded $700,000 in damages for past pain and suffering, and $300,000 for any future emotional trauma she may suffer, according to her attorney Christa Ramey.

    The original lawsuit, filed in 2019, accused the district of failing to protect Irons while she attended El Segundo Middle School where she was “bullied, tormented and verbally assaulted” by three students, including one who started a petition called “Let’s Kill Eleri Irons.”

    • Sensei

      And meanwhile the school and its administration who turned a blind eye to this…

  27. rhywun

    LOL

    In the video, Boland tells an undercover Project Veritas journalist posing as his date that he oversees the hiring of teachers, and favors those who will disseminate “progressive” political ideas in the classrooms.

    Pretty sneaky, sis!

    • Pat

      He should have just claimed the video was edited and he was totally innocent, that’s how every other shithead that’s stuck their foot in their mouth on a Veritas video has done it.

    • C. Anacreon

      Love the Score Four commercial reference

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Based on a trial using eight mice.

      And they killed the mice to measure antibody levels

      Not kidding.

    • whiz

      My blood is not clotting, but it is boiling.

  28. The Bearded Hobbit

    Well, my server finally died (probably power supply). It was running Server 2003 and it was harder and harder to get things to work with it. When I started, probably 20 years ago during the dial-up days, it was my router and provided DNS, DHCP, WINS, and file service. Toward the end it was storing the files for me and the Mrs. and doing nightly backups. I’m grateful for the latter as all that I have lost are the financial data from yesterday.

    So now I have to reconfigure my LAN. One important aspect is the server was also my PDC, and I don’t have an alternate. I’m into unknown territory here as far as user authentication and file security. Backups remain a priority and I’ve got to now come up with a new system.

    RIP Yapashi. You served well.

    • Pat

      Can you just replace the PSU at least temporarily until you get a different solution going?

      Is this for an office or just your home network?

    • Rat on a train

      I moved to NAS for file storage. I setup iSCSI for Windows backups. Losing DHCP and local DNS would be a problem.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        @Pat: I can probably resurrect the box by replacing the power supply but I’ve been getting STOP errors for a while now and it’s inevitable that I was going to have to replace it at some point. It looks like that point has shown up. It started off life when I was hosting a dial-up ISP but has been nothing but a home LAN for almost two decades.

        @Rat: It looks like something like NAS has saved my bacon in this case. My backups were from the server to a USB disk on my computer and those files are what I am now using. I’m getting DHCP and DNS from my internet providers so that is no longer an issue.

      • Pat

        That being the case I’d also join the chorus and recommend a NAS with some local services. I rolled my own, which I prefer for ease of maintenance and software compatibility, but there’s great prebuilds as well.

      • Pat

        If you do choose the DIY route, TrueNAS Core and OpenMediaVault make it stupid easy to set up services through a nice web-based graphical interface instead of SSHing and doing everything manually.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I just set up a synology a few weeks back. Spendy, but plug and play. The only thing I regret is not going up a model so that it could transcode 1080p without getting laggy.

        *starts shopping for servers on eBay*

      • Pat

        Probably cheaper to just replace your clients with something that does hardware decoding. I use a RPi4 for my living room entertainment center with primarily h264 and h265 content. To be fair, most of it’s old TV series in 720p or 480p, but it’s never choked on a 1080p movie. And there’s way better hardware out there for a video client than a RPi.

    • Sensei

      https://www.synology.com/en-us/products/DS220+

      I have an older 4 bay. Given the size and cost of HDDs RAID 1 is fine now I think and it’s cheaper.

      You can run most Linux based networking services on it including windows specific.

      • Rat on a train

        I have a RS1219+ running RAID 10. I setup a DS220+ for my sister. Both have worked well.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        I am not in need of an industrial-scale system. I have daily Quicken documents, and a scattering of Excel, Word, and, occasionally other files from legacy programs. Probably 5Meg max. And no, I’m not sticking them on The Cloud.

      • Rat on a train

        So no 60 drive models?

  29. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Buy a used server off EBay and install Ubuntu with Nextcloud and/or Plex

    No proprietary operating systems to deal with

    • Pat

      I don’t see the point of Ubuntu on a server instead of just going with Debian since it’s the base system for Ubuntu anyway and it’s going to be headless. Unless you’re paying for support from Canonical, of course.

    • Rat on a train

      Ew, Ubuntu.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        To me the issue is the loss of the PDC. Since I’m down to two computers perhaps I’ll back down from the domain to the workspace.

        Unless there is a way for a Win10 Pro box to pick up the duty. I’m not expecting it.

      • Pat

        You can use Samba on Linux as a Windows domain controller.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Hmm, thanks. Will muse on that for a while.

      • Pat

        Thinking about it, another option might be to spin up a minimal Windows VM from a Linux server or Docker and use that as the domain controller. I’m not 100% certain if that would work, but might be worth thinking about too.

  30. Tonio

    Okay, I don’t know if this is going to work, or not.

    But, here’s the linky to the purported, supposed, aspirational Glibs Humpday Zoom, which is supposed to automagically self-start at 19:55 CT every Wednesday night.

    • Old Man With Candy

      The secret is that you have to be logged into Zoom before you hit the link. Otherwise, no workie.