A Glibertarians Exclusive: Shadow, Part I
A warm place, a human place
Looking out through the invisible wall had gotten boring. It was wet on the other side; she could not smell that through the barrier, but she could see it easily enough. She could hear it, too, the drops of water falling from the sky, splatting on the stones, pattering on the dead leaves. She was much more comfortable on this side, and yet the other side beckoned to her somehow.
Instead, she went to the large pillow her pets kept for her, drawn cozily up to the fire. The Man usually kept the fire going. She didn’t like the Man very much. While it kept the space warm by managing the tame fire, its voice was jarring, deep and rumbling, and it did not pay her proper courtesy. The Woman was kinder, petted her, and most of all, fed her. It was enough that she was able to overlook the annoying barking sounds the Woman made, and the deeper droning sounds the Man made to it in reply.
Both of them had sounds they used to address her. The Woman made the sounds gently, at least as gently as it could, and when the noises were soft and gentle, if it pleased her, she would respond to the Woman, to come and be petted and have her ears scratched. When the Man made the sounds, it was generally upset, usually at some small matter such as where she chose to sharpen her claws. It was an ignorant beast and did not understand the necessity of keeping her catching claws sharp in case some prey presented itself.
In her own head, she had not a sound, but a thought, that she used when thinking of herself. It was an image, a concept, that took in her dark, dark fur, her noiseless walk, her bright eyes, and how she could drift silently through the darkness unseen, unheard, alone.
If there was a human word that could begin to capture that concept, it would be Shadow.
There was another animal in the place. Shadow definitely did not like the other animal. Like her, unlike the humans, it walked on all four legs. Like the humans, unlike her, it was noisy and rude. And most unlike her, it was dirty. It went outside through a swinging piece of the wall, and when it came in it frequently had been rolling in the dirt. Even when reasonably clean, such as just after the Man would take it into a small room near where Shadow ate and pour water and some white foam on it, it still had a sharp, rank odor. What’s more, it looked at her sometimes as though she were the prey animal.
Shadow did not trust Dog, and never would. But then, she didn’t trust the Man, either, and trusted the Woman only slightly, only to supply her with food and petting.
Shadow only really trusted herself.
This was not without reason. The Man, the Woman, and Dog were clearly her inferiors. They were not beautiful, like Shadow. They had not her glossy black fur, her shining golden eyes, or her silent, padded feet. They were noisy, where she had the sense to be quiet. They were awkward, where she was graceful. Shadow walked quietly and could vanish at will into any slightly darkened corner.
Clearly, she was the superior being.
She laid down on the pillow. The fire was warm. Dog came and laid in front of the fire as well. Shadow wrinkled her nose at the bad smell, but for the moment Dog was content to leave her alone, so she concentrated on her grooming. When she had cleaned herself and groomed her fur into glossy loveliness, she gave Dog a fearsome glare – the beast was oblivious – and went to sleep.
Some time later, the Woman came into the room. It had some kind of container with a drink of some sort in it, as it often did, and the drink smelled sharply sweet, like some kind of fruit left too long on the vine. The Man came in a few moments later. It also had some sort of drink. The Man’s drink smelled sharper, with a bitter smell. It was nasty.
The Man and the Woman sat on the big, long pillow that faced the fireplace. Their pillow was high off the floor, with an upright portion at the back to support their long, awkward upright bodies. They made noises at each other for a while. Shadow ignored their noisy rudeness and tried to go back to sleep.
In time, as they always did, the Man and the Woman went off into the other room where they slept. Dog, as it always did, went with them, to sleep at the foot of the huge, raised pillow where the Man and Woman slept. Soon after, Shadow heard their breathing slow and deepen as they slept. The Man made loud snarling noises in his sleep, which Shadow always found annoying.
Shadow lifted her head. Her golden eyes opened wide. It was her time.
Most times, when night fell and they went off to sleep, the Man would draw some kind of stick across the swinging piece of wall Dog used to go outside. When it did this, the piece of wall was blocked shut. But some nights it forgot, as it had done tonight.
Shadow left her pillow. She jumped back up to look again out of the invisible wall. The rain had stopped. It still looked damp outside. Shadow lifted her front paws, reflexively, and shook them, even though the sill she sat on was dry.
I will put up with the wet, she mused, as long as water is not falling from the sky. Others will be outside.
Shadow hopped down to the floor and went to the place where the wall opened. It was heavy. The Dog pushed it open easily. For Shadow it was an effort, but then, she did not need to push it open very far. She pushed, felt it give way, and slipped outside.
The ground was damp, but not unbearably so. Shadow perked up her ears. She could hear the big beasts that ran on the stone path nearby, but at night there weren’t as many of them. But that wasn’t what she was listening for.
There, she realized. She jumped up on the wooden divider behind the human place, then dropped down into the grass on the other side. Another of her kind, one she knew well.
There you are.
And there you are, the other one replied. It was another female like herself, about her size, with fur of dark yellow, orange, and white. Shadow thought of her in terms of her color, and if there was a human word that could begin to capture that concept, it would be Ginger.
Wet, Ginger indicated with her paws and a flick of one ear. Under the trees is better. Others will be there.
We should go there, then, Shadow agreed.
Shadow did not trust Ginger. Ginger had the same preference for being out of the wet that Shadow did, and the same desire for the occasional company of her own kind. But Shadow did not really trust her.
Shadow only really trusted herself.
The two moved together, silently, staying in the shadows. Not far away was a woodlot, where the great trees grew together to block out the sky. They went there, into the woods, to a small area where the grass was short. Others were there. One was a small, slim female, tan with black face, paws, and tail. Shadow always thought of her in terms of her eyes, which were like no other’s eyes Shadow had ever seen, and if there was a human word that could begin to capture that concept, it would be Blue.
Two others were there – males. Shadow thought of them as she thought of all males, and if there was a human word that could begin to capture that concept, it would be simply Tom. Shadow was not in season at the moment, nor were Ginger or Blue, so the Toms were relaxed and peaceful.
Shadow did not trust Blue, nor did she trust the Toms. Shadow only really trusted herself.
Shadow sat at the edge of the open space. Above, the great pale light in the sky came out from behind the clouds. A shadow looked up at it, Ginger came and sat beside her.
Blue approached. Can you see how beautiful my points of seal are tonight? I had just finished by grooming before I came here.
You are beautiful, Ginger indicated, but not so beautiful as my stripes of white and my bands of orange.
You are both beautiful, Shadow agreed. But I am black like the night, and therefore the most beautiful of all.
Before things could turn unpleasant, one of the Toms jumped up on the stump of a tree. I have things to say, he indicated with the wave of a paw and inclining his head just so. Things that will affect all, the community of Cat.
There is no community of Cat, Shadow replied by waving her tail and cocking one ear. There are only us each alone. As has been with Cat forever, we walk by ourselves. As has been with Cat forever, all places are alike to us.
I will say my things I came to say, the Tom nodded. Things of truth, and of beauty. Then you will see. Then you will know.
Shadow did not like the Tom presuming what she might think. She did not care for such a plain beast with dull gray fur telling her anything of beauty, when she was clearly the most beautiful of all. Shadow did not really trust the Tom to say any of these things.
Shadow really only trusted herself.
But, to be polite, in the manner of Cat, she perked up her ears, and composed herself to listen.
***
Trust yourself,
Trust yourself to do the things that only you know best
Trust yourself
Trust yourself to do what’s right and not be second-guessed
Don’t trust me to show you beauty
When beauty may only turn to rust
If you need somebody you can trust, trust yourself.
Right on. Nice start. (We’ll see if it goes SF Subaru Horror in coming episodes).
Thanks, Mister Animal!
First?
Sounds like when my wife is mad at me.
Different, but interesting.
It reminds me of a little brown kitten my wife named Chocolate that grew up to be a beautiful black girl so her name morphed to Charcoal.
And Charcoal definitely only trusted herself.
Shadow only really trusted herself.
Preach.
Fantastic premise, Animal. Shadow is a racist little bitch, though.
Nah. She’s just a cat.
I’ve been giving my son a hard time about his dog being racist.
On a recent hunting trip his dog would go berserk when she saw this herd of black cows when we were road hunting in the morning. Later in the trip she paid no attention to a herd of antelope when they were facing away from us and all we could see was their white asses. Then they turned and she immediately started barking when she saw their brown bodies.
Just joking about the antelope. I’m sure she would have barked if she had noticed them right away. She just didn’t see them until they turned.
Of course, that isn’t how I told the story to anyone who would listen.
You road hunt….cows?
That’s what I herd him say, yeah. No bull.
I cud keep this going.
Milk it for all its worth.
I’ll ruminate on it some.
A lot easier to hit than an antelope, harder to dress out. Have to be quicker to get ’em in the freezer, ’cause reasons
Around these parts we call ’em slow elk.
It would behoove him to be wary, the long horns of the law are very unforgiving of this.
And prison food will make you yak.
An arrest for this could be udderly devastating.
Beware of pissing off Swiss with the puns. That cat’ll catbutt us!
Excellent, Animal.
Well written and immediately engaging as usual Animal. I imagine this story is going to re-enforce my opinion on cats.
Chess scandal update:
Magnus Carlsen-Hans Neimann match coming up in about 10 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTm8Ziu_6pQ
As far as I am concerned that dude doesn’t play fair. As far as I’m concerned, he can take that trophy he won by cheating and shove it up his ass.
Hans should make the bed in his hotel room.
Magnus just resigned on move 2.
Magnus just doubled down on the controversy.
Commenters already saying that he has to make a comment, that he can’t just be quiet.
“They were out of tendies in the cafeteria…how could I play on?”
My conspiracy theory is that Magnus is looking for a way to retire without just retiring.
Best tweet so far: its not a big deal, maybe he just didnt prepare against 1. d4.
I never thought their coffee was anything special, but Black Rifle just keeps stepping on their dicks.
That is 14 months ago.
“Last Updated on July 20, 2021”
Lol.
You’re not my supervisor!
How can you expect me to read the byline?
To borrow an Adam Carolla line:
“Yeah, but still…”
Old story, but:
That along with the to-be-sure attack on the Proud Boys, a group he either knows nothing about or is attacking just to get into the good graces of progressives, shows what type of guy you’re dealing with.
I have things to say,
Agent Sloper in cat form?
This is an excellent change of pace, Animal!
That may or may not have been intentional.
Great start, Animal, and I’m not kitten, either
Ok, that just about made me cough/laugh up a lung.
I was thinking the IRA, myself. Very entertaining, Animal. Thanks.
From the morning links, on immigration. First, I was shocked to see The Daily Mail refer to a group of people as illegal immigrants. I thought that phrase had been completely removed from the media lexicon outside far right extremist websites. Second:
This was a lot of cute language to dance around the fact that these people traveled willingly. And as for any promises made, it doesn’t seem that they are any different than the ones NGO’s like the ones paying for the lawyers in this case or the Democratic politicians offer illegals on a daily basis in order to encourage their migrations.
Bad people did it this time – what’s so hard to understand about that?
“numerous false promises [to the migrants] – including of work opportunities, schooling for their children, and immigration assistance”
I have little doubt those are all things that sanctuary cities have said they provide to illegals. So, who made the false promise, again?
“Yeah, but we didn’t actually mean it!”
They are damn well illegal if they show up in the elites’ towns!
Aftrnoon, Glibs. I’ve made it to the Upper Pennensula and checked into a rather nice-looking place here in Marquette.
I forgot to stop for lunch, and should probably find something to eat.
How’s everyone else doing?
There’s actually a good Cajun restaurant in Marquette, in case you like that cuisine. I was a little disappointed that, at least at that time, they didn’t offer blackened whitefish.
Do you recall the name?
A quick internet search will find it for you, only to reveal that it’s closed on Mondays
But are you sure it’s the one GT is talking about?
If I had wanted to be really snarky, I would have searched for leather bars in Marquette and given you the name of one of those.
I think it was Lagniappe: https://marquettecajun.com/
I may be able to quickly locate my credit card statement from that month to confirm.
Wel, if it is, I won’t be able to visit until at least tomorrow.
Since that an ill-advised amount of time to wait for lunch, I’m going to head on out now.
Be back after I’ve gotten something.
If I do have my (electronic) cc statement from that far back (August or September of 2019, I think?) It’s on my work PC, and I came home early today. I’ll try to check tomorrow, but I fear it IS the place that’s closed Monday.
There’s always Culver’s! 😃🍨
What hotel are you staying at? I stayed at the big fancy Landmark, downtown ’cause it was off season and a weeknight. The place was really nice, and had a good restaurant on the ground floor.
HH was a giant success! The Glibs want to put on a floor show, UCS and CPRM were talking everyone’s ear off, Yusef kept pounding laptop ’cause Tundra kept mysteriously appearing. TTyrant was afraid to leave the newest glib for a second, all the grannies in the crowd were following them around. The Kinnath Family put on an art show, he with his mead, Mrs K showing the ladies how to do real needle point. JImbo supervised the Stillhunters, safely from a distance, loading their truck up with wood but fortunately the Stillhunters ignored him, as did most of the others. All MikeS talked about was how noisy NoDak was this year, with the two new people moving in. PONick claimed he’d caught the smoked salmon he brought, the Putrid Meats were mostly well behaved, staying after everyone else had left, to help with the clean up. They did complain that MN VN food was a little different than the other VN restaurants serve. Zep, my bee partner and lurker showed up with brisket and was everyone’s friend after that.
The food was varied and super, no one left hungry, though I didn’t get a chance to enjoy PONicks salmon but that’s my own fault for waiting too long.
I appreciate all the work the workers did and they did a fantastic job , freeing me up to do the PR work, settle the inter Glib disputes and secretly handing out chits to the recalcitrants to be used next year. The crowd was orderly, as long as the security people were on site. A great time was had by all and we’re looking forward to next year. Tundra needs to come to defend himself against the inflammatory remarks by some, well one, person. Everyone else can mark the 3rd Sunday in September on their calendar.
I promise that next year that we won’t compete against the queen’s funeral.
I will endeavor to be less chatty.
I forgot to mention that Richard earlier had sent Vermont Maple Syrup, I put a bottle on the table and his letter outside on the Glib table to be shared with everyone.
Thanks again, Richard.
🙂
Eddie was there?
Neither LC1789 or I were there!
Late to the party as usual, but I never miss an Animal story. This one did not disappoint, essence of cat served up on a tasty platter.