Don’t Doxx Me Bro! Part The Three

by | Sep 7, 2022 | Film | 117 comments

In 2007 my friend this guy I know someone wrote a trilogy of short films set in an interconnected universe taking place in the 1950s. Whoever this person is, they/them wrote a 50s UFO short, a Wolf-Man short, and a Creature Feature short featuring our old friend, The Soggy Bog Monster.

The first produced was the UFO short, They Came From The Stars. A UFO lands on a rural ranch and only Sheriff Bo-bob and Dr. Jack Handy, who works at the old UFO Research Facility on Route 10, can save the day.

The film appeared on local TV and won a couple of on-line film festivals. Generating zero dollars in revenue. [TRT:00:05:28] (again, this version suffers from compression rates at the time of the Youtube upload, the version from local TV is higher quality, but not properly presented in 16×9)

As an aside: I turn 40 May of 2023. I would like to do a Gathering of the Glibalos for this event. I’m not sure how to set up contact info yet, I’d like interested parties to keep this time frame in mind until I figure it out. Mike’s and our long lost Sir Digby have expressed interest in attending already.  Keep in mind, this is rural bumfuck Wisconsin.

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117 Comments

  1. The Hyperbole

    This is the best stuff your friend this guy you know someone has done, bravo whomever.

  2. R.J.

    Yeah! This was the first film you shared with me. Then I shared ‘Armageddon Fabulosa’ back and you didn’t talk to me for months. Ha!

    You should set up something in the forum for the meetup. I am all in with that much advance planning. Forum solves all those exchanging info problems.

  3. Yusef drives a Kia

    I can make the trip, lemme know where and when

  4. rhywun

    I turn 40 May of 2023

    Kids say the darnedest things.

    • Don escaped Texas

      46 was awesome

      I was never 52: I thought I was 53 a year early, so I did that one twice in a way

      • rhywun

        Yeah, I have to pause to remember my age now. Yay.

      • Mojeaux

        I’m 15 and stupid.

      • Chafed

        And hot. Don’t forget hot.

      • slumbrew

        Stupid-hot

    • R.J.

      He is a whippersnapper.

  5. Fourscore

    I would love to attend the festivities but…As you’ll see at the HH things are little more difficult than before, for me.

    I’m enjoying the movie, a couple actual LOLs burst forth. Thanks CPRM

  6. rhywun

    That was fun. Your someone looks familiar.

  7. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    Love the old skool vibe!

    A silly ol gun!

  8. Shpip

    Keep in mind, this is rural bumfuck Wisconsin.

    I’ve been looking for an excuse to tow my car up to Road America (in Elkhart, between Sheboygan and Fond du Lac). If there’s a Track Day scheduled anywhere near your birthday, I might be game.

  9. Gustave Lytton

    Happy advance birthday, old man! Don’t forget to check your prostate.

  10. MikeS

    I’ll say it again; this one is my favorite. I’d love to see a higher quality version of this (and all the rest)

    • MikeS

      They come to probe us?

      hahaha

    • CPRM

      Not really sure how much more high quality the remaining copies I have are. Many years and many hard drive moves, I have misplaced much. The only one that I know I have a much higher quality version than the youtube upload is ‘I Was A Teenage Wolf-Man’, but that is a rough cut that used different takes than the final sound mix, and I never got around to trying to merge the two into one higher quality video because I’m lazy.

  11. The Bearded Hobbit

    rural bumfuck Wisconsin

    I love rural bumfuck Wisconsin. A large branch of the family is the the area around Muscoda and a few still live there. Wonderful area.

    Hope to see you next spring.

  12. DEG

    “Space invaders from space”

    🙂

    • MikeS

      “Where’d they come from?”

      😊

  13. straffinrun

    No joke, the acting strode the the line between campy and cheesy perfectly. 🤌

  14. Don escaped Texas

    hot hot hot!

    dude driving ’round Memphis shooting strangers

    vox populi: save us!

    MPD: shelter in place

    me: fuck around and find out you piece o’ shit

    journos: we have no idea why this keeps happening

      • straffinrun

        There’s probably a GoFundMe raising money for his bail already.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Let me guess, his FB account isn’t suspended either.

        “Maybe it was Memphis…” 🎶

    • Don escaped Texas

      ideal scenario: some big mama caps his stupid ass and becomes the symbol of unity, sense, justice, and self-reliance city-wide

      I would give anything for it to end that way

      • Don escaped Texas

        oh well: cops got to him first

        now we get to pay 2043092043u083eUSD to try and incarcerate him

        sentenced the three years for attempted murder but out early because reasons

      • Chafed

        How do you get a 3 year sentence for attempted murder?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        He was just about to turn his life around back when he attempted to kill that guy.

    • creech

      Obviously, he’s a MAGA Amish dude.

  15. MikeS

    He’s shooting white people

    Do you have a link for that?

    • straffinrun

      He’s yelling that he wants “JUSTICE!” and is shooting randos. I bet Drake is right.

      • MikeS

        I guess I thought this crowd dealt with facts and not “I bet”. One link made no mention of race and the other showed one white guy getting shot. Hardly conclusive proof that “he’s shooting white people”.

      • rhywun

        I’m not touching this one for at least 48 hours.

      • straffinrun

        I’m not saying it’s proven. My hunch only. And, yes, I would still bet it’s correct.

      • straffinrun

        BTW, you’ve got video of him actually shooting a white person. Only white people? That we’ll see.

      • MikeS

        He’s shooting white people while live streaming.

        This is the comment I have a problem with. Statement of fact, and I asked for proof of the stated fact. A video of a white person getting shot is in no way proof that he is shooting white people.

        If the roles were reversed in this situation, I wonder how some of the comments here might differ…

      • straffinrun

        We aren’t above conjecture. Look at the comments right after the Vegas shooting or even Covington kid. Yeah, it’s not a fact yet. He claims to have shot 5 people so far. Drake is over his skis on the proven part, but honestly would you bet against the guy’s social media being filled with anti white people crap?

      • kinnath

        I didn’t need to see that.

      • straffinrun

        It’s straight out of crime and punishment when he kills the landlady. You know there was a chain a justifications he used to blow through the red lights that go off in your head when immoral thoughts pop up. Tragic and infuriating.

  16. straffinrun

    Monkey Pox is caused by lack of physical contact with grass.

  17. Mojeaux

    I am going to vent.

    With regard to the Memphis jogger who was abducted and killed, the news is talking about women running whenever they want dressed how they want. Okay, that’s fine. Also true. However we know that that, like splitting lanes, is not always the smartest thing to do. Okay. But here! Take women’s self-defense classes!!!!!

    No. Stop it. A 6- or 12- or 24- or 40-hour class is not going to make you able to defend yourself. You’ll know enough to get yourself killed (especially with your shitty stance and bad form) (go for the eyes if you can).

    Get a fucking gun and learn it, live it, love it.

    • Don escaped Texas

      #RunWithAGun901

    • R.J.

      Agreed. And display it prominently. This concealed carry shit is nor helpful.

      • Mojeaux

        Correct. Bra or shoulder holster.

      • EvilSheldon

        Do I need to pull up a bunch of videos of open carriers having their guns stolen in broad daylight? Again?

        The bad guys are not afraid of your gun.

    • kinnath

      I bought my daughter a pistol and a case of practice ammo then taught her how to shoot.

      Carry a gun.

    • creech

      Got into an argument with the spouse about this situation. I say that you to never get into the abductor’s car – scream, fight, get shot or knifed, but your chance of survival is better than if you meekly get in the car. Spouse says “He has a gun on you, you shouldn’t fight. Maybe he’ll let you go after he has his way or robs you, but you’ll have a better chance than if you fight back.” What do the protection experts say?

      • Mojeaux

        Well, do fight as much as you can. Don’t make it easy for him. Make him work for it and he may decide you’re not worth the trouble. Just don’t go in thinking you can be a badass and bring this guy down. You aren’t, can’t, won’t.

      • Mojeaux

        Also, be willing to get shot, knifed, killed. You aren’t going to come out of it unscathed anyway.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        From what I understand if under attack (robbery or rape or whatever) when unarmed then deal with the situation as you can. If they want to take you someplace then fight like your life depends upon it because it probably does.

      • rhywun

        I think the end result depends on how crazy-nuts your attacker is.

        I’ve had a gun pointed at me. As I was shitting bricks, it did not occur to me to “fight back” because I didn’t know how crazy-nuts he was and how can you know that?

    • Ted S.

      Consequences are only for the Icky Class people we dislike.

  18. Brochettaward

    If you were First, you’d be First.

  19. Gustave Lytton

    Let me guess, Jeff German’s murder will be thoroughly investigated, more so than some other incident that may have happened.

    • Gustave Lytton

      He was known for his stories about government malfeasance and political scandals and coverage of the 2017 mass shooting at a Las Vegas music festival that killed 60 people and wounded more than 400 others.

      Or maybe not.

      • rhywun

        What 2017 mass shooting at a Las Vegas music festival that killed 60 people and wounded more than 400 others?

      • Lackadaisical

        Never heard of it, probably fake news.

      • slumbrew

        Doesn’t ring any bells.

        Also, we need to ban bump stocks!

      • DrOtto

        They had to smother Vegas otherwise the left would have to give Trump credit for banning bump-stocks.

      • MikeS

        What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

    • rhywun

      I prefer them taken alive. Prevents shit from being swept under the rug.

      • Brochettaward

        Oh, it will still be swept under the rug. It’s a black shooter. Regardless of his motives, the media is going to bury this.

        Does anyone even remember the Dallas BLM shooter who took out like 18 cops? Can’t recall if he was taken alive or not.

      • DrOtto

        They used a police robot with a grenade to take him out.

  20. Mojeaux

    Just had to tell a prospective client her vendor did a good job on her ebook and that I would not be able to fix the problem because Amazon is the problem, not the ebook.

    I like it better when there’s a problem with the ebook so I can make money.

    • Brochettaward

      Mo;

      If I send you the first draft of my manifesto, will you edit it for me?

      • slumbrew

        Why are you trying to get Mojeaux on a list?

        I mean, another list…

      • Lackadaisical

        The first firster’s guide to Firsting your very first first?

      • Mojeaux

        Sure, but there is only one way to spell “first.”

      • Brochettaward

        You know what? I’m going to have to fire you.

      • Mojeaux

        You can’t fire me! I quit!

  21. slumbrew

    At my MIL’s.

    I really need to restock the liquor cabinet; it’s painfully low on brown liquor.

    Some fucker drank all the single malt.

    (that dude looks an awful lot like me)

  22. Brochettaward

    Some dumb bitch asked if that was a First in my pocket or if I was just happy to see her, and I told that dumb bitch that of course it was a First and that she shouldn’t flatter herself by thinking otherwise.

  23. CPRM

    No Wednesday Zooms? Now I’ll feel like an alcoholic drinking on Wednesday night.

    • CPRM

      Never mind, there’s a new Half in the Bag. It’ll feel like I’m hanging out with friends for an hour while I watch it.

    • rhywun

      It helps if you drink every other night too.

      • Don escaped Texas

        cheers

  24. Don escaped Texas

    Yay: a tomorrow filled with cop-loving, new-law-loving, over-reach tolerating, back the blue bullshit

    let’s hire another 2000 cops to pursue goals that they can never achieve

    • Chafed

      Now you’ve got it.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Don’t ever let them a large group get you out of the car. If you only end up in the hospital you’re lucky.

      • Not Adahn

        There was a guy here put on trial for running over a pack of motorcyclists. He was acquitted because a) the initial story form the bikers was that he stayed in his lane until the first motorcycle hit him and b) the physical evidence was that he was driving in his own lane until the first motorcycle hit him.

    • Grosspatzer

      Lehigh Valley just jumped to the top of the list of potential Patzer relocation destinations.

      • Sean

        I’m just outside it. I like where I live.

    • Rat on a train

      When he was released in February, the parole board set conditions on his contact with his partner and children and also said he should not enter into relationships with women without written permission from his parole officer.

      There’s a pickup line. “My parole officer approves of you.”

      • Not Adahn

        What a realistic and workable solution!

      • Grosspatzer

        Heh. Meetings with my first parole officer took place in a New Brunswick bar. The PO bought the beers and would have been happy to provide any required relationship documentation. I was disappointed when his replacement turned out to be a sweet old church lady.

  25. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Jeez, that Memphis shootings story. What a lunatic asshole…

    • Sean

      19 years old.

      Previously charged in 2020.

      Fuck these judges and prosecutors.

  26. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    whats goody

  27. DEG

    Mornin’

    Gym time.

  28. Grosspatzer

    Mornin’, reprobates! Fine sunny cool morning, feels like fall. Me likee.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, ‘patzie, DEG (pumped up!), homey, Sean, Stinky, NA, and RoaT!

      Got a nice “putter day” ahead, including assembling the Paddy O’Furniture that was delivered yesterday and duly transported, piece by piece, to the basement proto-ManCave.

      • Gender Traitor
      • Grosspatzer

        Nice!

      • Rat on a train

        I have that table in buffet form on the deck for the cats.

      • Gender Traitor

        Lucky kittehs! 😺

  29. Grosspatzer

    Looks like the panicdemic is hitting Florida hard.

    https://nypost.com/2022/09/07/wall-street-stampede-into-palm-beach-leaves-elite-private-schools-short/

    “The ongoing swarm of finance titans from New York City into Palm Beach has left the glitzy enclave’s private school sector unable to meet demand, according to a report.”

    Take that, DeSantis! On the bright side, this exodus should make room in NYC for the influx of immigrants arriving from Texas.

    • Gender Traitor

      They’re all deciding to commit suicide more slowly than just jumping out of their high-rise office windows?