Flip City – oh yeah

by | Sep 20, 2022 | Games, Pastimes, Sports | 168 comments

the parking lot

5 bucks a day

the old shed

This course has been on my list since I moved to Michigan two years ago, and after some ultimatums two of my buddies decided to join me so we went South.

 

The town of Shelby is barely a town but it does have a Wesco so after a covfefe stop we journeyed on to Woodruff Road. A few miles of dirt two track and we were there.

some dense areas

Wide open drives

This place is a dedicated course like no other, outhouses, water, and shacks to hang out and rest in, way cool. Every tee box has benches.

Shack #1

The start was wide open with park style shots but then we met the trees, we thought about how to maneuver rather than panic, being from Manistee we don’t sweat trees.

 

It was an absolutely park like experience, there were some hills but we got to throw big bomber shots off of them to great effect.

It took two hours to play 8 holes, a slow start so we said fuck it and had lunch.

how cool

Graffito

After grub and a big fat joint we were on our way!

A boomer

the actual tee box

Bloody rocks!

Nice lie

Very few tree hits, big drives, starframes and more, we were kicking ass, until…

Jack pines, oh goody

Rock art, what gives Baby?

Many courses are set up with alternate holes, this is no exception. So we play from #11 to A1-A6 then onto #12 which makes up 24 holes.

#12/19

#12 teepad up there

This hole drives across a valley to an elevated basket on a ridge, totally nuts!

but first Nic and Josiah stopped off for a quick game of disc poker.

 

Nick on the left, Josiah to the right

 

To be honest the shots weren’t difficult, straight 250 foot drives ito a back stop, heaven help you if you go over the top.

3 perfect drives

Poor Nicko got a roll away 120 feet down the hill and finished double bogey after a short birdie putt, damn!

after that hill I took a quick nap

Old Man

the rest of the course was very open and friendly, and had a very fun feature on #23.

Whee!

we finished with some great drives and pars all around, if we had more supplies we would played it again.

In 25 years and a lot of courses Flip City is far and away the best course I ever played. Every kind of shot is offered, the fairways are to die for, and a lot of big challenges present themselves. not the easiest, nor the hardest, but the funnest.

I will return.

 

 

 

 

 

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Yusef drives a Kia

Yusef drives a Kia

Punctually illiterate But never late

168 Comments

  1. MikeS

    Kick ass, Yusef. I caught a cold and am headed to bed. Will give this a propoer lookover tomorrow. But from my quick skim it looks super fun. I hope I can get over there sometime and play it with you.

    • Ted S.

      I’m sorry you have Long Covid.

      • Fourscore

        Too much excitement on Sunday, wore MikeS out, lowered his LC resistance

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Ha!
        Love you Sir!

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      My adventure article will impress you,
      Fun game Saturday, horseshoe shaped holes? OK

  2. rhywun

    Sweet!

    Just out of curiosity… are any of that clan not stoners? 🙂

    • hayeksplosives

      Babylon Bee covered that recently:

      https://babylonbee.com/news/newbie-disc-golfer-not-even-high

      “I just didn’t know what was so great about chasing your own frisbee, but some of my buddies at work were raving about it,” said Mr. King. “So I got a couple of discs and went to a course to try it out. I don’t know what kind of fertilizer they use, but the course had a really unique smell! All the other disc golfers were super friendly. Very chill atmosphere.”

      • rhywun

        LOL!

        I didn’t know they had a disc golf beat.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Thats would be us😊

    • Shpip

      It’s like the hacky sack crew got kicked off the campus quad and, approaching middle age, decided to get a little walking in while enjoying their doobage.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        A good sack spoiled?

      • DEG

        HAH!

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      No, none, we de ganja folks

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      No

  3. DEG

    “Memory Ale Hill”

    Nice

  4. Yusef drives a Kia

    I just got home, even played a course a mile from the ferry, got drunk on the boat and survived 1150 miles

  5. Grosspatzer

    Thanks, Yusef!

    Mark Twain described golf as a good walk spoiled. Disc golf seems like an improvement. The equipment is certainly more affordable.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Easy to have fun, and as serious as you like, but just great people.
      I have 7 states now!

  6. Gustave Lytton

    being from Manistee we don’t sweat trees.

    Manistree?

  7. rhywun

    @Penguin

    Thx for the Nitzer Ebb video – that was awesome.

  8. DrOtto

    Justin Castro – I see what they did there.

    • DrOtto

      Gotdammit – I Brooks’e it. Should be a response to the Babylon Bee commie food story.

  9. thrakkorzog

    Not much of a stoner, but I do like frisbee golf. It’s a nice excuse to walk around with friends. Plus even if you suck at it, you still kind of look OK.

    Nobody has ever been made fun of for throwing a Frisbee like a girl. Because, let’s face it, there is no badass way to throw a frisbee. So it’s a great equalizer that way.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Its a disc not a frisbee, and you wish you plated like a girl. You have no idea what we can do with a disc you heathen
      🍻🦎!

      • thrakkorzog

        Don’t think the TM lawyer guys are around, so I’m cool with calling it a frisbee. The guys running the local disc golf course have to call it a disc for fear of a lawsuit.

        Look, there are enough people trying to censor words. I have to have my minor moments of defiance.

        It’s a goddamned frisbee.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        You throw toys, I play a very sophicated sport, enjoy whatever makes you happy.

      • Brochettaward

        You suck ass through a straw.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I watched the bouncer at Nell’s turn you away.

      • thrakkorzog

        When your sport is mostly known for people being high as a kite while playing, it’s probably not that sophisticated.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Paul Mcbeth makes a million a year, so go fuck yourself

      • thrakkorzog

        Who is that? I she a strong forward for the WNBA?

    • rhywun

      Still baffled why we are partnering with the CCP to produce bioweapons. Are we really that stupid?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yes, yes we are…or in cahoots which is worse.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Stealth Posi/Biden?

      • rhywun

        I can only shrug and hope that I am gone before they turn them against us.

      • thrakkorzog

        Did you die 3 years ago? Or are you a ghost?

        They already unleashed them against us.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        If that was it their R&D sucks and I think we’ll, most of us anyway, be OK. An accidental leak though? Almost certainly.

      • thrakkorzog

        What can ya do? The cheap Chinese version of The Stand is as good as everything else the Chicoms make.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, that occurred to me. Maybe this was just a trial run.

      • slumbrew

        “Cock-up over conspiracy”

        The Wuhan Flu was just an accident. If they wanted to cull the population it would have been SARS or MERS, but with a longer incubation.

      • robodruid

        I have “believed it possible” a biological SS reduction plan.

      • rhywun

        At the rate every so-called conspiracy theory is coming true lately, sounds plausible to me.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        The Georgia Guidestones was just hiding the evidence. Isn’t it interesting how there’s been no follow up (so far as I can tell anyway)?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Come on guy, the ladies’ an expert. Have some respect for her expertness (at covering her own ass).

      • Chafed

        I may have been unfair.

    • Brochettaward

      I wonder if any bot accounts linked to the US military ever posted with the intent to influence the voters in another country’s elections. Maybe some badass pro-Zelensky memes, you know?

      Maybe the Russians should start indicting whoever is behind these US military troll accounts, like Mueller did with the Russians.

      • Brochettaward

        I should also add that it’s rather comical that the leadership at the Pentagon has to order a report to know what is actually going on in the Pentagon. Like, somehow this shit is getting funded and being conducted, but the guys at the top are clueless to all the details. Who exactly signs off on this shit?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        They know what’s going on. They’re just signing off on a whitewash, plausible deniability and whatnot. Their clandestine psy op investigation is a clandestine psy op.

      • Mojeaux

        Independence Day reliably informed me that all the unaccounted-for funding goes to Area 51 and space alien research.

      • Brochettaward

        You might even be able to say, to add to the above, that all the hysteric claims of Russian disinformation and election interference were an example of a massive case of projection. If we’re doing it, certainly so must our enemies!

        We are doing it on a mass scale far beyond anything Mueller accused the Russians of doing.

  10. Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

    Just got home from dinner with the Bearded Hobbit and his lovely wife. A wonderful night, we met at a local brewery, sampled its wares, both dinner and beers, and had wonderful conversation. Truly a night to write home about.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Glad you had good time!

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      Yes, very enjoyable!

  11. Festus

    That looks fun as hell! On a more serious note, can we just take the kind of people that believe that electricity comes from those funny holes in the wall out behind the barn and make them go away forever? Dimwit slept in Judi’s car for the last few nights and apparently left the dome light on. Now I’m out at least 200 bucks for a new battery plus the hassle. I wouldn’t be so steamed except this has happened nearly a dozen times to me before and some of them were in very remote locations. There is not much worse than coming back to the work truck and finding that employee has been listening to tunes for hours. Next comes the turn of the key and the dreaded “click-click-click”. Basic vehicle maintenance needs to become a prerequisite to “adulting”. Asshoe.

    • Festus

      It’s always the same sort of person. They think that they are smaahter than everybody else. We used to have World Wars to separate the wheat from the chaff. *grumbles*

      • Mojeaux

        We used to have World Wars to separate the wheat from the chaff.

        Not wrong.

      • Festus

        You are 100 miles from nowhere and your partner in crime decides that he’s done for the day. “My saw broke down!” “What’s an alternator?” “Try the key again!” No mystery why I lost my teeth in my Forties.

    • slumbrew

      That sucks, Festus.

      Not enough to jumpstart it? Didn’t realize draining the battery could warrant a replacement.

      • Mojeaux

        Didn’t realize draining the battery could warrant a replacement.

        If it’s drained too many times or if your alternator can’t rejuice it.

      • Festus

        The battery is older and I’d rather just replace it now rather than in the middle of winter. It gets mighty cold up here. It’s just the “don’t give a shit-ness” that really broils my bacon. Oh yeah, curlicue atop the cone, I charged the car battery but the spare fob’s battery was dead. Couldn’t even diagnose. Much internal Yosemite ensued!

      • slumbrew

        That “boy” sounds like a dumbass, in addition to being an addict. My condolences.

      • Festus

        One more sleep. When Judi is off to the city he becomes no concern of mine. She’s been doing yoeman’s work trying to set him up in supportive housing. I wish them both well but once she’s gone the deadbolts get turned. Sink or swim, 40 year-old child.

      • slumbrew

        40?! I thought it was late 20’s, which was bad enough…

      • Festus

        If he were that young I wouldn’t have shunned him. All of this drug-fueled idiocy is pretty recent. The other stuff seems ingrained.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        What’s his poison? Don’t have to answer.

      • Festus

        Whatever all the cool kids are doing these days? How should I know? I don’t wanna know! When I was a kid it was LSD and mushrooms and you’d sleep it off eventually. Maybe some MDA or DMT. Cocaine was way too expensive and none of my cohort put needles in their bodies.

  12. rhywun

    Lol I’m watching live tennis in San Diego and it sounds like (a) they are on the tarmac of the airport there and (b) they’re surrounded by drag racing tracks too.

    *This tournament is one of the replacements for the again cancelled China swing that usually takes place at this time of the year.

    • slumbrew

      That’s a good reminder that tennis was the only (?) sport that, rightfully, told China to go fuck itself when the Chi Coms wanted them to bend the knee.

      Unexpected, but a pleasant surprise.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      We host tennis??

      • Ted S.

        The WTA used to have one of their big warm-ups for the US Open in, I believe, La Jolla, around the turn of the century, the other big warm-up being Canada. But the WTA has consistently tried to imitate the structure of the ATP tour, leading to Cincinnati becoming the big warm-up in the US.

        Most of the WTA’s imitation of the ATP has been for the worse.

    • Festus

      I used to “play” tennis with my ex. Her idea of tennis was pickle-ball before it was invented. She only wanted to gently volley and every once in awhile when she got cocky I would slam one down the line. I mentioned that she is my ex, right?

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Airport and flight path are very central, wherever they’re playing.

    • grrizzly

      I’ll be there in person on Saturday. Last year they even had good players there. Not this year. Out of money? Didn’t have funds to pay anyone in the top 20 to come? Why am I going there other than an expiring IHG certificate?

      • Chafed

        Sounds like it’s time for a San Diego Glibs meet up.

      • rhywun

        Let’s go Brandon! is there. A couple others I like.

        But yeah, it’s a 250 so you’re going to get mostly randos – there are several on this draw I’ve never even heard of.

  13. whiz

    Every tee box has benches. That’s amazing.

    We have a nice course here that has both open spaces and trees. And water hazards — I once lost a disc on a putt that sailed just past the hole and into an adjacent stream.

    • Festus

      T’was the Lady of the Lake taking back her own.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I had that happen last weekend,
      Just dont throw that way,
      Oh Fuck

    • Festus

      I got so pissed off about a missed putt (stick golf) that I flung my putter backhanded at the chain link fence and it somehow went through and landed on the highway. After it was run over a couple of times I was able to retrieve it. It looked like an “S”. Million to one shot, Doc! I’ve refrained from fits of temper on the course since then.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Disc is Zen, you are supposed to throw things,

      • Festus

        I’d be a better golfer if I could just throw that wee ball down the fairway.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        My dad quit golf because of his temper.

      • The Hyperbole

        Twice I’ve had to climb a tree to retrieve my putter. I don’t play anymore.

      • Gender Traitor

        Hey, Teh Hype – thanks for the Acrostic! You know I’m a sucker for them, and it was a delightful diversion!

      • The Hyperbole

        Glad you enjoyed it. more to come.

      • Grosspatzer

        Can confirm. And a new clue for the aquatic mammal that appears in every puzzle!

  14. slumbrew

    Bittersweet to see Chara retire but happy for the one-day contract to see him retire as a Bruin.

    • Festus

      I never hated him. He played his Junior years up here. Got to watch him play a time or three. You could tell he was going to the show.

      • slumbrew

        Hard to hate, I think. Just played hard (while being a giant person).

  15. Gustave Lytton

    The third senator from NY is running ads about how no government should have any control over a woman’s body. What fucking idiot. You’re about 2.5 years too late on that count, you fucking retarded ghoul.

    • Ownbestenemy

      They are doing same here in NV. How dare politicians make medical decisions! Now get your vaccine or get fired.

  16. straffinrun

    You won’t get me coming back to the states without me finding Yusef and sharing a fat. That course looks fun.

    • Festus

      Bow-Chicka-Wow-wow!

      • straffinrun

        😬 * Fat J

      • Chafed

        Sure Straff.

  17. Ownbestenemy

    Fun looking course Yusef! Thanks for sharing

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Yo dude, thanks for the props eh?

      • Fourscore

        Yusef made the rounds at HH, is everyone’s friend.

  18. Sean

    Mornin y’all.

    • rhywun

      Biden attended a Democratic National Committee fundraiser in New York City [….] The president also urged those in attendance to get their booster shots if they have not already.

      LOL know your audience dude.

      • Rat on a train

        They are all waiting for permission to get their next one.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      He opened a can of worms. Massie and others have started calling for an immediate end to all emergency powers now that the pandemic is “over.”

    • Rat on a train

      Police said the two dogs, believed to be pit bulls, mauled the toddler on a back deck.

      You don’t say.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Got any good news? Or is it just shock and awe Sean?

      • Sean

        Gerbil link just above.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Tik tok is not a great example unless you are a CCP spy

    • Rat on a train

      They are coming for your orphans.

    • rhywun

      I like Chipotle.

      The penalties will go to the Labor Department’s Child Labor Law Enforcement Trust Vacation Fund

      FTFY

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Metoo

      • Sean

        Bubbkoos > Chipotle

      • Sean

        Bubbakoos.

        Gotta get ready for work.

      • rhywun

        Never heard of it. Maybe the next time I’m in Staten Island….

      • Rat on a train

        A bit far from here.

    • rhywun

      OFFS!

      Subtitle should be “Dopey millennial stringer finds conservative in the mist – outrage! ensues”

    • Rat on a train

      How dare he joke about the leader.

    • rhywun

      PS. The joke was funny.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      I don’t care for articles that are primarily about the responses of random nitwits on Twatter, half of whom are probably bots or paid propagandists like BrooklynDadDefiant.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      Wild pawpaw tends not to be very sweet. I’m sure there are varieties that are, but the local ones here have been lacking. The kids like to go shake them out of the trees every September, they just don’t like prepping them for eating,

      It’s kind of like a less sweet banana with hints of vanilla.

  19. DEG

    Mornin’

    Overnight I lost a chance to add another Finn Mosin on an antique receiver to my collection.

    Last night while putting a Kar98k back together, I discovered something I missed. The receiver is cracked. It’s probably a parts gun.

    Off to the gym.

    • Gender Traitor

      There isn’t even a law firm that will take up your case?? I suppose I would have seen commercials for them by now…

    • Grosspatzer

      “Police have not said whether the suspect had been acting alone.”

      INSURRECTION!!!11!1!!

  20. Gender Traitor

    Good morning, RoaT, DEG, Sean, rhy, and Yu!

    Going to TRY to go back to work today if my left hip will cooperate. Still pretty owwy, but I don’t want to be a weenie. People deal with a lot worse than this for years, so I’m gonna suck it up, Buttercup.

    • Grosspatzer

      Sigh. Haven’t you heard? Victimhood is all the rage now, here you are presented with a gold-plated victim opportunity and you’re turning it down?

      • Gender Traitor

        That’s not how I roll. At the moment, of course, I “roll” with a bit of a limp.

      • Gender Traitor

        How I roll (minus the morning beer.)

      • Grosspatzer

        Good one! I have been known to belt that out on occasion.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Aw, I was wondering how you were doing. You and Mike Tyson. (Are your shoes friendly to you?)

      • Gender Traitor

        Oh, yes, my shoes are VERY friendly to me! I don’t wear silly shoes with spiky heels or anything. For my short, wide “duck feet” (wide at the toes, narrow at the heel) I’ve had great luck at this online retailer!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I have duck feet too.

        Well heck, I’m out of ideas so I will shut up. I forget what type of professional you said you’d seen.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        And thanks for the tip.

      • Gender Traitor

        Ended up seeing the Nurse Practitioner at the D.O.’s office right around the corner from our house. (We can see their door at the back of their building from our back yard. I could have walked there, but….) If the prednisone, exercise, and a little extra ibu don’t take care of it, I’ll give ’em another call.

  21. Grosspatzer

    Mornin’, reprobates!

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, ‘patzie! How you holdin’ up, buckaroo?

      • Grosspatzer

        So far so good, thanks. They say all things must pass, but past experience says otherwise. There is likely an “uncomfortable” procedure coming in 3-4 weeks.

      • Gender Traitor

        Hang in there, baby! And more thanks are due to your Mets, since the ‘birds can’t seem to clinch the NL Central on their own. 🙄

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Thanks for dropping by last Sunday, your presence was acknowledged👍

      • Grosspatzer

        Wish I could have been there, looks like everyone had a grand old time.

  22. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    whats goody

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Sup tres!
      Covfefe or beer?

      • Tres Cool

        I just got home from work….TALL CANS!

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, homey! Looks as if this might really be our last summer day!

      • Tres Cool

        Thats why Im not mowing until tomorrow. I think its supposed to only be in the 60s.
        Today is going to be a scorcher, tho.

    • Grosspatzer

      Yo! Tall Covfefe, hangin’ on the front porch.