Glibcrostic 6

by | Sep 9, 2022 | Books, Choose Your Own Adventure, Fun, Games | 100 comments

After a long hiatus we’re back, I won’t bore you with all the details but suffice to say that computer issues and a reading drought were the main causes. My plan to learn to code and create my own Acrostic builder/solver lasted as long as most of my other plans (which means I quit about halfway there). I did  find some online resources that simplify the creating process and more importantly will generate an online playable version. The bad news is I can’t get it to work on WordPress, so I’ll link to a page on my blog that will be the playable version, for traditionalists below are images that you can print out and play old-school style. You know the drill – Entertainment purposes only…no gambling please, or not… I’m not your sponsor…etc…etc…

Music to solve Glibcrostics to

Playable version

*Go ahead and Google this one, it’s okay.

Solution

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The Hyperbole

The Hyperbole

The Hyperbole can beat any of you chumps at Earthshaker! the greatest pinball machine of all time.

100 Comments

  1. CPRM

    on my blog

    *Holds up nerd sign*

  2. MikeS

    I got three words and gave up.

    • The Hyperbole

      North Dakota – Land of the Quitters.

      • DEG

        North Dakota doesn’t exist.

    • Chafed

      You must be a firster.

      • MikeS

        I got better!

      • Brochettaward

        You must be a guy who pays prostitutes to shit on his chest, because only that sort of person would suggest such a thing.

    • rhywun

      I got ‘O’. This is my first attempt at one of these but I think I’ve seen that clue before….

  3. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    YAS

  4. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    Whoa whoa whoa at # U!

    • MikeS

      Right?! That show is #1

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        Eggsactly.

      • The Hyperbole

        We have at least 2 Julia Child shows, the Frugal Gourmet, Justin Wilson, The dude that popularized beer-can chicken and I’m probably missing one, so thats five shows better than “The Nerd Cooks with Puppets Show”

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        Gun-Totin’ Nerd Teaches Cooking Concepts, Not Just Rote Recipes, With Puppets

      • Aloysious

        It’s nice that the Frug still gets a little respect.

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        He cooked with puppets too!

  5. DEG

    no gambling please, or not

    Or not. OK. You had me worried there for a moment.

  6. MikeS

    “Bong Water” doesn’t fit in #R

    Seriously, is the “2 words” note correct?

    • The Hyperbole

      Yes, for “R”, and while I’m here let me say that “P” should be 2 words as well but also whatever you call it where one word is initializationised.(the puzzle editors on this site are for shite)

      • MikeS

        Well, I was up to 8, now I’m down to 6. I might just go smoke a cigar instead.

      • MikeS

        “P” should be 2 words as well but also whatever you call it where one word is initializationised

        “V” also?

      • The Hyperbole

        No “V” is just one rather common word.

      • MikeS

        Sorry, meant “T”

      • The Hyperbole

        Yeah, I wasn’t sure what to do with that, “2 words” doesn’t seem right and “one word, one roman numeral” seems a little too much.

      • rhywun

        *erases ‘R’*

        *grumbles*

  7. Don escaped Texas

    awesome

    will solve on some evening when it’s not NewWife’s birthday

    buffalo tenderloin, mon Dieu!

  8. MikeS

    🚬🥃🍺

  9. Shiny Nerfherder

    Ooooo I know one!

    • MikeS

      atta boy!

  10. Brochettaward

    If there’s all this attention when a meager Queen dies, I can only imagine how the world will react to the death of The First Of All Firsters.

    • hayeksplosives

      I’m going to go out on a limb here and predict that the US flags will not be flown at half mast at all government buildings and US embassies world wide.

      But you can dream; you won’t know once you shuffle off this mortal coil anyway.

      • Brochettaward

        I do have many enemies inside and outside of the US government.

      • Brochettaward

        My sources tell me that the Obamas tried to duplicate my Firsting on three separate occasions with horrific results that will never be made public. It is classified at the top levels of government. I hope it was one of the Trump documents, so the world could know the truth.

      • hayeksplosives

        Oh so THAT was why they had to seize all Trump’s documents (and some of Melania’s frilly unmentionables).

        They had to destroy the records of Firsting attempts of Obama, the Healer (barf).

      • Chafed

        I’m not going to lie. If I was on that raid, I would have pocketed a pair of her undies.

  11. groat scotum

    What is Potent Potables for one thousand

  12. Plinker762

    Have any of you irreverent bastards posted this Ode to the Queen yet?

  13. groat scotum

    Nobody comes here anymore, it’s too little frequented.

    • MikeS

      Agreed

  14. Brochettaward

    Rings Of Power episode 3 brings the wankonry to new heights.

  15. Gustave Lytton

    Well, the other side of the county is under an evacuation order, the power companies are turning off power in the name of safety for some and threatening unannounced long term outages for the rest, and the gracious masters have deigned to allow portable generator use as an exception to gas engine ban.

    • Lackadaisical

      ‘gas engine ban’ what?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Gas engine ban? Where do you live again? Imma steer clear I think.

  16. Gustave Lytton

    Alex Skarlatos is a political loser and it shows. His current campaign tactic is to run as a left leaning Rino, which apparently is the state party’s approved approach. 🤦‍♂️ It’s not going to work in November.

  17. UnCivilServant

    Morning glibs.

    I’m going to go back to sleep, but my phone made a noise and I’m trying to figure out if it installed an update without my permission or not.

    • MikeS

      That can probably wait until morning. Go back to sleep.

  18. Gustave Lytton

    https://www.pearsonranch.com/ag-water-surcharge/

    Although Pearson Ranch has its own well that was developed, drilled and paid for by Pearson Ranch several decades years ago, we are now forced to pay our local SGMA agency both administration fees as well as “extraction fees” in order to pump water from our well to irrigate our trees. Once we surpass our “allotment” of water that SGMA has determined we have the right to use from our own well every year, we must then either purchase “water credits” from the agency, or from other landowners who are selling their water credits, or end up in a “penalty tier” where the price of water from our own well gets too expensive to pump!

    🤦‍♂️

    • dbleagle

      Fuck Californians. Federal water law has been reasonably settled for decades- and now this shit of charging people to pump water they are legally entitled to. It is evil. I don’t understand why these greedy “over 2 acre” farmers don’t band together in a Federal class action suit against the state. It will take several years but the current Nazgul would probably hand them a win.

      • UnCivilServant

        I think it’s fear of future harassment and retaliation. By joining in on such a suit they become targets for the totalitarian bureaucracy to inflict pain upon as an example to others.

      • Ted S.

        Yeah, and the courts wouldn’t recognize the harassment as a SLAPP action.

    • Ted S.

      Illegal aliens need water, too.

  19. hayeksplosives

    It’s time I write a new will. Things are very different now compared to our original one.

    We need a legal will because “step-parent” is not a legally recognized kinship. So I plan to put my husband as sole beneficiary, but is mathematically more likely for me to outlive him. I want to put his 3 kids as equal to my two siblings (who are married with kids). Spouse wants to put his kids as sole beneficiaries if I die first.

    I’ve pretty much decided to go to an attorney (solicitor, in the British parlance) by myself to get it done.

    I created custodial IRAs for his three grandkids already, so those need no further legal clarification.

    The more sticky parts are my 401k, life insurance, and fully paid off house. How to divvy those up is complicated. And as far as I can gather, kids don’t want the hassle of inheriting “stuff”, like furniture, china, jewelry, etc. But husband has thousands of dollars worth of guitars and amps, I have jewelry and firearms, and gold and silver coins!!

    Definitely going to need legal help. How do you guys screen lawyers for this sort of thing?

    If there’s an existing Glibs article or forum on this, I’d appreciate the link!!

    • Ted S.

      Have you talked with the kids about it? Would that be a touchy discussion?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Requests for info of this kind would probably get more responses if you posted during the early evening on a nonZoom weekday. It can get sparse around here in the early AM and the weekends.

  20. hayeksplosives

    Also, can someone point me to the comments section that went in depth to vaccines, vax schedules, and misreported adverse effects?

    I had opened it in a separate tab but had to reboot since then.

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m afraid I don’t have that infomation at hand.

    • UnCivilServant

      I hate this time between when I wrap up my morning routine and the hotel starts serving breakfast. I keep checking the time like I have to commute to work or something. Even though the only real benefit to being there at open is avoiding the crowds.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m amazed at how phenominally stupid broadcast news is these days.

        The hotel had a TV on just outside the breakfast area and the enpty heads on it were blathering on about the impact of the change in royals on climeate change.

        Of course, it was a fact-free ramble that went in circles. I swear it took them less than ten seconds to start repeating themselves.

        I am so glad I am away from that noise again.

      • Ted S.

        You could be at a laundromat like I am.

      • UnCivilServant

        That’s not on the itenery until I’m far enough into the road trip that washing my accumulated dirty laundry will provide enough clean clothes for the remainder of the trip.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I sleep in my sisters basement right now but at least I have laundry facilities here

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I have rocks and a river.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        And I need more quarters.

      • UnCivilServant

        River troll demands a toll?

  21. Yusef drives a Kia

    It sure is quiet on a Saturday morning, Hello Glibbies!

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Mornin Yufus.

  22. Yusef drives a Kia

    I’m counting the days til my road trip, 550 miles, camping and hotels. Im playing courses all the way to Honey harvest, and some breweries as well.

    • UnCivilServant

      I already started my road trip to the HH, Today I advance to Dayton, where I will linger for a few days to visit glibs and the air force museum.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I leave Friday, take the ferry to Manitowoc then make for eau claire, camp and run north.
        Fun drive.

      • UnCivilServant

        Then I will see you there.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Safe travels

      • UnCivilServant

        Thanks, you as well.

      • Fourscore

        We’ll be ready!

    • Grosspatzer

      “Everything that is, except remembered hate. That lives on. “Modern language professor Uju Anya wrote: ‘I heard the chief monarch of a thieving raping genocidal empire is finally dying. May her pain be excruciating’ … Uju Anya is an ‘anti racist’ teacher and associate professor at the Carnegie Mellon University in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.””

      We dodged a bullet when the youngest Patzer decided against Carnegie Mellon. That boy has good instincts.

  23. Timeloose

    Good morning all.

    Looks like the HH will be well attended this year. It’s a incredibly beautiful morning here on Loose ranch. I’ll be hitting the road for some two wheel therapy in a few.

    • UnCivilServant

      I have visions of a bemonocled man on a veliocipede with a newfangled mechanical bell on the handlebars.

      • Timeloose

        Don’t forget the orphans rolling their hoops with a stick. The do get a few hours of off time per week.

    • Grosspatzer

      Thanks for that nut-punch, Sean. I’m really enjoying my coffee now.

      • Sean

        Sorry you couldn’t attend the Polishfest. I hope your wife gets better.

      • Grosspatzer

        Thanks. She’s a bit better now, PT seems to be helping.

  24. Grosspatzer

    Mornin’, reprobates!

      • Grosspatzer

        Yup.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Nah, it’s just the federal police running a counterinsurgency operation. January 6th shows us we just can’t be too careful.

      • Sean

        🚩🚩

        The correct answer was “stopping the Nazis” .

        -CNN

    • Grosspatzer

      “My nose is already running and my ears are sweating,” he said. “You know it’s been a rough morning when your ears are sweating.”

      Sounds like a hoot. Do you make your own sauce with the fruits.of your labor?

      • Sean

        No sauce. I have a dehydrator, and make Sean’s magic pepper powder.

        And I keep some peppers in the freezer too.