431 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    The lockdowns worked out great.

    • Count Potato

      Just think of how much longer people are going to live with no money.

      • UnCivilServant

        Warning: Value Less than or Equal to Zero.

        Do you wish to Proceed (y/N)?

      • Fourscore

        I’m looking for some assets to sell, to make up the 11.5 K shortfall. Then I realize no one has any money to buy anyway.

        /Pulls on another pair of wool socks

    • Atanarjuat

      They achieved their intended (though not stated) goal.

  2. Count Potato

    “The proposal would require medium and heavy-duty trucks entering ports and railyards to be fully electric by 2035, according to the report. CARB believes that such freight vehicles should be banned because the diesel emissions that come from such vehicles disproportionately affect low-income and minority communities due to racist zoning policies.”

    Looks like 70’s drugs are back!

    • Count Potato

      “In July, California truckers protested a new labor law that classified the state’s 70,000 independent owner-operators as employees of the shipping companies that they work alongside, rather than independent contractors. The bill forces truckers to either become employees beholden to company regulations or pay up to $20,000 out-of-pocket for permits and insurance to handle their own logistics and remain independent.”

      70,000 killdozers is the correct moral response here.

    • Fourscore

      Not everyone moved on up to the east side

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      Basically they’ll use electric trucks to enter the ports and yards and drive it to a distribution hub two miles outside where it will be picked up by a diesel truck.

      It’s so fucking stupid and corrupt.

      • Grumbletarian

        The web of red tape you’d need to penetrate in order to build those distribution hubs will be enormous. Just ship goods to Houston and laugh as CA withers further.

      • robc

        Its a huge opportunity for Oregon and Washington, but I doubt they will take advantage of it

      • rhywun

        No, they will emulate California like they always do. Closely followed by New York because we get jelly when California out-progs us.

      • Not Adahn

        ^QFT

      • Sensei

        NJ says “Hi”.

      • Gustave Lytton

        The Port of Portland has already pretty much killed container cargo traffic. Their last container line left 7 years ago. There’s no other real port other than the pipe dreams and grant applications of coastal cities that imagine they’ll finally be the next terminal hub.

      • UnCivilServant

        So, what you’re saying is we need to onshore manufacturing to bypass these coastal dullards.

      • Grummun

        Build a port south of Tijuana, improve the east-west highway along the top of Baja California and cross into the US in Yuma.

      • robc

        That would work, or build a canal to Idaho or Nevada or Arizona.

        Hmmm…you think Mexico would go in on a canal up to Yuma?

      • waffles

        The West-West Texas Canal. We should build it with nukes.

      • Homple

        Somebody already thought of that.

        “Project Plowshare was the overall United States program for the development of techniques to use nuclear explosives for peaceful construction purposes. The program was organized in June 1957 as part of the worldwide Atoms for Peace efforts. As part of the program, 31 nuclear warheads were detonated in 27 separate tests.”

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Plowshare

      • waffles

        It’s where I got the idea. Got to admit, project plowshare is a great name.

      • UnCivilServant

        “This is not weapons stockpile, is mining nukes!”

      • Rat on a train

        They should build a streetcar to move freight between the port and the distribution center. Streetcars are magic.

      • Necron 99

        Monorail, Monorail, Monorail!

      • Not Adahn

        One of those moving walkways like in airports. Powered by clean, renewable solar!

      • Cowboy

        From now on, we will all travel in tubes!

      • Swiss Servator

        “Hey, why does this tube say ‘Habitrail’ on it?”

      • Timeloose

        The Roads Must Roll!!

      • Pope Jimbo

        Can’t they simply extend their high speed rail network to the port?

      • dbleagle

        There are already large freight railroad terminals tied to the ports by both UP and BNSF. There are no railroads to add.

  3. Atanarjuat

    diesel emissions that come from such vehicles disproportionately affect low-income and minority communities due to racist zoning policies

    It’s so bizarre to me that the position is “we were incredibly racist very recently, but stopped being racist for some reason, and you should continue to support our formerly racist organization and its rules, because racism, even though any other organization with a history of racism must be purged”.

    • juris imprudent

      Think of it as an expression of The Faith.

    • rhywun

      All while America remains the most systemically racist country on earth.

  4. Atanarjuat

    New economic projections released after the two-day meeting show policymakers expect interest rates to hit 4.4% by the end of the year

    As deeply as I trust government economists, I’d like a second opinion. How high do y’all think interest rates will go during this downturn?

    • Fourscore

      I’ll take the over. The same economists were “surprised” that the August inflation was 8.3.

      My property assessment is 38% higher for next year, I was surprised. Can’t wait to see the proposed tax on my depreciating house.

  5. Atanarjuat

    Cheney, for her part, was decisively defeated in her own primary after becoming a leading anti-Trump Republican. She has since vowed to commit herself to prevent a Trump political comeback.

    Gotta stop the voters from selecting a particular candidate, because Democracy. But the Establishment will go even harder against Trump’s replacement.

    • Ted S.

      Gotta stop the voters from selecting a particular candidate, because Democracy.

      See Lee Zeldin and New York’s byzantine ballot access rules.

      • Not Adahn

        I got an anti-Zeldin flyer in my mailbox. If that’s the worst photo they can get of the guy, he must be the reincarnation of Mr. Rodgers.

        It is apparently also the only one they have of him, since the same image is re-used all over this flyer.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The DeSantis screw job is being prepared as we speak.

      • DrOtto

        That’s because Desantis is literally worse than Hitler.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I’ll know that Liz is hard core about stopping Trump when she invites Donald – as an act of bridge repairing – to go hunting with her and her dad.

  6. Atanarjuat

    the average American household may have to spend $11,500 just to maintain the same standard of living as in previous years.

    Narrator: you won’t be maintaining the same standard of living as in previous years.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Quit your bitching, bread baked from sawdust tastes just fine if you do it right.

      • Swiss Servator

        “During that winter Leningrad bread meant life for the occupants of the city. But with the food depot destroyed, the bread only contained 40 or 50% grain, the rest was filler of wood chips, grass, glue, paper or virtually anything organic and edible. The bread was accompanied by a “jelly” made from sheep intestines and calf-skins.

        Under the rationing system a blue-collar worker was entitled to 250 grams of bread each day. A white-collar worker or a dependent received just 125 grams. These meager rations meant everyone lived on the brink of starvation. On Christmas Day 1941 the rations were increased by 75 grams. The people took to the streets in jubilation, but still, a quarter of the population – over 600,000 people – died that winter.”

        Coming to a city near you!

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        “made from sheep intestines and calf-skins”
        Meh, can’t be much worse than vegamite.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I’m not going to waste sheep intestines on some shitty jelly. I got better uses for them (if you know what I mean), especially now that all there aren’t any fatties in town!

        Besides you’ll eventually get those sheep intestines back, but now with extra protein!

      • The Last American Hero

        cattle are bad for the environment. We won’t get be getting luxury items like sheep intestines.

      • Count Potato

        Which year was this?

      • Swiss Servator

        1941-1942.

        I was there in 1984, they have a mass grave area, for each year. The are far too large… 🙁

  7. Shiny Nerfherder

    Media Will Never Hold Biden Accountable for Death of Cayler Ellingson

    They hate you and want you dead.

    • EvilSheldon

      If I may:

      They hate you and are willing to kill you.

    • PieInTheSky

      joke’s on them

      • Brawndo

        Because you’re already (un)dead?

    • Fourscore

      Kid gets it. Reminds me of a kid in a swim pool that stands still for a couple minutes, then swims away with a smile on his face.

      Thanks, Jimbo.

    • PieInTheSky

      If you had 10 times the wind power it would have produced more.

      • waffles

        Siemens liked this post.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      I just don’t get this. We can have both! More wind and more nuclear – both good! No trade offs – in fact complementary!

      No, not complementary at all. Dullard.

  8. PieInTheSky

    In local car news, Bucharest City Hall is considering banning vehicles which make more than 95 decibels of noise from city streets between 21:00 and 07:00. I wonder if there will be exemptions because garbage trucks make a lot of noise and usually come early in the morning because t would be pretty complicated during daytime traffic

    • Fourscore

      The Iranians are revolting!

      • PieInTheSky

        true they stink

      • Swiss Servator

        +1 cloud of powerful cologne

  9. The Late P Brooks

    “Decades of racist and classist practices, including red-lining and siting decisions, have concentrated heavy-duty vehicle and freight activities in these communities, with concomitant disproportionate pollution burdens,” the regulators stated. “CARB has legal and moral obligations to lessen these burdens.”

    More obsessed with race than Jefferson Davis.

  10. trshmnstr the terrible

    I’ve noticed an interesting trend as I continue looking for a job (*sigh*, I’ve been seriously looking for 6 months and kinda looking for an additional year before). I’ve been applying to two different kinds of job. Lateral moves that I’m eminently qualified for and stretch jobs that I’m pushing the qualification envelope.

    The trend I’ve noticed is that I’m getting a much higher number of screeners from the stretch jobs than the lateral jobs. I get that there are a lot more people with similar qualifications to me applying for these lateral jobs, but there are only so many people in my same niche and many of these listings are perfect matches to my experience. Short of copying the exact language from the job posting into my resume, I couldn’t make myself a better fit.

    Anyway, I find this curious and it makes me wonder if I’m getting filtered out by some mechanism that isn’t merit based. One or two could be written off as having a different cause. 75%+ makes me think they’re filtering me out using something besides my career experience.

    • waffles

      Do you mean you get screened more for the lateral jobs than the stretch ones?
      That is also my experience.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Yep. A large majority of the jobs I would call myself well qualified for (I meet every mandatory qualification) or extremely well qualified for (I meet or exceed every mandatory qualification and many of the optional ones) result in automated emails a month later from their HR software.

        A larger percentage of jobs where I am either only partially qualified (I flat out don’t have experience in a mandatory area) or I have to stretch and quibble to qualify (7 years experience in IP isn’t the same as 7 years experience as an IP lawyer) result in a screener interview with a HR lackey.

      • juris imprudent

        If I were to guess, I would say they are looking to get the lowest cost person in each. If you are “too well” qualified you are less likely to come cheaply.

      • Swiss Servator

        Wait…when did you take a job in our HR department?!

      • rhywun

        *So* happy I didn’t have to go thru HR to get my job (back). My old boss called me up and said “wanna job?”

      • Pope Jimbo

        I would guess that your resume fit so well with the lateral move jobs that no call was needed to decide if you are a good match.

        The calls for the stretch jobs are probably some HR person trying to decide if it is really worth adding you to the pool of candidates or if you are some crazy maniac.

      • pistoffnick

        Even crazy maniacs can get a job. Look at me!

      • Sensei

        Internal candidate has already been selected. However, the job still must be posted externally.

    • Ted S.

      Perhaps you should try identifying as black and genderfluid.

      • straffinrun

        Honestly, this is a huge possibility.

      • Annoyed Nomad

        Include your preferred pronouns in your resume?

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      At a previous job, a manager friend complained to me that HR had hand picked 8 candidates from the hundreds of resumes and told her she must select her new hire from these 8 candidates. Each one of the eight candidates was a black woman. My friend thought this was coincidence was odd and HR refused to let her even see the other resumes. Perhaps you’re seeing a similar mechanism at work.

      I don’t want to know any candidate’s race or sex. I have a rule of automatically rejecting anyone who includes a photo in their resume/cv. It’s a policy any sane HR dept should be following instead of actively discriminating against certain groups.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        We “haven’t been hiring” for the last 3 years, yet somehow we hired two people because their resumes came across the department head’s desk and they happened to have female names.

        I’m applying to a bunch of tech companies mostly, and the thought has crossed my mind to adopt an “ethnic” nickname or find a way to work LGBT bona dudes (I’m leaving that autocorrect John-o there) onto my resume.

      • slumbrew

        Did I point you towards my company’s open positions? I don’t recall. Lots of open positions, almost all jobs are optional work-from-home (0-5 days a week in the office, your choice).

        Hit me up at my handle @ proton if interested.

      • Swiss Servator

        Hey, I sent one too!

      • waffles

        People like me have better success if we can end around HR. HR can only prevent me from getting hired, not get me hired.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Do you use recruiters or do you contact people you know in other companies?

      • waffles

        When in job hunt mode I first capture low hanging fruit by spamming my resume and talking with all recruiters somewhat cordially. I then make sure I direct connect to a few people who I know, can hire (non-hr, likely to be my potential boss), or are just in a company I am interested in. Shotgun and sniper strats.

      • waffles

        I probably have about three years in my current position before I will be in a shoot for the moon style job hunt. I believe I will be immensely valuable at that time.

      • UnCivilServant

        I think my sign to move on will be when they fill the role I’m currently working in with someone I’ll have to train to be my supervisor. It will tell me that I do not have the confidence of management and will not see advancement where I am.

      • DEG

        I use recruiters and my professional network. I haven’t sent a cold resume off to a company in…. shit… I can’t remember how long. That’s how long it’s been.

      • Count Potato

        Beto Trashmonster?

      • R C Dean

        “My friend thought this was coincidence was odd and HR refused to let her even see the other resumes.”

        “No, your job is to hire the one I tell you to hire, not tell me who to hire.”

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        She was shy of conflict. I would take scalps.

        Although HR (completely different company) did coincidently enough only provide me something like 8 resumes out of hundreds of candidates at last hiring. One was the perfect candidate who reached out before applying, and I asked to be passed through screening and right to me. So there was no need to have HR send more. But I attribute the 8 resumes in this case to incompetence rather than malice.

      • rhywun

        It’s a policy any sane HR dept should be following instead of actively discriminating against certain groups.

        Narrator: Guess which path an increasing number of HR departments are following.

    • Brawndo

      “Short of copying the exact language from the job posting into my resume, I couldn’t make myself a better fit.”

      You don’t do this? I’ve done this for almost every job and promotion I’ve gotten. Then again, you’re (I think?) a lawyer, and I did retail and now I’m a welder.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I do it in the cover letter sometimes, but not the resume. Maybe I should change tactics.

      • R.J.

        Rename yourself as “Judy Trshmnstr” and refer to your status as an oppressed person in your cover letter.

  11. SDF-7

    Re: Links… just bleah. May need to take a news break soon, especially in this stupid, stupid state. CARB can go suck a tailpipe.

    ‘Orning ‘Ordles were meh. Not Chumpy and His Amazing Friends, but a couple 50/50s in Quordle got me down. The DuoTri being only +1 is entirely dumb guesses I likely shouldn’t have made in favor of trying to find further letters… but I didn’t see it at the time. Of course, nowhere near the Hype Challenge — but I think this is like talking with a danged Olympic sprinter about his goals at this point.

    Daily Duotrigordle #204
    Guesses: 36/37
    Time: 06:38.88
    https://duotrigordle.com/

    Daily Quordle 241
    3️⃣4️⃣
    8️⃣6️⃣
    quordle.com

    • Grumbletarian

      Daily Quordle 241
      4️⃣3️⃣
      7️⃣6️⃣

    • Cowboy

      Daily Quordle 241
      6️⃣5️⃣
      3️⃣4️⃣
      quordle.com

      Two days in a row, I think something is wrong. Tomorrow I’ll be a 4xchump i can feel it.

    • Grosspatzer

      Daily Quordle 241
      5️⃣4️⃣
      7️⃣3️⃣
      quordle.com

    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 241
      3️⃣4️⃣
      7️⃣6️⃣

      Better, but missed a 50/50

    • whiz

      Daily Quordle 241
      5️⃣6️⃣
      2️⃣4️⃣

      It’s a good day when you hit two 50/50’s on the first try.

    • Sean

      Daily Quordle 241
      5️⃣7️⃣
      3️⃣6️⃣
      quordle.com

    • robc

      Daily Quordle 241
      5️⃣4️⃣
      9️⃣7️⃣

      Struggled a bit, but got there.

    • kinnath

      Daily Quordle 241
      4️⃣5️⃣
      7️⃣6️⃣

      boring

    • Penguin

      Daily Quordle 241
      4️⃣6️⃣
      7️⃣8️⃣
      quordle.com

      Naturally, I couldn’t get results like my practice game.

      Practice Quordle
      4️⃣6️⃣ AORTA – HOTEL
      5️⃣1️⃣ PSALM – STONE
      quordle.com

    • The Hyperbole

      Daily Duotrigordle #204
      Guesses: 36/37
      Time: 03:22.55

      This may be unbeatable unless all my seed words happen to be answers someday.
      Quordle was kinda meeh.

      Daily Quordle 241
      4️⃣3️⃣
      6️⃣7️⃣

  12. The Late P Brooks

    “Black and Latino populations experiencing significantly greater air pollution impacts than white populations,” CARB added. “Communities in and around ports move much of the nation’s freight, and so experience pollution on a national scale in their neighborhoods.”

    Forcibly relocate them all to Shasta County.

    • juris imprudent

      That is the logic of diversity – they all have an obligation to make those places more diverse whether they want to live there or not.

  13. Count Potato

    “Health care settings that advertise surgical and hormonal procedures for gender-confused youth as young as 13 are throwing their offerings down the memory hole, following exposure by critics of such procedures for children.

    Vanderbilt University Medical Center took down the pages for its transgender clinic and pediatric counterpart after conservative author Matt Walsh posted videos Tuesday of its officials calling the clinics financially lucrative and warning that resistant VUMC employees would face “consequences” for not participating.”

    They wouldn’t try to hide it if they though what they were doing was right.

    “A female-to-male phalloplasty “could be up to $100,000,” Taylor said, citing the clinic’s surgeon Julian Winocour, who allegedly claimed phalloplasties alone fully fund some clinics. “And that is, like, a fraction of the surgeries that we’re doing,” which cost even more because “they require a lot of followups.” Winocour’s VUMC email bounced back when asked to confirm this anecdote.”

    They shouldn’t be doing those at all.

    “Traces of Taylor have disappeared so quickly that search results still bring them up. At least three of her employee pages are now off-limits, and her 2018 lecture — posted to the Vanderbilt Program for LGBTQ Health’s Facebook page — apparently came down within hours of Walsh posting the videos late afternoon Tuesday. Other links simply redirect.”

    https://justthenews.com/accountability/whistleblowers/profits-ahead-children-medical-center-hides-pediatric-transgender

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Walsh will be banned by the major platforms shortly. They really do like protecting kid mutilators, groomers, and fuckers for some reason.

    • Fourscore

      Puberty is a helluva drug. Lots of bizarre emotions, confusion, etc and then all is well. Then the kids want to learn to drive

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Probably not much genital amputation going on back in your day unless you stepped on a mine. It’s all the rage now, the big problem being you can’t just cover it up like a regretted tattoo.

      • Fourscore

        It would have been unheard of. Even a pregnant girl quietly left school and quickly got married.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        One day you’re an innocent child, and the next you’re getting a shenis bolted on for 6 figures.

      • juris imprudent

        And we think we’ve raised a generation of homicidal maniacs in the past!

      • Pope Jimbo

        If you get a dick sewn on, do you also get a free pistol?

        Because I am constantly being told that the only reason dudes get guns is because they are compensating for their weenie’s perceived short comings. I gotta think that a fake dick is more damaging to a “guy”‘s ego than a small dick. So I would expect all of them to get at least a Desert Eagle at a minimum.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      It does answer the question of whether they’re cynical sociopaths looking to make a quick buck off the suffering of children.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Cynical sociopath and true believer aren’t mutually exclusive.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      “A female-to-male phalloplasty “could be up to $100,000,” Taylor said

      That’s a very nice penis.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        $100k dick need no introduction
        Your dick don’t even function

      • EvilSheldon

        For a hundred grand, that thing had better incorporate the full Doomcock range of genital weaponry…

      • Certified Public Asshat

        You could have $25k cash and get the fuck out of here, or we give you this weird faux penis. I wonder how many confused teens would change their minds.

      • rhywun

        Why, thank you.

      • R C Dean

        Seems like the ones getting it chopped off could be donors to the ones getting it bolted on.

      • rhywun

        They don’t chop it off – they turn it inside out, IIRC.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        Somehow that seems worse.

    • Count Potato

      The bizarre thing is that it seems there more kids than adults are getting bottom surgery. Most transgender are non-op.

      • EvilSheldon

        Most adult crossdressers, IME, are just casuals doing it for the kinky thrill. They don’t actually think that being the opposite sex will shake them out of their existential misery.

      • Count Potato

        Someone who is just a crossdresser would not get on hormones or get other surgeries.

    • Not Adahn

      I saw Traces of Taylor the one time I got dragged to Lilith Fair by my girlfriend.

  14. PieInTheSky

    There is the whole thing about going back in time and and shooting Hitler…

    I was thinking, as a thought experiment, what if one would go back in time and shoot Mohamed and a bunch of his flowers early on… How would the world change… there is probably some parallel history novel about that… Would something similar to islam pop up or is this one of those “great men” bits of history where you pop the fucker and islab is no more. How would that affect persia and europe, no islamic conquest… would the world be better, worse, or the same?

    • waffles

      If you are a believer I guess Allah would simply choose another vessel. I really don’t know where exactly this “greatness” comes from.

      • PieInTheSky

        I am not a believer obviously. greatness? you are probably born with it cause it aint maybelline

    • Drake

      Roma Eterna by Robert Silverberg

      The premise was that Rome never collapsed. One of the episodes had Roman agents taking care of a certain Arab troublemaker.

      • rhywun

        I remember liking that. And eventually it was the Romans who settled America.

        He has written a few of my favorites.

      • Animal

        And eventually it was the Romans who settled America.

        Nah. Nobody would buy a ridiculous premise like that.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Hard to say. The Byzantine Empire was weak from its wars with the Sasanian Empire. Possible the Arabs still would have United and taken over or the Rus Vikings would have come South. Most likely Christianity would have continued to spread and be the dominant religion of the world. The age of discovery would have been delayed as there would be no reason to go around Africa of head West to get to India. The world is full of humans it would probably be somewhat the same.

    • Cowboy

      Everyone kills Hitler their first time

    • Pope Jimbo

      Maybe the reason Hitler had such a hard on for killing (((them))) was because as a kid he was constantly having to avoid (((assassins)))?

      Couldn’t even have a goddamned birthday party without some Mossad agent blinking into existence with an uzi.

    • The Last American Hero

      Since most of that religion was an attempt to create a Judeo Christian religion that wasn’t from that other group they considered icky and appealed to their culture, some other poser would have taken his place.

      There is a chance that Mohammed II wouldn’t have been a pederast, so maybe it would have turned out different.

      • UnCivilServant

        most of that religion was “What is most convenient for Warlord Mo at the moment”

    • Animal

      See Harry Turtledove’s Agent of Byzantium.

    • robc

      Agent of Byzantium series by Harry Turtledove.

      Series of short stories about the world where Muhammad converts to Christianity and becomes one of the greatest saints.

      The Eastern Empire and the Persian Empire don’t fall and form a balance of power.

      • UnCivilServant

        Strains credulity.

        Mo was too evil to be a saint.

  15. PieInTheSky

    tl:dr for some people a big breakfast helps, for others it does not

    Menno Henselmans

    When you eat your calories does not affect fat loss, but it does affect your appetite, new study finds
    There are multiple studies that found consuming most of your calories earlier in the day helps with fat loss for overweight individuals, but diet adherence is always a question in such studies.
    A new well-controlled study compared 2 groups of overweight individuals on that differed only in when they consumed their calories, not in what they ate. One group morning-loaded their calories (45% calories at breakfast, 35% lunch and 20% dinner), whereas the other group evening-loaded their calories (20% breakfast, 35% lunch, 45% dinner). All meals were provided to the participants.
    After 4 weeks, there were no significant differences between the groups in their energy expenditure or weight loss.
    However, the group consuming most calories early in the day experienced less appetite and hunger.
    In general, diet adherence seems to be easier for most overweight individuals with a relatively big, satiating breakfast. Research has found these effects in particular in individuals with poor glucose control and susceptibility to impulsive snacking. These individuals have also been found to have a lower thermic effect of food in the morning, but that did not seem to be the case in this new study.
    Other people, such as people prone to depressive eating and peak appetite later in the day with little hunger in the morning, have been found to do better with morning intermittent fasting.

    • slumbrew

      *continues frying 4 eggs, gets cheese and ham ready*

      • Swiss Servator

        My man! *high fives*

      • slumbrew

        *returns high-five, splatters Frank’s RedHot everywhere*

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      I tried intermittent fasting for a week, got super grouchy, and had a delicious sausage and fried egg breakfast this morning. I may try the intermittent fasting thing again, but for now the low carb diet is plenty enough.

      • PieInTheSky

        I had some success for a few month with a 14 hour window which I think is enough for any effect beyond calorie restriction / lower body fat. I had a 19:00 -9:00 window

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Who the fuck is Cayler Ellingson?

    • waffles

      An 18 year old who was run down by a madman in North Dakota. Supposedly political violence. Troubling if I give it too much thought.

      • juris imprudent

        An allegedly drunken 40 year old man.

      • WTF

        Who stated that he ran over the kid because the kid was a Republican and he thought “extremist” Republicans were going to come after him.

      • juris imprudent

        Yeah he can see how much sympathy that gets him anywhere but DU.

      • waffles

        I’ve never met an 18 year old right wing extremist. Are the zoomers just built different? Or perhaps this man was crazy and fueled by paranoid propaganda.

      • The Last American Hero

        Presidential speeches are not paranoid propaganda when delivered by a Democrat President. Get with the pogram.

      • mindyourbusiness

        You misspelled ‘pogrom’.

      • R.J.

        Go to places like Autozone, or go to the countryside. Every kid there is a do it yourself so-called right-winger. They do not Zoom, few of them work corporate jobs.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Madman posted bail too.

      • Pope Jimbo

        It is bad optics if the lynch mob pulls him out of the jail.

        Looks better if the asshole is just found at his home shot to death.

      • EvilSheldon

        ‘Extremist Republicans are coming after me!’ means his lawyer is gonna attempt a self-defense claim.

        This is a great example of failing every element of the AOJP test for using deadly force in self defense.

      • juris imprudent

        I think that was his statement without a lawyer present. His lawyer is probably going to want to bury that.

      • EvilSheldon

        Good luck. A self defense claim is pretty much his only option. The usual ‘it-wasn’t-me’ defense isn’t going to go anywhere.

      • Count Potato

        AOJP?

      • waffles

        any other jewish princess

      • EvilSheldon

        The four essential elements of a deadly threat. Ability, Opportunity, Jeopardy, and Preclusion. If one of these elements does not exist, then you can’t legally use deadly force in response.

        A good overview is here: http://useofforce.us/3aojp/

    • Tonio

      If only there was a link you could follow, or an internet search engine thingy you could use…

      • Swiss Servator

        Wait…this “link” and “internet search engine” sounds intriguing. Tell me more!

      • juris imprudent

        What you did there, was observed.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I wonder if Brooksy follows links from one story to another?

        Or does he go back to that search engine thing you talk about every single time and start all over?

    • Not Adahn

      Totally NOT Heather Heyer.

  17. Count Potato

    “It is a crime eerily similar to the murder of Heather Heyer, the young woman who was murdered by a neo-Nazi in during unrest in Charlottesville, Virginia, in 2017 when he plowed his car into a left-wing march.”

    Is it? Because I remember his car was being attacked.

    • WTF

      Yeah, I don’t believe he deliberately pursued and ran over her because she was a Democrat.

    • Drake

      Didn’t she die of a heart attack, not injuries?

    • Rebel Scum

      Nuance is not allowed, bro.

      But the circumstances are entirely different.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    In July, California truckers protested a new labor law that classified the state’s 70,000 independent owner-operators as employees of the shipping companies that they work alongside, rather than independent contractors. The bill forces truckers to either become employees beholden to company regulations or pay up to $20,000 out-of-pocket for permits and insurance to handle their own logistics and remain independent.

    And a chorus of baffled experts will ask, “Why does everything cost so much?”

    • waffles

      High prices are caused by racism. The higher the prices the more racist they are. No one can solve this.

    • Grumbletarian

      PRYSE GOWJING!

  19. Rebel Scum

    American families may have to spend an additional $11,500 just to get by this year due to inflation

    Listen, Jack. Inflation is only up an inch.

    • Fourscore

      Interest payments are expected to triple from nearly $400 billion in fiscal year 2022 to a stunning $1.2 trillion in 2032

    • WTF

      Pay walled.

      • Drake

        Can’t do Revolutionary War reenactments any more because they didn’t make an exception for blackpowder firearms in their crazy new gun bans.

      • WTF

        Of course, gotta protect everyone from them muskets, which oddly are the only thing the left claims the second amendment protects.

      • UnCivilServant

        I think they’re on “It only protects government-issued militia muskets, not privately-owned ones” now.

      • Drake

        If an actual militia with muskets was arrested, that would be a most awesome test case.

      • Tundra
  20. Rebel Scum

    The California Air Resources Board (CARB) is considering new regulations to ban the sale of all diesel semi-trucks by 2040 to fight climate change and rectify a legacy of racist practices, according to a CARB report released on Aug. 30.

    I’m confused. But so is CARB.

    • juris imprudent

      Someone told them they are the Civil Air Rights Board.

    • DEG

      We dodged a bullet in NH.

      During the 2018-2020 legislative term, the Democrats who controlled the legislature introduced a bill to tie NH to CA for emissions standards and apply CARB rules to NH.

      Thanks to the Lil Rona Panic, the Legislature went home and stopped considering business. The bill languished. When the Legislature came back, it was past the date for new business. An attempt to override the rules to finish the unfinished business from earlier in the session failed. So the bill died.

      I guess the Lil Rona Panic was good for something.

      • UnCivilServant

        States should outlaw the sale of California-compliant vehicles instead.

  21. Count Potato

    “‘You can declassify anything… just by THINKING about it!’ Trump claims he had right to hold classified docs seized by FBI and says agents even took his WILL from Mar-a-Lago: Also threatens to release security footage of raid

    Hannity asked him whether the documents seized over the course of three searches – in January, June, and August – were declassified, as Trump has repeatedly claimed, and the former president replied: ‘I did declassify, yes.’

    Hannity asked him how they were declassified. ‘There doesn’t have to be a process, as I understand it,’ Trump said. ‘Different people see different things.

    ‘If you’re the president of the United States you can declassify just by saying it’s declassified. Even by thinking about it – because you are sending it to Mar-a-Lago or wherever you’re sending it.

    ‘It doesn’t have to be a process, it can be a process but it doesn’t have to be. You’re the president you make that decision. So when you send it, it’s declassified. I declassified everything.'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11237521/Donald-Trump-says-FBI-agents-raided-Mar-Lago-took-WILL.html

    • juris imprudent

      It does require that the document be marked; all he needed was for someone to put the words on the doc. But Trump is lazy and sloppy and now that will bite him in the ass.

      • Fourscore

        What was his purpose? Seems like gross stupidity. Was he going to reread them? Show them to Melania and laugh?
        Admittedly a lot of stuff is overclassified or overcome by events but still…

      • juris imprudent

        Trump, purpose – hmm I can’t make those words go together. Yes it was gross stupidity because all that was needed was a flunky to stamp the doc “de-classified” and fill out a couple of blocks in the stamp. I’m sure someone will be shocked that Trump is sloppy, lazy and dumb, it just won’t be me.

      • rhywun

        It’s hard to believe that the army of people he probably had at his disposal for such things were all equally incompetent.

      • juris imprudent

        Oh I can believe that the closer you got to him in his administration, the more you deferred to his whims.

      • Swiss Servator

        “You’re fired!”

      • DEG

        I can.

        Read Atlas’s book. It’s clear Kushner, and you don’t get much closer to Trump than that, had his own agenda which didn’t always line up with Trump.

    • waffles

      I have no words. Evil exists.

    • Cowboy

      Damn. That guy was 38? How does someone do something so shitty at such an age? I just can’t imagine having such a callous disregard for life.

      Also, that happened over by the (really nice) Microcenter. Everything else in that over there is poor and scary. What they were meeting for? My first thought is drugs, but with so many people trading on facebook market now, I have to wonder. Probably drugs, though. Ive heard of people bringing their kids to drug deals to keep from getting killed.

      Probably yet another example of the WoD causing more harm than good.

      • EvilSheldon

        Something that the late Dr. William Aprill used to say was, “Your understanding is not required.”

        Take it to heart.

      • Count Potato

        “Ive heard of people bringing their kids to drug deals to keep from getting killed.”

        That’s fucked.

    • EvilSheldon

      They are out there, and you need to be able to deal with them.

    • Brawndo

      Now that I have my own little one to care for, I’m such a softie for these things or even movies/shows with children dying. Absolutely tragic

    • robc

      Part of the reason for the traditional time was there would be no televised matches at that time, a break between earlier tv and later tv matches, so it helped the small clubs attendance.

      But that has gone away, so there is no longer the Saturday afternoon gap in TV coverage.

  22. Rebel Scum

    Jan. 6 committee members Liz Cheney, R-Wyo., and Zoe Lofgren, D-Calif., introduced the plan on Monday. Among the recommended changes were a clarification that the vice president’s role in certifying election results is purely “ministerial.” Vice President Mike Pence faced pressure from former President Donald Trump’s supporters to intervene in the certification process. It will also require one-third of House members to back challenges to election results.

    Actual history betrays that.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Seems awfully racist (and sexist) to propose a rule to keep the first black woman VP from exercising power.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Somehow, in Biden’s mind, the pandemic is “over,” but it’s still an emergency that requires another $22 billion for federal action. It’s nonsensical, and therefore incredibly on-brand for Biden and his administration.

    He wants a big pile of money to “cure” cancer, too.

    He’s a delusional idiot who thinks the only reason people die is because the government doesn’t spend enough money to keep them alive.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’s over for electoral purposes, the Democrats whipped it, and still raging for browbeating and funding purposes and if you aren’t for it you hate grandma, baseball, apple pie, and Chevrolet.

  24. PieInTheSky

    for some reason I cannot post certain posts / links without a server errors and others I can

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      If you were meant to understand, the Federal Glib Services Agency would have explained it to you in a memo.

  25. Pope Jimbo

    So, I’m thinking that given the track record of events that Desantis will win the 2024 election. Since the GOP has been working to “corrupt” the process by getting more of their guys in at Sec of State and other election groups, the Dems won’t be able to dump the required ballots in the middle of the night and will call this out as tampering.

    The result is another shitstorm of an election. And of course, the new rules that they just passed will come back to bite the Dems in their asses. Kamala only plays a ministerial role, they can’t get more than 1/3 of the Reps to back their claims.

    I’m sure that this will be portrayed by the Dems and the MSM as racist (why else would these rules only apply to the first black VP?) and a threat to democracy. And of course they will be ignored outright.

    • juris imprudent

      It’s almost like the Democrats want the title of being the Stupid Party.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Maybe they’ll cancel the election due to a domestic terrorism crisis with bonus legal cred if they can tie it into public health. Mention that and it seems like anything goes.

      • Swiss Servator

        “Insurrection Pox”

  26. Rebel Scum

    Biden Begs for Billions in New COVID ‘Emergency’ Funds Despite Declaring Pandemic ‘Over’

    Winter and therefor flu season is coming. They will inevitably ramp up the covid tyranny again. The only thing to do is refuse to comply.

  27. Rebel Scum

    Media Will Never Hold Biden Accountable for Death of Cayler Ellingson

    Despite the dozens of example of explicit leftwing violence against the right I have been assured that all R voters are domestic terrorists.

    • PieInTheSky

      Obviously citizens everywhere should be held responsible for any and all actions of their governments. – just the men in this case

      • Swiss Servator

        Men capable of bearing arms. Always to blame.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’s cute when he does it.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      Spokesman of the free world

    • Not Adahn

      UNGA- BUNGA?

    • straffinrun

      Eventually, there’s gonna be one one Ukrainian left holding a 100$ billion weapon.

    • Tundra

      I saw a thing this morning that Russian players won’t be allowed to go with their teams to exhibition games in Prague.

      So fucking stupid.

  28. slumbrew

    Yikes.

    I’m guessing my wife did not check the weather report before heading out for a run – absolutely dumping rain right now, along with some impressive lightning.

    She’s going to look like a drowned rat when she gets back.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      hawt.

      • slumbrew

        50/50 chance it will somehow be my fault :-/

      • PieInTheSky

        you should always run behind with an umbrella just in case

      • Pope Jimbo

        Rain was caused by Climate Change
        Climate Change is caused by the Patriarchy
        You are a man

        100% your fault

      • EvilSheldon

        Throw a big bath towel in the dryer. When she comes back from her run/swim, meet her at the door with it.

      • Tundra

        And nothing else?

      • Swiss Servator

        What are you, a “Cosmopolitan” advice writer?

      • Tundra

        Doxxed!

      • PieInTheSky

        who the hell has a drier?

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        Certainly nobody in Germany now.

      • PieInTheSky

        I don’t think I know anyone in Romania having one. My friend in dutchland has one and he is happy with it, I was thinking where I would put it…

      • UnCivilServant

        I keep mine next to the washing machine.

      • Tundra

        There are stacked units that are pretty compact.

      • PieInTheSky

        I cannot fit stacked units in my bathroom as I have the heating unit thing.

        I can bring my wine cooler from, the pantry to the living room and put the dryer in the pantry

      • The Last American Hero

        Confirms my assumption that the capes and evening wear are dry-clean only.

      • rhywun

        I have one across the street. I pay her like ten bucks every couple weeks to do a wash and fold.

      • slumbrew

        I did, in fact, place a big, clean bath towel on the hook next to the door for her. The drier would have been a nice move.

        She promptly overlooked it and somehow thought I was suggesting she use the dog towel when I said “There’s a towel hanging up for you right there”.

      • Swiss Servator

        50/50?! More like 80/20.

      • slumbrew

        Who are you, so wise in the ways of the fairer sex?

        I was not directly blamed, but it was clear I somehow had something to do with it.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Wet T-shirt Contest at Slumsy’s place!

    • PieInTheSky

      In romania people would assume she would catch a cold running around wet. Not as bad as being in a drafty room but close…

    • rhywun

      Yeah, that floated by just to the north of me a little while ago.

      • Not Adahn

        Raining now. Temperatures predicted to drop into the 50s afterwards. Supposedly a chance of snow in the mountains.

      • rhywun

        It’s supposed to hit us again in a couple hours and then drop into the 60s :). And 50s overnight 😯

      • Tundra

        49 and gloomy this morning.

        High 70s and sunny for the foreseeable future. Awesome sleeping weather.

    • straffinrun

      I send my wife out looking like a drowned rat.

      • UnCivilServant

        Then again, you always look like a drowned rat, so that’s normal.

      • straffinrun

        I look like a rat spent of all DNA. Different.

      • Sensei

        Please explain to me how the Japanese language makes no distinction between a “cute” mouse and “scary” rat.

        Essentially “nezumi” is a rodent. Without using scientific genus I’m not aware how to make a distinction in Japanese.

      • straffinrun

        They don’t. They just hate all “nezumi” big or small.

      • Count Potato

        Do they have a separate word for squirrels?

      • Sensei

        栗鼠 りす RISU is squirrel.

        KURI is chestnut.

        “to” means “and” in English.

        So a squirrel and a chestnut is a KURItoRISU.

      • straffinrun

        You slipped on the kanji.

      • Sensei

        That’s the one from my online dictionary.

        It’s not one I have memorized for sure! I’d use katakana.

      • straffinrun

        I take that back. I’ve never seen that before. Everyday learn something new.

      • straffinrun

        It’s one of those “we never use it, but we have it” kanjis.

    • Rat on a train

      They just needed lebensraum.

  29. Rebel Scum

    Because ruining it with James Franco’s stupid face wasn’t enough.

    Somewhere over the rainbow, indeed! Kenya Barris tells me that LGBTQ representation will be featured in his “Wizard of Oz” remake. “The original was an allegory and a reflection of the way the world was at the time with things like the Great Depression and the Dust Bowl,” says Barris, who will write and direct the reimagining for Warner Bros. “Now we’re going to turn a mirror on where we’re at right now and take disparate characters from the LGBTQ community, from different cultural communities and socioeconomic communities, and tell a story that reflects the world. I think this is the best time to do that.”

    He understands a “Wizard of Oz” remake comes with tremendous pressure. “I’m nervous,” Barris tells me. “Hopefully, my movie can last as long as the original does.” He adds with a laugh: “Hopefully my movie comes out.”

    • Pope Jimbo

      Which characters will be recast – for no reason at all – as gay?

      • juris imprudent

        Oh how little imagination you have. Think The Aristocrats!

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I thought the lion was already gay.

    • WTF

      The left is determined to destroy everything.

    • Swiss Servator

      “…soon to be turned into an attractive reef by the Japanese…”

    • Homple

      Rots of Primsoll marks.

  30. Brawndo

    I know the guy who ran over Heather Heuer was *convicted* of murder, but his vehicle was surrounded and being hit by protesters when he drove off, hitting Heather in the process. I don’t think these two cases are very similar. This one is far worse.

    • Not Adahn

      Nu uh! Heather was a valuable goodthinking wobblie protesting trumpenracism!

      The vermin that got rightfully euthanized in the recent case shouldn’t even be considered human. He forfeited his right to exist as soon as he registered Republican!

    • Pine_Tree

      I don’t have time to get into it right now, but the Charlottesville incident videos are super clear about exactly the steps in the panic.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Kremlinology

    Desperate for a victory, the Russian leader allied his nuclear threats and call-up of reservists to a plan to annex occupied territory in Ukraine’s east and south.

    “He is doubling down politically because he is losing militarily,” said Michael Clarke, professor of war studies at King’s College London. “Creating more ‘Russian’ territory is an attempt to scare the West because Russian nuclear doctrine has always maintained that nuclear weapons would only be used in defense of Russia directly. He says, ‘This is not a bluff,’ which shows that it is.”

    While the country’s military doctrine limits the use of nuclear weapons to direct threats to the existence of the Russian state, observers noted that in his address, Putin used the ill-defined term “territorial integrity” when talking about what conditions would merit a nuclear response.

    Seemingly extending the conditions for possible nuclear use in the middle of a war, and just as Russia is planning to absorb four Ukrainian regions, means Putin had “boxed himself in,” analysts said.

    “If Ukraine continues to try and liberate its own territories after a referendum has occurred, a sham referendum, does that mean he’s going to attack right away?” said O’Brien, the strategic studies professor. “I think he has sort of boxed himself in with this. It’s certainly aggressive rhetoric, but it’s not necessarily intelligent policy.”

    There seems to be a dire shortage of rational actors on the international stage, these days.

    • PieInTheSky

      There seems to be a dire shortage of rational tags

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      There seem to be a lot of Western intellectuals weighing in with “He would never do that.” while simultaneously proclaiming he’s incompetent.

      The indifference they demonstrate towards the tit-for-tat escalation between nuclear armed powers is disturbing to say the least.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Jordan Peterson had an interesting interview on Sky News this morning. He pointed out that the worse-case failure for Russia would be leaving Ukraine a smoking ruin. Which would still be a win for Russia since Ukraine would be removed from NATO’s pocket. The West is risking nuclear war over a conflict that can’t be won just so that American politicians can loot from the American taxpayers.

        Piers Morgan seemed stunned that Peterson didn’t think America would really respond with nuking Russia if Russia used tactical battlefield nukes in Ukraine.
        Morgan: “They’d have too!”
        Peterson: “Why?”
        Morgan: “Well you can’t just let Putin get away with that!”
        Peterson: something like “So you’d want to turn the world into smoking ruin just because Russia used battlefield nukes in a war that no other nuclear power is involved in? Why would any rational state actor voluntarily put themselves in a box like that with only failure as possible outcomes?”

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Oh, goddammit.

  33. Tundra

    Good morning, Banjos!

    Small business confidence drops most since start of the pandemic

    I’m shocked. You’d think, what with the supply chain issues, rising costs and government fuckery, we’d be stoked to go to work every day! We truly are ungrateful peasants.

    Ever feel like a chump?

    American families may have to spend an additional $11,500 just to get by this year due to inflation

    Luckily everything is hunky dory with small business.

    California Looks To Ban Diesel-Powered Trucks To Rectify ‘Decades Of Racist’ Practices

    Approaching peak retard.

    Wow, Banjos. Grim lynx today. But a fantastic song!

    Good luck today, peeps!

  34. Sensei

    The FDA’s Baby Formula Whitewash
    An agency report blames its failures on—wait for it—lack of money.

    A whistleblower report to the agency last October described unsanitary conditions at the plant. The FDA report says the complaint was lost in its mail and that “inadequate processes and lack of clarity related to whistleblower complaints may have delayed” its response. Investigators didn’t start to inspect the Abbott plant until late January.

    After inspectors identified Cronobacter on some surfaces, Abbott shut down the plant and initiated a recall in mid-February. Abbott says its own investigation found that its product didn’t cause the illnesses, and the FDA hasn’t shown otherwise.

  35. Rebel Scum

    Cry about it.

    Majority Leader Steny Hoyer is upset that he saw a giant “TRUMP WON” sign at the Charles County Fair last week.

    Going on to say: “We are a nation of laws. Try to respect a nation of laws.”

    Seems that 1A applies as one of those laws.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      Piss off you old fuck.

      I’d bet good money he’s on the record verbally contesting the 2000 election after the fact.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      I wonder what he’d say about the sign at the Grand Lakes Theater in Oakland during Trump’s presidency.

      https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Grand-Lake-Theatre-Trump-national-emergency-13624044.php#taboola-3

      “We have 4 actual national emergencies,” reads the marquee, as of Saturday. “Climate change, fake elections, guns and a lying traitorous criminal president.”

      I also remember they had signs claiming the elections in Ohio in 2004 were fraudulent.

  36. PieInTheSky

    Sophisticated deviants: Intelligence and radical economic attitudes

    https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0160289622000800

    “Conservative economic attitudes have been theorized as symptoms of low cognitive ability. Studies suggest the opposite, linking more conservative views weakly to higher, not lower, cognitive ability, but with very large between-study variability. ” – theorized by lefties I assume not by reality

    “Here, we propose and replicate a new model linking cognitive ability not to liberal or conservative economics, but to economic extremism: How far individuals deviate from prevailing centrist views” – centrists be midwits?

    “Summary

    The three studies presented here advance what might be termed “cognitive sociology”, showing that cognitive ability accounts for a significant factor in economic ideology: namely extremism, or how far an individual’s views fall from the mainstream or consensus view with extremes of intelligence and groups selected for intelligence tending to contain extremists.”

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Putin may also be trying to dissuade Western countries, including the U.S., from supplying Kyiv with more of the weapons it has used to such potent effect on the battlefield, said Keir Giles, a Russia expert and senior consulting fellow at Chatham House, a London think tank.

    No kidding.

  38. Sensei

    This morning’s chuckle.

    We strongly condemn the unfounded criticisms in your editorial “In Hong Kong, Children’s Books Are Now ‘Seditious’” (Sept. 14). The Government of the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region is unwaveringly committed to the rule of law and judicial independence, as guaranteed by our Basic Law. All law enforcement and prosecutorial actions are strictly based on law and evidence, and have nothing to do with a person’s political stance or background.

    The defendants in this case were convicted after a fair trial. As the court pointed out, what the defendants had done was “in effect a brainwashing exercise with a view to guiding the very young children to accept their views and values, ie PRC has no sovereignty over HKSAR which is not part of PRC,” with the children led to believe, inter alia, that “the only way to protect their home is to resist and to use force if necessary against the authorities.”

    The court explained in detail that the sedition offense is sufficiently clear, mere criticisms won’t be regarded as seditious, the offense is consistent with the Basic Law and the Hong Kong Bill of Rights, and a proportionate and reasonable balance has been struck between safeguarding national security and protecting freedom of speech.

    Any suggestion that Hong Kong no longer enjoys the freedom of expression, or any doubt regarding the judicial independence in the city, couldn’t be further from the truth.

    Original Article.

    • rhywun

      Multiple lulz there.

  39. Grummun

    Someone posted this in the overnight thread. I can’t say how full of shit the guest speaker may be, but if half of what he says is true, we’re fucked sideways:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Me2G6FJZMI

    • kinnath

      scary as fuck

    • PieInTheSky

      eh we had a good run. I mean not me but the world.

      • Drake

        Used to wonder why we weren’t meeting up with starfaring civilizations. That question has been answered.

    • Drake

      Yep – the Chinese “threat” doesn’t worry me much at all as long as they don’t lash out too much in their decline. The Davos WEF psychos are far more dangerous.

    • db

      Wait, they’ll drop to 650 million people? In three decades?

      • db

        Like, so, I’d be interested in seeing his sources.

      • waffles

        It seems incredible but that would be what 600 million fewer Chinese? I think its telling that they have been overcounting their population for decades. They may have peaked in 2008-10.

      • UnCivilServant

        There never seemed to be any shortage of chinese, it would be interesting to see how they derived those figures.

      • R.J.

        The one child law destroyed them within a generation. They are in decline, and they are dangerous. Also they still have most manufacturing and hence hold everyone by the nuts. And yes, the Davos crowd is, for the moment, more dangerous.

      • rhywun

        Wouldn’t surprise me. The CCP lies about everything else.

      • kinnath

        I believe the argument was that there are not enough women of child bearing age to replace the senior citizens that already exist. Thus, China will experience a massive die-off over the next 30 years.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    The modern version of the Wizard of Oz should re-cast the wicked witch of the west as the white male pastor of an evangelical megachurch.

    • Rat on a train

      Joel Osteen is wicked.

      • rhywun

        Checks out.

    • PieInTheSky

      Speaking of the wicked witch , I saw Wicked in London and kind of liked it

      • Count Potato

        GAY

  41. PieInTheSky

    ‘This is the new battlefront in the ongoing war against free speech… financial services being withdrawn from people.’

    Founder of the Free Speech Union and the Daily Sceptic, Toby Young, speaks to Mark Dolan about payments to his organisations being blocked by Paypal.

    https://twitter.com/GBNEWS/status/1572315009497038849

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      It ain’t new.

      Using PayPal is a deal with the devil.

  42. robc

    Re: Job search stuff

    At my previous job, we interviewed a candidate who had the worst resume I have ever seen.

    It was clearly designed to get him thru computer filters by making sure it had every possible keyword on it. It worked, I guess, as it got him an interview. After my boss sent me the resume, I asked if this was a practical joke. Because it couldn’t have been real. I filed it away with the intent of keeping it if I ever left that job so I could post anonymous excerpts for your all’s enjoyment. But when I cleaned out my desk, I couldn’t find it.

    The purpose of the interview was to expose him so that he could be legitimately rejected. It became pretty obvious during phone interview that he was googling answers.

    I personally dont get it. What is the point? Assuming he got hired, is he thinking he could figure out the job (he couldnt) or is it just to cash a paycheck until fired?

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m guessing it’s get any foot in the door and see how long you can stay on the payroll. If not, it’s another job contact for unemployment.

    • Swiss Servator

      “lets see…onboarding, training, etc…I can milk this for 3 months before getting shitcanned!”

      • Fourscore

        That was my daughter’s ex-husband. His job life was anywhere from 3 weeks to 3 months. He never lasted long enough at a job to get a vacation. He was clearly a Kreuger-Dunning, my daughter bought into his BS until she didn’t, took her a long time.

        I paid for the wedding, gladly paid for the divorce

    • Drake

      Did you (or HR) have to confirm he was interviewed to his state DOL? Maybe having interviews was a requirement for continued unemployment benefits?

    • Pine_Tree

      Counting on being unfireable because of demographics?

  43. The Late P Brooks

    The indifference they demonstrate towards the tit-for-tat escalation between nuclear armed powers is disturbing to say the least.

    It’s just a game.

    Another round of “Let’s play global thermonuclear war,” only not a computer simulation, this time.

  44. Certified Public Asshat

    Raising interest rates is a terrible mistake.The Fed assumes inflation is being driven by wage increases. That is false. Wage growth has lagged far behind inflation. You know what’s a real driver of inflation? Monopolistic corporations jacking up prices to maximize profits. pic.twitter.com/MRJBBgsenn— Robert Reich (@RBReich) September 21, 2022

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Little Bob two years ago:

      The Fed will keep interest rates low, no longer raising them to head off higher inflation. This means more money into the stock market. Big win for the richest 1 percent, who own half of it.— Robert Reich (@RBReich) August 28, 2020

      • juris imprudent

        Bob’s mind is still his smallest attribute.

    • UnCivilServant

      Someday, even you, blind chicken that you are, might stumble upon a kernel of truth.

      Today is not that day.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      Bob’s intellect is only matched by his stature.

    • R C Dean

      “The Fed assumes inflation is being driven by wage increases.”

      Pretty sure they do it assume that at all. Because low rates don’t drive wages higher, and high rates don’t drive them lower.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    You know what’s a real driver of inflation? Monopolistic corporations jacking up prices to maximize profits.

    Give that man a Nobel Prize.

    • PieInTheSky

      Why did these corporations wait for this exact moment to jack prices? Do they consider the war a distraction? there have been other wars without this. If they can just jack prices why don’t they do it more often?

      • Fatty Bolger

        No, no, no. Corporations maximizing profits is an entirely new phenomenon. Greed didn’t exist before the year 2021. It is known.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        They were waiting for small businesses to do the same thing.

  46. straffinrun

    At least you didn’t have to listen to your drunk father in law singing karaoke for two hours tonight.

    • Tundra

      I wish. He’s been gone since 2003.

      • straffinrun

        Still too soon?

  47. Shiny Nerfherder

    In regards to the Fed and interest rates, nobody seems to be paying attention to this tidbit from Powell’s speech yesterday. Paraphrased:

    the Fed wants positive real interest rates across the entire yield curve

    That means their target is above the rate of inflation, which is currently at 8.3%.

    Additionally, paraphrased:

    interest rates have now entered at the “very lowest level” of what the Fed considers restrictive

    Powell is looking more and more like Volcker with each passing month.

    • straffinrun

      He’s painted into a corner. What else can he do?

      • juris imprudent

        What’s funny is that people think what he’s saying means anything.

        Monetary theory has been blown to hell. All of the talk is just rote incantations.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        As much as I hate the Fed, Powell actually seems to get it. As I understand it, there was some backroom opposition to his renomination as Fed chair from those who would benefit from continued bailouts and printing.

        The monetary system is fucked all to hell right now, but the dollar is still the best looking turd in the punchbowl. Powell seems to want to keep it that way.

        The euro, on the other hand, is headed for oblivion, and the Fed is helping them along.

      • straffinrun

        The dollar will be the last to fall and also the most spectacular.

  48. DEG

    CPRM: This morning I watched the video you posted last night. It was good!

    • straffinrun

      If anyone can pull something like that off, it’d be these people. I was on the crowded train this morning and watching how they interact with people. It’s like everyone else is a dude you’ve seen on your street many times, but you’ve never talked to.

  49. DEG

    The proposal would require medium and heavy-duty trucks entering ports and railyards to be fully electric by 2035, according to the report. CARB believes that such freight vehicles should be banned because the diesel emissions that come from such vehicles disproportionately affect low-income and minority communities due to racist zoning policies.

    Go fuck yourselves.

    Cheney, for her part, was decisively defeated in her own primary after becoming a leading anti-Trump Republican. She has since vowed to commit herself to prevent a Trump political comeback.

    Cheney can go fuck herself too.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Gonna be hilarious when she announces her presidential run, then she’ll find out how much she’s really loved by her new friends.

      • DEG

        Even the Establishment will shank her.

  50. The Late P Brooks

    Surprising revelation

    The activist group at the center of a class-action lawsuit against Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis and other Florida officials for migrant flights to Martha’s Vineyard has received nearly $1.4 million from George Soros’ Open Society network.

    Lawyers for Civil Rights, a nonprofit immigrant advocacy group, filed the lawsuit on behalf of Alianza Americas, according to a press release Tuesday that described the latter group as “a network of migrant-led organizations supporting immigrants across the United States.”

    Alianza Americas has received a total of $1,383,947 from George Soros’ Open Society Foundations between 2016 and 2020, OSF’s records show.

    The grants came from three of his nonprofits: Open Society Institute, Open Society Policy Center and Foundation to Promote Open Society.

    I am completely flabbergasted by this revelation.

    • juris imprudent

      Our general prosperity at work.

    • Count Potato

      I’m surprised no one on the right has found a way to go after that guy.

      • rhywun

        The “respectable right” i.e. the majority of the GOP seems to be all for his shenanigans.

      • Count Potato

        Even the prosecutors who won’t prosecute?

      • rhywun

        Hard to tell since those areas are all one-party jurisdictions so the GOP might talk a good talk there but they can’t do anything.

    • Homple

      And they pissed that and everything else away 3 years later. Then 25 years after that they pissed away everything once again. Now they’re pissing everything away, maybe forever.

      • Tundra

        I pull up that site every day. So much beauty just completely pissed away by two WWs, communism, and general retardation.

        Still, I find the fact that people made such cool things pretty inspiring.

  51. Mojeaux

    “Good morning!” she trilled.

    Beautiful fall day just cool enough to have my feet on (MukLuks), craft projects ahoy, plenty of hot-spicy tuna salad, and yet more episodes of Hoarders to watch. Also, looking forward to a trip to Ikea tomorrow.

    I am boring. Please let me regale you with the joys of being boring!

    • Tundra

      Boring is underrated. Life is getting a little too exciting for my liking.

      • rhywun

        inorite?

      • mindyourbusiness

        Interesting times…

    • Not Adahn

      It lets you judge whether or not cheating on her is ok.

      • PieInTheSky

        well it is. I mean if Emily Ratajkowski’s husband cheated on her… No matter how hot a chick is some guy is tired of banging her the saying goes.

      • Count Potato

        Someone cheated on Elizabeth Hurley, Halle Berry, etc.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        I think we can all agree that Hugh Grant is a crazy SOB with peculiar tastes.

  52. KSuellington

    Prediction: Trump will not be running for President in 2024. He may declare a candidacy sometime after November, but he will be out before the first primary if he does so. It’s not going to be a serious run. There are main three reasons that he won’t. He has over a 100 million in his Super PAC that he will lose control of if he makes a run. He is currently getting his legal bills (I don’t think that includes the latest NY bullshit one over property valuations) paid for by the RNC which would end if he became a declared official candidate. Thirdly, he knows that he could very probably lose, possibly even losing by not getting the Team Red nomination as his favorability numbers are sinking while a certain Florida Man’s are rising. I realize that this may be partly wishful thinking on my part as I really, really want him to not run again, but if I had to lay down money on it, I’d put the chances at 60/40 currently of him not actually following through with a serious run.

    • Mojeaux

      latest NY bullshit one over property valuations

      Bullshit … well, yes and no.

      In the 80s, he was doing this shit, which was one reason I didn’t vote for him. Fluffing his books and stiffing small contractors when he went bankrupt. However, the banks are equally at fault. On the news last night (may or may not be true/presented correctly), they said he declared Mar-a-Lago at $750 million, when it’s more like $75 million. Now, I’m just a WAHM over here in Flyover, but even I can call shenanigans on a $750 million valuation for that property. So … where was the bank loaning him money on the basis of his valuations? Huh? They just … take his word for it? No. They’re in cahoots.

      And the left went full OMB Trump psychosis (never mentioning any of this) and make me defend the guy, which, let me tell you, is a bitter pill to swallow.

      • PieInTheSky

        https://wahm.ro/ exists strangely enough. that is all.

      • Sensei

        So much this. I knew many vendors he stiffed in Atlantic City.

      • Mojeaux

        Back when I was vocally opposing Trump, which left me in a bed with a whole lot of people I didn’t want to be in bed with, my favorite saying was, “Remember. If a man will cheat WITH you, he will cheat ON you.” I will admit I expected him to do a bunch of shit his supporters didn’t want him to, and in the end was largely banal, but evangelicals took it to mean his many affairs and brushed them off, and wouldn’t listen when I talked about his financial dealings.

        But also back in the 80s he tried to run or talked about running for president several times, but he was unserious at that time. It’s something he’s always wanted.

      • juris imprudent

        He wasn’t that serious about running in ’16. That’s part of what inflamed the TDS – he isn’t treating this the way we think it should be treated.

      • Mojeaux

        Well, I didn’t THINK he was, which was why I just ignored it until I couldn’t.

      • Mojeaux

        Also, his attitude about Kelo was vulgar.

      • KSuellington

        Mo, this investigation by the NY AG has been going on for years, and this is what they finally come up with?! To my eyes it is way more of a bullshit charge than the 1/6 hysteria. If she were to have try and nail him for some of the stiffing of contractors that would have been at least something. My dad knows an Irish contractor that got stiffed by Trump, I have no doubt there were many who were. But who exactly is the victim here, the banks? I don’t see them complaining and as far as I know he hasn’t defaulted on any of these loans. If the banks want to bring a suit against him for that, let them, but as you said they won’t because they are just as much guilty. As this is coming from an AG that explicitly said she was going to go after Trump and his family for anything she could, I find it remarkably weak.

      • Mojeaux

        Well, that’s why I said “yes and no,” because the banks are/were complicit. He was the original “too big to fail” because they had to loan him more money to try to save themselves.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Maybe, he doesn’t want to be a two time loser and he can still play kingmaker which should ease his ego. If a Rep gets elected he’ll be partially legally shielded for four years or longer and would be pardoned if his legal situation really went in the ditch. The money doesn’t hurt either and if I was him I’d just look at not running as freeing up free time to hang around the mansion and bang Melania. DeSantis has better political instincts, less baggage, and he might actually be a better troll which is surprising but there you go.

      • KSuellington

        Trump will not be President again. If he does somehow run and get the Elephant nomination, he will lose to whatever shitbag the Donks put forth. I think deep down he knows that he will not win again, and if it is one thing he hates more than losing the spotlight it is losing itself.

      • Banjos

        Complete opposite. The decent pollsters are showing Trump is destroying the entire Dem field. Seriously. Biden polls the best against him and is still getting his clock cleaned. If Trump runs, he will be the nominee and barring Dems finding a dark horse (Obama type) candidate, he will be president again.

  53. The Late P Brooks

    I am boring. Please let me regale you with the joys of being boring!

    Boring is underrated.

    • straffinrun

      Boring meaning “never wanted to look a fool”? Not me.

  54. The Late P Brooks

    I realize that this may be partly wishful thinking on my part as I really, really want him to not run again, but if I had to lay down money on it, I’d put the chances at 60/40 currently of him not actually following through with a serious run.

    I would like to think the people around him (Bannon, too, maybe) are urging him to not run, for any number of sensible reasons.

    I’m not terribly optimistic.

    The prospect of two more years of the outrage machine in full tilt Bad Orange Man is BAD mode fills me with dread.

    • Count Potato

      He lost much of his support.

  55. Count Potato

    “Leading Science Journal Will Now Reject Inconvenient Scientific Truths

    Nature demands that only science compatible with an ideologically fashionable worldview be published.

    What is arguably the world’s most influential scientific journal is strangling academic freedom and science itself with the hands of far-left ideology.

    “Although academic freedom is fundamental, it is not unbounded,” a recent volume of Nature Human Behavior reads. “For example, research may — inadvertently — stigmatize individuals or human groups.” And in a Nature news feature last week, the author worried that “a new ultraconservative supermajority on the United States’ top court is undermining science’s role in informing public policy. . . . Scholars fear the results could be disastrous for public health, justice and democracy itself.””

    https://www.nationalreview.com/2022/09/leading-science-journal-will-now-reject-inconvenient-scientific-truths/

    Paywalled, but you get the gist of it.

    “Nature’s editors have now made “woke” identity politics an essential element of editorial policy, explicitly stating that they will reject, retract, and repudiate any research that “promotes privileged, exclusionary perspectives.””

    https://twitter.com/NRO/status/1572797609546493954

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      Good. Make it explicit instead of trying to hide it.

      It gives alternatives an opportunity.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        2+2=climate change

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        The subjectivity of the standard is off the charts.

        They’re speculating that publication of research may have disparate impacts in advance of it actually doing so.

        It’s a huge opening for activists to come after researchers and crush them. Nature has just condemned itself to the ashbin of history.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        If the research is sound I don’t care if it has disparate impacts and, yes, they’ve screwed themselves.

    • Rebel Scum

      ultraconservative supermajority on the United States’ top court

      What?

      but you get the gist of it.

      Rule by wokesperts.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      The actual Nature editorial is worth reading. It’s nuts.

      https://www.nature.com/articles/s41562-022-01443-2

      Regardless of content type (research, review or opinion) and, for research, regardless of whether a research project was reviewed and approved by an appropriate institutional ethics committee, editors reserve the right to request modifications to (or correct or otherwise amend post-publication), and in severe cases refuse publication of (or retract post-publication):

      1.
      Content that is premised upon the assumption of inherent biological, social, or cultural superiority or inferiority of one human group over another based on race, ethnicity, national or social origin, sex, gender identity, sexual orientation, religion, political or other beliefs, age, disease, (dis)ability, or other socially constructed or socially relevant groupings (hereafter referred to as socially constructed or socially relevant human groupings).

      2.
      Content that undermines — or could reasonably be perceived to undermine — the rights and dignities of an individual or human group on the basis of socially constructed or socially relevant human groupings.

      3.
      Content that includes text or images that directly or indirectly disparage a person or group on the basis of socially constructed or socially relevant human groupings.

      4.
      Submissions that embody singular, privileged perspectives, which are exclusionary of a diversity of voices in relation to socially constructed or socially relevant human groupings, and which purport such perspectives to be generalisable and/or assumed.

      • Not Adahn

        “Socially relevant groupings” would include political parties, no?

    • juris imprudent

      Nature returning to a state of nature and abandoning reason and science. Sort of makes sense.

  56. The Late P Brooks

    the Fed wants positive real interest rates across the entire yield curve

    Janet Yellin haz a big sad.

  57. PieInTheSky

    Ask Ian: Why Does the AR15 Have a Buffer Thingie? – as an european very technical gun terms confuse me…

  58. Count Potato

    “A couple months back, I went to a queer dance party with someone I’d met online. We’d had a nice time chatting over sodas at the city’s catholic themed bar before we headed to a warehouse full of slippery, glittering gays, adorned in fishnet and sequin, leather and lace. I hadn’t been to a rave in years, partly due to the pandemic and partly due to I’m old now. And I felt old as I looked around the party, realizing there were no longer any familiar faces smiling back. Multiple waves of young people had turned 19 since the plague had descended upon us, and they were here at this party, drinking and dancing and blushing and flirting but mostly looking down at their shoes…

    After awhile, they wanted to move closer to the stage and I followed. Before we could make it to the front, though, they explained how the dance floor closest to the DJ was for black and indigenous femmes only. Everyone else was to dance behind them in the following order: black and indigenous then other people of colour then mixed race people then whites, and femmes then androgynous people then mascs. Since my new friend was mixed and I was white, I would have to dance behind them, but they pointed to a stranger and told me I could dance in front of him.”

    https://kier.substack.com/p/015

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Haaaaaaahahahaahahahahahahaaahhaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaahaha

    • waffles

      Tell me, how is it we managed to recreate Jim Crow inside a 10 year span? Amazing.

      • juris imprudent

        Jim Crow hell – the whole Hindu caste system isn’t this fucking rigid.

    • EvilSheldon

      *sigh*

      Kink used to be a lot more fun…

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      The Progressive Stack strikes again.

  59. The Late P Brooks

    Our boys in blue parked on the train track. What could go wrong?

    The officer was not injured.

    Phew!

  60. Count Potato

    “BREAKING: We have just been BANNED from @Venmo and @PayPal (within minutes of each other) for “violating” their user agreements.

    We are an organization that consists entirely of gay people whose only mission is to safeguard children from abuse.

    Woke homophobia is real, folks.”

    https://twitter.com/againstgrmrs/status/1572115130242179073

    • Sean

      Stuff like this is what lends credence to the conspiracy theory that western civilization is run by an elite cabal of pedophiles.

      Yup.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      When companies collude to shape their markets in any other context, the antitrust lawyers get really antsy. For some reason, they’re not worried about the feds coming down on them for this type of thing. I wonder why… 🤔🙄