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Banjos

Wife of sloopy, mother to three bright, curious, and highly active young girls. Perpetually exhausted.

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  1. Yusef drives a Kia

    Not my Beer!

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      You can have cask ales?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Natural carbonation works just fine🍻⛈

      • robc

        It will be interesting to see how styles change if there is a big switch to bottle/can/keg fermentation.

      • Nephilium

        The hazy trend will at least help cover the shock to most people who aren’t used to floaties in their beer.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Lol!

      • Count Potato

        I’m pretty sure the soda market uses more CO2 than beer.

      • db

        OMG now the corn syrup industry will crash and take everything else with it. You know it’s the keystone.

      • Surly Knott

        Soda prices have nearly doubled here in mid-Michigan, and sales/discounts have vanished. I may have to give up my Diet Coke addiction ;-\

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I’m having trouble even finding Coke Zero or Pepsi Zero on the shelves at any price. I’m considering buying a small soda fountain if I can get a deal at a restaurant close out.

      • Count Potato

        You could put a Diet Coke button right on your desk, a big beautiful button.

    • Grummun

      I recall seeing on a distillery tour, I think it was Kentucky Peerless, that they use closed stainless fermenters. They captured the CO2 and sold it. It would require a capital investment, but it seems like every brewery could do something similar. I suppose I am grossly underestimating the capital cost.

      • robc

        The article mentioned it…problem is 6 months wait to even get the equipment for that.

  2. AlexinCT

    Biden nears 100 executive orders estimated to cost taxpayers almost $1.5 trillion

    it will cost us a lot more than that.

  3. AlexinCT

    Is the FBI Falsifying Reports to Exaggerate White Supremacy Threat?

    Yes. And they are also lying constantly to hide the fact they favor the people (and party) that lets them do whatever corrupt shit they want vs. the guy that they know will come after them for massive abuses of power and their criminality.

    • Surly Knott

      This assumes a disjunction that seems highly unlikely, yo put it mildly. TheFBI are not particularly distinct nor distinguishable from the people and part you set them off from. They are those people and that party.

      • Count Potato

        I’m thinking they are mostly RINO buttheads like John and Dumpfy.

  4. AlexinCT

    Mayor Adams says migrants could be housed on cruise ships

    And tax payers will be made to foot the bill for that luxury cruise.

    • Rat on a train

      Is it a cruise to Venezuela?

      • AlexinCT

        For the tax payers, it sure as hell is…

      • Drake

        Exactly what I was thinking.

    • Jerms

      All inclusive

  5. AlexinCT

    Global Meltdowns Over Cost Of Living Keep Getting Worse

    You serfs will own nothing, and you will like it… – Judge Smails Klaus & his buddies

  6. Gender Traitor

    Denver is set to provide 140 homeless people with $12,000 in cash with no strings attached to help get them out of destitution drugs and/or alcohol

    FTF the jaded and cynical.

    • Count Potato

      Don’t forget crazy.

    • Atanarjuat

      There is this bizarre myth on the left that homelessness is just a lack of homes and that it is a problem that can be solved. Jimmy Dore keeps repeating “the money sent to Ukraine could have solved homelessness”. Um, most of those dudes had homes but chose a life of degenerate substance abuse. And you can’t solve mental illness either, unfortunately. My main problem with them is all the trash they throw everywhere. There is a spot on my commute where completely able-bodied men post up in the median and beg. They trample the flowers and leave a permanent mound of trash there.

      • SDF-7

        This is what triggers my rants at the TV screen when the perpetual Prop 27 (or the 27 vs. 26!) ads come on when I’m just trying to listen to the Drinker or Drachinifel.

        “Prop 27 guarantees more money for the homeless, giving XXXX ‘non-profit’ a permanent fixed income stream! Isn’t that wonderful!”

        Like — a) All the damned money thrown at homelessness before in California has done anything but feed the problem,
        b) Guaranteeing an income stream for all these ‘non-profits’ sure sounds like ‘funneling money to our cronies and slush funds’ to me and
        c) Why soak gambling to do it in the first place, assholes?

        Fortunately — my default position unless there’s really solid proof in the other direction on any and all CA props is “No. Hell no”. Just sick of the ads already and we still have months to go.

      • waffles

        The problem, it seems, is that we just didn’t throw enough money at it. And when the problem worsens we just go back to get more money.

        I hate homeless inc.

      • rhywun

        Homeless non-profit execs could not be reached at their cabanas in the Caribbean for comment.

      • Rat on a train

        It will be like the dedicated revenue streams for education that haven’t helped students.

  7. AlexinCT

    Denver offers cash, goodies to homeless, but only for women, trans or “non-binary”

    is this so the government agencies can collect information of who to bang (and who not to) for the top men?

    • WTF

      Yeah, fuck that “equal protection under the law” bullshit, nobody pays any attention to the constitution anyway.

  8. AlexinCT

    FBI whistleblower alleges Jan. 6 cases manipulated to create illusion of national crisis

    Would anyone not part of the cult, and thus obligated to feign a fainting spell, be surprised about this considering our recent experience with the Kung Flu?

  9. Count Potato

    “Biden nears 100 executive orders estimated to cost taxpayers almost $1.5 trillion”

    That should be illegal.

    • WTF

      Congress consistently lets them get away with it.

    • rhywun

      FWIW, it’s already unconstitutional. (Stop laughing.)

  10. AlexinCT

    House, Senate panels start this week considering changes to 135-year-old Electoral Count Act

    Libtards: DEMOCRACY…

    Yeah, we are a republic, on purpose, you fucking evil morons…

    • SDF-7

      And of course, down near the bottom of the article:

      Ten GOP senators have reportedly agreed to the upper chamber bill, which would give the Senate’s 50 Democrats the 60 votes needed to at least get a final vote for passage.

      Because of course they have. Because “civility” or “social contract” or “bipartisanship” or some stupid thing.

      • rhywun

        Psst, GOP: They’re pushing this to bury you. You need to start assuming that is the motivation every time – because it is.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        GOPe has nothing to worry about. They’re more valuable alive than dead. They’re probably happy to have the prog-fascists knock out their primary competition.

    • rhywun

      Look, you don’t get to extend the one-party state utopia by allowing other parties to participate. Sheesh.

  11. Count Potato

    “but if I had to compare these threats against those from radical Islamic terrorists—it’s radical Islam that we must monitor more closely regarding future attacks”

    Seems to be much less of those in recent years.

    • AlexinCT

      Radical islam is not as dangerous as people that oppose the abuses of power of the deep state. And nothing is as dangerous as the made up AGW crisis shit.

    • Plisade

      Glad you liked it. For the next installment I’ll try to remember to include a pic of my other “tactical” knives (all practical; I’m not a collector). But yeah, the Blur is the shizzle.

      • Sean

        I tried carrying around a Spartan Enyo. Great knife. Decent sheath.

        Don’t know why I needed it. Stopped carrying it and just kept my folder, which is currently a CJRB Feldspar.

    • CatchTheCarp

      I missed the knife article last night too. I have 6 -7 nice blades – most are Spyderco’s. My favorite is a Zero Tolerance ZT-0562 flipper – a Hinderer clone. Cool looking knife and opens as smooth as butter.

      • Plisade

        Nice looking knife.

        For conflict mgmt purposes, I prefer the gravity assist to flipping (but you can flip a gravity assist, too). Flipping open requires more space unless you’re crazy efficient with it, and you can’t open it secretly, like behind your silhouette, if need be.

        That said, I have had instances in which my opponent made an unforeseen move that unintentionally blocked my Kershaw’s blade from opening fully, and I had to flip it open from there. This happened when I started the fight with the blade closed, initially using just the handle for strikes (which I’ll cover in part 2). Such are the times when your own fingers get cut. But shit happens.

    • The Last American Hero

      Knives that don’t require 2 hands to open are illegal in some states.

      • CatchTheCarp

        In Nebraska it is illegal for convicted felons to own a knife.

  12. Count Potato

    “Ranking Member of the House Judiciary Committee Jim Jordan is sounding the alarm after a whistleblower explained a shift in the FBI’s priorities.

    In a letter sent to FBI Director Christopher Wray Monday, Jordan is demanding answers about why the Bureau is allegedly distributing resources away from child sex abuse cases in favor of political witch-hunts.”

    Seems a bit too perfect.

    • juris imprudent

      Stokes so-con piety and paranoia! That is pretty perfect, for political pandering.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      That’s just a way to draw attention to the main issue. Got to scare the suburban mommies into caring about it.

      Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) said in a letter to FBI Director Christopher Wray that the “manipulative case-file practice” was being conducted by the bureau’s Washington field office, which was instructing local FBI offices to open up cases on their books that were in fact simply related to the Capitol breach.

      This I believe. Field offices have been “interviewing” Joe and Sally Sixpack over Facebook posts that indicate they were in DC on Jan 6th and literally nothing else, not in the Capitol building, not planning a riot, nothing.

    • R C Dean

      A letter! Making demands! I’m sure that will get all this sorted out.

    • rhywun

      why the Bureau is allegedly distributing resources away from child sex abuse cases in favor of political witch-hunts

      Um… it’s because Biden has commanded every department to do exactly this. To make rooting out wrongthought (i.e. political enemies) the central focus of their activities.

      • WTF

        Of course we know from Trump’s tenure that the Bureau (and other fed agencies) only comply with presidential orders they agree with.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Blah blah blah radical Islam.

    “Why won’t they panic over my hobgoblins?”

    You can fuck right off, too.

  14. UnCivilServant

    Is the FBI Falsifying Reports

    Yes. Have been from the word go. Prosecute them, everyone associated with them, and their handlers at the DoJ. Any that are still alive.

    • Drake

      Jim Jordan was on TV last night talking about how the Republicans will have hearings if they win in November.

      Oooh – hearings!

      The only way to fix this is to make the budget for the FBI zero, fire everyone in the agency from new recruit to the Director, and bar all of them from federal employment ever again. Burn the records and sell all their property.

      • SDF-7

        I’d subscribe to your newsletter if you expand that to the full IC, moving what little we actually need (SIGINT mainly) back into the respective military branches, and chopping 70% of the Pentagon to start.

        Salt. The. Earth.

      • Atanarjuat

        That’s a decent start. Shouldn’t the records be made public though? I understand that there is sensitive information in there but reporters need to see how the sausage was made, who was blackmailed, who they had killed, etc.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        It won’t happen. You’re asking DC pols to expose all their evil doings to the world.

        The only way to get them on board with getting rid of the FBI is to give them a way out of culpability. Pick your poison, corrupt pols that you have a chance to unelect or bureaucrats that never go away and can jail you on a whim.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      That’ll happen when pigs fly over a snowed in Hell.

  15. Drake

    Excess mortality in the EU climbed to +16% in July 2022
    https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/web/products-eurostat-news/-/ddn-20220916-1

    Maybe that will solve the “housing crisis”. Unless of course they import millions of immigrants. But I think people from tropical lands will be less attracted to Europe when the economy crashes and houses aren’t heated.

  16. Pope Jimbo

    Daily Ray of Hope

    * Very similar to watching Fourscore at the Honey Harvest

    • SDF-7

      Kid is much, much braver than I ever was — especially at Junior High dances. 😉

      • Pope Jimbo

        Altar Boy 1 did a somersault and finger guns pointed at me when he was introduced at a 4 year old soccer match. So proud of him.

    • Ted S.

      Is the other one hailing a taxicab?

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Giving a,
        Hi five?

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Puerto Rico is a corrupt shitole

    Hurricane Fiona is just the latest in a series of events that manifests the impossible political situation in which Puerto Rico finds itself. As an unincorporated territory, without representation in Congress, it cannot advocate for itself and must rely on the good graces of others. This is not a foundation on which to create a lasting democratic society.

    That’s why we need to make it a state.

    • LJW

      I’d rather release them to their own free will.

      • SDF-7

        Ditto. Should have done so shortly after the Spanish American war. Ditto with the Philippines, instead of the stupid war there no one talks about to subjugate them.

        I’m as patriotic as the next guy — but boy there is some stupid and evil shit done in our name repeatedly in the past. Wish we’d actually learn from it instead of going “THIS time we’ll rebuild them afterwards and they’ll be so grateful and model allies!” (Don’t start me on the handling of the native tribes…. if you’re going to make treaties and call them sovereign nations, then you can’t run their internal affairs and ship their people around at your will, assholes. How we broke treaties in the early 1800s should have made us a pariah among the nations for 200 years. Pure bullshit).

      • The Last American Hero

        What nations? The ones actively subjugating the people in Africa? The more civilized nations in the Middle East, with their medieval practices? Oh, what about Imperial China? I bet they were libertopia in the early 1800’s.

      • SDF-7

        Not saying any of them were — but breaking your word repeatedly to what you claim to recognize as other countries should make it where no one can trust you to honor it elsewhere. Hence no nation should have engaged in diplomacy with us — we were proven oathbreakers.

        There’s a lot of crap that past generations did that you can waive off as “It isn’t like anyone else did any better” and all — but even by the standards of the time, breaking treaties left and right was dishonorable.

    • slumbrew

      Cmd-F ‘statehood’

      No matches.

      They want a congressional delegation without actually becoming a state (and those icky obligations, like federal taxes).

      ISTR they could become a state more or less at will – but nobody will vote for it.

    • Rebel Scum

      Do we actually get any benefit from holding it as a territory?

      • slumbrew

        My guess would be “no” but I have nothing but my gut to back that up.

      • B.P.

        I’m sure some neocon will point to national security. Why, sixty years ago the Soviets almost planted nukes on another island near us.

      • dbleagle

        Originally we held it because PR provided a coaling station for the fleet. But Rumsfeld closed that naval base. Let them go their own way.

  18. Pope Jimbo

    Seems to me that this winter we are going to see Europe go full Martha’s Vineyard on all their immigrants from Syria and other fun vacation spots.

    When people don’t have enough fuel to heat their own homes, they are going to stop being as “tolerant” of all their wonderful asylum seekers than they were when living was easy. And deportation will be the best option for those immigrants. The other option is to just be disappeared.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      This was inevitable. When times get tough, tribes get smaller and old cultural tendencies come right back to the top.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Swedes and Norwegians will be rowing over to France to plunder their nukes for electricity?

    • LJW

      Sweden is already at that point.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Instead of food stamps, immigrants in Sweden and Norway will be given blocks of govt lutefisk.

    • pistoffnick

      …when living was easy.

      Was your daddy rich? Was your mother so good lookin’?

      Take it away Janice:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A24JZkgvNv4

      Sorry I didn’t get a chance to talk with you at Honey Harvest. I did talk to your good lookin’ wife, though .

      • Pope Jimbo

        I heard that. You are one of the people Mrs. Holiness uses as an example of what I could become if I just committed to improving myself.

        By the time I was done getting razzed for turning up after all the work was done, you had packed up and gone. Oh well, I’ll see you next year.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    It needs to be noted, however, that LUMA Energy is not solely responsible for the current situation, which it inherited. Both PREPA — which continues to be responsible for energy production — and the government of Puerto Rico are the historical parties responsible for the bankruptcy of the agency. Both have also been responsible for not taking the necessary aggressive steps for the development of renewable energy, notwithstanding its lip-service, condemning Puerto Rico to its dependency on fossil fuels and the volatility of the international energy markets. It is not reasonable to expect decades of mistakes, negligence and corruption to be corrected in just a year.

    PR needs some 21st century corruption, like green energy.

    • SDF-7

      Lots of windmills and that mythical amazing storage that is always closer than fusion reactors somehow — the next hurricane will power them for a full year!

      (See also — idiots.)

    • R C Dean

      Because nothing helps a struggling country become prosperous like quadrupling the cost of energy.

  20. Pope Jimbo

    Nice shitlording!

    The only reason I’m posting this is because it made me laugh that the one dude in the pic is right next to the only attractive gal at the pro-choice rally. (and she is a cutie). He also has a look that says “fuck, I can’t believe I have to waste a day on this bullshit just to get laid. I am for sure going to cum on her face tonight”

  21. SDF-7

    ‘Orning ‘ordle — DuoTri was going well enough I actually thought about the Hype Challenge (congrats again on doing yer Mom… *cough* I mean, doing the challenge yesterday!). Then I looked at the timer and realized I was already over 5 minutes. Ah well, it wasn’t bad:

    Daily Duotrigordle #202
    Guesses: 35/37
    Time: 05:51.71
    https://duotrigordle.com/

    Main event started well (as well) — one of the seeds I used (because I just use whatever word pops into my head that seems likely to garner or eliminate letters instead of having a regular set like a sane person) almost gave me a 2… but I’ll take the 3. That gave me the Lowers pretty quickly… but not much on the Uppers, so ended up burning what was probably a stupid guess — but I was figuring the Quordle gods decided on repeated letters… incorrectly as it turned out. Pulled it out enough that Chumptown wasn’t even close, so I’ll take it!

    Daily Quordle 239
    6️⃣7️⃣
    3️⃣4️⃣
    quordle.com

    • Grumbletarian

      Daily Quordle 239
      7️⃣6️⃣
      3️⃣4️⃣

      Days since last visit to Chumptown: 3.

    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 239
      6️⃣7️⃣
      5️⃣4️⃣

    • whiz

      Daily Quordle 239
      5️⃣6️⃣
      3️⃣4️⃣

    • kinnath

      Daily Quordle 239
      3️⃣4️⃣
      7️⃣6️⃣

    • Penguin

      Daily Quordle 239
      5️⃣6️⃣
      8️⃣7️⃣
      quordle.com

    • robc

      Daily Quordle 239
      8️⃣7️⃣
      5️⃣6️⃣

    • grrizzly

      Daily Quordle 239
      3️⃣6️⃣
      4️⃣5️⃣

    • Grosspatzer

      Daily Quordle 239
      5️⃣7️⃣
      3️⃣4️⃣
      quordle.com

    • db

      3 8
      5 7

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Without the FBI, Dillinger would have kept us out of WWII.

  23. Rebel Scum

    Biden nears 100 executive orders estimated to cost taxpayers almost $1.5 trillion

    Democracy!

  24. Rebel Scum

    The Federal Bureau of Investigation is allegedly fabricating evidence again.

    Also, today is Tuesday.

    Joe Biden and the Democrats believe that numerous white supremacist fifth column groups dot the country, constituting a clear and present danger to the United States national security.

    They don’t believe it. It is just the narrative. And it is ass backwards from reality.

    • SDF-7

      I think they *do* believe that they can convince enough of the people that their political opponents are domestic terrorists and they can bring down the hammer on them. Just need to keep pushing (or get the Feebs to get something that will stand up to any scrutiny) for their inciting incident.

      • Ownbestenemy

        They’ll continue to hit groups like Proud Boys et al and quietly lump in some benign groups like website forums and such.

  25. Rebel Scum

    FBI whistleblower alleges Jan. 6 cases manipulated to create illusion of national crisis

    The entire narrative around this small riot is intended to deceive and manipulate.

    • juris imprudent

      Step 1: deny this is a narrative…

  26. Pope Jimbo

    That is a lot of lightbulbs

    As crime has been a top concern for the University of Minnesota recently, the school wants more street lighting installed to improve safety near campus.

    Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey has laid out a $14 million funding plan to install more lighting in parts of the city in an effort to deter crime.

    The University of Minnesota is asking for $2.8 million of that to be used on streets near campus.

    Figure $100/light + installation and that is 28K new lights. (I’m basing my estimate that I could buy a floodlight at Menard’s for $65).

    You could also maybe invest in security guards?

    • Gustave Lytton

      I can buy a box of bandaids, assorted sizes, from Walmart for $3. Why does healthcare cost so much in this country?

    • Fatty Bolger

      University of Minnesota has a $3.4 billion endowment fund, they can buy their own fucking lights.

  27. Rebel Scum

    Spikes in cost of living in tandem with global inflation and dysfunction continue to inspire massive protests and social unrest throughout the globe with no sign of abating, according to a recent study.

    You will own nothing, and you will be happy…Or else. ///GreatReset

    • juris imprudent

      Isn’t it funny how they never consider what or else might mean to them. Like there was never a French Revolution.

  28. Rebel Scum

    House, Senate panels start this week considering changes to 135-year-old Electoral Count Act

    Whatever they come up with will make government worse.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Today, in crackpot theory

    Yes, the “new virus” is now endemic and wholly manageable, due to mass infection and recovery. It was never going to end any other way. We knew this from February 2020. It’s the way every pandemic of this type of virus ends, all extremely well-documented over the past 100 years or, really, thousands of years.

    The policy response to the pandemic is what was the outlier. After spending two and a half years watching the unfolding of the great public-health disaster of our lifetimes, it’s impossible to avoid the conclusion that this has always been about politics and the manipulation of public perceptions. The reality that we chose to see was heavily informed by media propaganda and political priorities.

    That’s a terrifying reality.

    For example, it’s impossible to avoid the observation that the pandemic response was motivated at least in part by the desire to drive Trump out of office.

    What better way to crush a presidency than to panic the president himself into wrecking the economy that was his strongest selling point during a critical election year? It was a masterful plot and you don’t have to be a dreaded “conspiracy theorist” to see it.

    Moreover, it was not just about Trump himself. It was about much larger agendas and directions that the administration was headed that threatened some very powerful interests, the investigations of which should consume years of work. Theories abound about the real reasons – Fauci and gain-of-function research, WEF and its agenda, an experiment in unleashing hipster techno-primitivism – and we are still a long way off from knowing the full truth.

    Jeffrey Tucker isn’t going to get an invite to appear on Sixty Minutes. It had nothing to do with politics. Honest, decent, caring, noble public health experts saved the human race from total annihilation.

    • Atanarjuat

      Don’t forget selfless. Fauci, the highest paid government stooge, who refused to disclose how much he and his staff get in pharmaceutical royalties, cares about nothing but truth, science, and saving lives.

  30. Count Potato

    “EXCLUSIVE: Bill Gates strolls through NYC with Bono and huge security detail before 30-minute meeting ahead of appearance at Bill Clinton’s global summit”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11229677/Bill-Gates-strolls-NYC-Bono-ahead-appearance-global-summit.html

    Global summit is just a euphemism for bunch of assholes.

    “EXCLUSIVE: A night with the Queen of fashion! Jeff Bezos’ girlfriend Lauren Sanchez sports sheer micro mini as couple joins Hugh Jackman, Leo DiCaprio, Huma Abedin and Florence Welch for star-studded party at Anna Wintour’s townhouse”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11228591/Jeff-Bezos-Lauren-Sanchez-Hugh-Jackman-Leonardo-DiCaprio-attend-star-studded-Anna-Wintour-party.html

    Does she have a penis?

    • slumbrew

      If that dress rides up a little more we’ll find out.

    • AlexinCT

      What’s the cost for adults that act out like assholes?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        ^^

        I’m all for kid-free restaurants. I have to hear my kids all day, so having to hear somebody else’s kids when we escape for a date night once in a blue moon is not ideal. However, most of the memorable negative eating experiences of late have been clearly drunk 20-somethings who don’t have any self-awareness or volume control.

        I’d be all for a trend away from fast casual and back towards semi-formal for some of the mid-level restaurants. I remember when Red Lobster was a “nice place”.

      • Sensei

        Yes. Back when people had a bit more courtesy there were certain restaurants you expected children pitching a fit and other places where they were not expected to be taken.

        Shocking…

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Yep, I remember my brother being taken out to the car for being too loud in Pizza Hut.

      • R.J.

        I stood on the table and sung the national anthem while my brother threw up enchiladas at El Chico around 1971. We were never taken to a restaurant again.

      • Rat on a train

        Was it the Mexican national anthem?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        If you had done that at Pancho’s, nobody would’ve noticed.

      • R.J.

        American anthem. That’s what played when something bad happened on TV, so I just activated and started singing. And yes, it would not have been noticed at Pancho’s.

      • waffles

        I was also the kid who had to be shushed, taken out, etc.

        Now my girlfriend will make funny faces at kids a few tables over to trigger the parents into the same response. I think it’s hysterical. Adults get away with so much.

      • Nephilium

        A friend of mine has a pretty basic litmus test as to if he’ll bring his kids to a restaurant. IFF they have a kids menu, then they’re open to having children. No kids menu, don’t bring the kids there.

      • rhywun

        Eminently sensible.

      • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

        A huge chunk of the problem is what passes for design in a restaurant space now. When was the last time you had, or even saw, a booth in an upscale eatery? Carpet? Or any other sound deadening feature? No, what is fashionable now is the “sleek, modern” look of faux hardwood, tables packed together, and open ceilings (with no sound deadening), coupled with an open kitchen that is in the middle of the dinning area. Food as spectator sport.

        Part of this is local food and health regulations, but a big chunk of it is the aesthetic of the restaurant as a feature, and not the ability to have a decent, quiet conversation.

      • Timeloose

        There also used to be a smoking section that was kid free. As a newly minted 50 year old, I have even more issues with kids in bars.

        WFT Hipsters keep your kids out of bars, they are not welcome. The only time I was in a bar as a kid was when I was trick or treating or we had a private party. I don’t want to hold my tongue or be made to feel self-conscious because your 5 year old kid is sitting right behind me in a booster chair.

        By the way get off my lawn and stop playing that noise that you call music!!!

      • Nephilium

        I had a parent complain to me because we were swearing at the game one time at a bar. I proceeded to swear more going forward. Fuck off… this is a bar and an adult space.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I’ve never understood this. It’s not like words have some magical power that harm children. My wife and I swear. Our family and friends swear. Our children understand these are adult words and not to use them. It’s that simple.

      • B.P.

        I had my seven-year-old on my shoulders at a music festival. Two guys in their late twenties were swearing up a storm in front of me. One of them looked back at me and apologized profusely. I pointed to the stage and said, “Jesus dude, relax. It’s fucking Ice Cube up there.”

      • robc

        When you are used to places where no one under 21 is allowed in the bar (or the bar section of a restaurant), it is weird going to places where kids are allowed.

        I saw a couple kicked out of the bar section of a restaurant in Indianapolis because they had a newborn with them. It was asleep and not a problem, it was the law that was the issue. They came in to order drinks while waiting on a table and were (politely) moved out of the room.

      • Ted S.

        In Wisconsin, that kid would drink you under the table.

      • robc

        But his parents would have to order the drinks for him.

      • rhywun

        I remember when babysitters were a thing.

        I don’t remember ever being taken to a restaurant before an age at which I knew how to behave myself.

    • Necron 99

      When I was going through cancer treatments I went for a PET scan in “the city” and afterwards felt like crap due to lack of food and the radioactive sugar they pumped in me. I stop at a Chili’s for a quick meal and take a table in a quite corner and pull out a book. Five minutes after I order a herd of mom’s and children flood the place; screaming meme’s everywhere running amok and causing havoc. Waitress comes with my drink and I tell her, “get me out of here or cancel my order, I can’t take this.” She sees my distress quickly leads me to a closed section, I guess for private parties or something, and lets me sit in there by myself. I have never been so grateful to a Chili’s waitress in my life, I tipped her >100%.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    It should rattle any concerned citizen of the US – or just any rational person – that such a massive issue as a deadly pandemic could be turned on and off by perception management by powerful elites in government, tech, and media. And yet, the evidence is overwhelming that we have seen just such an operation at work over these pandemic years.

    Rational people are not exactly thick on the ground.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Rational folks made the determination back in June 2020 about what this virus means in their lives. The irrational continue to be dragged about by their noses

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        The irrational continue to be dragged about by their noses.

        I am amazed at the number of people who are continuing to get boosters despite having already had Covid multiple times. It’s become a religious rite of passage for the Left like taking communion.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Many are ignorant in the truest sense of the term. I think of my grandparents. They watch TMITE with daily regularity, slurp down its agenda, and don’t bother to look anywhere else for info. They may be skeptical of the blatantly partisan stuff they see, but they’re in that 90’s era mentality of “its good reporting with a slightly leftward editorial slant”. They don’t know and don’t care that there are 100 alternative sources out there putting the lie to TMITE bullshit.

        My parents’ generation seem to be the religious ones about all this. Especially the divorced women. Both my mom and my wife’s mom fall in this category, and they gobble up the leftist agenda and the smug pretention like it’s candy. They abandoned their worldview and their morals of their youth and they live and breathe the nihilistic cynicism of the left, albeit gussied up in “kindness” and “tolerance” and the all too tempting victimhood narrative (after all, the traditional way of getting married and having a family burned them)

      • Rebel Scum

        I made that determination after (probably…) contracting it in November of 2019.

  32. Rebel Scum

    Kamala Harris has been given some key tasks by the Biden administration, and she has been a remarkable failure at them all.

    Idk that she has failed so much as not done anything.

  33. Rebel Scum

    Mayor Adams says migrants could be housed on cruise ships

    How nice to be able to commandeer vessels to house illegals.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Piracy is okay in the name of the State

    • Homple

      “Mayor Adams says migrants could be housed on cruise ships”

      Prison ships. At least not hulks, like in “Great Expectations”.

      Everything old is new again.

  34. Rebel Scum

    US housing market in ‘deep recession’ as homebuilder confidence tanks: economist

    Yet our office is still rolling. I wonder how long before everything blows up.

    • Grumbletarian

      Good news for me. I have managed to clear myself of virtually all debts, and am renting at a below market rate. Now I can start saving like a madman and in three years I should have enough for a big down payment on some other person’s foreclosed property.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        We’re less than 6 months out from having enough down payment saved to be able to get what we want at current prices. A market drop would only increase our equity in the house and reduce the impact of interest rates.

        Now we just need to hit our savings goals for the first time in 6 months… *glares at grocery and electric bills*

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Three years? You should be good in 6 months or so. I wouldn’t worry too much about a high interest rate, price will be favorable and you’ll have plenty of opportunity to refi down the line.

      • Grumbletarian

        You say that, but something in my last mortgage (signed in 2004) turned out to be an impossible hurdle as far as refinancing went. I was paying over 6% interest, and I knew in the terms I signed that I couldn’t refinance for five years after closing, but I tried to refinance in 2012 and again in 2015 and for some reason that was never well explained to me it wasn’t possible. And it was not my credit rating, which has been 700+ for going on 20 years now.

      • AlexinCT

        The reason is that you are a cash cow, and unless you resort to legal action they plan to service you like a bull does until they milk you for all you are worth. Mortgage rackets are the norm IMO.

  35. Rebel Scum

    Denver offers cash, goodies to homeless, but only for women, trans or “non-binary”

    Old and busted: Equal treatment

    New hotness: discrimination

    • PieInTheSky

      wait are we not doing tired/wired anymore?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Seems illegal…

  36. Pope Jimbo

    Morning Banjos. I’m glad you are doing the linx this morning and not Sloopy.

    I don’t need to be reminded of another stellar Prime Time performance by Cousins and the Vikes.

    • slumbrew

      Vikes fans were quiet here last night…

      • Tundra

        I shut it off at halftime.

        Cousins is painful to watch.

  37. Rebel Scum

    IRS Gave Tax-Exempt Status to Soros-Backed Group Accused of Targeting ‘Trump Republicans’

    MAGA Republicans with their Ultra-MAGA agenda are an existential threat to our Democracy.

  38. Rebel Scum

    US could face beer shortage after extinct volcano contaminated the country’s largest CO2 reserve

    If you want a revolution…

  39. Rebel Scum

    Beyond Meat Executive Arrested For Allegedly Biting Man’s Nose In Road Rage Incident

    I have questions but I don’t want to be nosey.

    • SDF-7

      You just don’t want to face the truth.

    • Plisade

      Apparently dude isn’t Beyond Cannibalism.

    • Banjos

      Smells fishy

  40. PieInTheSky

    Liz Truss admits no US trade deal in ‘short to medium term’

    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-62959374

    The UK government had previously promised a post-Brexit trad deal with the US by 2022.

    Labour said the lack of a trade deal with the US “is costing billions in lost potential trade opportunities and holding back growth”.

    Speaking ahead of her flight to the US, Ms Truss said: “There aren’t currently any negotiations taking place with the US and I don’t have an expectation that those are going to start in the short to medium term.”

    But those hopes were dashed in the early months of the Joe Biden’s administration. Former Prime Minister Boris Johnson and his Trade Secretaries – first Liz Truss, then Anne-Marie Trevelyan – conceded the US had other priorities. President Biden made clear protecting US jobs came first. Resuming free trade discussions has not been on the agenda.

    Why do you Americans hate trade?

  41. Shpip

    I was on Big College Campus yesterday when I was buttonholed by a grad student. Our conversation went something like this:

    Grad Student: Hi! Our Ornithology club is raising money to attend a seminar on corvids. Would you care to donate?
    Me: Interesting… what’s your club called?
    GS: CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!
    Me: (reaching for wallet) Well, as long as it’s four good caws….

    • SDF-7

      I believe Jesus said something about not crowing when you do charity or philanthropy. And I think it would be more pertinent to ask if we’re past a corvid pandemic.

      • Pope Jimbo

        It is a scam. They will use your money to feather their nest.

    • slumbrew

      I wonder if there’s some charity for fatherless youths you could join and fulfill their need of terrible dad jokes.

      • Pope Jimbo

        What do you have against these wonderful puns?

        You can go flock yourself and your bigoted views on humor!

    • Grummun

      These always start out as completely credible, and then the pun hammer drops. Well done.

    • Rat on a train

      The corvid pandemic is over.

    • EvilSheldon

      I’d take that bet for twenty. Personal security details are extremely expensive, and Hogg is a pissant in the prog world. He might have some local cops in plainclothes doing site security, but no one is paying for his protection.

    • Pope Jimbo

      DULUTH — A school-shooting survivor and gun control activist is set to headline an anti-gun-violence rally here next month.

      David Hogg, one of the survivors of the 2018 mass shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida, is set to speak at the “Rally for Peace,” which is scheduled for noon to 3 p.m. Saturday, Oct. 1, at Leif Erickson Park in downtown Duluth.

      If Leif was alive today, I’m sure he’d be all about common sense axe control.

      Duloot seems like an odd place for a gun control rally. Do they understand he wants to take their deer rifles and shotguns?

      * Someone enact some labor for me and tell me if Hogg was an actual survivor. I thought I had read he wasn’t at school that day.

      • EvilSheldon

        He was at the school, but not in the building. So Hogg is a school shooting survivor in exactly the same way that I am.

      • Shpip

        He’s a Parkland High shooting survivor in the same manner that the Bosslady and I survived Danny Rolling’s killing spree. We were there, but we never saw the perp and really weren’t affected in any way. Big College Town was a weird place during that time, and for weeks afterward.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I’m a Night Stalker survivor…well I lived in the SoCal area during the time so where can I sign up for my grift

      • Necron 99

        That must have been terrifying.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I shopped last night at a grocery store where two people were killed last month.

    • Drake

      If he hadn’t hitched his wagon to that shooting, I wonder where he’d be now? Just some random twink at a second-rate liberal arts school training to be a party apparatchik is my guess.

      • slumbrew

        It’s revolting how he’s going to ride that shooting into a life-time of low-level grifting.

      • Shpip

        If he hadn’t hitched his wagon to that shooting, I wonder where he’d be now?

        As it is, he’s the single point in the Venn diagram intersection of “People who were waitlisted by the University of Central Florida” / “People who were accepted into Harvard University.”

    • R C Dean

      I “leftcom” Newspeak for “lame”?

  42. PieInTheSky

    the @UofT
    job fair offers 30 minute early entry for “Indigenous students, Black students, racialized students, 2SLGBTQ+ students, students with disabilities, and any student who would be able to participate more fully with fewer sensory distractions …”
    \
    https://twitter.com/jonkay/status/1571965447662346240

    • Pope Jimbo

      That is funny. Everyone knows that those students are never on time to begin with. So letting them show up early? Sounds like some hidden white supremacy to me.

      *Indian Time was a well known concept where I grew up. When my dad retired, a tribal elder told him that they all missed him on the res because he understood Indian Time. The replacement PO still thought “show up on Tuesday” meant they’d show up on Tuesday and not sometime that week.

      • R C Dean

        As I’ve been saying forever, “manana” doesn’t really mean “tomorrow”. It means “not today”.

  43. Grummun

    Just got an email from some random online ammo dealer offering (supposed) “clearance prices” on 9 and 5.56. “You can finance with Credova!”

    Finance? Jeebus.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Be sure to use Visa, Mastercard, or Amex so they can track your purchases appropriately. Maybe Credova is an untraceable alternative for people who are worried about the new rules?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I wonder if prepaid cards are the answer to this phenomenon.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Structuring charges are coming. I think a huge a driver, perhaps even the biggest, behind the doubling of the IRS is to open a new front in gun grabbing.

      • Count Potato

        I doubt they would take an anonymous prepaid card.

      • EvilSheldon

        I’m seeing a fair number of online vendors starting to accept crypto transactions.

    • waffles

      It’s a very weird idea to finance a consumable product.

      • Drake

        I’d do it the day before the apocalypse.

    • Timeloose

      Do I need to get a Discover card? Possibly a Diners Club?

  44. Annoyed Nomad

    If someone could invent a way to sequester the “bad” CO2 into a food-grade format so it could be used for beer, I think we could achieve world peace.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    Foochy rushes to the podium

    Anthony Fauci, the nation’s top infectious disease expert, said Monday that the U.S. is not where it needs to be regarding the coronavirus pandemic, the day after an interview with President Biden was broadcast in which Biden said that the “pandemic is over.”

    In a talk with the Center for Strategic and International Studies, Fauci, Biden’s top COVID-19 adviser who last month announced his pending retirement from the government, said that much depends on how the country handles future virus variants.

    “How we respond and how we’re prepared for the evolution of these variants is going to depend on us. And that gets to the other conflicting aspect of this — is the lack of a uniform acceptance of the interventions that are available to us in this country where even now, more than two years, close to three years, into the outbreak, we have only 67 percent of our population vaccinated and only one-half of those have received a single boost,” Fauci said.

    He noted that the country is still experiencing more than 400 daily deaths due to COVID-19, though that number is down from a year earlier.

    It’s not over. It can’t be over. It’ll never be over.

    Cling to your superstitious terror, America.

    • R.J.

      Remember the “clingers” from the Obama era? We get to reuse that name now.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Isn’t Biden the OG mackdaddy of clingers? Especially when it comes to kids?

      • R.J.

        Bitter old man clinging to kids and COVID.

    • Nephilium

      400 daily deaths. Four. Hundred.

      End of the World here.

  46. DEG

    Too local news: Don Bolduc has flip-flopped his position on the 2020 election.

    The NRSC (National Republican Senatorial Committee) is now pumping money into NH to bolster Bolduc. I saw new anti-Maggie Hassan ads running on the TV at the gym.

    Given Bolduc has a great organization behind him that he has built up over the last three years, I think this makes the NH US Senate race competitive. I also will expect little from Bolduc if he does win since he is willing to sell out.

    • DEG

      Addendum: As far I as I know, Karoline Leavitt still says the 2020 election was stolen. Unlike Bolduc, Leavitt has been able to raise money.

  47. The Late P Brooks

    Numbers game

    After President Joe Biden said the coronavirus pandemic was “over” in an interview Sunday, many people were left wondering how to reconcile his comment with the fact that the U.S. is still averaging about 500 Covid deaths every day.

    But disease experts said debating whether the pandemic is over overshadows a more important concern: the reality that Covid will remain a leading cause of death in the U.S. indefinitely.

    “It’s likely, when we think of the causes of death in our society, that Covid’s on the list probably forever,” said Dr. Bob Wachter, the chair of the University of California, San Francisco’s department of medicine.

    “Whether we call it a pandemic or not, it’s still an important threat to people,” he added.

    ——-

    “As we’ve figured out how we’re going to live with this disease in perpetuity, it makes sense to contextualize it as another illness that Americans have to face,” said Dr. Leana Wen, an emergency physician and professor at George Washington University.

    Experts said Covid is likely to remain among the U.S.’s 10 leading causes of death for the foreseeable future, regardless of new vaccines, boosters or treatments that might become available.

    It’s not over ’til we say it’s over. And we’re not gonna say that.

    • Drake

      It’s not over until nobody in the country dies.

      • slumbrew

        I just gotta get Death into my pear tree…

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      As a disease that hammers the vulnerable in particular it will remain a killer but something was going to get most of those people unfortunately and sooner rather than later.

      • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

        Oh, hell, even my doctor says that when you hit eighty you have both feet in the grave, and any time you get is borrowed.

    • slumbrew

      Remember when we blew up the economy because 50,000+ people died from the flu? Ah, right, that first part didn’t happen.

    • Tundra

      Lol.

      500 a day? Go look at Fentynal ODs or heart disease fatalities per day you stupid, disgusting, useless motherfuckers.

      Thank you for attending my TED talk.

    • Rebel Scum

      Experts said Covid is likely to remain among the U.S.’s 10 leading causes of death for the foreseeable future

      When every death is deemed a covid death…

      • Certified Public Asshat

        regardless of new vaccines

        love how that is just slipped in.

  48. AlexinCT

    HERETICS! Burn them at the stake.

  49. The Late P Brooks

    It’s a very weird idea to finance a consumable product.

    Repl

    Lend me ten pounds and I’ll buy yo a beer.

  50. The Late P Brooks

    Don’t even look at he screen, just hit send.

  51. The Late P Brooks

    As a disease that hammers the vulnerable in particular it will remain a killer but something was going to get most of those people unfortunately and sooner rather than later.

    And, of course, they can (and do) game the numbers by shifting cause of death from other categories to the plague.

    “Look- deaths from Heart disease are down, and deaths from the plague are up. That proves how deadly it really is.”

    • LJW

      Romania licking their chops looking at Moldova?

      • PieInTheSky

        Ehm fuck that we dont want it

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        You don’t want to retire to Chișinău?

    • Rat on a train

      Romania will, of course, cede areas with Hungarian majorities (Harghita, Covasna …) to Hungary.

      • PieInTheSky

        They can have em

  52. The Late P Brooks

    Hogg is a pissant in the prog world. He might have some local cops in plainclothes doing site security, but no one is paying for his protection.

    He’d be worth more to them dead than he is alive.

    • EvilSheldon

      I didn’t want to mention that because it might give someone ideas.

  53. Tundra

    Good morning, Banjos!

    Denver offers cash, goodies to homeless, but only for women, trans or “non-binary”

    ” From now on I want you all to call me Loretta.”

    US housing market in ‘deep recession’ as homebuilder confidence tanks: economist

    I wish. Although maybe the monetary pandering to the mentally ill will help.

    US could face beer shortage after extinct volcano contaminated the country’s largest CO2 reserve

    This Brave New World is really starting to suck.

    Fuck me, is that a great song. Thanks for the musical sunshine!

  54. The Late P Brooks

    The Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation, or IHME, a research organization at the University of Washington that regularly models Covid deaths, predicts a decline in Covid deaths over the next two months.

    So some experts are hopeful that Covid could drop in the U.S. cause-of-death rankings over time.

    “It would not surprise me if we have a similar magnitude of deaths from Covid as we do from flu,” said Dr. Chris Murray, the director of the IHME.

    Covid death numbers could also fall if hospitals stop routinely testing people for the virus. That’s because the current death counts may include some people who tested positive for Covid when they were hospitalized but died of other illnesses.

    “Having filled out hundreds of death certificates in my life, I know that some of these deaths are ‘with’ rather than ‘from’ Covid,” Wachter said.

    Murray estimated that half of annual Covid deaths may fall into that category.

    No

    fucking

    way,

    dude.

  55. The Late P Brooks

    The IHME model predicts a steeper drop in deaths this year if 80% of the public wears masks. Wachter said the country could also lower the death count to “half of what it is today” if more people took advantage of vaccines, boosters or treatments.

    *turns green, looks for something to smash*

    • Rat on a train

      My model predicts I will ignore your advice.

      • rhywun

        Hey, so does mine!

      • Rat on a train

        Peer reviewed.

  56. Sensei

    Researchers found that YouTube’s “dislike” button reduced similar, unwanted recommendations only 12 percent, according to their report, titled “Does This Button Work?” Pressing “Don’t recommend channel” was 43 percent effective in reducing unwanted recommendations, pressing “not interested” was 11 percent effective and removing a video from one’s watch history was 29 percent effective.

    YouTube’s Dislike Button Rarely Shifts Video Recommendations, Researchers Say

    • PieInTheSky

      Eh o rarely lile or dislike yutubz

    • R C Dean

      Sounds like the “close doors” button on an elevator.

      • Not Adahn

        To be fair, that button works if you turn the key to firefighter mode.

      • Sensei

        Also depends on the market.

        For example my friend in Japan noted that you are expected to close the door after everyone is loaded in or you get dirty looks.

        I explained years of NYC elevators with a button that does nothing except for fire use.

  57. Shpip

    This probably won’t be the most bizarre thing you’ll see all day, but it’ll be in the top five.

    A Q-tip* running for state senate in Utah has released a rap video campaign ad.

    I can’t decide between “endearingly dorky” and “so cringy you can’t look away.”

    *In Florida Man country, “Q-tip” is a term for white-haired little old ladies. When they’re meandering the roadways, hunkered down behind their steering wheels, all you can see of them is the poof of white hair.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I think you meant to call them Cotton Swabs.

      — Unilever Trademark Lawyer

    • rhywun

      Huh. “Q-tip” gave me a vision of some skinny white twink instead.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I was thinking of the guy from A Tribe Called Quest.

  58. PieInTheSky

    in US sports news, what is a keith yandle?

    • Translucent Chum

      A washed up ice hockey player that just announced his retirement after not playing for years (playing but sucking).

    • AlexinCT

      You are better off asking about a Houdini, Dirty Sanchez, Cleveland Steamer, or Johnny Dangerously….

  59. The Late P Brooks

    Fap fap fap

    I didn’t think it was possible, but Donald Trump is more dangerous than ever.

    Last week, he warned America that if he’s indicted, we would face “problems… the likes of which perhaps we’ve never seen.” For a man who already incited one violent riot over his defeat in the 2020 election, a veiled threat of violence (nice democracy there—if you can keep it!) cannot be dismissed as a mere toothless bluff.

    But it gets (arguably) worse: Trump has gone full QAnon.

    Last Tuesday, Trump reposted a picture of himself on his social media platform Truth Social wearing a Q pin with the words “The Storm is Rising.” As the Associated Press explains, “In QAnon lore, the ‘storm’ refers to Trump’s final victory, when supposedly he will regain power and his opponents will be tried, and potentially executed, on live television.”

    They’re panting and writhing in anticipation. So hot. So wet.

    • AlexinCT

      BE AFRAID!

      That way you will not see how badly we are fucking you over and leave us in power,,,

    • Rebel Scum

      nice democracy there—if you can keep it!

      That’s not the reference.

    • The Other Kevin

      From now on I’m going to refer to the Democrats as “The party of Trump”. That’s all they ever talk about. Trump, Trump, Trump, MEGA MAGA, Trumpety TRUMP!

      • R C Dean

        I like MEGA MAGA as the next version of the bigoted insurrectionist hater movement.

  60. B.P.

    “Denver offers cash, goodies to homeless, but only for women, trans or “non-binary””

    Denver’s homeless population has exploded over the last eight years. Rows of tents, trash, etc. The city has come up with a lot of ways to deal with it, other than, you know, enforcing the law. One of the city’s bright ideas has been sanctioned homeless encampments, where homeless nonprofits and the city set up domed tents, port-a-potties, etc., in a parking lot owned by a church, nonprofit, etc. Well, guess what happened over the weekend. One of them caught on fire:

    https://kdvr.com/news/local/homeless-camp-fire-safe-outdoor-space-elati-denver-health/

    Neighbor #1: “We were concerned about this exact sort of thing happening since they moved in,” Ostrander said. “Placing 50 highly flammable, densely packed (tents) in a lot within feet from a home — it’s just not safe and it’s really unfortunate that this happened to the people that live in there, because I know some of them lost everything, and it was really scary for the surrounding neighbors as well.”

    Neighbor #2: “The reaction from the other people in the neighborhood is unnecessary,”

    The bad news is I have to pull a bunch of permits if I want to change anything to my home, purportedly for safety reasons. The good news is I can live in a tent anywhere in the city and shit in the street.

    *chump effect*

  61. The Late P Brooks

    For my Republican friends who dislike Trump but, nevertheless, voted for him twice, your reflexive response may be, “But critical race theory!” or “But AOC!”

    I get it. The left’s excesses worry me, too. But are you capable of saying that what Trump is doing goes beyond politics and is essentially damaging our nation?

    What the fuck is Trump doing, exactly? Other than taunting you and sticking his thumb in your eye by his very existence?

    • B.P.

      The details on the existential crisis that Trump constantly presents are always very scant. He commands hordes of mindless followers that he can muster at a moment’s notice to bring down society. Or something.

      • The Other Kevin

        It’s always been about what he will “potentially” do. Things that he never did while he was in office and had the chance, but in the future he COULD do those things. In other words, the whole thing is a bunch of made up bullshit they convinced themselves is real.

      • R C Dean

        Next you’ll be telling me the COVID pandemic wasn’t an exiction-level event that we were saved from only by the tireless heroics of our selfless public health administrators.

      • The Other Kevin

        You might want to sit down, R C.

    • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

      That is the question; what the ever loving fuck has he done that is so, so scary? About the only thing I have scene is to not give a shit about leftist pieties and shibboleths.

      But if you ask them to pin it down and say what, exactly, has been so damaging, all you get is some version of “he makes my hair stand on end!”

      • Shpip

        About the only thing I have scene is to not give a shit about leftist pieties and shibboleths.

        That’s why Rush Limbaugh used to drive them bonkers, too. He’d routinely look at lefties’ sacred cows and say “Let’s have a barbecue!”

        And because leftists are Very Serious People, Our Intellectual and Moral Betters, they absolutely cannot abide being lampooned or mocked.

    • Tundra

      But after talking to Phillips, it’s hard to not feel at least a little bit bad for his situation.

      Wrong. It’s super easy not to give a fuck. Dummy.

      • R.J.

        That is approaching peak idiot.

    • blighted_non_millenial

      Had a 79 in high school. Can confirm unexpected door openings. I never fell out, but it did spook a date or two.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Lordy, that’s quite a design flaw.

  62. Not Adahn

    Apparently Dr Jillden, MD has shown disrespect for Blessed Elizabeth by wearing a fascinator to the funeral. At least she wasn’t wearing tan shoes.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Yeah, and the fake tan and fake lashes looked worse. Oh Melania, come back.

  63. The Late P Brooks

    wearing a fascinator

    Is that one of those vibrating pussy eggs>

    • Not Adahn

      1980’s head bow.

  64. Rebel Scum

    I’m still trying to figure out what vested interest we have here.

    “And that’s another reason to make sure the Russians know more aid is coming and they’re not going to win this war because the United States will back off or turn its back on the people of Ukraine,” he explained.

    “There’s been strong Ukrainian counteroffensives, but it’s only because of the weapons that we have gotten them. This is a critical time for momentum in Ukraine and Congress and the United States cannot let them down at this point in time,” Schumer said.

    • R C Dean

      I’m still trying to figure out what vested interest we have here.

      Depends on who “we” is. Defense contractors and the politicians they so kindly support? You bet they have a vested interest. People making bank on natgas futures? Oh, yeah, definitely a vested interest.

    • waffles

      This is America’s war now. There’s no pretending otherwise.

    • Plisade

      Putin is to address Russia soon (tonight in Moscow). It’s expected he’ll announce a full mobilization.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The counteroffensive was not as impressive as first thought but they sure are playing it up for the propaganda.

  65. Sensei

    More fun for the Mustangs at the next Cars and Coffee.

    In addition to not staying up when engaged, the new Mustang’s EDB is different from a conventional handbrake in that it’s said to be way more instantaneous—and, thus, controllable—and delivers four to five times more brake force. Ford also says that there are two EDB settings, one calibrated for drifting novices and another for more seasoned powersliders.

    Here’s How the 2024 Ford Mustang’s Electronic Drift Brake Works

  66. Certified Public Asshat

    One of the planes used in DeSantis’ Martha’s Vineyard stunt is currently scheduled to travel tomorrow from San Antonio, to Florida, to a small airport near Biden’s house in Delaware pic.twitter.com/4yejy32wmi— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) September 20, 2022

    Ehhhhh….Delaware, like a lot of blue states, is mostly red except for the area around Wilmington. Biden’s beach house is in a a part where rich assholes from the North East have vacation homes, but everyone local is still mostly Republican (especially 20 miles away in Georgetown). Not sure how this is going to play out.

    • Sensei

      Is Rehoboth proper really Red?

      I’d grant you just about everything outside the city limits is, however.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Whoops, I am always mixing up Rehoboth and Bethany.

  67. The Late P Brooks

    Drift brake? Does it work on the front wheels (selectively)?

    • Sensei

      No, it works on the rear wheels. Same way you could chuck a RWD car around in snowy parking lot with the handbrake.

      This has enough braking force to work on dry asphalt with performance rubber.

  68. The Late P Brooks

    This has enough braking force to work on dry asphalt with performance rubber.

    That sounds like a handbrake turn, and not a powerslide.