Did you really think this was appropriate to make and bring to the domestic abuse shelter?
FDA issued warning of TikTok challenge that encourages people to cook chicken in NyQuil pic.twitter.com/ahTtA8ETsm
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The jokes just write themselves sometimes. pic.twitter.com/tuXz1MkfLg
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I love bouncy fun songs with disturbing lyrics.
Donovan
“Sunshine Superman”
Sunshine Superman (1966)
Sunshine came softly through my a-window today
Could’ve tripped out easy a-but I’ve a-changed my ways
It’ll take time, I know it but in a while
You’re gonna be mine, I know it, we’ll do it in style
‘Cause I made my mind up you’re going to be mine
I’ll tell you right now
Any trick in the book now, baby, all that I can find
Everybody’s hustlin’ just to have a little scene
When I say we’ll be cool I think that you know what I mean
We stood on a beach at sunset, do you remember when?
I know a beach where, baby, a-it never ends
When you’ve made your mind up forever to be mine
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm
I’ll pick up your hand and slowly blow your little mind
‘Cause I made my mind up you’re going to be mine
I’ll tell you right now
Any trick in the book now, baby, all that I can find
Superman or Green Lantern ain’t got a-nothin’ on me
I can make like a turtle and dive for your pearls in the sea, yeah
A you-you-you can just sit there a-thinking on your velvet throne
‘Bout all the rainbows a-you can a-have for your own
When you’ve made your mind up forever to be mine
I’ll pick up your hand and slowly blow your little mind
When you’ve made your mind up forever to be mine
I’ll pick up your hand
I’ll pick up your hand
The theme was done again in The Clique’s 1969 “Superman”
Which was covered by R.E.M. in 1986, on Life’s Rich Pageant
Sunshine Superman is also a multiverse variant of Superman.
“The jokes just write themselves sometimes.”
LOLOL
Is that real?
What is real?
It is from the actress’ Instagram, so yes.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGNjy54DnV2/?hl=en
Wow.
Although people do post shoops on IG. I doubt the actress or her people would do that.
The picture.
Baby don’t hurt me.
It’s meta-real, which is the realest kind of real, so even if it isn’t real, it’s real.
I knew quite a few guys who would smoke after they lift.
Weed? The benefits of increased hunger outweigh the drawbacks of the phytoestrogens, and the schizophrenia probably helps by increasing bigorexia or some shit.
Listen, I’m a scientist.
Yeah, they said it made them feel more swole or whatever.
Speaking of estrogenic compounds, do you have any good sources of info on products to avoid?
SEED OILS ARE POISON.
We had to burn the village to save it…
Yes, a group of women really did dress as Ruth Bader Ginsberg, tied themselves together (or whatever the hell is going on there), and went on a run.
Chained. Because their wombs have been enslaved.
It looks more like half of them are holding the other half’s leashes.
Which says more about what they thought RBG was into, I suppose….
I knew that one. That pic is old.
There is a small, kinda resort town on the coast here and while it is splite 50/50 red and blue, a bunch of women (I am guessing people who retired there, not grew up, which is the split) all started wearing RBG lace collars. It was kinda creepy, the idol worship.
Could be worse. She could be looking down at you while smelling her fingers. https://youtu.be/4iCbaKtT18Y
Was that the alternate art for Spinal Tap’s cover?
Smell the Lace Collar just wasn’t catchy enough.
Should’ve used this one instead.
They didn’t want to seem mean — using that picture would have been cruller than the one we got.
I donut see the problem with it.
It’s wholly uncalled for.
You can’t fool me. That was dissected from the body of a hiker who had an encounter with STEVE SMITH.
Is that from DC? Who knows what people were thinking in the 70’s?
Animal Man Vol 1 #24, June, 1990
(corrected)
Ah… the end of the Morrison run. I really should pick that up at some point. Supposed to be quite good, if a bit meta.
Very, very good. Doesn’t go meta until the end, but gloriously so.
Considering you had stuff like Brother Power the Geek, yeah I’m pretty sure it was real. DC artists and most of the writers have always been a bit more out there than their core audience (until they started driving their core audience away, of course).
No love for Prez?
FDA issued warning of TikTok challenge that encourages people to cook chicken in NyQuil
I take it Dayquil is still ok.
Yes, if you are hungry and congested.
No, you gotta use Robotusin.
Next they’re going to go after purple drank.
I cook in psuedofed.
Meth chicken just turns out scrawny…
Another thing going around encouraging people to eat insects. I assume that’s fake too.
I don’t get it. Needs more labels.
Now there’s an inside joke I’ve not heard in a long time. A long time.
Indeed. You were a little horse in those days.
Two pun threads in one links? I say neigh.
I just got back from dinner, I’ll try to Rein it in.
Good to see you’re back in the saddle.
Best get it out of the system before Swiss comes galloping in to narrow the gaze.
It’ll take him a while to round up the herd.
You guys are running roughshod over all norms and decorum!
We like to stirrup the newly promoted Swissman.
He must be busy with his new duties — I would have expected the two threads to spur him into action by now.
Careful, Swiss will ride to hunt you down!
Hunh, I had made a bet that Swiss woud have been champing at the bit to get in here to narrow his gaze at you lot.
I guess I’ll have to pony up.
*mass narrowed gaze*
The jokes just write themselves sometimes.
I’m wondering how this one is making the rounds again. The photoshopped pic is more than six years old.
REM used to refuse to play Superman live for some reason. When I saw them in 1989 in Chicago they had 4 encores, and as far as I can tell played every one of their songs. Except Superman.
The Green tour? That went on too long when I saw them. People were sitting in their seats and checking watches.
That’s the one. I had a blast. The friend I went with was only a casual fan, and was ready for the show to end after the first encore.
I saw REM in like 1983 when they first started touring in my part of the world. The opened for the Replacements and the Suburbs.
Radio Free Europe had just started making the college radio rounds and I thought it was a terrific show. Never really got into them after Fables.
I saw REM in 91. It sucked.
That might have been my problem.
I saw that tour as well. Though I already thought Green was a significant decline from their previous albums.
Maybe because you have to pay royalties if you play a cover in concert?
The jokes just write themselves sometimes.
What an unfortunate picture.
Mostly because I can’t stop giggling about it.
Once again Minnesoda leads the nation
* I wonder what happened to Michelle? I can’t believe she didn’t pop up during the Trump Years.
When did Shaggy become the Green Lantern? And I thought the Lantern was supposed to be without fear.
Why do you support the white patriarchy?
Because I’m white and male.
While it was a throwaway joke in Animal Man, the New 52 continuity introduced them as the Justice League analog for Universe 47, the reality of The Prez.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prez_(comics)
I love bouncy fun songs with disturbing lyrics.
I like that song, but never paid that close attention to the lyrics. Huh. Interesting.
I probably shouldn’t, but I’m going to dive into the HM video.
The HM video… well… uhh…. OK…
I guess there are worse kinks out there…
Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas
Thank you for that.
That girl with Herself reminds me of Michelle Pfeiffer.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlo%C3%AB_Grace_Moretz
Man! You post a video of clown kink and I have to work all day. Added to my watch list.
Also, please Lord, let Sugarfree and CPRM do something with the new Space Force song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHzd35ElwuU
Oh God — please don’t dare him to do anything involving an abyss and a torch of light….
lol wut?
I guess
would have been a little too on the nose with their emblem and all.
Gah!
I’d pay good money to have somebody replace the space force song with the enterprise theme song in one of those armed forces montages.
I’d pay good money for someone to replace Hail to the Chief with The Imperial March.
I just want a montage of the hats, ending with Space Hat saying “….. In Space!”
THIS.
Jesus… I wanted to throw something heavy at the television every time that fucking song came on.
Relevant
JFC
Now that’s some hubris.
And the song suuuuuuuucks.
I had avoided listening to this until R.J. posted it. It’s worse than I imagined.
Truly awful! Not even a trash diving raccoon like myself can go back for a second helping.
I can only imagine Trump’s thoughts on it. No wait, he will let everyone know what he thinks about it by tomorrow.
I’m speechless.
I wonder if it went anywhere.
I have had clussy and let me tell you, it’s no different than anything else. Only problem is clown are contagious. Touch one, become one.
Just realized my pfp is perfect for this. So you know I’m no liar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3yuFlvRyqM
Is it so bad to put on a rainbow afro wig?
To wear the red nose?
You’ve been clowned?
Ukraine. Military Summary And Analysis 21.09.2022
Does nyquil chicken make you sleepy?
It potentiates the tryptophan.
The cooking fumes do.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/nqv6Ko3DT1Z9cZyn4v/200.gif
Is pollo borracho still ok?
Did he say “4/3rds of the bottle”?
He had done 3 takes before this one.
I prefer Gay Superman
Have some good news today. After seven decades’ extinction, cheetahs are back in India.
Eight big cats from Namibia made the long trek Saturday in a chartered cargo flight to the northern Indian city of Gwalior, part of an ambitious and hotly contested plan to reintroduce cheetahs to the South Asian country.
Then they were moved to their new home: a sprawling national park in the heart of India where scientists hope the world’s fastest land animal will roam again.
I fear that the experiment will be short-lived, though. As we all know, cheetahs never prosper.
You’re not lion.
You’ve got a lot of pride in that response, hmm? Too bad Shpip will form a coalition against you. And Swiss will just pussyfoot around — after all, a leopard can’t change its spots and all.
(Now I know I’ve got a catbutt incoming…)
Whatever you do in India, don’t make a joke about their three-legged tiger.
Huge faux paw.
This is really stepping on the lynx.
Swiss doesn’t oscelot of us, but we still disappoint him with these bad puns.
What, are we supposed to panther to him?
If called by a panther,
Don’t anther.
— Ogden Nash
I’m gonna be smilodon the rest of the day.
See, I should have gone with “the Pun Gods are smilodon us,” but I hit the Reply button too soon. Dammit.
Here today, Ghandi tomorrow. Without even a chance to say mumbai!
So they will leave as fast as they arrived.
Faster than an immigrant in Martha’s Vineyard.
I don’t know, they made enough money to charter a flight.
I love that song.
Covered by God’s favorite band on Savage Young Du
That’s almost as good as their cover of MTM.
Here’s is a double dose of awesome.
Makes No Sense At All and Love is All Around.
Nostalgia bomb, incoming!
🤮
That is all.
O Superman
I was waiting for that. I’m at work has anybody mentioned The Kinks?
Just because I’ll have this stuck in my head regardless, I subject you lot to it.
And I’ll always think of Captain Sunshine when I hear Sunshine Superman.
My favorite clown video.
Former Ivy Prof and Prez discovers Gen Z can’t read cursive.
GEN Z NEVER LEARNED TO READ CURSIVE
TW- The Atlantic
On the other hand I’m sure they are up to on Oppression Studies.
Meh. Not nearly as useful as it used to be.
“In 2016, Louisiana’s state senators reminded their constituents that the Declaration of Independence had been written in cursive and cried out “America!” as they unanimously voted to restore handwriting instruction across the state.”
This made me chuckle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lY06dINoo0
Kids today, am I right? I bet they don’t even know Morse code.
semaphore
They can’t read analogue clocks.
My dad had commented to a co-worker that it was “quarter past 10.” The guy looked at my dad and queried “So, 10:25?”
“What, don’t you know Sumerian Math? Minutes and hours are divided up by mesopotamian base 60, hours are Egyptian twelves, but Egyptian math was base 10.”
Can’t drive a stick shift, either.
We can write messages they can’t decipher.
First response: “No shit, Sherlock.”
Told my mom if she ever writes any letters to my kids to print because they can’t read cursive.
It was always more work to write in cursive than printing. I never got the point of it.
Much smudgier for us southpaws, too.
One single pen stroke for a word.
But my writing was so atrocious that I quit as soon as they allowed me to.
Don’t forget to cross your Is and dot your Ts
When I stayed in Israel I was mostly able to decipher their alphabet. But not their cursive. I never ordered anything for lunch from the places that had the menu written in cursive.
Can’t read cursive? So what; all they need to learn is to read a teleprompter. If it’s good enough for Dr. Jill’s husband, then it is good enough for them.
Try reading old letters from relatives in the old country in Sütterlin.
I used to amuse a coworker who was interested in such things by writing in it. (Not very proficiently and I’m sure I’m out of practice.)
I guess that’s why I have no problem reading English cursive even though I’ve never been taught to write it.
Is it true that Russians always write in cursive? Read that in a textbook.
Not really. My cursive was always horrible. As soon as we were told by our Russian teacher in high school that we didn’t have to write in cursive anymore I switched to mostly printing. Some people might stick to more cursive but certainly not to the rigorous form of it taught in the first grade with specific rules about connecting each two letters.
My Russian cursive was quite passable when I was in high school. My English cursive was unreadable even to me.
Both my English and Japanese are awful.
At least I’m consistent.
If anyone is ever out Marquette way, I suggest stopping by the Lake Superior Smokehouse Brewpub. While I can’t recommend their fries, everything else I had there was superb.
Well, NOW I’m hungry for some good bbq. Not driving halfway across the country anytime soon, though. ;P
How close are you to KC?
I’m pretty much due south of Sacramento, so not very. 😉
Swing west to Harris Ranch and you’ll feel close.
West? I think that is about an hour southeast…. I see the billboards on CA-152 when I’m down that way and consider making the trip sometime….
Yeah, straight shot down I-5.
Ah, I was thinking you were down around Stockton to Modesto.
Harris Ranch doesn’t do BBQ. They are a steak house.
It isn’t the cooking you smell on approach.
“Now Dilbert is racist! Popular comic strip is canned by 77 newspapers after artist Scott Adams began incorporating anti-woke plotlines, including black character who identifies as white”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11235995/Gilbert-comic-strip-canned-77-newspapers-artist-Scott-Adams-included-anti-woke-plotlines.html
Some of those are pretty funny.
I’m not seeing the problem. Perhaps the people taking offense need to reflect on themselves.
Gilbert?
The most offensive thing is the ESG. The powers that be don’t want the peasants to know how feudalism will be reinstated.
That seems like rather obvious satire, but nothing could be worse than Doonesbury.
Yeah, I think he’ll be ok.
“Fed Chairman Jerome Powell warns it will be ‘very challenging’ to tame inflation without steep job losses across the US economy after hiking interest rates to 3.25% – the highest level since 2008”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11236207/Fed-issues-jumbo-increase-taking-rates-3-25.html
Those covid lockdowns worked out great.
Looks like we’re going to need another $1T stimulus package to help all those unemployed workers. /Kidding. Or am I?
Oh it’s worse than that.
The COVID lockdowns caused supply constrictions which are driving price inflation ALONG WITH massive monetary creation. The Fed is trying to shore up the dollar as a reserve currency, but they cannot tame price inflation due to supply constrictions and in fact, the necessary recession/depression will probably drive down supply and demand.
In other words, we’re going to get job losses and at best sticky prices that will not fall.
OK, so NASA apparently pulled a win out of what appeared to be a failed cryo tanking leak test today and now says they achieved all their objectives for the tests.
Now they need to make a decision whether or not to attempt a launch at the next opportunity, which should be next Tuesday, Sept. 27.
I’m guessing it will pop….I think they have some hidden problems
“Trump attacks ‘racist’ New York AG Letitia James for her $250 million ‘witch hunt’ lawsuit, claims SHE is the fraud and wouldn’t have sued him if it wasn’t for her ‘really bad’ poll numbers in her reelection campaign”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11236065/Trump-attacks-racist-New-York-AG-Letitia-James-250-million-witch-hunt-lawsuit.html
“‘This is the art of the steal’: New York Attorney General Letitia James SUES Trump, Ivanka, Eric and Don Jr. for $250m by ‘inflating property prices by billions’ – and tries to permanently BAN them from running any business in the state”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11235765/Trump-SUED-New-Yorks-Democratic-AG-Letitia-James.html
It must be great living in NY where there isn’t any crime.
Oh, you didn’t know? According to Jennifer Rubin: “If they shut down the Trump family our surge in crime might be over”
So the NY AG is fighting hard against crime — Trump is apparently behind it ALL! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Why am I not surprised that dipshit can’t differentiate a civil suit from a criminal prosecution.
So she is arresting and deporting all those illegal aliens being sent to her state? Or are they above the law?
It would be nice if current presidents were held to the standards laid out in the constitution.
I’m confused. Property normally has either an actual price at sale or an appraised price. The people demanding an appraisal normally select or at least approve the appraisal. Is the accusation that Trump had a deal with appraisers to inflate values?
You expect it to make sense?
jk/ I’d like to know the actual rationale, too.
I would expect, at loans at those $$$ levels, the lender do really extensive due diligence. Maybe the real civil suit should be the lender’s stockholders suing because lender management failed to do its job?
Yeah, but that doesn’t fire up the base, now does it?
Apparently having different numbers for tax purposes and for bank loans is fraud.
2 years of investigation and this is all she could get? Pathetic.
That’s highly dependent on specific tax laws.
For example, I have a tax income statement that shows higher income than my financial income statement, primarily because of non-deductible expenses like entertainment meals (fuck you IRS).
I think I’m in love.
This might just be near the apex of executive highway cruiser, if you don’t care about things like infotainment, satnav, etc.
You have excellent taste.
V-12?
What’s that, about 3 gpm?
Is normal to release people who admit to first degree murder?
Shannon Brandt free after admitting he mowed down ‘Republican’ teen over politics
Killed this kid on the off chance he might vote Republican.
Fifty grand is actually on the high side for a premeditated murder bond, these days.
Well he committed the right kind of offense
*sighs dramatically*
I told you guys that NoDaks are bad dudes, but did you listen? Nope, you don’t even cat butt Mike and his brother when they come around here.
* Just kidding. Mike actually pinged me because he was worried about me when I was late to the Honey Harvest. It was pretty touching. Especially since I didn’t even know he was literate.
I knew I shoulda ran your ass over when I had the chance.
Didn’t I read he was also intoxicated?
He was drunk. It was after a street dance. Apparently they had gotten into it earlier.
I think that kinda knocks premeditation out doesn’t it?
I would agree. However, I’d think third or second degree murder. Vehicular manslaughter seems a bit light for someone who admits he purposely ran over someone.
Josh Hawley picks apart the idiot nominated for National Archivist.
Oh God… the sheer smug wafting off of her.
Thank you Senator.
Thank you senator, I will keep to my narrative regardless of how much evidence you present.
I’ve been seeing ads for the new Marylin Monroe movie. Shouldn’t people be upset that a Cuban is playing the lead character? It seems like appropriation.
I would have thought they’d need to use CGI to have Marylin star in a new movie.
I would have thought with the transgender crazy they’d just use Marilyn Manson.
I’m surprised they didn’t choose Lena Dunham.
Oh God my eyes. I just visualized Lena in “Some Like it Hot.”
Hmm, I can read that you visualized it and apparently my brain has a protective filter that refuses to let that enter my imagery generation faculty.
Marilyn Star works in a completely different genre. Although you might believe it took CGI to make things disappear like that.
Nope, original Marylin. Of course it is a zombie movie so she doesn’t even need any makeup for the part.
Don’t know who they cast, but Jaded Cynical Me® suspects it’s another instance of the “Hamilton”-ing of bio-dramatizations – all white historical figures are now to be portrayed by POCs because racism.
That David Duke biopic is going to be fire.
Wait until they get to Birth Of A Nation!
I think she is half Spanish? Criollo regardless. Also, adorable.
I’m not going to complain about Ana de Armas being in anything.
I’m surprised they didn’t get Leslie Jones to do it though.
Minnesoda cathedral press is carrying more water than the Mississippi for King Walz.
The vibe of the story is “inflation is a minor stress for most people, get over it”. Which is a much better spin than “80% of people are getting stressed from inflation”
What a relief to know that the economy is better than my lyin’ eyes would have me believe.
Hey we also solved homelessness! Turns out the secret was using Ojibwe names.
I wonder if the proggies who put up the signs know that the Ojibwe are not native to the Twin Cities area? That the pushed the native Dakota tribes off their lands and to the West?
Also, I have to get a job where I can help only 10% of the people and be lauded to the high heavens for it. Especially since my guess is that anyone checking back in a year will see a different village.
That can’t be true. They all lived in harmony until whitey ruined utopia.
To be fair, the Ojibwe got pushed out of their happy hunting grounds so they moved west and pushed the Dakota out.
Everything was working just fine until Custer and Dakota met up and something happened.
* The Ojibwe I grew up with called the Dakota “dog eaters” and hated them worse than any white eye.
It’s common for the names of tribes in English to be derogatory names provided by their neighbors.
Looks like we’re going to need another $1T stimulus package to help all those unemployed workers. /Kidding. Or am I?
WHIP INFLATION NOW
WIN THE FUTURE
That’s my personal favorite from Newt.
Somehow this seems appropriate for Glibs:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sLLQFLXz6VE&feature=youtu.be
Appropriate? That’s just a bunch of old men… Oh, right.
😳
I had no idea that’s how you felt about us.
Oh c’mon. That’s funny!
I mean, “don’t talk to me, unless it’s an emergency”. That’s not Glibs?
See? I read that and I think “reliable and productive dudes who will always help in your times of need.”
Geez, Tulip.
So what’s the problem?
Now that you mention it…
OK, fine.
There was rap, that’s never funny.
Right?
One video. ONE. And you’re whining. Fuck off
What are you trying to say?
Interesting video. The “Hang myself in the neighbor’s tree to give you a surprise” happened to a friend of mine in high school. She walked outside one early morning to find her older brother had hung himself from a tree in the backyard. The father told the police he found had the body so she wouldn’t have to talk with them. He was a good guy and well liked by everyone. There were hundreds of people at the funeral. His girlfriend dumped him, and he must have had some other things going on.
All those embedded whatnots make it tough for us bandwidth-challenged glibules.
Starlink not available in the bunker?
P Brooks and his bitchin’ setup
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KXzNo0vR_dU/maxresdefault.jpg
For Warty and the other GlibFitters.
I forgot that TDS used to be funny.
TDS got TDS
Excellent. Where do I fit on the intersectionality matrix? That’s got to be worth some sort of reparations.
Your daily dose of Sanford and son:
https://youtu.be/6qUJsg2QvSs
Now the Suns owner is selling. Has anyone heard/read exactly what unforgivable sins he committed? All I’v read is he repeated racial slurs spoken by someone else, as well as allegations of sexual harassment.
The allegations are too horrible to let us know. You’ll just have to trust the inquisitors.
https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/critter-corner/stinky-situation-massive-amount-of-dead-fish-rotting-in-nj-cove/3369170/
NJ smells bad, news at 11.
Okay, I see you out there with your veins throbbing, walking through the angry streets of dusk looking for an angry fix..
WebDom tells me that the GlibDay HumpZoom, or something like that will auto-start like now.
Comment here if you can’t access it.
You have to sign in to join the zoom.
I posted one video in which old men make fun of old men. And you’re whining.
Fuck off.