Working that Would 4 – The Finale

by | Sep 1, 2022 | Art, Guns, Pastimes | 118 comments

In part 1, we layed out the design and cut the pieces for the basic boxes. In part 2, we build the boxes and shelves. In part 3, doors were assembled, accouterments built and the whole shebang was, uh, painted (spit). Here in the finale, all the doors will get attached, the glass inserted, and the gats introduced to their new forever home.

If you recall I hinted that thin doors (~1/2 inch) would lead to problems. Well we are at the point where those problems manifest. In traditional sort of kitchen cabinet doors, you need your doors to be 12-13 commie units (mm) thick to accommodate the cup. You can find some that will fit thin doors, but they seem hard to come by and are expensive. So I was left with butt  hinges. The problems arise both with the doors – too thin for the provided screws – and attaching to the frame-less cabinet. But we endeavor to persevere and get on with with it. In the end, I think the butt hinge look is actually better for this piece than a more modern type hinge. Always look on the bright side of life. That’s as stoic as I get.

The butt hinges attach to the frame of the case; note the narrow frames members such that the hinge plate holes barely overlap with the frame – sort of requires that you be very careful drilling the pilot holes. You also have to attached the hinges to the doors. Once again, the thinness of the door itself is a problem. Had to be very careful with the pilot holes so as not to penetrate through the front to the door. Fortunately, I had a broken bit that when installed in the drill was the perfect depth. With some specially bought screws (that will have to be painted since they are gold and I ain’t Trump), measure, drill, and attach. Now for both the top and bottom doors, with everything aligned on the case, the doors wouldn’t close quite properly – Did I mention I should have used cherry or red oak, not warped poplar? So out comes the hand plane to custom fit and the gel stain (spit) to repaint the exposed wood.

Installing hinges on the top case; layout with story pole to ensure even spacing, close up looking down on the edge of the cabinet showing the minimal clearance for the screws, and the hinges installed.

Attaching hinges on bottom. Layout on the door, attach the hinge to the case, hand plane and repaint. You can see that the doors do not close cleanly; magnetic clasps will help with that. I hope.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Repeat on the top; layout positions on the door, support while screwing, hand plane and paint.

 

For the bottom, box, also need to attach the display case door. For that, I used a couple of piano hinges. For both top and bottom, needed to add handles and a magnetic clasp as well – again the door thickness bit me on the ass, as the screws for the handles were too long so I needed to hacksaw the screws short and use a metal hasp to smooth everything out so it would thread.

Handles attached to bottom doors; piano hinges on the display door; mounted on on the case; handle attached to door.

Inset the magnetic clasp in the bottom cabinet. With the magnets, the doors line up OK, still a bit off in the vertical direction. I actually changed the clasp to a different, better one after I finished this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Attaching handles to the upper cabinet.

The only thing left really is to add the glass to the doors. For the glass, I got some 1/8″ glass cut by a local glass place – big box and Ace didn’t really have anything with the length I needed for the top. Of course, the door thinness means that the rabetts for the glass are pretty shallow; but since the glass is heavy, I wouldn’t want anything thicker than 1/8″ anyway. In any case, I inserted the glass and used some Lexel (flexible adhesive) in the gap along with some ‘clamps’ to hold the glass in place. I started with some very tall ones thinking they’d look decorative – but nah, they just looked ugly. So got some very low profile ‘picture frame’ type ‘clamps’ and used those. On the bottom, I also added some chains to help support the heavy door when the case is opened. For the top, needed some extra support for the glass install so the hinges wouldn’t get too much stress while the adhesive sets up.

Putting the glass in the bottom. Adhesive, the big honking hold-downs. Pretty much finished, note the new magnetic clasp. Replace those big ugly retainers for the glass with low profile ones.

Mounting the glass for the top case.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Weird. I think I’m… done?!??!

Well, just need to join the top and bottom (but we’re already prepared for that) and put it place. Actually, it’s heavy, and awkward, so I moved the top and bottom separately and assembled in place. And the last step was empty out the closet, move the guns from various surfaces and put it all neatly away! I think it turned out well, but I notice the little imperfections… maybe I’ll treat it as a template for a new project with real wood!

And it’s done. Everybody (and their ammunition) seems happy in their new home. Rearranging and storing everything gave me a good ammo inventory. I think I need to do some online shopping…

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118 Comments

  1. kinnath

    Great work.

  2. Rat on a train

    How much for a wall mount sword case?

  3. UnCivilServant

    So, next step is to take the cabinet boating?

  4. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Excellent!

    Congrats on finishing it!

  5. Penguin

    Did I mention I should have used cherry…

    Yeah, but then there’s one less cherry tree, producing wonderful, sweet (or tart) cherries.

    Now everyone knows why I have less respect for George Washington than most.

    • Penguin

      I should also mention that you have, in fact, created some impressive furniture. Congrats, PM.

    • Ted S.

      Technically you mean Parson Weems.

  6. WTF

    Beautiful! I love building things, but this is way beyond my limited capabilities. Very nice work.

    • UnCivilServant

      I wouldn’t dare compare such accomplishments to my capabilities.

      Hell, I failed in my attempt to make a box. Or a cutting board…

      Wood is not my element.

      • Lackadaisical

        ‘Or a cutting board…’

        That…. is impressive.

      • R.J.

        Me neither. The wood warps, or something goes wrong every time I do a larger project.

  7. The Hyperbole

    Looks great,

    the screws for the handles were too long so I needed to hacksaw the screws short and use a metal hasp to smooth everything out so it would thread.

    I’ve had luck shortening those with a set of linesman’s pliers, since you thread the screw in, cut it, then back it out it, re-threads the screw and there is usually no issue getting it started into the hardware.

  8. EvilSheldon

    Looks great, but I see some empty spaces in there. Fixing those should probably be your next project…

  9. PutridMeat

    Thanks all – I’m going to be rather hit and miss this morning (or afternoon if you are in the wrong time zone), it’s a rather… hectic… day at work.

    To Mr fourscore, if you pop in. I’m on Tundra’s “list”, but I’m planning on crashing honey harvest this year, table for two.

    • UnCivilServant

      Table? I was told it was bring your own chair. I even bought a lawn chair to bring with me…

      • kinnath

        You will need that lawn chair.

        Looking forward to meeting you in person.

      • Fourscore

        Cat’s in the Cradle.

        We’re gonna have a good time.

        PM, your project is over whelming. We’ve seen UCS’s work, tasted Kinnath’s fantastic mead, laughed at CPRM’s handiwork and others’ skills.
        The Glibs are a gang of talented folks and I’m happy to be a misfit.

      • Fourscore

        I missed all you others but it’s inclusive.

  10. Seguin

    That looks lovely! Great work.

  11. I. B. McGinty

    Awesome work Putrid! I remember you made a comment about building a gun case, geez like a year ago and it’s on my list of things to build. I am finishing up a project for a coworker that I have been working on since March (life kept getting in the way) then will do some shop improvements this fall and winter. Maybe next spring…

  12. Tundra

    Excellent work, Mr. Meat!

    It turned out really well – congrats!

  13. hayeksplosives

    That is beautiful! Thank you for documenting this so we could vicariously join you on the journey.

    I’ve met a handful of men who’ve become woodworkers due to finding “new” furniture at places like “Ashley” and “HOM” to be total shit. So they say “Dang it, I could do better!” and then some of them find that it’s their calling and plunge headlong into carpentry, learning about woods, tools, techniques, finishes, etc. Those dudes ROCK.

    Interestingly, I’ve never met a woman with that same mindset/experience about woodworking. I assume there are some woman skilled carpenters out there, but I am pretty sure it’s mainly dudes. My theory is that men have a unique capacity to become single-mindedly focused on a thing and pursue it to the exclusion of a lot of trivial shit. Maybe it’s the mildest expression of Aspergers. And I thank you for it.

    May you someday obtain a Stanley 55. https://www.jimbodetools.com/products/stanley-no-55-combination-plane-100-near-mint-complete-in-original-box-sweetheart-78667

    • kinnath

      My wife dives into quilting, spinning, weaving, etc.

      Same focus, different materials.

      • hayeksplosives

        You make a good point.

        When I am on a circuit building project (repairing something, converting an antique radio to a guitar amp, rewriting my husband’s guitars) I am completely oblivious to the passage of time and stop at nothing to obtain and maintain the proper equipment.

        Same with when I do small sculpting projects and painting.

      • UnCivilServant

        It is easier to observe such traits in others than in oneself.

    • UnCivilServant

      I can’t speak to the gendered aspect, but I suspect it’s an adaptation related to the development of advanced toolmaking. once we got past the tech level were everyone could know everything, the ability to ‘deep dive’ into a specialization became an evolutionary advantage.

    • Gender Traitor

      In junior high, when we split the year between Home Ec and Woodshop, I always enjoyed Woodshop more. I liked the sewing part of Home Ec well enough – though the projects tended to be boring stuff like aprons – but the cooking part kinda left me cold. 😕

      • robc

        You probably should have turned the stove on.

      • UnCivilServant

        It was an antigriddle and they were making rolled ice.

      • UnCivilServant

        We didn’t have home ec or woodshop. They’d gotten rid of all practical skills from the curriculum.

    • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

      Woodworking is one of the skills I would love to try if I had access to a shop & classes. And welding. I’d like to try welding.

  14. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    I love it, PM! Thanks so much for the series!

    • UnCivilServant

      I like this study because it validates a position I already held.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Physical buttons outperform touchscreens in new cars, test finds

      Filed under “No Shit, Sherlock”

      Physical buttons aren’t coming back though. Touchscreens are too cheap and they simplify the wiring harness.

      Ain’t the future glorious?

      • UnCivilServant

        I can see some “There aught to be a law” safety agitator getting a regulation in to require it. Never say never.

      • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

        That would be better than all the stupid airbags. Touch screens don’t give immediate feedback, leaving the user to stab at it with there fingers and ultimately stop paying attention to the road.

      • Fatty Bolger

        “Ever used a touch screen that touched you back? You will. And the company that will bring it to you is not AT&T.”

      • Sensei

        I still respect them for publicly demonstrating this. Otherwise you get marketing telling you how customers love the dogshit they are forced to eat.

        Similar to watches I won’t be surprised if some point a decade from now someone makes an analogue cockpit again. But it will be some specialty car.

      • rhywun

        Was reading the other day that “electronics” make up something like 40% of the cost of a new car today versus 10% some decades ago.

        Glorious, indeed.

      • Sensei

        All on a relatively insecure network.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CAN_bus

        Reduces wiring complexity, you just need power, ground and data to every ridiculous electronic widget that distracts from safe operation.

    • kinnath

      Muscle memory is important in operating any equipment. Physical buttons are crucial to developing that memory.

      Touchscreens are terrible for simple controls. They are wonderful for some applications like deep dives into documents fully of hyperlinks. But they are shit for basic operational interfaces.

      • Ozymandias

        ^^^^This guys understands ergonomics.
        There is an entire science devoted to designing cockpits – learned from a bunch of deaths.
        Cars aren’t planes, but the demands are similar; having minimal “heads down” time is essential for safe driving.
        It was always a knock on the Russian aircraft is that they didn’t give two shits for ergonomics or pilot’s workload and heads-down time.
        It makes even a wonderfully capable airframe near useless.

      • kinnath

        I am not a pilot or a human factors expert. But I have had certain concepts beaten into my skull by pilots and human factors experts.

      • kinnath

        Generally speaking, you don’t replace physical controls with touch screens. You replace physical controls with automation. But automation has its own set of evils.

      • R.J.

        “Hey Siri, set the air conditioning to 69 degrees.”
        “Setting air conditioning to 69 degrees Celsius.”
        *Hot air blows at top speed out of vents
        “SIRI! 69 degrees Fahrenheit! Fahrenheit!”
        “I cannot hear you over the air conditioning. Turn it off to proceed.”
        “AAAAHHH!”

    • Gender Traitor

      My club thumbs miss the physical keypad on my old semi-smart phone, by necessity left behind when switching mobile carriers. 😢

      • hayeksplosives

        I grieved when I had to give up my Blackberry that had buttons.

      • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

        I loved my Blackberry.

    • hayeksplosives

      When it’s cold, I wear driving gloves. That sucks for touchscreens even though I use driving gloves that have the capacitive touch thingy.

      I read that Tesla is going to phase out the “stalks” on their steering wheels. That sucks big time. I’m glad to have “old” Teslas, which have stalks to control all sorts of functions.

      I wonder if Tesla realizes that they are putting their cars out of reach of folks with disabilities? Artificial limbs are terrible at touchscreens, and people who are mute or have other speech impediments can’t use voice commands. One of the things I liked about Tesla at first was that full self driving would eventually give freedom to the blind to travel without public transportation. They could finally leave cities and thrive in small towns!!

      I am a Tesla fan, as you guys know, but getting more “sleek” is not helping.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Tesla isn’t going for the practical market.

        And at the moment, nobody else is either.

      • UnCivilServant

        and people who are mute or have other speech impediments can’t use voice commands.

        Or are Scottish

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Ye’v git that richt pal

      • Sensei

        They believe that self driving is happening in months so no issue.

      • UnCivilServant

        Self-driving isn’t happening.

      • R C Dean

        I’ll just skip over the part where your wife has a girlfriend, and ask:

        Why the fuck do you allow randos to drive your $70K car?

      • Ted S.

        Girlfriend in the non-sexual sense.

      • The Other Kevin

        Second on the disability considerations. I use a hand control to drive, which means both my hands are occupied. So to do one of these tasks I’m taking my hand off the wheel for a time. Controls on the wheel are helpful, but with everything on a touchscreen I’d be in a situation where my eyes are off the road and I have no hands on the wheel.

    • R C Dean

      One of the reasons we are going to hang onto one of the FJ Cruisers indefinitely. Not only is it devoid of touchscreens, driver “assist”, and annoying electronics, the controls all appear to have been designed to be operated by someone wearing mittens.

      The biggest single safety hazard when driving is taking your eyes off the road. Touchscreens and fiddly electronics and controls make you take your eyes off the road.

    • rhywun

      I hate touchscreens in general – I can’t imagine fiddling with one while driving.

      OMG that pic with the titanic-sized iPad taking up half the cockpit. That is so r-word.

      • slumbrew

        That is so r-word.

        riggers?

    • robc

      Somebody knew the killer and covered it up.

      I cant even begin to consider incompetence in that one.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Based on that 911 call, the killer is most likely the fiance.

      • UnCivilServant

        You start with the people closest to the corpse and work your way outward. most killers are found in the first few rings.

      • The Other Kevin

        I have a friend who was a police detective. He told me it’s nothing like the CSI shows. Sure, there are some mysteries, but almost always it’s someone who knew the victim and as you said, within one of those first few rings.

      • UnCivilServant

        If the conspirators stuck to it.

        This is why you can’t trust strangers anymore.

      • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

        Everyone knows that PeeWee shot Tater, and no one really cares why.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Well of course. It’s no different with true crime shows. The mysteries are the ones that end up on the shows, the ones that solve themselves would just be boring.

      • Ted S.

        Most of the cases on the true crime shows solve themselves, but the producers deliberately draw out the solving.

      • The Last American Hero

        But the detectives do look like underwear models, right?

      • The Other Kevin

        My friend was around 300# of not exactly muscle. So if he were an underwear model, it would be the 2022 kind.

      • Tres Cool

        Actually, I used to be a male model. I did all the “before” pics for diet pill ads.

  15. kinnath

    Daily Quordle 220
    6️⃣4️⃣
    8️⃣3️⃣

  16. Scruffy Nerfherder

    To continue the Viruses Don’t Exist weirdness

    In light of the Fourth Biological Law, the academic construct of an “immune system”, envisioned as a “defense system” against microbes (and cancer cells), becomes entirely meaningless; in fact, the term “infection” itself becomes obsolete. The invention of “autoimmune diseases”, in which the immune system apparently attacks the body’s own tissue, shows how a scientific culture can become blinded by its own beliefs. Diseases are not contagious!

    • kinnath

      Is it wrong wish these people get a chance to experience leprosy?

      • UnCivilServant

        Invite them to help treat patients with Hemmoragic fever, without PPE

        After all, diseases are not contagious they say.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        That’s just an excerpt of a much longer screed that’s on another level of bizarre. I almost think it’s an elaborate troll, but the last two years happened and now I believe people will believe anything.

        Based on the two-phase pattern of every SBS (Second Biological Law), “infections” cannot be transmitted to another person since the symptoms (discharge, inflammation, fever) are already healing symptoms. Moreover, a DHS that activates a Biological Special Program is a highly individual conflict experience. If two or more people happen to have the same symptoms, for example, a cold, diarrhea, or a stomach flu, this means that all of them are in the healing phase of the same type of conflict (stink conflict, indigestible morsel conflict, territorial anger conflict) that took place, let’s say, at school, at home, or at work. The idea that everyone had a “weak immune system” just at that time is rather far-fetched. The same holds true for epidemics which are the result of conflicts affecting large populations (attack conflicts, territorial fear conflicts, death-fright conflicts). This was the case, for instance, with the Great Plague, the Spanish Flu, and the lung tuberculosis epidemic after World War I.

      • Animal

        Speaking as an actual biologist – that is, biologically speaking – these people are full of more shit than a septic tank.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Reminds me of some of the crazy stuff you’ll see in the comments for astronomy and physics articles.

    • grrizzly

      Is their claim no viruses exist at all? That’s asking too much.

      Right now I’m reading Peter Duesberg’s book Inventing the AIDS Virus. That’s way more subtle. The HIV virus obviously exists but it’s benign, a passenger virus. It doesn’t cause AIDS. The HIV-AIDS narrative violates Koch’s Postulates.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It runs the gamut from “viruses don’t actually cause disease, the reaction to them does” to “viruses are a lie cooked up by the Illuminati”

        I was unaware that these people existed until recently, but they are remarkably fervent and enthusiastic in their gospel.

      • Lackadaisical

        Can you elaborate on this?

      • grrizzly

        I excerpted a few passages from the book.

        I. Koch’s First Postulate: The microbe must be found in all cases of
        the disease.

        If HIV were actively infecting T-cells or other members of the
        body’s immune system, cell-free virus particles, known as virions,
        should easily be found with great ease circulating in the blood….
        But in most individuals suffering from
        AIDS, no virus particles can be found anywhere in the body. [only antibodies]

        2. Koch’s Second Postulate: The microbe must be isolated from the
        host and grown in pure culture. This postulate was designed to
        prove that a given disease was caused by a particular germ, rather
        than by some undetermined mixture of noninfectious substances.
        HIV has been isolated and is now grown continuously in HIV
        research labs. This rule therefore has technically been fulfilled, but
        only in some instances.
        Since free virus is rarely found in AIDS victims, HIV can be
        retrieved only from the great majority of them by reactivating the
        latent form of the virus. Millions of white blood cells must be
        taken from the patient and grown in culture dishes for weeks, during
        which time chemical stimulants that shock cells into growing
        or mutating are added to awaken any dormant HIV from within
        its host cells. Given enough patience and plenty of repetition of such procedures, a single intact virus can eventually be activated,
        at which point it starts infecting the remaining cultured cells. Yet
        even this powerful method does not yield active virus from many
        AIDS cases that have confirmed antibodies against HIV.

        In the industrial world, HIV can be readily transmitted only
        among the most sexually active homosexuals, among needle-sharing
        addicts, and through blood transfusions to hemophiliacs-the routes
        that so easily transmit numerous other microbes. In short, the very
        people with tremendous health risks to begin with also more easily
        pass along HIV, making it a surrogate marker for the real cause of
        AIDS (see chapters 8-10). Therefore, a rough correlation exists
        between HIV and AIDS diseases, but it is imperfect and misleading.

        3. Koch’s Third Postulate: The microbe must reproduce the original
        disease when introduced into a susceptible host.

        Blood from AIDS patients was injected into several chimpanzees
        in 1983, before the availability of HIV tests. The animals
        were infected by HIV, as later evidenced by antibodies against the
        virus, but in ten years none has yet developed any sickness.

      • Fatty Bolger

        I can understand why he might have questioned the HIV/AIDS connection. But his theory that AIDS is caused by drug use makes no sense to me, when it’s clearly a sexually transmitted disease.

      • grrizzly

        I have not yet reached the part of the book where he presents evidence of the Drug-AIDS hypothesis.

  17. Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

    Very nice!

    As far as women making woodworking projects, there are more than a few who do. I still have a couple of tables that my grandmother built back in the fifties, but she was uncommon then. Now, as more and more women and girls are introduced to it, it is becoming as normal as quilting and sewing. It mainly seems that it wasn’t expected of women, and so many weren’t introduced to it.

    • Tundra

      Yeah, I used to work in the tool business and met quite a few women carpenters and woodworkers. A lot of finish carpenters, for some reason. The attention to detail, maybe?

      • kinnath

        Or lack of upper body strength for framing, drywalling, etc.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        You obviously haven’t seen any Guatemalan women doing ceiling drywall work. They’re short but stout.

      • kinnath

        Correct. I have not seen Guatemalan women doing ceiling drywall work here in Iowa.

      • I. B. McGinty

        Yes, women tend to remember every little detail. Especially when I do something wrong. 😆

      • Tres Cool

        My girlfriend tends to say “are you even listening to me?”
        Which is a strange way to start a conversation.

      • rhywun

        Will you be here all week?

      • Tres Cool

        Try your waitress.
        Tip the veal.

      • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

        I can see that. But probably not as well as they can.

  18. Lackadaisical

    “but I notice the little imperfections”

    The downside of doing things yourself- you’ll never stop seeing that mistake you made, and no one else even sees it.

    • Lackadaisical

      Forgot to add- thanks so much for sharing this, I think they came out looking great, seems like a tough project, lots of parts to fit in.

  19. Tres Cool

    Half a century ago (and some change) Mama Tres grunted, pushed, and shot forth upon this mortal coil yours truly.
    As the 1st that year was actually Labor Day, obvious irony aside, I was nearly born in Richmond, Indiana. But they made it back to Dayton just in time.
    The thought of that still makes me shudder.

    • slumbrew

      Happy birthday, Tres. May it be full of large women.

    • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

      Happy birthday!!

    • Tundra

      Happy birthday. Tres!

      The world is better with you in it. Kinda like a chubby chick.

    • robc

      I spent any evening in the Richmond, IN Target once or twice.

      • slumbrew

        That’s just what I was thinking of 😀

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      May your birthday be glorious and your women Rubenesque

    • Sean

      Happy Birthday.

    • R.J.

      Tres has birthdays?

      • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

        They have yearly rings.

  20. Fourscore

    Congrats, Young man, your mother did a fine job. The rest is up to you