A Glibertarians Exclusive: Season of Ice I

by | Oct 10, 2022 | Fiction | 78 comments

A Glibertarians Exclusive:  Season of Ice I

Beretan, summer

Hengist crouched in the brush, overlooking the small farm.  A young man was working in the field, digging yams.  As Hengist watched, a young woman left the small farmhouse, bringing the young man something.  They smiled at each other, shared an embrace, after which the young woman went back into the house.

She’s a beauty, Hengist, thought, suddenly feeling the lack of a woman in his own life.

Hengist was, like most of the Northmen of the nation of Ikslund, tall, fair, with a broad, ruddy face, a nose that had obviously been broken several times, and ice-chip eyes.  His long blonde hair was braided into three queues and his dangling mustaches were likewise braided.  He was a big man even for an Ikslunder, broad-shouldered, with a barrel chest and fists like hammers.  Hengist also had a head for tactics and a knack for leadership, making him an ideal leader of the summer raiding parties for which Ikslund was notorious; every summer the longboats of the northern nation would fan out, to Beretan, to Ashlands, to Howa’s Bane and Tiramon, raiding, taking slaves, raping, and looting.

And that was Hengist’s purpose today, on a typical warm, sunny, late-summer Beretanian afternoon.  To the right and left, the twelve men of Hengist’s raiding party were spread out in the line of brush, hidden, waiting for his orders.  After a season of raiding in Beretan, his group of hardened Northmen were a well-oiled team; it had been a good summer season, and they were making their way back to the coast where their longboat was hidden.  The men were laden with heavy bundles of loot, a few slaves, and a shortage of foodstuffs for the journey back to Ikslund.  Thus, the decision to raid the small farm, which looked prosperous.  Now the loot was hidden in the brush, the slaves bound and gagged so as not to warn the farmers.

Hengist’s second in command, Jorgunn, crouch-walked over next to him.  “Everyone is in position,” he whispered.

“Good.  Have Egmund take out the farmer first, then we all go in.  I’ll take the house.  The rest of you fan out through the outbuildings, kill anyone you find, gather grain, fruits, goats, anything good for forage on the ship home.”

“Nobody but that girl in the house,” Jorgunn grinned.

“That’s as may be,” Hengist replied sharply.  “Which is why I’m content to be going in alone.”

“As you wish, Chief,” Jorgunn agreed cheerfully.  He moved off to give the archer his order.

A moment later, an arrow shot across the short distance from the tree line to the field, to take the young farmer in the throat.  He dropped silently into the field, kicked a few times, and lay still.  The raiders moved swiftly and quietly in.

Hengist sprinted ahead of his men, covering the mostly harvested yam patch at a sprint, drawing his short sword as he went.  He reached the door and, without pause, put his shoulder to the wood panels and smashed through.

Inside, it was dark, dusty, crowded.  Hengist’s practice gaze took in all the details at a moment.  The house was small.  Rashers of pork hung from the rafters, and casks of vegetables crowded the space.  A small table and two chairs stood in the center of the room, and a ladder led to a loft overhead, presumably the sleeping quarters.

And the girl.  Hengist spotted her as she spun away from a small window, where she had obviously witnessed the killing of the farmer – her husband?

She was prettier than Hengist had thought from the brief look he had gotten earlier; tall, long-legged, with a substantial bosom and long brown hair.  Her eyes flashed as she spun to face the door as Hengist crashed in; brown eyes that flashed for the moment in a luminous blue.

Magic user, Hengist thought.  He held his sword in front of him, the flat facing the girl, his off hand on the end of the blade.  The blade had a mild, cheap enchantment to deflect magic attacks; he hoped it would be enough.

She crouched.  Her eyes flashed again, and her hands fluttered.  Hengist braced as a bolt of ice shot across the room.  He blocked it easily, sending the bolt into the rafters, and moved in.

The girl’s hands fluttered a second time, sending a stream of horrendous cold at Hengist.  He took the blast on the flat of his sword, which quickly turned almost too cold to grip…

…but just as quickly, the seasoned raider stepped forward, into the blast, and slammed the pommel of the sword into the girl’s jaw.

She staggered away, stunned.  Hengist dropped his sword, grabbed her up by the waist.  His hand shot into a jacket pocket, came out bearing an iron choker with a catch bearing a round agate; he placed it around the girl’s neck, snapped the catch closed and sealed it by snapping three catches in just a certain order and then placing his thumbprint on the stone.

The girl’s eyes fluttered open.  She raised a hand, fingers arched in a spell configuration, but nothing happened.

“A binding collar,” Hengist explained to her.  “I got it from a mage in my own land.  We carry them on raiding parties, for dealing with magic users.”

The girl didn’t reply, but that mattered little; Hengist had other intentions for her now. He dragged her to the table, threw her stunned form on the square surface.  She resisted, but feebly, still dazed; to the hardened raider it was as though a child was trying to push his hands away.  He threw up her knee-length skirts.  She started thrashing her legs; Hengist pulled her legs straight and tore off her underdrawers.  She kicked at him once, only to receive the iron-hard flat of his hand to the side of her head.  Hengist unfastened his trousers, let them drop to the floor, spat on himself.  Grabbing her legs, he raised them over his shoulders and, standing at the edge of the table, forced himself into her.

The girl cried out once, twice, but Hengist ignored her.  He thrust hard, reaching to fondle her soft breasts through the woven hemp cloth of her dress.  Hengist had been without a woman for long and long, and so took only a few moments to finish.

When he was spent, he pulled up his trousers, refastened them, and was just re-sheathing his sword when Jorgunn entered the farmhouse.  The girl lay on the table, crying softly, her legs hanging from the table’s edge, arms over her head.

“Only the girl in here, then?” Jorgunn was grinning widely.  “She is a pretty one, eh?”  He took a step towards the table, only to be halted by Hengist’s sharp command:

“No.  Mine.”

“As you wish,” Jorgunn replied easily.  He had taken a female slave himself on this summer’s excursion, and so was not terribly put out.  His captive more closely resembled a Beretanian yam than the long-legged, generously figured beauty Hengist had just taken, but she was still a girl…  and when Jorgunn was home, she would fetch a decent price in the markets of Ikslund.

Jorgunn turned to his chief.  “The men have gathered a few goats, a few sacks of grain, some yams, some dried fruits.  Should see us home all right.  We found a donkey and cart, with that to move our loot and foodstuff we should be able to march quickly, get to the ship by nightfall and be under way.”

“Good.  Pack everything up.  Take some of the pork hanging in here, it’s cured, and we can eat it even at sea without a cooking fire.”

“As you say, Chief.”

“I should expect the Beretanian provincial guards are no more than a day or two behind us now, so the sooner we’re at sea with the rest of the raiding fleet, the better off we’ll be.  Where is this cart?” Hengist demanded.

“Lugann and his idiot brother should be pulling it up in front of the house in a moment.”

“Well done.  Let’s be on our way, then.”  Hengist looked around, quickly spotting what he was looking for, a spool of woven cord.  He walked to the table, swiftly bound his captive’s wrists and ankles.  That done, he gathered up the sobbing girl, slung her over his shoulder and went outside.

About The Author

Animal

Animal

Semi-notorious local political gadfly and general pain in the ass. I’m firmly convinced that the Earth and all its inhabitants were placed here for my personal amusement and entertainment, and I comport myself accordingly. Vote Animal/STEVE SMITH 2024!

78 Comments

  1. Yusef drives a Kia

    Bravo! Sounds like a great adventure,

  2. WTF

    Great start!
    I suspect that girl will be much more trouble than Hengist imagines.

  3. Sean

    Spicier than expected.

    • Tundra

      You never know what Animal will serve up next.

      Good stuff!

      • The Other Kevin

        Animal is earning his handle lately. He’s been putting out tons of really interesting stuff.

    • DEG

      Yes.

      And a good start.

    • PieInTheSky

      I dunno it was kind of expected after the first paragraph

  4. Fourscore

    Another good story, Animal. I was surprised about the Beretanian National Guard though.

  5. Drake

    Did Hengist forcibly stick it in dangerous crazy?

    • WTF

      Just wait until she freezes his dick and shatters it like a banana in liquid nitrogen.

      • kinnath

        nah, this is a love story

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        This doesn’t read like a

        No.
        Don’t.
        Stop.

        romance novel rape.

      • Mojeaux

        Not now, but circa 1975 it had the potential to evolve that way.

      • kinnath

        I miss the 70s. Such an innocent time.

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t miss the 1970s – I never saw them.

      • Drake

        The women wanted to be ravaged!

      • STEVE SMITH

        STEVE SMITH HAVE ONE SMALL CRITIQUE…HIM EXPERT ON RAPE. NO TAKE CAPTIVE AFTER! MUST LET HIKER, CAMPER, TOURIST GO FREE!

        BUT THIS FICTION. SO STEVE SMITH LET IT GO.

        DID STEVE SMITH MENTION HIM EXPERT? HIM IS.

      • Animal

        I bow to your superior experience, STEVE SMITH. I will consult with you when writing rape scenes in future!

      • STEVE SMITH

        IT FICTION, IT OK! STEVE SMITH LIKE ANIMAL WRITE. STEVE SMITH STICK TO LEGAL BRIEF. HIM PROMINENT FOREST LAWYER!

  6. PieInTheSky

    Including a rape in fiction is problematic these days.

    • Grumbletarian

      And all PIV sex is rape, so…

      • Sean

        Put it in the ass?

      • PieInTheSky

        Only if you have some good butter on hand

    • Animal

      I take “problematic” as a compliment these days.

  7. kinnath

    Daily Quordle 259
    6️⃣5️⃣
    7️⃣3️⃣

    • PieInTheSky

      Good quordle does not stop a raid

    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 259
      7️⃣5️⃣
      8️⃣6️⃣

      Shitty.

  8. Tundra

    OT: This is an interesting story.

    Hungary, Serbia agree to build pipeline to ship Russian oil to Serbia

    This seems contradictory:

    Hungary, which is largely reliant on Russian oil and gas, has been the most vocal critic of sanctions against Russia in the EU, saying the measures drove up energy prices. Budapest backed last week’s sanctions package.

    Although, last time Hungary talked about getting rid of sanctions a couple pipelines got blown up.

    • PieInTheSky

      How does the oil get to hungary? There is no border with russia

      • Tundra

        The southern branch of the Druzhba, or Friendship pipeline, runs via Ukraine to Hungary, Slovakia and the Czech Republic, and has been the primary source of supply for the three countries’ refineries for years.

      • PieInTheSky

        I feel an accident is in order

      • grrizzly

        Yet.

  9. SDF-7

    I was rooting for her to be a witch before he came in — now I’m just wishing she was a better witch. Here’s hoping she goes Full Elsa on his clan.

    • Mojeaux

      Here’s hoping she goes Full Elsa on his clan.

      Seconded.

      • Festus

        I didn’t really dig dig the rape scene, either.

  10. PieInTheSky

    I think bartenders here dont get that i am joking when i go into a craft brewery amd ask if they have any beer

    • UnCivilServant

      That falls into the category of “‘Jokes’ they have heard so often they just want to hurt the people who use them”

      • PieInTheSky

        Nonsense. I am sure this is an original joke of mine

    • PieInTheSky

      If i ever go to a bar in kentucky and ask do you have any bourbon do you think they can tell it is a joke?

      • Mojeaux

        No.

      • PieInTheSky

        You people are gaslighing me into thinking my jokes are not funny. Also you are not a bourbon expert

      • Sean

        You might be able to sell it as a furriner.

      • Swiss Servator

        Don’t let these people get you down, Pie.

      • SDF-7

        Yeah, don’t want him thinking that he’s wasting his time.

      • Mojeaux

        Dude. You walk into a bar and say, deadpan, “Do you have bourbon?” you’re gonna get branded an idiot immediately.

      • SDF-7

        Personally, every time I walk into a bar I say “Ouch! Dangnabbit!” Same as when I walk into a wall.

      • The Other Kevin

        Two men are walking down the street. One walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

      • PieInTheSky

        How many ducks? Are we talking muscovy or one of the loud types? Can they be raised on a farm in vermont?

      • Mojeaux

        Hi, Grandpa!

      • Gender Traitor

        …every time I walk into a bar I say “Ouch! Dangnabbit!”

        Gotta work on your limbo chops!

      • UnCivilServant

        Chopping the limbo bar is still a disqualification.

    • EvilSheldon

      It’s more that they’ve heard that joke ten or fifteen times before.

      • PieInTheSky

        I find that unlikely

      • UnCivilServant

        Indeed, it’s more likely two hundred or more times before.

      • EvilSheldon

        I was thinking 10-15 times that week…

      • grrizzly

        That’s like any time you mention that foreigners are still required to be vaccinated to enter the US, you always hear that they should cross the Southern border illegally. Maybe it was marginally funny the first time but when you hear it over and over again…

      • SDF-7

        You know Swiss is going to correlate this with our pun threads now… 😉

      • PieInTheSky

        I dont belive i ever mentioned something like that.

      • grrizzly

        I didn’t mean you or other glibs. That’s what I see elsewhere.

      • Fatty Bolger

        I think that gets repeated a lot because it’s more commentary than joke.

    • Nephilium

      I’m much more amused that Google Maps will routinely ask me about breweries: “Does this place serve beer?”

      Yes. Yes they do.

      • Swiss Servator

        Wellll…they could just be a brewery, and not have a taproom!

      • Sean

        Lulz

      • Swiss Servator

        I shoot for technically correct.

      • Nephilium

        At a minimum, they’ll sell to go beer, as Ohio allows for self-distribution. Off the top of my head, I think there’s only four production facilities that aren’t open to the public (Platform, Great Lakes x 2, Brew Kettle all have multiple locations that are open to the public). Other then that, there’s one brewery I know of that didn’t have a tap room out in Elyria, they’re in the process of getting one stood up.

      • Swiss Servator

        “Other then that, there’s one brewery I know of that didn’t have a tap room out in Elyria, they’re in the process of getting one stood up.”

        So you would have to say “No”

        *struts around room, skypoints*

      • UnCivilServant

        If The Inquirer is reach a bartender to ask the question, the brewery sells beer.

      • Nephilium

        They still sell beer to go…

      • Sean

        I’m gonna try to get a package of peppers out to you this week. Keep an eye out.

        Not a real good year for harvest. 😞

      • Nephilium

        Will do. Appreciate you sharing of the harvest.

        Have you saved any seeds to regrow ones from years past? It may work better then buying new seeds/plants each year.

      • Sean

        We started doing that this year, Problem is that there are a so many interesting varieties.

        I already ordered some fun stuff for next year from another vendor. Goodbye PepperJoe.

      • Sean

        Oh, and we don’t isolate, so no guarantees they wouldn’t mutate.

      • Nephilium

        Crosspollination can lead to some fun things. I one time had a bell pepper plant that was too close to hot peppers, they grew into bell peppers that had the heat of a jalapeno.

      • Gender Traitor

        That must have made a hell of a Philly cheesesteak! 🥵

      • Swiss Servator

        “Crosspollination can lead to some fun things. I one time had a bell pepper plant that was too close to hot peppers, they grew into bell peppers that had the heat of a jalapeno.”

        …and you didn’t race to the Patent Office?! You missed out on millions!