…But Did You Know I was an Astronaut?

by | Oct 8, 2022 | Beer, Comic, Food & Drink, Media, Social Media | 107 comments

The AZ senate race is getting serious.

This is my review of Two Brothers Quad Radical:

News of a poll of millennials likely voters was made public earlier this week with a slightly surprising result.  The statewide races in AZ are all within the margin of error.  The cynical response of course was the poll was skewed to overstate support for team blue being a CBS poll, so it’s probably much closer than it appears.

The reason it seems surprising has to do with the sheer volume of non-stop ads I get to watch in AZ. For good reason, Kelly has a ton of money from out of state to burn.  The guy dropped nearly $30 million over the past 5 years telling everyone in the state who to hate, and barely has a statistical tie to show for it.  Most of the propaganda either prop ps up Kelly or provides free advertising on Masters’ views.  Oh he wants to end social security, he thinks every war since the Civil War is immoral war of choice?  As if I’m supposed to be offended by either position….the thing is once you account for his distaste for Mexicans, Masters isn’t terribly removed from anyone here.

Which brings me to this:

The fun part is the Lake campaign also piled on.  Regardless of the outcome of this race it is clear Mark Kelly is finished.  As you can plainly see, he is here depicted as the soyjack, or perhaps in his case soystronaut.  Where his opponent is clearly the Chad.  Attempts at furthering his political career by suggesting otherwise is clearly a lost cause.

Edit:  I wrote this …before the debate.

 

This is no beer for soyboy.  Coming in at 10% abv with portions of the beer aged in bourbon barrels, and the addition of rum soaked fruit this is probably not something to drink outside on a hot day.  Turns out I did it anyways.  Quads being a complex Belgian style popularized by Trappist monks and the Belgian government outlawing distilled spirits in the past, this lives up to it.  Just don’t do what I did and sweat off a bunch of these. Two Brothers Quad Radical: 4.1/5

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107 Comments

  1. Yusef drives a Kia

    Now that sounds like a great beer,
    and its cold today, perfect weather
    Cheers!

  2. Gender Traitor

    Latest poll average for OH’s Senate race at FiveThirtyEight has the D up by 1.6%. Neither candidate is an incumbent. I am decidedly underwhelmed by the R, J.D. Vance. Will probably hold my nose and vote for him, for all the good it may do. 😑

    • rhywun

      I wonder how their polls skew. They’ve got evil! and dangerous! Zeldin down to Governor Kathy Accident by a zillion points when I just heard a poll yesterday has her up by like two points.

    • Nephilium

      I’ve been sick of the commercials for weeks. I miss the brief time when for some reason Hulu thought I was in New Mexico and was showing me senate commercials from tehre.

  3. dbleagle

    A 4.1 score? That is high praise indeed. I will look for this, but probably unsuccessfully.

    • hayeksplosives

      Exactly what I was thinking. Mexi is very stingy with the ratings, so anything above 4 is worth checking out for sure!

  4. robc

    I think I told my Two Brothers story before, but didnt mention it was them. When they started, they couldnt find a distributor who would take them, so they started their own. When they tried to renew their license, Illinois was like, oops, you cant have both, we shouldnt have given you that. So they sold the distributorship to their wives.

    • Chafed

      +1 creativity

  5. DEG

    This is no beer for soyboy. Coming in at 10% abv with portions of the beer aged in bourbon barrels, and the addition of rum soaked fruit this is probably not something to drink outside on a hot day. Turns out I did it anyways. Quads being a complex Belgian style popularized by Trappist monks and the Belgian government outlawing distilled spirits in the past, this lives up to it. Just don’t do what I did and sweat off a bunch of these. Two Brothers Quad Radical: 4.1/5

    Sounds delicious. I think I’ll need some after today.

  6. LCDR_Fish

    Haven’t had a good quad in a hot minute (do have a few Delirium Nocturnes left though) – looking forward to a Blonde or two this afternoon.

    • MikeS

      looking forward to a Blonde or two this afternoon

      I’m sure Q has you covered

      • Chafed

        🙏

  7. Chafed

    *takes notes*
    1. Drink in the heat
    2. Exercise

    Got it. Thanks.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Um….

      …yeah

  8. Mojeaux

    @Fish, re reverse harem romance, I didn’t want to say too much yesterday on Twitter because my romance peeps follow me, but I tried to write one of those once and found it icky. I don’t know how you have more than one “alpha” male (usually 3-5) lusting after one heroine and they can still be considered “alpha,” when they’re really just cucks. My idea was good, but it was just too much ick.

    • CPRM

      Alpha Cuck seems to be the most sought after fraternity on every college campus.

    • LCDR_Fish

      No worries – it was more about the copycat phenomenon of picking one new things (or old thing – ie. Arabian Nights) and everyone cookie-cutting it for virtue points at the same time.

      • Mojeaux

        $$$$$.

        RH romance is extremely popular, and I could have made a killing, but chose not to write icky things.

        YA is super popular with most romance-reading women (not me; I generally don’t like teenage angst or love triangles), and they likely never think about Arabian nights or if they have, not know any one individual story. It’s a rich field to plow.

        My first book is a Hamlet retelling. Second book, “The Gift of the Magi.” Third book, the New Testament gospels, i.e., Easter story. I’m working on Cinderella/fairy godmother, Krampus/Santa. So I have no problem with retellings or riffs.

        Shakespeare himself was an IP thief. He just knew how to make the stories popular.

      • slumbrew

        It’s a rich field to plow.

        Giggity.

      • Mojeaux

        Heh. You never disappoint.

      • slumbrew

        My adolescent sense of humor keeps me young.

      • Mojeaux

        My issue with the original tweet is that he called the “crappy” without indicating that he had read any of them.

        Women’s literature/books written by women, especially romance, is constantly denegrated by men, and libertarian/conservative men are the worst doing it.

        If you’re gonna call something crappy, read the fucking thing first.

        It’s one thing for me to say, RH is icky, i.e., “I don’t like it”. It’s another thing for me to say “They’re crappily written.”

    • UnCivilServant

      Now you’ve got me wondering about the household dynamics within a polygynous house.

      Assuming one household rather than having a separate house for each wife (but probably at least a separate room) what sort of dynamics can be expected between these ladies, and to what extent does the husband’s distribution of affactions have an impact (if any).

      • Mojeaux

        I guess you’d have to watch Sister Wives to find out, but I’ve long suspected that at least in Mormon polygamy, some wives may not mind and/or even have a cover for any lesbian relationships they may have. I’m absolutely certain there had to be some amount of it within large polygamous families.

      • UnCivilServant

        Not my genre of TV, I guess I’ll go back to writing whatever it was I was working on. Ah, ‘Drunk Clergyman Investigates’

  9. CPRM

    The attack ads against Ron Johnson make it sound like he holds better positions than he does. If what they espouse he believes is actually the way he voted in the senate I’d vote for him.

    • LCDR_Fish

      He’s been on Kudlow a lot on FNC the last few weeks – seems reasonable but he’s not in my state.

      • CPRM

        He talks a big game, but like all the others he is a statist TEAM guy and that is it. He led the charge to get rid of Obama care, don’tcha know. Good thing we got rid of that when the Rs controlled both houses and the exec…

      • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

        Wasn’t it the perfidious [spits] McCain who torpedoed that?

      • Chafed

        Yup. If I recall correctly, that was the infamous thumbs down incident.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      Johnson is the only one seriously talking about going after the CDC/NIH/FDA et al over the vaccines.

      That alone is reason enough to vote for him.

      • CPRM

        talking

        and that is all he’ll ever do.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        He’s held hearings to the extent that it is possible. It’s worth reviewing.

    • Gustave Lytton

      I feel the same way about Christine Drazan and Skarlatos.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      If only team red was as awesome aa team blue wants me to think they are.

      • Penguin

        Yeah, where are these incredible go-getting R’s who are repealing progressive laws left and right?

        The ones in the House, by and large, are not even pushing back on actions that could lead to nuclear war.

    • Ted S.

      Four grammatical cases, three genders plus plural (which takes the same article regardless of gender).

      Wait until you learn that adjectives are declined differently based on whether they’re preceded by a definite article (or some of the possessive pronouns), an indefinite article (or other of the possessive pronouns), or none at all.

      • rhywun

        which takes the same article regardless of gender

        Yeah, that’s nice of them.

      • Penguin

        three genders

        The Germans have a long way to go. Fortunately I don’t have to enact my labor for them.

    • CPRM

      You must fear the Reaper.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Or Joan Crawford

    • DEG

      Godzilla has a sad.

  10. Lackadaisical

    Getting the government or their contractors influence good and hard. Waiting an eternity for lunch at the space center…

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Keep an eye out for SPACE SMITH

      • Lackadaisical

        We decided to try to watch the launch tonight. Between my in-laws and a for year old I may be regretting it later.

  11. hayeksplosives

    My Alma mater Oklahoma State University is taking on Texas Tech in about half an hour.

    Neither school is a national powerhouse in NCAAF but they both crank out individual players who stand out and make it big in the NFL later.

    Texas Tech produces more engineers in the oddball specialty of pulsed powe engineering, so I work with a few Texas Tech grads and have been talking smack to them this week. I hope the Pokes (Oklahoma State Cowboys are known as Cowpokes or Pokes so as to distinguish them from the loathsome Dallas Cowboys NFL team.) will prevail!!

    • Ted S.

      I didn’t know you were a Tosu fan. 🙁

      • hayeksplosives

        That’s why my cat is Black with Orange eyes!!

        Fun fact: Ok State and Texas Tech both have mascots who carry firearms: Pistol Pete and the Red Raiders.

        May it ever be thus.

      • Lackadaisical

        ‘red raiders’ /instantly explodes the heads of all progs

    • Mojeaux

      Texas Tech … they both crank out individual players who stand out and make it big in the NFL later

      See: “Mahomes, Patrick”

      • hayeksplosives

        That Barry Sanders guy wasn’t shabby either.

  12. hayeksplosives

    The stock market is way down. Traditionally, that’d be a perfect time to buy some undervalued stocks and holds them til the market “inevitably” bounces back up.

    But now I am concerned that the US has fucked itself (or, rather fucked it’s goose that lays the golden eggs) that it might never bounce back.

    I’m going to be coming into a small pile of cash soon as part of my relocation deal to Nevada (1 year employment anniversary) and I have no idea what the wisest thing to do with it is, so for now, it’s going into savings/rainy day fund.

    I have to buy a new kitchen fridge/freezer because the expensive General Electric one runs on R600 (propane) and has already corroded due to condensation, the inverter and compressor have crapped out, and it’s good for nothing. Home Depot sent a repair guy out who diagnosed it but said they don’t work on Propane fridges because of the potential danger and the legal requirement to bring in a hose and draw the propane off into the yard.

    So I called GE and they sent out a guy Thursday who took one look at it and said “Nope, we don’t do propane systems.”

    GE insists they won’t refund or credit us until a repairman says it’s “irreparable”. Technically it can be repaired, but no one will do it, and the repair guy from Home Depot says it will just happen again.

    Lessons:
    General Electric sucks.
    Propane refrigerant (R600) sucks.
    EPA sucks for pushing the market to R600 “for the environment.”

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Talk about old fashioned tech, how is that legal?

      • hayeksplosives

        R600 is now the norm because it is considered friendly to the Ozone and also is low carbon.

        R134a is also ozone friendly but not considered carbon friendly, so they are out there but more expensive than the R600 (propane) ones.

        Just fucking let us have Freon again, ok?!?

    • Ted S.

      I’m going to be coming into a small pile of cash soon as part of my relocation deal to Nevada (1 year employment anniversary) and I have no idea what the wisest thing to do with it is

      Hookers and blow, of course.

    • Gustave Lytton

      GE Appliances is owned by Haier.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Rickrolled!

      • Mojeaux

        I was going to put a cross-stitch “come back with a warrant” in the middle, but you can see it’s a bit overstuffed.

      • MikeS

        Be sure to leave room in your Christmas wreath.

      • Mojeaux

        I think I’ll just hang it on my door.

      • Tres Cool

        “AM I BEING DETAINED?” is appropriate year-round.

      • Mojeaux

        That goes on a car.

  13. Shiny Nerfherder

    Well, without going into excruciating detail… [Editor: personal information redacted at request of poster]

    Sorry, I literally can’t vent anywhere else.

    • Mojeaux

      Dude, I am so sorry. Police? Charges? Lawsuit?

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        [Editor: personal information redacted at request of poster]

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        [Editor: personal information redacted at request of poster]

      • groat scotum

        Carl Fukishima… his reactor made quite a spill in Japan. He led an amazing life, what else can you say?

    • MikeS

      Fuuuuuck. I am so sorry to hear that. Damn that sucks. Go ahead and vent.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        [Editor: personal information redacted at request of poster]

      • Mojeaux

        Can you just … not tell them, since you’re not going to scorch her earth anyway?

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        [Editor: personal information redacted at request of poster]

      • MikeS

        Yeah. That is heartbreaking. Damn. [Editor: personal information redacted at request of poster]

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        She said to me that she had made “egregious mistakes” a few weeks ago. I thought she was talking about not getting our books done on time and causing me to eat thousands in tax penalties. I had no idea.

        Now I do.

      • MikeS

        So at least she feels guilty. Small consolation…

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      That’s enough venting. I think I’m just going to drink now.

      • MikeS

        🍻

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        She’s lucky she has you for a sibling.

        If one of my sibs had done that to (say) me and my wife, I’m not sure I’d want the law involved. It’s far too slow.

      • Mojeaux

        Same. I’d scorch the earth, but then I have been stolen from by a family member and I’m salty as all hell.

      • Tundra

        I’m really sorry, brother.

      • Penguin

        That’s terrible. Family betraying you is a stab in the back,

        And the way you describe it, it’s irrational. She destroyed her future.

      • R.J.

        Holy crap! I take a break from the comments for two days, and Nerfherder gets the shaft! I am very sorry to hear it. You are dealing with this in a mature and sensible manner, and you are very much entitled to drink.

    • Nephilium

      So sorry to hear that man.

    • grrizzly

      This is terrible. So sorry for you and your parents.

    • DEG

      Sorry.

    • groat scotum

      I’m not asking for excruciating detail, but some true crime cinema would be great. POV cameras. Turn tragedy into very real reality TV money. This is 2008 and property values are only going up up up, my friend.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Piss off, you.

      • groat scotum

        ?

      • groat scotum

        I’m sorry man, I was trying to inject some lev—

        Nah, I was being a jerkass. I want the drama. It’s tragedy for you, for the spectators it’s material. And how! Come on, stand on the other side of it, this would be horribly, terribly entertaining. I won’t pretend to not be an asshole, but come on.

        And Toxteth: [ ] You were looking after someone, and I can’t disrespect that. Good on you.

      • groat scotum

        You and me, though, fists in the parking lot.

    • slumbrew

      Good lord. That is terrible to hear. Glad you caught it but what a gigantic shit-show.

    • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

      Scruff, I am so sorry to hear that. I have a friend who’s aunt pulled something similar with the the family matriarch, who she was in charge of care for. The issue was that the family house is now worth 100X what was paid, so she kept borrowing against it via power of attorney. And, of course, didn’t tell the family, who all knew the value now.

      It really sucks when people you love and trust deeply betray you.

    • Surly Knott

      Damn, so sorry you have to deal with this.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Oh, SNerfy, I don’t know what else to say besides Fuuuuck!I’msosorry.

  14. groat scotum

    The Stars My Destination is remarkable. One can remark on it. One can probably have a much more edified experience with it than that with which I walked away, either time. It feels like a very depthy book, a lot of analogues (lol) that I don’t recognize. The last chapter describing synesthesia/time travel/transhumanism is (and typographically) interesting. It’s a helluva lot more interesting than what I read of C.S. Lewis’ space book. A lot less interesting than Harry Harrison’s books, though.

    And I still hold that Bester was a commie.

  15. kinnath

    Moved dirt for four hours. Now I am tired.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Im off work in 4 minutes, then its time golf and
      Tall Cans!
      Cheers🍻

  16. dbleagle

    Three hours prepping the bed and putting in the winter garden. Moved dirt yeah, but the hard thing was putting the entire thing into chicken proof netting. If I don’t, they tear up the ground and kill the young plants. Now for a beer and soak in the pool.

    Winds have died because of a huge, deep low-pressure system north of the state. I hope something builds back because I have a race tomorrow.

    • Nephilium

      Better get the orphans ready to be strapped to oars.

    • Penguin

      Winter garden? There are seasons there?

  17. Mojeaux

    It is fall, y’all. Put a batch of cornbread in the oven. I wish I had ham and bean soup, but as I’m the only one who likes it, I don’t make it because I can’t eat a batch fast enough before it goes south.