GlibFit 4.0 – Placeholder Links of Sickness

by | Oct 30, 2022 | GlibFit | 249 comments

I caught a head cold that has gotten progressively worse this week. I feel like garbage and am much too busy blowing my nose to focus on anything. So, you’ll have to gorge yourselves on the empty calories of these placeholder links.

Effective arm workout

Shoulder workout

Ab workout

Fix your squats

I hear there is quite a bit of political turmoil in England. This week’s music.

 

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Chafed

Chafed

I'm looking California but feeling Minnesota

249 Comments

  1. R.J.

    Get well soon! As king of Glibfit, do you recommend nasal irrigation?

    • UnCivilServant

      Depends, what are you trying to grow?

      • R.J.

        Well said.

      • Gender Traitor

        ::scribbles protest sign – “Stop Olfactory Farming”::

      • R.J.

        I will try this thing.

    • juris imprudent

      You can’t irrigate your sinuses when there is a drought!

      • Chafed

        Gavin Newsom approves

  2. Drake

    Thanks for the links. I was thinking today that my workouts need a refresh.

    • Chafed

      👍

  3. dbleagle

    Maybe it’s a tumor.

    Get healthy.

      • R.J.

        Maybe it’s tumeric.

      • UnCivilServant

        Do you have Two More spicy takes in there?

      • juris imprudent

        Cumin here and another pun thread is being ground out.

      • Surly Knott

        The spice must flow.

  4. The Late P Brooks

    I caught a head cold that has gotten progressively worse this week.

    *JAWS shark music*

  5. slumbrew

    Speedy healing, Chafed.

    Day 30 of Sober October; hasn’t really been too bad, though I thought I’d be sleeping better – I have still woken up feeling like I’m hungover a few times, which is odd.

    Thought I’d lose some weight, too, but that hasn’t really happened, even taking it easy on the carbs. Ah, well, that was not the primary goal.

    Exercise has been the usual rowing, which is going well but I really should mix it up.

    • R.J.

      Seems like past 55 the weight just hangs around no matter what. Very hard to succeed without fasting and exercise.

      • R.J.

        Paying $36 for a sandwich and a soda at the Las Vegas airport could certainly spur some fasting weight loss today.

      • rhywun

        That’s fucked.

        Even at LaGuardia it was only 15 bucks or so in 2018ish.

      • R.J.

        It’s unholy out here. Must be inflation, not the normal price.

      • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

        I remember paying $5 for a pack of smokes there in ’89 and thought it was outrageous.

        I would hate to guess what they are now.

      • l0b0t

        LOL… When I left New Orleans in 2005, cigs were $4.50 per pack out of the machine at the bar and I always felt that was outrageous. Arriving in NYC, cigs were $8.50 at the store. They are over $13 per pack now.

    • Tundra

      Don’t forget to up your electrolytes. Low carb flushes your kidneys beautifully.

      Extra salt, potassium and magnesium

    • grrizzly

      More than a decade ago I spent a month completely without alcohol. I was so glad that I didn’t try to lose some weight as well. It was about an elevated liver function. After a month of it the liver function was record high. Turns out it has nothing to do with alcohol but strongly depends on my weight. I cannot be even 15 pounds above my ideal weight.

  6. robc

    What is the deal with random people asking for linkedin connections?

    • R.J.

      The layoffs have begun

    • slumbrew

      Recruiters and sales guys, in my experience.

      • Lackadaisical

        ^this 100%

      • Gustave Lytton

        Chinese dummy accounts too.

    • UnCivilServant

      I thought that was the point of linkedin.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of “sports nutrition” I bought some Quest protein bars last week. There is a picture of a chocolate chip oatmeal cookie on the package. Let me assure you, the contents bear no resemblance whatsoever to chocolate chip oatmeal cookies, or cookies of any sort. They actually reminded me of those space food astronaut bars from the days of old.

    Ick. I will not be buying more.

    *Contains no actual astronauts

    • Tres Cool

      Contrary to what John Pinette says low-carb bread that I get isnt that bad.

  8. hayeksplosives

    Get well soon!

    For my GlibFit, I took my last alcoholic drink on Sunday of last week. Husband is joining me on this journey. Amazing how many social situations involve alcohol. At the Halloween parties we attended, we were the only ones not drinking.

    I won a costume contest for which the prize was a bottle of vodka, which I promptly gave away.

    • rhywun

      ↑ Square

      • Sean

        lulz

    • UnCivilServant

      Don’t worry. It’s not really awkward unless people get absolutely smashed.

      Being a teetotaler amidst social drinkers isn’t that bad.

    • slumbrew

      It’s been a little odd, not drinking in social situations, but I think I could deal long-term, especially if there was some specific medical reason to do so.

      I’ve been missing wine with meals, especially.

      Regardless, best of luck on your journey. I’m sure you’ll quickly adapt.

      • UnCivilServant

        Unless either you or they fixate on it, it quickly becomes a non-issue. Most people are polite enough to not go past the first “No, thank you” when offering. So as long as you can let it go, it’s doable.

      • R.J.

        I am getting back to exactly that post -anniversary trip. Even on the trip I had very, very few drinks. Looking forward to alcohol free November.

      • juris imprudent

        alcohol free November

        So, no family gathering on Thanksgiving?

    • Gender Traitor

      If you’ve been a beer drinker, there are plenty of decent NAs available. You just have to BYONB to social functions. I think there are NA wines, too, though I can’t speak to their quality. (There’s always sparkling grape juice.) As for substitutes for spirits, other than “virgin” versions of mixed drinks…::shrugs::

      • slumbrew

        Local places have had some very good “virgin” drinks. The virgin mojitos at the Cuban place, in particular, were great.

      • hayeksplosives

        Yeah, I had some Heineken 00 beers yesterday, and an Arnold Palmer.

        Lotsa calories, but I’ll figure something out.

        For my evening ritual I’ve been making hot apple cider (Alpine brand 0 sugar) or Celestial Seasonings “Sleepy Time.”

      • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

        Club soda with a lime is your friend. I would wish you luck, but you never struck me as that type of person. If you want to do something, it is going to happen.

      • Tres Cool

        w/e that n/a beer was you gave me when I was over…it was damn tasty
        Still need to bring you those patches, too

      • Gender Traitor

        Those were from a fairly local brewer – Dayton or Cincy – whose name escapes me, but found all of them in Ray’s beer cave just up the road.

        Thanks in advance for the patches! No rush on them. (::gently knocks wood::)

      • Gender Traitor

        BrewDog, I believe. Whichever one of theirs it was, it was NOT the coffee stout, which is still in the basement fridge at last check.

    • Tundra

      Congrats to both of you!

      Enjoy the better sleep and improved body comp!

  9. The Bearded Hobbit

    Get better, Chafed!

    I’ve been on antibiotics for a week, now, and they are making me nauseous. It seems to die down when I’m sitting but if I’m up and about then the nausea increases.

    I’ve got too much to do, can’t spend my time feeling like crap.

  10. Sean

    You should have been wearing a mask, Chafed.

    • Chafed

      The Science™

  11. MikeS

    Get well soon, Chaffed!

  12. Shpip

    Here’s an example of setting a goal and sticking with it.

    Fortunately for him, the DOD has rolled out a new line of low-calorie crayons so he can snack away after PT.

    • Lackadaisical

      ‘Stephens is starting boot camp in San Diego this weekend. He said he plans to specialize in cyber security in the U.S. Marine Corps.’

      He already had the perfect body for that.

      • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

        Well, to be honest, all he had to do was cut his hair and shave.

      • rhywun

        LOL that was my thought too

    • Chafed

      Kudos to the kid. That is a lot of weight to lose.

  13. Tundra

    Chafed!

    Get better, brother.

    Ok week this week. 6 mile hike yesterday and food was on point. Lifting has been kind of blah and sleep has been shit.

    So, room for improvement.

    Have a great week, Glibfitters!

    • Chafed

      👍

  14. hayeksplosives

    OT: DJ Moore just fucked his team. Panthers were down 6 points against the Falcons. DJ Moore catches a huge pass and runs it in for a touchdown, tying the game at 34-34. All they needed was to kick the extra point BUT DJ Moore ripped his helmet off in the end zone, incurring a 15 yard penalty enforceable on the extra point kick attempt.

    Sure enough, the kick was slightly to the left, no good. Without the penalty, panthers would have the win.

    Now they are in overtime. If I were paying a guy millions of dollars, I’d expect him to show some discipline.

    • rhywun

      That couple minutes was more fun than all of the Jets/NE game that had just ended. I LMFAO.

      • Tundra

        Broncos and Vikings each had decent games.

    • Fourscore

      Hope you’re feeling better, Chafed.

      Reviewing the videos I’m happy that I’m not making the mistakes on the exercises. Mainly cause I ain’t doing them.

      2.5 mile walk @ 3MPH on the treadmill this morning, I think that’s a personal best since the big event last year. Arm/shoulder on the Weider machine every other day.

      Seems impossible to change the belly fat, I just don’t burn many calories. ATPWDDIM? I have all my stuff laid out for next Sat’s deer opener. Ran my clothes through the fluff cycle on the dryer. Weather looks fairly warm, last year it was in the 70s, this year forecast for the 40s for a high, no snow or rain.

      I’m not the boss of anyone but no alcohol, not even a beer for the last 40 years, no ciggies for more that 45 years. Rare colds, sleep well most of the time and no hangovers ever, plus had more money in my pocket to buy reloading equipment.

      • Chafed

        👍

      • pistoffnick

        Good luck in the woods, Fourscore!
        I have an antler-less tag (and freezer space) this year.
        I have most of the meals for deer camp already cooked. Beef stroganoff, pulled pork, 2 kinds of chili, and taco meat.
        I’m ready for the ribbing I’m about to receive from the guys for having a new girlfriend.

    • MikeS

      +1 “Act like you’ve been there before.”

    • rhywun

      “Tweeps”?

      Ugh.

      • hayeksplosives

        He’s got a lot more cutting to do.

      • Mojeaux

        I usually use “tweeple,” but yes, I use “tweeps.”

      • R.J.

        Twirps?

      • Mojeaux

        Twits

      • R.J.

        Yes.

      • Tres Cool

        I cant help it.
        Relevant

    • Grosspatzer

      LOLOLOL. That training course may not be around for long.

      • hayeksplosives

        I bet he takes it just for the lulz.

    • one true athena

      I like his follow up ” But Management 201 is such a tantalizing carrot”

      lol

      • hayeksplosives

        Yeah, I smiled at that too. He is probably having a blast.

        There must be some talent at Twitter: people keeping the servers going, looking out for cybersecurity threats, doing service jobs that any company needs (payroll, HR, legal, facilities maintenance). He has to figure out which of those employees are doing their jobs and which ones are coasting.

        Then he has to evaluate the more fuzzy jobs: expanding into new markets, user engagement, monitoring for real incitements to violence, etc. That will be trickier. But I imagine he could pare that shit down by 80% easily.

  15. DEG

    Get well soon Chafed!

    Heavy deadlift day this last week involved singles of 305-310 lbs from a block. For the last which was “as many as possible”, I decided to up the weight to 315 lbs. First rep was good. Second I got halfway and hit a wall.

    Sex Pistols is good.

  16. Gender Traitor

    Last dose of any type of pain med was one naproxen sodium before bed last Sunday night, so this is Day 7 with no NSAIDs. Recent discomfort in left leg has become intermittent enough for me to start thinking of it as “sporatica” and to hold out hope that it is NOT the start of anything chronic. Still enjoying the water “aerobics” (definitely focused much more on flexibility than on true aerobic exercise) immensely, so I’m planning to stick with that…unless they lower the “therapy” pool temp too much as energy prices continue to skyrocket.

    • Grosspatzer

      “Day 7 with no NSAIDs.”

      Frabjous! 🎶 It’s getting better all the time! 🎶

    • hayeksplosives

      I’m so skeptical of any sort of drugs in my system that I have been relying on heat or cold as needed to help my aches and pains.

      I’ve already decided to PASS on the flu shot for the first time in years. I’ve told my husband that if they try to strong-arm us federal workers to get a Covid booster again, I will refuse, and that would mean loss of job. Hoping it doesn’t come to that, but it sure sounds like they are gearing up for another round of Covid hysteria.

      • Tres Cool

        I’m betting that they’re going to intentionally combine CoVID-Influenza in one inoculation like dipt-tet so the unwashed that want a flu shot don’t have a choice.
        I think more people are being skeptical of any more “boosters”. Since Fauci is about to retire, he needs those Pfizer numbers up in the stratosphere before he cashes out.

        (and a parasite like him wont go away….he’ll continually get payed for “consulting” and speaking fees for the TrueBelievers)

    • Chafed

      How is the stretching going?

      • Gender Traitor

        ::shuffles feet sheepishly:: Haven’t really dug into the book yet, but I’m getting excellent tutoring from my cats! Seriously, even just stretching the leg down straight while I’m lying in bed seems to do some good.

  17. Grosspatzer

    Hope you recover quickly, Chafed.

  18. Mojeaux

    @Slumbrew, commented in dedthred: I LOVE tartare. Also, just run the cow by my fork.

    • slumbrew

      You show excellent taste in agreeing with me. 😉

  19. Sensei

    Feel better!

  20. Ownbestenemy

    Some tube porn. Found a box in some off main street shop in S.C.

    SFW

    • Tres Cool

      What are you asking for about (3) ea 6AU6
      I have this old Philco…

  21. Mustang

    Finished my garage gym. I can now do all the lifting I need for pretty much the rest of my life and never step foot in a public gym again. The previous homeowner left a big tractor tire in the back that I’ve been using for tire flips as well. Been at it for a few weeks now and it feels AMAZING. My dad does triathlons (he just did one for his 70th) and we were discussing what exercises get us “in the zone.” He likes swimming but I LOVE lifting.

    I am going to try taking an ashwaganda supplement for a month just to see what the effects are. No real reason other than I’ve heard about it and curious if it does anything.

    • Tres Cool

      I thought an “ashwaganda” was where the Beatles hung out in India….

    • Tundra

      Awesome, Mustang!

      I thought I would miss the camaraderie, but I don’t at all. Walking down stairs, lifting and being back to my desk in less than an hour is the bomb.

      • Mustang

        Not having to wait on someone dinking around on their phone is wonderful.

  22. Tres Cool

    Liesl’s autumn portrait.

    She’s nearing 8 months and about 60 lbs.

    • Tundra

      Love.

      What a beauty!

    • R.J.

      That’s a pretty doggy.

    • Chafed

      What a sweetie.

    • Sean

      Awwww.

    • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

      PEP is hitting six months and 20#. God it is so good to have a dog again.

      https://postimg.cc/1V64SywR

  23. whiz

    I don’t know if anybody else watches NASCAR, but the end of the Martinsville race today was freaking amazing.

    At the end of the race Ross Chastain needed to gain several positions on Denny Hamlin to qualify for the finals and didn’t have the car to do it. So partly through the last lap he floored it, rubbing against the outside wall to provide additional centripetal force, which enabled him to go much faster than everyone else, and he passed enough cars to qualify for the championship race next week in Phoenix. The right side of his car was damaged, but it lasted long enough to finish the race. Awesome stuff. (You won’t be seeing that in F1.)

    That doesn’t even include the fact that Christopher Bell had to win the race to qualify, which he did.

    • Urthona

      I watch it with my son but he wasn’t home today, so I will enjoy informing him of the exciting conclusion.

    • Rat on a train

      Only if they return to stock cars that are only modified for safety.

      • Urthona

        The last time they used truly stock cars was about 60 years ago, so I’m guessing that’s unlikely.

      • R C Dean

        I don’t think they were ever not modified for speed.

  24. JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

    It’s been a busy Glibfit week. Last week I did a 100 mile ride with almost 10,000 feet of climbing. Yesterday was a 10 mile hike to Hanakapiai Falls. Today being Sunday it is a day of rest in the beach. It seems we’ve adopted a local dog. I don’t even like dogs, but this one is ok.

    • Tundra

      Impressive!

      How about a pic of the pup?

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Are we under some sort of electromagnetic attack? Sunspot? Solar flares? Magnetic pole reversal? Is Hayek testing one of her special DoD toys? My “5g” internet is fucked, which is not particularly unusual, but so is over-the-air teevee reception.

    • Urthona

      This always happens when I run the can opener.

      • Sean

        Get a look at mr fancy pants with his electric can opener.

      • MikeS

        I wonder how he opens pickle jars.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        With a pickle, of course

      • Ted S.

        In the conservatory?

      • rhywun

        Like that guy or gal playing piano?

    • Chafed

      Russian election interference

    • Mojeaux

      5G sucks big fat donkey cock.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        That’s just a conspiracy theory.

      • Mojeaux

        I dunno, but by my count, conspiracy theories are turning into conspiracy facts.

      • MikeS

        That’s just a conspiracy theory.

      • rhywun

        I am curious why.

        I don’t know if it’s the newness or the 5G but the router I bought a couple years ago no longer drops my work connection all the time like my old one did.

        Anyway, 6G is coming so it’s bound to be 1 G better.

    • rhywun

      Cal is leading by 10.

    • MikeS

      Musk also bought the internet and is just fucking with people. Reenactment.

    • Ted S.

      I was able to pick up Radio Romania last hour, so it’s not solar flares.

    • hayeksplosives

      According to spaceweather.com the only thing happening now is a class G1 geomagnetic storm. That can disturb satellites and power systems, but should be fairly minor.

      It’s strong enough to fuck with migratory animals though.

  26. Cowboy

    Stronglifts 5×5 continues apace. 100 pound squats tomorrow, I’m excited. Friday’s sesh felt funky, didnt feel like I could get in the groove at all. Felt like my form was everywhere, particularly on rows. Probably was just having an off day due to too little sleep the night before.

    This weekend I wrecked my usual low carb eating routine, because it was birthdayish time. Had a group party for mine, and abunch of friends and relatives birthdays. It was good. 1 more day of food debauchery tomorrow
    and back to healthy eating on Tuesday. Im curious how my lifts will feel tomorrow now that im loaded up with a bunch of carbs and calories.

    In off topic news, looks like the commies won in Brasil. Ughhhh. Wife and I were never Bolsanaro fans, but even her family can see how corrupt Lula and his people are.

    • Urthona

      Eh. It’s not that bad.

      Congress and the major population centers are still controlled by Bolsonaro’s party and Lula will get little done.

      Lula won by a mere 1.5% of the vote despite being a wildly popular leader who finished with an 85% approval rate after a booming and explosive economy. He was also wrongly imprisoned by a corrupt judge. It would be like if Obama came back to run against Trump in 2020.

      The left is not running amok there exactly.

  27. Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

    Not the best workout week on a strict session basis, but I have been training the new pup, and the big thing to work on is Loose Leash Walking. Trying to get a schnauzer on board with this is quite taxing, as it involves walking on a lead, but every time the dog goes all puppy on me – going every direction to smell everything, walking at full speed, etc – you are supposed to change directions on them. Not so bad, but I don’t walk too well, so it is really taxing on me. But, totally worth it.

    • Ted S.

      Try doing that with a 75-pound husky.

      • R C Dean

        Or a pit bull. Better, two at once.

        We’ll just leave it at “lesson learned”.

      • R C Dean

        Fortunately, they were only about 25 pounds of pure torque and poor impulse control, each,

  28. rhywun

    To add to cart, join Prime

    God damn you Amazon

    • Mojeaux

      Dafuq? What are you trying to buy?

      • rhywun

        Big jugs of Arizona iced tea.

      • R C Dean

        These euphemisms are getting kinda . . . commercial.

      • rhywun

        😏 I don’t get it – I buy all kinds of foodstuffs off-Prime.

      • Ted S.

        I thought Q and Tres were the ones into big jugs.

      • Tres Cool

        Im actually into larger ladies with small jugs.
        Tough to find in the wild as all Size 18+ seem to come factory equipped with D-cups

      • hayeksplosives

        Arizona is without doubt a quality product and a cool company, but I am firmly in the Milo’s iced tea camp.

      • rhywun

        Don’t know it and apparently Amazon doesn’t either.

      • l0b0t

        Milo’s is the only pre-made tea that doesn’t taste (to me) like tea that has spoiled from not being refrigerated.

      • Gender Traitor

        Just curious – what per-jug price are you seeing on Amazon? I looked it up out of curiosity, and I’m seeing $13.43 for ONE jug of the iced green tea. I can pick one up at the Walgreen’s down the street for $4.29.

      • R.J.

        I usually just make my own with a Lipton family tea bag. The ultimate in cheap.

      • rhywun

        I have fond memories of brewing lots of iced tea at a HS friend’s house I used to spend a lot of time at – best I’ve ever had.

        But I’m lazy now.

      • R.J.

        I discovered I can just microwave the water and bag in a big pyrex bowl and then dump the concentrate into a jug. Six minutes! It is a good cheap thing.

      • rhywun

        Interesting. That might be worth investigating.

      • Timeloose

        Get a ice tea maker. I’ve had mine for 10 years. Buy a box of tea bags there cheap. Fill the machine with water and the pitcher with ice and the hopper with the bags. 10-15 minutes and you have a 1-2 gal of tea.

        Add sugar or not.

        I drink a lot of the stuff.

      • Gustave Lytton

        👍

        I make Twinings for the missus and Luzianne for me.

      • rhywun

        It was $4.69. About the same as I see in stores around here, except I rarely see it in stores around here anymore.

      • Timeloose

        Mr coffee iced tea pot.

        Mr. Coffee TM75 Iced Tea Maker, 1 EA, Blue https://a.co/d/7t9Iy5q

      • MikeS

        Huh. Very reasonably priced, too. Might have to get one.

    • juris imprudent

      You have to buy it to find out what it really is?

      • R.J.

        It should come in a big egg with a question mark on it, like a mystery gum ball prize!

    • rhywun

      I’d buy that for a penny.

  29. R.J.

    I got home and my daughter also has a head cold. She may miss Halloween. Sadness.

    • rhywun

      I missed several Halloweens when I was little because I was a sickly child and never more so than around Halloween.

      • R.J.

        Me too. If she stays home maybe I can get her to watch “The Halloween Tree” instead of endless viewings of “Nightmare Before Christmas.”

      • rhywun

        Never heard of that but hope it works out 👍🏻

      • R.J.

        It’s a Ray Bradbury story animated by Rankin Bass with narration by Leonard Nimoy.

    • rhywun

      Oof they’re gonna need an army of fact-checkers to cover Biden.

    • MikeS

      Oh wow. This is huge if it continues.

      • hayeksplosives

        I hope he gets some good security around him and his kids.

      • Festus

        “Elon Musk Dies In Tragic Leaf Blowing Accident!” Family and Friends fail to respond….

  30. Festus

    Whelp, some asshole tried to kill our dog out on the trails. Not her specifically but any dog. Just got Peanut back from the vet today after surgery to remove a spiny plastic disc about 3/4″ in diameter from her guts. She’s not a chewer or a gobbler. It was obviously planted in something that she would eat. People have been fighting over that lakeside trail for years dogs/no dogs. Pity that it had to be poor little Peanut that found the poisoned pill, her pain and suffering plus the $3000 to make it right. What the fuck is wrong with people?

    • one true athena

      Oh goodness, how terrible! What an asshole for doing that to a dog (and maybe more than one, I doubt someone like that only planted the one).

      I hope Peanut is feeling better soon.

      • Festus

        It looks like it was manufactured for the express purpose. Someone went to the trouble to take a bunch of fine plastic extrusions and melt the center so that it resembles a sea-star.

      • MikeS

        That takes a special kind of asshole. The kind that needs a thorough ass-kicking.

      • Festus

        I wonder how many other dogs came down with mystery blockages. It’s not the money, it’s the suffering of the pups that really bothers me. If someone is willing to go to that extreme who knows what else they might be capable of. Pure Evil.

      • MikeS

        That’s just it. Many a serial killer started out torturing animals. I hope they can somehow find the bastard.

      • Festus

        The warning has gone out on Facebook etc. Watch your pups on the trail!

    • Festus

      The Vet saved the evidence for us. I’ll show it to you on a Zoom sometime. This is like leaving out anti-freeze. Un-fucking believable. Our 15 pound dog is a threat?

  31. straffinrun

    Happy Halloween. I’m telling myself that I’m in Utah and everybody around me is wearing inappropriate and racist costumes.

    • Festus

      You always had that “Mormonish” look to me anyways, Straff.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Can’t be Utah if it’s Halloween costumes.

      • Festus

        Dressed like Baptists?

    • Sean

      Gf dressed up in some Harry Potter stuff and went to work. /shrug

  32. Festus

    Gotta head to bed soon. Bruised my short ribs pretty badly on Friday so here’s to sleeping on my right shoulder side for the next few weeks! Judi is shopping for a walker. Fuck that noise! I can get around just fine with my arms!

  33. Festus

    That Pelosi thing would be really hilarious if someone used Diggy’s old “Not A Naked Intruder” picture as a meme. I mean, it kind of looks like him.

  34. Festus

    I’m not even going to bother with halloween tomorrow. All of your candies belongs to us!

  35. PieInTheSky

    athleanx is getting more full of shit as time passes.

  36. Sean

    Mornin Glibs!

    • straffinrun

      Morning! Boo!

    • Rat on a train

      Happy Candy Day.

  37. Sean

    I guess I need to buy some Powerball tix today. Good luck Glibs!

    • PieInTheSky

      How much is a ticket? Can one buy it from Romania?

    • Rat on a train

      None of the tickets I didn’t buy were winners.

      • Fourscore

        I’m already up a 100 for not buying 50 tickets plus all the tickets I didn’t buy all year

    • rhywun

      “It’s about whether democracy wins or totalitarianism comes to our doors knocking,” said Shamaine Daniels, the Democratic candidate

      Unintentional LOL

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      In fairness Oz is a fraud and he sucks but not as bad as Fetterman and that goes for before he was diagnosally brain damaged.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, it bears repeating the Fester’s condition does not matter, his politics are horrible.

    • PieInTheSky

      this is why masks and boosters are important

    • Rat on a train

      Scientists around the nation and world continue to release findings that show SARS-CoV-2 infections “vaccines” increase risk of other serious conditions such as stroke, nerve damage and some autoimmune diseases.

    • straffinrun

      Certainly, Cheng and the other researchers said, behavioral health challenges associated with the pandemic — job losses, isolation, the unexpected deaths of relatives, or other pressures — also can cause acute or chronic stress leading to cardiac disease.

      “Associated with the pandemic”

      • Rat on a train

        Lockdowns are like inflation and recessions. They just happen. The government is powerless to prevent them.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Sitting around all day drinking, smoking weed, and binge eating can lead to heart issues? Who knew?
      And don’t even get me started on the spike protein.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The Japanese need to kill this woke shit with fire and quick or they’ll end up a province of China.

      • rhywun

        ↑ This ↑

    • Grosspatzer

      ‘Twas a yute who pointed out the Emperor was nekkid.

  38. Gender Traitor

    Good morning, RoaT, Sean, and U! Good afternoon, Pie! And good whatever-the-hell-time-of-day-it-is-in-Japan, straff! Good to see two of our international Glibs during my favorite time of day at the site!

    I expect I’ll miss out on the trick-or-treating early this evening, as I have a late afternoon hair appointment, the results of which will be the extent of my Halloween costume.

    • UnCivilServant

      Morning, GT.

      Am I to infer you belive the stylist will do a frightful job?

      • Gender Traitor

        Well, since RoaT beat me to the obvious joke, I’ll just say that my stylist will do a lovely job, as always, allowing me to disguise myself as a redhead.

        What really is frightening to me is that she’s retiring at the end of this year, and I still don’t know if she’s found anyone else at the salon with room in their schedules to take over me and my “recipe.” 😢

      • UnCivilServant

        What? You and your fellow salon clients paid a service worker enough that she was able to retire? I’m told this is unpossible.

      • Gender Traitor

        “She’s obviously going on disability after spending so many years working on her feet and inhaling all those (undoubtedly toxic) fumes!”/prog

    • Rat on a train

      Bride of Frankenstein?

      • Gender Traitor

        Was JUST about to post a link to a pic of her, doggone it!

  39. Grosspatzer

    Mornin’, reprobates!

    October cannot end soon enough. Off to the dentist to (hopefully) re-cement the crown that fell out while I was “enjoying” my dinner last night. Molar, an incisor would have at least been useful for Halloween.

    • Gender Traitor

      Ugh! Hope the morning gets better as soon as that’s fixed, ‘patzie! You might want to take the caramel apples, taffy, and other particularly crunchy and chewy stuff OUT of your trick-or-treat bag this evening! 😣

      • Grosspatzer

        Well, on the bright side I had to handle a work issue Saturday morning since Israel is closed on Saturdays. I will be compensated in the usual manner.

      • UnCivilServant

        An irritated glance and a grudging thanks?

        Or do they actually pay you?

      • Grosspatzer

        An attaboy. Maybe.

      • hayeksplosives

        “I will be compensated in the usual manner.”

        Kosher-butchered chicken?

      • Gender Traitor

        Hold out for a nice brisket!

      • Grosspatzer

        If I was still working on-premises I might get treated to freshly made hummus and falafel at Twelve Chairs in Soho. Yum. About the only thing I miss about going to the office.

      • UnCivilServant

        It must be hard getting a seat in that restaurant.

        They should get more chairs.

  40. UnCivilServant

    My calendar for this week sucks hard. No one cares whether I am actually available before scheduling a meeting, so they stack up on the same time slots, or one after another after another.

    • hayeksplosives

      No love for Microsoft Scheduling Assistant?

      • UnCivilServant

        No. (Full disclosure, I’ve never heard of this product)

    • Grosspatzer

      Multiple monitors, a meeting on each. The UCS who fell to earth.

      • UnCivilServant

        I could, but I typically go with deciding which meetings I can skip.

    • Gender Traitor

      Pull up multiple WebEx meetings and don’t bother to mute yourself in one meeting while you’re talking in another.

      • UnCivilServant

        Sadly, I have too much pride in being professional, so I can’t do that.