Monday Morning Links

by | Oct 31, 2022 | Daily Links | 456 comments

Back in action tonight!

The World Series has been fantastic so far, although I happened to be there when the Astros lost. But it was one hell of a game. Anyway, Game 3 tonight in Philly. Should be another good one.  Some decent college football this weekend. Buckeyes eased away from Penn State through the entire second half and won handily in a very tough environment.  A couple ranked ACC teams got their pants pulled down. And Jimbo Fisher is doing the exact opposite of earning his money. There wasn’t much good football on Sunday. And there wasn’t any good soccer this weekend as far as I’m, concerned. Liverpool sucks and everybody they should be chasing for trophies are pulling away from them. Oh, and Max won (again) in Mexico in a snoozfest of a Grand Prix.  And that’s it for sports.

Two assholes we should all just ignore.

Wait, you were expecting him to do something different? I’ve never seen someone involved in a war continue to provide goods and services to people who are supplying his enemy with weapons. Expecting Putin to do so means you’er pretty fucking stupid.

Holy shit. I gotta get in on this. I don’t pay nearly enough in taxes, so I better waste some money.

Oh, boo-hoo. The alleged victim’s daughter wanted to thank Rand Paul’s neighbor. And you dipshits encouraged violence for the last several years. Go fuck yourself.

Thank God he was using Apple Maps. Had he been using the google app, he’d have made the correct turn and never been there.

“Dis is some good shit.”

This just gets better and better. I can’t wait to see what happens next. Because the reeeeeing from this announcement was fantastic.

This is absolutely tragic. I still can’t understand how it happened. Such a waste.

Well this sucks. Also, it sounds sketchy.

Relax, it’s a video game. Jesus H. Christ, people will look for anything to bitch about.

Something good from California. Such a good sound. And here’s my favorite. Mainly because my daughters love to sing it with me. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy a lovely Halloween Monday.

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456 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    “The alleged victim’s daughter wanted to thank Rand Paul’s neighbor. ”

    Really? CWAC

    • R.J.

      Lots of people came out of the closet when Rand Paul was attacked and the offensive, violence condoning tweets and articles are still up. Don’t forget when the GOP baseball game was shot up. The left celebrated then too. Fuck them.
      I really hope the (fairly substantial) rumors that Pelosi hired a prostitute that webt nuts are true. Seems almost impossible for any other story to work. Naturally “the narrative “ is being pushed, hard this morning instead of asking questions.

      • Count Potato

        The whole story is suspicious.

        Why didn’t alarms go off when this guy allegedly smashed through a window?

        Then Paul Pelosi apparently had a friendly chat with a hammer-wielding lunatic in his underwear who just broke into his home, before excusing himself to go to the bathroom.

        Who was the third person who opened the door for the cops?

      • Urthona

        I saw the photos of the residence too and there are literally multiple cameras on every corner.

        We may never know though.

      • R.J.

        We can only hope to see some sleazy reenactments on the web.

      • Fatty Bolger

        If the facts fit the story, then we’ll see the video.

        If they don’t, then I doubt we ever will.

  2. Count Potato

    “I still can’t understand how it happened.”

    Me neither, but it’s still sad af.

  3. UnCivilServant

    Had he been using the google app, he’d have made the correct turn and never been there.

    Google sends people to the wrong street when they ask for directions to my house. It isn’t even the same street name.

    • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

      Google sends me down foot bridges, while I am driving my car.

      Fuck that shit, WAZE!

  4. Count Potato

    “According to a report from The Verge, Musk wants to launch a pay-for-play verification system in which verified users are charged $20 per month.

    The kicker is that engineers have until November 7 to launch the scheme or face being fired. Employees were only told of the project on October 30.”

    How long could it take?

    • Count Potato

      “Less active users mean less eyeballs for advertisers. During the court battle to acquire Twitter, Musk himself claimed that fewer than 16 million users are able to see the vast majority of ads.”

      I’ve never seen an ad on Twitter.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’ve gotten very good from isolating myself from ads.

      • rhywun

        Me neither.

      • Pat

        Keep in mind most normies are using the app on their phone, not a browser with ad blocking.

      • rhywun

        I can’t even with that. Browsing any of the web on a phone is unbelievably painful.

      • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

        This. I sometimes go to specific sites, like this one, when eating out, but that is it for browsing.

      • hayeksplosives

        Reader View in Safari can help a lot.

      • Pat

        I have some thoughts on that, which you will soon be hearing about.

      • R.J.

        I use my ragged iPhone to browse, read, and write articles on. Using it for commenting now. I estimate 90% of what I do here is done on the phone. Constant movement makes it difficult to sit in front of a PC and write.

      • Swiss Servator

        Indeed, starting tonight…thank you , Pat!

      • Pat

        Don’t thank me yet. I may drive away enough subscribers to put this place in the red. But really, thank *you* for hosting my ramblings.

      • DrOtto

        Does DNC sponsored content count as an ad?

      • Michael Malaise

        I’ve seen plenty of Fetterman ads disguised as trending topics.

    • UnCivilServant

      Does Twitter have a billing schema for end users?

      If they did, I would not find the $20 checkmark to be excessive. But if they don’t currently have a system in place for handling payment processing (even if it’s hooked into a thrid party payment processor) a week is not enough time to implement one. You’re asking for it to be buggy and insecure.

      Sounds like he’s set them up to fail and intends to fire them regardless.

      • Pat

        Firing them for being insufferable cunts would probably be illegal. Firing them for failing to meet a deadline is firing with cause. Strictly legal, doncha know.

      • UnCivilServant

        Right, most of them are in Commiefornia. Definately need to come up with an acceptable cause in the toxic business environment there.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, 4 working days? LOL it’s ridiculous.

      • R.J.

        I am thinking that the pay for play is already developed and was just not implemented by the previous management.

      • The Last American Hero

        Oh cmon. You get the morning scrum going, order some pizzas, and focus on the deliverables during the sprint. This is why the techies get paid 8x the average American wage.

    • Count Potato

      “Pelosi was previously sentenced to five days in jail in August after he crashed his Porsche while drunk this year, but there’s no suggestion that he’s gay or an alcoholic.”

      Who doesn’t crash their car while drunk and wrestle guys in their underwear?

      • SDF-7

        THIS….IS….SPARTA!

      • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

        Wait, Corey Booker was there?

      • UnCivilServant

        there’s no suggestion that he’s gay or an alcoholic

        Doesn’t he live in San Fransisco? Isn’t his wife Nancy? I’m fairly certain he’s both gay and an alcoholic.

      • Chafed

        Young Nancy was pretty. But I assume she was still insufferable. Alcoholism confirmed.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I saw some wild claim this weekend that said there was a young man in the car with Paul Pelosi when he was nabbed for the DUI, but it was hushed up.

      • R C Dean

        Why not? They let him detox for, what, six hours, maybe four, before they tested him, and he walked on a DUI with injury case. There were definitely shenanigans, so what’s a little (additional) coverup?

  5. UnCivilServant

    Relax, it’s a video game

    Makes me think about playing Postal again.

    • Pat

      They did an updated version of Carmageddon in 2016, wherein you can mow down Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump sprites. Still doesn’t quite capture the magic of the original, but good for a larf.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’d love to see a full latest gen car combat game with pedestrians and buildings that can at least show some damage.

    • robodruid

      Kinda odd.
      But I thought vast majority of people played it to shoot other gamers.

      • UnCivilServant

        Modern Warfare? Yeah, that’s one of those endless churn franchises mostly bought for multiplayer. Not my bag, I play computer games to get away from other people.

    • straffinrun

      *Hal comes on Siri*

      You’ve killed a disproportionate number of POCs. Gaming privileges suspended.

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, if you have Siri, you’re on an apple product, so you weren’t gaming there anyway.

  6. straffinrun

    How does one “happen to be” at a World Series game? We’re you in your underwear?

    • SDF-7

      You’re just hoping your next leap will be the leap home.

      • UnCivilServant

        How did that show end? Did he ever make it home?

      • SDF-7

        Nope — met maybe-kinda-sorta-God in a bar that probably doesn’t exist, basically got given the choice to go home or continue doing good across the timeline (I think after fixing Al’s personal timeline so he never got divorced from his first wife and/or never was a ‘Nam POW [been a while]). So he kept going, but the changes to Al’s timelilne meant they couldn’t follow him with the project anymore or somesuch.

      • UnCivilServant

        For some reason, that’s kinda depressing.

      • SDF-7

        Better than sending all the ships into the Sun and mating with a bunch of early cro magnons and losing all your culture and science, I suppose.

      • UnCivilServant

        It seems to me that scifi showrunners have a difficult time wrapping up their serieses in a satisfying manner.

      • robodruid

        Willingly giving up all of your tech…

        The first two seasons of that show were great, the rest, not so much.

      • AlexinCT

        Isn’t the green movement the same thing as that? They want the serfs to willingly give up tech…

      • juris imprudent

        Well, in that scifi world everyone gave up their tech, not just the serfs – that’s how you know it was a fantasy show.

      • Michael Malaise

        I watched about 5 minutes of the remake. He has a whole team in some lab-like location and the sidekick can go from him to them (I couldn’t tell where they were)

        Lead is Korean? Sidekick is white female, team is white guy, black woman, Asian woman, over-the-top gay guy.

        They all seemed like competent actors but there is some box-checking going on there.

        The funny part is that the gay guy would make a better Al than the bland white chick.

  7. rhywun

    “The Republican Party’s response is to either ignore it or belittle it,” said Rep. Ilhan Omar, D-Minn.

    That’s right, keep pretending it wasn’t a hookup or drug deal gone bad. Pay no attention to the security cameras all around the house or the 911 call or any of the other evidence, you fucking tools.

  8. straffinrun

    the video game’s single-player story that has you committing what would be considered war crimes

    If you ate ghosts like Pac-Man, you would have what would be considered a tummy ache.

    • SDF-7

      I could go for some soul food later today….

      • juris imprudent

        As long as you aren’t eating Chinese souls…

    • Nephilium

      Don’t let those people ever play Spec Ops: The Line.

      • UnCivilServant

        These people are Games Journalists, they don’t play video games, and certainly not long enough to reach the white phosphorus scene.

  9. Rebel Scum

    Zelensky: Russia is “deliberately working to ensure starvation” with suspension from grain deal

    Maybe it is long past time to come to the negotiating table.

    • Pat

      But unlike the last time the Ruskies starved out the Ukes, the NYT will probably report it now, so that’s something I guess.

      • rhywun

        *snark*

      • Rat on a train

        But will it be Pulitzer worthy this time?

      • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

        BOOOSH!

    • straffinrun

      This “Zelenski will fight to the last Urkranian” is BS. He’ll fight to the second to last Ukrainian.

    • Ted S.

      To be fair, they negotiated that grain deal.

      Of course, the people here generally mean surrender table, not negotiating table.

      • MikeS

        How about the whateverthefuck you want to call table as long as it ends and we don’t get dragged into a shooting/bombing war?

      • Rebel Scum

        ^

  10. Rebel Scum

    Democrats criticize GOP after attack on Pelosi’s husband: ‘Many people have stayed silent’
    “The Republican Party’s response is to either ignore it or belittle it,” said Rep. Ilhan Omar, D-Minn.

    Curious how a deranged, drug-addict, hemp-jewely making, hippie leftist is the fault of the GOP. Never mind endless arguably violent (based on their own standards) rhetoric from the left.

    • straffinrun

      Next it’ll be “Maga left the rabbit boiling on my stove!”

    • rhywun

      This is fun – I read that those mega MAGA racisty blogs they pinned on him – you know, the entire rationale for the left’s freakout – were fake. Someone 4channed the URL’s and there was zero activity previous to the day after the event.

      • straffinrun

        That’s funny. Hype and I were saying on the zoom that even they wouldn’t go so far as to fake that shit. How am I still not skeptical enough?

      • rhywun

        Are you kidding? They faked a Russia collusion in an attempt to take down a president.

        There is no length they won’t go to.

      • straffinrun

        My problem is I trust the media too much. I did not think that was possible given my current trust level.

      • AlexinCT

        Too many people seem unable to accept that there is no media anymore. The legacy media is nothing but gaslighters doing the dirty work of a corrupt weaponized government bureaucracy and the political party that has decided to side with them in hopes of getting and retaining power.

        Whenever you see one of these stories accusing MAGA people of something violent or corrupt, assume you are going to see the story go away in 48 hrs because the facts will be exactly the opposite. Same for stories about team blue and the deep state not being corrupt turning out to be exactly tat after 48 hrs or so.

    • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

      “Some person, did some thing…”

  11. Rebel Scum

    Billionaire Elon Musk ‘plans to fire 25%’ of Twitter staff in the first round of layoffs at the social media giant: Comes amid plans to introduce $20 subscription feature for blue tick

    Gotta be solvent after going private.

    • Chafed

      That’s what I was thinking. Now the company needs to be cash flow positive.

    • Michael Malaise

      He still didn’t buy Twitter really for Twitter.

  12. CatchTheCarp

    Over the years I’ve come to appreciate the music of the Beach Boy’s. Back when I was a young’un they fell into the “definitely not cool” category. One of my favorite BB songs is not from their 60’s hey days but from the 70’s – Sail On, Sailor.

    https://youtu.be/Zx6dgEgbMNU

    • Pat

      I never had a problem with the Beach Boys until all of the hipsters latched onto Pet Sounds. Now I feel obligated to hate them just to be contrarian.

      • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

        This. And all of the faux BB sounds that started hitting around 10 years ago, like Best Coast, shit like that.

      • Pat

        Heh, Best Coast opened for the Pixies when I saw them in 2014. Real Estate was doing the same type of thing back then, IIRC.

        Critics drew a lot of comparisons between Merriweather Post Pavilion and Pet Sounds. I can see some influence, I guess, but not the extent it was hyped. Or maybe I’m in denial so I can maintain my affection for Animal Collective.

    • MikeS

      You lit The Hyperbole signal.

  13. Rebel Scum

    A mass of mostly young people celebrating Halloween in Seoul became trapped and crushed as the crowd surged into a narrow alley, killing at least 151 people and injuring 82 others in South Korea’s worst disaster in years.

    Emergency workers and pedestrians desperately performed CPR on people lying in the streets after the crush in the capital’s leisure district of Itaewon on Saturday night.

    This strikes at the Seoul* of the nation.

    *I know, I know. I’m going to hell.

    • R.J.

      Go through that door over there. Gilbert Gottfried is waiting to welcome you personally.

    • Pope Jimbo

      People are going to throw ROKs at you for such bad thoughts

    • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

      Well, everyone can kim chee the carnege.

    • AlexinCT

      Assume the story is far, far worse & seedier than anything you can imagine, whenever you see the media desperately try to pin the shit on the other side immediately like this. Damage control and gaslighting is the name of the game for these people.

    • robodruid

      Those camera angles……
      Lady needs to start doing weight lifting.

    • The Gunslinger

      Nope. Nymph things.

  14. straffinrun

    Even MAGA people are coming out saying “political violence is never justified!”

    That’s seems a little hasty and not true at all.

    • UnCivilServant

      There are times when it is not only justified, but necessary.

      • SDF-7

        +1 Patrick Henry

    • Pope Jimbo

      I’m sure the GOP will all come out with support for Paul Pelosi as soon as Scalise let’s them finish their softball practice.

  15. SDF-7

    Daily Duotrigordle #243
    Guesses: 34/37
    Time: 05:54.82
    https://duotrigordle.com/

    Daily Quordle 280
    9️⃣5️⃣
    3️⃣6️⃣
    quordle.com

    • Sean

      Daily Quordle 280
      8️⃣7️⃣
      4️⃣5️⃣
      quordle.com

      Monday meh.

    • Pat

      Daily Quordle 280
      9️⃣6️⃣
      8️⃣4️⃣

      I’m just going to check myself into a inpatient facility for the mentally disabled…

    • Grosspatzer

      Daily Quordle 280
      3️⃣5️⃣
      4️⃣6️⃣
      quordle.com

      • robc

        I am not even going to discuss chessle today.

    • Grumbletarian

      Daily Quordle 280
      4️⃣5️⃣
      3️⃣6️⃣

    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 280
      6️⃣7️⃣
      4️⃣9️⃣

      Shitty.

    • robc

      Daily Quordle 280
      6️⃣4️⃣
      3️⃣7️⃣
      quordle.com

      Good score, but got delayed one turn becuase UL isn’t a word.

      • whiz

        *small spoiler alert*

        Let’s see, add an “r” to an verb, and you get a noun (something that does that action). Looks legit to me.

        /pedant

      • kinnath

        I googled it. There is a niche application where that noun is valid. So, the dictionary is correct. Quordle is just being asshole for including that in the word pool.

    • kinnath

      Daily Quordle 280
      8️⃣4️⃣
      5️⃣6️⃣

    • whiz

      Daily Quordle 280
      3️⃣5️⃣
      4️⃣6️⃣
      quordle.com

  16. Rebel Scum

    I, for one, am shocked.

    Wachtell & Twitter board deliberately hid this evidence from the court. Stay tuned, more to come …

    • AlexinCT

      At this point this shit is criminal.

  17. Rebel Scum

    Ain’t no republic like a banana republic.

    On Thursday, Gregg Phillips and Catherine Engelbrecht of the election integrity organization True The Vote were held in contempt of court because they have refused to divulge a confidential source in a civil case brought by the election software company Konnech in a federal court in Houston.

    They are scheduled to be jailed this Monday morning without bond.

    The judge in the case, Kenneth Hoyt of the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of Texas, has gone to extraordinary lengths to protect Konnech from legitimate scrutiny. First, Judge Hoyt granted Konnech’s request for a temporary restraining order against Engelbrecht and Phillips — which prohibits them from accessing, or attempting to access, Konnech’s computers or disclosing any of the company’s data. Then Hoyt demanded that True The Vote disclose the name of the person who helped them access Konnech’s data in the first place.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      Say it with me one more time, there is no such thing as a secure electronic voting system.

      • AlexinCT

        The US has an election system that is by design unable to verify that the voter has the right to vote, is alive, and only votes once while also remaining impossible to audit after the fact for a reason. Guess what that reason would be in a world where the powerful want the serfs to think they have a say in things, but the system is run by those that count the numbers up after the fact…

      • juris imprudent

        And it’s been that way for a long, long time.

      • AlexinCT

        Incumbents benefitted from it in both teams…

  18. Count Potato

    “The man accused of attacking House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s husband was carrying zip ties with him when he broke into the couple’s San Francisco home – and was calling out ‘Where’s Nancy?’, echoing scenes from the January 6 Capitol riot.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11370859/Pelosi-attacker-carried-zip-ties-Jan-6-echo.html

    The Jan 6 person didn’t bring zip ties. He picked them up after the Capitol Police dropped them.

    Also, this guy was carrying zip ties and a hammer, but was only wearing underwear? That seems rather oddly prepared.

      • Count Potato

        I don’t do YT on this machine.

      • Count Potato

        I could understand zip ties if it were a bondage thing, but the hammer?

      • WTF

        Well, the first version of the story was that Pelosi is the one who had gotten the hammer, and the loony got it away from him in a struggle.

      • Count Potato

        Why would Pelosi go get a hammer? Wouldn’t he just call the cops?

      • EvilSheldon

        Hell no. Anyone who uses zip ties in a consensual BDSM scene should be dropped into an active volcano.

      • Count Potato

        Because?

      • juris imprudent

        Because not releasable in a safe, efficient way.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Like putting live ammo in or anywhere near a prop gun…

      • Count Potato

        “Because not releasable in a safe, efficient way.”

        Neither is rope, duct tape, etc. But they are easily cut. Handcuffs aren’t, if the key is lost.

      • juris imprudent

        I can summarize for you: “pretty good weekend in Vegas with this”.

      • rhywun

        And he didn’t “break in” – he was let in.

      • AlexinCT

        That party Pelosi had planned quickly turned bad when the guy told him they were gonna hammer nails through each others sacks?

    • Urthona

      They’re saying now he wasn’t actually in his underwear.

      I haven’t seen photographic evidence to confirm or deny and we may never.

      • juris imprudent

        Oh we’ll find out eventually, after the election.

      • Urthona

        In my mind’s eye, he looks a lot like Hunter Biden.

      • WTF

        UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

      • Urthona

        It’s probably just because Hunter Biden is the public figure I’ve seen in his underwear most.

      • MikeS

        Not Tom Cruise?

      • Pope Jimbo

        The only chance we will see that is if The Squad leaks footage when they depose Nancy from her leadership positions.

      • rhywun

        The silencing operation on this whole affair is going to be epic.

    • R.J.

      So…..
      In Seattle you can do drugs in the streets, smash storefronts for the hell of it – but no work for you if you want to wear revealing clothing?

      • UnCivilServant

        Of course. It’s objectifying. Better you be one of the homeless street people than employed and ogled.

      • Count Potato

        Well, now you can follow your dreams!

      • R.J.

        Me in skimpy clothing is nobody’s dream.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        Rule 34

      • Rebel Scum

        Revealing? It covers all the good shit.

        In seriousness I don’t see how it’s different than when one wears a swimsuit.

      • R.J.

        Many, many restaurants in Dallas have that theme. Seattle proves it is nuts, again.

    • Grumbletarian

      Thanks for keeping us abreast of the story.

      • Aloysious

        (●ˇ∀ˇ●)

  19. Rebel Scum

    “You can’t condemn the violence unless you condemn those people who continue to argue the election was not real, that it’s being stolen, that all the malarkey that’s being put out there to undermine democracy,” he said.

    Curious given that Democrats object to every election they lose, even going to far as to objecting the vote in every state they lose in presidential elections regardless of the margin and the the fact that Her Shrillness recently claimed that the GOP is going to steal the election in ’24.

    “It affects people’s mentality. It affects how people think, particularly people who are not, maybe, as stable as other people,” Biden said.

    Notably the average leftist is not stable.

  20. Rebel Scum

    We don’t call him meathead for nothing.

    Donald Trump has been spreading The Big Lie for 2 years. The violent assault on Paul Pelosi and the attempt to murder Speaker Pelosi is directly related to that Lie. Donald Trump is 100% responsible for this and Jan.6. He must be indicted and never be allowed to hold office.

    So much stupidity and/or dishonesty in such few characters.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      Don’t mind him. He’s just working himself up to justify the inevitable crackdown on people not associated with the Democrat’s depravity in any way whatsoever.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Insert pics of GWB’s head on a stake in a popular tv series and a D list comedienne holding Trump’s severed head.

      • MikeS

        Which for a moment elevated her to C list.

        What was the W example? I don’t recall.

    • The Other Kevin

      You either agree with everything I say, or you’re a dangerous criminal who must be stopped at any cost.

  21. Pat

    How Did The Ukrainian Flag Enter The Pantheon Of Leftist Virtue Symbols?

    Enjoying a walk with my wife on a comfortable fall day in the Pittsburgh suburbs, I noticed the village activist’s house in the wealthy neighborhood where we happened to find ourselves. Sitting among a sea of homes with Democratic yard signs, this house aimed a level or two higher. A rainbow was painted on the red-brick exterior. Every important Democratic candidate, from U.S. Senate to state senate, featured prominently. Black Lives Matter had its space, as did the blue-yellow equal sign. Other signs cited pollination-related reasons for the unkempt lawn. The home’s inhabitants believe in science and other things. And — drumroll — there was a Ukrainian flag. One of these isn’t like the others.

    This isn’t an anomaly. A casual glance at social media sites will reveal an endless number of Ukrainian flags positioned next to rainbow flags and pronoun badges. As someone who has devoted much of his life to the study of Central and Eastern Europe, I find this all a bit odd. Why does the Ukrainian flag suddenly occupy a place among the fashionable leftist symbols of the moment?

    The simple answer is the self-righteousness of our societal elites. For a variety of reasons, sporting a Ukrainian flag offers a reliable mode of virtue-signaling for even those who until recently knew little about the country.

    • rhywun

      Simple. The hive mind decided that it should be so. It doesn’t have to make sense or anything.

      • AlexinCT

        It does make sense if you understand that the Donbass region has the largest Lithium deposits currently known on the planet and that the green energy crime syndicate and the Russian oil oligarchs have been battling over owning that since the discovery in 2012. In addition to the fact that Ukraine was one heck of a place to launder dirty money both sides involved in this conflict were using and whomever ran the country was the one benefitting from it (and Putin’s oligarchs wanted it back). The NATO shit is all distraction to the fact that team blue has us in a war to profit themselves and their global green crime syndicate against the Russian’s side criminal elements..

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        While not disagreeing that the money is of significance here, sometimes the reality is far more pathetic and mundane.

        I was talking to a Navy guy who had met Wesley Clark at a gathering in the 00’s. He asked him why we had gotten involved in the Balkans.

        Clark’s response was “NATO needed to justify its continued relevance.”

        I’m certain that a large part of State’s pushing for the Ukraine debacle has to do with their dreams of a post-nation society where everybody reports back to the USA and it’s “rules-based order.”

      • juris imprudent

        NATO needed to justify its continued relevance.

        And by NATO mean US DoD.

      • AlexinCT

        These days the US DoD is also part of the green energy cabal. What sane military leadership would have started degrading their capability by adopting useless green energy shit?

      • dbleagle

        Just read the public version of the new National Security Strategy. biden’s campaign promises, DEI, green shit, and LBGTQXYZ+++ throughout. Modernizing forces and rationalizing what we should defend gets few mentions.

      • juris imprudent

        rationalizing what we should defend

        That’s pretty standard for NSSes. Which makes sense since we’re not so much into defending as we are dominating.

  22. juris imprudent

    What could possibly go wrong (paying particular attention to the first picture in the article)?

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      “tactical microgrids”

      Literal LOL

      • Rat on a train

        We ran extension cords to a 5kW generator. Does that count?

      • juris imprudent

        [Sam Kinison mode] You tested it in a fucking desert, OF COURSE THERE’S SUNSHINE. How’s that gonna work in a jungle, in the pouring rain, or in a sub-arctic forest? [/SKm]

      • Homple

        Not much use at night either.

      • Rat on a train

        walls of batteries, man

        We did go through a lot of batteries for the radios, crypto and intercept equipment.

      • juris imprudent

        Yeah, soldiers love carrying more batteries than bullets. /s

      • AlexinCT

        You will need a gas powered vehicle to carry the weight of these batteries..

      • juris imprudent

        I think batteries are replacing turtles in the new cosmology.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Sounds like a) lots of buzzwords to cover this is mostly/all for installations, b) setting up installations so they’re not dependent on the local grid, c) able to centrally control all installation power usage (fuck you PVT, no AC for you. Yes sir installation commander, your wine cellar is perfectly chilled), and d) great to have unlimited DOD budget to piss around on whatever, particularly on the current civilian leaderships pet green BS.

    • Rat on a train

      So they want to go all-electric for non-tactical vehicles. Meh. Start by swapping staff cars with golf carts.

    • Rebel Scum

      According to the strategy’s implementation plan, released Oct. 5, $5.2 billion of that will go to the installation line of effort, wherein the service wants to field fully electric non-tactical vehicles and reduce greenhouse gasses. The Army also wants to operationalize 55 microgrids on its installations (20 microgrids by fiscal 2024, 15 more by FY26 and then 20 more in FY27) with a total cost of $1.6 billion. (The training portion is expected to cost far less.)

      This is several levels of retarded.

  23. Drake

    PM for a few weeks Liz Truss is not the brightest bulb on the tree. She decided to pull a Hillary and do some business on her iPhone. Brought it with her to Russia where of course it was hacked.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Geezus. Our company’s policy is not to take any electronic devices other than one time use to certain countries, including Russia. Are the Brit security services that incompetent?

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      The rumor is that she sent a text to Blinken right after the Nordstream bombing that read “It’s done.”

    • Pat

      And to think, only last academic year masks were required.

    • Rebel Scum

      Clown. World.

    • Michael Malaise

      But what if my costume is panic-stricken virus-fearing wine mom?

  24. Pat

    Paul Pelosi and the violence we care about

    It was the mention of zip ties that got me thinking. Apparently the man who allegedly broke into the San Francisco home of Nancy and Paul Pelosi on Friday was carrying zip ties. A possibly crazed individual approaching the home of a powerful politician with plastic fasteners that can be used to bind a person’s hands – it was both a nightmarish prospect and a familiar one, too. Wasn’t another public figure in the US recently targeted by someone who had zip ties? And a gun, a knife, pepper spray and a crowbar? Yes. It was Brett Kavanaugh. But many don’t remember that. Because thanks to the media, certain acts of political hate get less traction than others.

    People are rightly horrified by what happened to Paul Pelosi on Friday. David DePape allegedly broke into the Pelosi home and yelled ‘Where is Nancy?’. She wasn’t there. DePape then allegedly attacked Mr Pelosi, who is 82, with a hammer. Pelosi suffered a skull fracture and is still in hospital, though he is expected to make a full recovery. This was a horrific assault on an elderly person, as well as seeming to have been motivated by a deep political animus. Sadly, it was not a one-off. There was a creepily similar incident at the home of Supreme Court justice Brett Kavanaugh in Maryland in June.

    A 26-year-old man from California travelled to Maryland allegedly with the intention of murdering Kavanaugh. That’s what he is charged with – attempted murder. He was armed with a tactical knife, a Glock 17 pistol, zip ties and other murderous paraphernalia. The difference between Kavanaugh’s alleged tormentor and the man who allegedly broke into the Pelosi home is that the former failed to gain entry. He spied two US marshals close to Kavanaugh’s home and called off his deadly mission. Kavanaugh was luckier than Paul Pelosi.

    It is unquestionable that the assault on the Pelosi home has caused more waves and fury among the media elites than the mercifully thwarted attempted assassination of Kavanaugh did. The Kavanaugh incident swiftly faded from public consciousness. One observer wrote of the media’s ‘eerie silence’ on Kavanaugh. It was pointed out that the ‘attempted assassination of Brett Kavanaugh’ was being downplayed by the New York Times the very day after it happened. On the NYT’s homepage, the Kavanaugh story was 16th in order of importance, behind stories about the new Jurassic Park movie and Kelly Clarkson’s singing skills. In that day’s paper, it was on page 20. Nate Silver said it was ‘crazy’ that the targeting of Kavanaugh was not ‘treated as a bigger story’. ‘There’s often more bias in which stories are deemed to be salient than how they’re written about it’, he said.

    That is well said. Media bias is apparent not only in the information and takes that the media publish but also in what the media decree to be important in the first place. And it would appear that the targeting of a right-wing, pro-life justice is less important – a lot less important – than the targeting of the home of a Democratic, pro-choice politician.

    Several stolen bases there, but the media hypocrisy is, of course, tiresomely obvious.

    • UnCivilServant

      I don’t care about Paul’s lover’s spat. I barely cared about his DUI insofar as he was endangering members of the public.

    • Rebel Scum

      People are rightly horrified by what happened to Paul Pelosi on Friday.

      I’m not.

      • AlexinCT

        Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!

    • straffinrun

      My name is David and I’ll be your server tonight. Can I start you off with a tossed salad?

  25. Rebel Scum

    Ye shan’t apologize for telling the truth.

    Kanye West went on a bizarre rant on Friday night in front of gathered paparazzi in which he apologized for falsely claiming George Floyd died from the narcotic drug fentanyl rather than the reality which saw a Minneapolis police officer suffocating him by placing a knee on his neck for nine minutes.

    West, who now goes by Ye, engaged with photographers for a lengthy conversation in which he also said he did not realize he was being anti-Semitic in earlier comments.

    Two different coroners reports established that Fentanyl Floyd died of fentanyl.

    • UnCivilServant

      I have a policy of not appologising to anyone who simply seeks another weapon with which to attack me.

      Appologies are for when A: I’ve done something wrong, and B: the other party is likely to accept an appology in the spirit in which it is given.

      Though I thankfully have no dealings with the press, their attitude towards an appology is like sharks smelling blood at a feeding frenzy.

      • Homple

        “It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.”
        …P.G. Wodehouse, “The Man Upstairs and Other Stories”

  26. Pat

    I can’t seem to get a straight answer from a search engine, and everyone in my life who might have known is dead, so I would like to ask you all two questions:

    What’s the best oil to use for seasoning cast iron?

    And

    How bad will oatmeal stick to a stainless saucepan?

    I’m replacing my largest non-stick skillet with cast iron, and my non-stick 1 quart saucepan that I use to cook my morning oatmeal has been overdue for replacement for about a decade, and I’m trying to decide if I should get another chemically coated model or go for stainless.

    • UnCivilServant

      I used peanut oil to season mine. Not sure if it was the best, I just had it and it had a higher smoke point so the high baking temp wouldn’t set off the alarms. It seems to have worked.

    • juris imprudent

      Season with flax oil – has highest smoke point.

      After serving the oatmeal, fill the pan with HOT water. You won’t have anything stick then.

      • UnCivilServant

        Flax oil has a very low smoke point. Shockingly low.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Flax oil, which isn’t always easy to get or fresh, would be #1. You want a high heat oil. Or from one of the sources, https://www.lodgecastiron.com/cleaning-and-care/cast-iron/oils-cast-iron-cooking-and-seasoning

      Used to make oatmeal & other hot cereals in a stainless pot and still make rice in it, no real issues with sticking unless you cook the crap out of it or leave it out overnight. Still, just soak in water for a little bit and it comes right off.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I’ve got it backwards, low heat oil for seasoning. Link has it the right way.

      • Pat

        I’ve heard it both ways, hence my confusion. Thank you all for the advice. I’d probably have to order flaxseed oil or drive an hour and a half to get some. Some folks also seem to swear by avocado oil, while others said it should never be used.

      • Tundra

        I’ve used that, refined coconut oil and ghee.

        I think people overthink cast iron.

      • Sean

        I think people overthink cast iron.

        Yes.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Ditto.

        Smoothed the inside with a sander, seasoned it, and it’s been great ever since. No issues washing with soap and water once polymerized. I do dry it on the stove and a very light layer of oil on the surface.

      • Pat

        I think people overthink cast iron.

        That would be me. This will be my first one. I know it’s hard to irrevocably fuck them up, but I don’t want to make a hassle for myself either. Appreciate the tips and the link below as well.

    • pistoffnick

      What’s the best oil to use for seasoning cast iron?

      peanut oil

      My great-great grandma seasoned her cast iron (now mine) with bear fat. Those are a little more difficult to procure than peanut oil.

      • juris imprudent

        bear fat

        Several Glibs chuckle nervously.

    • Count Potato

      “How bad will oatmeal stick to a stainless saucepan?”

      It won’t if you know what you are doing. Obviously, you need to stir it while it’s cooking. Then when it’s done, put a lid on it, remove it from heat, then let it sit a few minutes. That will steam away any oatmeal stuck to the pan.

      • Pat

        Thanks. Being a lazy bastard, I just make 1-minute quick oats, so they don’t usually spend long in the pan anyway. Stainless should probably work then.

      • Fourscore

        Quick oats, 2 minutes in the microwave in the bowl, milk, honey, eat, rinse.

    • R.J.

      All the Lodge cast iron which you buy pre-seasoned is seasoned with soy oil. This is fine, especially if you are a vegetarian. It provides a fairly good layer. My Lodge I have has since the 70s was seasoned with lard originally. To my eyes, the lard seasoned pan has held up better. You could use vegetable shortening too.

      • R.J.

        Drying it after washing is the big takeaway. Rust happens when you wash it and put it away without heating. Even if it looks dry, there is some moisture in there waiting to eat the skillet into rust. Heat it dry on the stove!

      • AlexinCT

        Call me crazy for asking, but wouldn’t heating cause a more rapid oxidation process?

    • R C Dean

      Grapeseed oil. One of the cast iron makers recommends it. I think it polymerizes better? And has a high smoke point, which is what you want. I started using it, and it works a treat. Best seasoning I’ve ever had on our cast iron, which gets a workout.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      I used cast iron for many years before switching to stainless steel. I don’t think the type of oil matters. The patina will develop naturally from cooking or from artificial seasoning. It takes time to develop.

    • R C Dean

      Because I’ve recently gone through an obsessive phase on seasoning cast iron:

      How you clean it is critical to maintaining the seasoning. We’ve gone with chain mail scrubbers, which are easy on the surface but get the gunk off well. No soap (of course). The finer the chain mail links, the better. My favorite has a silicone insert so it looks like an armored sponge.

      I put a thin layer of grapeseed oil on it (not much more than a few drops) almost every time after I clean it. Periodically I reheat it until I can smell the oil, and I use a paper towel to wipe out any excess and get an even layer. I tried avocado oil, vegetable oil, and bacon fat, and I thought the grapeseed oil worked the best.

      • Pat

        Good to know. I’m bookmarking this thread for reference later.

      • Michael Malaise

        SEED OILS!!?!?!?!?!!

        Just kidding.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Cleaning is definitely critical.

        Also, I think you’re the one who recommended the Work Sharp Knife & Tool Sharpener? Thanks for the suggestion. I ended up buying the Ken Onion edition a couple weeks ago for the 15 degree angle. A bit of a learning curve but works really well.

      • R C Dean

        Yup. That’s the one I have. The first time I’ve ever gotten knives too sharp. You can tell when I’ve been sharpening knives because my left forearm is partially shaved.

    • Gustave Lytton

      If you’ve got a gas stove, carbon steel is a happy median between cast iron and nonstick skillets.

      • Pat

        Currently on old-school electric coils, but I’m going to be moving soon anyway.

    • KSuellington

      Use a high smoke point oil to season cast iron, it doesn’t matter all that much. I have used coconut oil and avocado oil as that is what I use for high smoke point cooking. If you got peanut or flax or something else, use that.

      I cook oatmeal 5 days a week for the kids in a stainless steel saucepan. Use one with a heavy bottom and you won’t have nearly the sticking issues (and of course stir a lot).

    • Michael Malaise

      Search engines have been rendered useless.

      • Pat

        It’s definitely harder to get good results nowadays, even with operators and quotation marks. Even for completely non-political topics. Take me back to Altavista…

    • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

      10w30. And you get it from the same place that cast iron goes – the dump.

      • juris imprudent

        Zwak throws down the gauntlet at the feet of The Hyperbole.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Stop picking on Paul Pelosi. He’s under a lot of stress.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Lula won?

    The planet is saved

  29. The Other Kevin

    Charging for Twitter services is a genius move. If Facebook had done that, they could have made a shit ton of money without treating their customers’ data as a commodity.

    • Mojeaux

      They would have still treated the data as a commodity. TWO income sources.

      In any case, charging for Twitter has been called for for years, to have a verification of sorts. I would have paid for Twitter back then.

  30. Rebel Scum

    The powers that be have ensured this.

    Two years of sustained disinformation campaigns and conspiracy theories about the 2020 election are causing disruptions and instability as early voting for the midterm election continues in most states.

    In Arizona, people who believe the lies of former President Donald Trump and his allies that the 2020 presidential election was stolen are filming and harassing voters, looking for supposed “mules” stuffing ballot boxes. Some of the self-appointed election watchers there have been armed. …

    Meanwhile, election-denying candidates are vying for secretary of state, county clerk and other positions of election administrative leadership in multiple states. If they win, they could use false fraud allegations to overturn future election results.

    Election officials and experts are increasingly concerned that lies and falsehoods have left the U.S. election system vulnerable to disruptions and a crisis of confidence. But they also emphasize that voters have the power to see through the curtain of misinformation and ensure American democracy survives.

    Maybe try having some semblance of election security and this wouldn’t be a problem.

    • juris imprudent

      Ah disruption of the election – there’s your new narrative explaining why Democrats lost.

  31. UnCivilServant

    *grumble*

    Why send an email asking for the status of something if you’re just going to walk over to my desk the instant you hit send and ask about the same damn thing? I haven’t even had time to look into it yet.

    • Rat on a train

      I had a high-priority, short-suspense task on a previous project. It took longer than estimated because management kept interrupting asking for status reports.

    • Tres Cool

      Reminds me of when my Mom would send me some stupid email (forwarded by one of her friends). She’d call and say “have you seen the email I sent you?” *

      this was in the AOL/dial-up days

      • Fourscore

        That was me, Tres, and I’m not your Mom!

    • The Other Kevin

      My wife does those. She also does Spartan races. I can confirm, almost everyone on the course will help each other over obstacles. It’s basically treated as a big team event.

      She’s been trying to get me to do a race. They have an adaptive version, where you go with an able bodied partner who helps you on the obstacles, and helps you get from one obstacle to the next.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Do you get a riding crop to whip the person helping you? So they go faster?

      • The Other Kevin

        Can’t find it on YouTube, but that reminds me of the Benny Hill granny riding race.

  32. Mojeaux

    Whoever implied Mormons don’t do Halloween is wrong. We do Halloween; we just don’t allow masks and candles inside the building because of insurance reasons.

    • Pat

      My church didn’t really have much to say about it. The pastor basically told people, as long as you’re not actually trying to conjure the dead the Bible is silent about it, do whatever you want. But when my step-brother was going through his high school theologian phase he insisted we call it “harvest” and put out stupid non-scary hayseed decorations, which my dad went along with to appease him. That lasted until I was too old for Halloween anymore.

      • Mojeaux

        I found out something interesting during my research for Cods & Cuntes. The Catholic church at that time (~1420) was of the opinion that thinking about witchcraft or sorcery was merely a waste of time because IF it existed, it was few and far between, but most likely there was some normal explanation for what people saw as suspicious activity. The Middle Ages were quite enlightened, in fact. Or at least, they weren’t ignorant idiots.

      • juris imprudent

        Yeah, it’s quite an irony that the Renaissance was coincident with an increase in fear of witchcraft.

      • UnCivilServant

        You needed to science out those witches! They’re tricksy folk.

      • Pat

        Indeed, there’s been a bit of revised thinking by anthropologists, historians, and theologians about that period in light of new evidence. Some of which may be revisionism, of course, but I suspect it’s equally true that the Renaissance and Enlightenment thinkers did a job on the middle ages in order to advance their ideology.

        Another fun one is to point out to both the die-hard young earth creationists and the fedora-tipping reddit atheists that it was St. Augustine who first pointed out the Biblical creation narrative can’t possibly be literal since a 24 hour day has to be defined by the sun, which doesn’t feature in the narrative until day 4. You’ve got people building entire theologies and anti-theologies that hinge on something the church pretty well resolved 1600 years ago.

      • Count Potato

        The Catholic Church wasn’t so much enlightened, as it was for replacing existing beliefs.

      • juris imprudent

        +1 Cult of Mary

      • Homple

        Christianity offered to replace the malevolent Hairy Thunderers of the pagans with a really nice good who offered a beautiful afterlife for people who believed a few things and tried to be nice to each other.

        Seemed to work.

    • Tres Cool

      “…because of insurance reasons.”

      Too Jewish.

      • Mojeaux

        We have a cultural crush on Judaism and, as one friend disgruntledly put it, “Mormons can spin gold out of straw.”

        That’s right. We’re a bunch of Rumpelstiltskins.

      • Mojeaux

        Those bongos, tho!

      • Tres Cool

        You’re the OG preppers, too.
        /mad respect

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Baseless conspiracy theories rampant on Twatter


    Elon Musk on Sunday gave credence to a fringe conspiracy theory about the violent attack on Paul Pelosi.

    The new Twitter owner tweeted a link to an article full of baseless claims about Pelosi. The article was posted on a website that purports to be a news outlet.

    Musk, who has 112 million followers on the platform he now owns, posted the baseless story about Pelosi in response to a tweet from Hilary Clinton at 8:15 am ET. He later deleted the tweet around 2 pm, but not before racking up more than 28,000 retweets and 100,000 likes.

    Linking to a Los Angeles Times story about Pelosi’s alleged attacker, Clinton wrote, “The Republican Party and its mouthpieces now regularly spread hate and deranged conspiracy theories. It is shocking, but not surprising, that violence is the result. As citizens, we must hold them accountable for their words and the actions that follow.”

    In response, Musk linked to the baseless story, and wrote, “There is a tiny possibility there might be more to this story than meets the eye.”

    It all makes perfect sense. Why must we question the official narrative? Trust authority.

    • Rebel Scum

      fringe conspiracy theory about the violent attack on Paul Pelosi

      I.e. “Questioning the narrative because it is inconsistent with observable facts.”

      • juris imprudent

        There are four lights.

  34. db

    What if voting were conducted on random days during a two-month period? Registered voters get contacted with a week’s notice of their first voting date, with options for 3 other days. Voter selects a day and shows up to vote on that day. If they don’t, they forfeit their vote. Accomodations to be made for voters at same residential address.

    Would this have any positive effect on the lame attempts at October Surprises?

    I understand this is entirely unworkable, but the question is would random voting days have any effect on media campaigns? I’m guessing “no” because we effectively have that situation already with ubiquitous mail-in voting.

    • UnCivilServant

      Sounds to me like a fantastic way of finding out how many fake votes you need to fabricate.

    • juris imprudent

      I was never a big fan of election day being a day off (with the bars shut down until 8pm), but as an alternative to all of this other stuff, I’m coming around on it.

      • Urthona

        I’m ok with election day being a holiday, but with the bars open.

        Also, that’s where you vote.

      • AlexinCT

        Free drinks when you vote one way?

      • Urthona

        Each political party must pick up a round of drinks … rotating until at least one of the platforms starts to make sense.

      • juris imprudent

        We’re all gonna die!

      • Homple

        Boss Tweed says, “Hello.”

      • R C Dean

        Why shut down the bars? Instead of a stupid “I Voted” sticker, you should get a voucher for a free drink.

      • juris imprudent

        See the other branch of comments.

      • Tres Cool

        I dont disagree, but who pays for it?
        Each party?

      • R.J.

        True. TANSTAAFL.

      • Fourscore

        I’d need a drink before I could vote

    • robodruid

      Its sort of funny, this was posted in 2009.
      The one thing that we can recycle is…… Porn and T&A.
      Mind blown.

      • whiz

        Hmm, a before (then) and after (now) comparison would be interesting to see how well they hold up.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      “they will forcefully detransition…”

      Wherein not providing the treatment is the same as detransitioning.

    • juris imprudent

      That post glows, brightly.

      • Tres Cool

        Yeah…but I but someone takes the bait.

      • Count Potato

        Seems real enough to me. Maybe it’s just juvenile bluster, but there are plenty of unhinged TRA’s, such as antifa, that commit real violence.

    • Michael Malaise

      “Gender-affirming care”

      More newspeak from the Cathedral.

      • Homple

        Cutting off a guy’s *, gouging out a * in its place, stuffing his chest with silicone and shooting him full of biology-opposing hormones is destroying his gender, not affirming it.

  35. Mojeaux

    Also, not to go against the grain or anything, but … WhY DiD pElOsI hAvE a HaMmEr?!

    Do you people not keep a hammer in your kitchen junk drawers?

    • UnCivilServant

      No, I keep my hammers on the front shelves with the rest of the tools.

      • straffinrun

        I keep it in my pants until something needs nail in’.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I keep mine in the liquor cabinet. When I want to get hammered, literally or figuratively, I have one spot to go.

      • Pope Jimbo

        A young couple on their honeymoon are on a cruise. At one port of call they go to a cabaret and the act is a man with a huge cock who comes out and uses his giant cock to smash open walnuts. The couple is really impressed and go home and always talk about what they saw.

        After 50 years of marriage the couple decides to go on a second honeymoon. They end up back at the same cabaret. Sure enough the same guy with the same huge cock (although he is much older now) comes out. This time instead of smashing walnuts with his dick, he cracks open coconut after coconut.

        After the show the couple go back stage and tell the guy about seeing him 50 years ago.

        “Your act was amazing way back when! You smashed walnuts! We’ve never stopped talking about it, and now here you are smashing coconuts?!?!”

        “Well, my eyesight ain’t what it used to be”

    • R.J.

      Most tools are in the garage, organized. I have a small set of emergency tools in the house in a tool box. My first grab for a way to deal with a crazed intruder would be a more significant item than a hammer.

      • juris imprudent

        It was (is?) Sen. Feinstein with the CA Carry Permit, not Pelosi. No good San Franciscan would soil their hands with some horrid handgun!

      • Gustave Lytton

        For all the dislike of Feinstein’s politics, she was born in SF, started off on the city council (Board of Supervisors), and became mayor when Moscone and the other guy got shot.

      • juris imprudent

        It was SF that was once known for it’s vigilantism too, but that’s only slightly older than Dianne.

      • AlexinCT

        These days “Dirty Harry” has a completely different meaning….

      • Ozymandias

        “That’s Dirty Harry… Sanchez to you, Punk.”

      • juris imprudent
      • l0b0t

        Bring back Quentin Kopp the Kosher Cowboy!

    • Rat on a train

      Kitchen drawers are for knives and guns. The hammers are in the bathroom.

      • Mojeaux

        I see your logic.

      • Pine_Tree

        So is one long knife.

        Seriously though, we’ve always had a little tack hammer in the kitchen drawer.

    • Count Potato

      Does a meat hammer count?

      • pistoffnick

        Euphemism?

      • Rebel Scum

        Way to tenderize the thread.

    • robodruid

      None of the story makes sense

    • Gender Traitor

      Hanging from pegboard on inside of pantry door. As RJ said, not first choice of weapon.

      • Tres Cool

        I haven’t been paying attention but I cant believe any of us has done THIS

      • R.J.

        Heh. So true.

    • The Other Kevin

      Maybe someone was doing some work in the kitchen and just left it on the counter. Sometimes people don’t put shit away.

      • juris imprudent

        Are you calling me out? It sounds like you’re calling me out. At least, I feel called out.

      • The Other Kevin

        There’s a little piece of counter in my kitchen that’s near the door to the garage. That’s where we accumulate all the stuff that people are too lazy to put away. There’s always tape or screw drivers or recyclables on it.

    • Pat

      Do you people not keep a hammer in your kitchen junk drawers?

      All 4 of my hammers are in the same tote with the rest of my hand tools in the spare bedroom/utility room, so that every time I have to perform a household project I end up emptying the entire damn bin amid a flurry of profanity.

    • Michael Malaise

      No. It’s in the tool chest in the garage, where it belongs.

      • Mojeaux

        You don’t have more than one hammer?

      • Michael Malaise

        All 3 are in the same drawer.

      • Tundra

        Prolly a dozen. All in the tool chest.

        Where they belong.

      • Fourscore

        Yeah, one is the night stand anchored to a Smith, another labelled M1911 near my computer, one in the garage with a long handle (13 1/5 triggerp…oooops handle).

    • Animal

      Ours usually gets left wherever I was using it last, until Mrs. Animal yells at me to put it away. Then it’s in the toolbox in the garage.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Sounds familiar…some truths are universal

    • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

      Third drawer from the bottom of my tool chest, but they are mostly ball peins or brass hammers.

    • Homple

      To hammer in the morning, the evening and all over this land.

    • Urthona

      Although I think Obama’s a piece of shit, I will say at least he’s more genuinely anti war than the current democrats.

      • straffinrun

        True. The Iran deal was almost decent.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        Obama at least had some control over the agencies, even if it was finite and limited.

        Ever since Trump got elected, they’ve gone completely rogue.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Control or merely alignment?

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        Oh they definitely cut his balls off when he took office. He obviously acquiesced to most of what DC wanted.

        But he did resist some of the arms shipments to Ukraine. The same arms that they impeached Trump over for putting up mild resistance.

      • rhywun

        He was more “moderate” in several ways than the current party. He probably could not get nominated today, unless he made a backroom deal with whoever’s running the show to follow orders, like Biden did – and yeah, I can see Obama doing exactly that.

      • Gustave Lytton

        The hateful dyke running for governor has Obama endorsing her in an ad. Except the thing is more edited and cut heavy than a random YouTube video. Is he that incompetent at delivery of his lines or what was left out?

      • Pope Jimbo

        He was in Milwaukee stumping for Mandela Barnes against Ron Johnson. The whole appeal is to get the Machine Vote out in Milwaukee to throw the state to Barnes.

      • Drake

        The lady yelling is correct – It was Obama’s State Department that sponsored the coup in 2014, killed a whole bunch of innocent people, started the civil war, and set them on the path the leads directly to this war. An explanation would be appropriate before we listen to his campaign rhetoric.

      • juris imprudent

        Libya, Syria, the coup in Ukraine we sponsored… I’m sure I’m forgetting two or three more.

      • Drake

        Drone-bombed funerals and weddings when he was in the mood. ISIS was a CIA creation.

      • Michael Malaise

        He was an empty-suit technocrat. The progs hate him because he didn’t do enough and the cons hate him because they think he’s the 2nd coming of Muhammad or something. The guy made bank.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      Definitely racists.

  36. mikey

    This supply chain stuff has gotten serious! It’s Halloween and I haven’t been able tho find any Brach’s Candy Corn!!

    • Urthona

      There’s probably a national glut on ear wax.

    • straffinrun

      Really? It’s the brand that counts?

      • rhywun

        Uncle Joe says to fight inflation and buy knock-off brands of candy corn instead.

    • Urthona

      I only like the white band. I discard the other two color bands.

      • juris imprudent

        You want to be called out as a racist pickle, don’t you?

      • Urthona

        I’m just not attracted to the other two stripes. Can’t change how God made me.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I have proof that Urthona is just posing as a racist in an attempt to infiltrate us! He is really a glowie!!!

    • pistoffnick

      Dry roasted peanuts mixed with candy corn is the the proof that the sum is greater than the parts.

      The ideal ratio for me is about 10 peanut halves to one candy corn.

    • KSuellington

      Candy corn is in a three way tie with Necco wafers and Almond Joy as the worst Halloween candy out there.

      • l0b0t

        Saltwater taffy.

      • Gender Traitor

        Horehound candy (Yes, that’s the correct spelling.)

      • KSuellington

        Yup, top 4 there. Do we have a number 5?

      • Rat on a train

        Good and Plenty?

      • CatchTheCarp

        Circus Peanuts

      • pistoffnick

        I used to impose a Snicker’s tax on each of my kid’s Halloween haul. Gotta condition them to pay their fair share.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Proper libertarian parenting technique and how taxation is theft. I also did a redistribution exercise one year with then, by giving the browner child more in the end.

      • Ozymandias

        I also did a redistribution exercise one year with then, by giving the browner child more in the end.

        Phrasing?
        Orphan living is tough living, man.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Some just get screwed…lessons need to be learned

      • Michael Malaise

        I like Necco wafer because I’m fucking dope.

      • Pat

        My man.

        If we ever share a roll, you can keep the chocolate ones though.

      • Rat on a train

        Have some Mounds.

    • Michael Malaise

      Every cloud has a silver lining.

    • Rebel Scum

      Candy corn is neither.

    • whiz

      I bought Halloween candy yesterday (nothing like waiting until the day before) and half of what they had left was candy corn — obviously not a top seller.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    I’m ok with election day being a holiday, but with the bars open.

    They let women vote. Why not drunks?

    I got in trouble for saying that, once upon a yime.

    • AlexinCT

      What about drunk women?

  38. The Late P Brooks

    A hammer in the kitchen? Maybe they were crushing ice for daiquiris, and got in an argument over strawberry vs peach.

    • SDF-7

      Maybe it was a tenderizing hammer and Pelosi just wanted his meat pounded at 2am.

      • juris imprudent

        That’s not a euphemism!

      • R.J.

        Sounds like a real sausage party.

  39. Pope Jimbo

    The knives are coming out in Wisconsin!

    There’s a potential nightmare brewing for Democrats here in a birthplace of progressivism: Ron Johnson, the conspiracy-peddling MAGA adherent, could be on his way to clinching a third term in the Senate.

    Mark Becker, a former GOP chair for Brown County who left the GOP amid Trump’s rise and now supports Barnes after backing Tom Nelson in the primary, said his primary opponents “all understood and knew that these ads [were] coming.”

    “If [Democrats] can’t beat someone like Ron Johnson, you know, it kind of goes to who we nominate … in these elections,” he said. “If you keep trying to nominate the most progressive of progressives, you will not have success in Wisconsin.”

    Sounds like the polls are all moving Johnson’s way. There is no more gap between him and Barnes. Still makes me smile that the turncoat GOP lackeys are getting their comeuppance now.

    • Urthona

      Uh yeah. Barnes is just awful and probably not gonna win.

      • Jerms

        Johnson is the only guy that is even giving lip service to going after these vaccine companies. They will do their best to oust him.

    • Fatty Bolger

      And GOP attack ads

      Note how it’s only the GOP who has “attack ads”, even though Barnes is running ads like this.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I heard this argument locally….repub ads are dangerous and attack ads and dem ads are issue ads highlighting the dangerous stances of Republicans. Quite literally a coin with two heads for them

  40. KSuellington

    Pretty hilarious that the Pelosi story comes out the same day as Elon takes over Twitter. This is exactly why there were buckets of lefty tears about the new owner. On Friday and Saturday aside from some random commenters on websites no one was talking about the obvious flaws in the official story. I highly doubt we will ever see any police body cam, Pelosi security cam or the myriad cams from their neighbors that would have caught a nutball in his Fruit of the Looms sauntering around Pac Heights at 230am with a hammer.

    • rhywun

      What happens in Vegas Pacific Heights stays in Vegas Pacific Heights.

      They’re still trying hard to push the ultra-MAGA angle but I don’t think it’s going to buy them any votes.

      • KSuellington

        Yeah, you have to be hitting the Dem pipe really hard to buy the “Berkeley, nudist, hemp jewelry making, druggie, MAGA man” story.

      • The Last American Hero

        Harder than the Smollet defenders?

  41. Semi-Spartan Dad

    Speaking of hammers, anyone know if a 4 ft/lb impact force hammer drill can go through a few inches of rock? The 35 ft/lb jack hammer I rented went through like butter, but renting is becoming a hassle. Cost to buy a hammer drill is much more reasonable than buying a jackhammer.

    Jackhammer might be overkill, but a hammer drill may not be powerful enough despite the very small area of rock I need to go through to deepen a post hole (a few inches wide, a few inches deep). Searching online has not been much help.

    • UnCivilServant

      What type of rock? All stone is not created equal.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I’m not really sure what kind of rock. It’s soft enough that I can pulverize a bit of the surface with a pry bar. I might be able to split it with a sledge and chisel, but would need to find someone dumb brave enough to hold the chisel.

      • Sean

        Not it.

      • Tundra

        Sandwich the chisel between a couple boards. Let er rip with the sledge.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        That’s a good idea. I’ll give that a try first.

    • juris imprudent

      [shudders at prospect of multiple Glibs offering to STEVE SMITH rock for SSD]

      • Ozymandias

        STEVE SMITH KNOW HOW TO POKE HOLE!

        /+1 Thanks for the setup

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      I’m assuming it’s granite.

      How big is the hole?

      • Ownbestenemy

        If it’s granite I’m not sure it matters the size of the hole…

      • Pine_Tree

        I can’t believe you didn’t just take that opportunity to instead type “I’m taking it for granite.”

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        My father in law is expressing his disappointment in me from beyond the grave.

      • Homple

        He did not, because Swiss would think it not gneiss.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I don’t know if it’s granite. It is soft enough that I flake off pieces by hitting with a prybar.

        The post hole is 6” diameter and needs to go 3.5 feet deep. I’m hitting rock about a foot and half down. The auger’s kicked up 3 fist sized pieces so far. It’s stuck on the 4th rock though. I’m hoping just a few inches based on the size of the others.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        The short answer is no to your hammer drill question.

        If you’re driving the posts into rocky soil (not solid rock obviously) you may be able to rent a hydraulic post driver that will get it done a lot faster instead. The per day rental cost is higher but you’ll be done a lot sooner.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Thanks, I can save the cost of a hammer drill then.

        I have a large excavator coming to drive the posts in. The wood posts are about 7” diameter. It’s a neighbor doing me a favor, so I augured out the holes ahead of time to make it as quick and easy as possible. Maybe the auguring wasn’t needed at all.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      It can be done at very small diameters, but anything of significance will require a larger tool.

      I’m not clear on the job requirements though. Are you trying to drill a hole in the rock or break it?

  42. Ownbestenemy

    Well which one was it…a rout or narrow victory

    “Trucks, Protesters Block Brazil Highways After Bolsonaro Rout”

    “Bolsonaro has yet to comment on Lula’s narrow victory of less than two percentage points…”

    • Pat

      When leftists win it is always a landslide historic mandate.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I just laughed cause that was in the same article and not a point of view quoted but the journalists words

      • Rebel Scum

        ^

        And when someone passably right-wing wins it is illegitimate and he/she should not be allowed to govern.

    • Michael Malaise

      Lula won but the Bolsonaro faction still owns the courts, etc.

  43. Lackadaisical

    Just saw that Bolsonaro is out. Waiting for the next several years of ‘Brazil isn’t real socialism articles’, I guess once lulu is fine raiding anything of value.

    • juris imprudent

      Now some other Glib contended that Lulu was convicted by a dishonest judge. Brazil is almost as confusing as our own country.

    • Grumbletarian

      Well a 1.5% margin if victory is a clear mandate to veer the ship of state hard to port.

  44. Gustave Lytton

    Funny how the NYT makes a story of Musk linking to a site and implying that the Pelosi story is completely aboveboard while ignoring that he was replying to Hilary Clinton’s tweet blaming Republicans for the attack. Funny.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The NYT and WaPo are neck and neck for America’s premier birdcage liner. It’s all propagandistic garbage all the time from those two.

      • Michael Malaise

        The sad part is that off the front and op-ed pages the NYT often does very good in-depth journalism (as long as there’s no real political angle to the story).

  45. PieInTheSky

    MAJESTIC CASTLE WITH VIEWS OVER FLORENCE, FOR SALE IN FIESOLE TUSCANY

  46. DEG

    The game forces you to shoot at people climbing over the Texas-Mexico border wall,

    Forces? Oh boy.

    • R.J.

      I was tied to a chair by my computer and forced to play a game I was forced to purchase for $70!

  47. Pope Jimbo

    Why won’t you monsters leave Omar alone? How dare you pounce on her for hiring additional security for herself?!

    The Daily Caller, a right-wing news and opinion website Fox News host Tucker Carlson founded but sold in 2020, criticized Omar for spending from her campaign fund what Federal Elections Commission records show is more than $27,000 for security in August and September.

    The story, which ran on Friday, also said Omar opposed funding of the police. Omar backed a failed voter referendum that would have turned the Minneapolis Police Department into a new public safety department but has said she favors reform and restructuring, not necessarily defunding, of law enforcement.

    Rep. Tom Emmer, R-6th District, retweeted the Daily Caller story Friday with this: “Security for me, but not for thee. That’s the Democrat way.”

    She also said the threats don’t only “create a dangerous environment for me, but also for my family, my staff, and people who share my identities.”

    That is right! You right wing nut jobs not only endanger Ilhan, but you make it unsafe for people who want to marry their brother.

    • UnCivilServant

      Shoulda just bought a mobile “No Guns” sign. That would be a lot cheaper.

  48. PieInTheSky

    my guess is that journalists are panty-twisted on account not of having to shell out $20 which is frankly negligible for an essential work tool, but because its /egalitarian/

    anyone who cares to can shell out $20/mo

    so theres no status to it any longer

    https://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1586919670887710722

    i would not pay 20 fucking bucks for no blue check

    • R.J.

      It’s a great way to weed out bots.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      Jesus…

      That shit boggles the mind.

      • Tundra

        It’s amazing to me that reality is so much worse than the conspiracies.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        Just Podesta’s self-advertised taste in artwork ought to exclude him from polite society. That shit is fucked up.

  49. Count Potato

    “I remember when @RandPaul was viciously attacked and an MSNBC anchor accidentally let her true feelings come out:

    “…the incident that left Senator Rand Paul with six broken ribs, this might be one of my favorite stories…””

    https://twitter.com/jason_howerton/status/1586107083459543040

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      These aren’t mistakes or them being hypocritical. These are their principles. They believe their opponents should suffer and that they should be protected.

    • Tundra

      The boats.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      Deranged

    • Rat on a train

      Can I get extra nipples?