Ronald McDonald After Dark

by | Oct 1, 2022 | Beer, Food & Drink, Markets | 137 comments

Sometimes the impetus behind my weekly piece just falls right into my lap.

This is my review of Lagertown Oktoberfest:

Whenever we went to McDonald’s as a kid I would of course ask for a happy meal.  After the first few times I was told, “nah those are so expensive” I stopped.

Being the cost of a Happy Meal in the 90’s was around $3, I am no longer cutting my parents any slack.  Granted, a cheeseburger was $.89.

Fear not those of us who were so deprived as children now have an option.  McDonald’s, in collaboration with Cactus Plant Flea Market, is planning to offer an “Adult Happy Meal.”

The food will be served in a specially designed box that should trigger memories of Happy Meals from the old days. Toys include redesigned takes on McDonald’s famous mascots, including Grimace, Hamburglar and Birdie, plus a new one named Cactus Buddy.

“We’re taking one of the most nostalgic McDonald’s experiences and literally repackaging it in a new way that’s hyper-relevant for our adult fans,” said Tariq Hassan, McDonald’s USA chief marketing and customer experience officer in a release.

This is some bullshit; absolutely not what I had in mind.  If these people want me to buy their stuff, the prize needs to be geared towards more than my 8 year old self.  Here are my humble suggestions for prizes:

A Hi-Point pistol or any other cheaply made firearm. I realize McDonalds would have to alter their business model to an extreme degree but this still needs to happen.

Whatever is on the other end of this wire:

McDonalds is proud of their commitment to inclusivity:

I forgot I had this stein, so I decided to break it out…after I washed it of course.  Lagertown is a outfit based out of the Chicagoland area, so I touched base with a contact over there *cough* Swiss *cough* to compare notes.  While this is competently made in accordance with the style, with little to no skunk at the finish, both of us agreed this was just…okay. Lagertown Oktoberfest:  2.1/5

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137 Comments

  1. Rebel Scum

    I like Leinenkugels Oktoberfest.

    • DEG

      Spaten’s Original Oktoberfest is available at a place near me. It’s pretty good.

    • MikeS

      Leinie’s is pretty good.

      I bought a 12er of Paulaner Oktoberfest Bier (not the Marzen) a couple days ago. Delicious.

      • DEG

        Oktoberfestbier is Märzen.

        Several of the Munich brewers are making their original Oktoberfest recipe alongside the modern Oktoberfest recipe. The original being darker colored and stronger flavored than the modern version. Some of those Munich brewers export both to the US.

      • MikeS

        I know they’re Marzen. Paulaner sells Oktoberfest Bier and Oktoberfest Marzen and I was pointing out which one of the two I bought.

  2. Trigger Hippie

    I suppose Grimace seems appropriate if you’re into buttplugs.

    • Chafed

      Lol. I didn’t realize that’s what they were.

      • slumbrew

        Sure, pal, sure.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Now I know what to get you for your choice of winter solstice holidays.

  3. Shiny Nerfherder

    The narcissism in that New Yorker photo is disturbing.

    • hayeksplosives

      Baby as photo prop is disturbing.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        Yeah, that photo is not about the baby in any way whatsoever.

      • Chafed

        Yup. And the baby looks unhappy to boot.

      • Fourscore

        …and malnourished…

      • R C Dean

        Smart kid.

  4. rhywun

    should trigger memories of Happy Meals from the old days

    Or not. I just wanted adult food. I don’t remember having a Happy Meal more than once or twice.

    • UnCivilServant

      We pretty much never went to McDonalds. I had no issue with that.

    • Rebel Scum

      When I was a kid BK was the better option. Now they both suck.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’ve noticed that as a child, my tastes tended towards the sweet, but now I prefer the acid. I think it’s normal for tastes to change over time.

  5. creech

    Shouldn’t it be “Happy Ending Meal” for adults?

    • Chafed

      Can their cash registers handle the resulting epic sales?

  6. robc

    So who had “Liverpool and Everton tied on pts in October”?

    • Ted S.

      Poor, poor Sloopy.

    • rhywun

      Looks like it’s for the better that USA never shows Liverpool.

  7. DEG

    A Hi-Point pistol or any other cheaply made firearm. I realize McDonalds would have to alter their business model to an extreme degree but this still needs to happen.

    I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

    Oktoberfest in Munich ends Monday. The festival is extended because German Unity Day this year is later than the first Sunday in October.

    • DEG

      Shoulda included this.

    • Gender Traitor

      Do they still go all in on Fasching/Fasnacht in that part of Germany? That’ll give ’em a few weeks to carve some new masks.

      • DEG

        I poked around the InterTubes, and yes, Munich celebrates Fasching. The celebrations were cancelled for the Lil Rona Panic but will resume in 2023.

      • Homple

        Cities in the Rhineland are big on Fasching.

    • Chafed

      Serious question, why is it called Oktoberfest when it’s almost entirely in September?

      • Chafed

        Thank you.

      • DEG

        You’re welcome!

      • CPRM

        Evilcorp answer:

        Why is it called Oktoberfest when it is in September?
        Oktoberfest starts in September because its final day has a fixed spot on the calendar. The last day of the festival is always on the first Sunday of October. As Oktoberfest has grown in popularity and stature, organizers have worked backward to capitalize on September’s warmer weather.Sep 14, 2018

      • UnCivilServant

        So, the same reason Christmas begins at Holloween.

      • CPRM

        And Halloween begins after Labor Commie Day.

      • DEG

        The last day of the festival is always on the first Sunday of October

        EvilCorp is off a bit.

        The festival ends on the first Sunday of October OR German Unity Day, whichever is later.

      • Gustave Lytton

        A recent development of the past thirty years.

      • Nephilium

        A local brewery named their Marzen Septemberfest.

      • The Last American Hero

        Climate change, duh.

  8. Rebel Scum

    It’s been an hour so…

    Western elites behavior towards Russia has been infuriating me lately, mostly because they seem intent on diving head first into a global conflict that will necessarily result in a nuclear armageddon. The war in Ukraine didn’t have to happen (and it’s none of our business anyway…Monroe Doctrine anyone?) because the west should not have been fucking around in there in the first place, provoking Russia. Likewise, former soviet block states should never have been added to NATO and NATO should have been dissolved with the dissolution of the USSR. A sort of mostly peaceful world hegemony could actually exist if 1) US-gov’t-is-assho would not militarily intervene and fuck around in every shithole on the planet and 2) if the US and Russia were friendly towards each other. Of course those things make too much sense so naturally our selected elected “leadership” is doing the opposite and in doing so actively working against US citizens. Literally every problem we face from geopolitics to the kitchen table is self inflicted by the US government. There is only one possible outcome as we continue down this path and it ain’t pretty. ///endrant

    • dbleagle

      I disagree about the “soviet block states” in part. Any former Warsaw Pact nation should have been eligible to enter NATO since they had/have a realistic fear of Soviet/Russian aggression. I include the three Baltic states since they were invaded by the USSR and the US never formally agreed that they were part of the USSR. NATO should have had the common sense to not have dangled membership to former parts of Russia that became part of the USSR.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Any former Warsaw Pact nation should have been eligible to enter NATO since they had/have a realistic fear of Soviet/Russian aggression.

        I understand the benefit to those nations. I fail to see any benefit to myself, my children, or my neighbors of pledging our blood and treasure to defend those nations. Although certainly the American elites have been cleaning up doing so.

        I am not against all foreign alliances and entanglements. There are probably a handful of very close allies worth going to war for. Giving Article V guarantees to countries who’s militaries couldn’t stand against the gangs that run Baltimore is insanity.

      • Mojeaux

        Although certainly the American elites have been cleaning up doing so.

        War == $$$$

      • Gender Traitor

        Just ask Annie’s “Daddy.”

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        North Macedonia says hi.

      • Rebel Scum

        There are probably a handful of very close allies worth going to war for.

        We need to be tight (but not necessarily formally allied) with Mexico, Canada, Britain, Brazil, India, Japan, S. Korea, Taiwan, and . . . Russia. //imho

        War == $$$$

        For weapons contractors. Also, poor men fight rich men’s wars.

      • Q Continuum

        If, as suggested by RS above, NATO had been dissolved after the USSR collapsed, then membership of former states (including the Baltics) is moot. NATO no longer had a reason to exist after the Cold War ended. Bush Sr. squandered a golden opportunity to bring Russia into the Western fold, create a Eurasian alliance that would have drastically curtailed China’s ability to build local hegemony and create a more durable, long-lasting peace. Instead, he, Clinton and Bush repeatedly gave Russia the finger until Putin took over and by then it was too late.

      • Rebel Scum

        This is what I was getting at.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        This. Ultimately, this was about bureaucratic inertia that turned into perverse incentives that led to war.

        Rothbard was right. Fighting the commies around the globe only created a permanent state military apparatus that is impossible to get rid of.

      • dbleagle

        IF NATO had folded the tent in 1991 there would have benefits and risks to the move. Closing NATO was not without risk. From an organizational studies standpoint NATO’s expansion of “territory” into the Balkans and Afghanistan was predictable in hindsight. But please don’t think that closing NATO would have been risk free or saved the US tons of cash. By 1995 the US military’s European presence was small and by 2003 it was smaller than in the Tristate region.

        I don’t hold Bush 1 at fault since he did try to bring Russia into a less contentious fold. Clinton did NOT and as Q states, Clinton did poke the bear repeatedly. The biggest insults were over Serbia in both Bosnia and Kosovo.

      • juris imprudent

        Every last bit of European security and hence the entire EU project is underwritten by the DoD. This was one thing Trump was dead right on.

      • juris imprudent

        I’d say NATO could expand however they say fit – as long as we withdrew.

    • PieInTheSky

      The war in Ukraine didn’t have to happen (and it’s none of our business anyway…Monroe Doctrine anyone?) because the west should not have been fucking around in there in the first place, provoking Russia. – nonsese. putin would invade anyway because he wanted Ukraine as part of Russia. this provoked crap is bull

      A sort of mostly peaceful world hegemony could actually exist – nonsense

      • Ted S.

        Deep down inside you know you want to be ravished by Russia, just like the readers of Mojeaux’s romance novels want to be ravished by a manly man.

      • Mojeaux

        They don’t want to be ravished by unmanly men, even if unmanly men could ravish.

        The rule is NOT:

        1. Be attractive.
        2. Don’t be unattractive.

        The rule is

        1. Be whom she already wants to be ravished by.

      • The Last American Hero

        So in other words, attractive.

      • Mojeaux

        Well, sort of, yes, and I see your point.

        The distinction I’m drawing is that there are a lot of handsome men who still wouldn’t be able to get away with creeping on a girl a la romance novels, and there are lots of not-handsome men who are in healthy, loving relationships, some of whom are, in fact, in romance novels.

        So I guess it’s “conventionally, generically attractive” versus “attractive to YOU.”

      • Rebel Scum

        The 80% ethnic Russian regions of Ukraine would obviously want to join Russia instead. So invasion or no, doesn’t matter.

        I can’t do anything about the tribal warfare in Africa/middle-east and elsewhere in this scenario. That’s why I said “mostly peaceful”. As in for Europe and North/Central America.

      • PieInTheSky

        not eastern / baltic europe if russia got its way

      • Rebel Scum

        At this point I think they just want to sell gas and otherwise be left alone. But that assumes someone like Putin is in charge. I don’t know much about Russian politics, but I understand they have their ideologues just like everyone else does.

      • PieInTheSky

        At this point I think they just want to sell gas and otherwise be left alone – i really don’t but who knows

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        putin would invade anyway

        It’s a counterfactual that we’ll never know is if true precisely because the US did take provocative actions towards Russia, actions that we would never tolerate in the western hemisphere.

        It’s not, or shouldn’t be, the USA’s job to put weapons on Russia’s border or stage coups in the same region (while simultaneously vilifying them in our press).

      • PieInTheSky

        stage coups is a bit much. supported the thing probably. but it was brewing anyway

      • Ted S.

        Those people on the Maidan weren’t fully human and not able to think for themselves.

        The 150% of people who voted to be annexed by Russia, however, are all totes legit.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        Then we should let it brew and stay the fuck out of it.

        Under no circumstances should the American government get the benefit of the doubt in this regard, we’re in everybody’s business picking winners and losers for our own reasons that usually have nothing to do with what’s best for the citizens of the targeted country.

      • PieInTheSky

        incidentally, whats is best in eastern Europe is getting the fuck away from Russian influence.

        The issue is it is kind of hard after 100 years of interventions to just stop

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        The issue is it is kind of hard after 100 years of interventions to just stop

        Are you talking about the US or Russia?

      • PieInTheSky

        both?

      • PieInTheSky

        but in this case mostly US

      • Rebel Scum

        Then we should let it brew and stay the fuck out of it.

        Yup. Slavs* have been at war with each other for centuries, like anglos have been at war with each other for centuries, like Celts have been at war with each other for centuries, like Arabs have been at war with each other for centuries, like Asians have been at war with each other for centuries, like…

        *Me being of Ukrainian descent (and dissent), of course.

      • rhywun

        nothing to do with what’s best for the citizens of the targeted country

        Or its own citizens.

      • Rebel Scum

        It’s a counterfactual that we’ll never know

        But speculation is a fun thought experiment.

        we would never tolerate

        Absolutely.

    • R C Dean

      Given Russia’s previous annexations of Ukrainian territory and general fucking around in Donbas, not to mention nationalist/expansionist rhetoric, I don’t know if they were provoked so much as given a pretext. I remember when preemptive invasions were a bad thing.

      • Gustave Lytton

        The R2P crowd should be receiving royalties from Putin.

      • juris imprudent

        That crowd should be given guns and air-dropped into the frontline.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I agree on the second point. Not necessarily on the first.

  9. LCDR_Fish

    Charlie Cooke has a new podcast that that KDW went to join the Dispatch. First ep is pretty good including a really good interview about a new Grover Cleveland book: https://www.nationalreview.com/podcasts/the-charles-c-w-cooke-podcast/

    But the new Editors podcast from yesterday – Cooke has a really epic rant about the student debt forgiveness bullshit – can’t link to time directly, but it starts around 52:20 (whole thing does have some good Ukraine discussions re: nukes, etc too): https://www.nationalreview.com/podcasts/the-editors/episode-474-ian-comes-calling/

    • Chafed

      Charlie Cooke is a treasure. I subscribed to Mad Dogs and Englishmen. It was great but over the past several months you could tell something was going on with KDW. He seemed increasingly bitter. I’m glad Cooke is continuing on solo.

      • juris imprudent

        Hopefully he finds happiness with the neo-con cold warriors (and their desperate search for a new global adversary).

  10. LCDR_Fish

    Sensei – thanks for the Made in Abyss recommendation last week. Blew through Season 1 on Prime and then signed up to HiDive for the movie and season 2 (which wrapped up on Wed). Truly disturbing storytelling with a very interesting art style to match. Highly recommended – gonna start on the manga. (Will probably stay subbed to Hidive too despite some technical issues since it has You’re Under Arrest and a few other shows I’m interested in – at $5/month – appears to be a lot of crossover titles with Crunchyroll though).

    • LCDR_Fish

      Forever First Class stamps are something like 0.65 now – I used up the ones I bought when they were <0.50 – no more Medal of Honor or Battleship Missouri options, but they did have some nifty muscle cars when I was in the post office this week – may pick up another book.

      • dbleagle

        I have a bunch of the Golden Spike 150th anniversary and Apollo 11 50th anniversary stamps I purchased in 2019.

    • Chafed

      Lol

  11. Mojeaux

    Hey, yo, all you Glibs who indulged me last night, thank you!

  12. Penguin

    Not quite a Q – worthy video, but I really like it.

    • Q Continuum

      I’ll allow it.

    • Rebel Scum

      Those are not running shoes.

  13. dbleagle

    Off to the boat in a few minutes for two days of racing. Enjoy your day.

    Hat tip to Mex. I didn’t know that military adjacent organization had their own bier stein.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Military adjacent….that’s the best you can do?

      Oddly enough, I had a job interview last Thursday, and the interviewer made a joke about the AF…completely unaware I was in the AF.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    Whatever is on the other end of this wire:

    A half-dozen sticks of dynamite, hopefully.

    • R C Dean

      Kinda hard on the kid, though.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      I wouldn’t have a lot of issues with the photo, if not for the damn wire.

  15. Rebel Scum

    Minorities hardest hit.

    The Biden administration will focus on “giving resources based on equity” by directing funds to “communities of color”

    This is false. @VP’s rhetoric is causing undue panic and must be clarified. FEMA Individual Assistance is already available to all Floridians impacted by Hurricane Ian, regardless of race or background. If you need assistance visit http://disasterassistance.gov or call 1-800-621-3362.

    Interesting that Dems always insist that they are not racist.

  16. Rebel Scum

    She didn’t get to Finnish.

    The government was making a statement on the live broadcast about Nord Stream 2. Prime Minister Sanna Marin spoke first and at the end of the Prime Minister’s speech, the Minister of Interior Krista Mikkonen collapsed to the ground.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      Vax or Sarin?

      • LCDR_Fish

        Probably locked her knees.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        boring…

    • DEG

      Nothing to see here, move along.

      • Penguin

        I thought you might be talking about this woman until I clicked the link.

      • Penguin

        Anyone watching should probably skip ahead to 0:40 or so. Sorry about that.

    • Tres Cool

      Birds of a feather?

  17. Nephilium

    BrewDog has at their bars the Hoppy Meal, with both an adult and children’s version. The adult’s is a larger sandwich, a discount on a beer, and the option for the dessert “ice lolly” to be alcoholic. Both have a hamburger/cheeseburger, fries/sweet potato fries, a dessert, and a “surprise” (which has been stickers every time I’ve ordered one).

  18. trshmnstr the terrible

    This whole “interrupt every time Aaron Judge is at bat” thing ABC is doing is absolutely absurd. If it were anybody except the Yankees, they wouldn’t bother.

    • robc

      It was done for McGwire/ Sosa too.

    • Mojeaux

      I need to learn how to use those AI art bots.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Yeah, I’m not sure exactly which one those come from. DALL-E basic is pretty trash when it comes to photorealism – but some of these newer HD ones are really amazing. Not good enough for full comic storytelling yet, but would work great for e-book covers or internal illustrations, etc – esp being able to clarify the style/artist.

    • Tres Cool

      I like chubby women with small t0ts. I challenge Q to find a collection of those unicorns- all the larger ladies seem to come factory-equipped with D cups.

    • Q Continuum

      Dood, now we’re talking.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Bruh….. [lights the Q-signal]

    Blech

    • Ownbestenemy

      They realized they found the one thing that could whip up a large swath of the populace to do whatever they tell them…

    • rhywun

      GFY

    • Gustave Lytton

      As if it will stop with just pathogens.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      “ At one such place, Biobot Analytics, technicians sift out the viral particles using nanoscale magnetic beads and then run them through a PCR machine—the same device used for the most accurate type of COVID testing.”

      I didn’t get very far in before I found a glaring lie.

      • Tres Cool

        I figured those were like the copper bracelets golfers use for their carpal tunnel.

  20. The Other Kevin

    I grew up in the 80’s when everything was even cheaper, but I wasn’t allowed to get a happy meal, either. I guess in those days people saved money and didn’t give kids what they wanted all the time. It was a different era.

    • Tres Cool

      Growing up in the 70s/80s- fast food was a treat for special occasions. Dad got a bonus, it was your birthday, etc…

      • Gustave Lytton

        I had a birthday party at Burger King one year.

      • The Other Kevin

        Same here, we rarely went out to eat, even fast food. But once a year, we’d load mom, dad, and four kids into our brown Ford LTD station wagon and drive to Florida. We’d go to Disney World for one day, and then stay at a Ramada inn on some of the very beaches that were hit this week. That’s when we could go out to eat.

    • creech

      “Dammit, Howard, those mammoths are in the flower bed again!”

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      Yet more unaccountable money

      • Tres Cool

        I’m not a conspiracy guy (yeah, I am). But I could see some wholly-owned subsidiary of Colossal Biosciences, Inc operating a bio lab for viral gain-of-function research in a foreign country…

  21. kinnath

    Too late to post. But it’s my best score in a while, so I am posting anyway.

    Daily Quordle 250
    7️⃣3️⃣
    4️⃣5️⃣

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      Bah…
      Daily Quordle 250
      8️⃣5️⃣
      4️⃣3️⃣