Thursday Morning Links

by | Oct 27, 2022 | Daily Links | 370 comments

One more day!

Not much going on this side of the pond until tonight with football. I just can’t get into the NBA, although it’s hilarious that the Lakers are as bad as they are.  There was a whole boatload of UCL the last two days and 12 teams have punched their ticket to the Round of 16. Spuds were not one of them after a controversial VAR review at the end of their match. I still think they move on next week though. But their group is completely up for grabs. The World Series needs to hurry up and get here. Game 1 is a mere 36 hours away, and I’ll be there with our very own Brett L.  And lastly, this: Dude, stop. You sound desperate at this point. Like a jilted lover. Time to move on. Go get SDSU and Fresno State or something. And that’s it for sports.

Johnny Storm now in custody.

Goodness gracious great balls of fire! All I can say is: wow!

I’m shocked! Shocked, I say! Oh wait, I’m not shocked.  This dude is a fucking creep. I just don’t know if it’s corruption or overseas pederasty. I guess we’ll find out.

This is a good decision. Now get rid of the law altogether.

Aaaaaaaand he’s right. These assholes need to grab a mirror. About time somebody stood up to them.

I hope she wins.

No good deed goes unpunished. I can’t see how this is anything but a free association and free speech violation. Hopefully she wins.

Burn in hell, you piece of shit. That’s it. That’s my only take.

Way to twist the headline. Because it’s not as if they were brawling amongst themselves. Somebody was there to silence them. And the school let it happen.

I hope he makes it. And I hope the asshole who did this to him rots in a cell.

This song is topical. It’s all a great song. And here’s a weird one. Hope you enjoy them both.

And I hope you enjoy a lovely Thursday, dear friends.

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370 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    “About a half hour after his original tweet, he became more serious: ‘A beautiful thing about Twitter is how it empowers citizen journalism”

    That’s why the NYT, etc. hates him.

    • UnCivilServant

      I don’t understand that misconception.

      It’s a format that deprives the content of context, making it more difficult to get actual information out.

      It’s a platform for quips and barbs, not journalism.

      • sloopyinca

        You’ve never seen a tweet with a teaser and a link to a long form article?

      • UnCivilServant

        That only shows how little utility exists in the platform itself.

      • sloopyinca

        That makes no sense, insomuch as I’ve never seen a website that did much more than that with their homepage. You have to click through pretty much anywhere to get to the actual article.

      • UnCivilServant

        In the case of any site with their own content, they actually have the content.

        At best, in your example, twitter has pointers to people who have the content.

        With all the chaff in between, there’s no reason to stick around twitter digging through the trash for the usable nuggets rather than cultivating sources that actually have the information.

        It’s not empowering journalism, it’s an SMS chat room.

      • sloopyinca

        In the case of any site with their own content, they actually have the content.

        Yeah, I can’t remember the last time I went to a news outlet’s home page and saw a complete article in their homepage. You have to click through the headline and maybe a few sentences to see the long-form piece.
        What websites do you get news from who do it the other way?

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t get your fixation on whether or not you have a link to click from point A to B. It’s the internet, there’s always a link to click.

        If Twitter goes away, all the news is still there.

      • sloopyinca

        And the same applies to the NYT, WaPo, DM, etc etc etc.

      • sloopyinca

        Did you ever go to Drudge or anywhere else that aggregated articles? HuffPo, RCP, etc. They’re pretty commonplace. And you can follow certain accounts on Twitter that effectively turns your timeline into the sale thing.

      • UnCivilServant

        The only Aggregator I visit is Glibs.

      • hayeksplosives

        I find value in Twitter because I “follow” certain accounts that point out articles, thought pieces, and photos that I wouldn’t know existed if I only read MSM or Drudge.

      • Mojeaux

        Have you actually USED Twitter at all?

      • UnCivilServant

        In what way?

        I don’t have an account, so I’ve never posted anything. I’ve tried to browse, but it seemed vehemently opposed to letting me find anything. And of late it’s been extra agressive about wanting people to sign in, so I’ve been there less and less.

      • Mojeaux

        So the answer is no. It may be useless to you, but it was priceless to me as an author and I find value in it. Just because you don’t doesn’t make it worthless.

        Gordilocks mobilized an entire movement practically all by himself on Twitter. He couldn’t have gotten the reach he did without it because the blogs he was interviewed by certainly wouldn’t have that kind of audience.

      • Tundra

        I have a burner account that allows me to monitor the people who interest me. I use bookmarks instead of ‘following’ people so the algorithms can’t hide bad-thinkers.

        My single favorite news source. And it’s childishly easy to avoid the stupid. I truly don’t understand the hate.

      • UnCivilServant

        @Tundra – Most of the time I’m ambivalent. I only start to hate when people act like it’s important.

      • R C Dean

        I use bookmarks instead of ‘following’ people so the algorithms can’t hide bad-thinkers.

        Sounds like you are bypassing the things that make Facebook, Facebook, and emulating a blog by linking directly to content providers that you like to follow. Unfortunately, Facebook and Twitter have displaced a good chunk of the blogosphere from days of yore, replacing a very decentralized and dare I say diverse ecosystem with one that is centralized, controllable and as a consequence, less diverse.

      • UnCivilServant

        @Moj – Viewing is a form of using. I’m glad you found a utility where there wasn’t an obvious one.

      • UnCivilServant

        @ tundra again – Your interaction sounds like the way I use youtube, no account just bookmark the creators whose content I think I might want to watch again later, bypassing whatever algorithmic shenanigans the site tries to pull to impede the core function of the site.

      • Mojeaux

        I only start to hate when people act like it’s important.

        Whether you hate it or not, it is important. It is important in the fact that it is so influential, to the good or ill.

        Unfortunately, Facebook and Twitter have displaced a good chunk of the blogosphere from days of yore, replacing a very decentralized and dare I say diverse ecosystem with one that is centralized, controllable and as a consequence, less diverse.

        In the early days of Twitter, it actually increased the blogosphere’s audience because you could build an audience with people who didn’t know you exist. I remember blogging in the early days of my authorship and I finally went to Twitter, and somebody said OMG MORIAH JOVAN’S ON TWITTER NOW?!?!?!?! and I grew my blog.

        That phase, unfortunately, passed. People got to where they were able to get to the kernel of what would have been a blog post in 40 characters (yes, in those days it was 40) and it got traction and people’s attention spans tanked. You could kind of thread (that’s how hashtags happened) and people could follow a thread, but it was always less than a thoughtful blog post because it could be condensed.

        That might sound bad, and in some ways it is. But if you’ve ever read mommy and DIY blogs where they’re always struggling for content, you’ll find that 80% of what they post is just filler that could have gone into a tweet. No, I do not want to know about your next-door neighbor’s epic fail with peppermint bark that has no instructive value whatsoever. Give me the fucking recipe and instructions. The amount of fluff is maddening.

        I rarely blog anymore, except for here, because I’ve said all I have to say because I don’t do web drama and a good portion of what’s blogged about now (at least in the authorsphere) is just drama. I don’t mind participating vicariously by reading it, but I usually don’t have much of an opinion on it, and if I do, it’s the vastly minority opinion.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Yep. A quick snarky comment followed by a link isn’t a whole helluva lot different than what commonly happens here. Not saying we’re doing journalism but then again I often learn more from Glib links and commentary than I do from the original long form article.

      • Count Potato

        People often post very informative threads on Twitter with plenty of context.

        Although that, or length, isn’t necessary to get actual information out.

        “The covid vaccines don’t prevent transmission.”

        “The New York post recovered a laptop that belonged to Hunter Biden.”

        Both short, true statements that Twitter banned.

      • rhywun

        And like it or not, a lot of people get their “news” from Twitter.

      • Count Potato

        It can break news faster. Someone can tweet faster than someone can put up an article.

      • R C Dean

        Someone can tweet faster than someone can put up accurate, truthful information. .

      • Count Potato

        Because the corporate media is so accurate and truthful?

      • R C Dean

        Of course not. I’m not sure I see the value of putting bullshit in circulation faster, though.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        But enough about Glibertarians.

      • Social Justice is Neither

        Are you claiming NYT gives context and not narrative background?

      • UnCivilServant

        That rag is still in business?

    • Count Potato

      “Finally, they hammered at Musk’s suggestion of easing tensions between China and Taiwan by giving the Chinese some control over Ukraine,”

      ?????

      • hayeksplosives

        I think it might be a typo.

  2. PieInTheSky

    Lakers are as bad as they are – some teams just start slow is all

    • Pope Jimbo

      *crosses his giant foam T-Woofs #1 fingers and hopes for the best*

  3. PieInTheSky

    Game 1 is a mere 36 hours away, and I’ll be there with our very own Brett L – I would not trust Brett L he will try to drink your beer

    • sloopyinca

      At $18 a pop, I ain’t letting nobody drink my beer.

      • Nephilium

        I never thought of ballpark beer being a souvenir, but you do you man.

      • sloopyinca

        The souvenir cup beers are $24.
        The $18 ones are 22 Oz tall boys at least. I guess that’s the price you pay for having a team play for the world championship. So I assume they’re cheaper at Yankee Stadium. I guess somebody can go watch them play in April and report back on that.

      • Nephilium

        Shit… I think they’re $15 (for a decent beer) at Jacob’s field, and about the same at the Muni for regular season games. Hell, one concert venue was $14 for any beer.

        But still… fuck the Yankees.

      • l0b0t

        Sigh… thinks wistfully back to all the fun that was had on the levy in the late ’90s, watching the New Orleans Zephyrs play during Nickel Beer Night.

      • Nephilium

        Before my time… but cheap beer has a history here.

      • PieInTheSky

        That Wikipedia page is deadnaming the Guardians

  4. PieInTheSky

    No good deed goes unpunished. I can’t see how this is anything but a free association and free speech violation. Hopefully she wins. – you can;t go feeding the homeless willy-nilly. What would the FDA or something think.

    • UnCivilServant

      It’s not the FDA that’s upset, it’s the Non-Profit “Charities” who don’t want to be embarassed for someone doing what they claim to be for with less overhead spending on executive salaries.

      • PieInTheSky

        But is the food safe, not to much salt and what about fat content

      • sloopyinca

        I doubt they’re the ones upset at this. It’s local government agencies who are doing a poor job who get upset when someone shows them up.

      • UnCivilServant

        I guess it depends on the locality how the graft gets done.

      • rhywun

        I could see the neighbors being upset – it’s like feeding pigeons, it will just attract more of ’em. *shrug*

      • PieInTheSky

        I fucking hate people who feed pigeons. hangin’s too good for em

      • UnCivilServant

        Hanging doesn’t work all that well for pigeons, they can fly.

      • l0b0t

        Alfred, NY has the fattest stray cats I’ve ever seen; you’ve hit upon the reason.

      • PieInTheSky

        are they friendly? can you pet them?

      • slumbrew

        You can pet anything, at least once.

  5. Drake

    I just don’t know if it’s corruption or overseas pederasty. I guess we’ll find out.

    Ha, good one!

    • Gender Traitor

      Why not… well, you know the rest.

    • WTF

      Menendez has been indicted before, but skated free on a hung jury. Everyone knows he’s corrupt, but he’s a Democrat in NJ and therefore very unlikely to face consequences.

    • Social Justice is Neither

      No claim about consequences was made.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Hold on there. Your article only mentioned the corruption charges he beat in court. No mention at all of any underage prostitutes.

  6. Sean

    “An investigation has since revealed Gaylor was carrying approximately 1 gallon of gasoline in a backpack,” according to the state police statement.

    But why?

    • slumbrew

      Going to gas-up another bike?

  7. Lackadaisical

    ‘Melgen was later convicted of defrauding Medicare patients but had his prison sentence commuted by former President Donald Trump in his final hours in office.’

    That’s disappointing.

  8. Count Potato

    “UC Davis event hosted by conservative student group canceled after 100-person brawl breaks out”

    That article sucks. They mention that some people said some people “wore apparel labeled Proud Boys”, but not who the protestors were.

    • rhywun

      I’m surprised they didn’t find a way to shoehorn “Proud Boys” into the headline.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I was wondering why the Proud Boys would be smashing barricades against the windows of the place. You’d think they’d be more supportive of a conservative speaker.

      They are just so hateful that they can’t control themselves?

      • Pope Jimbo

        For that matter, the story never mentioned who the Proud Boys were battling. I’m guessing it must have been random students who happened to be innocently passing by.

  9. PieInTheSky

    Thinking you have to read all the unread books on your shelves before buying new ones is like thinking a wine connoisseur should drink everything in their cellar before buying any new bottles. Some books just need a bit of shelf-time before they (/you) are ready.

    https://twitter.com/Shakespeare_Co/status/1585223305568563205

    • Fourscore

      Books are meant to be read, wine is meant to be drank. I read the book and pass it along, I have one ready.

      Anyone interest in “James Madison”

      “The Three lives of James Madison”

      It’s an great book, reads like today’s politics. I’d be happy to send it to someone else to enjoy

    • Translucent Chum

      There must be a tax increase being proposed in Ireland.

    • blighted_non_millenial

      Thought he had been saying that to some extent or another for a while now.

      • hayeksplosives

        Yes, he has. But that’s not what people want to hear, so it is underreported and then when he says it again, it sounds like a revelation to some folks.

    • rhywun

      Props for clearing the scales off of his at least a little bit.

      • rhywun

        “eyes”

        Ugh, some days I feel like I’m the stroke victim.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Look, I thought I ordered a Bonobo monkey costume for Halloween.

      I was a bit disappointed when I discovered my dyslexia caused me to accidently click a Bono costume. I just didn’t want it to go to waste.

      Now I will have to parade around the neighborhood in a costume that makes me look like a sub-human.

  10. Lackadaisical

    “Some of the people in the brawl wore apparel labeled Proud Boys, according to reports UC Davis received.

    The Proud Boys are a right-wing extremist group that is considered primarily violent, misogynistic, Islamophobic, transphobic and anti-immigration, according to the Anti-Defamation League.”

    We get an awful lot of slander about the people getting attacked, but strangely little information (none) about who was attacking them. Weird. Must be some sort of coincidence.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      The ADL is a bad joke. It’s like they looked at the SPLC and said “Yeah, let’s do that!”

      • Gustave Lytton

        Well, it’s been profitable for those running SPLC, so why not?

    • WTF

      “is considered” – That’s some fine journalisming, right there.

    • Drake

      Listened to Gavin McInnes yesterday talking about the cancelled talk at Penn State. The usual types showed up and went crazy because somebody was going to say something they disagreed with. Then one of them broke out the bear-spray – all caught on video – and sprayed their own people. The school immediately blamed the Proud Boys and cancelled the event.

      • Count Potato

        That’s double retarded.

      • sloopyinca

        Have you seen the clip of the girl spitting on the “big booty Latina” guy? It’s fucking hysterical.

      • rhywun

        Crazy eyes of evil, that one. *shudder*

      • Drake

        Gavin said he tried to talk Alex out of going out into the mob, but Stein is great at working the crowd and keeping his cool. If she had spit on me, my hand probably would have slapped he face before my brain told it not to.

      • sloopyinca

        I noted that there were cops right behind them but she wasn’t arrested.
        Imagine if that were an anti-abortion protester spitting on someone at a pro-abortion rally. Do you think they’d have escaped arrest? Or escaped being plastered all over the MSM coverage that night?

      • DEG

        I saw video of the cops arresting some of the kids in the mob who clearly, from their signs and other stuff, opposing Stein and McInnis. So they were willing to arrest some. Why they didn’t arrest the girl? No idea.

        I expect the University president will do nothing despite press releases from the University talking about “supporting free speech”. The new University president seems to be a rather woke diversity hire (Indian woman who was, I think, at a university in Tennessee). On the other hand, I’m not certain what the Centre County DA will do with the arrests. In the past, he has made some definitely unwoke decisions about prosecutions.

      • DEG

        In addition: There were police from all over the county there in addition to the State Police. It’s also possible that police from the more rural areas of the county were more willing to bring the hammer down on students.

      • DEG

        Oh, I just remembered something.

        I think spitting on someone counts as Simple Assault in PA. Summary Offense, not arrestable. Police issue citations for it.

        Assuming the law hasn’t changed since I was living there. In other words, Simple Assault not being arrestable was true more than 25 years ago, and is probably still true.

    • The Hyperbole

      We don’t know who was attacking whom from that mess of an article, I gather the assumption here is that the protestors started it but it could just as easily have been the counter protestors.

      • Social Justice is Neither

        We can assume that the same way we can assume the Jews attacked Germany to kick off WWII. Tortured logic and mangling evidence can lead you to all kinds of stupid thoughts.

      • The Hyperbole

        There is no evidence in that article to be mangled.

      • PutridMeat

        Nope, not a contrarian at all.

  11. Shiny Nerfherder

    The paper called Musk a ‘geopolitical chaos agent’ for his suggestions on ending war in Ukraine, protests in Iran and the situation between China and Taiwan

    Because disagreeing with the narrative or advocating for peace is sowing chaos.

    How long before they start committing people to asylums for “psychopathological mechanisms of dissent”?

    • PieInTheSky

      wait how would he end protests in Iran?

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        Does it matter? He’s a chaos agent!

      • PieInTheSky

        I was curious if he said something about it… there is a lot of verbal solidarity with Iran in Europe but that had zero effect.

      • rhywun

        Current year is the worst episode of Get Smart evar.

      • robodruid

        Worst year so far.

      • Gustave Lytton

        You who else was a KAOS agent?

      • WTF

        Hitler?

      • Tres Cool

        Don Adams ?

      • pistoffnick

        Roger Waters?

      • DrOtto

        Johnny Fever before his days at WKRP?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        …Booooger!

      • Aloysious

        Shtarker? Or maybe Dalip?

  12. Gender Traitor

    After the shooting, the 27-year-old rookie officer was fired and charged with two counts of aggravated assault by a public official.

    ::scratches head:: How is that different from aggravated assault committed by a mere mortal?

    • PieInTheSky

      I mean I would think and officer of the law trained and armed by the government and allowed to shoot has a different status than your average mortal and should be held to a higher standard

      • WTF

        should be held to a higher standard

        BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

      • PieInTheSky

        ought, not is

    • Mason

      It enhances it to a 1st Degree Felony, the second highest classification of felony in Texas.

    • Sean

      🙂

    • Fourscore

      Took a few seconds but hey, I’m old. LOL

    • EvilSheldon

      Awwwwww!

  13. Count Potato

    “News of Swifts vinyl totals came on the same day the video of one of her songs was edited to remove a controversial image.

    Taylor Swift’s music video for new single Anti-Hero has been edited to remove a controversial scene showing her stepping onto a bathroom scale which reads ‘fat.’

    The clip on Apple Music, which premiered on October 21, no longer shows a close-up of the scale, with the 32-year old singer simply seen looking at her clone with a shocked expression as she stands in the bathroom.

    The decision to remove the scene comes after fans took to social media to brand the singer ‘fatphobic’ for ‘perpetuating that being overweight is bad.'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11358739/Taylor-Swifts-Midnights-album-sell-500-000-vinyl-copies-one-week.html

    Being overweight is bad.

    • WTF

      HEALTHY AT ANY WEIGHT, FATPHOBIC, BLAERGH YARGLE BARGLE REEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

    • PieInTheSky

      I retain water OK?

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Others slammed the decision to remove the scene, citing Swift’s bravery in addressing body image after she had spoken openly about her own past battle with an eating disorder.

      Eating disorders are fatphobic.

      • WTF

        Depends on the disorder.

  14. Drake

    An honest group of doctors has actually laid out a vaccine injury recovery treatment protocol.

    I was in the lab indusrty until a couple months ago (wouldn’t get vaxxed). I still think a big growth opportunity for the next few years will be diagnosing vax side-effects and working with doctors on treatments.

    • Gender Traitor

      We’ve had two employees in the last couple of weeks miss a day of work after getting their “boosters.” I’m curious to see how much time off people take for that when they have to use their regular PTO instead of the “Emergency PTO” my employer has been providing the last couple of years (but doesn’t plan to offer next year.)

      • Fourscore

        “If you or a loved one has died after receiving a covid booster call 1-800-Amb-Chas”

      • Hyperion

        But their immune system is still somewhat intact, which means they needz moar boosters! The only way to fix an immune system is to kills it off completely!

  15. Certified Public Asshat

    There was a whole boatload of UCL the last two days and 12 teams have punched their ticket to the Round of 16. Spuds were not one of them after a controversial VAR review at the end of their match.

    Sports are stupid. *stabs soccer ball with a knife*

    • Swiss Servator

      *stabs soccer ball with a knife*

      You are Millwall?

  16. Hyperion

    “This is a good decision. Now get rid of the law altogether.”

    Well, he’s just lucky, because that cell phone looked like a gun! Would have been a good shoot! He’s probably one of them mareewaner addict libertarians!

  17. Rebel Scum

    Goodness gracious great balls of fire! All I can say is: wow!

    That’s what I call a hot pursuit.

  18. Hyperion

    “Arizona grandma sues city after she’s arrested for feeding homeless”

    Another pot smoking addict hippy libertarian who thinks people can just do whatever they want. We need RULEZ!

  19. Rebel Scum

    Sen. Bob Menendez, D-N.J., is under federal criminal investigation, sources familiar with the matter told ABC News and confirmed by an adviser to the senator.

    *yawn*

    Dude has a “D” next to his name.

    • Trigger Hippie

      I thought being under criminal investigation was a prerequisite for holding public office in NJ.

      • WTF

        Mostly you have to be a Democrat, so potayto-potahto.

  20. Hyperion

    “Elon Musk mocks New York Times”

    Musk is not a a super smart liberal, that’s why he doesn’t read the NYT. He’s one of those libertarian pot addicts threatening our democracy.

  21. Hyperion

    “Waukesha suspect Darrell Brooks convicted of killing 6 with SUV”

    If only they had common sense SUV control in the Yuppersconsin.

    • The Last American Hero

      Waukesha Forever!!!

  22. Rebel Scum

    UC Davis said it canceled a conservative student-run event Tuesday evening because of a fight outside the venue, including some who might have worn Proud Boys apparel.

    The right-wingers are always causing the left-wingers to have to be violent.

    • WTF

      Hey, MAYBE wearing apparel that offends the left is violence, while attacking the wearer is just responding to that violence against their sensibilities.

      • Hyperion

        Well, I mean “The Proud Boys are a right-wing extremist group that is considered primarily violent, misogynistic, Islamophobic, transphobic and anti-immigration”

        Almost Hitler and all that.

    • WTF

      If by “woke values” they mean massive grift, then sure.

      • EvilSheldon

        Woke values are basically throwing a tantrum until Mommy Government gives you a pacifier made of money.

        So, yes?

    • Trigger Hippie

      ‘“Moscow right now is a hub of corrupt tyranny, censorship, authoritarian repression, police violence, propaganda, government lies and disinformation, and planning for war crimes …’

      It’s like looking in a mirror, eh, Congressman?

      • DrOtto

        The part left out is – “but without us getting our cut.”

      • R C Dean

        “We gave at the Clinton Foundation office.”

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      Democratic Congressman Jamie Raskin has issued a statement saying ongoing military aid to Ukraine is essential because Russia is mean to gay and transgender people.

      I guess we’re going to war with the the entire world except for Western Europe and Canada now.

    • Rebel Scum

      Democratic Congressman Jamie Raskin has issued a statement saying ongoing military aid to Ukraine is essential because Russia is mean to gay and transgender people.

      Ukraine is any different?

      Moscow right now is a hub of corrupt tyranny, censorship, authoritarian repression, police violence, propaganda, government lies and disinformation, and planning for war crimes

      Same goes for Kiev…and DC…

      In supporting Ukraine, we are opposing these fascist views, and supporting the urgent principles of democratic pluralism. Ukraine is not perfect, of course, but its society is organized on the radically different principles of democracy and freedom,” the statement said.

      *outright, prolonged laughter*

      • The Last American Hero

        Damn your fast fingers.

    • rhywun

      I’m glad the serious people are in charge again.

    • The Last American Hero

      “Moscow right now is a hub of corrupt tyranny, censorship, authoritarian repression, police violence, propaganda, government lies and disinformation, and planning for war crimes …’

      And how is that different from Washington DC?

      • dbleagle

        Shhhhh, The Dems are in charge so DC is the lone citadel against evil. Like their movie “Blue Dawn Rasing:.

  23. Hyperion

    “Cantu was shot multiple times by former San Antonio police officer James Brennand”

    WTF? Are they now making hamburgers that look like guns?

    • Tres Cool

      Mark & Don Wahlberg have one, so why not Smith & Wesson.

    • Gender Traitor

      He bit it into the shape of a gun because he didn’t have a Pop Tart.

  24. PieInTheSky

    ‘Why wear white and then rub a red ball on your trousers’

    Former football manager Ian Holloway told #BBCBreakfast he loves watching all types of sport, apart from cricket…

    https://twitter.com/BBCBreakfast/status/1585541975608102913

    I assume baseball is similar

    • Swiss Servator

      The ball is white in baseball.

      • PieInTheSky

        Maybe it would be easier to hit if it was red

      • Swiss Servator

        Probably. I doubt I could ever have hit a well thrown ball, of any color.

      • Surly Knott

        That ball never did anything to me, why would I hit it?

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      3️⃣6️⃣
      8️⃣🟥

      Too many valid options for UR and LL. Went into turn 9 having exactly 1 letter of LR and still almost got it.

      • Grumbletarian

        Daily Quordle 276
        3️⃣4️⃣
        6️⃣🟥

        DIAF, lower right

      • kinnath

        Daily Quordle 276
        4️⃣5️⃣
        7️⃣9️⃣

      • The Hyperbole

        Almost the same but I had 2 letters and only one possible solution so a bit luckier.

        Daily Quordle 276
        3️⃣8️⃣
        5️⃣9️⃣
        quordle.com

        Daily Duotrigordle #239
        Guesses: 36/37
        Time: 03:13.39
        Not too shabby

      • Sean

        Daily Quordle 276
        3️⃣7️⃣
        8️⃣9️⃣
        quordle.com

      • rhywun

        OFFS that was ridiculous.

        Daily Quordle 276
        4️⃣8️⃣
        6️⃣🟥

    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 276
      3️⃣7️⃣
      8️⃣🟥

      Yup. Good start shot to hell by UR.

      • rhywun

        Yeah I didn’t know that morphological construction was fair game.

        And there it is on BL too.

      • Sensei

        I’ve been too immersed in Japanese pop culture. This was the first thing I thought.

        BL

      • rhywun

        Gay.

    • whiz

      Daily Quordle 276
      3️⃣5️⃣
      6️⃣8️⃣
      quordle.com

      Yikes, barely made the line. Missed a 50/50 on UR, but that actually helped me narrow down LR a little bit. Still, LR was nasty.

  26. Certified Public Asshat

    LA is a mess. There's trash all over the roads. Cops don't respond to calls. It's close to anarchy here. Is Garcetti already in Mumbai? Is anyone running this city? Karen Bass seems to be saying she's going to maintain the status quo. She knows how to work the system. No thanks!— Cenk Uygur (@cenkuygur) October 26, 2022

    Get out of your car, grab a garbage bag and start cleaning.— Bobby 🍁 (@montrealdesign) October 26, 2022

    • Certified Public Asshat

      No, that's not my job. Real people don't have time to also be municipal workers. Why doesn't Garcetti get out of his fucking car or leave his mansion and pick up the trash?— Cenk Uygur (@cenkuygur) October 26, 2022

      Cenk is an elite you see.

      • PieInTheSky

        well he is clearly better than plebs such as yourself

      • Grumbletarian

        Holy shit, that quote should hound him the next time that shitheel runs for office.

      • Hyperion

        Is ‘Cenk’ Turkish for asshole?

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        I wonder if these types of discussions were had during the downfall of Detroit as well.

      • Surly Knott

        For decades. Same result.

      • Pope Jimbo

        What is amazing is that if you went to Cenk’s family reunion, Cenk wouldn’t even be the first person you punched. His nephew is Hasan Piker.

        Cenk is at least a half rung up on an “influencer”.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I do hate Hasan more.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        Hasan is an industrious moron, stupid, but very industrious.

      • slumbrew

        Shit, I was agreeing with Cenk up until that second tweet.

        How about, “we pay the highest taxes in the country – I’ll start performing the basic municipal services the state is failing to provide when they start refunding that money”

    • Hyperion

      The problem with the ‘Metaverse’ is that everyone doesn’t want to be forced into a virtual Facebook where they have to be social with 10 year olds. The Zuckerborg is doing OK for a grifting Gray Alien. He’s still struggling to get used to the Earth’s gravity and all.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I think you are under estimating the average person.

      • Hyperion

        Hard to say, I don’t talk to any of them.

    • PieInTheSky

      $META stock decline: explained in 30 seconds.

      Lowest stock price in more than 6 years.
      Product managers, age 23, spending their day like this.

      Is the purpose of this video to attract hot females to apply ? or nerd programmers thinking they have a shot ?

      https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1585446017985806336

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        “I’m a useless twat who gets paid bank. You can be a useless twat too!”

      • DEG

        This.

        Facebook, before it was Meta, moved into the former Sun Microsystems’ campus in Menlo Park, CA.

        When I heard that, I said, “Facebook will end up just like Sun.”

        I expect I will be correct.

      • UnCivilServant

        Bought out by Oracle for its intellectual property and gutted?

      • DEG

        Java, Solaris, and SPARC are still around.

        Oracle killed the deadweight, including in those groups.

      • UnCivilServant

        Solaris and SPARC are being Phased out.

        My entire environment is an Oracle shop, where most ran on SPARC/Solaris starting from before the buyout. I didn’t say they had mismanaged the acquisition, but they did gut the company for it’s choice bits and discard the rest.

      • DEG

        I do have some inside knowledge about the acquisition, which admittedly is a bit dated.

        Yes, Oracle gutted Sun. Oracle only wanted certain things. The effect of the gutting was to remove deadweight.

      • UnCivilServant

        Why does it sound like we’re arguing? I think we’re more or less occupying the same position.

      • Mojeaux

        I am on Facebook for a hobby group, and secondarily to see what my extended family is up to. Facebook shows me neither of these things.

      • Hyperion

        The issue is that the Zuckerborg has the right idea, but with big government’s tentacles up his arse 24/7, he’s gonna fuck it up, that’s the way this thing goes.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Altar Boy #2 was home last weekend and while we were watching some football some crazy ad for the VR metaverse came on and he snorted and said that was a dumb idea. When I asked followup questions he said his opinion was pretty much the standard for all the kids in his classes.

      So maybe that generation is 100% hopeless.

      • UnCivilServant

        Every time I hear descriptions of this “Metaverse” concept my mind goes “So it’s Second Life all over again?” It will fail for all the same reasons.

      • Ownbestenemy

        But in this iteration you can get accused of sexual assault

      • rhywun

        I remember futzing around with Second Life one evening, growing bored, and never looking at it again.

    • PieInTheSky

      election fraud is a myth

      • Hyperion

        Exactly like inflation, GOP just makin this shit up as they go.

      • DrOtto

        Like inflation, it’s transitory, it briefly appears in late October through early November and then goes away before reappearing every 2 years.

    • Hyperion

      If by that, you mean it’s going to look ‘normal’, then yeah. Welcome to the future of elections. We can’t just let you vote for anyone, you might do it wrong. Experts should decide.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I’m hoping that they are at least doing proper preparation and the huge data dump in the wee hours of the morning will be 70% Hobbs to 30% Lake to make it plausible. What made me start doubting the 2020 election was when all the data dumps were 100% Biden and 0% Trump. Then they would say, “well this is from inner Milwaukee and none of those black people would ever vote for Trump, so that is totes reasonable”.

    • rhywun

      Dumbasses.

    • Grumbletarian

      They should stay the course and continue boycotting over half of the country. Just think of all the open places for the homeless to shit in as more companies leave that hellhole.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      So she’s a retarded elementary school principal.

    • Hyperion

      Holy fuck, is that The Bee?

    • Fourscore

      Fetterman for Vice Prez!

  27. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    You should check out the final days of the Brooks trial on Rekieta’s Rumble. Total shitshow. It reminded me of the pointless circular discussions I used to have with my drunk ex.

    If I never hear “subject matter jurisdiction” or “lawful law” again in my life, it will be too soon.

    https://rumble.com/c/RekietaLaw

    • UnCivilServant

      I watched the trial on and off, but I kept getting irritated at the defendant.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Was the ex a lawyer? or just an armchair one?

      (Great cruise writeup, btw.)

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        No, he was a drunk.

        Thanks! re: cruise article

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Eh, lawyer, drunk… wassa diffurnce, HUH?

      • R.J.

        I enjoyed it too! Just got settled and had a chance to say so.

    • Rebel Scum

      *sensible chuckle*

  28. Drake

    The German government really wants WWIII, but it turns out that getting ready for war is too expensive.

    Germany cancels army armaments projects due to inflation and weak euro

    • Hyperion

      You shutup! Lizzy is the new leader of the free world!

    • The Hyperbole

      What was the attack?

      • Rebel Scum

        Some MAGA R’s don’t “honor the sanctity of the elections”.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    There is white stuff on the ground.

    And I’m not ready.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      You wouldn’t make an adequate Scarface.

    • PieInTheSky

      Nonsense. 22C and sunny.

    • robc

      34 and rainy, we missed the snow. For now.

  30. Pope Jimbo

    Daily Ray of Sunshine

    * Special one today. Dad would have been 78 today and he was a probation officer who really did try to help his clients. Here is anohter one.

    • Fourscore

      I wish that I’d had a chance to meet your Dad, Jimbo. Too many good people in the world that we can’t meet. I’ll have to accept you, in spite of what Tundra says.

      Your Dad will be sitting with you in deer season, as mine sits with me.

      • Tundra

        I met his dad. Great guy.

        Happy birthday to him!

  31. PieInTheSky

    First Time Eating Romanian Food in Queens, NYC – Fried Cheese, Pork “Butt”, Cheese Pie

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AspjO1Hg0g

    Not the best representation really… Also the salmon thing is nothing traditional.

  32. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    Today is Simon Lebon’s 64th birthday. SIXTY FOUR. What the fuck.

    But still hot AF

    https://ibb.co/KLDdDnj

    • robc

      RE: last night. The best spot at the end of the runway is on a plane landing. Pretty freaky view from that end. The bar is okay though, Im just not a plane geek.

      From the place I was staying, I had a view to the boat dock in Phillipsburg. Number of boats determined whether or not we went into Pburg that day. Zero or one, sure. Two or three, probably not. Four +, hell no. Stupid cruisers.

  33. Rebel Scum

    Tolerant leftists tolerate!

    A pro-life coffee shop owner in Virginia said he was hospitalized for stress after the onslaught of “lies” from “social media bullies” targeting him and his business.

    Ajay Brewer, owner of Brewer’s Cafe in Richmond, Virginia, announced in a Facebook post that his family-owned coffee shop would be closing its doors after being targeted for his pro-life beliefs.

    In his post, Brewer noted that he, his mother, and his wife quit their jobs seven years ago to move back to his hometown and open up their shop “to give back to the city that made” him.

    Brewer also revealed that he was in his “second long stay in a hospital due to stress and stroke-level high blood pressure” due to the attacks on him and his business.

    • whiz

      People are the worst.

      His first mistake (in the practical sense, not moral sense) was to make his anti-woke political views known in a woke town.

  34. Rebel Scum

    *Laughs in Russian*

    A wind farm is being dismantled in western Germany to make way for an expansion of an open-pit lignite coal mine in a “paradoxical” situation highlighting the current prioritization of energy security over clean energy in Europe’s biggest economy.

    The dismantling of at least one wind turbine at the wind farm close to the German coal mine Garzweiler, operated by energy giant RWE, has already started. RWE says that lignite, or brown coal, has been mined from the Garzweiler coalfields for over 100 years.

    RWE also said at the end of September that three of its lignite-fired coal units that were previously on standby would return to the electricity market on schedule in October.

    • rhywun

      Funny how reality hits you in the face like that.

    • UnCivilServant

      The whole push towards intermittant generation sources and denuclearization has dramatically increased the lignite usage in Germany to cover the base load, it’s been going that way for the past few decades.

      As coals go, Lignite is not particularly clean-burning. It’s actually the sootiest, dirtiest of the coals, but it’s what Germany has.

    • DrOtto

      They’ll be able to replace the energy from the removed turbines by noon.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Them Shakespeareans are a tough bunch

    When Nataki Garrett began to receive death threats early this year, she said her impulse was to retreat.

    “When this first happened, I actually tried to isolate myself,” said the Oregon Shakespeare Festival (OSF) artistic director in an interview with NPR. “The act of threatening is supposed to make you feel isolated. And it does.”

    But isolation isn’t an option when you run one of the country’s oldest and biggest non-profit theater companies.

    So, a few months ago, OSF hired a private security detail to ensure Garrett’s safety when out in public in Ashland, Ore. That’s where OSF, which was founded in 1935, is based, and it’s been Garrett’s home since she took the high-profile job in 2019. “I can’t go for a walk unless I let my security detail know and I plan a route,” Garrett said. “It has completely upended my life.”

    ——-

    Ashland Mayor Julie Akins said she learned about the threats to Garrett during one of her regular meetings with OSF executive director David Schmitz a few weeks before the NPR story came out on Sept. 28. (Schmitz said he believes he first discussed the matter with the mayor at their Aug. 26 meeting.) At first, Akins said she did nothing with the news.

    “I just didn’t want to think that something like that could happen, that someone would make a death threat against a bold, brilliant woman who brings so much value to our community,” Akins said. “I was a little slow to react.”

    Spurred by the media attention after NPR’s story and after talking with OSF, she read out a statement in a city council meeting on Oct. 4 condemning the attacks and vowing to work towards making Ashland, a city of roughly 21,000 residents, around which 90% are white, a safer and more equitable place.

    She said she’s redoubling her efforts to diversify the city’s administration, which is almost entirely white, and is in the process of hiring a Diversity, Equity and Inclusion manager. “It’s not enough to say we don’t support racism,” Akins said. “You have to actually actively fight racism to get the work done.”

    Longwinded bleating about something or other. No details about the origin or motivation for these heinous threats.

    Racism lives on in the hearts of Oregonians. That’s all you need to know.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      The groundlings might throw rotten produce?

    • rhywun

      OFFS.

      Tedious shit that didn’t happen is tedious. But NPR readers will eat that shit up and pat themselves on the back for being brave enough to throw a few DEI hacks some business.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Ashland, a city of roughly 21,000 residents, around which 90% are white,

      and is a leftist college town.

      I was wondering when they would go after the OSF and Angus Bowmer. I guess the plan was just to skinsuit it.

      • Gustave Lytton

        The high school has had Black Lives Matter on their school events signfor over two years now.

    • Gustave Lytton

      More balanced, but still quite slanted

      https://www.mailtribune.com/top-stories/2022/10/25/in-the-face-of-criticism-osfs-nataki-garrett-is-building-a-company-for-the-future/

      Acknowledgments that theaters are built on land that once belonged to Indigenous Americans, for example, were happening before Garrett came to Ashland. She notes that these acknowledgments are standard practice in many theaters in the country.

      Creative casting of Shakespeare’s work is as old as Shakespeare, and the idea that his plays are immovable texts that should uphold the dominant paradigm is historically inaccurate.

      Shakespeare, Garrett said, “actually subversively moved against the dominant power structure, even in writing plays that were about the history of that power structure.”

      Then there is the question of staging new plays.

      It was in the 1950s, Garrett said, when Angus Bowmer, the then-artistic director and founder of the festival, started doing new plays.

      “So this idea that Shakespeare should be at the center,” she said, “it’s not what I inherited.”

      Yeah, crazy idea that a Shakespeare festival should be about Shakespeare.

      • rhywun

        I wonder if they have to acknowledge each individual tribe throughout the history of them slaughtering each other. Or is it just the last one standing, before the white man arrived.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        What are you talking about? The area has only been occupied by one tribe which always got along peacefully with it’s neighbors until they were corrupted by the evil white man.

      • WTF

        Shakespeare, Garrett said, “actually subversively moved against the dominant power structure, even in writing plays that were about the history of that power structure.”

        Yeah Richard III really undermined the Elizabethan power structure.

    • WTF

      She said she’s redoubling her efforts to diversify the city’s administration, which is almost entirely white, and is in the process of hiring a Diversity, Equity and Inclusion manager.

      Well, the city is almost entirely white, so….

      • WTF

        Oops forgot to close tags.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    A wind farm is being dismantled in western Germany to make way for an expansion of an open-pit lignite coal mine in a “paradoxical” situation highlighting the current prioritization of energy security over clean energy in Europe’s biggest economy.

    Fetch me my smelling salts.

  37. Pope Jimbo

    RACISM!!!!!!

    Several Twin Cities news outlets are feeling pushed aside when it comes to voter outreach efforts of various political campaigns.

    This is not something new or instigated by one party, said Sheletta Brundidge, a Minnesota media personality and podcaster.

    Until last week, her company and other Minnesota ethnic media, including the Minnesota Spokesman-Recorder and BLCK Press had not collected one dime of the estimated $145 million in political ad buys in Minnesota. When it did, the total was a “drop in the bucket” compared to overall ad buys.

    “The one thing that the GOP and the DFL can agree on is that they don’t want to support Black media. They might not agree with nothing else, but that one thing they have in common,” she said. “Because the Democrats have us and don’t care, and the GOP don’t want us around.”

    Story is about how a small time black podcaster shook down the DFL. She got the local black churches to not allow pols to talk to their congregations unless they advertised on “black media”. Of course she only got a couple grand. Because of the racists like Brother Keith.

    Not one mention of the fact that maybe if your demographic votes monolithically, there isn’t any incentive to run ads trying to get their vote.

    • rhywun

      It’s racist to not throw money at racist media.

      That is where we are today. Yay.

      • Pope Jimbo

        She deserves the money just because she is black. Not because she can deliver any special value.

    • R C Dean

      they don’t want to support Black media

      The purpose of ad buys isn’t to support the media company, its to communicate with an audience. GOPers don’t buy ads in black outlets because they figure no way the blacks will leave the Dem plantation. Dems don’t buy ads in black outlets because they figure they’ve already got that demographic locked in.

      You see this a lot on the left. The purpose of buying a car isn’t to provide union jobs, for example. They simply can’t comprehend that companies exist to sell products and make money; their only purpose should be to support leftism and leftist constituencies.

      • whiz

        GOPers don’t buy ads in black outlets because they figure no way the blacks will leave the Dem plantation.

        Or that the blacks that read a woke black newspaper are not the ones they need to target.

    • Mojeaux

      there isn’t any incentive to run ads trying to get their vote

      I think there is, when the monolithicity doesn’t know there’s a choice. Of course, they know there’s another dude on the ballot with an R next to his name but that’s all they know.

      I have often wondered why the Rs wouldn’t run factual ads on black radio. “Ask yourself this: why do you keep voting for the same people who do X, Y, and Z awful things to you? This is what they have done: X, Y, and Z” and just keep hammering that. If the black radio station refuses the ad revenue, that’s on them.

  38. Certified Public Asshat

    Transgender businesswoman buys Miss Universe pageant for $20M

    A Thai businesswoman and transgender advocate bought the Miss Universe Organization for $20 million, making her the first woman to own the global beauty pageant in its 71-year history, her company announced Wednesday.

    Lol.

    But also, that is a very passing transwoman. *vows to never go to Thailand*

    • rhywun

      Um… once again, a man has to step in and do a woman’s job. Stunning and brave.

    • Tres Cool

      “transgender advocate”. I think she still has her factory equipment aka the “stench trench”
      Perhaps Im old and could care less (I am), but who really pays attention to such pageants ? How much advertising revenue could a company hope to achieve by owing that?

      • Mojeaux

        I had the same thought, minus the words “stench trench.” Gah.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        That’s a man baby.

      • Fourscore

        So she chairs the “stench trench wench bench”?

  39. The Late P Brooks

    It’s Watergate, all over again!

    The campaign headquarters of Arizona’s Democratic candidate for governor and current Secretary of State Katie Hobbs was broken into this week, a campaign official and law enforcement told CNN on Wednesday.

    Phoenix police responded to a burglary report Tuesday afternoon and “learned that items were taken from the property sometime during the night,” the department said in a statement.

    “This is still an active investigation with detectives checking all security cameras in attempts to identify and locate the subject involved,” the statement said. No suspects have been identified in the burglary.

    A source within the Hobbs campaign told CNN that CCTV video shows the man they say broke into the campaign headquarters. The Hobbs campaign hasn’t been able to get a full inventory of what was taken, the source added.

    Nicole DeMont, who manages Hobbs’ gubernatorial campaign, told CNN in a statement that “Secretary Hobbs and her staff have faced hundreds of death threats and threats of violence over the course of this campaign. Throughout this race, we have been clear that the safety of our staff and of the Secretary is our number one priority.”

    Death threats? If you ain’t getting 100 death threats a day, you ain’t nobody.

    • Grumbletarian

      Phoenix police responded to a burglary report Tuesday afternoon and “learned that items were taken from the property sometime during the night,” the department said in a statement.

      Crates full of Hobbs votes?

  40. Certified Public Asshat

    If Democrats want to actually show who's anti crime they should put the assault weapons ban to a vote in the senate even if it doesn't pass. Get senators on the record.— David Hogg ☮️ (@davidhogg111) October 27, 2022

    Wut.

    • UnCivilServant

      It’s just the mad ramblings of a failed pillow manufacturer.

    • rhywun

      Psst, David… criminals don’t obey gun bans. But you probably knew that.

    • wdalasio

      Sure, Davey,

      Let’s put a gun confiscation bill on the docket three weeks before an election. I’m sure Mark Kelly, Tim Ryan and Rafael Warnock are just chomping at the bit to put their names on that one.

      Are we sure this guy isn’t a GOP plant?

    • kinnath

      If Democrats want to actually show who’s anti crime they should put the assault weapons. . . . . .

      They would put a bill into place to provide a refundable tax credit to members of the citizen militia (aka every adult) for the purchase of firearms.

    • DEG

      It’s a standard tactic for activists of all stripes, all political persuasions.

      Get a recorded vote on a bill. You know who is on your side and who isn’t. You put pressure on those that aren’t. You support candidates challenging those that aren’t.

    • Sean

      Guilty of haircut crimes too.

    • WTF

      Governor Murphy gets a boner.

      • Sensei

        Funny that was my first thought too. It’s like we live in NJ or something.

      • Sean

        lulz

        *waves from the good side of the Delaware*

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      Mr Justice McDermott said that he does not believe the court has heard the truth about the “provenance of the knife and how it was found but he armed himself quickly” and used the knife.

      It was a fucking knife, in his house.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        And attacked his mother too. “Ah like to look after me ma!”

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      Kerrie is considered a moderate risk of violent offending in the future and will be required to work with probation services and engage with anger and violence management if deemed appropriate after his release.

      Totalitarian insanity

      • Gustave Lytton

        Moderate risk of not drinking the koolaid in the reeducation camps, so further brainwashing is warranted.

      • whiz

        In other words, he would protect himself again if required.

    • slumbrew

      That’s utterly insane.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Probably lives in a big gated house in Ballsbridge, the Beverly Hills of Dublin.

    • EvilSheldon

      I hate to say it, especially about the Irish, but there are ways that this could be the right decision. There are also ways it could be a travesty of justice, too. The article doesn’t really contain any relevant information.

      It’s important to remember that your home isn’t a free-fire zone. The housebreaker still has to present a deadly threat.

      • R C Dean

        Breaks into his home and attacks him and possibly his mother. I tend to think that expecting people to carefully calibrate the force they use to defend themselves is unrealistic. The verdict seemed to turn mostly on the fact that the attacker was unarmed, which to my mind doesn’t rule out lethal force in response by any means. I’m not doing an inventory of what someone who breaks into my house and attacks me may or may not have that can be used as a weapon, I can assure you of that.

        At least in the US, the legal standard for lethal self-defense is that the defender must reasonably believe that they will suffer death or great bodily harm from the attacker.

      • EvilSheldon

        “The verdict seemed to turn mostly on the fact that the attacker was unarmed, which to my mind doesn’t rule out lethal force in response by any means.”

        Nor mine. But, the attacker being unarmed can make the ‘reasonableness’ of the defenders’ actions that much harder to demonstrate. Especially to a jury full of idiots who get all their ideas about violence from the TV.

        My first thought, upon reading the article, were “How many wounds did the dead guy have, and how many were in his back?”

      • Drake

        Now that I live in a red state, my home is in fact a free-fire zone to uninvited guests in the middle of the night.

      • EvilSheldon

        If you truly believe this, you are setting yourself up for a really bad outcome.

      • Grumbletarian

        The attacker was drunk, angry, older, taller, and heavier, but the kid should have assumed the guy would only have beaten him into a coma and not to death.

        /Irish judge

    • DEG

      You claim self-defense is not allowed in Europe by linking to a story about an incident in Ireland.

      Europe is a big place with lots of countries. There are countries in Europe where self-defense is allowed. It’s not hard to go find which. I know this is reddit, but this post includes links to citations.

      In other words, your claim that self-defense is not allowed in Europe is horseshit.

      • UnCivilServant

        I always assume that eastern europe operates under a shoot, shovel, and shut up model for self defense, northwest europe (and the islands) takes a “How dare you hurt that criminal!” stance, and southern europe will punish you if you don’t pay off a couple officials.

        Not sure if accurate.

      • DEG

        Also, what Sheldon said.

        Mr Justice Paul McDermott said Dean Kerrie (21) was entitled to use force in defence of himself, his family and his home, but the force he used was “grossly” excessive given that the victim, Jack Power, was unarmed.

        Sounds like self defense is allowed in Ireland, just not under the circumstances involved.

    • Rebel Scum

      A young man who stabbed and killed an intruder who had attacked him in his home in the middle of the night has been jailed for three-and-a-half years by the Central Criminal Court.

      Mr Justice Paul McDermott said Dean Kerrie (21) was entitled to use force in defence of himself, his family and his home, but the force he used was “grossly” excessive given that the victim, Jack Power, was unarmed.

      The intruder may not have deserved to die, but he forfeited his right to live.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    “Let’s be clear: for nearly two years Kari Lake and her allies have been spreading dangerous misinformation and inciting threats against anyone they see fit,” DeMont continued. “The threats against Arizonans attempting to exercise their constitutional rights and their attacks on elected officials are the direct result of a concerted campaign of lies and intimidation.”

    DeMont said that intimidation “won’t work,” and expressed thanks to the Phoenix Police Department for keeping Hobbs and her team safe.

    So brave.

    • Pope Jimbo

      What happened? Did Hobbes go out in public and a voter violently asked her a question?

    • R C Dean

      inciting threats

      What does that even mean?

    • Rebel Scum

      direct result of a concerted campaign of lies and intimidation.

      But enough about Democrats.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    What happened? Did Hobbes go out in public and a voter violently asked her a question?

    Maybe somebody broke through the 150 foot security perimeter in an intimidating manner.

  43. DEG

    Creech, I responded this morning before I went to the gym on the deadthread. Bet is go! Good luck!

    Family attorney Ben Crump — who has taken on some of the nation’s most high-profile police killings of Black people — said the family has been told that the now-fired officer who shot 17-year-old Erik Cantu racially profiled him while searching for a Hispanic suspect.

    Oh no. Ben Crump. The family is shooting themselves in the foot.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    Whip Inflation Now!

    Nearly 400 school districts spanning all 50 states and Washington, D.C., along with several tribes and U.S. territories, are receiving roughly $1 billion in grants to purchase about 2,500 “clean” school buses under a new federal program.

    $400,000 apiece? Sounds like a bargain.

    • Grumbletarian

      Only about 1% of the nation’s 480,000 school buses were electric as of last year,

      And for the low low price of a billion dollars, we’ll get that all the way up to 1.5%!

      • waffles

        my local sd went in on these with funds secured by a representative.
        it’s all so tiresome.

    • Tres Cool

      Is it Final ?

    • PieInTheSky

      are Hokkaido deer like Kobe beef, more marbled than the European equivalents?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Wa-ven! Although they roam free rather than getting massages and beer. Or is it sake?

  45. The Late P Brooks

    The Biden administration is making the grants available as part of a wider effort to accelerate the transition to zero-emission vehicles and reduce air pollution near schools and communities.

    Vice President Kamala Harris and Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Michael Regan announced the grant awards Wednesday in Seattle. The new, mostly electric school buses will reduce greenhouse gas emissions, save money and better protect children’s health, they said.

    As many as 25 million children ride yellow buses each school day, and they will have a healthier future with a cleaner fleet, Harris said.

    “We are witnessing around our country and around the world the effects of extreme climate,” she said. “What we’re announcing today is a step forward in our nation’s commitment to reduce greenhouse gases, to invest in our economy … to invest in building the skills of America’s workforce. All with the goal of not only saving our children, but for them, saving our planet.″

    Yellow is a pretty color.

  46. Sensei

    WASHINGTON — As President Biden was planning a politically risky trip to Saudi Arabia this summer, his top aides thought they had struck a secret deal to boost oil production through the end of the year — an arrangement that could have helped justify breaking a campaign pledge to shun the kingdom and its crown prince.

    It didn’t work out that way.

    U.S. Officials Had a Secret Oil Deal With the Saudis. Or So They Thought.

    And yet Trump asking for investigations from the Ukraine over corruption is problematic and an abuse of power…

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      I noticed that the powers that be turned the media lose on the Saudis recently. I’m seeing ads for expose’s on the corruption of the Saudi regime on TV.

  47. Rebel Scum

    *Faints*

    In recent speeches, Trump has conjured a dark vision, reminiscent of the American carnage speech he gave at his inauguration in 2017: an America going up in flames with the blessings of a cabal of progressive Democrats and their puppet masters. “There is no higher priority than cleaning up our streets, controlling our borders, stopping the drugs from pouring in and quickly restoring law and order in America,” Trump said in a speech this summer. “Despite great outside dangers, our biggest threat in this country remains the sick, sinister and evil people from within.”

    The specifics of Trump 47’s policies—to the extent that Trump bothers with policies—are a matter of speculation. But some broader actions seem certain, according to current and former Trump insiders interviewed by Newsweek: avoiding his first-term approach of appointing people who might protect him from his worst instincts and instead packing the administration with loyalists; trying to get a firmer grip on the military with an eye to consolidating power; drastically shrinking the civil service and throwing a steady diet of red-meat culture-war goodies at his base.

    I’m not seeing the problem.

    These policies would open the door even wider than it already is to the disenfranchisement of voters, including Blacks, LGBTQ people and Native Americans. The FBI, Internal Revenue Service and the military could be harnessed to harass or imprison his political enemies. Foreign policy would be turned on its head, as Trump resumes his antagonism toward allies in Europe and renews his friendship with Vladimir Putin. And basic democratic norms, such as the constitutional prohibition of a third presidential term, could give way.

    In other words, it would be classic Trump—but more so, and with fewer obstacles standing in his way. “If you thought it was insane during his first term, you haven’t seen anything yet,” says Reed Galen, co-founder of the Lincoln Project, a Republican-run political action committee that opposes Trump and Trumpism.

    Unlike Joe, the uniter in chief.

    • R C Dean

      These policies would open the door even wider than it already is to the disenfranchisement of voters, including Blacks, LGBTQ people and Native Americans.

      These people truly live in an alternate universe.

    • Hyperion

      Hey, it’s now difficult for middle class families to even afford food, their life savings are pretty much gone and we have an insane government who are sending all of our money they have not already wasted, to the most corrupt country in Europe so we can apparently try to start a nuclear war. But hey, no more mean tweets!

  48. Sensei

    For those still trying to duck covid, the isolation is worse than ever

    Of course Jeremy Pelofsky and Christine Grimaldi want people to meet their new baby. This is their only child, after all, the long-awaited first grandkid on either side.

    But first, some ground rules.

    The visit will take place in the backyard. Anyone who wants to come over will need to take a rapid coronavirus test. And if guests want to hold the baby or go inside to use the bathroom, they’ll be asked to wear a mask.

    These measures seem like common sense to Pelofsky and Grimaldi. They’re trying to keep themselves and their infant safe, plus they want to protect their elderly parents and do their part to reduce community spread. Not long ago, the couple felt that their precautions were in sync with much of the rest of society. But in recent months, their idea of covid common sense has grown painfully out of tune with the view that it’s time to throw caution to the wind and masks in the garbage.

    “I didn’t feel draconian before, and I feel draconian now,” says Grimaldi, 36. “Everyone seems to have abandoned the things that were de rigueur before.”

    Does anyone want to guess the demographics of these people?

    • PieInTheSky

      Hispanic miners?

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      Insufferable?

    • Hyperion

      People who at least pretend to read the NYTs?

    • R C Dean

      They don’t dine indoors at restaurants. They continue to practice social distancing. They wear highly protective masks if they must visit a doctor or stop at a pharmacy.

      Many of them would like the unmasked masses to know that this isn’t easy and that it’s only gotten harder.

      *checks box of fucks to give, finds it empty*

    • PutridMeat

      I am an empty vessel unable to infer any information from context or previous knowledge and experience, or at least I play one on a blog.

      Therefore: There is no information in that article or your excerpt that allows me do infer any conclusions with any degree of certainty. They could equally well be MAGA DeSantis supporters on their way to a Proud Boys meeting while sending money to Kari Lake, or college indoctrinated woke radical leftists supporters of medical fascism. Or Bonobo Chimps or amoebas for that matter. How could I possibly know?

      • R C Dean

        The Neurotic-American community appears to be a fast-growing demographic.

      • Hyperion

        When reality finally kicks in, when mum says she can no longer pay my internet and phone bill and starts threatening to evict me from the basement, there is going to be an mass public event of apocalyptic mental breakdown unlike anything seen before in history.

      • EvilSheldon

        Sadly, these aren’t the cretinous grad-student basement-dweller crowd. These people are wealthy, successful, and high-status.

    • slumbrew

      I skipped down to the comments after a bit.

      JFC.

    • KSuellington

      Wow, their picture is exactly the picture that I had in my mind of them before scrolling down to it.

      Interesting that after all this time there still hasn’t been a RCT study that I am aware of that lends strong evidence of the protective effects of mask wearing in regards to the Vid. You’d think the Luv Science!! types might have picked up on that by now.

    • Raven Nation

      If I were paranoid, I’d say there is a growing effort to resurrect covid. I get news alerts from Radio NZ. Used to get daily covid numbers but they disappeared months ago. Just this week they’ve starting pushing out numbers again.

      • Sensei

        Influenza usually starts in Asia and migrates here.

        What impact does the reversed seasons have influenza in the NZ? When is peak flu season?

  49. Mojeaux

    To those of you with doom’n’gloom rainy weather in the fall *koffDEGkoff*, please send your weather my way. It is fall. We have a drought. I WANT MY DAMN AUTUMN RAINS!!!

  50. The Late P Brooks

    When in doubt, lie

    It’s an event that will serve as a real-time demonstration of a cold political reality. Despite shepherding one of the fastest economic recoveries in modern history, and securing four major cornerstone legislative wins tied to his economic agenda, economic discontent, particularly over high inflation, is still imperiling Democratic majorities in the House and Senate.

    “We can talk about what we’ve done, all these huge legislative wins, ‘til we’re blue in the face,” one Democratic campaign official said. “If people can’t feel it, it doesn’t matter at this point.”

    The President has focused on drawing a contrast between the two parties for weeks, but his sharpened message comes as Democrats grow increasingly concerned about the possibility the narrow universe of undecided voters could break sharply against their party in the closing days of the campaign.

    ——-

    At the heart of the political message is something that has appeared prominently in Biden’s own remarks in recent days.

    “Everybody wants to make it a referendum, but it’s a choice,” Biden said in a speech earlier this week, detailing his view that Republican congressional majorities “are going to crash the economy.”

    Biden, who has mostly avoided large campaign rallies in favor of official events meant to promote his agenda, has sharpened his attacks recently on Republicans for threatening to undo the steps he says have lowered costs for Americans.

    “There are two very different ways of looking at our country. One is, as I’ve said before, the view from Park Avenue, which says help the wealthy and maybe that’ll trickle down to everyone in the country. The other is from Scranton or Claymont or thousands of cities across the country like the place I grew up,” he said at the White House on Wednesday, referencing towns in which he lived as a child in Pennsylvania and Delaware.

    Do you want to go back to the grotesque Hellscape of impoverishment which was 2018? Or do you want to let Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren help to bring forth a golden age of utopian fascism? Choose wisely, America.

    • R C Dean

      Despite shepherding one of the fastest economic recoveries in modern history,

      Which is weird, since we are in a stagflationary recession.

      securing four major cornerstone legislative wins tied to his economic agenda,

      As near as I can tell, the agenda is to destroy the energy economy and loot the treasury.

      Odd, that the voters aren’t on board.

      • Hyperion

        “one of the fastest economic recoveries in modern history”

        From completely hopeless to almost completely hopeless? Even that is a lie.

    • EvilSheldon

      “If people can’t feel it, it doesn’t matter at this point.”

      Think about that for a minute, buddy. Why can’t people feel it?

      • Hyperion

        We failed to keep the Fentanyl from flowing across the border?

    • Rebel Scum

      Biden, who has mostly avoided large campaign rallies in favor of official events meant to promote his agenda

      Fascinating framing.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        His appeal has become more selective.

      • Sensei

        “The band’s popularity isn’t waning. It’s just that their appeal is becoming more… selective.”

  51. kinnath

    I am in back to back meetings running into the lunch hour.

    I will watching the comments on the lunch post sporadically.

  52. The Late P Brooks

    In other words, it would be classic Trump—but more so, and with fewer obstacles standing in his way. “If you thought it was insane during his first term, you haven’t seen anything yet,” says Reed Galen, co-founder of the Lincoln Project, a Republican-run political action committee that opposes Trump and Trumpism.

    And if you didn’t think it was particularly insane…

    You’re a NAZI!

    • Hyperion

      Somehow I slept through all of that and woke up to the worst economy I have ever seen with a government in charge hell bent on getting us into a nuclear war. I must be a Nazi I guess, no other explanation is possible.

  53. The Late P Brooks

    These measures seem like common sense to Pelofsky and Grimaldi.

    Crazy people believe crazy things.

    How revelatory.

  54. Gender Traitor

    Leaking tire fixed free fer nuthin’at Discount Tire, where I’d bought the set <50,000 miles ago! Right rear tire had picked up a "hitchhiker" – bolt head or some sort of hardware. Warranty for the win!

    • Mojeaux

      Husband likes to have our tire and alignment issues done at Firestone because of the warranties and also, my Guy™ doesn’t do alignments and also, my Guy™ isn’t open on the weekends.

      • Gender Traitor

        Discount Tire got the biz back when because they were closest to my office when I got the flat tire, limped the rest of the way to work, and then had AAA tow me. 🙂

      • Mojeaux

        Proximity is a bonus!

  55. Hyperion

    It’s going to be fun to watch the GOP take back both houses and then watch Turtlehead, McCarthy, Manchin, and gang ‘reach across the aisle and let the healing begin’. At this point, I am not sure who I hate the most, the insane dems or the spineless blob GOP.

    • Aloysious

      Hate them all. Works for me.

  56. Tres Cool

    How did the skeleton try to build muscle?

    Dead lifts.

    • Hyperion

      Dude, are you going to tell that one when you are handing out rainbow Fentanyl to the kiddies?

  57. The Late P Brooks

    Sadly, these aren’t the cretinous grad-student basement-dweller crowd. These people are wealthy, successful, and high-status.

    Only the newest and best Apple laptops for them!

  58. The Late P Brooks

    White House officials said Wednesday that Biden’s message in Syracuse would offer a sharp rebuke of Republicans’ plans, including the potential of sending the country into default by refusing to raise the debt ceiling.

    Risk of default? You should be more worried about the spike in interest payments on government borrowing. The debt ceiling will become largely irrelevant.

    • Rebel Scum

      It’s irrelevant in that it has never actually been a ceiling.

      • Raven Nation

        It’s also irrelevant because a default is not the problem. It’s when a large number of creditors decide (finally come to the realization) that most of the debt is never going to be re-paid.