Thursday Morning What’s He Doing Here Links

by | Oct 13, 2022 | Daily Links | 281 comments

Weasels ripped my flesh.

Yeah, every once in a while, I pop up during the week. With no warning. This time, though, I don’t have on the clown costume, so it’s less frightening.

Speaking of less frightening, there’s many interesting birthdays today, including a guy who is not well known today but was… interesting; one of our true spiritual fathers; the last of the skilled editorial cartoonists; the one true god of jazz piano; a comedian who was more notorious than actually, you know, funny; one of the pioneers of Langmuir-Blodgett films and one or two other things; the one true god of jazz bass; a pop singer who actually managed to make interesting music; the reincarnation of the mummy of Amenhotep; a prolific cookbook author whose dishes were at once earnest and remarkably bland; a woman whom I taught about oral sex; the finest wide receiver I ever saw- or am ever likely to see; a guy whom I can’t decide is more funny or tiresome; and a walking punchline and a doppelganger of Mr. Ed.

On to the actual Links.

 

It’s fortunate that emotion is not part of jurisprudence.

 

There is no truth to the ugly rumors that this was Heroic Mulatto.

 

If an election strategy isn’t working, double down. I actually am happy about this because it keeps them busy with useless and harmless activity. And when the Team Blue house organ says it’s not working…

 

“Kamikaze.” You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

 

Well, this should certainly be on top of our list of concerns.

 

This has always worked so well in the past.

 

Old Guy Music is something I don’t intend to be for at least 3 more days.

Here comes the crazy girl

I go out of control,

and crash into your world

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Old Man With Candy

Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

281 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    “It’s fortunate that emotion is not part of jurisprudence.”

    Absolute complete horseshit.

    • UnCivilServant

      In a sane world, the appeals court would require the judge to cover Jones’ legal costs as it orders a real trial with a different judge.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      If Adam Lanza had not killed himself…he would be treated better than Alex Jones.

    • The Other Kevin

      I read yesterday this is more than they awarded for VIOXX, which caused 800,000 heart attacks.

  2. Drake

    I never thought that the Sandy Hook shooting was staged – until they fined a guy a billion dollars for talking about it.

    • Count Potato

      It was always very suspicious. Connecticut passed a law making it illegal to release evidence.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Didn’t they tear the building down shortly after too?

      • Count Potato

        Yes, and the demolition crew had to sign NDA’s.

    • Count Potato

      “Gov. Dannel Malloy signed a bill into law Wednesday that will block photos and videos investigators took at the Sandy Hook school shooting crime scene from being released to the public.

      The bill has a wider effect in Connecticut and will block graphic images from all homicide cases in the state from being released….

      There are also concerns about the secretive process. The bill did not go through the normal public hearing process.

      “I think everyone understands and sympathizes with the situation but there needs to be some public comment and debate,” Colleen Murphy, the executive director of the FOI Commission, said.

      The state’s FOI Commission said there are reasons why police records are made public.

      “We want to make sure police response was appropriate, and we can judge for ourselves what happened,” Murphy said.”

      https://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/lawmakers-vote-to-keep-sandy-hook-crime-images-private/1945297/

      https://newrepublic.com/article/113449/newtown-photos-spark-controversial-connecticut-law

      • Count Potato

        Perhaps worth noting, some of the legislators wanted to also include the 911 calls and death certificates.

      • Count Potato

        Fake but accurate.

      • Drake

        So there really was no Discovery phase of the Jones trial, just straight to penalties?

      • UnCivilServant

        Correct, they kept ordering him to produce documents that didn’t exist, then declared him guilty.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      Yeah, my tinfoil needs have skyrocketed over the last few years.

    • Grumbletarian

      In other news, Dorothy was fined a billion dollars for paying attention to that man behind the curtain.

  3. Count Potato

    “He had faced a trial in June for allegedly assaulting the public defender assigned to represent him while they were meeting in jail.”

    Double genius.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Face tats are always a good sign.

      ALWAYS.

  4. Shpip

    The House committee investigating last year’s attack on the Capitol will assemble Thursday for what could be its final public hearing ahead of the midterms,

    I’d honestly forgotten about these guys. The democrat campaign this season seems to be all abortion, all the time. Wonder how that’s going to work out for them.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Locally one of the Dem candidates is running ads attacking her GOP rival’s hard line on abortion. The guy is a ultra-hardliner who has said he opposes abortion even for victims of rape and incest, but the end of the ad is “He even said he would oppose funding Planned Parenthood!!!!!!!!”

      I don’t know about others, but any traction you might have made with me in painting your opponent as a kook just went out the window with that statement

      • UnCivilServant

        Won’t fund a disgusting organization that murders children and sells baby parts so its execs can buy new lambos every year?

        I’m not seeing the issue.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        But mamo grams.

      • Brawndo

        Mamo grams didn’t exist until PP invented them. So sayeth we all

      • UnCivilServant

        That reminds me. While I was out in public earlier this week I ended up seeing the trailing end of a political ad. At first I took it for an attack ad because when I started seeing it, it spoke of how the candidate helped get red flag laws passed. Then it moved on to use euphemisms for abortion, I realized whoever created the ad thought these were good things.

      • Rat on a train

        Spanberger is pounding the abortion message. Vega his hitting back about Spanberger’s voting record that aligns with Biden and Pelosi.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos

    • DEG

      The democrat campaign this season seems to be all abortion, all the time.

      It’s mostly abortion here in NH.

      Occasionally some Dems channel Trump – “I authored this bill to truly Drain the Swamp” – or distance themselves from BLM/Antifa – “I really support the police and have voted for funding for them!”

  5. Count Potato

    ““Kamikaze.” You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

    I remember they when they were so popular the bar kept “kamikaze mix”.

    • Drake

      Isn’t it just a margarita with vodka instead of tequila?

      • Count Potato

        The big difference is time. People can order a bunch of kamikaze shots, down them, then order another round. While people generally sip margaritas.

      • pistoffnick

        …using blue curacao…

        I think we all know how THAT ends!

      • R.J.

        “My poo is blue!
        What will I do?
        My drinks were blue too!
        Now I have stained the loo…”

      • pistoffnick

        Ask BrettL about his Zoomed blue curacao escapade…

      • Brett L

        I have no recollection of said incident.

    • Sensei

      So any guided munition is now sentient and a kamikaze?

      I’m assuming the “kamikaze” usage with drone is used to distinguish it from ones that do reconnaissance and/or are reusable.

      • UnCivilServant

        Oh, no ya’ll misunderstand.

        A kamikaze drone is one that generates wind to push Mongol ships away from the coast.

      • Rat on a train

        They are sentient and each one has volunteered for the glorious cause.

      • waffles

        stealing this

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        We finally have cannon fodder AI.

    • waffles

      People are saying that the use of drones in this manner is desperation but that doesn’t really bear out. I’m sure an explosive suicide drone is cost effective versus a missile. Guidance is much easier as you have a pilot. You save on fuel as you only need to go one way. This also increases the payload.

      A drone that is expected to return home and be rearmed carries a lot less ordnance. It’s basically a V1 rocket for the 21st century.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Is it desperation when we use drones? It’s just a sign of adaptation to the realities of a given battlefield and they’re often swarmed as a distraction to sneak a missile in.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Guess it depends on how many they have, and what they were designed for. If they’re refitting drones to be single use bombs for what amounts to a psy-op to shore up support at home, that smacks of desperation. Hampering long term capability for a short term PR gain isn’t a great military strategy.

      • Swiss Servator

        Wait…blowing up apartment buildings, strip malls and water treatment plants isn’t the best use of precision munitions when you are getting pushed back?

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Didn’t the United States military demolish Iraq’s civilian infrastructure for electricity and water almost immediately upon our invasion (pick your choice of invasions) or am I mistaken about that?

      • Swiss Servator

        Stupidly knocked down a bunch of power lines. “Hey, Fatima can’t run her rice cooker…that’ll make Saddam surrender!”

      • dbleagle

        The US spent a great deal of energy on trying to knock out easily replaceable distribution nodes. Many Iraqi people took the unenergized lines as an opportunity to steal the copper. In 2003 you would occasionally see a pickup truck dangling from a high voltage waaaaaay up in the sky. The numbskulls disassembled their own energy grid.

      • Bobarian LMD

        It was a bad lesson learned from the Kosovo distraction.

        We bombed Serbian forces for 60 days to no real effect, then started bombing infrastructure and the Serbian voters got pissed at Milosevic.

    • Brawndo

      Divine wind. Also what I call my farts.

    • Spartacus

      When I was a student at U of Florida in the 1980s, the bar across the street (more or less) from the stadium used to have “kamikaze halftime” where kamikaze shots were $1 during halftime of football games. You’d go in, and the bartender had stacks and stacks of premixed drinks in covered jello shot cups. The goal was to see how many you could down in the 12 minutes you had before heading back to the stadium. In those days they opened the gates at halftime so after the end of the second quarter people could freely go in and out.

      Ah, the good old days…

  6. Sensei

    Speaking of Jan 6th. I’m enjoying the juxtaposition of these two headlines right next to each other on the WSJ home page.

    Iran’s Women Brave Extraordinary Risks to Protest

    Jan. 6 Committee Hearing to Feature New Video Testimony, No Live Witnesses

    • Spartacus

      “Jan. 6 Committee Hearing to Feature New Video Testimony, No Live Witnesses”

      This is how I know there will be no indictments. None of the “evidence” they are collecting will be admissible in court. They basically have nothing except carefully edited snippets of deposition video. It’s enough to get the usual people yapping and snarling, but useless for an actual legal case.

  7. Shpip

    Arab rioters threw Molotov cocktails and rocks and fired fireworks toward Israeli forces throughout east Jerusalem starting early in the evening. Jerusalem Mayor Moshe Lion’s car was also pelted with rocks on his way to a Sukkot event in east Jerusalem.

    Fiery but mostly peaceful, I take it.

    • WTF

      My favorite MSM phrase from the riots was “The peaceful protest intensified”.
      Anything to avoid telling the truth.

  8. Tundra

    Good morning, Old Man.

    Maybe it’s lack of sleep, but sweet Jesus those are depressing lynx.

    Great song, though.

    • Old Man With Candy

      And a great backstory.

    • SDF-7

      The news has been damned depressing for at least a couple of weeks now — or so I find it. I may have to take a mental sabbatical soon just to avoid spiraling downward into a Nine Inch Nails video… um, into a bout of rage and depression. Or I should just walk more. One of the two.

  9. PieInTheSky

    Well back in old romania. Palma was nice bit i think i was just not in the mood for it… Now i need to see what happened at work during my absence as this was not a good time for time off

    • PieInTheSky

      I spent to much money and probably drank to much wine. Mallorca wine is ok not great. The local grapes produce light wines without much complexity of any.

      • Old Man With Candy

        Spud and I are going on a major Georgian binge tomorrow.

      • Ted S.

        You’re going to eat Stacey Abrams’ ass?

      • WTF

        Jesus Christ, I thought SugarFree was disturbing.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        The Donner Party could have survived all winter on that ass.

      • Sean

        lulz

      • Chafed

        But would it have been worth it?

      • Fourscore

        Heroic Mulatto would not have found that comment stimulating

      • db

        damn!

    • Aloysious

      Old Romania?

      *furiously checks maps*

      Well where the heck is New Romania?

      • Rat on a train

        Moldova?

  10. rhywun

    Voters may care more about the cost of French fries than January 6 panel’s compelling evidence

    Never change, CNN.

    • Rat on a train

      So compelling there is no reason to allow opposing testimony.

    • WTF

      “Compelling”, they said without evidence.

      • rhywun

        That 100% inflation in the cost of food? Pish-tosh! Silly Trumpers.

      • Rat on a train

        Hey, but thanks to Brandon we’ve recovered all the jobs lost due to Democrat lockdowns.

      • Social Justice is Neither

        Or they’ve just fallen out of the unemployment metric and will never be recovered.

  11. Lackadaisical

    “There is no truth to the ugly rumors that this was Heroic Mulatto.”

    Unless that tattoo reads: “eat ass like a King’ I don’t believe it is him.

    • R.J.

      When you see someone with tattoos like that, it must be because they just got out of prison., and are looking for a way to get back in.

    • Brawndo

      Is HM still around? Haven’t seen him post in a long time.

  12. Shiny Nerfherder

    Michael Cohen says he fears for his safety if Trump becomes president again

    That sounds to me like a reason to vote for Trump.

  13. Shiny Nerfherder

    I hate printers.

    They ought to be the simplest, most reliable computer items around by now, but they still suck after 50 years of development.

    • UnCivilServant

      I’ve had the same home laser printer for… so long I can’t remember when I bought it. The darn thing has even lost parts that I can’t really identify when I battered it, but still prints just fine. the biggest of its bells and whistles is duplex printing.

      Perhaps you’re buying the wrong printers?

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        I just need a dead simple laser printer that has MICR toner available for check printing. They’re either hyper expensive or junk or they come with 18GB of bloatware.

      • Sensei

        You’d think some third party would make MICR toner for just about every printer.

      • UnCivilServant

        Well when you start having specialized functionality requirements most users don’t, you’re going to have that issue. It’s not the fault of the printer that so few people even use checks, let alone need to print them.

      • R.J.

        The MICR part makes it difficult to find. Special check printing toner with special printer requirements. Ugh.

    • Rat on a train

      PC LOAD LETTER?

      • Nephilium

        Damn it people. PC stands for Paper Cartridge. Load Letter means it’s out of letter sized paper. When you only had 2 rows of 8 characters you couldn’t exactly write even a Hemingway short story on the display. The meaning of the error would also be obvious if you RTFM.

      • UnCivilServant

        Except nobody calls it a Paper Cartridge. And “Out of Paper” would fit in the same space.

      • Nephilium

        The printer manufacturer, and the manual referred to it as a paper cartridge. And most of those printers could be configured with multiple cartridges of different sized paper. Now, including the bay of the cartridge that would need to be refilled would probably be more detailed, I doubt people would prefer Bay 1 Load Letter.

      • UnCivilServant

        Including which tray it thought was empty would at least have included useful information.

      • Sensei

        Yes, but early HP network printers frequently randomly defaulted to A4.

        You had get up and tell the damn printer that the currently full cartridge was full of Letter size paper. After which your job would print.

        I’m assuming this is where the joke came from in the film.

      • UnCivilServant

        So, it was poorly designed all around.

    • waffles

      They suck on purpose. No company wants to sell a printer that just works or they would go out of business. Even with planned obsolescence it’s a tough piece of equipment to make a buck selling.

      • Nephilium

        Back in the day, most inkjet printers were sold either at cost, or at a minor loss when they were first released. The money was in the cables and (more importantly) the ink. That’s why the printer companies fight against the refill kits so hard, even to the point of putting microchips on the print cartridge to just say it’s empty after a certain duty cycle.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I did a consulting stint at Best Buy back in the late ’90s. We were excited because we qualified for employee pricing. We were sure that we’d all get sweet deals on new PC’s (this was back when a new PC was $2-3K). The people we were working with at BBY just laughed and said we might get $100 off the price we saw in the stores.

        They made nothing on the PC. The money was in cables, floppies (yes, they were still a thing), CD’s and other accessories.

        The need to keep selling ink is the reason that the only innovation printer companies made was to add checks to make sure you were only using Brand X print cartridges and not some generic knock off. Or worse yet, refilling a cartridge with ink.

      • Nephilium

        I worked retail at OfficeMax back in the day. One of the supervisors had the brilliant idea to put a little red dot sticker on the price tags for the high margin items in the computer/electronics department. Made it real fun when the customer asked why all the cables had little red dots on the price tags. No employee discount at OfficeMax, other then twice a year you got a certificate for 10% off a single item (it may have been 25% off non-computer items). Once for Christmas, and once for Back to School.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Don’t they still do that? I bought my HP printer about four years ago for $40. It has a top feeding scanner, touch panel, wireless, even built in fax.

      • UnCivilServant

        If it doesn’t use that error message ironically, they’re missing out.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I hate printers because in the Bad Old Days, the #1 complaint I would get from clients was that the web page didn’t print “correctly” for one of their customers. I would try to explain that there really is nothing you can do to make web pages print as nicely as catalog pages.

      My clients were in the apparel business so they were used to having pixel perfect layouts in a catalog. They couldn’t understand why the same couldn’t be done on a dynamic web page.

      Every time I’d finally get badgered into looking into some “problem” for an important customer, they’d have some crazy ass printer or they’d have manually set up 5″ margins for any print job.

      I eventually just started charging them extra for any ticket involving a printer. That ended it. Turned out print quality wasn’t really that important.

    • Brawndo

      The Treasury gets all the good printers.

  14. Sensei

    CPI just came in 2bps higher than expected. Prepare for the usual market reaction…

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      Boom. Glad I went short yesterday,

  15. DEG

    “My fear is that you’re going to see like what you see in Russia right now,” Cohen added in an interview with ITK this week. “All of these individuals flying out of windows or mysterious deaths of suicide. Donald has a very long list of — we’ll call it an enemies list — and I’m certain that I am definitively on it.”

    Now do the Clintons.

    I went through last night’s FreedomFest post and responded to a bunch of comments over there.

    I didn’t get up early enough to make the gym. I overslept. But, I think I can get breakfast in before my early work meeting. Gym at lunch if all goes well.

    • PieInTheSky

      Training in the early afternoon is most efficient anyway

      • DEG

        Doesn’t work with work.

      • UnCivilServant

        Just do deadlifts during the meeting.

      • DEG

        Wifi at the gym sucks.

  16. PieInTheSky

    Official inflation in romania is 16% . I wonder what it will be this winter with energy prices…

    • Nephilium

      Fuck… 16% is the official number? I assume your government cooks the books as much as possible, so the real inflation is higher, or would that be a mistake?

      • PieInTheSky

        I would think at least 20

      • rhywun

        Does it include food and gas? I think ours doesn’t which is why it’s BS.

      • Brawndo

        The working poor spend a higher percentage of their pay on food/gas than the comfortable middle class/upper class, so when gas doubles in price in a year and food goes up 20-100% depending on the item, it really fucking hurts.

  17. Sensei

    How Not to Punish the Saudis on Oil Prices

    The ingenious plan seems to be to tell the Saudis that unless they do what Mr. Biden wants, the U.S. will shoot itself in the head.

    It seems consistent with most ideas out of the WH. I’d expect no difference with regards to Saudi Arabia.

    • rhywun

      The House defense authorization bill includes a limit on future arms sales to the Kingdom

      That’s gotta be a bluff.

      • UnCivilServant

        “We stopped selling to the Kingdom. These days we sell directly to the King”

    • blighted_non_millenial

      With the exception of trying to use antitrust litigation against OPEC and state owned petro companies, I don’t see anything else I don’t like.

    • Drake

      I’m baffled by the strategy. Are we not going to keep selling them military hardware – which they’ll just buy elsewhere?

      • Sensei

        Exactly. And we control the all important spares.

      • Drake

        They control the all important oil. I bet they could work a deal with the Chinese or Russians for 5th Generation fighters.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’s all bully all the time from the USA for foe, sorta friend, and friend alike. We really are sowing the wind with all of this stuff.

      • Drake

        BRICS is the response to all our bullshit. It doesn’t seem to get talked about in our business news but they are in serious talks about not just a trading partnership but also creating a new reserve currency. Turkey and Saudi Arabia are seriously talking about joining while our administration is being asshole to the world.

    • Urthona

      It was just revealed also that they asked the Saudis only to delay this oil output reduction until after our elections.

      In other words, they don’t really give a shit. Just want to win the next election.

  18. Ted S.

    I didn’t know you saw Don Hutson play. I mean, I know you’re old, but not *that* old.

    • Old Man With Candy

      I always thought I’d never see a better wide receiver than Raymond Berry. The Fred Biletnikoff came along. “OK, I’ll never see one better than that!” Then a few years later… surprise!

  19. Pope Jimbo

    Daily Ray of Sunshine

    *This story should have focused way more on the couple that found the dog. They are the ray of sunshine. To step up when you realize you know the perp is good.

  20. R C Dean

    “Yeah, every once in a while, I pop up during the week. With no warning.”

    Impressive, at your age.

    • Old Man With Candy

      I have scared some of the coeds.

      • Fourscore

        Mispelled scarred

      • Swiss Servator

        Toe-may-toe, Toe-mah-toe.

  21. Pope Jimbo

    Profiles in Courage

    Outside of the Minneapolis City Council meeting, Communities United Against Police Brutality activists and some experiencing homelessness, gathered to share a resolution to put a moratorium on camp evictions in the city. They say evictions are causing health issues linked to fatigue, stress and trauma. They also say it makes it harder to help those unhoused in the city.

    The group brought the resolution to the council as it convened – and councilwoman LaTrisha Vetaw stayed back to hear their plea.

    “I want to help,” Vetaw said. “I want to help the people that want help.”

    Despite a passionate ask and multiple attempts, Vetaw did not sign the resolution. She said the homelessness issue isn’t that simple of a fix and encouraged the group to look for answers at Hennepin County.

    “You all are misplacing the energy,” Vetaw said. “The county has the pocket strings for housing. We have a very small budget here as a city.”

    Sadly, not groveling at the feet of the homeless and passing them off to another govt body (with deeper pockets) actually is better than most.

    • R C Dean

      Does the county really have more money than the major city? That would be highly unusual.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        “The county has the pocket strings for housing. We have a very small budget here as a city.”

        Probably not more money overall, but I’d bet the county has a great deal more money left on the table (i.e., not taxed and with the citizen’s) compared with the city and Vetaw viewsall money as the government’s money.

        There is a city near me that has a tax rate 400% that of the county bordering it. I’d bet the city’s budget is much higher but they are insolvent. The city council wants the county to absorb the city, raise taxes on county residents, and use that money for the city. It’s become a massive battle. I’m guessing the city council members think they will replace the county board in elections when the city residents can vote… or at least it’ll be rigged that way. Similar things are happening in other relatively nearby areas.

      • UnCivilServant

        “You are bankrupt, the council members who voted for spending that money are now personally liable for it. Oh and you’re no longer allowed to spend any money.”

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Close. The reality is more like “You are bankrupt. The council members are spending hundreds of thousands on consultants to look for solutions. Since the county wants nothing to do with this shitshow, the council members are also spending even more on lawyers to sue the county to force them to absorb the city.”

      • Pope Jimbo

        Looks like the county is around $2.2B and Minneapolis is $1.6B.

        Minneapolis isn’t as big as most people think. The city is surrounded by a lot of suburbs. I live in a suburb, but when asked by anyone from more than 50 miles away, I tell them I live in Minneapolis.

        On top of County and City govts, there is the Met Council (Tundra’s personal fave). That is a govt body that covers 7 metro counties that somehow can levy taxes and spend funds but is 100% appointed. None of us have ever voted for any of those jackasses yet their budget is $1.3B.

      • Fourscore

        Now do Taconite Redistribution Tax

      • Pope Jimbo

        I’ll gladly pay any amount of tax to keep the Rangers on the Range.

        If we turned off the handouts, they might start migrating out into the rest of Minnesoda and ruining it for everyone.

      • Fourscore

        Nah, they’re not leaving, they’re waiting ’til the mines open back up and the high paying union jobs return.

      • Swiss Servator

        If we end up with American Juche, they may end up being right!

    • db

      How in the world do homeless people survive outside in Minnesota in the winter?

      • UnCivilServant

        Don’t know about Minnesota but around here there are HVAC vents on some large buildings that put out a lot of heat. I think it’s the excess from a steam plant heated structure. The spaces heated by these are always occupied.

      • DEG

        Same as in NH. Both Nashua and Manchester have camps where the homeless live year round.

  22. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Heroic Mulatto: What are you talking about? I did a quick document search for ass eating and got not a single hit.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I should add that I have no problem with the US president putting pressure on other nations to achieve our national goals and interests.

  23. Certified Public Asshat

    AOC humiliated at a Town Hall:"You ran as an outsider yet you voted to start this war in Ukraine. You're voting to start a nuclear war with Russia and China" pic.twitter.com/dSldpyKVLT— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) October 13, 2022

    There’s some good news out there.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Can humiliate those that have no humility to begin with though

      • Certified Public Asshat

        She’s a shill, but not an establishment shill. I think it hurt a little.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        And the DNC leaders will take note.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I don’t expect anything from AOC. What I hope is that the yahoos who think she’s awesome will see this and be shocked to discover that AOC is a hack. And I don’t even expect any of them to not vote for AOC again. Maybe 1 or 2 might wake up.

        I’m just happy to see her be discomfited in public.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      Good. We need pressure from the Left and Right in order to end this. The political middle, the common sense centrists, are the damned enemy right now.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Being concerned about possible nuclear conflict is a radical position you Putinsucker.

      • Swiss Servator

        Huh. The Left around here are still very much in favor of The Current Thing.

      • Pope Jimbo

        This is one of those issues where the crazies on the extreme Left/Right are the ones who are making sense. Maybe they don’t agree on why we shouldn’t be funding a war that could lead to nuclear weapons being used, but they do agree we shouldn’t do it.

        The middle are the dangerous ones here. The ones who think we can stick our dick into yet another wasp nest and not get stung because we are the USA (or something).

      • The Other Kevin

        I’m sure I disagree with 90% of those people shouting. But they are using the word “accountable”, and challenging her to denounce the establishment party, and I’m all for that. Whether it comes from the left or the right.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        This is the most important thing right now. I will make common cause with anyone on it.

      • Drake

        Not wanting a nuclear war makes up for all the other things I disagree with them on.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I don’t know what she was talking about before the clip starts, but I’ll just assume it was green new deal. These guys are right, her dumb ideas that they probably agree with don’t matter if we’re all nuked.

      • Urthona

        They wanted to destroy the world much more slowly with the Green New Deal.

  24. Count Potato

    “Common diabetes drug has become a get-thin-quick therapy for the rich and famous: Stars turn to $900-per-month injection off-label for weight loss

    The right and famous are turning to the diabetes drug Ozempic as a quick-acting weight loss solution.

    Everyone from Hollywood stars to tech moguls are turning to the injectable drug to stay slim.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11308899/Elon-Musk-stars-using-900-injection-label-weight-loss.html

    The right and famous?

  25. The Other Kevin

    “Michael Cohen says he fears for his safety if Trump becomes president again”

    I remember when Trump won, and there were people on FB saying they “literally feared for their life” because they were gay and Trump and his supporters were going to do… something. Which of course never happened. There are of course things to criticize him about, but all of the actual fear has to do with “what he thinks” or “what he wants to do”, not on any actual evidence or facts. He is the boogeyman for adults.

    • Pope Jimbo

      The gay stuff with Trump was always laughable because he was publicly down with gay rights way, way, way before any of the Dem politicians were.

      The attacks were simply, “Trump is the GOP guy and the GOP has always been anti-gay, so Trump hates gays”. Forget that Obama ran and won twice for President while supporting the Defense of Marriage Act.

      • Raven Nation

        It’s also part of the litany: “racist, sexist, homophobic.”

    • Rat on a train

      the actual fear has to do with “what we imagine he thinks” or “what we imagine he wants to do”
      A lot of it is also “what we would do if we were in power”.

      • The Other Kevin

        Yes, precisely. Ask anyone why they hate Trump, and that’s what they’ll tell you. Very few people can cite actual things he did that they didn’t like.

    • rhywun

      It was never about any of that.

      It was about “he says unseemly things and is not ‘presidential'”. IOW, they found him embarrassing.

      Which is pretty rich given the current occupant.

    • SDF-7

      He once killed three men in a bar… with a pencil?

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      But reports of hate crimes surged after Trump’s election! The San Francisco Police Department even started having undercover cops dressed as gays (whatever that means) to act has honeypots for hate crimes (my new band name). Strangely, there were no follow up articles in the local media about the results.

  26. Count Potato

    “US to ban sales of ALL Huawei and ZTE products over national security concerns: Five Chinese firms to face new restrictions

    Not only would the ban harm China’s leading tech companies by limiting their sales remits, but it also indicates increased suspicion over its spying practices.

    It comes after a worrying report which exposed hundreds of secret Chinese police stations around the world, including one in New York City.

    Their purpose is to locate dissidents and ‘persuade’ them to return home.

    The report by Safeguard Defenders claimed as many as 200,000 Chinese nationals have been ‘persuaded’ to return home as a direct result of the secret police stations.

    The FCC ban would be the first time the FCC has outlawed a product over national security risks.

    Huawei and ZTE were first sanctioned by President Trump in 2019.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11311463/US-ban-Huawei-ZTE-products-national-security-concerns.html

    • Pope Jimbo

      Was Beau hit by a drunk driver while out on patrol in Iraq? That is what I heard.

      The story Biden tells about his wife being killed by a drunk driver is the worst (in my opinion). Imagine being the driver of that truck. Bad enough you killed someone (who pulled out in front of you), but then to have a politician tell everyone you were drunk?

      • rhywun

        But Trump is the one with no class.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        That bullshit story should have buried him. It was morally reprehensible to defame that driver after he was dead. As I recall, the trucker’s family sued Biden to get him to stop.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Yeah, and that was before his brain had gone to mush. So he absolutely knew he was lying about it.

    • Fatty Bolger

      It’s not a lie… if you believe it.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      Turlington has always been a bombshell.

  27. Sean

    Daily Quordle 262
    8️⃣5️⃣
    4️⃣7️⃣
    quordle.com

    Meh.

    • Cowboy

      Daily Quordle 262
      7️⃣5️⃣
      4️⃣6️⃣
      quordle.com

      Funky one today

    • SDF-7

      Yeah — I blew 2 guesses in the preliminary round because I only had a good chance at one word… I had the last 4 letters and “Even if I’m wrong, at least I’ll get another letter in play… oops… well, surely it is *that*… Um, nope…” At least I stopped myself before I blew the whole thing – but I had to really think hard about every guess thereafter, and my time reflects it.

      Daily Duotrigordle #225
      Guesses: 37/37
      Time: 12:25.61
      https://duotrigordle.com/

      Daily Quordle 262
      6️⃣5️⃣
      4️⃣8️⃣
      quordle.com

      Given LR (which I found odd… and which of course I guessed a different 50/50 word which made more sense!), I’ll take it. But Meh.

    • whiz

      Daily Quordle 262
      4️⃣3️⃣
      7️⃣6️⃣
      quordle.com

    • robc

      Daily Quordle 262
      6️⃣4️⃣
      3️⃣7️⃣

    • kinnath

      Daily Quordle 262
      4️⃣3️⃣
      7️⃣9️⃣

    • Grummun

      9 7
      4 6

    • Grosspatzer

      Daily Quordle 262
      4️⃣3️⃣
      7️⃣5️⃣
      quordle.com

      Not bad after 4 hrs. sleep, I’ll take it.

  28. Fourscore

    There’s a tom turkey on the patio looking through the window at me. At this point it’s a standoff but at least I’m inside and warm

    • Gender Traitor

      I bet you have a place in your kitchen where he could get VERY warm.

  29. Fourscore

    Market says “Whoops”, ain’t liking the news.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I had no idea that news of an emboldened Turkey would scare the markets so much. Especially a turkey way out in the sticks of Minnesoda.

      • Urthona

        The Armenians better look out.

      • Swiss Servator

        That bird has a mean streak a mile wide! … Look at the bones!

      • SDF-7

        Pie Iesu Domine, don eis requiem

      • SDF-7

        “don” –> “dona” dangnabbit.

      • tripacer

        What’s he gonna do, nibble your bum?

    • Count Potato

      Shit, it’s going go below 29K, isn’t it?

  30. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    Dr. Grande (featured in my last YouTube post a few weeks ago) uses his full snark powers on the cop that shot the burger-eating teenager

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EZNPBwbUPA

  31. Grumbletarian

    Daily Quordle 262
    6️⃣4️⃣
    3️⃣8️⃣

    Lower right… WTF?

    • Sean

      Seriously.

    • rhywun

      It’s garbage day. Agree on LR.

      Daily Quordle 262
      5️⃣6️⃣
      8️⃣7️⃣

  32. Rebel Scum

    The House committee investigating last year’s attack on the Capitol will assemble Thursday for what could be its final public hearing ahead of the midterms, promising to delve into former President Trump’s state of mind in a presentation designed to tie up a host of loose ends before the panel dissolves at the end of the year.

    *yawn*

  33. UnCivilServant

    goddammit, my phone did an update, and now the interface sucks more.

    Devs – STOP FUCKING WITH THE INTERFACE, you suck at it!

    • l0b0t

      Sigh… my phone’s GPS interface recently updated. Now, instead of showing progress on a clear, easy to read map, it shows progress on a cluttered, patched together photographic representation. I’m sure I can switch it, but that’s 5 – 10 minutes I’ll never get back.

      • Nephilium

        Android? Check the layer that’s selected in the Map application. Of course, then you won’t see the satellite pictures of the trees.

    • R.J.

      The interface team must add value constantly or be disbanded!

      • UnCivilServant

        But they’re not adding value.

      • R.J.

        It doesn’t matter if they add value to end customers. It only matters if they appear to add value in the eyes of their management. This is a common issue.

      • Ted S.

        Who doesn’t want to end customers? They’re so damn annoying.

    • Rat on a train

      That is transitory. It won’t stay at 8.2% for long.

    • rhywun

      including gasoline, groceries and rents […] Prices climbed 8.2% on an annual basis

      *looks at latest grocery receipt, exclaims “Bullshit!”*

    • LJW

      It’s scary how quickly the housing market collapsed here. We closed on our new home in August our house sold day one in July. Our old neighbor with the same layout listed recently. They’ve been on market for 3 weeks and took a $50k price cut.

      • Sean

        Ouch.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I made an offer a couple months ago on some unimproved land at ~1/3 of the asking price because that’s what I paid per acre for my own. The seller’s agent laughed at me and never called me back after presenting to the seller. I’ve since seen they’ve dropped the listing by 25%. I took a look at some other land sales and am realizing that I should have offered 1/10 of the asking price.

        I’m expecting the realtor to call me back in a few months saying they’ll accept my offer. Then it’ll be my turn to laugh and present a much lower offer. No one is going to buy this land with the stock market in freefall and interesting skyrocketing. They shouldn’t have been greedy.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        *interest rates skyrocketing

      • Fourscore

        I’ve been thinking of putting up a 9 acre piece at some outrageous price but now I’d be laughed at but one never knows. I had it listed at 50K a few years ago with no interest by anyone. Now I’d double the price and negotiate a little. What little land has come on the market has been selling at 10K an acre, so I dunno.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        There are several parcels around me listed at $7-10k/acre, but none are selling. The closest I can find for actual sales are closer to $800/acre.

  34. Rebel Scum

    “Yeah, I am,” Trump’s former personal lawyer said when asked if he’s worried about his well-being should the 45th commander in chief return to the Oval Office.

    “Actually, I’m worried for your safety, too,” he said, “and everybody else in America.”

    Cry about it, you corrupt cunte.

  35. Rebel Scum

    No one is above the law.

    The Biden administration has been under heavy criticism as Joe Biden’s Justice Department targets peaceful pro-life Americans for protesting abortions in such as a way that they blocked access to an abortion center.

    The Justice Department has charged 11 more pro-life activists with violations of the Freedom of Access to Clinic Entrances Act for blocking the entrance of an abortion clinic in 2021. The 11 activists were charged with FACE Act violations stemming from their 2021 “blockade” of an abortion clinic in Mount Juliet, Tennessee.

    New information about one of the pro-life advocates arrested recently shows she is an 87-year-old woman who is a concentration camp survivor.

    A federal indictment alleges that the pro-life defendants “engaged in a conspiracy to prevent the clinic from providing” and patients from receiving abortion services and violated the FACE Act by “using physical obstruction to intimidate and interfere with the clinic’s employees and a patient.”

    • rhywun

      I wonder if they were really “blocking” anything. As in, was one single person prevented from entering. Because I am skeptical.

      • LJW

        My guess is they are liberally interpreting holding hands in prayer as blocking.

    • SDF-7

      Well… those we don’t like aren’t above the law.

      Protesting outside Supreme Court justices’ houses continues to be fine… and no peep of any interest in looking into Jane’s Revenge or anything.

      All Animals are Equal…. but Some Animals Are More Equal Than Others.

    • Swiss Servator

      Imagine the pride the FBI agent spoke with when relating that he had arrested an 87 year old Holocaust survivor for sitting on a sidewalk!

      • The Other Kevin

        He, and all his fellow agents, returned home safely.

    • Urthona

      It’s important to be seen as cracking down on those opposed to abortion before the election.

    • B.P.

      Now do college campus activists when a conservative shows up to give a speech.

  36. Drake

    Back before we could print limitless amounts of fake money, there used to be economic considerations to warfare. Now we are sending interceptor systems to the Ukraine with missiles that cost $1 million each to shoot down Iranian drones with lawn-mower engines. The Russians won’t just send a dozen cheap drones to circle the sites until the run out of missiles?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Supposedly the Iranian drones cost $20K a pop. You’re right, that’s not really cost effective is it?

    • SDF-7

      She was carrying it for the jive Tom Turkey above, obviously.

    • rhywun

      I am disgusted when I have to sit next to some asshole with a dog in their lap on the train or bus. Even I can remember when the airlines weren’t just flying buses.

  37. LJW

    A 24-year-old California tech employee who was fired after posting a TikTok with her company’s meeting in the background says ‘rejection is redirection’

    “I cried for maybe five minutes, I think. But I mean, ultimately, I was just so shocked that something so minuscule would lead to them firing somebody who just got a raise a couple weeks prior,” Serna said, adding that her performance at the company was never brought up as an issue.”

    I don’t like generation labels but it seems like I see and deal with stupid shit like this on a monthly basis with Gen zers and I’m not even in HR.

    • rhywun

      Stupid is as stupid does.

    • Sensei

      This is this one of the many pitfalls with social media.

      It reads like she has some hellish morning meeting that she had running in the background while she made herself a cup of coffee. Something fairly normal – mute your mike and make some coffee. Coffee maker puked and she decided to make a TikTok about it.

      Here the problem begins. She’s working. Nobody is going to freak out about makin the coffee, but suddenly the “content” was made on work time and also contains the meeting. Not smart.

      But to her this was no different from you or me snapping a picture of a coffee mess. Something work wouldn’t have freaked out about.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Whoops, misthread…oh well

      • R C Dean

        Phillips said her son got interested in wearing dresses a year ago

        I wonder just what (and who) led him to that.

        adding that it made him happy

        If, as I suspect, his mother is behind his cross-dressing, then I have no doubt she thinks it makes him happy.

      • B.P.

        So THIS is how I get my psycho mom off my back. Now I am happy.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Piper Phillips, 37, a dressmaker of four years who also goes by @Palousedressco on TikTok, took her 7-year-old son to their local Joann Fabrics store in Moscow, Idaho, on September 7 to pick up materials for his dress.

        Dressmaker’s young son loves dresses, what are the odds. I’m sure it happened naturally and wasn’t pushed by her at all. 🙄

      • R.J.

        Now show what happens if that store clerk was a fairly devout Muslim.

      • R C Dean

        the “content” was made on work time

        Strike one.

        and also contains the meeting

        Strike two.

        Depending on the content of the meeting that she broadcast to the world, termination may be justified. Or, maybe this was the last straw by a crappy employee

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Considering her lack of contrition and the fact that she initiated a story be written about it I’d say they made the right move.

      • EvilSheldon

        She uses TikTok. Strike three.

      • db

        I would also fire the employee who saw and reported the video. No one with a Tik Tok account should have a job.

      • R.J.

        That’s entirely possible too. I definitely defend the right of employees to have religious beliefs. I will say that – my general observation has been that excessively vocal religious employees do the worst work. It’s like a cover for incompetence.

    • Pope Jimbo

      When I worked for a big German company, none of the laptops had video cameras on them. Company policy was to have no cameras on during webex meetings. The reason given was that some colleagues had done a webex meeting with Client B with their cameras on and in the background was a whiteboard with some stuff on it about Client A’s big new Product 2.0 launch in six months.

      Client B saw it and cancelled an order for millions of Product 1.0 from Client A. And when asked why, blabbed about seeing the notes/features in the webex meeting.

      So there may be a lot more to this story than just some grumpy old fogies.

      • rhywun

        That is a good policy. There is no reason that anyone needs to see your face other than some happy horseshit that HR probably feeds to management.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        It’s a legitimate gripe. I don’t allow my team to work in coffee shops. A client would fire us immediately if we ever had a teleconference in a public setting.

  38. B.P.

    “Cohen — who pleaded guilty in 2018 to nine federal crimes including tax fraud, lying to Congress and paying off two women who threatened to go public with their alleged past affairs with Trump just before the 2016 presidential election — details his fears of another Trump presidency in his new book, “Revenge: How Donald Trump Weaponized the U.S. Department of Justice Against His Critics,” released Tuesday.”

    Oh yeah. Trump sure did weaponize the bureaucracy. They complied with every last command.

    • R C Dean

      How Donald Trump Weaponized the U.S. Department of Justice Against His Critics

      *outright, prolonged laughter*

      • db

        oh, wow

      • Count Potato

        OFFS!!!!

      • rhywun

        Progjection Exhibit A.

        It just goes to show what venal creatures infest DC. Imagine all your friends/colleagues doing a complete 180 like these assholes do routinely.

  39. db

    a woman whom I taught about oral sex

    Is everyone just going to let that lie there?

    • Fourscore

      Was Bill Clinton involved? In the Oral Office?

    • R C Dean

      Some things, I don’t want to know.

  40. Count Potato

    “Buzzfeed wrote that the Fetterman interview will cause people to go out and commit violence against disabled people.

    You cannot comment or question on Fetterman’s mental acuity because it will cause violence. So that’s where they are at.”

    https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/1580520628418859008

    • rhywun

      One of the talking heads was claiming he’s deaf.

      I can only SMDH at the chutzpah.

      • EvilSheldon

        ‘Violence’ meaning mean tweets?

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      This is the same crap the Dems run over and over again. If you criticize Obama you’re racist. If you criticize Hillary you’re misogynist. If you criticize Buttigieg you’re homophobic. If you criticize Fetterman you’re ableist. And if you are any of those you are promoting violence and people will die!

  41. Count Potato

    “Putin’s war accelerates the EU’s fossil fuel detox

    The Russian president has inadvertently sped up Europe’s Green Deal.

    By launching a bloody invasion of Ukraine, Vladimir Putin has done more than almost any other single human being to speed up the end of the fossil fuel era.

    Immediately after the February 24 invasion, EU countries rushed to cut their dependence on imports of Russian coal, oil and gas, replacing them with gas from elsewhere and a significant short-term increase in coal-fired electricity. That’s why Putin was named the most influential person in POLITICO’s Green 28, the first ranking of those putting a stamp on the EU’s green policies — for good or ill.

    But beyond that, a surge in green energy and energy-saving measures is emerging that marks a permanent shift in momentum for EU climate efforts…”

    https://www.politico.eu/article/vladimir-putin-war-ukraine-accelerates-eu-fossil-fuel-detox/

    • Urthona

      Doubtful. They probably just sped up Europe’s realization that green energy sucks.

    • rhywun

      replacing them with gas from elsewhere and a significant short-term increase in coal-fired electricity

      The green utopia has arrived!

      I think I’ve reached stupid overload for today. JFC.

    • B.P.

      Europe is about a month away from truly discovering the glories of green energy.

      • Swiss Servator

        Soylent Green energy?

    • Spartacus

      The Charlotte County sheriff’s office is a wretched hive of scum and villainry. As are most other sheriff’s offices in my beloved state.

    • Fatty Bolger

      It’s already hard enough to find qualified workers after a hurricane, and they go after this guy? Thanks a lot, assholes.

      And if companies and people licensed in other states aren’t being allowed to work in hurricane affected areas, then why not? It’s been done before, and it worked great.