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Riven

[riv-uhn] noun 1. a gaming, lifting, shooting, intoxicated, ravenous, and happily-taken nerd. 2. often aims to misbehave. 3. and though she be but little, she is fierce.* And rumor has it that she (and her husband) are also delightful dinner companions. You didn't hear it from me, though.

116 Comments

  1. Tonio

    Really, FEE? Neckties? That’s the hill you want to die on?

    • juris imprudent

      Mercenaries and the French Court? You really want to conserve that??? WTF

      • Tonio

        Don’t forget choking hazard.

      • rhywun

        Weddings, funerals, and job interviews. Otherwise, never again.

      • DEG

        You beat me to it.

        Same here.

      • Chafed

        You just piqued Q’s interest.

    • Gender Traitor

      …put on our gardening gloves, grab a spade, put on that metaphorical tie, and start digging, fertilizing, and pruning.

      Who wears a tie, metaphorical or otherwise, while gardening?? #AwkwardlyMixedMetaphor

      • DEG

        No one with a functioning brain.

      • Zwak, who taser's the chimp with the razor.

        I have pictures of my grandfather running a lathe with a tie on.

      • Gender Traitor

        Please tell me it was a clip on.

      • MikeS

        Until now, I had never thought of a tie-tack as a safety device.

      • Chafed

        +1 the 50s

    • Mojeaux

      I didn’t read the article.

      A dude in a well-tailored suit is some kind of attractive. You and KK like your bears. I like sharp dressers.

      • slumbrew

        I like nice suits and ties, mostly since I don’t have to wear them everyday.

        I mourn he loss of “jacket required” places. Last one in Boston was Locke Ober, which is long gone.

        The stunning Oak Room at the Fairmont is now filled with T-shirts, cargo shorts and flip-flops.

      • Mojeaux

        The stunning Oak Room at the Fairmont is now filled with T-shirts, cargo shorts and flip-flops.

        This makes me very sad.

      • DEG

        Having said what I said about when I wear ties, I think you can dress nicely without them.

        The stunning Oak Room at the Fairmont is now filled with T-shirts, cargo shorts and flip-flops.

        Barf.

      • rhywun

        Agreed.

        I like to “look sharp” – but I don’t like struggling my fat neck into a noose.

      • slumbrew

        Having made-to-measure shirts that actually fit my fat neck was a revelation. Wearing a tie is no longer an exercise in suffocation.

        MTM is incredibly reasonable these days.

      • Lackadaisical

        Where do you go for yours? I am recently in the market for a new suit.

      • slumbrew

        Nothing recent but I’m considering another Samuelsohn. I had one made for my wedding a few years back.

        https://samuelsohn.com/collections/suits

        I have been very happy with the J. Hilburn MTM shirts and their suits look nice.

        Less expensive, I know a couple people who have been very happy with their Indochino suits.

      • Lackadaisical

        Thanks. I’ll check them all out.

      • Lackadaisical

        This I agree with. If I’m out for a nice special night, at an allegedly fancy place, it would be cool if others looked the part. Everyone dresses so slovenly.

      • slumbrew

        We did my wife’s bday at a white tablecloth place a couple years back, gussied up (TBF, it may have been suit but no tie).

        The gents at the next table were in Celtics jerseys and hoodies.

      • Chafed

        That’s bullshit. I absolutely hate that. It’s disrespectful. I have got to believe there is a market for white table cloth restaurants that require appropriate dress.

      • slumbrew

        I’m sure some places do but Boston is such a tourist town that restaurants are reluctant to turn away business.

      • Tonio

        For you, Mojeaux.

        And I do like to dress up for a nice evening out, or for special events. But I had to wear a tie to work much of my career, and that kinda sucked particularly when I was wrangling equipment, receiving shipments, etc.

      • Lackadaisical

        ‘particularly when I was wrangling equipment, receiving shipments, etc.’

        That is just dumb, and depending on the equipment… stupidly dangerous.

      • Mojeaux

        Knew it before I clicked.

        The only ZZTop song I like.

      • MikeS

        OMG. I’m ded.

      • Michael Malaise

        “Legs” is also a very good tight song.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        I like a black turtleneck and jacket,
        Sleek

    • creech

      Hey, if they were good enough for Ward Cleaver, they are good enough for me.

  2. The Late P Brooks

    Really, FEE? Neckties? That’s the hill you want to die on?

    No kidding. Having just watched the movie “If…” a couple of nights ago, I call bullshit. A well dressed savage is still a savage. A well dressed authoritarian is still an authoritarian.

    • Homple

      A sloppily dressed authoritarian is still an authoritarian also.

  3. Raven Nation

    My wife read me a quote that Trudeau made about protesting. I was trying to find a story to link to here (it’s not in the link from an earlier post today). I couldn’t find the quote but I did read some articles–and comments–about the hearings in Canada. For those who think covid lockdowns will move us toward liberty…not likely.

  4. juris imprudent

    But we do need a world in which we respect and emulate those who know more than us or are wiser than we are, or who practice amazing generosity, humility, or self-sacrifice.

    Cool, show me some in the public sphere. I don’t see any in DC.

  5. The Late P Brooks

    Swnsei-

    It was forty (!) years ago when I haunted the White Manna; early ’80s. It was a zoo at lunchtime, but by two or two thirty getting in there for lunch was no biggy.

    I dread to think of what area is like, now.

    • Sensei

      All of northern NJ is just jammed. Although the migration continues. Just not fast enough.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    A sloppily dressed authoritarian is still an authoritarian also.

    Something about a book… nope, it’s gone now.

  7. juris imprudent

    Considering it is FEE, how ironic that they take no notice of capitalism raining down creative destruction on society as much as the economy.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    But we do need a world in which we respect and emulate those who know more than us or are wiser than we are, or who practice amazing generosity, humility, or self-sacrifice.

    Does that include basic rules of grammar?

  9. The Late P Brooks

    I tupe goos.

  10. kinnath

    I started watching these guys four years ago, then lost track of them.

    For whatever reason, Youtube feed me some of their recent videos.

    Starting at the keel

    Building the mast.

    I have a lot of videos to catch up on (about 200 videos over the last 4 years).

    • westernsloper

      Very cool

      • dbleagle

        Fascinating. Mahalo!

    • Zwak, who taser's the chimp with the razor.

      There is another one on the west coast that I have been following for about as long;

      Sampson Boat company https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSXYZHVqmwY

  11. DEG

    Indiana Jones 5 director James Mangold didn’t want to use any CGI during the filming of Indiana Jones 5, instead prioritising practical effects.

    Speaking to Empire, Mangold explained that he shut down any notions of using volumes – studios that use advanced technology to create artificial backdrops – whenever it came up in production meetings. “If anyone in early meetings brought it up, I’d say, ‘no volumes, please’,” he said.

    They got something right. Though the movie will probably still suck.

    I’ve often thought that when we treat teens like children (or, worse, treat adults like children), what we germinate are…children.

    I agree with him here. Neckties? Weddings, job interview, funerals for me. Otherwise, no.

    • juris imprudent

      Each one has been worse than the last. I can’t imagine how bad this one will be. Did they finally jettison Ford?

      • DEG

        He’s in it.

        I liked “The Last Crusade.”

      • SDF-7

        I thought pretty much everyone did, honestly — if JI is seriously saying Crusade was worse than Temple of Doom, I think he’s cemented his bona fides as our resident contrarian.

      • juris imprudent

        OK, LC was better than ToD, but that’s an awfully low bar to get over.

      • DEG

        The worst part of “Temple of Doom” was watching Indian troops armed with No. 4 rifles in the 1930s.

        Oh, and the blonde chick’s screaming. She was nice to look at, but that’s about it.

  12. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Only if it’s a good old plaid ‘70s tie damn near six inches wide. Bonus points if your collar approaches your shoulders.

    • juris imprudent

      No I suspect this is just another manifestation of 50s nostalgia. It’s amazing how both the left and right can mine that era, so very, very selectively.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        The ‘50s and the ‘80s are the wells that never dry up.

      • Raven Nation

        Hah! My wife has a friend who’s an angry progressive. He wants to return the US to the 1950s, especially when it comes to tax policy. When he hears about conservatives wanting to go back to 50s values he rants about how they want to return to segregation.

      • juris imprudent

        Who knew that NYC was ruled by conservatives in the 50s? Or has the angry progressive asshole never heard of Harlem?

  13. westernsloper

    I think the only tie I own anymore is a bolo.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Help AND jail sounds like a good compromise. Normally I’m pretty lenient but, after all, she did kill someone.

      • Count Potato

        And tried to kill the other baby.

    • Lackadaisical

      woah.

      I thought they would be newborns. At 8 months feeding is way less stressful.

    • Lackadaisical

      ‘unlikely side effect”

      Is it really that far fetched? Messing with your hormones is serious stuff. Ever been hangry? Now turn that up to 11.

      They’ve done studies on how it changes women’s preferences for opposite sex mates, so this is no surprise.

    • PutridMeat

      Interesting discussion about that and other psychological and physiological effects of hormonal birth control.

    • SDF-7

      So the estrogen in the water isn’t just for the frogs anymore?

    • Mojeaux

      Look, I’ve been through menopause and I know what the sudden and severe change in hormones has done to me. I totally believe this.

      And Lack is right about “hangry x11.”

      • hayeksplosives

        I got an endometrial ablation at age 33 due to my ridiculously heavy bleeding and the fact that I couldn’t get pregnant anyway (said the doctors). So I quit taking contraceptives, which I’d only been on to try and regulate my periods. I did feel much more normal after quitting them.

        The ablation means I haven’t had periods in years. I’m having to look for other hints of menopause. I’m starting to have night sweats and then freezing and cycling back the other way. My weight distribution is changing. Watching out for “Fu Manchu” stache.

        I’m just winging it.

      • Mojeaux

        I had an endometrial ablation after my doctor recommended a hysterectomy, but said it would be a longer recovery. I was working like a dog and couldn’t afford the time off. Nothing hormonally changed. But then I had a hysterectomy and my doc was a big believer in taking the ovaries too and I was down with that. No ovaries == no ovarian cancer. Also, no estrogen. Anyway, yeah, so, I wrote up my experience in the Glibs forum.

    • Ted S.

      Zero is a number.

  14. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    Anyone want to stop by and make me some eggs & toast? I no feel so good.

    • SDF-7

      Sorry, KK — by the time I got there it would doubtless count as a hunger strike. Can you get UberEats or whatnot from Waffle House? They serve breakfast all day, after all… should be able to find a decent eggs + toast option (one of their breakfast sandwiches if nothing else).

      Feel free to substitute something better — just thinking what I’m pretty sure is around in your neck of the woods and all.

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        No Waffle House currently on the Uber Eats, despite one being not too far from here. But that sounds amazing.

    • Count Potato

      What’s wrong?

      GWS 🙂

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        Bilious humours

      • Count Potato

        Oh, sorry, I think you need a time machine for that.

    • Mojeaux

      Eggs would make you feel BETTER? 🤢

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        LOL

    • hayeksplosives

      Get some electrolytes too!

      I hope you feel better soon.

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        Thank you! I’ll have a nice big drink of water (I also use the same words to describe what I want in a date) with the eggs & toast I’ll be forced to make myself

    • westernsloper

      You should stop by Nephs zoom link. You can watch me and deadhead drink.

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        Nothing like a Glibzoom to make the nausea go away…oh wait…

    • The Other Kevin

      The Mrs. And I are fighting nasty sinus issues. Of course it’s my fault because I was on a plane this week. 😒

      • Count Potato

        Well, you knew it wasn’t going to be her fault.

      • The Other Kevin

        This guy gets it.

  15. hayeksplosives

    I read the weekly links at Steyn Online. They are put together by Laura Cohen, who writes a few paragraphs before the links, not unlike the Glibs format.

    She had the following commentary on the World Cup coverage by Israeli journalists:

    This was the first time that direct flights (of Palestinians and Israelis) were allowed into Qatar from Israel and that is pretty wild. However, let’s not forget that Qatar does not exactly love DA JOOZ and they are pretty major funders of some pretty unsavory organizations. Qatar is not really in on the newfound Sunni lovefest with Israel if you get my meaning.

    Despite these facts, the Israeli sports journalists are totally lovestruck about being in Qatar. They were talking about how wonderful the place is, how they can speak Hebrew without ANY FEAR, and it’s totally fine to walk around with a yarmulke on (mmmmkay). Then this Israeli journalist starts gushing on air about THE BEST PART of being there. He says it is just so amazing to be meeting people from all over the world, like my new friend Mohammad, from Egypt! This is all in Hebrew. Then he looks at Mohammad, and puts an arm around him and says to him in English, “isn’t it great, Mohammad”, and Mohammad looks right into the Israeli camera and says “VIVA PALESTINE”. I started laughing so hard I nearly peed my pants.

    https://www.steynonline.com/13054/stopping-to-watch-the-colours

  16. Sean

    Whelp, we did it. We went retail shopping at the Philadelphia outlets (totally not in Philly).

    Stupid crowded, as expected.

    We got in and got out. Some of my favorite stores are gone. 😒

    • creech

      Yeah, I got out today too and bought a refrigerator I didn’t know we needed a week ago. Biggest challenge was the Best Buy parking lot.
      Some maroons think 35 mph is the appropriate speed in the lanes and damn all those cars that are already half way backed out of their spot.

      • Sean

        I’m amazed Best Buys are still a thing.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        They’re very necessary — I want to test-drive my stuff before I order it off of Amazon.  🤣

      • rhywun

        They’re like the only IRL game in town since Circuit City folded. The one near me became a TJ Maxx 🙁

        OK them and Micro Center. One of those opened near me but honestly it’s just easier to shop online.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        We have a regional chain (Western Canada) called “MemoryExpress” that’s kinda the hard-core techie version of BestBuy; unbeatable selection and prices for certain aspects of tech culture (and utterly ignores other aspects — you want a 7.1 stereo receiver? go to Visions Electronics…).

  17. The Other Kevin

    I still wear ties occasionally, but always to weddings. I’m becoming the rare exception lately.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    I’m going to battle through my usual inertia and wrangle myself out of the house for a beer. Friday happy hour after turkey day; who knows what wonders I might behold?

    • Count Potato

      The big pick up night is usually the Wednesday before TG, but it’s still a Friday night.

    • westernsloper

      Almost didn’t flush.

    • Ted S.

      We can talk Scheißeporn?

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Fuck no.

  19. Count Potato

    “Last night I ate my first 3-D constructed steak, made entirely from plants, at the great Chouchou restaurant in Stockholm. It’s astonishing. The texture’s exactly right and the taste is excellent.

    This is *before* we have precision fermented proteins, encapsulated fats and heme.”

    https://twitter.com/GeorgeMonbiot/status/1596033732708012037

    Toss in a nymphomaniac and you have a Cronenberg movie.

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      I think Moonbat actually meant “made entirely in plants.”

      Yeah, that’s what I want — a steak that depends on the existence of a $100-million-dollar processing plant to create.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        And in case Moonbat’s missed it — Buddhist monks have been making faux meat for centuries; it’s called seitan.

        It irritates me that there are people as preening and stupid as Moonbat on the planet. It irritates me even more that there are people weak-minded and credulous enough to metaphorically slobber all over this guy’s knob in public. I would totally support Moonbat becoming one of the inputs of the manufacturing plants that create his “steak.”

    • Sensei

      Wonder if the name is Japanese (butterfly) or also means something in Swedish.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        It’s French — means “pet,” roughly, or more colloquially, “sweetheart” or “darling.”

      • Sensei

        There only seems to be so many sounds in the world.

    • Sean

      Do not want. Ever.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        You and me both, bro.

        For one thing, I don’t believe they’ll ever get the nutritional profile right.

        Cattle does it naturally. And we have lots of cattle here in Western Canada.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I prefer my artificial meat to be grown in a lab from stem cells just as Satan intended.

      • The Other Kevin

        It’s a good idea to stay away from processed foods. This is as processed as you can get. Pass.

      • The Hyperbole

        Meh, I’d give it a try. It might be tasty, you never know. Imagine if people wouldn’t eat Velveeta because it’s not ‘real cheese’ or Pringles because they’re not real ‘potato chips’…

        on second thought you are probably right Velveeta and Pringles are trash.

  20. Count Potato

    ” Antifa extremists stage plans to burn down Tesla outlets following Twitter bans

    ‘As revenge for [Elon Musk] suspending violent extremist accounts on Twitter, [Antifa] in Portland are organizing arson attacks on [Tesla] locations tonight,’ reported Ngo, who provided screenshots of the calls to action.”

    https://www.rebelnews.com/antifa_plans_arson_tesla_following_twitter_bans

    • R.J.

      Just proves him right.

  21. hayeksplosives

    For those of you in the market for an AED for home, americanaed.com is having a Black Friday sale of $250 off with code BFSPECIAL250.

    I just picked up a Zoll.

    I’m going to let my close neighbors know I have it so they can knock on my door while waiting for the paramedics.