IFLA: The “Return!” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of November 6

by | Nov 6, 2022 | IFLA | 72 comments

OMG! You’re Back! We missed you sooooo much!

Monday and (especially) Tuesday are going to be lucky, with the Sun and Mercury shining down together, joined by the moon for the latter part of that (this will be when the lunar eclipse is happening).

And then nothing else happens. Lulling you into a false sense of security for what comes next week.

Scorpio has a grand ol’ time all week. The rest of us have to deal with shitty bosses and politicians, with the greatest chance for some shitheel to actively move against you being Thursday and Friday- the sign of treachery (Mars retrograde in Gemini) gains the Moon at that time.

What about us?!? We missed you too! Come play with us Nao!

Scorpio: The Tower. Lolwut? How can that be, with the stars loving you? Well, the starts are for Scorpios in general and important people in particular. The card just shows that doesn’t include you.

Sagittarius: 10 of Coins – Gain, riches; family matters, archives, extraction, the abode of a family.

Aquarius: The Blank Card – This reading intentionally left blank.

Capricorn: The World reversed – Inertia, fixity, stagnation, permanence.

Pisces: 2 of Coins reversed – Enforced gaiety, simulated enjoyment, literal sense, handwriting, composition, letters of exchange.

Aries: 7 of Cups – Fairy favors, images of reflection, sentiment, imagination, things seen in the glass of contemplation; some attainment, but nothing permanent or substantial.

Taurus: 7 of Coins – Money, business, barter, altercation, quarrels, innocence, ingenuity, purgation.

Gemini: Strength – Power, energy, action, courage, magnanimity; also complete success and honors.

Cancer: Wheel of Fortune reversed – Increase, abundance, superfluity.

Leo: King of Coins –  Valor, realizing intelligence, business and normal intellectual aptitude, sometimes mathematical gifts and attainments of this kind; success in these paths. 

Virgo: Knight of Cups – Arrival, approach, advances, proposition, demeanor, invitation, incitement.

Libra: Ace of Cups reversed – House of the false heart, mutation, instability, revolution.

Somebody might be a little out of shape having been away from the gym for a few weeks.

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Not Adahn

Not Adahn

Despite all my rage, I am still just an impeccably dressed rat.

72 Comments

  1. Gender Traitor

    Scorpio has a grand ol’ time all week.

    😃

    Scorpio: The Tower. Lolwut? How can that be, with the stars loving you? Well, the starts are for Scorpios in general and important people in particular. The card just shows that doesn’t include you.

    😞

  2. hayeksplosives

    Aries sounds nice and boring for once.

    I’ll take it.

    Hi, Lily!

    • rhywun

      Fairy favors

      😮

      • hayeksplosives

        This portends future typos by me getting corrected by edit fairies.

        Perhaps the strike will end!!

      • rhywun

        But I heard the edit faerie feature is broken.

      • rhywun

        Oh I didn’t see your second sentence. 🙂

  3. Tundra

    Adorable. Nothing better than happy puppies! I assume she passed out in the car on the way home?

    Leo: King of Coins – Valor, realizing intelligence, business and normal intellectual aptitude, sometimes mathematical gifts and attainments of this kind; success in these paths.

    Not too shabby!

  4. PieInTheSky

    Cancer: Wheel of Fortune reversed – Increase, abundance, superfluity. – so I will be drowning in pussy?

    • Sean

      Watch out for squirters.

  5. juris imprudent

    … some attainment, but nothing permanent or substantial.

    So no on the lottery ticket?

  6. Animal

    Libra: Ace of Cups reversed – House of the false heart, mutation, instability, revolution.

    Wait, mutation? Mutation?

    **Runs to house to check mirror**

    • PieInTheSky

      you call that a pistol? why I bet you cant hit the broad side of a barn with that

      • Sean

        I don’t have a license to hunt barns.

    • Tundra

      Pretty!

      • Sean

        .40 cal

    • hayeksplosives

      Grrr. Amazon photos wants me to sign in to view other people’s photos. And in the sign-in process, they demand access to my camera roll.

      Um, no.

      I would like a good photo hosting site that doesn’t require other people to sign in or have WiFi connection. Imgur won’t load without WiFi. So silly.

      • Sean

        That’s odd.

      • Raven Nation

        It’s a relatively recent thing for me – maybe the last 6 months.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Private window brings up the picture without prompting for a login.

      • MikeS

        I always forget about porn mode. Thanks, that worked.

      • Gender Traitor

        Huh. Didn’t make me sign in OR open a private window.

      • Gender Traitor

        (Good looking meat AND gun, Sean!)

      • Sean

        😉

      • Ted S.

        I get asked to sign in (Firefox on a Linux PC).

      • rhywun

        Same, but private window does work (Edge on Windows).

      • MikeS

        Yup. Every damn time I look at one of Sean’s pics, Amazon makes me sign in.

    • MikeS

      My meat. Sorry, now firearms allowed in the smoker.

      • MikeS

        *no

      • rhywun

        *scratches head* What is that?

      • MikeS

        Boneless country-style ribs. Which are not actually ribs; they come from the shoulder. Also, pork butt comes from the shoulder. More of Trump’s gaslighting.

      • Sean

        Heh.

    • Sean

      Lol, Rick Santorum.

      • hayeksplosives

        Santorum is an excellent example of a person who’d happily give up all freedom for his own safety.

    • hayeksplosives

      Man, that reporter is carrying water for the Dems.

      Trump talked about President Joe Biden’s policies hurting jobs in the energy sector and causing inflation to soar. Inflation, however, has been a global phenomenon since Russia invaded Ukraine.

      • Ted S.

        Yeah; the first time I filled up my new (to me) car back in February 2021, I paid $2.379 a gallon. It was pushing $4 before the war in Ukraine started.

      • MikeS

        And they call Trump the gaslighter.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        Too many gaslighters, not enough gas

      • rhywun

        OFFS!

  7. Mojeaux

    Taurus: 7 of Coins – Money, business, barter, altercation, quarrels, innocence, ingenuity, purgation.

    Yeah, so my recent colonoscopy turned up something not good, but they got rid of it. I now have to have a colonoscopy every 3 years. “Purgation.” I’m choosing to look at the bright side.

    • MikeS

      I’m due for my first. Ugh.

      • Mojeaux

        Prep well, grasshopper.

      • Annoyed Nomad

        When I did my first one a few years ago I stayed up all night during the “prep” period because I was sure I was going to shit myself.

        Luckily I got the 10-year reprieve.

    • robc

      I got a 10 year reprieve.

      • MikeS

        What an ass.

      • rhywun

        They didn’t say anything about coming in for another one to me. *shrug*

    • hayeksplosives

      Aww. Good doggo. Good neighbor.

    • MikeS

      Did you see this doggo in the comments? Tricky!

  8. The Other Kevin

    Sagittarius: 10 of Coins – Gain, riches; family matters, archives, extraction, the abode of a family.

    I hope $1.9 billion counts as gain and riches. I will even share it my with my family, which matters.

  9. kinnath

    Don’t know who this guy is, but the message is scary.

    He is summarizing things I have read in many places.

    A whole lot of people are going to starve to death in the next couple of years.

    • Urthona

      These takes are usually a tad overexaggerated.

      • kinnath

        I’m sure.

        But, energy and fertilizer supplies are fucked for the near future.

      • Ted S.

        And I’d rather read them in blog form.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        Same

      • rhywun

        Ditto

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Sagittarius: 10 of Coins – Gain, riches; family matters, archives, extraction, the abode of a family.

    I thought I did that already.

  11. Rebel Scum

    Aquarius: The Blank Card – This reading intentionally left blank.

    This is comforting.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      I hope Bobulinski has good body armor and a food taster.

    • Not an Economist

      It will just be passes off as partisan antics by the Democrats and the MSM. Facebook, Youtube and Google will downplay it. And nothing will happen.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    (for Brooks, the size queen).

    Whatever.

  13. Mojeaux

    My cat used me for a launching pad, and now I look like a vampire bit me.

    • Rebel Scum

      One time when I was putting mine in a cat carrier he leaped back out and sunk every claw on one paw into my thigh. I had a claw print there for weeks.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    Paranoia strikes deep

    For many voters, a vicious spiral of violence and fear is creating angst, paranoia and an overwhelming sense of dread that the nation is on the eve of destruction, according to a growing body of public opinion research.

    Democrats worry that the GOP is bent on seizing power regardless of the outcome of elections — a concern rooted in former President Donald Trump’s lies about the 2020 race he lost. Polls show a large portion of Republicans fear democracy is in peril because they believe that elections are rigged against them.

    And the media maintain a steady drumbeat of DOOOOM.

    • rhywun

      The lack of self-awareness is impressive.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Polls consistently show that Americans — of both political parties and no political party — are worried about the state of the union and their place in it.

    Two-thirds of Americans say the country is at its lowest point in their memory, and more than a quarter report being so stressed they can’t function most days, according to a recent survey commissioned by the American Psychological Association in which more than three-quarters said the future of the country was a significant source of stress in their lives.

    “We didn’t even ask these types of questions before the 2016 election because politics didn’t seem to be a driving stressor,” said C. Vaile Wright, a clinical psychologist and a senior director at the APA. “The way the political climate has changed to be more negative, the way the media has changed, I do think it has, for a lot of Americans, changed the way we process and deal with election season.”

    You mean when the Democrats and the media claimed the election was stolen by the Russians?

    • rhywun

      more than a quarter report being so stressed they can’t function most days

      Horseshit.

      • EvilSheldon

        Probably not true that they actually can’t function. Probably true that they report that they can’t…