“You need to branch out, Nicky,” Hunter said through the haze of smoke. “Catbois are awesome, but there is so much more.”
“As long as it isn’t gay,” Nick said.
“Nothing’s gay,” Hunter said expansively. “Gay and straight don’t mean nothing no more.”
“That sounds like Jew-talk,” Kanye grumbled. “Jews run everything. You can’t say nothing about them.”
“Who hates Jews?” Hunter asked. “That is such a 2008 mindset.” He lit his culinary torch with a sharp snap and evaporated another rock of crack in his glass pipe.
“Drugs is bad for you,” Kan the Louis Vitton Don said. “My bitch ex-wife tried to put me on drugs. Made my Yenius all fuzzy.”
“I found a giraffe-bear!” Nick said, looking up from his phone. “You can look up the stilts and see its buried gurl-punis!”
“Girls ain’t got no penis,” Saint Pablo growled. “If it’s got a penis it’s a man. God told me that. I’m like a vessel, and God has chosen me to be the voice and the connector.”
“Amen!” Hunter gasped, and coughed a cloud of acrid smoke.
“Barracudabois!” Nick screeched. “They shit eggs all over you!”
“The width of your perversion warms my insides,” Hunter said, smiling beatifically. “I’m so wet, I’m dripping.”
“Jews,” The LeBron of Rhyme said under his breath. “They made crack to keep my people down. I am the new Yakub. I defeat all tricknology.”
“I love Jews,” Hunter said. “Find myself a huge set of Khazar milkers and just nestle in.”
“When we going to eat?” Evel Kanyevel asked. “My blood sugar is gettin’ low. I get weird when it gets low. Jews invented hypoglycemia.”
“If the Holocaust had really happened we wouldn’t have to deal with them,” Nick said. His hand was down his pants. “Germans would have killed them all. They are efficient. Not like immigrants.”
“Be quiet, bruh,” Yeezy warned. “They can hear you, even here.”
“Mar-a-Lago is perfectly safe,” Hunter said. “The only Jews that get in here are safe ones.”
“Is it true His daughter is a Jew?” Nick asked.
“Not so’s you notice it,” Hunter said.
Nick groaned theatrically and a warm mushroom smell filled the room.
“I can’t bring you nowhere,” Yeezus said disgustedly. “I’m here to ask Him to be my 2024 running mate and you’re yezzing all over the man’s guest wicker.”
From inside the estate a bell rang.
“That’s dinner,” Hunter said, “You guys have fun.”
“You’re not coming?” Nick asked while he leaned over and wiped his hand off on the plastic grass of the patio.
“I made the introductions and got it all arranged, but I can’t be seen upstairs,” Hunter said.
“I am a super-Yenius, I am the smartest, I am the bestest rapper alive, I am Jesus, I am,” Ye muttered.
Hunter declined to shake Nick’s hand and scampered off into the Mar-a-Lago swamp.
Need Drugs to understand that.
Love the ending
I actually don’t know what to think of this…
My own first thought was, “Shouldn’t it be ‘breadth?'”
I think “width” as I’m guessing it’s a reference to penis thickness.
“My penis is not very wide,”
vs.
“My penis is not very broad.”
Eh, I don’t have a favorite. Go with what you like.
Broads don’t have penises.
Rome wasn’t burned in a day.
I knew Milo couldn’t have cooked all this up on his own.
It’s so retarded that Hunter behind it all actually makes some sense.
Or the CIA.
They merged years ago.
Hunter as DCI…that would explain a whole lot…
I’m guessing Nick is Nick Fuentes?
“Find myself a huge set of Khazar milkers and just nestle in.”
🙂
Hunter declined to shake Nick’s hand
Smart move.
That was a good line. I like the irony of Hunter being the most well adjusted one in the story.
I wouldn’t touch Nick Fuentes’s hands either. Do you know how long it takes to get rid of catboy glitter?
I laughed. Good point.
No, how long?
Subtle nod to Ben Shapiro.
I am not sure those are subtle
O.o
Nick groaned theatrically and a warm mushroom smell filled the room.
Ewww.
I read this as if it were John McAfee giving us a fireside reading of one of his lucid dreams.
I found this one a little hard to follow, which would be the case if you were talking to someone on crack, so ok, Bravo!
Saint Pablo may be right, but he is a fraud. There is only one Great Firster, and he did not choose Saint Pablo as his voice and connector to the world.
You people are laughing at frivolities that paint Hunter Biden as some sort of renaissance man of the moment while the world inches towards disaster.
The Jews may not have been behind 9/11 but they will be central to the Firstpocalypse.
And where’s Milo in all of this? Fake news.
We should be planning a defense of The First. A last stand for what is good in this world from the army of seconds that threaten to descend on us like a wild pack of shit throwing howler monkeys.
Last I heard Milo wants to bring down Trump and MAGA. An interesting twist to say the least.
Anything to get attention. It’s the only thing he wants.
Nice Khazar milkers reference.
For those who don’t know, this is Ben Shapiro’s sister.
There are people that don’t know the reference?
I don’t.
uhhh…. me?
*The more you know up twinkle*
Between her and Milana Vayntrub the universe would cease to exist if they were in the same room, as the gravitational pull on each other would create a wonderous but cataclysmic event…and I wouldn’t even be sad.
Yes – that’s who I was thinking of. The AT&T girl.
I only occasionally brush up against that drama nest.
I do enjoy High Weirdness, like Scott Alexander articles about humans fucking with AIs like so:
Given the dialog, I can only conclude that he was a bot and thus no violence was involved.
The AI was trained on FanFiction.net’s collection of Alex Rider fanfics. I am not making this up.
I don’t say this often, but: Ew.
/looks over posts from people that don’t know the reference
I guess I run in weird circles.
You just now realized that?
I’m not very smart.
Maybe you have spent more time around Jewish culture? With about 11 Jews in NoDak, everything I know about Jews comes from the Bible and OMWC. And a couple Law and Order episodes.
Most of the time I’ve been around Jews was during Swing dancing. Lots of Jewish folks there. Outside of that, I know very few.
It’s not from Jewish folks that I know the reference.
Shit, you got there first.
This comment made me laugh more than it probably should have:
I did not know that word has entered into western usage.
I’m not so sure it has. That commenter sounds like English may not be his first language.
I’m going to regret googling that aren’t I?
I find it really funny that so many of you think Milo Yiannopoulos is a real person that actually exists.
Next you’re going to tell me Gamergate was a hoax, filmed on the same soundstage as the Apollo landings.
There was no need to dust off the soundstages, deepfakes were good enough.
Mildly repulsive, didn’t make me vomit in my mouth.
“’I’m like a vessel, and God has chosen me to be the voice and the connector.” Too local
Will forward to lurkers, however, before lunch
I feel the same way about this episode, Ye.
“Jews invented hypoglycemia.”
I knew it!
For those who don’t know, this is Ben Shapiro’s sister.
How… pendulous.
Guys at the gun store confirm:
There is currently no way of getting a semiauto rifle license without first obtaining a handgun carry permit. You’d think this sort of de facto ban would immediately draw a lawsuit.
Also, apparently Shockwaves et. al. were banned back in July but nobody told the State Police until recently.
Shockwaves were banned where? NY State?
Yup.
Which is worse, when the guy next to you pulls it out at the indoor range – Shockwave, or 10″ AR?
(Not a penis joke.)
The guy with the Mosin M44.
https://youtu.be/UgPmWopkVF4
I think that’s the winner.
Someone has to notice it first.
Do you know a good lawyer and someone who’ll fund the case? I don’t have the $40K needed to start.
Or the $500k needed for all the appeals.
That’s messed up.
I’m sure the FPC and GOA are looking for plaintiffs for their lawsuits. Contact them and see if you can be of help.
NY Dems continue to violate constitutional norms by further violating 2A in new and inventive ways.
A rifle license? What the hell?
+1 NJ Firearm Purchaser ID.
That ID at least let you buy any legal long gun and all ammo.
Hunter going to meet the Skunk Ape?
Music wise, the lead singer of Bowling For Soup has gotten a bit glib.
Music wise, the lead singer of Bowling For Soup has gotten a bit glib.
🙂
He lit his culinary torch with a sharp snap and evaporated another rock of crack in his glass pipe.
Classy and overkill. I can see using one of those with a crucible, not a pipe though.
“When we going to eat?” Evel Kanyevel asked. “My blood sugar is gettin’ low. I get weird when it gets low. Jews invented hypoglycemia.”
In the studio with Ye on Tim Pool’s podcast
And then minutes later he leaves
If it’s got a penis it’s a man. God told me that
Well, Sir Thomas More, but close enough.
Fuck
https://twitter.com/BlackadderQtes/status/988398966281834496
There is currently no way of getting a semiauto rifle license without first obtaining a handgun carry permit.
I’m sure they have a perfectly reasonable and rational justification for this.
Because common plebs should not be armed.
/Kathy
Didn’t you hear? Semiautomatics have no socially redeeming value!
I didn’t think any state could be worse than NJ, but there you go.
Oregon raises it’s hand Fauxcahantous style “ME, ME, ASK ME! I KNOW THE ANWSER!!!”
R cun splel.
“It’s just sick that people can buy semi-automatic guns. No, I’m serious.” – Brandon
I mean, the only reason is to spray 1000 rounds a minute at school children.
Now I’m wondering what sort of trigger finger can match an MG42 shot for shot.
Even Saint Jerry can’t pull that off. The human body tops out somewhere around 650-700 rpm.
Usually the best riots are in Philly.
According to the Associated Press, this was Morocco’s first win at a World Cup in 24 years and its third win ever. The north African team will go onto play against Canada at the Al Thumama Stadium.
To celebrate the victory, some of the estimated 500,000 Moroccans who live in Belgium and other bad actors reportedly took to the streets, setting fires, overturning cars, looting shops, assaulting police, and attacking police stations.
Police indicated that the “rioters used pyrotechnic material, projectiles, sticks, and set fire on the public highway” and noted that a journalist had been “injured in the face by fireworks.”
Fake news. Shooting fireworks at people’s faces is considered peaceful protest.
Charming.
To celebrate the victory, some of the estimated 500,000 Moroccans who live in Belgium and other bad actors reportedly took to the streets,
“Reportedly” is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. It should be pretty darn obvious whether people took to the streets or not.
Continuing my Teams gripes. People who @ the channel name in EVERY message, which generates an activity notification to everyone subbed. Just type your goddam message.
@ glibs @ gustave will you be attending the meeting @ company.
@ glibs @ UCS @ gustave when is this meeting @ company?
Yes, luckily here people haven’t gotten into the habit of @ everything.
@ glibs @ OBE @ gustave the time for the meeting @ company is in the invite.
Damn I hate that.
My work sees that as a feature, and keeps adding people to unrelated Teams/Channels.
/waits for written offer
@ ilium @ OBE @ gustave @ company
We are such a great place to work that in the meeting we decided you should pay us to work here.
It wasn’t just us! So stop casting aspersions.
FTX billionaire Sam Bankman-Fried funneled dark money to Republicans
“In February he testified before the same Senate agricultural committee that will hold the first hearing into FTX’s collapse this Thursday.”
Wut?
Early derivative market contracts and securities were for agricultural products.
Welcome to FedGov.
Just wait til the Joint Committee on Printing gets their hands on this
Republicans like Liz Cheney?
Pulling my weekly recording files I notice 3 different datasets created on the same day, when should just be one. Yet no one knows why…I do not like dishonest people. I have your login record people, I have your keystrokes and clicks and everything you do on the system. I expect to be told, not me go and hunt what you did.
I didn’t create any datasets on your system.
If I did, your access management is messed up.
Tom Cotton told off Kroger’s CEO who was dragged before congress by Dems for wanting to merge with Albertsons. I’m torn. Cotton’s point is stupid, the apron in question had nothing at all to do with gay pride and the employees shouldn’t have gotten shit for refusing to wear a basic non-offensive work uniform. On the other hand, I love watching some RINO supporting piece of shit CEO put in his place (the guy donates to the likes of Dewine, Kasich, and Boehner and pointed Mitch McConnell’s wife to his board of directors). Guy raked in $21 million in pay in 2019 and went on to cut the pay of his frontline employees a few months into 2020 while they were still dealing with all the pandemic bullshit. Company responded to 1/6 by announcing they were reviewing and cutting ties with any PAC that supported such terrible violence. And it’s just fun to see an asshole like that who thought he had bought off all the right people at least get spoken down to, even if it was all performance art by Cotton.
What does his policies on firing someone over not wearing the assigned and proper uniform have to do with the merger of the two companies?
Nothing at all, which was pretty much stated in my initial comment.
Of course, I’m also done with the libertarian puritanism for useful idiots approach to the culture wars. Your enemies *do not* give a fuck about how pure your principles are. They are using every tool at their disposal to silence and disenfranchise you in society, culture, and politics. They are working in concert wielding the levers of power in all major institutions and barely even trying to hide when they are blatantly acting at behest of government actors.
Kroger isn’t my top target by any means, but I fully support giving it back to them good and hard when the opportunity presents itself. At a very minimum, I don’t need to, as Cotton says, carry water for you when you get what you have coming to you good and hard from the left.
And let’s address the libertarian puritanism for useful idiots approach to the culture wars.
Facebook and Twitter and Youtube are private companies who just happen to be doing exactly what Democratic politicians say they should do! *emails confirmed showing White House officials and bureaucrats giving them direct marching order son disinformation and covid bullshit* *crickets*
Desantis is a tyrant who abuses his power! *he’s just about the only governor who never went along with covid bullshit and was attacked incessantly for it, but stood strong* He’s like the one guy who has effectively fought the culture wars, and I’m supposed to nitpick and get worked up over things like the anti-woke law he passed because among the 50 good things in there there’s one part that the courts will take care of that tries to prevent private companies from discriminating against their employees who engage in wrong think held by like 50% of the country and which was basically only relevant to mega corporations to begin with.
Private companies can enforce their own mask and vaccine mandates! *see the first point above, as if any of that shit was cooked up by private companies and as if their arms weren’t twisted by government and their propagandists in the media*
Good rant.
Culture matters. A lot.
NYT Headline
In Newspeak the word Censor = Misinformation Expert. I have to say that is quite a good turn of phrase.
And “Agitprop” = “All the News That’s Fit to Print”.
There was a local free paper with local events and ads that had the motto”
“All the news that fits, we print”
That also works for the NYT now.
“All the news that fits the narrative, we print”
Motherfuck!
In other 2A news, targetsportsusa.com will no longer ship ammo to NY.
🙁
What about SGammo?
They already didn’t ship here.
There are three left that I know of — if they haven’t followed suit. One is very erratic with their supply and is not cheap, another is, well, tacticalshit.com.
Luckygunner’s website says they still ship to NYS, but not NYC.
Eh, technically correct.
They will ship to FFLs, or someone who has a special “Seller of Ammunition” or “Keeper of Ammunition” license. I thought about getting the latter as the official Keeper of Ammunition for the Glibertarians Sport Shooting Club. The problem with that is if they grant you the license, you give LE permission to search your premises at any time without a warrant.
Now I’m wondering if ammo companies will ship to a PO Box, and if so could I get one in MA or VT, or if I’d have to go all the way to NH .
EEEK.
Seconded.
I mean…that sounds like we should have an amendment against such a generally broad police power.
Can these premeses be a shed on an empty plot of land?
Yes. However, before they grant the license, they inspect the premises to make sure you have adequate security.
Gov’t is just looking out for the little guy.
Dr. Eric Nepute is being sued by the Federal Government for promoting the use of Vitamin D against COVID-19. A new study has found that he is absolutely correct.
We reported on Dr. Nepute’s suit with the federal government a week ago. He is being sued for $40,000 per violation where Dr. Nepute told the world that they should take vitamin D and zinc to help them deal with COVID on any level. Yes, that’s right, he told people to take vitamins and the government is suing him for doing so. In total, the government is suing him for over 12 million instances where his advertisements were heard.
Let me know when they go after grandmas for prescribing chicken noodle soup and rest.
So the government is seeking a $480MM fine? For telling people to take supplements long known to help immune response?
My bad – $40,000 x 12,000,000 is $480BB. A half trillion dollar fine.
Just have him make the check out to “Ukraine Support Fund”.
Or skip the middle guy and go straight to Fauci, the CEO of Pfizer, and whoever’s running the DNC.
If you do that it will leave some kind of paper trail. We’ve just established that at least $20 billion in funds for Ukraine can be unaccounted for, and nobody will give a shit.
Yeah, my bad. To be fair, I don’t even money launder.
That’s ok, it’s easy to make that kind of mistake when you have some sort of ethics.
Eh, Bagman-Fraud just got pinched, so they are still looking for a middle man.
Can’t let Alex Jones have all the fun
This guy and Alex Jones are going to put a real dent into the budget deficit when the government collects.
*Looks into how I can qualify for 100% disability*
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/11/30/long-covid-patients-share-their-struggle-with-disability-coverage.html
Just in case an EV Mustang wasn’t enough.
2025 Chevrolet Corvette SUV
VOMIT
Yeah, that is godawful. Is that a word? If it is, that’s what it is.
Can’t wait for the high performance minivan.
It’s weird how much hate minivans get for being useful and practical. I’m driving an Odyssey or Sienna over that thing.
This shit has to stop.
Gross.
That’s not a Corvette.
That’s an abomination.
Between $80k and $100k for that?!
It basically looks like by wife’s Equinox. Probably about as much speed or power.
I understood all of it, mostly that Ye has lots of different names for himself. But I still don’t know who Nick is. Am I supposed to know?
A lot of people talk about when they’d like to be a fly on the wall to see this or that historical event. Well, I’d give my left nut (it’s my non-Firsting nut, it’s non-essential) to be present for a meeting between Kanye West, Donald Trump, and Nick Fuentes.
You have a Firsting nut? Is that your third eye?
I would never get into the intricacies of the anatomy of a Firster with a non-Firster, let alone one the sworn enemies of The Order Of The First. All of human history is currently at stake.
Some guy named Nick Fuentes who is considered a white supremacist. I haven’t seen anything he has written to be able to make a determination. The term is so mis-used, for l I know he’s just an accountant with a lisp.
Oh yeah, y’all are right. I forgot that Nick is that guy’s first name.
Nick Fuentes. Some internet personality with no real influence, who I know nothing about, and who I care even less about.
You don’t sounds sufficiently anti-racist, citizen.
Fuentes did get to meet with a former president and is part of Kanye’s exploratory committee for his 2024 run. How many presidents and presidential campaigns have you been part of?
I’m proud to say, none and none.
I’ll be on your campaign staff!
Full, or half-staff?
I once piloted the right arm of a voltron-like robopresident.
Wait, You’re saying you’re the one that tried to shake the hand of a non-existent person as part of the Biden-bot?
Don’t be silly.
I was punching space mutants.
I still am not used to Ye being a white supremacist and anti-Jewite. But I should have realized that just talking to Trump would make him all of those things.
https://youtu.be/YbW6GFuRozc
He is anti-Semitic though and Trump still invited him to dinner. And Trump claiming not to know who Fuentes is does not seem believable to me (sorry orange man).
It seems more like he invited Kanye/agreed to meet out of some sense of loyalty and he brought Fuentes with him rather than Trump personally sent him an invite.
Yes, that is correct.
To be clear, it was patently stupid for Trump the politician, but also kind of a rare moment that actually shows some character on his part, as I see it. Any other politician would have avoided Kanye like the plague in the first place and sure as shit wouldn’t have met with him once he showed up with as toxic as that. Trump didn’t care, almost certainly knew there would be massive blowback and did it anyway to meet with a guy who he felt had been loyal/a friend to him over the years.
That’s the sort of shit he should be praised for from my perspective. He did not take the craven political path.
Or he just likes hanging around celebrities and knew he would get a lot of attention (good and bad) for having him over.
Trump could tweet about taking a shit and get lots of attention. I’m pretty sure the celebrity aspect is part of it, but I also fully believe Trump views himself as a loyal guy and that he was doing Kanye a favor.
I’m not saying he invited him, I’m saying not properly vetting him or not having anyone around him who might say “uh, maybe not this guy” seems odd. And he still did invite Kayne.
Trump’s claim seems totally believable to me since I have no idea who Fuentes is.
I’m fairly certain Trump has been grilled about Fuentes in the past.
I’m sure everybody except maybe MS is thrilled with today’s sportsball results.