Monday Afternoon Links

by | Nov 28, 2022 | Daily Links | 222 comments

Implacable foes

I was a bit worried that I would not be able to post the Links today. My IP is … unreliable at times, lately. Of course, today being a WFH day, I was a bit more concerned about being able to actually work (hi Rufus!). However, the sunspot activity, squirrel attacks, Russian Elon Musk’s interference with Our Democracy, or whatever was causing, it has subsided.

So here are some links about the clownshow we inhabit on this Earth.

  • Oops. Hope none of you had any $ is this flop.
  • Look for Pudding Cup Joe to take credit, somehow. On a serious note – things could get real bad, real fast in China, and lots of (mostly innocent) blood spilled will be the answer, one way or the other.
  • A bold strategy, Cotton.
  • Plenty available for hanging off your belt!

Meh.

Comment section is yours.

About The Author

Swiss Servator

Swiss Servator

Currently serving at the pleasure of a Swiss multinational. Previously a Soldier, rugby player, lawyer, bouncer, bartender, substitute teacher, risk manager, and cubicle mushroom. Will work for raclette.

222 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    You sound so excited.

  2. DEG

    “Unprecedented protests and calls for Chinese leader Xi Jinping to step down may back the Chinese government into a corner where they can’t look like there are giving in to protests, thereby slowing down China’s much anticipated reopening,” he said in a research note published Monday.

    I think these protests might be a big deal.

    The festival features decorated braids of onions, mulled wine and garlic bread for visitors.

    Garlic bread and mulled wine. Yum.

    • SDF-7

      I’m reserving hope on this one. Yeah, it seems pretty big — but they crushed Hong Kong pretty quickly when the world was distracted, and I see no signs the world really gives a crap what happens inside of China after the camps, mistreatment of Christians / Muslims / anyone not suitably Chinese over the last few years — so it really boils down to if Xi still commands the military (maybe also the countryside… but definitely the military). And not really seeing signs of that shaking.

      So the cynical part of me is expecting this to end with tanks. And its a damned shame… but that’s what I expect. I certainly would not mind being pleasantly surprised.

      • Compelled Speechless

        I don’t get what the protestors are mad about. They already have socialism, what could they possibly have to complain about?

    • MikeS

      Garlic bread and mulled wine. Yum.

      I’ve had neither, but would like to try them. I assume I’d like the bread more than the wine.

      • The Hyperbole

        You’ve never had garlic bread? for a firster you’re quite the Philistine.

      • slumbrew

        I can’t even with that. Shit, Mike, go make some. It’s easy.

      • DEG

        I’m trying to wrap my head around this. You’ve seriously never had either?

        On this note: At Ye Olde Local Brewpub a month or so ago, a guy a few seats down from me at the bar asked about the pretzels on the specials menu. They have soft pretzels regularly on their Fall seasonal menu. The bartender explained what they were since the guy seemed clueless. He said, “I’ve never had soft pretzels before, I’ll give them a try.” I was scratching my head since he was my age or a little older, and I was wondering how he got through life without trying soft pretzels.

      • The Hyperbole

        People think we are experiencing national decline now but Hot Sam Pretzels went defunct in 1995, we’ve been a doomed nation ever since. If you can’t go to the mall and get a soft pretzel covered in salt and mustard ( with the cheese-like stuff on special occasions) do you really have a Country?

      • MikeS

        Up here is God’s Country, we’ve had Pretzel Maker for decades. Still going strong, and still expensive.

      • The Hyperbole

        Ha, there’s one in the local mall where Sam’s used to be.

        Revised complaint- If your soft pretzel store doesn’t have a midget in a Chef’s toque for a mascot do you really have a Country?

      • MikeS

        Ah. In that case, I agree full heartedly.

      • MikeS

        I thought it meant bread baked with garlic. Like onion bread.

      • Count Potato

        It’s usually made with Italian bread. Mix nearly pureed garlic with butter, spread over bread, and put under broiler. Alternatively, you can saute chopped garlic in olive oil and pour it over toasted bread. Using both butter and olive oil together is also common.

      • MikeS

        No, I know. I’ve had it innumerable times. It’s best with melted mozzarella on top. I’ve always called it garlic toast, and when I read garlic bread I pictured bread made with garlic as an ingredient.

      • Count Potato

        Well, there is that too — usually made from pizza dough.

      • MikeS

        Ha-ha. The wife just made spaghetti and garlic toast for supper.

      • Count Potato

        I’ve never had mulled wine. I’ve never even made mulled wine. If anyone tried to order it, I’d threaten them with a left hook for trying to give the joint atmosphere.

      • The Hyperbole

        You’re not Pissed off Nick.

  3. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Modern banking is such a pain in the ass.

  4. Count Potato

    “Chinese bots are swamping Twitter with sexually explicit posts about porn and escorts in an apparent bid to stop the spread of news about the massive protests against lockdowns and President Xi Jinping.”

    It looks like bots are posting pictures of bots.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It’s bots all the way down.

    • SDF-7

      Bleep blorp… hey baby, show me your usb ports.

      Blorp bleep… do a deep dive on my standard classes big boy….

  5. The Other Kevin

    That onion festival sounds quite a pealing.

    • Compelled Speechless

      I’ve been told that I need to be afraid whenever a white culture celebrates its roots.

    • SDF-7

      Starting a pun thread this early will bring Swiss to tears — but since he gave permission in the comments, I doubt he’ll be too much of an ogre.

      Now we’ll see how many other rasp-scallions we have around before Q posts his usually chive pics.

      • Compelled Speechless

        I think Swissy will dig it.

      • Plisade

        Dammit!

      • Spudalicious

        I hope word of this doesn’t leek to him.

      • mock-star

        You shallot not make these pun threads! – Swiss, probably.

    • Plisade

      I’m not really a festival guy, too many rapscallions causing trouble.

    • Mason

      This thread has so many layers.

      • R.J.

        I think Swiss will like it. He’s not that thin – skinned.

    • Zwak, who taser's the chimp with the razor.

      It’s truly crying out for joy.

    • juris imprudent

      Booker T is in. Can’t believe Ted S. didn’t go here.

  6. Certified Public Asshat

    Swiss, New Metallica for your missing music link: Lux Æterna

    • Plisade

      Wow. That was unexpectedly good! Thanks for the pleasant surprise.

    • Aloysious

      🤘 ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪

    • Zwak, who taser's the chimp with the razor.

      Is it just me, or does James Hatfield look like Tom Waits now?

      • rhywun

        LOL I couldn’t get a close look but it sounds good.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    “This action reflects longstanding U.S. policy to provide targeted sanctions relief based on concrete steps that alleviate the suffering of the Venezuelan people and support the restoration of democracy,” the Treasury Department said.

    Our government is all about the little people.

    • Hyperion

      Biden is definitely well into the advanced demented stage or he’d realize they already have communism in Venezuela, economy wrecked, nothing left to do except sing the praises and finish the job in USA.

      • SDF-7

        I just assume he wants to help prop back up his fellow travelers until the Global Reset is complete.

  8. Shpip

    Some 30 tons of onions were sold on Monday, which is an improvement on last year but around half the amount sold in the record year of 2014.

    Seems like there are several layers to this story.

    • Ted S.

      I’m tearing up reading it.

  9. Hyperion

    “Look for Pudding Cup Joe to take credit, somehow.”

    Fuck. If Puddin Cup could, he’d be sending US troops to help comrade Xi.

    • R.J.

      Clearly an auto drive failure.

  10. Hyperion

    “A bold strategy, Cotton.”

    The fuck does he care what’s on Twatter? He’ll just send in thugs to break their heads and then send them and their families off to the camps. /Biden weeps with jealousy.

    • SDF-7

      Trudeau runs into the room: I ALMOST DID THAT TOO! *SOB*

      • Zwak, who taser's the chimp with the razor.

        Trudeau? Isn’t he the Crown Prince of he Crying Bitchslap re XI?

  11. Warty

    (Repost from the morning links because I had so much fun remembering that time I helped get TOS sued.)

    Just had a pleasant stroll down memory lane. https://web.archive.org/web/20110929042231/http://www.courthousenews.com/2011/07/28/overlawyered.pdf

    16. Defendants, TheZeitgeist, AA W, Protefeed, Douglas Fletcher, flye, Fun Fact,
    Warty, The Gobbler, John, fbi, Mr. Weebles, planodoc, Latter Day Taint, waffles, troy, Mr
    Whipple, Spencer Smith, Shari Lewis, hmm, Not Arthur Wolk, Barely Suppressed Rage,
    II
    Case ID: 11 0702615
    _ … _
    Amakudari, grylliade, and Boo the Puppy, are bloggers, some or all of whom are believed and
    therefore averred to be Pennsylvania residents, who the defendants either incited to post on their
    websites scandalous, heinous, false and defamatory statements about the plaintiff or are the
    defendants themselves, their agents, servants, principals, employees or co-conspirators, and
    whose identities Reason and the other defendants have conspired to protect and refuse to provide
    to plaintiff after inquiry.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I remember that crazy bastard. He’s a GAA lawyer IIRC.

    • Ted S.

      This isn’t the Preet Bharara subpoena?

    • SDF-7

      I started reading that and then quickly realized that I had not lost my will to live and could do anything else instead.

    • Hyperion

      Boo The Puppy? Wut?

    • Fatty Bolger

      It’s mentioned in Preet’s Wikipedia page, including “wood chippers”, lol.

      During Bharara’s term, the U.S. Attorney’s Office investigated six Internet comments made on the website of Reason magazine in which anonymous readers made comments about U.S. District Judge Katherine B. Forrest of the Southern District of New York like “Its [sic] judges like these that should be taken out back and shot” and “Why waste ammunition? Wood chippers get the message across clearly.” (The comments were made under an article in the magazine of Forrest’s sentencing of Silk Road owner Ross William Ulbricht to life in prison without parole.)

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Defendant Walter K. Olson (Olson, also sometimes called Internet Bully and
      Internet Stalker or Overlawyered defendant), is an individual, a citizen and resident of the State
      of New York., a lawyer who now lives in Washington D.C. where he moved to become an
      instigator for the ultra right wing policies of Cato and who with Frank runs Overlawyered for the
      benefit of ultra right wing organizations and their trustees, and who assists Frank by editing the
      defamatory publications on Overlawyered to bring discredit on lawyers and judges whose views
      and experience may be different than his by failing to investigate the facts, false reporting,
      ignoring mandates of judges and lying to the public.

      LOL, jokes on you buddy.

    • Sean

      Those pesky Pennsylvanians!

  12. DEG

    Fauci’s Seven Hour Deposition

    The transcript is not yet available and no reporters were allowed. But from the Attorneys General who brought the suit, the plaintiffs in the case and their attorney, and other parties to the lawsuit against the Biden administration, we have some information about the deposition provided by Anthony “I am the Science” Fauci. He has been the face of the pandemic response and stands accused of colluding with Big Tech to suppress dissent in violation of the First Amendment.

    The question of whether the deposition was to be public was itself the subject of legal attention. The Department of Justice filed to block all recording and personally identifiable information for fear of public harassment, and this condition was granted. As a result, we have no transcript (yet) and one senses a great skittishness even from those who were there to explain the fullness of what transpired. Major national media have shown no interest in getting the story.

    • SDF-7

      Do love the Louisiana AG’s quippy summary.

      Still want that weasel (Fauci, not the La AG) behind bars and sans any retirement benefits.

      • Tonio

        Thanks for that, SDF-7. This is going to be a long, tedious battle.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Modern banking is such a pain in the ass.

    Just tap your phone!

    • SDF-7

      NSA: That’s what we did!

      • anti pro state

        Can we get an applause gif here?

    • Hyperion

      More gay than that gay kid from Star Trek and his gay rainbow shirt! Send these writers to the ass rape aliens!

  14. DEG

    NH Democrats drop Manchester Ward 6 challenge

    New Hampshire Democrats have abandoned their legal challenges in the Manchester Ward 6 recount, ending their bid to keep the candidate who received the most votes from taking the seat.

    Democratic attorney Bill Christie informed his Republican counterparts Sunday night that his clients, Ward 6 candidate Maxine Mosley and Senate Minority Leader Donna Soucy (D-Manchester) would not be going forward with their appeal to the Ballot Law Commission as planned.

  15. DEG

    Tied race will go to NH Legislature

    The fate of a tied race for state representative in Rochester will now be clarified by the Legislature.

    On Monday morning, lawyers for Republican David Walker and incumbent State Rep. Chuck Grassie, D, mutually agreed to withdraw their appeals to the Ballot Law Commission, which was set to examine and rule on individual challenged ballots Monday.

    The race was tied, with the candidates receiving 970 votes each following a recount.

  16. Warty

    Warhammer 40K and autism go together like you people and autism

    Lesson 36: “An open mind is like a castle gate with its gates unbarred and unguarded” – We understand that people can be brainwashed. We know human belief is a product that can be manufactured by malevolent actors. Why then do we never apply these lessons to public opinion generally, or to ourselves? When it comes to exposing our minds to new information caution is required. Inquiry can be healthy, but ideas themselves contain temptations towards narcissism, indulgence, and corruption. To properly navigate these hurdles a mind must be fortified or not approach the task at all. As the inquisition says, “Blessed is the mind too small to doubt”

    • SDF-7

      I’m always partial to quotes from Alpha Centauri myself.

  17. Drake

    Netherlands to forcefully shut down 3,000 farms

    They are literally going to seize the land, evict the owners who have lived there for generations, and use the land to build housing for third world immigrants. Taking some of the nicest scenery in Europe and turning into a slum ruled by elites.

    • Count Potato

      WTF??

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        The Dutch government has been prepping for this for a while. They’re completely out of control.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I will not shed a single tear if the people revolt and kill every single one of those evil SOBs.

      But I suspect I won’t have to anyway,

      • Hyperion

        I’ll throw a fucking party.

    • Hyperion

      You have to keep the useless eaters together somewhere, easier to starve them there. And now that we’ve eliminated all the farmland… /Klaus and Bildo

    • Fatty Bolger

      This is insane. Absolutely fucking insane.

      • Fatty Bolger

        nitrogen minister Christianne van der Wal

        Nitrogen minister?!!!

      • Hyperion

        lol

      • Count Potato

        van der Waals?

        That can’t be real.

      • rhywun

        I’m not sure this isn’t satire.

      • Hyperion

        *Peruses rest of site*

        “Macron calls for ‘single world order”

        Looks legit to me.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Doesn’t seem to be, it’s being reported on a lot of other mainstream sites.

      • Drake

        I saw it on the Guardian but it was paywalled.

      • Hyperion

        It’s best for sane society when everything on Guardian is paywalled, forever…

      • rhywun

        OK, I see it on a couple sites. One of them mentions “building homes” but nothing about “immigrants”.

        And yes, it does mention “nitrogen minister”.

      • Drake

        The Dutch don’t need that many “homes”.

      • R C Dean

        Some of the most productive farmland in the world.

        And its being taken to make what amount to government projects. I doubt the Dutch are reproducing at such a blistering pace that they need them, so do the math.

      • rhywun

        They’re trying to give the impression that they’re giving the land to Gaia but yeah that’s probably BS.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        It is. And most of them are true believers.

      • Drake

        In Satan.

    • kinnath

      They need more guns

      • Tundra

        We have lots of them. But we still allowed lockdowns, out of control government, rampant illegal immigration and mutilated children.

        I’m thinking there is more to the equation.

    • SDF-7

      turning into a slum ruled by elites.

      Said elites: Ah! Now you see the point of the exercise!

      And yeah — I’m not one to preach violence, but I certainly would understand an uprising and some repurposing of lampposts right about now.

    • Compelled Speechless

      As far as I know, nothing bad has ever come from a large unaccountable government seizing large amounts of farmland and punishing the people who produce the nation’s food.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Did you know?

    There are now light bulbs which incorporate motion sensor capability. I thought I was going to have to replace the fixture at my front door, but apparently I can just screw in smart light bulb.

    • kinnath

      Tell us more . . . . .

    • Tres Cool

      This is a polack joke, right ?

  19. The Late P Brooks

    When it comes to exposing our minds to new information caution is required.

    Who said you could do that?

    • kinnath

      Hey buddy . . . . . .

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        The first taste of new information is free. After that you have to pay for exposing your mind to new information.

  20. Hyperion

    Trans Reparations

    Stop it, you extremist hate mongers. Everyone knows that the trans are owed reparations from the biological females. They have all the pussy and many are not even hideous and that’s not equity!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Airport records confirmed the navy blue Vera Bradley roller bag arrived at 4:40 p.m. but was missing from the carousel. So law enforcement reviewed video surveillance footage from the baggage claim area and observed Brinton removing a navy blue roller bag from carousel seven, according to a criminal complaint.

      The complaint says Brinton removed a luggage tag from the bag, placed it into a handbag he was carrying, and “then left the area at a quick pace.” Brinton arrived at MSP Airport around 4:27 p.m. on an American Airlines flight from Washington, D.C., but did not check a bag, meaning he had no reason to visit baggage claim, according to the complaint.

      Now who would have thunk that weirdo had impulse control problems?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Brinton allegedly called the investigating officer two hours later and apologized for not being “completely honest.” This time Brinton said he took the bag because he was tired and thought it was his, the complaint says.

        He allegedly told police that he realized the bag didn’t belong to him when he opened it up at the hotel but “got nervous” and didn’t “know what to do.” Worried that people would think he “stole the bag,” Brinton told police he left the victim’s clothes in the drawers in the hotel room, according to the complaint.

        Brinton said he brought the bag back to D.C. with him because it would have been “weirder” to leave a bag in the hotel room, according to police.

        Police told Brinton how to return the bag to Delta, but as of Oct. 27 the victim still had not received her bag back.

        Police also learned that no clothing was recovered from the hotel room.

        NOT FAIR! I WAS TOLD THAT THERE ARE NO CONSEQUENCES FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME!

      • Hyperion

        *rewinds tape*

        Didn’t check a bag… *screeching sound, rewinds tape*

        Didn’t check a bag….

      • Tonio

        “deputy assistant secretary of the Office of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in the U.S. Department of Energy”

        Perhaps should be suspended from job and clearance pending outcome.

      • B.P.

        Charged with overseeing nuclear waste disposal, can’t even ditch a stolen bag full of undies. (probably)

      • Tres Cool

        And screw-up FedGov’s diversity portfolio? You’re gonna have a tough time replacing a gender-fluid, Kink101-teaching, Masters from MIT-having, pet fetishist.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Heh, they’d have to admit their publicity whore kink freak was not really a good person. Not likely,

      • Tres Cool

        Now, Im no cop, but “The complaint says Brinton removed a luggage tag from the bag…”
        “He allegedly told police that he realized the bag didn’t belong to him when he opened it up at the hotel…”

        Seems to me intent has already been established.

    • SDF-7

      General McAuliffe and the guy from this morning: “Nuts!”

    • Hyperion

      Like most things on Twitter, I don’t get it. Now, Nitrogen Minister, that right there is funny, I don’t care who you are!

    • SDF-7

      As long as you don’t go gaga over it.

    • Tonio

      Yes.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Booming

    New York Fed President John Williams said Monday he sees signs inflation is starting to come down, but says there is still more work to do for the Fed to reach its goal of 2% inflation.

    “Overall demand for labor and services still far exceeds available supply, resulting in broad-based inflation, which will take longer to bring back down,” Williams said in a speech Monday at the Economic Club of New York.

    Williams added there is “still more work to do” as the Fed continues its rate hike campaign to tame price inflation. “Further tightening of monetary policy should help restore balance between demand and supply and bring inflation back to 2 percent over the next few years,” Williams added.

    Until you figure out how to keep Biden from bouncing checks, it’s going to be tough.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Great composer, Not so much a Fed President. You’ll also have to keep Biden’s handlers from choking off the supply of food, energy, and transportation specifically as well as making it harder for companies to produce goods and services overall.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Police also learned that no clothing was recovered from the hotel room.

    Something tells me the owner isn’t really going to want them back.

    • R C Dean

      Something tells me “he” lied about leaving the clothes in the room.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Williams said he expects core goods prices to come down going forward, pointing to combination of slowing global demand, improving supply chains, and falling import prices from the strong dollar.

    “I expect cooling global demand and steady supply improvements to result in declining inflation for goods that rely heavily on commodities, as well as for those that have been heavily affected by supply chain bottlenecks,” Williams said.

    Does this guy seriously think commodity prices are going to fall?

    • Hyperion

      Don’t worry, Brandon is going to meet a leader somewhere, sometime soon, and fist bump them. That works every time.

    • The Other Kevin

      Someone needs to tell him the election is over, he doesn’t have to bother making shit up for another 18 months or so.

      • Hyperion

        There isn’t even need then, when all you have to do it count the mail-in ballots until you win.

  24. Hyperion

    Spectacular Cold

    In case you science deniers need some splainin on this, that would be ‘weather’.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Just in time for the natural gas shortages?

    • The Other Kevin

      It’s been a long time since we had the types of winters we had in the 70’s and 80’s. I remember feet of snow, dangerously cold wind chills, and not seeing the grass for months. Our town used to flood the park and let you skate on it. In recent years, I’ve wanted to find a frozen pond or something to skate on outside, and it hasn’t been cold enough for long enough for that to happen.

      • Hyperion

        I won’t forget that winter of 77. Ohio River froze over so that people drove pickup trucks across it. Snowdrifts on both sides of the road so that it was a one lane tunnel. Have not seen anything like that since for sure.

      • The Other Kevin

        For us near Chicago it was the Blizzard of 79.

      • Tres Cool

        And all summer long I kicked around the idea of buying a snowmobile.

      • Hyperion

        I remember being able to walk on top of like 2-3ft of snow and it was froze so hard you wouldn’t break through it. One of my cousins got snowed in staying with me and my grandparents and there wasn’t any way to get out of the country road we lived on for days. We were bored and I remember I had some acid stashed I bought at a concert in Cincy, so I pulled it out and we did it. Holy fuck, my cousin was so fucked up and I had to keep him in my bedroom for like 24 hours so he wouldn’t freak out my grandparents, lol. I told them he was really sick and I was taking him food and drinks and stuff.

      • Tres Cool

        During the 1978 blizzard I was stuck at my grandparent’s house for a week while my parents assisted at a red cross shelter (the high school).
        Things around Dayton and especially rural Montgomery county where I was were at a stand-still. The snow was its own problem but the wind-chills I think made it actually dangerous.

      • Tundra

        In MN, this is known as “a normal winter.”

      • MikeS

        Right?

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Oh ye of little faith

    Precision fermentation is a refined form of brewing, a means of multiplying microbes to create specific products. It has been used for many years to produce drugs and food additives. But now, in several labs and a few factories, scientists are developing what could be a new generation of staple foods.

    The developments I find most interesting use no agricultural feedstocks. The microbes they breed feed on hydrogen or methanol – which can be made with renewable electricity – combined with water, carbon dioxide and a very small amount of fertiliser. They produce a flour that contains roughly 60% protein, a much higher concentration than any major crop can achieve (soy beans contain 37%, chick peas, 20%). When they are bred to produce specific proteins and fats, they can create much better replacements than plant products for meat, fish, milk and eggs. And they have the potential to do two astonishing things.

    The first is to shrink to a remarkable degree the footprint of food production. One paper estimates that precision fermentation using methanol needs 1,700 times less land than the most efficient agricultural means of producing protein: soy grown in the US. This suggests it might use, respectively, 138,000 and 157,000 times less land than the least efficient means: beef and lamb production. Depending on the electricity source and recycling rates, it can also enable radical reductions in water use and greenhouse gas emissions. Because the process is contained, it avoids the spillover of waste and chemicals into the wider world caused by farming.

    All you people whining about farmers getting kicked off their land can just STFU. We don’t need farmers or their antiquated forms of agriculture. Accept the bounty of SCIENCE!

    • B.P.

      Mmmm…. Great Reset hardtack. Everyone jump in line.

    • rhywun

      Good news, citizen. The soypaste ration has been increased by 5%!

    • R C Dean

      “They produce a flour”

      No, they don’t.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    If livestock production is replaced by this technology, it creates what could be the last major opportunity to prevent Earth systems collapse, namely ecological restoration on a massive scale. By rewilding the vast tracts now occupied by livestock (by far the greatest of all human land uses) or by the crops used to feed them – as well as the seas being trawled or gill-netted to destruction – and restoring forests, wetlands, savannahs, natural grasslands, mangroves, reefs and sea floors, we could both stop the sixth great extinction and draw down much of the carbon we have released into the atmosphere.

    Hallelujah!

    We can convert the earth to a giant petting zoo.

    • The Other Kevin

      And the lions shall lie with the lambs.

      • Tres Cool

        I thought the lamb lies down on Broadway ?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Lately, it’s been more flies on the windshield

      • Homple

        “But the lambs won’t sleep much.”
        …Woody Allen

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      By rewilding the vast tracts now occupied by livestock (by far the greatest of all human land uses)

      I’m always perplexed by the livestock argument. There are about 90 million cows/steers/bulls in the United States today compared to the population of 60 million North American bison in pre-Industrial America. Given the increased size and greater range requirements of bison, I just don’t see how this makes any sort of sense. I guess I’ll take the same position I do with gun grabbers, they are liars who hate you and want you to die.

      • creech

        If it hadn’t been for Indigenous folks decimating herds at jumps, and eating tasty bison meat, the herds probably would have exceeded the 90 million mark. Of course, that means more predators too. We need more wolf packs roaming Missoula, Bozeman, and Billings.

  27. Tundra

    Controversial energy official charged with stealing woman’s luggage at MSP

    Freak.

    Alpha News attempted to contact Brinton via email but received an automatic reply saying he is on leave and unable to access his email. The Department of Energy declined to comment. Brinton’s attorneys did not respond to multiple requests for comment.

    I thought Democracy dies in darkness?

    • Homple

      Congressman Larry Craig had an incident in a restroom stall at MSP some years back. What is it about that place?

  28. The Late P Brooks

    The fourth objection has more weight: the potential for these new technologies to be captured by a few corporations. The risk is real and we should engage with it now, demanding a new food economy that’s radically different from the existing one, in which extreme consolidation has already taken place. But this is not an argument against the technology itself, any more than the dangerous concentration in the global grain trade (90% of it in the hands of four corporations) is an argument against trading grain, without which billions would starve.

    Noooooo! Teh kkkorporashunz!

    It should all be free, and owned by The People (and managed by the Ministry of Plenty).

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I have a different proposal. How about ending the currency inflation which incentivizes the consolidation trend in agriculture?

    • rhywun

      making it more difficult for billions of potential users to get Twitter’s services

      Twitter has a web site too, y’all. And it’s arguably more accessible than some dopey “app”.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Arguably maybe but having and not having an app can break a company. People don’t want to spend the extra fifteen seconds to go by way of browser.

      • rhywun

        I know and I don’t really get that. But I’m old.

      • B.P.

        I do. I’m not into apps. United Airlines says I need to download their app and upload my credit card number to it to buy a drink on their plane. For my convenience, of course.

      • rhywun

        OFFS!

    • R.J.

      Hear hear!
      *Bangs iphone 6s on table.

    • rhywun

      I wonder what Jobs would make of all the woke insanity, which really didn’t ramp up until after woke-as-fuck Cook took over.

    • Drake

      Too many vids of their slave labor in China getting uppity?

  29. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Kanye, excuse me, Ye, is going to be on Tim Pool tonight I think along with Milo and Nick Fuentes. Should be interesting and Pool has more balls than I thought.

    • DEG

      Will he get SWATed again?

      • Sean

        I wouldn’t bet against it.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I haven’t seen them this worked up since state governments started outlawing late term abortions.

      • rhywun

        Or since Trump announced his candidacy.

    • rhywun

      Think different.
      *and you will be deleted

      lol

    • MikeS

      Ever notice how she has trouble maintaining eye contact with anyone for longer than a couple seconds?

      • B.P.

        I always just assumed she was looking on the dais for that magical piece of paper with the right answer, but she really does seem to be averting her eyes.

        I wonder which news outlet Ms. Conventional Wisdom who asked the question is from.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        She looks like the quintessential NPR reporter/listener.

      • B.P.

        I was thinking the same thing.

      • Tundra

        It’s a pretty classic lying tell. Also the blinking.

        She knows she’s full of shit. The better class of sociopath believe what they are spewing.

    • MikeS

      Balenciaga released a press release stating: “We’re so very sorry shit like this keeps happening. Please keep writing lots of articles that include multiple pictures of our designs when we do this again.”

      • Count Potato

        It just seems like there is all this pedo shit everywhere now. I don’t remember this ten years ago.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Always there but they’ve gotten bold (too bold too fast IMHO, if they’d waited another decade they might have been home free).

      • MikeS

        I was being Glib. Yes, there is a lot more pedo shit. They seem to be testing the waters and laying the groundwork for normalization of it. Judging how fast we went from transsexualism being a psychiatric condition to being something we must celebrate, it can’t be far away before MSNBC is telling us how Pedos are people, too. I wonder what color they will get on the alphabet soup flag.

      • Hyperion

        They’re already abusing children by giving them sex changes, including hormones and mutilations. You already cannot get much sicker than that, but they will.

      • Hyperion

        All of this shit has been normalized by the woke left and the Biden admin. Look at the story behind the sick fuck luggage thief, ze is into fucking dogs and shit.

        Didn’t this happen in a lot of civilizations right before they went into the dustbin of history?

      • The Hyperbole

        Bit of a stretch ‘features a book’ is doing a lot of work here. It’s one book in a stack in the background of the photo, and it’s not even the book with the supposedly ‘pedo’ images, which to me look like they are intended to horrify/sicken the viewer not arouse.

      • Tres Cool

        In PR, any response is a good response.

      • Tres Cool

        My bad- I meant “product placement”.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Moral relativists took over everything. (well relativists except when it comes to politics)

      This is my biggest problem with the cosmotarians. They took live and let live and turned it into “We shouldn’t judge anybody.”

      • Count Potato

        It’s all very selective. If Balenciaga did something low key racist, all the blue checks and celebrities would be up in arms, their business deals would be cancelled, etc.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Judging people based on their sexual proclivities (unless they’re bog standard cishetero) is definitely off-limits.

    • Michael Malaise

      Can’t be associated with Ye, but …

    • Tundra

      Every year.

      A few drownings, a few cars through the ice, a few idiots on an ice flow.

      200 is pretty impressive, though!

  30. MikeS

    The Bee gets me (and most others here)

    10 Ways To Make Soccer Watchable

    4. Have a drunk hobo decide when each half starts and ends – bound to be more sensible than whatever the current system is.

    • Tundra

      6. If players pass the ball 10 times without shooting, the ball detonates – would put a stop to this asinine backward passing once and for all.

      • rhywun

        Spain hardest hit.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        They won’t be shots on target, they will just be blasted into the stands.

    • rhywun

      Today the ref blew the whistle in the middle of South Korea setting up a corner kick – twice.

      That’s… unusual. And the manager was furious which means of course he got a red card.

      The officiating here has been… questionable.

    • MikeS

      ALOL

      Tied England-U.S. Match To Be Decided By Whichever Country Last Beat The Other In A War

      The highly anticipated match saw a supposedly dominant world power in England get shown up by a bunch of American football players who only took up soccer to stay in shape during the offseason. “Soccer is probably my seventh best sport, right after ping-pong,” said America’s star midfielder Cristian Pulisic. “It’s pretty sad to see these English guys devote their whole lives to the sport, just for us to come out and embarrass them. But hey, that’s a pretty good summary of America’s entire relationship with England.”

      • R.J.

        Fantastic

      • Tundra

        At publishing time, FIFA had announced that America’s victory will also force all British citizens to call the sport “soccer” until the next time the two teams face off.

        Oooh. That’s gonna leave a mark.

      • rhywun

        Soccer is a British term. It comes from association football. It went out of fashion because of its association with the snooty schools that first popularized it.

        /Now you know the rest of the story

      • rhywun

        LOL Britain hasn’t been dominant in soccer for half a century or more.

  31. DEG

    Sad news – r/politically_nsfw banned.

    • Hyperion

      Reddit is all sorts of woke and getting really ban heavy now. They’ve already semi-banned most of the pr0n, so even if you are logged in you cannot see an image without clicking on it. Puritan fuckers. Also, most people there are 15-19 seems, so WTF are these chillins doing on there anyway?

    • Tres Cool

      I’m all about free speech but reading some of the comments on that made me think “whoa!”
      Downright rape-y

      • Hyperion

        “Horny posts about politicians”

        If it’s Tulsi, I’m in. There ain’t a lot to choose from in the politician pool.

      • DEG

        I noticed that too.

        And I also noticed that it was usually leftists talking about right-wing politicians.

      • Tres Cool

        You are correct, sir

  32. Hyperion

    What’s for Dinner. Bugs!

    WaPo wants you to eat bugs. They’re going to eat them too, honest.

    Tell you what, WaPo, how about I eat what I want and you eat shit. And die.

    • The Hyperbole

      for nearly a decade and on a near-annual basis.

      I guess framing things in a stupid way to make them sound scary isn’t just for the MSM.

      • Tres Cool

        “The piece, written by Carolyn Beans…”
        That was about where I stopped.

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      fish, foul, and meat

      I kan rite gud! I R A kollege graduate!