Monday Morning Links

by | Nov 28, 2022 | Daily Links | 376 comments

Shit.

Well I’m sure you all know that Ohio State shit the bed in the biggest game of the year. It was an absolutely horrible game on defense and the play calling was pitiful.  And now I have to hear about it for a second year in a row.  Fuck. In the Middle East, this World Cup improving entertaining anyway, as we’re about to be finished with the complete slate of second group matches and so far only one team has officially made it through to the round of 16. I guess parity is good.  Also, the Bengals beat the Titans in a hell of a game and the Ravens lost to the lowly Jags in what I can only assume was not a pretty affair.  And that’s it for sports.

Here comes some climate change. And perhaps it’ll be for real this time, seeing as this will release more CO2 than every car in America over the next year. But the activists don’t want you to know that.

I don’t believe you.

Second (or maybe third or fourth) verse, same as the first. So does that mean we should all treat this as propaganda too? Because it was a lie then.

Yet all the news has focused on one guy. You’d almost think it was for political reasons they singled him out even though the entire industry is downsizing due to a lack of profitability and internal bloat. I guess they all finally realized that VC money wasn’t gonna flow in forever and that they actually had to start making money.

But this is really what the complaints in the last link are really about. They want their echo chamber and they’re gonna go after anybody that upsets it.

You get what you ask for. I’m not saying this business did that, but the city, in general, is reaping what it sown.

Holy shit.

Any landing you walk away from is a good landing. Although does this technically count as a landing since the plane never reached the ground?

What could possibly go wrong? This will not go seamlessly.

Nice job, Houston. Well, at least their kids are getting a day off school. There’s the silver lining.

Here’s a fun song. They’re touring too. And we can’t decide if we’re going or not. And here’s another. They’re a half a generation late for me to have really gotten it, yet I still find them entertaining. Anyway, enjoy it.

And enjoy this Monday. I will because it’s Liberty’s birthday. You go find a reason to do the same.

 

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376 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    My internet is out, did the Packers beat the Eagles?

    • UnCivilServant

      So… you’ve got a dedicated glibs line?

      • SDF-7

        He passed the request with some acorns to the server squirrels to relay.

    • rhywun

      No, but Cal did pretty well.

  2. Pat

    Latest COVID vaccine will help people ‘move on’ from the pandemic, White House’s Jha says

    Everyone who isn’t paralyzingly neurotic ‘moved on from the pandemic’ 2 and a half years ago, you fucking clown.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The grift must continue.

      • AlexinCT

        Emergency powers allowed them to “fortify” two elections so far, and to up the stealing of tax payer money to new levels. More importantly, the petty tyrant in tem got to come out and play. Why the fuck would they ever want to give that shit up?

    • Rat on a train

      From what I’ve read on derp sites the latest vaccine will only last a few weeks before the covidians are begging for another.

      • Fourscore

        Looks like the covid is competing with fentanyl for most deaths this year.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      only about 11% of the country has gotten the latest booster compared to 80% of people who completed the primary course of vaccination that was rolled out in 2021

      So sad.

      • SDF-7

        Most optimistic way to read that? As the upper bound for the “paralyzingly neurotic” in this country.

        Here’s hopin’.

      • Lackadaisical

        Did 80% of people really get the full first round? Including kids?

        Even 80% of adults is way higher than I would have guessed.

      • Rat on a train

        “Get the shot by the date given in this notice or we will determine you quit.”

      • Lackadaisical

        I got that notice too, I just chose to switch jobs rather than submit… I don’t think they ever ended up enforcing it.

      • Rat on a train

        The FYTW of firing people while claiming they quit was a nice touch.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, I’m not buying that either.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I think it’s 80% of adults, and I don’t doubt it. I know plenty of people who held out for as long as they could before eventually submitting.

      • Chafed

        Revealed preferences.

    • DrOtto

      It’s just a light saline solution, but it’s what the neurotics need for closure.

    • Grumbletarian

      This vaccine will make your tits and/or dick bigger as well!

  3. Count Potato

    “What could possibly go wrong? This will not go seamlessly.”

    BREAKING: Paul Pelosi Shot in the Dick

    • Tres Cool

      You just made me realize Ive heard nuthin’ about the Pelosi break-in in weeks now.
      Huh.

      • Tonio

        That’s because a) they couldn’t make the “MAGA terrorist” label stick to talker-to-squirrels Depape, and b) they got the gift of the Club Q shooting and a pile of bodies with higher oppression quotients than Pelosi’s husband.

      • Count Potato

        Also, that the whole thing was sus af.

        No one noticed a guy in his underwear with a hammer and zip ties walking around?
        Why didn’t the alarm go off?
        Who opened the door for the cops?

      • Nephilium

        What Pelosi break-in?

      • NoDakMat

        Right? Next thing you know, these nut bags around here will be making shit up about a mass shooting at a concert in Las Vegas!

  4. Pat

    I guess they all finally realized that VC money wasn’t gonna flow in forever and that they actually had to start making money.

    It’s interesting that we’re still at probably half of what market interest rates should be, and already we’re seeing these sorts of effects from the free money spigot moving by 1mm.

    • SDF-7

      I’m not sure this is all interest rate related. There was a blow up of glut over the last couple of years with companies thinking they had new revenue streams from Work From Home (more PCs, more services, etc.) and crypto mining exploding around the same time. Both of those have cooled considerably, and there’s more than a little contraction because of that.

      Some of the most recent stuff probably is VCs looking at interest rates and realizing they’re overleveraged or otherwise might need to actually show something for their money, true.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        And there was a massive influx of government advertising propaganda money for COVID vaccines in 2021. Government was the largest ad buyer across all advertising sectors. That’s mostly over.

      • Pat

        Some of the most recent stuff probably is VCs looking at interest rates and realizing they’re overleveraged or otherwise might need to actually show something for their money, true.

        That’s what I’m thinking, although of course you’re correct that there’s other factors as well. I’ll be interested to see if their cozy relationships with the government end up paying off for the SV social media unicorns the same way it did with the banks.

    • The Last American Hero

      Why wouldn’t the VC money keep coming in? It’s been coming in for 30 years and flowing to many companies who had no business model other than “it’s tech and a larger company will buy it” and “we pay all our employees 50% more than what their counterparts in other industries make”, and “we don’t pay dividends no matter how high the stock price is…ever.” Why wouldn’t it just keep on coming? They’ve defied everything I thought I learned in finance class for 3 decades.

  5. straffinrun

    “We’ve talked about this so many times: People aren’t listening,” Raddatz said​ of the federal government’s push for vaccinations while low booster rates remain the norm.

    You wanna tell him or should I?

    • Rat on a train

      only about 11% of the country has gotten the latest booster compared to 80% of people who completed the primary course of vaccination that was rolled out in 2021
      What a difference when people are allowed freedom.

      • straffinrun

        And probably a lot of the original batch caught it anyways and didn’t buy the “well, it would have been worse” line they trotted out.

      • Not Adahn

        It totally would have worked if it wasn’t from the anti-placebo effect from all those covid deniers in the reich-wing media! Blood is on their hands!

        /NIH

      • Rat on a train

        “Other people not getting the shot gave me blood clots.”

    • Rat on a train

      many people choose to protect themselves in this way “when they hear it from trusted voices.”

      “Our strategy is get out into the community, talk to religious leaders, talk to civil society leaders, community-based organizations, have them get out to the community and talk to people, Jha said.
      Is he admitting the White House is not a trusted voice.

      • rhywun

        And a lot of people are coming to the realization that many of those other things are not “trusted voices” either.

      • B.P.

        Those same religious leaders who were threatened with arrest for attempting to hold religious services?

  6. Not Adahn

    OCP moved its HQ to San Fran?

    • Not Adahn

      To be fair, Dallas already killed a dude with a robot.

      • DrOtto

        Also to be fair, the first Robocop was actually filmed in Dallas.

    • UnCivilServant

      Weren’t they bought out by some japanese company or another?

  7. Stinky Wizzleteats

    I saw another excerpt of that guy speaking with Fauci giving the bit about God giving us two arms in order to receive a flu shot in one and a Covid shot in the other. There are a lot of stupid provaccine arguments but that’s got to be the stupidest.

    • Not Adahn

      “Twindemic” never caught on, but our betters in the media are really pushing the “Tripledemic!” line.

      • SDF-7

        If they’re worried about three things, can I heartily recommend Fauci and crew take their one shot in each arm and then shoot themselves in the dick?

      • R C Dean

        “our betters in the media are really pushing the “Tripledemic!” line”

        Their argument is . . . airtight?

      • Tres Cool

        What you did there was noted by me in an ocular capacity.

      • Not Adahn

        At which website did you witness this? Asking for a friend.

      • Tres Cool

        There are many scholarly sites available for research. The Hub of Pr0n leaps to mind.

    • straffinrun

      God gave me two specific fingers for a reason.

      • Tres Cool

        If 2 go in the pink, you need a third for the stink.

        Relevant

      • Bobarian LMD

        There’s a reason you have two hands.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    Perfect. That fucking weasel Foochy in an unkillable autoplay video.

    It’s lying shitbags, all the way down.

  9. Rufus the Monocled

    Where’s Rufus? Why is he not regaling us with his usual sophomoric humorous and fabricated false wit?

    Beeeeecuz, I’m busy donating time in all efforts to piss on Justin Trudeau every which way we can.

    I’m part of the Montreal of the National Citizen’s Inquiry now. So If I’m not around this is why.

    https://nationalcitizensinquiry.ca

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m busy donating time in all efforts to piss on Justin Trudeau every which way we can

      Metaphorically?

      • Not Adahn

        The downdraft makes aiming out of a helicopter really hard, and it takes a long time to fill up a pumper engine.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        I don’t wish.

        That’s one guy I’d like to…./waves at NSA/CSIS.

    • Not Adahn

      That website looks surprisingly legitimate.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        I only join legit resistance groups. ACME Pst. Testimonials is another group.

      • Tres Cool

        I wonder if they’re full of Canadian LE and snitches like our “resistance”.
        Can Feds in Canadia glow when they’re wearing 10+ layers of clothes ?

    • SDF-7

      Good luck. We’re all counting on you.

      But seriously — good luck. Hope there’s some actual accountability for the Twink and his minions, it would be a welcome change from “I could probably piss on the peasants from the Governor’s Mansion and as long as I have a (D) next to my name I’m fine” in this state.

      Saw an article over the weekend that the Biden admin was leaning on y’all to crack down hard on the Freedom Convoys — with the overt excuse of “It will hurt our car manufacturing plants… oh noes!” but most of the advisors mentioned being DHS… so pretty sure it was “Clamp down there so it doesn’t spread here, since you have better emergency powers!”.

      Narrator: And it worked, didn’t it?

      • Rufus the Monocled

        We’re trying to ascertain the level of how much the U.S. leaned on Canada. Whitmore apparently voiced concern and may have yapped to Ford something. wouldn’t surprise me she too was asking for heads to be cracked. That spazz-mental case Freeland said the Americans were “very, very, very worried” (be vewwy, vewwy, quiet) ergo we needed to act to save the economy! Justin said Biden was concerned but ‘pas plus que ca’. So there seems to be confusion on the level of urgency expressed by the U.S. I don’t know what the Ambassador Bridge blockade did to Detroit but its impact was immediately felt in Windsor which is a tiny city by comparison.

        However, the key here is that the bridge had one lane open and the protestors (characterized as ‘occupiers’ by the criminals in the government) were cooperating with police BEFORE the invocation. That’s why the government pivoted to “but lone wolf attacks!” and ‘Pop up convoy!’ and ‘we needed to save Canada from economic destruction!’

        All this could have been avoided had they just ended the mandates but Justin had a vendetta and made it personal. If you listened to the hearings, it was crystal clear what the government’s mindset was. They viewed the truckers as criminals threatening people. Canadians are such fucking pussies honking and illegal parking became a threat to national security. Anyway, i’ve taken notes about how full of shit they are. And wholly dangerous. The government itself is a threat to national security with its disinformation. Just got up there and made several lies including claiming the truckers were using children as human shields (which literally was never ever brought up. Not even the feckless media but the claim wasn’t challenged by hack government lawyers) and that he never said abhorrent divisive things about the unvaccinated. We have the receipts. That’s all he did from the end of August during the campaign well into the dead of winter. Not only is Justin Trudeau a psychotic mendacious liar he’s a cruel coward; just like the rest of the if the susses cabinet of retards.

        But I’m not sure. To me, it seems like the Liberals wanted to invoke from the start and had legislation ready to go including making it permanent to be able to freeze bank accounts without a court order. In fact, throughout the public hearings, every single Cabinet member said that the law trails events and that they needed to ignore existing laws and rewrite them. In other words, the era of amending laws on the fly to fit a narrative has arrived. So why have laws? A Charter?

        When Biden began to lean is a bone of contention of sorts.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Good luck muppet, we’re all counting on you.

        We’ll be over here slacking.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        DON’T ANY OF YOU WORK??!

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m remote and debating calling out sick for the rest of the day.

      • R.J.

        A wonderful idea.

      • AlexinCT

        I been on vacation. Will go back to work tomorrow for the next 3 days. Then I am off till sometime in early January. I plan to keep partying like you read about.

      • DEG

        Best wishes Rufus on the inquiry.

        And… I’m not working.

        Though I have an interview tomorrow.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        Will keep you guys posted.

    • Pat

      Give ’em hell, Pike.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Will they serve poutine in the Canadian gulags?

      • rhywun

        *considers joining a Canadian gulag*

      • Rat on a train

        with all the maple syrup you can drink

      • Rufus the Monocled

        Never had a poutine and don’t intend to begin in a Canadian gulag.

      • Not Adahn

        Buh?

        That’s taking your allophonic purity a bit too seriously. What about Schwartz’s smoked meat?

      • Rufus the Monocled

        Smoked meat is another matter altogether.

        Reuben’s, Dunn’s, Levitt’s, Schwartz’s and back in the day Ben’s.

      • Not Adahn

        I would smuggle back some smoked meat (vacuum packed meat is non-go apparently) but the border inspections have gotten absurd lately.

        My people have a long tradition of fried potatoes and gravy. A pound of sausage can feed a large family after the addition of flour and milk. Well, and fried potatoes.

    • straffinrun

      Glowies?

    • Tonio

      Thanks, Rufus. Both for the update and for being part of that effort.

      Predictably, I’m going to use that info as a springboard to schmooze you up for an article about this.

    • Tundra

      Godspeed.

    • Lackadaisical

      Keep up the good work. God bless.

  10. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Not a good landing, a nonfatal disaster of a landing. A very very lucky couple of people.

    • SDF-7

      They’re just glad it wasn’t a shocking story and they’re fully energized for their 15 minutes of fame.

  11. Pat

    They’re a half a generation late for me to have really gotten it, yet I still find them entertaining. Anyway, enjoy it.

    I was an adolescent. It was fun at the time. Still nostalgic. But I probably wouldn’t see them live. Is it the whole band together, or just Travis Barker and Mark Hoppus? Tom DeLonge seems like kind of a twat and has split off from the band so many times I’ve lost count.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I miss the days of the quasipunk bands that were named after numbers but I can’t say I miss the music though.

      • Pat

        Aye. Some of that late ’90s/early aughts pop punk has more replay value than the nu-metal that was otherwise dominating charts at the time, but I wouldn’t say it’s necessarily due for a revival or anything. Then again my taste is questionable – I have fond remembrances of the mid aughts landfill indie.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        “landfill indie”
        Hey, Death Cab for Cutie and Modest Mouse are good bands.

      • Pat

        Modest Mouse remains in my top 5 favorite bands of all time and probably always will. I wouldn’t put them in that category. Landfill indie is more like Arctic Monkeys, Razorlight, Franz Ferdinand, Paddingtons, etc.

      • Michael Malaise

        AM is great, although the latest lounge-fest LP is a snoozer. Saw them 3 times in 2013-2014, including at Track 29 in Chattanooga with about 500? people.

        Modest Mouse is great but they are like Future Islands in that all of their songs sound basically the same, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    ‘Our city is in peril. Small businesses (and large) cannot sustain doing business, in our city’s current state. We have no protection, or recourse, against the criminal behavior that goes unpunished. Do not be fooled into thinking that insurance companies cover losses. We have sustained 15 break-ins … we have not received any financial reimbursement since the 3rd,’ the store’s owner Marcy Landolfo wrote.

    Obviously the evil insurance companies are to blame.

    • straffinrun

      Its not really about the punishment. The rot goes deeper than that.

    • SDF-7

      Have to say, Portland is long past the point I would have expected neighborhood militias to spin out of neighborhood watches. If the government abrogates its duties and all.

      More likely than not the only thing the cops know the DA will come down hard on from the sound of things. Well, that and I’d bet if someone is rude to said DA or other city nobility.

      • Drake

        Look at South Africa – farmers have fortified their properties like an army firebase, but haven’t started taking offensive actions. The suburbs would probably make a stand (and did a few times when antifa showed up), but anyone living in the city has accepted it.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        If you take a stand you’ll end up in prison because there’s a different standard. Absent the government oppression that comes from doing that it would have happened long ago. No one wants to be the next Rittenhouse but unsuccessful.

      • Drake

        The J6 protestors still rotting in a gulag.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Beeeeecuz, I’m busy donating time in all efforts to piss on Justin Trudeau every which way we can.

    Our very own floppy-headed seditionist.

  14. Count Potato

    “Amid scrutiny of the contentious campaign, one eagle-eyed watchdog spotted the high court documents about child pornography laws.”

    I still find it hard to believe that shoe noticed that.

    • SDF-7

      I suppose she needs something to entertain herself with since she broke up with Armored Skeptic (or whatever the hell happened… not my circus, not my crazy New Jersey people soap opera).

      • Count Potato

        Granted she’s not the hardest working YouTuber, but as far as I know, she’s had a new bf for a quite a while and neither of them were from NJ.

  15. straffinrun

    Why are we getting college football updates on a Monday morning?

    • Fourscore

      You’re using a metric calendar.

    • Nephilium

      Because it took Sloopy that long to come to terms with the loss.

      • Michael Malaise

        I went to that game. I could’ve had around $2400 instead.

        JFC.

    • Jarflax

      Hey cut him some slack. tOSU had a bad Day against Xichigan.

  16. Pat

    it’s Liberty’s birthday

    Missed that line on the first read through. Happy birthday!

    • Count Potato

      +1

      • SDF-7

        Yup, happy birthday Liberty. Late November birthdays are, of course, the best from my completely non-biased point of view.

      • Pat

        Mine was recent as well.

    • Not Adahn

      I was surprised seeing that pic of the Spicer family. Somehow the babies turned into human beings when I wasn’t looking.

  17. Count Potato

    “The number of homicides in 2021 was a 238% increase from the numbers recorded in 2018.”

    What a shithole.

  18. SDF-7

    ‘Orning ‘ordles of meh:

    Daily Duotrigordle #271
    Guesses: 35/37
    Time: 05:00.05
    https://duotrigordle.com/

    Daily Quordle 308
    5️⃣8️⃣
    6️⃣3️⃣
    quordle.com

    • Pat

      Daily Quordle 308
      6️⃣7️⃣
      9️⃣4️⃣

      Well that sucked.

    • Sean

      Daily Quordle 308
      5️⃣7️⃣
      8️⃣3️⃣
      quordle.com

    • Grummun

      4 7
      8 6

    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 308
      4️⃣7️⃣
      6️⃣5️⃣

      WAGs on LL and UR both correct! Walking the line.

    • robc

      Chessle 289 (Expert) X/6

      🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨
      🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
      🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛
      🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛
      🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛🟨
      🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩

      https://jackli.gg/chessle

      Close, but no cigar.

      I refuse to play a line with super deep theory, and this is the deepest one (big hint).

      • robc

        Daily Quordle 308
        6️⃣9️⃣
        🟥5️⃣
        quordle.com

        Fails all around

    • Grumbletarian

      Daily Quordle 308
      4️⃣🟥
      7️⃣5️⃣

      Garbage.

    • Jarflax

      Daily Quordle 308
      4️⃣6️⃣
      7️⃣2️⃣
      quordle.com

    • Nephilium

      From local news: sleep.

  19. Pat

    Monkeypox given new name by global health experts

    Monkeypox will now be known as mpox, the World Health Organization (WHO) has announced, after complaints over racist and stigmatising language linked to the virus’s name.

    The old term will be used alongside the new one for a year, before being phased out.

    Mpox was decided on after lengthy discussions between experts, countries and the general public.

    It can easily be used in English as well as other languages, the WHO said.

    • straffinrun

      The Disease Formerly Know As Monkey Pox.

      Prince should sue.

      • AlexinCT

        He would lose cause these geniuses would argue and convince the court that they HAD to rename the disease cause people infected or scared would take their vengeance out on monkeys or something…

    • UnCivilServant

      Sodompox?

      I mean, the only thing racist about the existing name is the people who somehow see a reference to ‘monkey’ in a disease that came from monkeys and see some racial reference.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Aren’t the racists the ones who conflate the appearance of black folks and the appearance of monkeys? And changing it to Mpox is just fucking lazy.

      • Trigger Hippie

        “We must change the name of this disease to save me from my own racist thoughts.”

      • Tres Cool

        I was thinking THIS.

        “Mmmm Pox Pox Music”

    • Count Potato

      Because chicken pox is racist against chickens?

      • Plinker762

        As long as it isn’t the Fried Chicken Pox, it’s ok.

    • Not Adahn
    • Rebel Scum

      after complaints over racist and stigmatising language linked to the virus’s name.

      If you think “monkeypox” is racist then you are the racist.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    That video makes me wonder: could you go down to Skid Row and hand out hundred dollar bills and see a detectable uptick in deaths?

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Mpox was decided on after lengthy discussions between experts, countries and the general public.

    Sure it was.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I do have to wonder how many hours of high level meetings were needed to drop the onkey.

      • Not Adahn

        Wasn’t “Drop the Onkey” the first draft of that Peter Gabriel song?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        I think it was “Mock the Honkey”

    • SDF-7

      No, I’m sure it was.

      After days of pointless bickering about it, they finally waylaid a caterer who was just trying to get the danishes out for the next meeting break and asked him what they should call it… and he said “Mmmmm… pox?”

      So they went with it.

  22. Count Potato

    ““I don’t believe that someone in her position, who is a member of this group, could put those biases aside, especially in a decision like the one coming up,” Maura Sullivan, a 46-year-old raised in a People of Praise community, told The Guardian. Sullivan, who identified as bisexual, said she came out at 19 and her parents cut her off and prevented her from spending time alone with a younger sister. They have since rekindled their relationship after the parents left the People of Praise community. 

    The case of 303 Creative LLC v. Aubrey Elenis involves Lorie Smith, owner and founder of a graphic design firm, who wants to post a statement saying she will not take on clients requesting wedding website designs for same-sex couples, as gay marriage conflicts with her religious beliefs. 

    The court will deliberate whether the Colorado AntiDiscrimination Act, which prohibits businesses that are open to the public from discriminating on the basis of numerous characteristics, including sexual orientation, violates the Free Speech Clause of the First Amendment. Smith maintains that she has worked with LGBTQ clients on other projects that don’t conflict with her religious beliefs.”

    https://nypost.com/2022/11/27/supreme-court-justice-amy-coney-barrett-faces-calls-to-recuse-herself-from-lgbtq-case-over-christian-faith/

    Gay weddings need their own websites or people will die.

    • Pat

      Article VI

      […]

      The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.

    • Q Continuum

      “Gay weddings need their own websites *built involuntarily by those with religious objections* or people will die.”

      FIFY.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        “We must destroy those who don’t celebrate us or we will die.”

      • AlexinCT

        WHY CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG???

  23. Certified Public Asshat

    I found out my biological age—and was annoyed by the result

    My test result arrived a few weeks ago. Apparently, my biological age is 35—the same as my chronological age when I took the test. In theory, this means that I’m aging at a typical rate—no better or worse than the other 35-year-olds we have data for, on average. I couldn’t help feeling a bit annoyed. Yes, I have two small children and am chronically sleep deprived, but I also eat a largely plant-based diet and do yoga three times a week. Surely that should put me at least a little above average?

    Yoga 3 times a week, she’s practically an Ironman.

    • SDF-7

      “Eat well. Live right.

      Die anyway.”

    • R C Dean

      “chronically sleep deprived, but I also eat a largely plant-based diet”

      Huh.

    • Pat

      Yoga AND a plant-based diet! How could depriving your body of bioavailable protein and bombarding it with phytoestrogens not give you the same physical superiority that it does moral superiority?

      • Pat

        (Also those test are retarded bunkum)

      • Nephilium

        But they were designed by EXPERTS.

      • Tres Cool

        Read about the Briggs-Meyers.

    • Michael Malaise

      Plant-based diet?

      She’s weak.

    • Drake

      Mammary Monday gone wrong. NSFW

    • DEG

      Face diapers? WTF?

  24. The Late P Brooks

    In any honest(!) assessment of the panicdemic, , it would be necessary to examine the obdurate refusal by the government and the “public health” mafia to acknowledge the yawning chasm between the models and the actual numbers and effects.

    Also, why they seemed to be actively preventing treatment of symptoms.

    But what do I know?

    • SDF-7

      They can’t do that — people might start questioning other models that haven’t borne any resemblance to reality over the last 20 (or more) years… and then one of their big grifts falls apart.

  25. Rebel Scum

    “People with respiratory illnesses should remain indoors to avoid inhaling the ash particles and anyone outside should cover their mouth and nose with a mask or cloth,” the National Weather Service in Honolulu warned.

    Finally a legitimate reason for face covering.

    • Sean

      I put a mask on when I was crushing dried super hot peppers and transferring them to a grinder. Seemed prudent.

      • Rat on a train

        I wore a mask when exposed to CS.

    • dbleagle

      Getting to see the lava lake for this eruption will be a great deal more effort. It is a long hike to get in and the summit is almost 13,700.

      • dbleagle

        Plus the summit crater is entirely within the National Park. The best action back in 2018 was outside the NP and away from the mommy squad.

  26. Rebel Scum

    “The good news is people can move on if they keep their immunity up to date.”

    Indeed. Take your vitamins and forgo the clot shot.

  27. Certified Public Asshat

    Fauci Faces the Nation

    MARGARET BRENNAN: More than 100,000 parents last month had to stay home from work to care for kids, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics. And we’ve seen schools in Ohio, Kentucky, Tennessee, cancel classes because of these large numbers, so coming out of the holidays, should parents expect schools to shut down?

    DR. FAUCI: I don’t know. Margaret, I’m not sure.

    What an expert.

    • Pat

      Prior to November 2019 children never missed school during the beginning of cold and flu season.

    • Rat on a train

      Another reason I’m happy Youngkin defeated McAwful.

    • rhywun

      And we’ve seen schools in Ohio, Kentucky, Tennessee, cancel classes because of these large numbers

      Uh huh, sure. I thought everyone had the ability to school from home now?

      • Nephilium

        I discussed this with my sister over Thanksgiving dinner (she’s got two school aged kids). Per her, they still do snow days, and even she originally thought they shouldn’t. The one defense was that usually when they’re cancelling for snow days, there’s a chunk of the area that also has lost or intermittent power.

        They still do have one “home day” a month (IIRC), that she was… unhappy about. It’s a half length day where the students are learning from home, and per her, “They don’t get anything done.”

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I guess still better than the half days where they run buses and get everyone to school just in time to send them back.

  28. Rebel Scum

    Although does this technically count as a landing since the plane never reached the ground?

    Either way it is shocking that no one was injured.

    • DrOtto

      That pun was just plane bad.

    • Tres Cool

      Resistance is useless.

      • Pat

        Ohm my God, these puns are getting re-volt-ing.

      • R.J.

        Watt are we punning about?

      • Rebel Scum

        Seems to think he can just glide in here without incident.

  29. Certified Public Asshat

    It’s possible I did not look hard enough, but I have heard the average age of covid death is still above the average life expectancy. Where the hell is this stat coming from? When I search I can only find the graphs with deaths by age group, which shows it is probably correct, but I cannot find the exact average age of death.

  30. Rat on a train

    For fun this weekend I spun up Minecraft servers in Kubernetes so the family can have always available worlds to play. Good on Microsoft for allowing free private servers to compete with their monetized hosted options.

    • Rat on a train

      Well, it also says cheese on the label.

    • Tonio

      Nuisance lawsuit. They’ll settle with her for like $5K and a NDA. There are some people who do this regularly. Serial trip-and-fall victims, ADA compliance trolls, etc.

      • Nephilium

        It’s popped up in my newsfeed that they’re trying to make it a class action suit. So you may get a coupon for 50% off a package of Velveeta Shells and Cheese, and the lawyer will make bank.

      • AlexinCT

        They are gonna argue in court that the the real problem and why they need at least 10x that payout was the level of intestinal cloggage caused by eating that fake shit caused….

    • PieInTheSky

      how does one arrive at 5 millioon for that sort of thing?>

    • Plisade

      The lawsuit is ridiculous, but “food fraud” is indeed a crime. For instant rice, we cook every bulk batch we receive to verify it will reconstitute using the retail label’s stated cooking instructions before we package it. For dried beans we get frequent consumer complaints such as this woman’s. We keep retained samples of all bulk lots received on hand for a year so that we can test the cook times to contest these complaints. We even test popped popcorn volume to make sure it is fluffy enough to avoid complaints that the popcorn is too small.

    • Tres Cool

      If she’s spending $10.99 on cups of that garbage* she can afford an extra few minutes. From time to time, Tres Ver 2.0 gladly eats those (generally with a meatloaf sammich).

      *Im going to bet that the $10.99 she’s wasting isnt HER money- its SNAP or EBT** benefits paying for it

      **EBT- (we) EAT BETTER TODAY

    • Timeloose

      The Velveeta mac and cheese lawsuit seem like it should be thrown out before it starts. There should have to be an injured party involved in these cases. Taking slightly longer is likely due to how it was tested vs the consumer’s set up.

      By the way the Blue boxed Mac and Cheese seems to be relatively preservative free these days and has actual cheese products in it. It’s likely much better for you if you make it with butter and milk than the the velveeta.

      ENRICHED MACARONI (WHEAT FLOUR, DURUM FLOUR, NIACIN, FERROUS SULFATE [IRON], THIAMIN MONONITRATE [VITAMIN B1], RIBOFLAVIN [VITAMIN B2], FOLIC ACID), CHEESE SAUCE MIX (WHEY, MILKFAT, SALT, MILK PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, SODIUM TRIPHOSPHATE, CONTAINS LESS THAN 2% OF TAPIOCA FLOUR, CITRIC ACID, LACTIC ACID, SODIUM PHOSPHATE, CALCIUM PHOSPHATE, WITH PAPRIKA, TURMERIC, AND ANNATTO ADDED FOR COLOR, ENZYMES, CHEESE CULTURE).

      • Lackadaisical

        Except for the sodium triphosphate?

    • Lackadaisical

      Ramen makers hardest hit.

  31. Rebel Scum

    But what does this mean?

    Dr. Stephanie Seneff from MIT

    mRNA turns into DNA in 6 hours

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Don’t know. It’s an in vitro study so it doesn’t necessarily translate to in vivo, but it raises a lot of questions.

      Hell, they haven’t even done detailed studies on how much spike protein is produced after taking the clotshots. We don’t even know if they actually work in that regard.

    • PieInTheSky

      not a damn thing

    • R C Dean

      Could it mean the cells infected with mRNA are now permanently programmed to produce the spike protein?

  32. PieInTheSky

    You get what you ask for. I’m not saying this business did that, but the city, in general, is reaping what it sown.

    Meanwhile on the left

    Shoplifting isn’t the real crime, poverty is.

    https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1596915523971092480

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Socialist, antifascist, Guardian columnist, author, podcaster, YouTuber, geriatric millennial. He/him.

      Guardian columnist may be the most damning of the descriptors.

      • rhywun

        It pretty much guarantees all the others.

    • Rat on a train

      So … jail people for poverty?

      • PieInTheSky

        newsletter etc…

      • Not Adahn

        Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?

    • rhywun

      If only we had some sort of program to throw trillions of dollars at the poor. We could call it “Great Society”.

      • Fourscore

        Hey, a new New Frontier. I’ll have those shoplifters voting democrat for the next two hundred years

    • Pat

      You must study faggotology to prepare you for the rigors of nigonometry.

    • Count Potato

      Stupid age-restricted content. Elon needs to get rid of that.

      • AlexinCT

        Faggotology? Da fuq?

      • PieInTheSky

        sometimes simply queering history is not enbou8gh and you need to go further

      • Bobarian LMD

        Science versus history.

        Do you even STEM, Bro?

  33. The Late P Brooks

    A lynch mob on every corner

    “There’s no safe place anywhere,” Grigsby, 53, said, his voice shaking. “It doesn’t matter where we are or what we do. People are going to come for us.”

    In politically red stretches of California — from the old logging towns in the north through the dusty farmlands of the Central Valley — the Colorado Springs massacre was yet another devastating reminder of how difficult and lonely it can be to be queer in conservative America.

    There are few, if any, gay bars or other LGBTQ-friendly hangouts in this state’s more rural counties, where queer people say they live with a growing sense of foreboding.

    “Redding is predominantly conservative. Because of that, obviously it heightens our senses,” said Roberta Mayberry, spokeswoman for the Wolfpack Clubhouse, a nonprofit for LGBTQ women in Shasta County.

    The Colorado Springs attack comes at a time when hateful rhetoric against LGBTQ people — especially from Republican politicians and conservative pundits — is on the rise.

    The titillating thrill of pretending your life is in danger every moment of every day.

    The bogeyman is real. He’s under your bed. He’s behind that mailbox. He’s in your panty drawer.

    • Pat

      Now ask them if they’d be cool with letting the red parts of California secede and form their own state…

      • Not Adahn

        Of course not! Then those stupid hicks could oppress with impunity! They need to be brought to heel by any means necessary!

    • Not Adahn

      Wolfpack Clubhouse is an odd name for a lesbian MC.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      In politically red stretches of California…

      I stopped there.

      • rhywun

        I stopped at “queer people”.

        I believe the history of “queer” is they “took it back”. I wonder how long until we’re supposed to pretend that “faggot” is the standard word for “gay”.

      • Count Potato

        See above.

      • Bobarian LMD

        It’s science.

      • Timeloose

        So I can start wearing my “Queers World tour 2022” t-shirt without risk of cancellation.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Are you wearing it with a skirt and blue colored hair?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Don’t try to bang kids or cut off their junk and you’ll almost certainly be OK.

  34. PieInTheSky

    Violence against women and girls is exacerbated by the intersecting crises of climate, conflict & economic instability.

    We need #ClimateAction, and a more peaceful & equitable world to ensure the well-being of women & girls everywhere.

    https://twitter.com/antonioguterres/status/1597043598712791041

    hijabs for half, double mastectomies for the others… as long as the climate thing is solved

    • rhywun

      I guess the entire world scratching in the dirt for roots counts as “equitable” but I seriously doubt it will be “peaceful” if these idiots get their way.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    n the 12 years that Archer Lombardi owned the Chico dive bar the Maltese, which was known for its drag shows and burlesque performances, he always feared violence.

    “There has never been a time where I haven’t had nightmares about someone walking in and opening fire on us,” said Lombardi, a transgender man.

    Sometimes, as he swept the sidewalk in front of the bar, people screamed anti-gay slurs from pickup trucks, he said.

    Lombardi closed the Maltese in February after two years of economic pain during the COVID-19 pandemic. He and his partner bought a farm. Other venues have started hosting drag shows, but there are no other gay bars in Chico, home to Cal State Chico, or the surrounding area.

    “Chico is a pretty cool town and usually pretty supportive of the LGBTQ+ community for the most part,” Lombardi said. “It’s just, once you start getting out of Chico, things get a little too red and a little less gay friendly.”

    War is Hell.

    • Not Adahn

      I think I should start believing what Hollywood and all these other people are telling me and conclude that California is just completely chock full of bigots.

    • Raven Nation

      “people screamed anti-gay slurs from pickup trucks”

      Uh huh; because life reflects your stereotypes.

      • Not Adahn

        Maybe California really is like that.

      • rhywun

        That exact scenario happened to me in downtown Boston.

        Shit happens.

      • Lackadaisical

        Yeah, that was the one thing I actually believed in the story.

      • rhywun

        LOL that is where my mind went too

        “Tolerant California!”

    • rhywun

      This just in — Some areas are more welcoming of alternative lifestyles than others! More at 11.

    • Grumbletarian

      Those horrible gaymophobic hicks would yell slurs at us, so me and my gay lover left the city and bought a farm.

      • Ted S.

        🎶 Pink Acres is the place to be…. 🎵

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?

    Something something surplus population.

  37. PieInTheSky

    The grand folly of lockdown is coming home to roost

    Britain is now paying an extraordinary price for shutting down society.

    The bleak truth is that in post-lockdown Britain, access to healthcare is no longer a given. NHS waiting lists are at record levels. Over seven million patients were waiting to start hospital treatment at the end of September. Over 400,000 had been waiting for over a year. This is more than double the pre-pandemic level. According to YouGov and Eurostat data, one in six UK adults were unable to access a pressing medical examination or treatment over the past year – the highest proportion in Europe.

    Over the past several years, the Covid pandemic has put extraordinary pressure on hospitals. But the NHS backlog cannot only be blamed on virus patients taking up extra beds. Our ‘lockdown first, ask questions later’ approach must take a significant portion of the blame, too. Not only did the government’s lockdown messaging discourage the public from seeking treatment – the NHS also cancelled and delayed people’s treatments, even when hospital capacity was not being stretched.

    • AlexinCT

      Watch them blame everyone but themselves, then demand the people let them stay in power so they can replay this shit again. Their was an agenda. We used to be accused of being conspiracy theorists for pointing out that one or more cabals of powerful and ultra rich people with nefarious agendas were working towards a totalitarian globalist world order in one way or another. Now they publicly admit it and try to tell us without any shame or remorse that we should let them shackle us all, accept their agenda on energy that will put 6 billion out of the 8 billion on the planet right now in the ground, and leave the few that survive living as a serf class to the new hereditary oligarchy in charge (the people peddling the new world order).

    • Homple

      The Envy of the World, so they tell me.

  38. Count Potato

    “Clinton-linked dark money group targeted Twitter advertisers amid Elon Musk’s takeover

    Accountable Tech and dozens of left-wing groups have targeted Twitter’s top advertisers”

    https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/clinton-linked-dark-money-group-targets-twitter-advertisers-amid-elon-musks-takeover

    “In the shift of the left against free speech principles, there is no figure more actively or openly pushing for censorship than Hillary Clinton. Now, reports indicate that Clinton has unleashed her allies in the corporate world to coerce Musk to restore censorship policies or face bankruptcy. The effort of the Clinton-linked “Accountable Tech” reveals the level of panic in Democratic circles that free speech could be restored on one social media platform. The group was open about how losing control over Twitter could result in a loss of control over social media generally. For Clinton, it is an “all-hands on deck” call for censorship. She previously called upon foreign governments to crackdown on the free speech of Americans on Twitter.”

    https://trendingpolitics.com/hillary-clinton-linked-to-dark-money-campaign-against-elon-musk-restoring-free-speech-on-twitter-knab/

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      As if we needed more evidence that Clinton is an evil totalitarian bitch.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      If you can’t win the argument just do away with the argument. That being said, they’ve done a pretty good job with that tactic.

  39. Certified Public Asshat

    Review: “Downstate” is a play about pedophiles. It’s also brilliant. https://t.co/rIdGqf6GlN— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) November 27, 2022

    Hey mom, I just got my big break! My character? Uh…

    • AlexinCT

      Yeah, that someone thought this was how to get attention should worry us all…

      • R C Dean

        Not as much as the rave reviews?

  40. PieInTheSky

    Cracking open ‘The Nutcracker’s’ dark Russian past
    Behind the holiday classic lies an unsavory history that may change the way you think about it

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/theater-dance/2022/11/25/nutcracker-history-russian-imperialism/?utm_source=pocket-newtab-global-en-GB

    “It was reflecting a czarist culture,” says Jennifer Fisher, author of “Nutcracker Nation: How an Old World Ballet Became a Christmas Tradition in the New World.” “What it is to have a master when you’re a servant and you’re supported by the czar, and royalty always has to be celebrated. The choreographers do know who’s paying the bills.”

    Wow. Fascinating analysis.

    • AlexinCT

      See Klaus Schwab….

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I think I’ll take Czarist apologia over pedophilia apologia.

      • Pat

        I was gonna say, this from the same paper with a rave review of a play about kiddie diddling. Christ on a bike…

    • rhywun

      It’s comforting that they’ve moved on from America’s Dark Past. I’m sure Russia will be a goldmine! Russia, Russia, Russia!

    • robc

      Saw the Denver Ballet version on Saturday. Took my daughter.

      I never have to see it again, but it was a good performance.

      • robc

        And by “never”, my daughter is old enough next year to try out for her ballet schools version, so…I may be seeing it a billion more times.

    • Homple

      Vampires who suck the joy out of everything.

    • AlexinCT

      A lot of panties ended up in a bunch after that…

    • R.J.

      That is some fancy rubber band gun.

  41. Rebel Scum

    Pass.

    We all have to do our part to ensure a safe, healthy, and happy holiday season.

    Get the updated COVID vaccine: http://vaccines.gov.

    • AlexinCT

      When you can’t admit you were not just wrong but evil, you have to keep doubling down…

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Scrooge is dead

    Pablo Eisenberg, a fierce critic of nonprofits and philanthropy, died at age 90

    ——-

    In the rarefied world of private philanthropy, where nonprofits are loath to criticize the moneyed donors whose largesse they depend on, Pablo Eisenberg was an anomaly.

    A nonprofit leader, professor and social justice advocate, he was a loud and influential watchdog of the philanthropic sector, which he routinely castigated for promoting inequality and neglecting the most pressing concerns of society.

    Eisenberg, who died Oct. 18 at age 90, argued that charitable giving often benefits the wealthy more than the needy. He chastised prosperous donors for giving disproportionately to Ivy League schools, rich hospitals and well-endowed museums, all while getting tax breaks for their donations. Why not share more of that wealth, he asked, with community colleges, low-income health centers, small arts groups and other struggling organizations?

    Oh, wait…

    He wasn’t actually opposed to charity? Dammit.

    • Pat

      Why not share more of that wealth, he asked, with community colleges, low-income health centers, small arts groups and other struggling organizations?

      Because all of those causes already consume ~70% of the tax money that the wealthy benefactors already pay?

      • R C Dean

        So do the colleges and universities.

        The reason, of course, is that you get a lot of strokes from your rich buddies when you give to big name colleges and health systems.

    • Homple

      Imagine heating the place in Winter.

  43. Semi-Spartan Dad

    Russell Brand showed a really interesting interview last night with Jeffrey Sachs about the conflict in Ukraine. A lot of information about the role the US neocons played in essentially orchestrating the entire conflict going back decades. Link’s below if anyone is interested.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-mS-dCUz74

    • AlexinCT

      After they lost the ability to launder money in Afghanistan, they fell back on the Ukraine where these crooks had already set up all the operations to launder money already. They just needed to up the scale of the fucking corruption.

    • PieInTheSky

      Seems to be the same poor Putin was threatened by NATO horseshit.

      • straffinrun

        Ask Libya how defensive NATO is.

      • PieInTheSky

        Libya is not Russia so this is a non sequitur. Ask yourself why every country near Russia is eager to join NATO

      • Pat

        Ask yourself why every country near Russia is eager to join NATO

        Because it’s cheaper than developing your own defense forces?

      • PieInTheSky

        developing your own defense forces is not really viable for most against Russia. But why would there be such a great need for this?

      • AlexinCT

        The Russian soldier is not very familiar with the Geneva Convention section about not taking spoils?

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Every country has a great need to be able to defend itself, either through providing their own defense, paying for outsourced defense, or allying with similar countries to provide mutual defense. Otherwise, it’s not really a sovereign country, just a vassal state of whoever is providing that protection.

        In America’s case, the elites have reversed the historical script where American taxpayers are idiotically paying to defend her vassal states instead of having the wealth of the vassal states shipped back to America. In the process, the elites grab the American wealth as it flows outwards.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Sure. But why do they feel such a strong need for one?

      • Drake

        Sweden openly admitted that they want in so they can cut their defense budget.

      • PieInTheSky

        Sweden probably already assumes that it would be supported by the west in case of Russian invasion. But just the EU countries would probably be enough if sufficiently cohesive militarily right now, given the state of Russia. Would need more nukes though or keeping Britain close.

      • straffinrun

        NATO isn’t purely “defensive” by any stretch and so I believe it’s quite relevant. Why did they make assurances to Russia NATO wouldn’t expand eastward when the Soviet Union fell? They break that and you have NATO conducting offensive wars and it’s even more relevant.

      • PieInTheSky

        Why did they make assurances to Russia NATO wouldn’t expand eastward when the Soviet Union fell – probably to prevent Russia doing military shit in neighbor countries

        They break that and you have NATO conducting offensive wars – Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya etc… there was zero chance of any NATO attack on Russia

      • straffinrun

        So they lied? Not a good idea to do with a nuclear superpower that you suddenly have an opportunity to somewhat mend relations with after a half century of hatred. US foreign policy has played a huge role in getting us to where we are. Doesn’t absolve Putin of his actions, but it should expose the neo cons that helped get us here.

      • Fatty Bolger

        What assurances? Some vague statements in the early 90’s about having no current plans to extend NATO?

        Of course, we did sign actual agreements, along with the Russians, to not threaten and to protect Ukraine from aggression, in exchange for securing and ultimately removing their nuclear weapon stockpile.

      • straffinrun

        You had also had Minsk 1 and 2 which were broken. You call them vague, but they existed and you have many heavyweights in and out of government warning exactly against expanding NATO for the reasons we’re seeing now. See George Kennan.

      • Fatty Bolger

        What does Minsk 1 & 2 have to do with NATO? They were (unrealistic) attempts to end the civil war, and ended up being mostly ignored by both sides, and especially by whichever side thought they had the upper hand at the moment.

    • Drake

      Listening now – our foreign policy has been pure evil for a long time.

    • The Other Kevin

      Whoever started this “words are literally violence” thing should get The Boats.

    • ron73440

      I just heard a five-minute diatribe from Steve Harvey on how dumb Herschell Walker is.

      Walker can’t be dumber than her, can he?

      • Pat

        I just heard a five-minute diatribe from Steve Harvey on how dumb Herschell Walker is.

        Coming from the intellectual powerhouse whose 4th beach house was paid for by staring vacantly into the camera after some out of work LA actor with an hour to kill at noon a Wednesday reads back some lame pun or sexual innuendo on a scripted game show, that had to sting.

      • ron73440

        Harvey loves to bitch about republicans, but his Walker hate is at another level.

      • robc

        Walker went to uga during the Jan Kemp era. It is quite possible he can’t read.

  44. Lackadaisical

    “Latest COVID vaccine will help people ‘move on’ from the pandemic, White House’s Jha says”

    It also helps you ‘move on’ to the afterlife, so, he’s technically correct.

    • AlexinCT

      You need ass mass to do long throws…

  45. Warty

    Mission Local first reported that the Law Enforcement Use of Equipment Policy, which is scheduled to be voted on by the full San Francisco Board of Supervisors next week, was originally silent on whether the department’s 17 remote-controlled robots could use lethal force. Supervisor Aaron Peskin then added a line reading, “Robots shall not be used as a Use of Force against any person,” but an SFPD revision changed that language to “Robots will only be used as a deadly force option when risk of loss of life to members of the public or officers are imminent and outweigh any other force option available to SFPD.”

    The article doesn’t say, but I would bet money that the lethal force they’re talking about here is something like tasers or pepper spray. Putting a gun on a glorified RC car is too silly even for San Francisco.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      Could be explosives? I’ve seen videos of police departments sending robots with explosives to kill shooters holed up.

      • Warty

        That sounds way too cool for a police department, though.

      • Count Potato

        Dallas did it.

      • Not Adahn

        IIRC, in Dallas it was used to place a shaped charge on the other side of a wall from the soon-to-be-decedent.

      • Not Adahn

        Er, not a shaped charge, but one of those breaching charges, like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUKTIt5GQrM

        “Of course we have hand grenade! In Finland everyone have hand grenade! They sell these in grocery stores!”

    • invisible finger

      I assume the robocops will shoot just as badly as the human cops.

  46. Hyperion

    “San Francisco may let police robots use lethal force”

    Wife and I were watching a Netflix series last night about bots named ‘Better than us’. In the first moments of the show, they talk about bot laws, a first, second, and third law, the first law being about not harming humans.

    I said to the wife ‘Well, we already fucked that up when we let cops have the bots’. Why the fuck would you give the cops bots if you wanted them to do anything other than kill something, mostly humans and pets, the cops apparent only objective.

    BTW, the series is Russian, so I’m already flagged by the Brandon regime to be first in the camps.

    • invisible finger

      Sounds like Asimov’s stupid laws of robotics.

  47. The Late P Brooks

    Russell Brand showed a really interesting interview last night with Jeffrey Sachs

    Jeffrey Sachs can eat a bag o’ dicks.

    • Hyperion

      Brand is one of the new axis of evul. It’s him, Tulsi, and Musk. They don’t stand with Ukraine!

  48. Rebel Scum

    Caption contest.

    Thankfully there was a window there to protect the kids.

    • R.J.

      “Mom! The guy with no pants is back!”

    • Penguin

      “He says he can smell us through the window.”

  49. The Late P Brooks

    ” but an SFPD revision changed that language to “Robots will only be used as a deadly force option when risk of loss of life to members of the public or officers are imminent and outweigh any other force option available to SFPD.”

    The “officer safety” loophole.

    • R.J.

      OFFICER ROBOT 321B FELT THREATENED. AS SUCH OFFICER 321B RESPONDED BY CLEARING THE AREA WITH 127 DISCHARGES OF THE PRIMARY 9 MM WEAPON IN A 360 CIRCLE.

    • slumbrew

      Ugh. Way too much junk in those trunks.

  50. The Late P Brooks

    Indeed, Eisenberg urged deep-pocketed donors to give away even more, to increase funding for grassroots groups working to remedy racial and economic inequalities, and to seek greater input from nonprofits on how to spend their charitable dollars.

    He also pushed for private foundations to be held more accountable for where their money goes. He was livid when they spent charitable funds on lavish offices, high trustee pay and bloated administrative costs. And he fumed over how little the IRS and state attorneys general regulate the charitable sector.

    His views made him unpopular with some private foundations, to whom he was a relentless thorn in the side.

    “It was easy to cross Pablo Eisenberg,” said Ray Madoff, a Boston College Law School professor who studies philanthropy. “And I’m sure it was plenty annoying for people who were big donors and felt they were doing something good, but then to be told they weren’t doing something that was good enough.”

    The Great Piety Hierarchy Wars.

    Let them all disappear up their own assholes, and leave me the money. I’ll distribute it wisely.

    • Rat on a train

      He also pushed for private foundations to be held more accountable for where their money goes. He was livid when they spent charitable funds on lavish offices, high trustee pay and bloated administrative costs. And he fumed over how little the IRS and state attorneys general regulate the charitable sector.
      You’re asking for Arkancide.

  51. PieInTheSky

    In other news: Glühwein and winter beer season officially opened.

    https://twitter.com/K_Niemietz/status/1596979055219572736

    Kristian Niemietz is an interesting fella but one cannot trust a man drinking shit wine boiled with sugar and spices

    • The Last American Hero

      I got a bottle of Gluhwein once. It tastes like cough medicine. Why anyone would drink that garbage unless you were stuck in a shack in a mountain pass during a winter storm is beyond me.

      • Fourscore

        I read a story about that one time. There was this guy, see, and a girl got stuck…..

      • Jarflax

        I think I heard that one, stepsiblings weren’t they?

  52. The Late P Brooks

    Paula VS lea | Javelin Throw Match 2

    Is there some sort of special female athletes’ asses channel on youtube?

    Asking for a friend.

    Also- caught the tail end (*waggles eyebrows*) of a World Cup women’s slalom race on the teevee yesterday. It appears to me that technique has reverted away from super-short skis and wide stance to the older more upright feet-together, lift the tail of the inner ski style. And the women are leaner and more athletic than they were for a while. Hubba hubba.

    • PieInTheSky

      Is there some sort of special female athletes’ asses channel on youtube? – one? there’s dozens

  53. PieInTheSky

    Rossiya Hotel was a five-star international hotel in Moscow. It had 3,182 rooms and from 1967 to 1980 it was the largest hotel in the world. Until its closure in 2006, it remained the second largest hotel in Europe.

    https://twitter.com/sovietvisuals/status/1596882623262994432

    well that is hideous

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Looks remarkably like Lubyanka

  54. The Late P Brooks

    Ask yourself why every country near Russia is eager to join NATO

    They want to get on the dole?

    • Tundra

      You have to admit, outsourcing your defense responsibilities leaves a lot more money for fuckery.

      • PieInTheSky

        Non nato countries like Moldova still use most money for fuckery, not defense. Because defense would be pointless, Ukraine is much bigger and without massive western support would have stood 0 chance, and they have been preparing for 7 years. Moldova would be no point in even planning defense from Russia.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Because Russia was always going to invade Ukraine even if Ukraine had remained neutral and the West had not been building a military presence there?

      • PieInTheSky

        Because Russia was always going to invade Ukraine even if Ukraine had remained neutral – probably, the second it tried to move away from Russian influence

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Oh, you mean like how it moved away in 2014?

        My point being that the Western countries have been screwing around in Ukraine with the intent of creating an intolerable situation for Russia. They’ve openly admitted as much in DC.

        Washington doesn’t care at all about Ukrainians, they’re more than content to watch them get slaughtered in a war (see Lindsay Graham) so long as it cripples Russia’s military (and Germany’s economy), which they somehow think will ensure DC’s continued hegemony as the sole global superpower. A Russian/German economic alliance was intolerable for them.

      • PieInTheSky

        Western countries have been screwing around in Ukraine – why did so many in Ukraine want to get closer to Western countries and distance themselves from Russia? If Russia was a good model, Ukraine would have reason to be friendly.

        an intolerable situation for Russia- what made the situation intolerable?

        Washington doesn’t care at all about Ukrainians – not “elite” cares about anyone, so this is not saying much

        Germany’s economy – give credit where its due, the Germans ruined Germany’s economy no one else

        A Russian/German economic alliance was intolerable for them. – this would have been a bad idea for Germany as well, to be wholly dependent of Russian resources

      • R C Dean

        Have we forgotten that Russia seized Ukrainian territory twice before the current invasion?

    • rhywun

      Or you could just be a corrupt money-laundering operation and the US will throw tens of billions of dollars your way – no need to join NATO unless you also want American boots on the ground.

  55. Mojeaux

    I’ve given up. I’m just gonna watch football and shows with ancient astronaut theorists.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER SURRENDER!

      • ron73440

        I watched that movie again this weekend.

        “By Grabthar’s hammer…what a savings”

        The look of self-loathing on his face still kills me.

      • rhywun

        Such a good flick

      • Ownbestenemy

        Can you make a rudimentary lathe?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Let me know when he gets into the whale-fucking scene.

  56. PieInTheSky

    Humanism is a heresy
    Confusion is bound to follow the death of God
    BY Tom Holland

    https://unherd.com/2022/11/humanism-is-a-heresy/?=frlh

    “Strikingly, however, in an age that has seen the theory of evolution almost universally accepted in Britain, and the limits of our knowledge of the universe pushed to ever more incredible extremes, there seems to have been no diminution in the value that we, as a culture, ascribe to human life. Quite the contrary. That we are all of us possessed of certain fundamental rights, simply by virtue of being human, and of a dignity that embraces our entire species, are doctrines so widely accepted in contemporary Britain that many of us barely recognise them as doctrines at all.”

    “To accept the truth of all these various propositions — one might almost call them dogmas — requires, of course, less the exercise of reason than a leap of faith. That science sustains a belief in human rights is hardly an obvious proposition. Implausible too is the conviction of those who issued the Amsterdam Declaration that their own values are where “a continuing process of observation, evaluation and revision” is bound to lead — so much so that they rank, in effect, as universal. International the Humanists may claim to be, but in truth they are preponderantly Western. ”

    Now Old Tom here (no, not the spiderman actor) has written a whole book about how humanism is a derivation / evolution of Christianity, but I think he is way to certain that Britain accepts inherent human rights

    • creech

      I’m curious as to where Mr. Holland makes his home. In a country that accepts the Western dogma of human rights, or in some shithole where human rights are not considered of any importance?

      • PieInTheSky

        well as I said Britain you decide which that is

  57. The Late P Brooks

    I’ve given up. I’m just gonna watch football and shows with ancient astronaut theorists.

    Aliens invented football!

    • SDF-7

      “I’m not saying it was past interference…..”

      • R C Dean

        *golf clap*

      • slumbrew

        past interference

        I assume that was on purpose? I don’t care, I’m going with “yes”. Bravo.

      • Mojeaux

        Particularly brilliant.

  58. PieInTheSky

    Tom Holland
    @holland_tom
    “His government declared that Munich University was open to all applicants except those who wanted to study history, which was abolished as hostile to civilisation.”

    Sensible policies for a happier Bavaria, courtesy of Ernst Toller in 1919…

    https://twitter.com/holland_tom/status/1596959316799811584

  59. AlexinCT

    So I was watching that last speech that asshat Fauci made, and all I could think of is that the lady in the corner doing the sign language shit should have just spent the whole time making a jerking off motion while this asshat was talking.

    • Rat on a train

      +1 Airplane

  60. Count Potato

    “Tucker Carlson, Libs of TikTok, etc create a stream of content blaming trans and queer people for child grooming, but rarely or never feature actual victims of child grooming. If they did, they’d have to reckon with the fact that many survivors are queer and trans themselves”

    https://twitter.com/kattenbarge/status/1595827091374850048

    woopsie!

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Hey, turns out a lot of victims are straight too, as are the perpetrators.

      But there’s one group in particular that’s promoting sexual interactions with children right now.

    • Ownbestenemy

      “LeaDeRSHIP”? Is he 4 years old?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Vindeman is a goddamned piece of shit, a holier than thou twat, and a fucking idiot. He’s hit the trifecta.

    • Sean

      Why did I click?

      /sad face

  61. Count Potato

    “Google provided investigators with location data for more than 5,000 devices as part of the federal investigation into the attack on the US Capitol. Via @WiredUK”

    https://twitter.com/WIRED/status/1597200560499085312

    “A Peek Inside the FBI’s Unprecedented January 6 Geofence Dragnet
    Google provided investigators with location data for more than 5,000 devices as part of the federal investigation into the attack on the US Capitol. 

    The FBI’s biggest-ever investigation included the biggest-ever haul of phones from controversial geofence warrants, court records show. A filing in the case of one of the January 6 suspects, David Rhine, shows that Google initially identified 5,723 devices as being in or near the US Capitol during the riot. Only around 900 people have so far been charged with offenses relating to the siege.

    The filing suggests that dozens of phones that were in airplane mode during the riot, or otherwise out of cell service, were caught up in the trawl. Nor could users erase their digital trails later. In fact, 37 people who attempted to delete their location data following the attacks were singled out by the FBI for greater scrutiny.”

    https://www.wired.co.uk/article/fbi-google-geofence-warrant-january-6

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      If you go to a riot with your phone at least turn the damn thing off and put it in one of those bags that blocks transmission on top of that. Their privacy policies, both the provider’s and the manufacturer’s, don’t mean shit.

      • PieInTheSky

        but how will you take pictures and tag yourself on facebook?

  62. DEG

    “It’s been, obviously, a long two and a half years for Americans, and we understand that people want to move on,” Jha, the White House COVID-19 coordinator, told ABC “This Week” co-anchor Martha Raddatz of the virus that has killed more than 1 million people in the U.S. “The good news is people can move on if they keep their immunity up to date.”

    The good news is we can move on if folks like you go the fuck away.

  63. Shpip

    Ravens lost to the lowly Jags in what I can only assume was not a pretty affair.

    Evidently, the Jacksonville Jaguars’ mascot got caught in a downpour and had to slog his waterlogged furry self into the locker room to change into his backup costume.

    Which turned out to be this.

    DUUUUUUUUUUUU-VVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!

    • slumbrew

      I caught a glimpse of that outfit when watching highlights.

      It was something.

    • Fatty Bolger

      He breaks that out every once in a while, it’s even been memorialized in a tattoo.

  64. The Late P Brooks

    Word

    “Gaslighting” — mind manipulating, grossly misleading, downright deceitful — is Merriam-Webster’s word of the year.

    Lookups for the word on merriam-webster.com increased 1,740% in 2022 over the year before. But something else happened. There wasn’t a single event that drove significant spikes in the curiosity, as it usually goes with the chosen word of the year.

    The gaslighting was pervasive.

    ——-

    Merriam-Webster’s top definition for gaslighting is the psychological manipulation of a person, usually over an extended period of time, that “causes the victim to question the validity of their own thoughts, perception of reality, or memories and typically leads to confusion, loss of confidence and self-esteem, uncertainty of one’s emotional or mental stability, and a dependency on the perpetrator.”

    Gaslighting is a heinous tool frequently used by abusers in relationships — and by politicians and other newsmakers. It can happen between romantic partners, within a broader family unit and among friends. It can be a corporate tactic, or a way to mislead the public. There’s also “medical gaslighting,” when a health care professional dismisses a patient’s symptoms or illness as “all in your head.”

    Just don’t mention the government propaganda.

    • slumbrew

      There’s also “medical gaslighting,” when a health care professional dismisses a patient’s symptoms or illness as “all in your head.”

      That’s not gaslighting, that’s just misdiagnosis. If the medical professional _knows_ it’s real and is trying to manipulate you, you can call that gaslighting.

      Being wrong isn’t the same thing as trying to manipulate someone.

      • Mojeaux

        Non sequitur:

        Dr. Google might tell me I’m dying, but he has given me a place to start. Me to doc: “I am having A, B, and C symptoms. Dr. Google tells me I have a hiatal hernia.” The doc says, “Okay, we’ll order an EGD.” … one EGD later … “Yes, you have one, but you also have X, Y, and Z problems that are more urgent.” I’ve been able to give my docs a starting place for the last few problems I’ve had. It’s very efficient.

        Hooray, Dr. Google!

  65. The Late P Brooks

    If the medical professional _knows_ it’s real and is trying to manipulate you, you can call that gaslighting.

    Something something safe and effective.

    • slumbrew

      That’s a mixture of gas-lighting and just being wrong/trusting others. Your average doc is going to take the NIH at their word (or did, perhaps) – they were just wrong.

      Fuckers like Foochi surely knew fairly early that “effective” wasn’t true and couldn’t have been certain about “safe”, given the timelines.

  66. The Late P Brooks

    Does Frito-Lay sponsor the Jacksonville Jaguars’ mascot? He looks… familiar.

  67. The Late P Brooks

    Merriam Webster is here to help:

    “LGBTQIA,” for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer or questioning, intersex, and asexual, aromantic or agender.

    Quiltbaggers.

  68. The Late P Brooks

    That’s a mixture of gas-lighting and just being wrong/trusting others. Your average doc is going to take the NIH at their word (or did, perhaps) – they were just wrong.

    I’m convinced it was an intentional lie from the beginning. Why else would they work so hard to eliminate anything resembling a control group?

    • slumbrew

      As ever, I’m a “cock-up over conspiracy” guy. All it requires is a couple bad actors to say “maybe this isn’t going perfectly – let’s get rid of the control group to cover our asses” vs. a vast conspiracy from the get-go.

  69. Warty

    Just had a pleasant stroll down memory lane. https://web.archive.org/web/20110929042231/http://www.courthousenews.com/2011/07/28/overlawyered.pdf

    16. Defendants, TheZeitgeist, AA W, Protefeed, Douglas Fletcher, flye, Fun Fact,
    Warty, The Gobbler, John, fbi, Mr. Weebles, planodoc, Latter Day Taint, waffles, troy, Mr
    Whipple, Spencer Smith, Shari Lewis, hmm, Not Arthur Wolk, Barely Suppressed Rage,
    II
    Case ID: 11 0702615
    _ … _
    Amakudari, grylliade, and Boo the Puppy, are bloggers, some or all of whom are believed and
    therefore averred to be Pennsylvania residents, who the defendants either incited to post on their
    websites scandalous, heinous, false and defamatory statements about the plaintiff or are the
    defendants themselves, their agents, servants, principals, employees or co-conspirators, and
    whose identities Reason and the other defendants have conspired to protect and refuse to provide
    to plaintiff after inquiry.